Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
headlines found matching 'Weekend'
Sat May 21, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Liz Cheney scolds the GOP Establishment for enticing and inviting White radicals
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Let's find the good side of Saharan dust screwing up South Carolina weather. "It also means more vibrant sunsets and sunrises"
source: wyff4.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri May 20, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
What's the difference?
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
What's an ice shove? This is an ice shove
source: winnipeg.ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 18, 2022
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Sad: Jane's Addiction had to cancel a festival appearance. Cool: Perry Farrell's side band, Porno For Pyros, will take Jane's slot in what will be the first P4P show in 26 years
source: loudwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Good luck getting teh NRA to agree with any of them, New York Gov. Kathy Hochul
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some heroes wear collars. Personal Fark: subby WAS planning on camping near there this weekend
source: kymkemp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Twitter to Musk: "No backsies"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue May 17, 2022
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida gator just trying to find an alternator for a 2003 Ranger, doesn't understand what all the fuss is about
source: news4jax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida gator just trying to find an alternator for a 2003 Ranger, doesn't understand what all the fuss is about
source: news4jax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Lt. Governor Gritty takes 1st step to becoming more machine than man
source: 6abc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Here's the ceremonial first pitch ... Juuuuuuust a bit high
source: masslive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China opens inconvenience store
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon May 16, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Deshaun Watson to meet with NFL investigators in Texas this week, new Browns teammates in the Bahamas this weekend. Unclear how many massage therapists they'll be bringing along
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
FDA says there's no baby formula shortage, just that it's not in the stores. Alrighty then
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
If you tried to lure some kids into your windowless white van this weekend, Hanson Police would like you to have a seat over there so they can Mmm Bopp you
source: nbcboston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apparently, the GQP-Putin Industrial Complex have now pointed their stroke machine at Democratic Senators
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun May 15, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
We haven't tried "nothing." We haven't done "nothing." We've actively encouraged this. This is who we are. This is America
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Axios)
 
 
 
Sweden decides to go full NATO
source: axios.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
So why are burgers cooked at a restaurant better than the burgers you make at home?
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat May 14, 2022
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
You had me at 'super flower blood moon'
source: popsci.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
The folks who promised the Texas electrical grid was winterized say there will be no blackouts in the coming heatwave as long as everybody stops using electricity. Like right now. M'kay?
source: texastribune.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri May 13, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you're only Having an Average Weekend so far, check out the new Kids in the Hall
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Large asteroid expected to come close to Earth this weekend. Scientists say the size is comparable to two football pitches, a tall skyscraper or your mom
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu May 12, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
James Hetfield congratulates Brazilian woman who gave birth at Metallica's show last weekend
source: consequence.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Punk Guy)
 
 
 
Max Creeps, the mysterious and almost certainly entirely made-up cult punk duo, have an almost certainly made-up documentary premiering on iconic cult punk streaming service NightFlight Plus Friday
source: brooklynvegan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ideastream)
 
 
 
A non-profit that provides affordable groceries to low-income residents has had to cancel its delivery services this week after thieves stole catalytic converters from all of its vehicles
source: ideastream.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 11, 2022
(Collider)
 
 
 
"The Lost Weekend" is bold, creative landmark in depiction of alcoholism on screen. If you forgive Ray Milland's drunk overacting, the obscured gay subtext, and the Hollywood ending, Billy Wilder was somehow able to make this film in 1945
source: collider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Crypto, Coinbase going crapto
source: fortune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue May 10, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company that runs summer camps decide that all campers and staff must be vaccinated. Right-wing agitators declare this an OUTRAGE and company must be boycotted. Since this is in Canada and the company is Tim Horton's, it will be a summer of blood
source: ca.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A total eclipse of the moon is happening this weekend
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trying to murder Congress is a-OK, but women using salty language over the loss basic human rights? Off to the pearl-clutching suite for Little Lord Tucker
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon May 09, 2022
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
I want to believe there's a UFO festival in Oregon this weekend
source: thrillist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Cemetery flooded after heavy rain. Hundreds dead
source: wpxi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
For some reason, some people believe (not Subby) that Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness should have been rated R
source: ign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
George RR Martin doesn't want to admit he can't end Game of Thrones better than HBO
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Two loose barges that were barreling down the Potomac River are no longer loose. Now they're just stuck in the middle of the river
source: nbcwashington.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
8 miners are missing after an accident in Burkina Faso. Managers of the mine insist that they be allowed to leave the country. Would you believe they planned the trip *months* ago? What about they only get so many days of vacation every year?
source: aljazeera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun May 08, 2022
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's Throwback Weekend, as the NASCAR Cup Series heads to Darlington for the Goodyear 400. There's guaranteed to be more passing in this race, which should put some butts in the seats, despite being on FS1 at 3 PM ET
source: jayski.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat May 07, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Weekend at Johnny Sex's. 3 of today's 4 series are tied. In the 2-0 one, will the Perds look like a dead team skating? Will the Soccer Cats sanction Ovie? Will it be OT & controversy in Rags/Pens? Who will tip the Battle of the Beef? Pucks @ 1pm ET
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri May 06, 2022
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
The latest thing found in the waters of Lake Mead? Cocaine. Plus meth, THC, codeine, and caffeine just to start. Shoot, sounds like a fella had a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff
source: 8newsnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Plot thickens around a fatal plane crash in the outback of Canada now that people have learned that two of the passengers had connections to the mob and were fleeing murder and conspiracy charges. Subby 'hmmmmms' himself
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue May 03, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Baseball's newest phenomenon: Sons of idiots, on the field. Or, idiots whose sons are on the field. Whatever it is, it's stupid
source: kj97.iheart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
ERCOT warns Texans that temps will be above freezing later this week, the grid may fail, power outages should be expected, and people could die. In related news, the Texas grid only operates properly when it's 68 to 71 degrees out, and cloudy
source: wfaa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Matt Ryan left Atlanta because they were thinking about getting Deshaun Watson
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Weekend at David Birney's
source: thewrap.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
One plus of the severe western draught that's draining Lake Mead? Less "people" flavor in Las Vegas' tap water: ""I would say there is a very good chance as the water level drops that we are going to find additional human remains,"
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon May 02, 2022
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
9-day heatwave set to hit the UK, where temps could get as high as a blistering 20 degrees Celsius. That's 68 degrees Fahrenheit
source: ladbible.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
LPGA golfer Lydia Ko, on finishing 2 strokes off the lead, due to a sore back. "It's that time of the month, I know the ladies watching are probably like, yeah, I got you"
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Subby is heading to Kentucky for the first time to attend the Derby this weekend. What are some must-have Kentucky experiences, that don't involve finding a squirrel with a giant sack full of nuts?
source: app.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun May 01, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Like Tucker can read
source: axios.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Bad Guys does good at #1 with $14.4 million, Sonic the Hedgehog 2 #2 with $9.7 million while the Crimes of Dumbledore is being seen by anyone as it remains #3 with $7.5 million as Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent is #6 with $3.6 million
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Your Central Valley)
 
 
 
Pickpocketed and stranded influencer at Coachella fundraises $64K for Uber driver. Five stars, would definitely drive her again
source: yourcentralvalley.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 29, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
White House Correspondent's Dinner; where you need to play nice with seditionists in the spirit of nonpartisanism while knowing Right Wing Media is going to be claiming this proves the Media is in a conspiracy to protect Democrats
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
The chainsaw carvers rendezvous week is here and... Hey. Is that a Bear? With a saddle on its back??
source: wearecentralpa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Mensa members gather for their annual gaming convention, where after a weekend of pedantic arguments and rules-lawyering, five new games receive the organization's coveted 'Seal of Smug Self-Superiority'
source: bangordailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Her heart will go on, but her muscle spasms stopped Celine Dion's European Tour again
source: montreal.ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu April 28, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Here's how the Kremlin props up the almost dead Putin 'Weekend at Bernie's' style to fool the world
source: thesun.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed April 27, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
New NASA map shows the actual number of wildfires burning across the United States right now and HOLY SMOKES THE EAST COAST IS GONE, MAN. IT'S GONE. Also, sucks to be you, eastern Kansas. I mean, more than normal, even
source: nbcwashington.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: home invasion. New hotness: high school invasion
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 26, 2022
(Concord Monitor)
 
 
 
NH GOP legislators pass bill abolishing any night-time working-hour restrictions on high-school students. ""We have a 24-hour economy. ...On a July 4 weekend in the Lakes Region we need more and more employees"
source: concordmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Will Smith spotted in India participating in some bizarre spiritual purification rituals, different from his usual bizarre spiritual purification rituals
source: asiaone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ewan McGregor, Mary Elizabeth Winstead get married. Hayden Christensen inconsolable
source: huffpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon April 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Der Floridafüher arranges photo-op during bill signing of young children of color holding anti-CRT signs. You know...to protect them from indoctrination
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Jared Padalecki lucky to have survived bad car accident. Although if he hadn't, Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins would bring him back
source: comicbook.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
NBA to be the big loser on Christmas this year
source: si.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun April 24, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Bad Guys has the goods at #1 with $25 million, Sonic the Hedgehog 2 at #2 with $15 million. The Crimes of Dumbledore suffers a humiliating tumble to #3 with $13 million as the cheeky Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent impressively debuts at #5
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Volodymyr Zelenskyy, cokehead
source: rollingstone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat April 23, 2022
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 205 Amanda Lemos vs Jessica Andrade. Prelims at 6 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET, both on ESPN+. Also Bellator 279, Cyborg vs Blencowe 2. Prelims stream at 8:30 PM ET, main card at 10:30 PM ET on Showtime
source: ufc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu April 21, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Junior college pitcher who tackled opposing player for hitting home run receives four game suspension, invitation to walk on the football team
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Zombie apocalypse averted in South Carolina
source: postandcourier.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed April 20, 2022
(Neuroscience News)
 
 
 
That Weekend at Donnie's vibe around Mar-a-Lago suddenly makes way more sense
source: neurosciencenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 19, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
T-Pain posts TikTok ripping on Dallas-Ft Worth Metroplex over soft ticket sales for his Deep Ellum concert. Just imagine the burn clip that JFK would've posted
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon April 18, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Covid Convoy makes the same discovery Clark Griswold did when he bit into that sandwich
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Athletes in sport notorious for players injecting anything they can get their hands on to improve their chances at winning refuse to get the one thing that would let them play in Canada
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Pew pew in Paw Paw
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Danny Elfman brings the noise and the biggest banger to Coachella weekend
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun April 17, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Weekend at Donnie's
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Dumbledore is a soft #1 with $40 million, Sonic the Hedgehog 2 on its tails with $26.5 million. The Lost City meanders to #3 with $5.8 million as Everything Everywhere All at Once moves to #4 with $5.1 million
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Turns out no one gives a shiat about Dumbledore's secrets
source: avclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat April 16, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will Putin return for the cold open? Or will we get more bland James Austin Johnson? Will Che and Jost be wined by Jeanine Pirro? Will Ukraine play Battleship with Russia? Lizzo does double duty as host and musical guest. SNL, 11:30PM ET on NBC
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 15, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yeah, Wall Street's calling BS on Twitter and this "full blown Elon circus" too. "obvious" tag already out the door and on its way to the Hamptons for the holiday weekend
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu April 14, 2022
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Early Mother of the Year front runner punches female umpire for judging 12-year-old's ball game. "It's ridiculous. The verbal abuse. And even now, the physical abuse now, at this point, and enough is enough"
source: syracuse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed April 13, 2022
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It's one thing if your dog eats your homework, it's entirely different when you're a Rangers fan and your puppy ate your semi-final ticket for this weekend's Scottish Cup clash with Celtic
source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Nerd)
 
 
 
Scientists play Volcano Dungeons & Dragons on weekends, using simulated eruptions on graph paper stained with RC Cola, looking up lava flow rates in the Magma Manual, and rolling saving throws against Yellowstone supervolcano wiping out whole party
source: dailymontanan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
"Bo Diddley Explosion: One-of-a-kind event to celebrate music and legacy of blues legend" - not to be confused with the Steven Seagal Explosion which is what happened after he met Gene LeBell
source: wcjb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 12, 2022
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"They won't say it [in public], but behind his back, they think (Trump's) a child. They're laughing at him." Difficulty: Republicans
source: politicususa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon April 11, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Cooking ribs this weekend and had a slab with a giant cyst on them. Thought it was a fatty tumor until I tried to cut it out and it ruptured disgusting green pus. The company has not responded to my concerns Wat DO? Creepy tag since no gross tag [NSFL pics in thread]
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Roidger Clemens: "I played the game the right way"
source: sportingnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
It's news whenever anything cool happens in Tulsa. This past weekend red dirt's best band finally got back together at the legendary Cain's Ballroom
source: rollingstone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Times of Malta)
 
 
 
Russia: We'll see you in court court. *Pays lawyers in bushels of acorns*
source: timesofmalta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun April 10, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
This just in: giant inflatable penis (possible nsfw content on page, duh)
source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 speeds to #1 with $70 million, sending the terrible Jared Leto misfire Morbius to #2 with $10 million. Michael Bay's Ambulance is a disaster at #4 with $8 million, Everything Everywhere All At Once debuting at #5 with $7 million
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat April 09, 2022
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Aldermanic race between candidates who respect each other results in a tie, is decided by one provisional ballot. Winner repeatedly congratulated by incumbent. Is this even America?
source: cbs58.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Well that sucks
source: ladbible.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 08, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
A stunning 71% of Americans say officials who support former President Donald Trump's election lies are guilty of a "crime," which is bad news for the 100% of GOP officials who support former President Donald Trump's election lies
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed April 06, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
IBM's Watson, super computer, predicts Tiger Woods Master's score after analyzing over 120,000 of his shots. Still not up to the task of predicting Tiger's hit and runs, ex-wives
source: realradio921.iheart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a self-pleasurer's trip / That started from this misty port / Aboard Southwest's airship. / In 12B a mighty 'bating man / His thoughts low-grade impure
source: jalopnik.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
The Patriots make a Wise move
source: masslive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 05, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
News: Youth basketball referee suffers 'serious' injuries after being attacked during game. FARK: At Stronghold Christian Church
source: cbssports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Spirit continues to mile high its passengers without leaving the ground
source: fox13news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
"It's the highest flying dummy downhill in the world that we know of, because it goes off our aerial site, no other dummy down hill goes off an aerial site. So these dummies are literally 60 to 70 vertical feet in the air before they crash land,"
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon April 04, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
Weekend at Goonew's
source: consequence.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Looks like New Mexicans had a good weekend
source: krqe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Man leads police on chase at speeds of up to 18 forking miles per hour
source: abc13.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Son of Rev Billy Graham spends weekends A: In church? B: Promoting God's message of love and acceptance? or C: Promoting anti-LGBTQ extremism
source: alternet.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun April 03, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Morbius sucks up $40 million and the #1 spot despite Jared Leto while The Lost City finds itself at #2 with $13 million. Twilight sequel The Batman is #3 with $11 million as Uncharted docks at #4 with $3.7 million, Spider-Man: No Way Home at #7
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Morbius sucks up $40 million and the #1 spot despite Jared Leto while The Lost City finds itself at #2 with $13 million. Twilight sequel The Batman is #3 with $11 million as Uncharted docks at #4 with $3.7 million, Spider-Man: No Way Home at #7
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Spun)
 
 
 
Might as well skip the Masters this year
source: thespun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat April 02, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Will the Oscars slap and Jada be mocked by Chris Redd and this week's host? Will Weekend Update prove once again to be the best satire around? Will Pete Davidson emerge from hiding? Jerrod Carmichael hosts, Gunna raps. SNL, 11:30PM ET on NBC
source: avclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 01, 2022
(NWNews)
 
 
 
If you think Lime e-scooters would be more useful to fight black bears than to improve urban mobility, you could be right
source: nwnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NWNews)
 
 
 
If you think Lime e-scooters would be more useful to fight black bears than to improve urban mobility, you could be right
source: nwnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu March 31, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Typical of today's youth, only doing ten percent of the job
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed March 30, 2022
(West Kentucky Star)
 
 
 
After a two year hiatus comes the triumphant return of Tater Day
source: westkentuckystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(West Kentucky Star)
 
 
 
After a two year hiatus comes the triumphant return of Tater Day
source: westkentuckystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Scottish Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Giant penis brings yellow snow and bone-chilling temperatures to Scotland
source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue March 29, 2022
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning wants Tom Brady to give him those retirement gifts back
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The castle and specific room where Henry the turd went opens to the public for the first time in centuries
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Law enforcement officials would like everyone to have a gun except for these 75 individuals in particular
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Donald Ray Walker, come on down. You've been identified as road raging driver who beat up 73-year-old man in parking lot dispute
source: clickorlando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon March 28, 2022
(Eater)
 
 
 
Two Austin bars closed over the weekend, leaving the city with a scant bazillion left
source: austin.eater.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
In Germany, you can go visit the Oo to see the Ebras, go to the movies to watch heroic Orro defend Mexican peons, or listen to _ _ Top's greatest hits
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed March 23, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ducking hell
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue March 22, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Spring Breakers in Miami party* so hard the city starts a curfew. *: do gun violence
source: vice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
Weeners
 
Russian swimmer Evgeny Rylov loses Speedo....and you already clicked
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
From a man with a half-beard, here is how much you really need to save for retirement
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Uber Steals
source: local10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Uber Steals
source: local10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon March 21, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The European Space Agency has decided that Russia will not, in fact, be getting their asses to Mars
source: aljazeera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
They didn't believe in us. They said it couldn't even be done. But we showed them all, and managed to have 9 MASS SHOOTINGS IN ONE WEEKEND. USA USA USA USA USA
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
They say a chef puts a little bit of themselves into every dish they make. The guy who runs the meat grinder, though, he probably shouldn't do the same
source: ctpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun March 20, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Batman loses none of its sparkle on week three, remaining at #1 with $36 million. Whatever a Jujutsu Kaisen 0 is debuts at #2 with $19 million, Uncharted treading water at #3 with $8 million as horror romp X marks the #5 spot with $4 million
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Batman loses none of its sparkle on week three, remaining at #1 with $36 million. Whatever a Jujutsu Kaisen 0 is debuts at #2 with $19 million, Uncharted treading water at #3 with $8 million as horror romp X marks the #5 spot with $4 million
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Whether it's spending a Weekend in New England, wasting away again in Margaritaville, or banging our heads in Detroit Rock City, the Sunday Morning Music Club is all about places this week
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri March 18, 2022
(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Middle-schoolers no longer have to wear masks, and now they get a long weekend to boot
source: nbcboston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN confirms: Duke sucks
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed March 16, 2022
(The Advocate)
 
Weeners
 
Fark is not your personal erotic sight but for $50,000 you can get two TV hosts to make out live on Australian television
source: advocate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
If you think the secret to musical success is taught in a classroom by the 2nd 'American Idol' winner you need to transfer to UT Chattanooga right now
source: chattanoogan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue March 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Found On Road Disassembled
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Stroke rates increasing among young people. Why back in my day, we stroked it all day every day because there was nothing else to do
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Should we take the Express seriously, because I really want to believe this. It makes overwhelming sense, but still we're talking about Putin's Russia, where nothing is True, so (possible nsfw content on page)
source: express.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
He would be a hero if he had used throttle instead of brakes
source: wsbtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
He would be a hero if he had used throttle instead of brakes
source: wsbtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
A man in Texas reported a naked woman approaching his back door minutes before she broke in, stole his shotgun, and sliced herself with a sword, in what is possibly guerilla PR for a new woke Highlander movie
source: wild955.iheart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
A man in Texas reported a naked woman approaching his back door minutes before she broke in, stole his shotgun, and sliced herself with a sword, in what is possibly guerilla PR for a new woke Highlander movie
source: wild955.iheart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Russian space program, go f*ck yourself
source: futurism.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon March 14, 2022
(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
Lewis Hamilton to change his name next season in order to honor his mother, annoy sportscasters
source: skysports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The sanctions are working: Harsh reality of life in Moscow laid bare as goods run out and prices double in a day
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Insider)
 
 
 
Russian influencers are crying because their life is being taken from them after their country banned Instagram. Perhaps they should try living in Ukraine if they want to find out what it's like for their life to really be taken
source: insider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kirk: YOU LIKE THAT? Vikings fans: No, not really
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat March 12, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
City workers hired to remove tribute to black DC Superheroes mural from Ally Bank accidentally destroy beer mural honoring hippies & lotuses on other side for good measure
source: charlotte.axios.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fish Fry Friday Hockey Night in Milwaukee? That's a uniformin'
source: onmilwaukee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri March 11, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Won't someone think of the rattlesnakes?
source: apnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
49.1 tons of American cheese, 22.3 tons of pinto beans, 1.6 tons of Folger's, 1.4 tons of instant mashed potatoes, and over 5,000 gallons of mayonnaise. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff
source: krqe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Winter storm set to bring tornado threat, bomb-ass cyclones, forceful winds across several southern states this weekend. Nice knowin' ya, Texas
source: the-sun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu March 10, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
The one resident who hasn't fled this southern Ukrainian town because of the invasion is an orthopaedic doctor who's standing guard with his two pets: a panther and a leopard
source: vice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Army Times)
 
 
 
2 Patriot batteries are going to Poland while none of those 1/6 "patriots" are
source: armytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed March 09, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell to poor kids: Starve
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue March 08, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Shell: we redid our math and we found out that we lose far more money buying Russian oil than we would by not
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TFG told to sit at the kiddie table while the grownups discuss where GOP donor money is going this year
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon March 07, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
Hopefully, Bob Kraft's marriage has a happy ending
source: audacy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Pro-Brexit minister and Upper-class Twit of the Year Jacob Rees-Mogg exposes how farked the London-Russian banking money pipeline is. Fark: By accident
source: independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A teenager climbs 35 feet up a tree to rescue a stuck cat. There's only one problem
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Gas prices in Big Sur reach $7.59 a gallon, which for many residents is a Big Oh Crap
source: abc7news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hackers have your Galaxy in their hands
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Ryan Sheckler puts down the skateboard for a moment to tie the knot in a "fairytale" ceremony attended by celebrity guests
source: wild955.iheart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Ryan Sheckler puts down the skateboard for a moment to tie the knot in a "fairytale" ceremony attended by celebrity guests
source: wild955.iheart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun March 06, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"I went to a brawl and a soccer game broke out"
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"I went to a brawl and a soccer game broke out"
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat March 05, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck. You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Stink Town, c'mon
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri March 04, 2022
(WTOP)
 
 
 
DC Farkers, this weekend you might see some cars, likely a pickup or two, and maybe even a tractor-trailer, driven by people who look lost and confused
source: wtop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
China takes its football TV and goes home, will pull Premier League coverage so it does not broadcast shows of support for Ukraine
source: the-sun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
'Rest in peace dear comrade.' Russian sanity, sobriety, or stock market?
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KIII Corpus Christi)
 
 
 
Texans lined up to buy cheesecake from a Ukrainian bakery that sent its weekend revenue to Ukraine for the war effort
source: kiiitv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu March 03, 2022
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
'The Batman' may pull in $150 mil this weekend. Goddamn
source: bnnbloomberg.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed March 02, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
How bad is Putin? He's even giving ExxonMobile a chance to occupy the moral high ground
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News and Guts)
 
 
 
Ukraine Maximum Trolling: We foiled a plot to kill our president because the Russian FSB tipped us off because they do not want to take part in this bloody war
source: newsandguts.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue March 01, 2022
(Salon)
 
 
 
Sweet potatoes are better than fake burgers; pomegranates are better than stinky tofu; any other apples you'd like to compare to oranges, Salon?
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Just like karma running over your dogma, tank tracks has consequences for invasion attire like track suits
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon warns that sanctions against Russia could have "unintended consequences" and by that, he means that rich people like him could end up losing money
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Putin plans to bomb the sea, making this a particularly bad time to become a fish (possible nsfw content on page)
source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Traitor Greene and Gosar the Gozerian to receive a stern talking-to for participating in white nationalist event with Der Füentes
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada to ban crude oil imports from Russia. Polite oil imports still allowed
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Billboard)
 
Boobies
 
Oops she did it again (NSFW)
source: billboard.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon February 28, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
Hero
 
Old and busted: Ukrainians saying, "Russian Warship, go F*** yourself." New hotness: Ukrainians telling Russians, "We're Not Gonna Take It." BONUS: Fully endorsed by none other than Dee Snider, of Twisted Sister (tag, obviously, for the Ukrainians)
source: 989kkzx.iheart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy Plays the Piano with His Penis in Viral Video. This is not a "joke" headline, it's the actual headline
source: primetimer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tyler Perry's Madea presents Tyler Perry's Netflix
source: comicbook.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tyler Perry's Madea presents Tyler Perry's Netflix
source: comicbook.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun February 27, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Business in the front, party down under
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat February 26, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Will Cecily Strong return for a legendary musical number in the last ten minutes? Will Stefon return to Weekend Update? LCD Soundsystem is the musical guest and John Mulaney joins the Five Timers Club AS ONE DOES. SNL, 11:30PM ET on NBC
source: avclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NY Landmarks Will Be Lit In Blue & Yellow All Weekend In Solidarity With The People Of Ukraine. However, in actual news, Ukrainian refugees will also be accepted
source: secretnyc.co   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Audacy)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a Texas sports mom who loses her damn mind
source: audacy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri February 25, 2022
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Boston's getting 6-9
source: whdh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue February 22, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ursula becomes the most TERRIFYING DISNEY VILLAIN EVAR
source: huffpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon February 21, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Headline:"At least six stabbed in NYC subway system after mayor announces new safety plan". Subby thinks stabbing people over unsafe behavior is not a very good plan
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
After Texas Tech wrecked the Longhorns in basketball yet again, the Frank Erwin Center's Wikipedia page has been updated to accurately reflect that it's also the Red Raiders' home away from Lubbock
source: fox7austin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Why are we scared of these people, Part. 2,881: Jenna Ryan says she was tortured in prison because she couldn't use her phone
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Film Stories)
 
 
 
Sony somehow is losing $5-6m a year on the $593m-grossing 1997 Men In Black film - according to their profit sharing agreement
source: filmstories.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun February 20, 2022
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
As Nick Faldo ODs on pistachios, Jim Nantz left hanging in a position unlike any other
source: awfulannouncing.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
US: Russian troops have already received the thumbs up to invade Ukraine
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Zodiac Killer demands to know the whereabouts of Hillary Clinton during Epstein's pimp's suicide
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Floppy Johnson refuses to say whether he'll resign over Partygate
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat February 19, 2022
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Afternoon MMA: An early UFC Vegas 48 Johnny Walker vs Jamahal Hill. Prelims at 4 PM ET, main card at 7 PM ET, both on ESPN+. Also Bellator 274 Neiman Gracie vs Logan Storley, prelims at 6 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET. Then Bare Knuckle Boxing
source: ufc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
Six rides at Disney World combine for waiting in line for 13.5 HOURS
source: insidethemagic.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri February 18, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thanks to the hot sauce in my eye thread, I need to make these this weekend. Better recipes to the right
source: houseofyumm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
US: Hey, Zelenskyy, we're not sure now is the best time for you to head on a trip to Munich. Ukraine might need you at home
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu February 17, 2022
(Some Banh Mi Guy)
 
 
 
Wanting to make Banh Mi this weekend. Simple recipe I'm planning on using to the left unless you have a better one. Can be chicken or pork
source: rasamalaysia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed February 16, 2022
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Taking a break from decrying assaults on Freedom of Religion and Cancel Culture, protestors try to get SatanCon shutdown
source: lgbtqnation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Is Russia invading the Ukraine really all about Hilary Clinton? Asks crazy person on Fox News
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend only admitted to cheating when his ex trashed our apartment. Is this a deal breaker?" (possible nsfw content on page)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Maybe hire some extra security, Kim, because that is definitely a truckload of red flags
source: radaronline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, Malkovich; think fast
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue February 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Eastman still trying to withhold most of his emails from J6 committee. Spoiler alert: he apparently doesn't actually have any actual written agreement to work for TFG or his campaign as an attorney
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sixty pounds of spare chin do battle for influence over the U.S. Senate
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Michael Che FTW. Pity he only makes 30k at SNL
source: thewrap.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun February 13, 2022
(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
British couple demands an apology for getting on the wrong plane. And you thought that boarding the wrong plane and being sent to the wrong city only happened to your luggage
source: stokesentinel.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat February 12, 2022
(WQOW Eau Pair)
 
 
 
Relax everyone, we found your annual "chicken wing shortage before the Super Bowl" story and all is now right with the world
source: wqow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Look, IOC, taking "chill pills" is what got us into this whole mess to begin with
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri February 11, 2022
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
The middle weekend of the Olympics begins with a somewhat quiet day. It starts at 8pm ET with curling. Later; it's Canada v USA in men's hockey, the final runs for the women's skeleton, and men go off a really large hill in ski jumping
source: nbcolympics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
TRUMP gets JAIL
source: fox5vegas.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AOPA)
 
 
 
In tiny violin news, Superb Owl price gouging for parking extends to the corporate jet set
source: aopa.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Collider)
 
 
 
MoviePass 2: Theatric Boogaloo
source: collider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu February 10, 2022
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Day 7 of the Olympics features snowboarders going big in the halfpipe, the women take on the Super G, the longest race in speed skating, and the USA and Canadian women play their respective hockey quarterfinals. It all starts at 8pm ET
source: nbcolympics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Free Rats
source: whdh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed February 09, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Kansas GQP has reached the "Weekend at Bernie's" stage of annihilating American democracy
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News talking heads are upset about the acts of violence on January 6th committed by the Capitol Hill police. They might even kneel during the national anthem this weekend
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mail +)
 
 
 
Content warnings on books, England style
source: mailplus.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Loud, bombastic Stephen A. Smith threatens Tiki Barber loudly, bombastically
source: larrybrownsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Bioshock bread boy builder breaks down how the bread boy was built. We knead more stories like this
source: kotaku.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue February 08, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
If it replaces those dumb pictures with Game Boy screen grabs we are fine with this
source: kotaku.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon February 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Knee injuries are forcing Juan Martin Del Potro into retirement "I'm putting in so much effort to be able to continue but the knee has been a nightmare. I've been trying alternatives and ways to resolve it for years and today I just can't manage it"
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Crabby ex leaves bad review on area billboards
source: bringmethenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Crabby ex leaves bad review on area billboards
source: bringmethenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Andrew Yang deletes his support of Joe Rogan
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Complex)
 
 
 
While the world was distracted by Ukraine border shenanigans, Machine Gun Kelly & Slipknot frontman's botched collaboration turned feud has entered the b.j. technique stage
source: complex.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MPR News)
 
 
 
You know police shootings are getting bad when Republicans start calling for change
source: mprnews.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun February 06, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Half a card sells for half a million, expected to be prominently displayed in office of eccentric chocolatier
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jackass Forever's universal appeal sends it to #1 with $20.7 million, Moonfall a lunar failure with $9 million at #2. Spider-Man: No Way Home slides to #3 with $8.8 million as Scream gets muffled to #4 with $4.3 million as no other films matter
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jackass Forever's universal appeal sends it to #1 with $20.7 million, Moonfall a lunar failure with $9 million at #2. Spider-Man: No Way Home slides to #3 with $8.8 million as Scream gets muffled to #4 with $4.3 million as no other films matter
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat February 05, 2022
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Premier League has one match this weekend: Burnley and Watford in a bottom of the table Battle Royale. Can Roy Hodgson get Watford going in the right direction? Will Burnley get a critical three points at home? Match time 1:00 pm ET on Peacock+
source: scores.nbcsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri February 04, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Grab your fairy wings and fly into the weekend like a monarch butterfly
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Massachusetts now gets more tax revenue from sales of marijuana than sales of alcohol, although this stat doesn't include Superb Owl weekend
source: wwlp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Clark Gable's Home Museum will celebrate his birthday in person with "no mask" option. They must not give a damn
source: heraldstaronline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police raid finds 37 cannabis plants, 228 grams of marijuana, 52 tarantulas, a python, three scorpions, four turtles, two lizards in the Pogona family and 16 beetles. Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Belgium with all that stuff
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP News)
 
 
 
Winter festival postponed because of too much winter
source: apnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu February 03, 2022
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Brave students defy mask rules, get suspended. Subby is completely certain that they came up with this cunning plan on their own
source: nbcsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Spotify CEO confirms that, like Joe Rogan, he can fellate himself
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
"Moderate" geomagnetic storm to hit earth, infuriate progressive and conservative storms
source: aol.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
This is one of those occasions where the headline simply cannot be improved upon
source: vanityfair.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue February 01, 2022
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The Los Angeles Colosseum, home to USC football, Olympic ceremonies, and NASCAR. Wait... what was that last one?
source: nbclosangeles.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Surfing the waves during a bomb cyclone in Queens, NYC. That is all
source: pix11.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
What made you realize your girlfriend or boyfriend isn't the one for you?
source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: My wife is going to visit her cousin for the weekend. Should I be concerned she packed handcuffs and nipple tassels? (possible nsfw content on page)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So will he or won't he?
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So will he or won't he?
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Political Flare)
 
 
 
TFG now taking the 'If I can't have it, no one can' approach
source: politicalflare.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon January 31, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Posting video of this crime is the best idea we've ever had
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Did you know Woody Allen's film Rifkin's Festival premiered this past Friday? No? Well no one else did either
source: thewrap.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Two ships collide off Dutch coast, apparently lacking sufficient Dutch rudders
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun January 30, 2022
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Honey, stop playing Call of Duty with that damned flamethrower and get outside and clear the snow
source: wtnh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Spider-Man: No Way Home snared $10 million and the #1 spot while Scream 5: Assignment Miami Beach was #2 with $6.65 million, Sing 2 #3 with $4.7 million. And somehow, Ghostbusters: Afterlife brought it $715,000 and the #9 spot
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Spider-Man: No Way Home snared $10 million and the #1 spot while Scream 5: Assignment Miami Beach was #2 with $6.65 million, Sing 2 #3 with $4.7 million. And somehow, Ghostbusters: Afterlife brought it $715,000 and the #9 spot
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
As the Sunday Morning Music Club attempts to dig its way out of another snowy weekend mess, let's help by creating the ultimate playlist of "cold" songs
source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat January 29, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Measure twice, cut once, mind your P's and Q's, check your work... all that stuff
source: wfla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Ever get the feeling you can't do anything right in life? Apparently I've been making flapjacks wrong as well
source: soranews24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Thread Reader)
 
Hero
 
Doctor demolishes the weekend blizzard HOAX with internet research
source: threadreaderapp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri January 28, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
China censored Fight Club by restoring author's original ending, author approves
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
People who are going to get slammed by the Nor'Easter this weekend, make sure you take your doggos out for some playtime in the snow
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Food Network)
 
 
 
Subby is breaking in their new air fryer with chicken wings this weekend. LGT one recipe. Suggestions, recipes, and sauce suggestions to the right, please
source: foodnetwork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What are you doing for haircuts these days? Subby is tripping over his bangs
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Spun)
 
 
 
Parking for the NFC Championship game is about as expensive as going to the NFC Championship game
source: thespun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu January 27, 2022
(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Folks who live on private lane are butthurt that after a decade, their city figured out it's a private lane and will no longer plow snow there... with a nor'easter on the way
source: nbcboston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Audacy)
 
Hero
 
Man lost in the frozen woods had a Ghost of a chance
source: audacy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed January 26, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
NYC might see a dusting of snow this weekend. Or 20 inches. Really going out on a limb here with this forecast
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Another weekend, another major snowstorm coming. One would think it was January or something
source: boston.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Young and attractive celebrity couple seen in public being young and attractive
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Canadian January 6th" rhetoric surrounding anti vax trucker convoy headed to Ottawa this weekend "veering into dangerous territory". Wouldn't you agree, former leader of the Conservative party of Canada Andrew Scheer?
source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
First responder experiences health issues after members of the Army of the 12 Monkeys truck crash five days ago. I was hoping for giant meteor, but this will work
source: wnep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
First responder experiences health issues after members of the Army of the 12 Monkeys truck crash five days ago. I was hoping for giant meteor, but this will work
source: wnep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue January 25, 2022
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Unicorns exist
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again in Florida, plummeting temperatures are causing iguanas to fall from the sky (possible nsfw content on page)
source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Hey, whoever is throwing cones from the bike lane pilot program off of the Mass. Ave. bridge and into the Charles River, could you please not do that?
source: wcvb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Hey, whoever is throwing cones from the bike lane pilot program off of the Mass. Ave. bridge and into the Charles River, could you please not do that?
source: wcvb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon January 24, 2022
(Trains)
 
 
 
BNSF workers about to strike. With a 37.1% profit margin, I wonder if the whole series of laws that exist to make it nearly impossible for their workers to strike plays a role here
source: trains.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
Lost your marbles? Head to Humboldt; you'll be in good company
source: lostcoastoutpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hospital bed shortage in Seattle leaves patients sleepless
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Open a Product Placement Dept, scream 'Billions' producers after character on season premiere becomes 2nd successful NY guy to endure health issues with a Pelloton bike
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The eejit who pulled a 'Weekend at Bernies' and took his uncle's body to post office to collect pension says he 'didn't know he was DEAD'. Also says he's no eejit (possible nsfw content on page)
source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
UK discount store selling sex toys next to chocolates and candies. Possibly between the Bit O Honey and Oh Henry
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
On a more positive note in the Russia/Ukraine situation: Russia's Stock Market is in full-collapse mode. Sell, Vladimir, Sell
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Of course, on the bad side, this would free DeSantis up for a POTUS run
source: bipartisanreport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun January 23, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Washington D.C. Covid-19 mandate protesters march to music from Meat Loaf. Eric Clapton inconsolable
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Spider-Man: No Way Home swings back to #1 at the box office with $14.1 million, sending Scream 5 to #2 with $12 million. Sing 2 keeps hitting the same note at #3 with $5.7 million as West Side Story jets down to #9 with $698,000
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Spider-Man: No Way Home swings back to #1 at the box office with $14.1 million, sending Scream 5 to #2 with $12 million. Sing 2 keeps hitting the same note at #3 with $5.7 million as West Side Story jets down to #9 with $698,000
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Mark McMorris wins another X Games gold. RETURN OF THE MACK
source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri January 21, 2022
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Two Irish men didn't expect that the bank workers had seen Weekend at Bernie's
source: independent.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Tennessee one-ups Texas in the campaign against littering and never has the Spiffy tag been more appropriate
source: newschannel9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Nodele
source: radaronline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Load older headlines
These are only a small percentage of links submitted. Join TotalFark to see them all!









On Twitter


X
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.