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Sun March 26, 2023       What is the best general-purpose US sports news website? source: fark.com   |   share: 45   Sat March 25, 2023       ♫ ♪ Someone's knocking on the door / Somebody's ringing the bell / Someone's knocking on the door / Somebody's ringing the bell ♪ ♫ source: lifehacker.com   |   share: 14         The name's Cheesesteak. Phil E. Cheesesteak source: axios.com   |   share: 9   Fri March 24, 2023       Neil Young: Concert touring is broken thanks to Ticketmaster source: consequence.net   |   share: 92   Thu March 23, 2023       Try the veal - if you can catch it source: pix11.com   |   share: 18         And the latest thing being brought back from the 1990s is... Blockbuster? source: fox8.com   |   share: 56   Wed March 22, 2023     Man 'filmed himself castrating other men' so they could appear on his 'eunuch maker' website as 'secret society' face trial. Submitter could not improve on the number of 'air quotes' in this headline source: lbc.co.uk   |   share: 125         Ever notice that so-called 'miracles' started disappearing pretty quickly when everyone got smart phones? source: news-leader.com   |   share: 115         Dutch trains halted due to too many tunnels. Mushroom, mushroom source: npr.org   |   share: 20   Tue March 21, 2023       Mariners players ordering In N Out burgers for the whole team try to order 120 double doubles and 60 fries in the drive throuigh source: msn.com   |   share: 35         Trilateral Commission calls 2023 'Year One' of the 'New World Order'. Someone alert the Rand Corporation, the Saucer People and the Reverse-Vampires source: asia.nikkei.com   |   share: 42         DC metro to spend $40 million on new fare gates to combat what it estimates is about $10 million a year in fare evasion source: dcist.com   |   share: 114         Speaking of taking it in the ass, Amazon is killing photo site DPReview as part of its cost-cutting measures. STEM buttrifecta now in play source: petapixel.com   |   share: 20         The Weeknd is the world's most popular musician. Now can afford to buy an 'e' source: ca.news.yahoo.com   |   share: 73         Got a Google Pixel? Forward some redacted screen grabs of your junk to someone in the past four years? Guess what, there's a way to unredact them, and there's no way to stop it from happening source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 21   Mon March 20, 2023       Iran condemns France for brutal crackdown on protestors and if anyone would know about brutal crackdowns, it'd be Iran source: tehrantimes.com   |   share: 20   Sun March 19, 2023       Missing clip subtitle: "Welcome to Fark" source: boingboing.net   |   share: 13         Subby tried an edible for the first time last night and that was a big mistake. How do I get rid of this groggy, nauseated feeling (besides waiting and waiting)? source: fark.com   |   share: 54         Mrs. Subby has finally given up on toxic Facebook and wants nothing to do with Insta or Twitter. She would like a website/app for memes/news/current events. Can any Farker make a suggestion? Difficulty: her opinion of Fark was "I don't get it" source: fark.com   |   share: 50   Sat March 18, 2023       People keep telling me to STFU and mind my own business. I shouldn't do that, right? source: nj.com   |   share: 17         Is it really a "secret site" if even the folks at Gizmodo know about it? source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 17         Breakfast expert claims hash browns are not part of traditional Full English. In other news, there is such a thing as a breakfast expert source: indy100.com   |   share: 73   Fri March 17, 2023 (Some Guy)       Holy Sheetz. That is gonna cause a line at the gas station source: wtaj.com   |   share: 4         You're wearing green today? Have a doughnut source: wfla.com   |   share: 6         I guess he didn't get the express written consent from Major League Baseball source: yahoo.com   |   share: 19   Thu March 16, 2023       Woman orders sogogi gukbap, which is a hearty Korean beef soup, and receives ratatouille instead source: nypost.com   |   share: 15   Wed March 15, 2023       A lot of government hacking comes down to employees reusing the same passwords as my luggage source: gcn.com   |   share: 20         Tucker Carlson: "Jan. 6 I think is probably second only to the 2020 election as the biggest scam in my lifetime." Actually, the fact that he's admitted that he doesn't believe that is a MUCH bigger scam source: mediaite.com   |   share: 51   Tue March 14, 2023       "Try not to have lunch with any white supremacists on the way to the parking lot" source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 45   Mon March 13, 2023       George Santos talks about when he won his Oscar source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 59   Sat March 11, 2023       Go on and guess what Rep. Jason Brodeur did prior to drafting his bill requiring all bloggers to register with the state source: orlandoweekly.com   |   share: 66   Fri March 10, 2023       Do you make fun of Jim Bakker's giant food buckets? Congratulations, you're satanic source: deadstate.org   |   share: 145   (Some Guy)       Russian proxy court sentences three Ukrainian soldiers to long prison sentences for war crimes. That's the joke source: zawya.com   |   share: 31         Protestors against children's drag storytime hold rally against monthly event which was cancelled last April and hasn't run since source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 48   Thu March 09, 2023       This week in infectious diseases outbreaks: 11 cases of meningococcus in Eastern Virginia, 3 fatalities source: wtop.com   |   share: 23   Wed March 08, 2023       Bill would ban government's use of biometric tech source: nextgov.com   |   share: 107   Tue March 07, 2023       Hey, has anyone noticed that Fox News has drastically increased the font size of text on its website to the levels you'd normally find in 4th and 5th grade EZ Reader books? Are they finally admitting to the intellectual capacity of their fans? source: foxnews.com   |   share: 48   Mon March 06, 2023       Here at Twitter, we don't always test our code, but when we do, we test it in production source: reuters.com   |   share: 96   Sun March 05, 2023       Hacked-fil-A source: ktla.com   |   share: 29         Fresno bank eschews locks, uses honor system to guard assets during off hours source: kmph.com   |   share: 10   Sat March 04, 2023       I see your "time traveller from 2858", and raise you one space alien kidnapping a snowboarder in broad daylight. Amusingly silly trifecta in play source: boingboing.net   |   share: 17         Online therapy company BetterHelp: "We will not use or disclose your confidential health data... unless we feel like peddling it to Facebook, Snapchat, or Pinterest for a quick buck" source: theverge.com   |   share: 29   Fri March 03, 2023       You'd expect to get great photos of the night sky from Death Valley. Getting photos of the Northern Lights there is a bit surprising source: petapixel.com   |   share: 17   (Some Guy)       "Most disturbing website on Internet"? I wouldn't know source: unilad.com   |   share: 33   (Some Guy)       I really hope my nephew remembers me when he is a billionaire source: twincitiesbotanicals.com   |   share: 4   Thu March 02, 2023       The info is surprisingly difficult to find, but DC's newest LEGO Master Builder is the son of National Park Service spokesperson Mike Litterst source: dcist.com   |   share: 19         Sea Lion, resting source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 9         Baskin-Robbins launches new Chick'n & Waffles flavor. "It's so cluck'n good" source: koin.com   |   share: 12   Wed March 01, 2023       The party (and state) of Freedom, the First Amendment, and Small Government is at it again source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 60         Disney announces the next project for rabid right-wing racists to completely lose their shiat over source: boingboing.net   |   share: 125         Pedal power isn't just for amped-up adrenaline junkies anymore source: heraldnet.com   |   share: 5   Tue February 28, 2023       The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern source: fark.com   |   share: 69         So how did the past 28 days go for you? source: fark.com   |   share: 29         Scream marketing is making people uncomfortable enough to scream and maybe do coke with a bear source: kron4.com   |   share: 10         Author who coined the term 'metaverse' calls AI-generated content boring, demands people stop trying to make his dystopias real source: msn.com   |   share: 26         Here is what you should be doing to your garden in March. It is your Tuesday FARK Gardening thread, where Subby is so excited for the arrival of spring he wet his plants source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 12       Unfortunately, McRibs are not available year-round so somebody put together a website that lets people know where to find the closest McRib to them, and for that, we salute their efforts source: theverge.com   |   share: 28   Mon February 27, 2023       Nerds discover that six pallets of Magic: the Gathering cards had been dumped in a landfill, which experts call "a good start" source: kotaku.com   |   share: 36         Good luck with that...oh wait, the SCOTUS is looking into it? source: yahoo.com   |   share: 66         Ahead of Tues oral arguments on student loan forgiveness, SCOTUSblog hosts 4 perspectives:1 libertarian, Presidents shouldn't do things I don't like; 2 teacher's union, people are hurting; 3 Cato, but my money; 4 higher ed, legal expert, read the law source: scotusblog.com   |   share: 29   Sun February 26, 2023       "The Internet may be for porn, but social media has also made it exceptionally good for promoting wackadoo theories" source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 31   Sat February 25, 2023       Yes, we have no bananas, we have no bananas today because of ransomware source: bleepingcomputer.com   |   share: 74   Fri February 24, 2023       What should you serve with quark soup? Grilled cheese sandwiches? source: msn.com   |   share: 12         Ericsson gives the Viking Funeral to 8,500 jobs source: cnbc.com   |   share: 11         Why are "porn stars" liking Instagram users' stories? Because I'm charming and witty, silly source: vice.com   |   share: 10   Thu February 23, 2023       New vending machine in Seattle offers reproductive health products like Plan B, tampons, and ibuprofen, apparently in 'Single cup perfection' source: kiro7.com   |   share: 40         'Elden Ring' sells 20mil copies without DLC packs, season passes, or even multiplayer modes selling skins for $2. The value of solo uncountable profanities and rage quits is priceless source: kotaku.com   |   share: 56         What a farkton of something might look like source: digg.com   |   share: 7   Wed February 22, 2023       UK cider drink banned for being too sexy. Man, those Brits sure have some weird kinks source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 19   Tue February 21, 2023       Odd. In person, Nelly is a lot younger, shorter, and whiter than he looks on TV source: 9news.com   |   share: 14         Elderly Florida woman killed by alligator in retirement community. Or as the locals call it, "natural causes" source: bbc.com   |   share: 52   Mon February 20, 2023     Headline of the Month January 2023 voting for Business source: fark.com   |   share: 19   Sun February 19, 2023       Look out, Walmart, Amazon, here comes Temu. That's pronounced "tee-moo" source: cnn.com   |   share: 60   Fri February 17, 2023       Let's all wish Yoko Ono an AAAIIAAAIIAAAII AAAIIAAAIIAAAII 90th Birthday source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 81         Elon is upset that recall is being called a recall source: thehill.com   |   share: 62   Thu February 16, 2023       Minnesota shuts down a "student loan forgiveness" company on the grounds that they were charging exorbitant fees to do things people could have gone online and done themselves at the Dept of Ed website for free source: msn.com   |   share: 39   Wed February 15, 2023       The godfather of grunge will keep on rockin' in the free world with his first return to the stage since 2019 source: nme.com   |   share: 31         Mayor of Toronto to step down after being a bit too polite with former staff member source: cnn.com   |   share: 40         Winner of $2.04B Powerball announced. Yes, we know it wasn't you source: cnn.com   |   share: 40   Mon February 13, 2023       Kentucky Baby Drop Off Box turning out to be a success, replacing the questionable Take a Baby, Leave a Baby tray source: cnn.com   |   share: 78         Dungeons & Dragons Honor: Among Thieves is for both PCs and NPCs source: empireonline.com   |   share: 48         Russia launches bot to find anti-Putin memes. Article to the left, attempts to overwhelm the bot to the right source: themoscowtimes.com   |   share: 78         Confirmed: Half-Life 3 coming soon source: engadget.com   |   share: 39         Revenge is a dish best crapped out in a litter box source: cnn.com   |   share: 20   Sun February 12, 2023       Twitter Blue users now get 4000 character limit per tweet. Elmo: agreed, this is terrible. Priceless: article's AI generated boss baby Musk source: boingboing.net   |   share: 17         Next to come: the company store source: yahoo.com   |   share: 26   (Some Guy)       I'm no math whiz but 6,500 text messages between a teacher and her 17 year old math student sounds problematic source: dailycourier.com   |   share: 103   Sat February 11, 2023       Putin driving thousands of pregnant Russian women to Argentina. That's a Lada madres source: bbc.com   |   share: 52         Discussion thread for The Last of Us, Episode 5 - released early because the apocalypse doesn't want to do battle with the Superb Owl source: cnn.com   |   share: 78       Hero Scots schoolboy stands up to bullies that called him 'a girl' for three years so he can grow his hair to help sick kids source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: 41         Remember LinkedIn being that boring website you only used for work related things? Well because of mass layoffs in the tech industry, it's now the new hot social network for out of work slubs source: vox.com   |   share: 26   Fri February 10, 2023       This week's dumbest criminal is an Arizona man who admitted he possessed child pornography during a polygraph test for a job interview with his local police department source: nypost.com   |   share: 69   Thu February 09, 2023       Antibacterial cleaning solution recalled due to bacteria source: boston25news.com   |   share: 6   Wed February 08, 2023       In Australia, two snakes cosplay as one Alien source: boingboing.net   |   share: 9   Tue February 07, 2023       Melania was in the Situation Room during the operation to take out ISIS leader Al-Baghdadi, and SHE figured out how to spin the op to blunt the horror of Al-Baghdadi blowing himself up while holding his kids.."talk about the dog, people like dogs" source: sheknows.com   |   share: 108         Kim Jong Un missing as food crisis worsens. Maybe they ate him source: nknews.org   |   share: 95         Fauci charges market rate for speaking engagements. This upset Fox so much, they utterly wiped him out so that no trace remained. At least, that's what they're claiming source: foxnews.com   |   share: 82         A perfect article for the average Farker on Valentines day source: lifehacker.com   |   share: 3   Mon February 06, 2023       While using lava to cook a steak might sound like a great idea, this video tutorial proves otherwise source: boingboing.net   |   share: 15         As it has been noted here many,many times before, the hitman you want to hire on the "dark web" isn't really a hitman. But it isn't always a cop, either. Sometimes it is a scammer source: patch.com   |   share: 57         Cracker Barrel now offers free food for one year to couples who film getting engaged at their restaurants, then upload it to social media. Brings back sweet memories getting engaged at Waffle House so long ago source: wfla.com   |   share: 32   Sun February 05, 2023       It is cold enough to freeze your wang off in Boston. No joke source: nbcboston.com   |   share: 34   Sat February 04, 2023 (Some Guy)       "Miami is outside the three-mile limit. From reality" source: viewfromthewing.com   |   share: 35   Thu February 02, 2023       By the way, the "Seinfeld Bill" cracking down on telemarketers? It's real, and it's spectacular source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: 64         Two crappy subs for the price of one. Hey, you need a new yoga mat anyway source: brandeating.com   |   share: 18         Eye tracking study proves what we learned very early in the pandemic: Zoom happy hours suck source: govexec.com   |   share: 36   Wed February 01, 2023       ChatGPT's company OpenAI has a tool to rate a document's likelihood of AI origin, from a scale of Meatbag to If I Did It. Fark: only gets it 1 in 4 correct source: buzzfeednews.com   |   share: 8   Tue January 31, 2023       Sushi police on the case after video surfaces of young man licking his fingers before touching roll on conveyor belt source: mainichi.jp   |   share: 15         Rest easy. Notorious anti-vaxxer, Dr Who, has been banned source: msn.com   |   share: 59         The Becky bottle opener. You can bet someone has a problem with this source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 35         Person who should be civilly committed paints an entire Victorian red-brick house black source: msn.com   |   share: 80   Mon January 30, 2023 (Some Guy)       After the NFL sets 2023 cap at just over $224 million, how did your team fare? Bears look to spend with nearly $100M and Saints are drowning at -$59M source: spotrac.com   |   share: 42         Thrifty, frugal, stingy, and cheap. What's the difference between all four in different situations? source: msn.com   |   share: 37         Empire State Building lights up in green and white to celebrate the Philadelphia Eagles win. What could possibly go wrong in G-Men territory? source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: 25       Patrick Beverly took exception to the refs for a blown call to 11 and gets one of the greatest technical fouls ever source: streamable.com   |   share: 21   Thu January 26, 2023       School insists it has only wee bairns, no moggies source: thenational.scot   |   share: 60   Wed January 25, 2023       Please, please, PLEASE...aww, damn source: lifehacker.com   |   share: 4         If you've had a few drinks, take the bus. No, not that way (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk   |   share: 7         Best Korea goes into full lockdown for some kind of mysterious respiratory virus. Gosh, I wonder what that could be? source: theguardian.com   |   share: 38   Mon January 23, 2023       Your turn, Iowa source: cnn.com   |   share: 99         Do A.I. truckers dream of electric strippers? source: gcn.com   |   share: 14         Do A.I. truckers dream of electric strippers? source: gcn.com   |   share: 14         Cold War bunker that could house up to 4,000 people for up to 3 months had its own phone switchboard, electric buggies for transportation, and - if subby is interpreting the pictures correctly - its own S/M room and masturbatorium (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 60   Sun January 22, 2023       Why are you picking on us? Was it something that we've done? source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: 69   Sat January 21, 2023       No Pepsi. Coke source: cnn.com   |   share: 54   Fri January 20, 2023 (Some Guy)       When Subby was a kid, we didn't have children's birthday parties in the middle of the aisle at Lowe's home improvement stores source: livenowfox.com   |   share: 20         Ammonia, ammonia source: detroitnews.com   |   share: 25   Thu January 19, 2023       James Gunn thinks he's found a way to save the DCEU: poach moar Marvel actors source: empireonline.com   |   share: 79         Roland Emmerich to ruin the gladiator genre, Anthony Hopkins' career source: empireonline.com   |   share: 7         Avatar 3 will bring back both fan-favourite Payakan, and his human nemesis Mick Scoresby for a whale of a good time source: empireonline.com   |   share: 44   Wed January 18, 2023       Saudi businessman's winning bid of $2.6 million will give him a chance to watch Messi's PSG team destroy Ronaldo's Saudi team, attend a gala lunch, and then be able to enter both teams' locker rooms source: cnn.com   |   share: 3         Headline: Netflix offers salary of $385,000 for private jet flight attendant. Article: Actual published 'salary range' (as required by California law) starts at $60,000 source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 27   Tue January 17, 2023       It's too bad Malory didn't live to see this, she'd probably have died laughing source: techcrunch.com   |   share: 28         Well, someone has to pay for the snarky Twitter feed manager: Wendy's is now the most expensive fast food chain source: cnet.com   |   share: 40   (Some Guy)       DeSantis hopes to change shape of state college to churn out more Florida men and women source: newsnationnow.com   |   share: 73   (Hickory, Doc)       Diggory, a good boy, makes miraculous recovery source: bucksfreepress.co.uk   |   share: 1   (Some Guy)       TFG goes godfather on DeSantis source: politizoom.com   |   share: 62   Mon January 16, 2023 (El KaBonk)       I'm late on the draw, but it's already tomorrow in Australia for stage 3 of the Women's Tour Down Under featuring 'corkscrew hill'... starts at 8:30 PM est source: tiz-cycling-live.io   |   share: 5         The tractor porn MP could be set for a comeback to plow new fields, will forever be known as "the tractor porn MP" source: indy100.com   |   share: 38   Sun January 15, 2023 (El KaBonk)       Coming to you from tomorrow, at 9:45pm tonight, it's stage 2 of the Women's Tour Down Under, that is not a euphemism source: tiz-cycling-live.io   |   share: 9         Newsflash: refineries smell and release noxious pollution source: kob.com   |   share: 27         "Westerncore" is the hottest urban fashion trend due to "Yellowstone," ushering in a whole new wave of people who need to be kicked in the nether regions source: theguardian.com   |   share: 135   Sat January 14, 2023       CTRL-F Chicago. No results. All is right with the world source: mentalfloss.com   |   share: 41         Are trains in your area hungry for fresh meat? Kill numbers way down? Meet railbike tours - a four-person pedal car that zips along railroad tracks. Finally, a way for trains to get their fill source: news4jax.com   |   share: 44   Fri January 13, 2023       Meet one of Arizona's brightest new lawmakers: a former stay-at-home mom who, among other things, claims to have spoken to god and who now wishes to 'decertify' the 2022 election that put her into office source: phoenixnewtimes.com   |   share: 74   Thu January 12, 2023       No word how many sticks of dynamite destroyed the pigeon as the camera dramatically panned around slowly source: slashfilm.com   |   share: 16   Wed January 11, 2023       Conservative Humor: Dudley Do-Right edition source: cbc.ca   |   share: 30         Good night, sleep tight; top 50 cities where the bedbugs bite source: ktla.com   |   share: 67         Cyberattack keeps Iowa's largest school district closed as authorities work feverishly to get both Kaypros back online source: techxplore.com   |   share: 12   Tue January 10, 2023       10 minutes and 14 seconds. Meh. Amateurs. (NSFW-ish language) source: nltimes.nl   |   share: 48         Everyone gets excited about winning a car on The Price is Right, even retired NBA players with career earnings of $40 million source: espn.com   |   share: 10         About 75% of teens say they have seen porn by 17. The rest are lying source: cnn.com   |   share: 31         ALLURBASE source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 12   Mon January 09, 2023 (Some Guy)       Tackier than a pregnant woman chain-smoking or socks with sandals, Jesus Christ Chainsaw Massacre is getting a sequel source: buzleaks.com   |   share: 51         Website petition to convince HBO to save Westwood launched by the only fan who watched Season 4 source: decider.com   |   share: 40         Now you can reticulate along with us, using your own splines at home source: core77.com   |   share: 19   Sun January 08, 2023       Dr. Sbaitso reports that Sound Blaster creator was permanently muted at 67 source: engadget.com   |   share: 29         Walmart removes certain hiking boots from its website. If you look closely at the shoe and you don't live under a rock, you may be able to figure out why source: msn.com   |   share: 45         Still no word if it's a swan or a goose source: thenorthernecho.co.uk   |   share: 16         A cat was denied a purrfect opportunity to run for mayor of a Massachusetts town mainly because he was not a registered voter and also under 18 years old source: thesunchronicle.com   |   share: 8   Sat January 07, 2023       Qantas named the safest airline in the world. Raymond Babbitt approves source: thrillist.com   |   share: 14   Fri January 06, 2023       In DC, Burger King is dead. Well, mostly dead source: dcist.com   |   share: 45         Tesla steering wheel saga goes full circle source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 48         Death threats do tend to take the shine off of a hobby source: kotaku.com   |   share: 40         Census data shows Washington D.C. is the loneliest US city. So if you feel lonely in Washington then you're in good company actually. Isn't that ironic? source: kzok.iheart.com   |   share: 63   Thu January 05, 2023       World Junior Hockey Gold Medal Game: Czechia vs Canada v. USA at 6:30pm ET Bronze Medal Game USA vs Sweden at 2:30pm ET North America vs Europe for both games source: iihf.com   |   share: 195         He just can't help himself: on his official House website George Santos proudly proclaims he voted "no" on the Omnibus spending bill. Which would be difficult since the bill was voted on Dec 23rd and he has yet to be actually sworn in source: alternet.org   |   share: 114   (Times & Star)       As someone who isn't British, Subby thought "spending a penny" in this headline literally meant "spending a penny". Turns out, there's an alternate meaning. No word on what penalty "save a penny" carries source: timesandstar.co.uk   |   share: 70         JUST LET IT DIE. Raze the buildings, salt the earth, and stone the involved venture capitalists but put it out of its(our) misery source: cnbc.com   |   share: 19         Woman finds teddy bear with human ashes inside. No word if it started talking in strange voices to her source: whnt.com   |   share: 32   Wed January 04, 2023       Southwest Airlines spins the Wheel of Blame and lands on IBM for not providing weather reports source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 17         World Juniors semi-finals: Sweden v. Czechia at 2:30PM ET and Canada v. USA at 6:30 to set up a North America v. Europe Gold game tomorrow.. Let's do the junior hockey source: iihf.com   |   share: 207   (W3IGG)       NFT's images display porn instead of ugly apes, Sadly, this improvement is quickly reverted source: web3isgoinggreat.com   |   share: 19   Tue January 03, 2023       A $2.2M fine handed out to Telsa by the Korea Fair Trade Commission makes this fine print pretty valuable source: electrek.co   |   share: 12         Hitman 1 and Hitman 2 have been assassinated by IO Interactive source: theverge.com   |   share: 21   Mon January 02, 2023       Bacon is willing to play footloose and fancy free with Democrats if the rest of his party stays more than six degrees away from Kevin and leaves him home alone source: mediaite.com   |   share: 46   (Some Guy)       Our devolution into a pugilistic barbaric civilization is now complete. Welcome to complete idiocracy source: powerslap.com   |   share: 20         World Juniors quarterfinals with, oddly, five games today. The first of the relegation games starting off at 9:30AM ET. Then four "go or go home" games towards the prize. Lets do that Junior Hockey source: iihf.com   |   share: 216         "A brother and sister had to stop 6 times in 1 day to charge their rented Tesla in cold weather because the battery drained so quickly" source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 301   Sun January 01, 2023 (readersheds.co.uk)       Welcome to the 17th annual Shed of the year competition If you are a UK sheddie, you can enter your shed into Shed of the year 2023 now. We want to hear about the shed builds, the materials and why you built your shed, also what you use it for source: readersheds.co.uk   |   share: 57   Sat December 31, 2022       M83 promise to again take us to Midnight City source: nme.com   |   share: 8         The true outrage is: Why is Bumblebee so much bigger than Optimus? source: dcist.com   |   share: 30         Last day of group play at the World Juniors, 4 games and nothing is carved in stone for the medal round... Swiss take on Slovakia at 11AM ET to get us going, it just gets crazier from there. Let's do that Junior hockey source: iihf.com   |   share: 88   Fri December 30, 2022       Rockfalls are a geologic process "involving the detachment and rapid downward movement of rock," according to the National Park Service and two Yosemite visitors who happened to be located beneath a detachment and rapid downward movement of rock source: cnn.com   |   share: 86         Just two World Junior games on this penultimate day of round robin play.. First up at 11AM ET Group B's 4th & 5th teams battle to stay out of the relegation game, then at 4:30PM ET A's 4th & 5th look to do the same source: iihf.com   |   share: 33   Thu December 29, 2022       World Juniors is back to four games today for all your work avoidance needs.. First up at 11AM ET is Finland v. Latvia, then Sweden v. Czechia, USA v. Switzerland and Canada v. Austria wraps it up.. Let's do that (Junior) hockey source: iihf.com   |   share: 142   Wed December 28, 2022       Elden Ring was the most completed game of 2022. Also, Elden Ring was the most quit game of 2022 source: in.ign.com   |   share: 29         What's to know, they're all nuts, isn't everyone's family nuts? source: phillyvoice.com   |   share: 18         Only 2 World Junior games today, hope you Sportspuck Reprobates got some work done before pucks drop: 4PM ET Americans look for 1st in Group B vs. Slovakia then at 6:30 Canada really needs the win vs. Germany. That held Sweden to just a single goal source: iihf.com   |   share: 91         Some lowlife peeps scam unwitting peeps headed to Peepsfest source: wfmz.com   |   share: 6         "At this point, it may be easier to change a tire on a Model S in under 10 minutes than to try to call a bottom in Tesla's battered stock." Ouch source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 24   Tue December 27, 2022 (KZ104.3)       If a radio station played only Weird Al songs, would you "Eat It" up? Well, here's your chance to find out source: kz1043.com   |   share: 25   (KZ104.3)       If a radio station played only Weird Al songs, would you "Eat It" up? Well, here's your chance to find out source: kz1043.com   |   share: 25         Disney Parks update their website to break the first two rules of Mickey Mouse Club source: ktla.com   |   share: 73         Day two of the World Juniors.. 4 more games, Canada and the USA get the day off, but if yesterday was any indication anything can happen.. first puck at 11AM ET. Let's do that junior hockey source: iihf.com   |   share: 48         Subby has read this article a few times and still doesn't know what the trend is. Something involving pretending celebrities died, Twitter, TikTok and Lois Griffin. It's a smorgasbord of stupidity source: indy100.com   |   share: 11   Mon December 26, 2022       Pence spokesman denies that Pence is running for President in 2024. Typical Pence chaotic move disrupts norms, causes confusion source: newsweek.com   |   share: 46       The city with the most handsome men is Seattle, followed by San Francisco, Washington, D.C., and Boston. What say you, Farkettes? source: yourtango.com   |   share: 38         Authorities crush teen entrepreneur's dreams of self sufficiency after he learned form design, QR codes, web design, and spent days on the streets putting the business plan into operation source: ktvu.com   |   share: 39         Miley Cyrus demands her vocals are removed from new Morrissey album after realizing Moz is a massive tw*t source: consequence.net   |   share: 29   Sun December 25, 2022 (Some Guy)       Small town in the UK does a great service for the lonely on Christmas. Local Farkers encouraged to leave their basements and come on out and socialize source: clactonandfrintongazette.co.uk   |   share: 21   Sat December 24, 2022       Mark Levin slams Drudge for not being extreme far-right enough source: hotair.com   |   share: 36   Fri December 23, 2022       Trump can buy you a knighthood wholesale source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 65         Samsung recalling washers that were functioning as dryers source: people.com   |   share: 20         Michiganders get behind the idea of watching the plow cam source: mlive.com   |   share: 23         QAnon followers sentenced by court for breaking into multiple COVID vaccination centers -- in Japan source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 23         Miss Manners agrees with husband who was embarrassed by wife ordering "messy" ribs at dinner source: nj.com   |   share: 22   Wed December 21, 2022     There actually was one good lawyer out there. Sadly, that's "was," not is source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 43   Mon December 19, 2022       Ex-felon turned bishop who was famously robbed at gunpoint during a televised church service last year is now a future felon as he's facing federal theft and extortion charges related to allegedly cheating parishioners out of their savings source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 43         Answer to a question no one asked: Ed Hardy T-shirts from ye olden mid 2000s are back in fashion source: highsnobiety.com   |   share: 97         After backlash from this year's Saints' Row reboot, Volition retroactively ruins Saints' Row 4 as well source: pcgamer.com   |   share: 11   Sat December 17, 2022       I am so sick and tired of news articles of missing people who miraculously turn up safe and healthy without any explanation as to their disappearance. This happens weekly in my area source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 52   Fri December 16, 2022     The only good billionaire just unveiled a website detailing where her $14 billion in donations, so far since 2019, have gone. It includes a search engine so you can check out your area source: businessinsider.in   |   share: 65         If an avalanche researcher triggers an avalanche, do they get an award or do they just let it slide? source: kbzk.com   |   share: 25   Thu December 15, 2022       Pornhub released what it called 'The 2022 Year in Review', revealing that in the US users in Republican states remain on the website longer than those visiting from Democratic states and Alabama residents stay on the longest source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 67   Wed December 14, 2022       If lightning strike causes 2000 gallons of sewage to flood Alabama city streets, how can you tell the difference? source: whnt.com   |   share: 30         Seattle Chill? source: mynorthwest.com   |   share: 27         Vanished department store Ames making a comeback in 2023. No word yet on The Wiz, Caldor and Montgomery Ward source: wtnh.com   |   share: 24   Tue December 13, 2022       Lawmakers Intro Bill to Ban TikTok in U.S source: nextgov.com   |   share: 459         Ugly-ass penguin chick born at Tulsa Zoo. Need Farkers to help choose its name source: upi.com   |   share: 15   Mon December 12, 2022       "Fark - the undisputed GOAT of journalism" - The New York Times source: avclub.com   |   share: 20   Sun December 11, 2022       New website lets you compare and contrast individual restaurant prices of McDonald's Big Macs, Chick-Fil-A Sandwiches, Taco Bell Crunchy Tacos, and Chipotle Chicken Burritos in America source: eatthis.com   |   share: 20         Crypto bros trying to buy original copy of the Constitution. Presumably to stay out of bankruptcy by finding Templar's treasure source: smithsonianmag.com   |   share: 45   Fri December 09, 2022       Moran named CEO of embattled crypto news website source: medium.com   |   share: 10         Turns out the Club Q murderer was never non-binary, just trolling source: assignedmedia.org   |   share: 157   Thu December 08, 2022       Today, Missouri becomes the Toke Me State source: fox2now.com   |   share: 77         If you've ever wondered if those "round up for charity" options at the register are legitimate, check out this class-action lawsuit against CVS source: yahoo.com   |   share: 82   Wed December 07, 2022       You may want to sit down for this, but the $150 anniversary coupon for "Kroger" is fake source: 13newsnow.com   |   share: 13         Moon Patrol becoming a reality, says NASA source: govexec.com   |   share: 12         Moon Patrol becoming a reality, says NASA source: govexec.com   |   share: 12   Tue December 06, 2022       I'm sorry TSA, I forgot the gun was in my fanny pack, I was too busy packing my leg warmers, Walkman, cassette tapes, Cabbage Patch doll and Aquanet to notice source: masslive.com   |   share: 70         "Justice Samuel Alito joked about Black Santa, children in Klan robes and dating websites" and presumably the Aristocrats source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 141   Mon December 05, 2022       Prepare to be shocked, but it's looking like the conservative Supreme Court justices agree that a bigoted website designer should be allowed to refuse service to gay people. Oh, you're not shocked? Not even a little bit? Alrighty then source: cnn.com   |   share: 432         Guns N'Roses sues someone for taking their name literally. Of course it would be a Texan source: mysanantonio.com   |   share: 55         Popeyes opening new restaurant in Brighton UK. Wonder if there will be boiled chicken and neeps source: theargus.co.uk   |   share: 16         The blast from the past, zombie Bob sputters a bit source: subgenius.com   |   share: 25   Fri December 02, 2022       What's worse, arriving to a hotel and realizing you were never booked or paying $588 in roaming charges when you call customer service? source: asiaone.com   |   share: 32         Oregon robotic sex toy pioneer appears to have shot its load source: oregonlive.com   |   share: 17         Rural Colorado is losing cows to an influx of streetlights source: theguardian.com   |   share: 39         Known libby lib Newt Gingrich: Republicans are underestimating President Joe Biden, comparing them to Ronald Reagan and Dwight Eisenhower source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 115   Thu December 01, 2022       Because who WOULDN'T want to pay over $500 for the privilege of eating a hot dog and donut during 'foodie tour' of Chicago? source: nbcchicago.com   |   share: 39   Wed November 30, 2022       Pope John Pwn source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 18         The Trump vaccine kills Republicans source: nextgov.com   |   share: 147         The Trump vaccine kills Republicans source: nextgov.com   |   share: 147         Slowly...very slowly...MAGAts are starting to realize that TFG might just be a grifter source: yahoo.com   |   share: 113         Dear Miss Manners, my mom wants me to treat waiters as slaves and I want to treat them as people. Who's right? source: nj.com   |   share: 35         Air BnB is going to bring that same happy party atmosphere to your apartment complex as it has for all of our neighborhoods. Enjoy source: cnbc.com   |   share: 25   Tue November 29, 2022       "It's burning up my bank account to have sex with my masseuse and I want it but wish iat were free. What do?' (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 23         Pitfail source: kotaku.com   |   share: 25         What is the right day to annoy your neighbors? Or at least hang your holiday lights? source: npr.org   |   share: 13         On Friday, a new stealth bomber will be revealed. It's no doubt late and over-budget, not that we'll know thanks to stealth acquisition practices source: defenseone.com   |   share: 28   Mon November 28, 2022       249 churches break away from denomination due to the potential horror of having to treat people with kindness and decency source: cbs17.com   |   share: 81   Sun November 27, 2022       Lobsta Mickey is wicked terrifying source: whdh.com   |   share: 20

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