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Thu October 15, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Johnny Cab coming to Toronto. Get your ass to the GO station
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rudy's Colludy schemes are not that well hidden. Not well hidden at all
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump exhibited serial bad behavior while filming The Apprentice for NBC
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Soon-to-be former owner of computer repair shop who stole Hunter Biden's hard drive and gave it to Rudy Giuliani's says he fears for his life, doesn't want to be murdered like Seth Rich
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Mon October 12, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
On Election night, the states that are polling in Biden's favor will be pre-counting mail-in votes, whereas those that Trump needs to cinch will be taking their time
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Thu October 08, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Looks like the Bills are gonna pick up another bye week
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Wed October 07, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
ISIS Paul and ISIS Ringo charged in Federal court over the deaths of American hostages
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Like starling murmurations, the stock market puts on amazing displays of seemingly random behavior reacting unpredictably to ordinary stimulii
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thousands brace for lost luggage as Hurricane Delta makes landfall in Mexico on its way to U.S. Gulf Coast
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Thu October 01, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A look at how South Park managed to pull off a remotely produced and voiced pandemic special
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Escaped emu near Boston gets the pear treatment instead of the pew pew pew shot to death treatment normally used by the authorities
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Turns out that Trump blew a bunch of scripted zingers in the debate because by failing to prepare, he prepared to fail
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Wed September 30, 2020
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Giant Meteor holds campaign rally in Pennsylvania to energize the base
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Parscale is given the Stalin treatment
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Sat September 26, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Have you considered becoming a half-tourist (one who combines work and travel) in these Covid-19 times?
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Thu September 24, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder shares his observations on the state of the world today
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Tue September 22, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Beta cucks up Texas' Tuesday morning with a major sploosh-fest
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Sun September 20, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
With the pandemic depressing demand for fossil fuels and renewable energy development booming, why should owners of gas wells idle or plug their wells when they can simply walk away, leaving them to leak methane forever?
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"Right, then, we've signed some peace treaties. I say this calls for a celebratory bombing"
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(Cycling News)
 
 
 
Ineos went all-in this year on the defending champion Egan Bernal, leaving their other potential big names off the roster. In week 2, he cracked physically and mentally and has now abandoned the tour
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Tue September 15, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You said it was supposed to be a three hour tour. A three. Hour. Tour
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
A 2020 story with the twist of people stepping up and taking heroic actions to help one another
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump wants America to panic about imaginary threats
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Thu September 10, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
What the end of the world looks like
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Oregon is on fire, yo, and this is not fine
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Wed September 09, 2020
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Stay in your lane plane
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
AstraZeneca CEO states that clinical trial participant who's bad reaction to their vaccine had neurological symptoms but was already a nutjob anyway, so, stock price should go back up
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After suffering a horrific back injury in 2017, and not playing a down since, Ryan Shazier announces his retirement from the NFF
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Scientists say that the orange sky over the Bay Area today is the result of smoke trapped above the marine layer, but we all know it's just a marketing stunt for the return of pumpkin spiced lattes
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Greek migrant camp faces huge fire, humanitarian crisis. This is not the Hot Lesbian headline we wanted this morning
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Tue September 08, 2020
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Salt Lake City Farkers: be warned, 2020 is coming for a visit. Hurricane force winds forecast for north Salt Lake tonight in an arctic storm
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Thu September 03, 2020
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Flaming Ecstasy Maserati is a great band name, but a shiatty place to ditch your girlfriend and baby while running from the cops
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Wed September 02, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Macy's new strateegery: anchors away
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Mon August 31, 2020
(American Military News)
 
 
 
Best Korea issues shoot-on-sight orders for any bioweapon skinjobs defecting to China
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Third time unlucky. Now who's laughing?
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Phallic-shaped meat prompts police investigation. Woman who purchased the product worries, "I hope it's not a human"
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this but Kenosha shooter Kyle Rittenhouse absolutely loved Trump and has pictures of himself at his rallies to prove it
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-Un is alive and well, and wondering why more people who are coughing and have fevers haven't been shot to keep Best Korea's perfect score intact
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Great news, everyone. The pandemic is OVER. It's official. No, really
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Half-Scoop denies being ripped on coke during RNC speech, blames "bad lighting" and quips that people must be confusing him with Hunter Biden
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Multiple protesters shot in Wisconsin
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Fri August 21, 2020
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma school superintendent is the first in the district to test positive for COVID - after he's been in every single classroom greeting students
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Wed August 19, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Won't rent me an airplane for a night flight because I don't have a license or insurance, I'll steal it, crash it, and survive. With helpful picture of police lights. Story developing
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Florida joins the 10,000 club
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guy tweets a picture of what he said was a slide at a training at his Goodyear store in which MAGA hats were listed as being against the company's dress ban on political attire. Cue angry capslock tweet from Trump calling for a national boycott of Goodyear
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pope Francis declares it's "sad" that a vaccine is being prioritized for rich countries over poor ones, although it's unclear where that falls on the Catholic "sad" scale. Perhaps somewhere between "a woman owning her body" and "altar boy shenanigans?"
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
We got nowhere to go, so we cool now?
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Church smote
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Wed August 12, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man charged with killing a doctor says that he is sick and asks for a doctor at his bail hearing. Good luck with that
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
There's 1016 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of hydrogen, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Woody Johnson accused of being a dick
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Kanye West hung out with best buds Jared Kushner and Dr. Emilio Lizardo last weekend to finalize plan to sink Biden
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Eggs, bacon and pucks. Eggs, bacon and pucks. Why don't you start your day the Farker way with eggs, bacon and
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Extremely serious" train derailment in Scotland, as opposed to the usual relatively-benign train derailment
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Mon August 10, 2020
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
The Hatch Act is for you suckers who follow the law, Trump will not follow it at all. He'll most likely give his RNC acceptance speech from the South Lawn of the White House regardless
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
"Almost immune"
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
NCAA recoils in horror as student athletes appear to gain sentience
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Every 80 seconds
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Pass the Deutsche to the DA side
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Bond hearing for Tampa teen accused of hacking Twitter accounts gets hacked"
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Confederate monument at Madison County Courthouse vandalized, covered in red paint overnight. Subby would have preferred burgundy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump keeps trying to change the subject away from the coronavirus...in Coronavirus Task Force meetings
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Lafayette Journal & Courier)
 
 
 
"My daughter got married last Friday. We had about 100 to 120 people. We were dancing all over the place. I was exposed to over 100 people," was said by: (C) Purdue University administrator in charge of safely bringing back 40,000 students to campus
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland's Wall of Moms and Don't Shoot Portland enter Judean People's Front / People's Front of Judea phase of protest movement evolution
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Hilariously unconstitutional 'no protest' condition of release in Portland is being hilariously backpedaled
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Wed July 29, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gohmert thinks WEARING a mask gave him Coronavirus
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(Local News)
 
 
 
After OC Sheriff Don Barnes decides he won't enforce the mask order, the Orange County School Board asks him to hold their beer
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Thu July 23, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Geraldo Rivera last week: "It's terrible that the judge in the Ghislaine Maxwell case denied her bail and kept her locked up." Geraldo this week: "Trump was brave to say he wishes Ghislaine Maxwell well." What's up with this guy, hmmm?
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Well, ya know, getting a ticket for disobeying lockdown is not that bad
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Stop the violence march across the Brooklyn Bridge isn't
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Houston Texans WR among those facing felony charges for protesting at Ky AG's house
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Large group of naked teenagers spotted frolicking. In other news, England has a city named after tall bipedal snow reptiles, indigenous to the ice planet Hoth (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu July 09, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
President of teachers' union: "I double-dog dare Donald Trump to sit in a class of 39 sixth graders and breathe that air"
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Albuquerque City Hall visited by Anonymous protesters who decided to erect a statue to Trump's hero Jeffrey Epstein
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Wed July 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
How much is your company worth, $70 million? Okay, so you think $700 million would help you out a little?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway says Americans should wear masks and prioritize opening of schools over bars, also global warming is real and the rich should pay more taxes. Ok, ok, not the last two, but still, if that's not progress, I am not sure what is
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