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headlines found matching 'Weed'
Wed September 22, 2021
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Hobbit Day, so take off your shoes, find something that comes in pints, and put some weed in your pipe
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Sat September 18, 2021
(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Ever picked your own hemp ON WEED?
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Wed September 15, 2021
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Unexplained underground explosion in Detroit area, near cemetery, destroys marijuana dispensary. Are the dead rising for weed?
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Music Radar)
 
 
 
Sure, you may have heard the Red Hot Chili Peppers on weed, but have you heard the Red Hot Chili Peppers on red hot chili peppers?
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Sun September 12, 2021
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Cannabalistic milkweed butterflies tear open caterpillars and drink up their sap
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Thu September 09, 2021
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
If you're still waiting on your UPS delivery of three bags of weed, the Geneva, Wisconsin police are holding both bags for you
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Tue September 07, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Weed can help relieve chronic pain, reduce PTSD symptoms, and help with MS. It also contributes to heart attacks. Harsh
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Sun September 05, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Zimbabweed
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Thu September 02, 2021
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Just to let you know about how top performers in their field feel about smoking the Devil's weed
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
In California, "[legally produced weed] just isn't as good. It's not cured right. The nutrient mixes are wrong. It's grown at scale, and it's just not as good as the traditional growers' product"
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
... on WEED
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Fri August 27, 2021
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Here's something to tick you off: A plant carrying Lyme Disease critters may be in your backyard
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by the Weedeater Bowl or the Galleryfurniture.com Bowl, Texas high school football gives us the Taco Shack Bowl
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Mon August 23, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Iowan, 19, arrested for having a pot belly
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A genuine case of "both sides are assholes". Bonus, not about cyclists
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Sat August 21, 2021
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Totally harsh weed, man
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A hooker, a giant barrel, a U-Haul, and lots of weed. This story has all the makings of a fun night out in NYC, except the part where the hooker winds up dead, stuffed in the barrel, and left in New Jersey
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Tue August 17, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gatorade is no longer in the LA Lakers but BioSteel from a Canadian weed company is totally filling like, the hydration void, eh
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Sun August 15, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's better to feel good than to look good
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Fri August 06, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Lollapalooza in Chicago puts Illinois on course for a record month in weed, spicy beef sammiches, hot dogs, cheesy casserole sales
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Wed August 04, 2021
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
The Rock really did not like the smell that The Godfather was cooking
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Tue August 03, 2021
(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
When towing a trailer with expired tags, the best practice to avoid being arrested is to a. have a current driver license, b. leave the 3 pounds of weed at home, c. drive a car that isn't stolen, and d. what's with those neck tattoos
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Thu July 29, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just a colony of tumbleweeds racing to their breeding grounds to procreate
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Wed July 28, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
This sounds like a trick question, with nudity and weed
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Mon July 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
High school friends are purifying lake Minnetonka of seaweed
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Sat July 24, 2021
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Cop claimed he could smell weed ... in a sealed bag, in a moving car, from his own moving cruiser
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(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
Three notable weed busts in Humboldt this week: In total, deputies eradicated over 35,000 growing cannabis plants, seized almost 5000 pounds of processed bud and documented approximately 97 environmental violations. No arrests were made
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Sat July 17, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
The totally burgeoning price of medical weed leaves patients shaking, looking for a new, kind bud
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Times Live South Africa)
 
 
 
Riverside Park in "Goatham City" will soon be weed-free as the 'Running of the Goats' continues
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Sun July 11, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Penetanguishine punished per pesky phragmites, plant person produces plan, politicians pose policy problems
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Sat July 10, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Weed can kill. Plastic baggie unavailable for comment
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Fri July 09, 2021
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists say people who smoke really bomber weed, like 90% THC, like that stuff that the guy who washes dishes down at Arbys can get, what was this headline about again?
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
That time Charles Manson hypnotized Danny Trejo in jail
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Tue July 06, 2021
(Gone to pot)
 
 
 
"He smokes even more weed than you would think. He doesn't have a girlfriend. He doesn't go on vacations. He doesn't do anything other than hoop. Like nothing. He's boring as hell"
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Mon July 05, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kiefer Sutherland's gardener's weed wacker's thief is running out of time
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Fri July 02, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Forget about weeds in the kitchen hon; what are we gonna do about the leak in the basement? Maybe a sump pump? Nah, lets just swim in it
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Hon, should we pull this weed out of our kitchen floor? Nah -- it won't amount to anything
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(Marijuana Moment)
 
 
 
Need weed? There's an app for that
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Wed June 30, 2021
(WHSV Harrisonburg)
 
 
 
Virginia Police ready for legal weed. "Lt. Chris Monahan said officers are trained from the start to identify impaired driving." What do you guys want? May I have a bite of your hot dog?
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Some Firebug)
 
 
 
The Lava fire near Mt. Shasta wasn't caused by lava, but Weed is about to burn
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Wed June 23, 2021
(Futurism)
 
 
 
I'm telling you, if you want the good stuff, talk to Avi. His weed's the best, Man
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(ET Cahada)
 
 
 
Conan takes a hit on Seth Rogen's bong, what could go wrong
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Mon June 21, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your real life closest encounter with the paranormal?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Years of smoking weed may leave you uh, well, it might leave you... uh, um... Hmmm. Words
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Extra extra Jason Kenney still a big jerk, dillweed, pugnacious
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Sun June 13, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Want that sweet wacky weed delivered to your doorstep? Why you must support slavery then
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Thu June 10, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
A robot is a real buzzkill with weeds
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Wed June 09, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
The federal government is contributing to climate change, needs to get rid of its energy wasting marijuana ban
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Fri June 04, 2021
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Biden's refusal to permit operators to set up weed businesses in DC is an attack on democracy
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
If you want this job (and who wouldn't?), understand that daily drug tests will be mandatory
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Legal weed is generating business for other, related enterprises, notably the firearms industry
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Have you ever designed a theme park ride....on weed?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It turns out the good people of Arizona really like their legal weed
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Wed June 02, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"You can never go wrong with seaweed, shrimp, and spicy beef jerky." QFT
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Who wants to chill with a weed seltzer?
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Who wants to chill with a weed seltzer?
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Amazon won't test employees for cannabis use as your purchase of a resin pouch and Magic Flight Launch Box with orbital bubbler already told them you like weed. Alexa, 5lbs of giant cinnamon gummies stat, you farkin' traitor
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Tue June 01, 2021
(Marijuana Moment)
 
 
 
Congress is on track to mess up legal weed the same way the states have
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Thu May 27, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
The 'DiGiornut' Is the pizza/donut mashup you've been focus group testing with your weed friends for years. Your dreams have become reality, but there's, like, a catch
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Wed May 26, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More workers are failing marijuana drug tests this year, good thing many states have legalized weed because it's making some employers decide to hire stoners anyway
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