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Tue July 17, 2018
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "She seems nice"
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Sat July 14, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
This Papa John story just keeps getting better and better. Apparently, Papa John was forced to use N-word. "The agency was promoting that vocabulary ... They pushed me. And it upset me." Huh, what the fark?
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline: "Louisville might rename Papa John's Cardinal Stadium after racial slur." I don't know about you, but (n-word) stadium seems like the wrong choice to me
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Utter luxury. When I was a child, I had to swim upstream both ways
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Wed July 11, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republic's on fire, yo
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Murica: Man at Busch Gardens pays $104.99 just to get hit by a bullet fired to celebrate July 4
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Wed July 04, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Two people attacked with Russian nerve agent Novichok on British soil. This is not a repeat from March ... [cue ominous music] ... or is it?
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Raccoon 'tried to thank officer' after he removed peanut butter jar from its head, then asked how much for his cybernetic arm
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nice, Beavers
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity attacks Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for wanting to do a bunch of awesome things that would make all our lives better
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Mon June 25, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Doctor sees detained 8-year old immigrant boy, goes about as you'd expect. Spoiler: his handlers treated him like cattle and when the doc offered a hug the boy cried and wouldn't let go
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember when NBA execs' wives used burner accounts to tweet batsh*t insane takes?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump supporters do 180, now love elites
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Republican Member unloads on Paul Ryan in explosive floor exchange. Good luck getting that mental image out of your noggin
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Thu June 14, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos plans on giving away some of his 140 billion dollar fortune, he just isn't sure where to donate it yet. Amazon warehouse employees agree to not hold breath as that consumes calories
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders denies leaving White House. You see? All rumors. She is an honest person and would never lie to...Sarah?...did you see Sarah?...I swear she was just here...and what's up with this cloud of black smoke?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
D.J. Fontana, who rose from strip joints in his native Shreveport, Louisiana to the heights of musical history as Presley's first and longtime drummer has died at 87
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Roseanne Barr goes on ANOTHER Twitter bender, praising Malcolm X, touting Kanye West's album, giving a shoutout to Rosie O'Donnell and ABSOLUTELY swearing she is not a racist. Read the whole thing here
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hurricane Bud escalates to Category 4, will likely weaken before it begins to party
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's one thing for a starting pitcher to give up enough runs that he has to come out of the game. It's another thing entirely to give up so many runs that he feels like he has to retire on the spot
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Sat June 09, 2018
(Beaver County Times)
 
 
 
Pee video leads to felony charges. No, not that one
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chris Davis continues to charge toward all time records. None of them good, but records nonetheless
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Fri June 08, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
And the Angels season is over
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hannity asks his viewers: "Are you really that dumb?"
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cue Yakety Sax for Carlos Gonzalez' trip to second base last night in Cincinnati
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former Fox News analyst tears into Sean Hannity: "How can you do this? How can you lie to our country? How can you knowingly attack our Constitution, the bedrock of our system of government, the bedrock of our country?"
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Wed June 06, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Kairi Sane and Lacey Evans settle their score? DOES Shayna Bazler fear Nikki Cross? DO YOU CARE about TM61's heel turn? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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Fri June 01, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton (to the Republican outrage over Samantha Bee): Where was your condemnation when Ted Nugent called my mom a c*nt?
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Dog poops in yard. Then things turn Tarantinoesque very quickly
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Simione Giertz's surgery successful. Tag is for "she woke up long enough to make an inappropriate joke"
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Trump allies don't see Trump as playing three dimensional chess with Dinesh D'Souza pardon, "more often than not he's just eating the pieces"
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Girl with robotic hand has thrown out the first pitch at 9 ball parks, wants to do it at every major league park, arm wrestle Thanos
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Australian scientists say the human body has a "second brain" in its rear end and it may be smarter than we think
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
If you're running away from the scene of your car crash, don't hand off your infant to strangers
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Kanye spends $85k for photo of Whitney Houston's dirty bathroom, apparently has no concept of GIS
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Fireworks accident season has arrived
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(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
Israeli prison authorities gently extract six smuggled cellphones from inside a newly arrested security prisoner
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Bannon says __________ would be proud of Trump. A) Hitler B) Nixon or C) MLK
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tickle Me, Fleury
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Thu May 17, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man critical after hatchet attack. Well, I would be too, if my attacker didn't bother with martial feats and could only use a 1D4 improvised light weapon
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Blasting News)
 
 
 
Houston finally knows what the problem is. His name is Kevin Durant
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Fri May 11, 2018
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
If you don't give a bear a cubcake, he'll break the window of your car and take one. When he's finished eating the cubcake, he'll want another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Guess which candidate in West Virginia Senate race Trump called
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another Tesla crashes, makes news because it's a Tesla. Autopilot was not engaged, maybe we should just admit that no matter what we do to a car, some moron will find a way to crash it?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Deadspin finds Matt Patricia's assault report. Looking for the report goes over the Lion's heads, much like most of the their QB's passes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions coach denies that he was working for the Raiders in 1996
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Sun May 06, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Africa. Home to some of the deadliest predators on Earth. The Lion. The Leopard. The Cheetah. The Giraffe. The Nile Croco....wait, hold up a minute
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Sat May 05, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It now appears Trump's lawyer Mickey Cohen tapped various lines of credit during the 2016 campaign for a total of $774,000. Which, by my calculations, means there are potentially 4.95 other porn stars out there with a story to tell
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Metallica's Kirk Hammett and Richard Trujillo cover A-Ha's "Take On Me". No, really
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Man can't stand to see his wife go so he blows up himself, his barn, his house, and the regional SWAT team
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
Ichiro no more
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post grows a sack, calls out Trump and Cohen for lying. Bonus: Reporter's name is Balz
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Lordy, there are taps! (Narrator, Morgan Freeman): "But actually there were no taps"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
No roll
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Looks like Trump might not be able to pardon Cohen after all
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(The Week)
 
 
 
"Women are from Venus, men are from Gillette." Rudy helpfully explains why Kush can fit under public transit
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Thu April 26, 2018
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Cape Town, South Africa, which was supposed to run out of water any day now, asks for humanitarian aid to help with torrential flooding
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Sports Media Watch)
 
 
 
Ratings for Wednesday's NHL playoff games on Golf Channel get in the hole. More hacky golf puns and slams in TFA and to the right, tiger
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Every candidate for Alabama governor at GOP debate says they voted for Roy Moore. Let that sink in for a bit
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
RCMP arrest BC beaver in one of the most Canadian stories you'll read today
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick's new puppy is already taking after him. 2 walkers put on waivers and 1 groomer traded for a 6th round draft pick
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Gotta support the team
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Is Sean Hannity a serial killer?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hannity compares Anderson Cooper to Jerry Springer
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Wed April 18, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Three Game 2s are on for Wednesday Night, with the matchups including Pacers-Cavaliers, Jazz-Thunder, and Wolves-Rockets. The NBA Playoffs continue at 7:00 PM ET on TNT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The entire island of Puerto Rico is under a blackout that is expected to last for at least 24-36 hours, before power can be restored. 75% of the island still unable to tell any difference
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Sat April 14, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
DC Metro authorities want you to know that the naked man on a train they had to taze and a knife-wielding man's attempt to steal a bus are unrelated anomalies
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(Victoria Times Colonist)
 
 
 
From a long nap to a dirt nap
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Fri April 13, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mets back to being the Mets as BOTH their catchers head to the DL in the same week
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Thu April 12, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Minnesota Timberwolves are going to the playoffs for the first time since 2004, ending the longest playoff drought in the league
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
SCTV is back and it's on Netflix and it's being produced by Martin Scorcese? Bob and Doug will be sleeping with the frozen fishes
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
How bad is it for the Marlins? They were outdrawn by their Double-A team last night
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(Some Shocked Mets Fan)
 
 
 
Two weeks into the new season and the best record in baseball belongs to the NY Mets?
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Israel is taking advantage of this moment of international insanity to turn the Gaza Strip into a steaming pile of rubble
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Russell Westbrook messed around, recorded a double-season triple-double
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
The Bellagio celebrates successful Golden Knights season with five-foot-tall chocolate statue of GK Marc-Andre Fleury, using base of crispy rice treats, Styrofoam and wires
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump seems to have attended the Al Capone School of Business Management: After "Elliot" Mueller stages a devastating raid on his mouthpiece's office, Trump is having dinner with his underbosses in Congress. Maybe he'll talk about his enthusiasms
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Golf Channel to carry NHL playoff doubleheader next week. Already the Devils and their five fans are crying about getting no respect at all
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Prince Charles denies reports he travels with his own personal toilet seat. But who could blame a crown prince for wanting to bring along his own throne?
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Huh. I thought that whole escaping across the state lines thing only happened in The Dukes of Hazzard. Bonus points for smashing through the police cars though
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Jimmy Buffet cancels concert due to weather being too cold. THANK YOU WEATHER
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Thu April 05, 2018
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Protip: If your storage locker is being sold at auction, maybe take the child porn out of it, first. Especially if you're the adult featured in it
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
ESPN: the worldwide leader in cutting to commercial on game-ending shot attempts
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Wed April 04, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Senators and Sabres are playing for pride, the 'Hawks want to play spoiler to the Blues' postseason chances, and the Wild want to keep the Ducks out of it. It's the last Wednesday Night hockey thread this season, puck drops at 7:30 PM ET
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
If you try to rob a food truck for the second time in one week, don't be surprised if the man inside decides to buy a gun and shoot back
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(TSN)
 
 
 
If you have time, watch tonight's Sens/Sabres NHL game. It could very well involve intentional own-goals, and players standing around the puck saying "No, you can have it." "No, I insist" "No, YOU take it." "Not a chance, have at it"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL is investigating photo released on social media leaking the Tennessee Titans' new navy blue uniforms and their Titanic-ally-bad font for the numbers
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Fri March 30, 2018
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Online prostitution post by Carrot Top leads to robbery, lots of junk in trunks
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Now and then, hiding things in plain sight doesn't quite work out as planned
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Thu March 29, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Biggest Marlins star leaves team
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania middle school hosts donkey basketball game fund raiser, says it's much cheaper than a flight to Tijuana
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Eric and Don Trump Jr.:"We love our father." Tiffany Trump unavailable for comment
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Wed March 28, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night Hockey has four games, with all four having some sort of meaning for at least one team. We have Panthers-Leafs, Rangers-Capitals, Flyers-Avalanche, and Coyotes-Knights. The puck drops at 7:30 PM ET
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
Amidst all the budget shenanigans, one thing Congress came together to do was to reject all of Betsy DeVos's attempts to gut education
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Fri March 23, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
61*
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News: But... But... But... Obama did it, too
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
If you think it's ridiculous we spend as much on defense as the rest of the budget combined, here's some good news
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Why do they do it? Why do domestic violence abusers have their faces tattooed with clown markings? For the mugshot of course
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Renowned MMA athlete Sean Hannity is also ready to battle Joe Biden in the Octogon
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