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Tue May 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Latest fashion trend: black wedding dresses. Because let's be honest, if they needed to sacrifice a virgin to appease an angry god your fiancé would be safe anyway
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Mon May 16, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
It took six years, but one of the couples from The Bachelorette worked out
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Fri May 13, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in India someone is suing their son for not providing grandchildren fast enough. Coming soon to an Arkansas or Missouri near you
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Casey White, Vicky White captured. Snow, Vanna, still on the loose
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(Today)
 
 
 
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former deputy, going through divorce, cheers himself by dressing up and attending the weddings of strangers, then stealing their cash gift bags
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Wed May 04, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Ukrainian newlyweds sharing their first dance from a Lviv hospital ward shows that love conquers war any day of the week
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, how is one to consummate one's marriage when your wife tells you she's got genital herpes on your wedding night? Signed - flaccid
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FARKers of a certain age (and Garth Algar) have been waiting almost 40 years for this news
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Fri April 29, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has just informed us that we will soon be starting our descent into Las Vegas. At this time I'll ask you to return your tray tables and any newly-married brides to their original upright position"
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Man who married hologram can no longer communicate with wife due to software glitch. That actually makes his marriage even more realistic
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man not only heartbroken that his family didn't show up to his wedding. Now technical support for his wife has been terminated
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Sun April 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Old And Busted: airline doesn't know where your baggage is but they'll keep an eye out for it. New Hotness: passenger uses Apple AirTag to tell airline exactly where baggage is, trolls them online to get it delivered to them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Old And Busted: airline doesn't know where your baggage is but they'll keep an eye out for it. New Hotness: passenger uses Apple AirTag to tell airline exactly where baggage is, trolls them online to get it delivered to them
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Thu April 21, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Old and busted: spiking the punch with alcohol. New hotness: spiking the wedding dinner with cannabis
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Tue April 19, 2022
(KOB4)
 
 
 
...so apparently Kamala Harris is an ordained minister
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
...so apparently Kamala Harris is an ordained minister
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Mon April 18, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Theory tries to win the U.S. title for Mr. McMahon from Balor, K.O. gives Ezekiel a lie detector test, Sasha & Naomi defend the tag titles from Liv & Rhea plus a double wedding. See why it doesn't happen starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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Sun April 17, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
How much DO you spend on a wedding gift?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
How much DO you spend on a wedding gift?
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Oregon Live)
 
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Tragically Clueless Man writes advice columnist to ask if he if he's being "ghosted" by other man that he meets up with for sex. He'd ask his wife, or the other man's husband, but ...uhh.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Sat April 09, 2022
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Gigli 2 coming soon
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Wed April 06, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
After the news of Travis Barker's quickie wedding to Kourtney Kardashian, his ex-wife Shanna Moakler has something to say
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Don't-Care-O-Meters melt down over news America's 3rd favorite drummer has quickie wedding with a Kardashian after Grammys
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Don't-Care-O-Meters melt down over news America's 3rd favorite drummer has quickie wedding with a Kardashian after Grammys
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
White House announces next trivial thing that will anger Republicans
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
White House announces next trivial thing that will anger Republicans
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Mon April 04, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
Solo weddings make the divorce cheaper
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Sun April 03, 2022
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, it's not a wedding, but it's wedding-adjacent. Only one installment left. Also, April's charity
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Tue March 29, 2022
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin apparently not shooting blanks these days
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Fri March 25, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's like a caaaaaaaaaake laced wiith weed on your wedding day
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's like a caaaaaaaaaake laced wiith weed on your wedding day
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Mon March 21, 2022
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Do you taco this woman to burrito your lawfully wedded wife nacho and forever?
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Wedding photos. Sure. I'll look at your weddi.. Is. Is that Tom Hanks?
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Tue March 15, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Moscow is known for a variety of architecture: Italianate, Stalinist Wedding-Cake, traditional Russian church styles, brutalist, modernist. But pyramids are no longer to be found there
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Looks like left shark got hitched
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Looks like left shark got hitched
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Bermuda and the Cayman Islands do not want to be your destination for your same sex beach wedding, in fact the Caymans don't even want you to have gay sex on their island
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Tue March 08, 2022
(Sportscasting)
 
 
 
David Bakhtiari curses out NFL reporter for making his wedding all about Aaron Rodgers, which, to be fair, Bakhtiari did himself by inviting Aaron Rodgers
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Josh Hartnett secretly got married in 2021, has kept his career a secret since 2008
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Josh Hartnett secretly got married in 2021, has kept his career a secret since 2008
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Mon March 07, 2022
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Tractors and tanks aren't the only things getting hitched in Ukraine
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Ryan Sheckler puts down the skateboard for a moment to tie the knot in a "fairytale" ceremony attended by celebrity guests
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Ryan Sheckler puts down the skateboard for a moment to tie the knot in a "fairytale" ceremony attended by celebrity guests
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Mon February 28, 2022
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
That time Elizabeth Taylor crashed a wedding as a countess, cursed the nuptials, and the bride and groom
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Wed February 16, 2022
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Awkward is being 24 years old and knowing your new stepmom is 4 years younger than you
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Tue February 15, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My therapist is a climate change denier. I worry that there are other fringe beliefs. Should I stop going?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
After the wedding, should you marry your money in a joint account? Here are three approaches: 1) no, 2) no, and 3) hell no
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Mon February 14, 2022
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Want to turn your ex into an insect? Here are some of the world's most unusual Valentine's Day traditions
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Sun February 13, 2022
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Kurt Cobain's daughter confirms relationship with Tony Hawk's son, which could lead to a royal wedding for 1990s - 2000s slackers
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Apparently due to Jeff Zuckers firing, CNN+ will be shows about dieting, choosing wedding dresses, custom motorcycle builders and families with 10 kids. And probably aliens
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Mon February 07, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Want to join the Mile High Club and stay off no fly lists? Vegas has you covered
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Sat February 05, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This is so surprising. He seemed like such a calm, well adjusted person before this
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Thu February 03, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
If she is this strict in regards to her wedding her groom should probably bail
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Tue February 01, 2022
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
I'm seven inches taller than my husband but it's only really hard when people talk about it
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Tue January 25, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the pudding-race (wi' a picture o howfur tis made)
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Fri January 21, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dog steals the show at Michigan couple's wedding as the "best man"
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Tue January 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's the classic entrepreneurial path: From Wedding photographer to failed donut shop and failed axe throwing lounge owner, to billing the federal government for $124 million for Covid testing services and posting your Lambo collection on Tik-tok
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