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Sat August 15, 2020
(CTV News)
 
Video
 
God hates trees
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Fri August 14, 2020
(The Lawyers Took Most of It)
 
 
 
Anyone get their RMG TCPA Settlement Check? I'm $16 richer, this is the robo call from cruise lines
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Amazon now has a reason to stop shipping seeds from China
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Analysis shows Covid has altered how and where Americans go online, with more people going to entertainment and shopping sites, Googling "when will this sh*t be over?"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Well that escalated quickly. Epic posts video mocking Apple after being banned from the App store
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Outbreak of COVID-19 in Canada starts pretty much exactly where you'd expect something like this
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Steve-O currently duct-taped to billboard in Los Angeles. No one really seems to know why
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Bookstore owner is accused of raiding Little Free Libraries for books to sell. This is why we can't have grimy, dog-eared, coffee-stained free things
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(St. Louis Public Radio)
 
 
 
It took almost a month for the fat lady to sing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So that Antifa.org site that redirected to Biden's campaign website? Turns out the Russians did it. Shocking, I know
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Wed August 12, 2020
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Adam Cole get revenge on Pat McAfee? Can Scorpio Sky end the "American Nightmare"? Does Orange Cassidy even have $7000 on hand? The Wednesday Night Wars resume @ 8pm EDT on TNT, USA
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(Notre Dame)
 
 
 
President of Notre Dame admits to taking "inappropriate" pictures with students, says he was "caught up in the excitement." That's what they all say, padre
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mississippi politicians veto bloodsucker on new state flag. Can't stand a little competition, eh?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Prepare yourselves for 45's new favorite news outlet: The American Herald. A branch of America First Action, aka TrumpPAC
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
♬ I'm too sexy for my virtual shirt. Too sexy for my virtual shirt. So sexy it hurts (my wallet) ♬
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Can you refuse to work from home if it's too hot?
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hey now, you're a cough star, got no mask on, get slayed
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Boobies)
 
 
 
Massive sunspot turns its fiery gaze towards Mother Earth
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Did you receive an email from Google about a class action settlement? It's real
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Fri August 07, 2020
(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
Now that dogs are getting coronavirus, we will decide to really take this thing seriously
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(Newshub NZ)
 
 
 
The U.S. issues a travel advisory to New Zealand over its 23 active Covid cases
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Having learned Fed-speak, China's central bank says it will make policy more flexible and targeted, tough and compassionate, day but night
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
VP pick announced. Make your guess and then click
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Days after delivering a presentation on office safety in dealing with Covid-19, Illinois Congressman Rodney Davis, the top Republican on the House Administration Committee, announced he has tested positive for the virus"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Shopping sites employ subtle tricks to make you spend more, and no, they don't stick the milk at the far back corner of the site. Well they actually kinda do
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Shopping sites employ subtle tricks to make you spend more, and no, they don't stick the milk at the far back corner of the site. Well they actually kinda do
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Looks like people are really into the Seattle Kraken
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Wed August 05, 2020
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Jon Moxley fend off the challenge of Darby Allin? Will the Undisputed Era regain the NXT tag titles from Imperium? Is Colt Cabana finally going to join the Dark Order? The Wednesday Night Wars continue @ 8pm EDT on TNT, USA
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wendy's earnings are a bit hot n' juicy
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Electrek)
 
 
 
When you have to go to a website called 12365auto.com for stats to back your article you might as well stamp "Chinese shill" right on the byline
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researchers find abstract art evokes a more abstract mindset than representational art. This is particularly true if you have kids with crayons and walls at home
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
University of Virginia gives students 2 days to order COVID testing, sets up handy website which doesn't allow test ordering, expects results
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senate candidate John James (R-MI): "Back in my Army Ranger Captain days..." Fort Bragg: You might be a West Point graduate, but you're no Ranger
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
All you farkers working from home during the pandemic are spending an extra 48 minutes a day farking around on here. Probably a net gain when you factor out commuting
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
LGBTQ Native American Anthropology professor at Arizona State University who died of COVID-19 after being forced to teach in person turns out to not have been a person at all
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Mon August 03, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
With Lord & Taylor and Tailored Brands (parent of Men's Wearhouse and Jos. A. Banks) now filing for Chapter 11, the retail pandemic is spreading almost as fast as the human one
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Some Science Guys)
 
 
 
Have you been wondering why there's been a surge in new COVID-19 cases but not a concurrent surge in related deaths? Turns out the virus may have mutated into a more infectious but less deadly version
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Sat August 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Washington State announces it has finally trapped its first Murder Hornet. Bigfoot still at large
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Thu July 30, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hockey playoffs (& badge hunt) start Saturday. The final three warm up games are today at 4, 7, & 10pmET. Come for the dumb piped in crowd noise, stay for the Goon Juice. DAL/NSH, BOS/CBJ, & VGK/ARI. NHL Network for sure, probably other channels too
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Bent Fabric has decorated his coffin and is now composing for the Choir Eternal
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(Vote.org)
 
 
 
Take a minute to check and see if you're still registered to vote, because reasons
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Where is voice tech going? With pic that both absolutely is and is not the future
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(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can WARHORSE pull off the biggest upset in AEW history? Will Keith Lee answer the challenge of Karrion Kross? Do Evil Uno & Stu Grayson dethrone Omega & Page? The Wednesday Night Wars rage on @ 8pm EDT on TNT, USA
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
BoJo's plan to get us cycling again gets off to a rocky start as the website set up to issue free £50 bike repair vouchers crashes within a yoctosecond of going live
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Weather man fired for saying which way the wind's blowing
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
SeaWorld revenue tanks
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You probably won't believe this but this but besides interfering with everyone's elections, Russian intelligence services have also been spreading disinformation about the coronavirus pandemic on various fake websites
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
New website will refund the cost of the worst first date
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ballistic Beer is being recalled for living up to its name
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The I'm too Rich to get Sick or Care Concert took place in the Hamptons this past weekend with The Chainsmokers and an opening DJ Set by the CEO of Goldman Sachs
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Papa John's delivers 10K more jobs
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio: "Miss me yet?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Sharks, the Jets, and now... the Baboons?
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Japan's giant robot takes first step. In other news Japan is building a giant robot because of course they are
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(Some Unvaccinated Guy)
 
 
 
Want an early jump on receiving a COVID-19 vaccine? Volunteers are needed for Phase-3 clinical trials
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Sat July 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
PAW Patrol joins the resistance
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Fri July 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Anti-Semitic and homophobic booklets posted through residents' doors in Bristol. Degree of difficulty: England, not Tennessee
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Staples to require masks starting Monday. No, you can still hook them over your ears
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Thu July 23, 2020
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYC is going back to the 70's except this time the music sucks, the drugs are worse, there's no game to go to and you can't afford anything
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(Independent)
 
 
 
If your watch will not sync to your computer and you cannot share the activity, did you actually run?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is your yearly reminder that the Dole/Kemp 1996 campaign website is still active and waiting for you to contrbute. Bob Dole approves this message. Bob Dole
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
NCAA meeting to discuss cancellation of all fall sports
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Wed July 22, 2020
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will the Butcher & the Blade slaughter the Young Bucks? Can Karrion Kross defeat Dominic Dijakovic? Who is next to challenge TNT Champion Cody Rhodes? The Wednesday Night Wars continue @ 8pm EDT on TNT, USA
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
The new name for the Washington NFL team will be... the DC Sentinels. Which won't be controversial, because DC is short for District of Columbia, named after Columbus, an honorable fellow
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(Some Signmaking Guy)
 
 
 
Unmarked vehicles with federal agents a problem? Wouldn't the solution be for the citizenry to order a bunch of graphics to help them mark their patrol vehicles while they're stopped? LGT example of a graphics package
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. versus Canada's handling of COVID-19 summed up in one photo: Niagara Falls
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Difficulty: They're looking in England (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue July 21, 2020
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Bad news for anyone who ordered a hitman from rentahitman.com
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Walmart partners with Yahoo Mail for online grocery program." Enjoy your spam, ordered or not
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Oliver returns to a waiting audience, crushing Coronavirus conspiracy theories with the help of Alex Trebek, Billy Porter, and Catherine O'Hara, pointing out Trump doesn't believe the conspiracies he touts, just pours gasoline on the fire
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Sat July 18, 2020
(The Northern Echo (UK))
 
 
 
Durham man would really like Amazon to stop sending him rubber ducks
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Fri July 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cat reading morning paper meme: I should have invested in the saw industry a few years ago
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Cellphone Fox is watching you masturbate
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
During these turbulent times, we need to stop and remember what matters- That it's the 15th anniversary of the Gray Wave. Post your HA HA Guy memes here
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
During these turbulent times, we need to stop and remember what matters- That it's the 15th anniversary of the Gray Wave. Post your HA HA Guy memes here
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
72 NFL players are ready for Covid season
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Thu July 16, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
You may not be able to travel to Iceland, but your screams can
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
is among the most defiant states when it comes to mask mandates
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Wed July 15, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even Better Buy
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(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Jon Moxley stop the Path of Cage? Will the Elite derail the Jurassic Express? Who will be 1st to challenge NXT Double Champion Keith Lee? The Wednesday Night Wars continue @ 8pm EDT on TNT, USA
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(The Register)
 
 
 
It's now easier to opt out of AWS data mining if you believe the engorged fox covered in feathers and blood kicking back in your henhouse
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
'Bad gas at the Stillwater Kum & Go' is the name of my western romance novel
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Facebook)
 
 
 
"Gupta... The Queen is coming"
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Mon July 13, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth just released her own brand of gin. Fo shizzle my nizzle
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Punisher co-creator: because some of you keep using the Punisher skull to represent your racist views, I'm gonna use it to do fundraising for Black Lives Matter
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Presley family is all shook up as Elvis' grandson, Benjamin Keough, commits suicide and joins the 27 Club
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hotel where everything is gold-plated opens in Hanoi. Difficulty: not owned by Donald Trump. Bonus: the comments
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
One more reason to hate CAPTCHAs
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Wanted: someone to save the Food Timeline. Because it extends past 6000 years, fundies need not apply
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An in-depth graphical analysis of women's tops sold on goodwill's website. TL/DR, even goodwill stuff is more expensive in California
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(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Orange Cassidy pull off the mother-of-all-upsets? Will Candace LeRae bleed for the Blood Gods? Does Keith Lee beat the dead guy with 3 superkicks? Night 2 of AEW Fyter Fest and NXT's Great American Bash start @ 8pm EDT on TNT, USA
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Walmart just announced it's getting into health insurance. You will never see an orderly waiting room or non-mouthbreathing nurse again
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
A pro-Trump website was duped by an op-ed written by a fake person and decides to stand by their decision and endorse said opinion piece. Weird hill to die on
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ken Ham is now a millionaire, thanks to the taxpayers
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
If Anthony Bourdain and President Barack Obama met up for a meal at your restaurant you too would turn their table into a memorial
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former New Hampshire governor John Sununu attempts to frighten voters, says that if Biden wins, the once great capitalist nation will be transformed under 'socialists' like Warren, AOC
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Mon July 06, 2020
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Suddenly, shiatty commute
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
This time around, Canada is in no mood to apologize
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
People of Prescott, Arizona: Let's all go to the rodeo and lasso us up some Covid-19
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Over at the conservative website The Federalist and 36 years after its release, someone finally listened to the lyrics of Born In The U.S.A
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Creative Bloq)
 
 
 
Australian Made, a branding initiative to denote products made in Australia, rebrands itself with new logo supposed to represent a wattle but which unfortunately resembles a coronavirus. AU HELL NO
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(CBC)
 
 
 
It would take a Canadian interviewer to trigger John Bolton (watch to the end)
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Now there's absolutely no reason to go to Austin, TX
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In today's complete and total coincidence out of the Trump campaign, Trump's website is selling a T-shirt using the slogan of the fascist America First Committee. Bonus: It also looks a lot like the Iron Eagle, the official symbol of the Nazi Party
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Those two loony gun-totin' St Louis lawyers, have hired an even BIGGER lunatic to represent them, a flamboyant St Louis attorney whose OWN WEBSITE BIO brags that a woman committed suicide after his brutal deposition of her
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Like a glory hole for your hands" And with that, phrasing became extinct
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Taco Bell's app shiats harder than you after eating their food. But at least they got a ton of new app downloads and can sell your information without having to give away much in free food
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Tue June 30, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
With the exception of Presidents Lincoln and Roosevelt, there will be no social distancing at Trump's 3rd of July Mount Rushmore event. Yeah, I'm not going to tell him Independence Day is on the 4th either
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Much of the U.S. will be able to see a penumbral lunar eclipse on July 4th
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart to stop selling 'All Lives Matter' merchandise. "We came to understand that the way some people are using the phrase 'All Lives Matter' in the current environment intentionally minimized the focus on the painful reality of racial inequity"
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
It turns out that Kellyanne's daughter Claudia is also super anti-Trump and has been all over TikTok about it
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Family out $4,600 for postponed Celine Dion concert. Their debt will go on
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Warrant issued for Trump's arrest
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Some Seasoned Guy)
 
 
 
KC Masterpiece Barbecue Seasoning. It's discontinued. It was subby's and subby's family's favorite inexpensive, dry seasoning for chicken. Anyone have a good substitute or a recipe to recreate it?
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
Digital shopping cart abandonment poses a serious threat to online retailers. Subby can't imagine how you got distracted reading this article when you had over a million dollars worth of Trump merchandise in your cart
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
1. Be a psychic. 2. Fail to predict something. 3. Profit (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
It's definitely a pic of a helicopter on an Egyptian carving from 1300 BC
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Tired of having their evil censored, right-wingers are dumping Twitter and moving on to a more cooperative app, Parler, which is a sort of "Twitter for Tools" if you will
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Tiger King gets its own comic book
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
In the criminal justice system, counterfeiters are especially heinous. On the internet, the dedicated detectives who investigate these felonies are part of an elite squad called the Counterfeit Crimes Unit. These are their stories
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Wed June 24, 2020
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Keith Lee survive a Triple Threat for his NXT N.A. Title? Will the lumberjacks be able to contain Luchasaurus and Wardlow? Who will challenge AEW Champ Jon Moxley? The Wednesday Night Wars march on @ 8pm EDT on TNT, USA
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fark: 1000s of US inmates got virus relief checks and the IRS wants them back. Total Fark: the IRS has no legal standing to demand repayment. Ultra Fark: if you're an inmate and you don't receive yours for whatever reason, you're outta luck
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Despite the fact he won't come up with an ending half as good as the show, George Martin says he'll release The Winds of Winter in 2021
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Andrew Yang wants you to be able to sell your own data. Hear that, Google? $25 and a case of Guinness, we'll call it even
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(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
Punching Baby Yoda in the face for fun just sums up 2020
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Tue June 23, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man critical after water rescue from lake. Well, it's not much of a rescue if that's water's natural habitat, now is it?
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Asia's richest man joins Legion of Doom
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Pro-Trump reporter wears mask to Trump rally, gets booed and catcalled by Storm Trumpers and has to justify her decision
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(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Tesla figures out yet another way to increase sales
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Regional delicacies, Queen Elizabeth II, and odd things to get arrested for are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 7-13: Fried Coleslaw Edition
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(spontn80)
 
 
 
The 13th Annual "What would you say to your Dad today if you could?" Father's Day Thread
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Sat June 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The website some world leaders are using for their coronavirus statistics? Yeah, apparently no one really knows who's operating the website, or where they get some of the statistics
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nothing, just a knockoff lego set of the Border Wall, complete with racist depictions of Mexicans. Ages 5+
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nissan Motor Co to cut shifts at three assembly plants in Japan due to falling demand
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Thu June 18, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You can farking help your farking fellow American. Donate your farking blood, motherfarking Covid survivors
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Republican authors legislation to get himself and other Republican politicians banned from social media
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Airlines which are clearly part of the Liberal Deep State are not allowing MAGA activists to fly in order to protect Antifa, the Rand Corporation, reverse vampires, Obama, Hillary, Mel Torme, Dwezil Zappa, Spongebob, the Trilateral Commission & Bob
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
After Monday's major LGBT ruling, will the Dreamers be denied? Will Trump turn over his taxes? Tune in Thursday, same bat time, same bat channel (SCOTUS opinions released 10 am EDT)
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia Secretary of State debuts plan to avoid repeated voting problems, vows to come up with completely new ones before next election
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Discuss the issues facing Brooklyn's 50th District or talk about how the challenger wrote in her old online journal that she mooned a couple having sex when she was 19. Since you're reading this here .. well, you know
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
When things finally open back up, a "must" on every Farker's future vacation itinerary is a visit to Exploding Whale Memorial Park in Florence, OR
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Website platform Contentful raises a boatload
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Tue June 16, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Google finally bans extreme-right websites "The Federalist" and "ZeroHedge" from its ad platform
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Today is the 25th anniversary of Astronomy Picture of the Day, a website whose format is essentially unchanged since its 1995 debut
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Imgur)
 
 
 
How did the Capybara get to the other side? He used the crosswalk, like a civilized being
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Old Shanty Cafe building destroyed in fire. Owners of the Snack Shed and the Lean-To Tearoom appraising situation
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The $100 billion conventions industry is starting to reopen and all six attendees could not be more excited
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Middle school teacher caught correcting history
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Fri June 12, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NASCAR banned the Confederate flag. No such ban yet for the sponsor whose website lets people sell lots and lots of Nazi and KKK memorabilia
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Colchester Gazette)
 
 
 
Musician served with complaint for gratuitous sax
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Wed June 10, 2020
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will FTR slaughter the Butcher & the Blade? Can Cody survive his 2nd title defense? Who will be 1st to challenge new NXT Champ Io Shirai? The Wednesday Night Wars resume @ 8pm EDT on TNT, USA
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Warren Moon: 'Tom Brady is not the same quarterback he was 3 or 4 years ago.' Also, 'Hotels.com is a website on which you can book hotels.'
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(CBC)
 
 
 
190,000 Canadians who received COVID-19 emergency response benefits they did not qualify for: "Sorry. Here is the money back"
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(AIPT Comics)
 
 
 
Marvel: We just don't know how to discourage law enforcement from appropriating the Punisher logo. Small comic website: Fine, we'll do it for you
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Baby experiencing ice cream for the first time
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
If you have UPnP turned on (why?), turn it off now
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Mon June 08, 2020
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
You can now virtually tour the battleship New Jersey, prepare to invade Philadelphia
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Here's some random, beautiful, interesting things to help ease our collective case of the Mondays
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
The latest outrage that must end - using master/slave for photographic lighting. You can save this article on your D Drive
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Fri June 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"You can't be number one on earth if you are number two in space" and "we are not going to be number two anywhere" - unless we make this planet a giant golden toilet
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Less likely to end your marriage than Overcooked (free at Epic) co-op it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Delores: ATPA free at GOG. What have you been playing this week? Side note: Game(s) you enjoy but have trouble finding others to play with?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We regret to inform you that pastel transparent lace shorts are a thing for men this summer - the Fashion Industry
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Okay... Fine. Here's a picture a damn cat. Happy now?
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Wed June 03, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Introducing MAGA brand sugar pills: they work just as well as hydroxychloroquine but with fewer side effects
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(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
Snooker LUCA Brecel is through to the next round of the...look, I'll be honest here. I just wanted to add to the anagram trifecta in the queue
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(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Jungle Boy shock the world? Will Drake Maverick keep his job? Who will be sacrificed before the Path of Cage? The "Wednesday Night Wars" continue @ 8pm EDT on TNT, USA
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
GameStop locations that had 10 copies of Fallout 76 before looting started found they now had 40 after the dust settled
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
If you thought Taco Bell was the future of dining out, I have some bad news for you
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dick's limper than expected. What, you were expecting deep, hard-hitting journalism?
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Fri May 29, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Katanas are cool. The only way you could make them cooler is if they shot fire
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
President Plague and his cronies have forced a website to remove a cartoon truthfully ridiculing the president. Looks like that executive order against twitter might have some merit and screw the first amendment
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Spring has Dollar Tree looking quite green
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Remember the Tabasco label fashion craze of the 90's? It's like that, only blander
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google launches a website to help people avoid online scams. It is called "Seemslegit.com"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Long-term care facilities need staff, quickly. Oh hi, Skynet. What are you doing here?
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
Well, that's one way to never forget the coronavirus pandemic
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
A crescent moon on my outhouse door? What's all this about?
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Describe the worst coffee you ever had. LGT coffee vocabulary list
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How desperate and bored and confused were we during lockdown? Papa John's had record North American sales
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Groom requests refund from wedding photographer after his bride dies. As the wedding photographer, do you C) create website threatening to sue the groom?
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
JK Rowling announces new book & plans to reveal its characters' sexuality well after the fact
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
The mild electrical shock was worth it, banana-test confirms the UVC lamp is real. Basically green bananas turn dark where exposed to UVC radiation. One can test if one's germicidal lamp is real this way
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
The mild electrical shock was worth it, banana-test confirms the UVC lamp is real. Basically green bananas turn dark where exposed to UVC radiation. One can test if one's germicidal lamp is real this way
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
There's a bipartisan call for Trump to stop pushing the nonsense about Joe Scarborough murdering someone
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal Government: We can't do widespread Covid-19 testing. Bill Gates and Washington Health Officials: It's ok, we got this. FDA: Not yours, can't haz
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
It's Happy Towel Day. Raise a glass to Douglas Adams and Don't Panic
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Mon May 25, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Quality fire burns Quality Inn
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hedge fund head honcho upset that people listen to advice from doctors and epidemiologists during a medical pandemic and not REAL experts like hedge fund managers
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Fri May 22, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Browns are offering up the chance to script the first 15 plays of a preseason game. I mean at this point, you can't really do any worse than the last decade of coaching hires
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
$1,025,000
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With lockdown eased we had a lovely day at the seaside, Mum went paddling with little Amy. Dad showed Bobby how to make sand castles. Uncle Jim curled one out and left his pants on it. The ice creams. The...wait. What?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Skittles...taste the um, greyness?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Did you take the AP test online and use an iPhone to upload your HEIC-formatted photos? Have fun taking the test over
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Automaker websites from the early 2000s
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
A social media app with 1,500 users and no public website is already valued at $100 million. Bubble? What bubble?
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(The Argus (UK))
 
 
 
"I think we should be more stricter like Spain and none of us be allowed out." Says man on a day out in Brighton, with his family, drinking a cold beer
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Wed May 20, 2020
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
"Hey what's up, I'm looking for a girlfriend. But since I'm sick of dating apps, I thought it would be a hilarious idea to pay for Facebook ads to find one"
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(WokeSloth)
 
 
 
Today's AITA - someone finds a dog lost after a house fire and refuses to give it back, even after the owner identifies the dog as theirs
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Botched Brazilian butt lift left model unable to sit for 6 months (NSFW)
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Next up in stupid social distancing experiments - the Road Rave
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Roger Waters and David Gilmour of Pink Floyd still get along great, just like they always did, except for that time when Gilmour showed Waters the dark side of his moon
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(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
Zoinks, Scoob, it looks like some people just can't move on
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Mon May 18, 2020
(AOL)
 
 
 
Man angry about virus closure attacks couple. To be fair, a good sense of closure is hard to come by these days
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(The National)
 
 
 
Turns out that being a beloved, best-selling author doesn't mean that you can't do absolutely, insanely stupid things during a pandemic. We're looking at you, Neil Gaiman
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump campaign launches Truth Over Facts website
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges...oh wait, it's New Jersey? I guess you do need badges. Never mind
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Sat May 16, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It was like Game of Thrones, but with Penguins. And Disney copyright lawyers
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Seniors pose for socially-distanced photo in front of high school destroyed in tornado, in photo that perfectly captures the world today
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(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
Cows do not listen to reason, even if you tell them you're a vegetarian. This is because they are cows
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Thu May 14, 2020
(WTRF Wheeling)
 
 
 
Be careful if you get lost on the Trump campaign's website. Their 404 page is brutal. You can find it by searching for Trumps Coronavirus plan
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Proving once again that the Internet was a huge mistake, White Supremacists build a site to dox interracial couples
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(CBC)
 
Video
 
Beaver closeups included in the video. Eh
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Private jet company founded by a Trump donor gets a $27 million bailout - the largest grant of any private jet company on the list. So, yeah. How far did your $1200 take you?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Brian Kilmeade (who is currently doing Fox and Friends from his home) opines that Wisconsin Supreme Court decision to slaughter thousand of Americans will kickstart Pennsylvania and New Jersey to kick start their own slaughters
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Let's see how Ohio's worker reporting website is holding up... OMG 4 h4x0R KILl3d i7 PWn3d
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(DCist)
 
 
 
Listen, we all knew COVID19 was gonna kill off a lot of mom and pop restaurants, but it's not so ba... wait, Momofuku is closing permanently? Well then the average restaurateur making less than $50k a year has nothing to worry about, right?
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Masks not required in Oklahoma courthouse, briefs still OK
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
Apparently we needed to be told it's a bad idea to surf across hundreds of strangers for fun right now
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
To more adequately reflect his legacy, they're changing it to "I want to apologize to her for my behavior that night" Academy
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
David Lynch is our new Bizarro World weatherman
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(The Argus (UK))
 
 
 
UK lockdown transforms Brighton garden into a shoe magnet
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
IRS: Look People, you will get your "emergency" stimulus check, eventually, and it might be less than you were expecting, but you'll just have to deal with it as we're awfully busy delivering these pallets of cash to Fortune 500 companies
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Goodbye Ruby Tuesday
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Dude
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Mon May 11, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Commercial building on edge of collapse. Officials unsure how long the commercial break will take
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Surfer killed by shark was said to be passionate about the sport, delicious
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan abruptly retires from basketball, takes up baseball, unretires, comes back, and tells all his teammates they suck. The Last Dance, 9 PM ET, ESPN/ESPN2
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hush, y'all; Subby didn't wait this time. New threat in the "A Secret Kept from all the Rest" season finale of BATWOMAN at 8PM EDT, then siblings set aside differences and Kara takes on Leviathan on "The Missing Link" on SUPERGIRL at 9PM, both on The CW
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's 'response' to COVID-19 is "awfully close to genocide by default", says Yale epidemiologist
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(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
SpongeBob and Squidward are the new twenty one pilots
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Gov. Newsom signs executive order allowing every registered voter to vote by mail. What's next? Will the nation-state of California announce the creation of its own Postal Service?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
In these dark times, we all need a good police / duckling intervention
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(AP News)
 
 
 
If you plagiarize Masterclass and Tony Robins and try to invade Venezuela a farker will find your plagiarism and laugh at you
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
AOC in AC is A-OK by me
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Thu May 07, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Why should Neiman Marcus and J.Crew have all the fun this week, ponders Nordstrom
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(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
It's blink-one hundred and eighty-two and there's nothing that Travis Barker can do to change our minds
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
All websites except Fark do look the same these days
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
OK Farkers, time to show off
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons commands you to order and wear the official COVID-19 KISS mask. Side effects include vomiting fake blood, enlarged tongue and desire to wear big-ass heels
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Be a most excellent part of our movie" *air guitar lick*
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(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
Jared Leto's Joker is all of us trying to convince our moms the tattoos we got on Spring Break actually have a deeper meaning
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(Showtime)
 
 
 
Are we doing Penny Dreadful threads? Are we all shouting 'Santa Maria'
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(Time)
 
 
 
Facebook removes QAnon websites. Where will the methed-up lunatics meet now?
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
While Outback Steaks' is looking a bit burnt, you can expect a blooming of re-openings today
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
There's a floating cat sanctuary in Amsterdam. How those cats learned to float, subby will never know
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Mon May 04, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ohio sets up a website where employers can report any runaway serfs who don't show back up to work after "re-opening" because they feel "unsafe"; promises to cut off all their benefits so they won't have any choice
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(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
You might be trying to hide all evidence of those Myspace angle photos, but not all trends die
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Amazon exec resigns, citing company's chickenshiat attitude towards worker protests
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not News: senior citizen asks questions about hotel reservations website; NEWSFLASH: Justice Thomas, during teleconferenced oral arguments
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
No big deal, just the Trump campaign is running ads along the side of COVID-19 death statistics
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
No big deal, just the Trump campaign is running ads along the side of COVID-19 death statistics
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Care to put some money on which state has the first poker room reopening in the country?
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So, how did Lex come to power after the Crisis on Infinite Earths? And what does Kate need to get from Batman's arsenal? New Batwoman tonight at 8PM EDT, followed by the first new Supergirl in awhile at 9PM, both on The CW
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(WBNG Binghamton)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, yes, you can still take a Greyhound bus
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(Some Time Traveler)
 
 
 
Drew's prognostication goes viral, spreads like a rash all over the internet
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Sat May 02, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Another COVID-19 casualty: Automatic Labs' cloud connected car tracking device service. Fark: despite it being a division of SiriusXM, which is still doing just fine
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(NK News)
 
 
 
Kimmy the Hutt has a pleasure barge with an Olympic-size pool and twin waterslides on it, because of course he does
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Fri May 01, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un spotted at fertilizer plant. No, not like that
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
White Castle's Top 10 recipes - stuffing didn't even make the list. White Castlerole anyone?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Colgate-Palmolive shares are soaking in the virus
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Oxford Mail)
 
 
 
Won't someone think of the bees? And the hedgehogs? But mostly the bees
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Sometimes you really can't out-weird the original headline: "Chess World Accuses Company of Inventing Fake Employees Using Online Human Generator"
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Wed April 29, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Please note: the Attorney General tends to frown on people selling bogus Covid-19 vaccines
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Remember the naked German doctors? Now French dentists are getting in on it
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
IHOP parent shares jump
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
YouTube has released a fact-check feature in the U.S. for its search results, to help dummies know the difference between legitimate news sources and whackadoodle nut-jobs
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
YouTube has released a fact-check feature in the U.S. for its search results, to help dummies know the difference between legitimate news sources and whackadoodle nut-jobs
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Do you live or work in Chatham or Clarke counties in GA, or any of these other 22 identified potential hotspots in eight states that are lifting restrictions? The AI says you're boned
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Beer trucks begin making the rounds in Chicago. Drew stares out window and longs for bourbon trucks to roam the bluegrass
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do you miss the most since the rona took over?
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(TBK Magazine)
 
 
 
Which song from the 90s is the most 90s song?
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Covid propaganda
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Best Korea thinks a letter will placate us that Kim Jong-un is alive until they fatten up someone else to pass off as him
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Disney is trying to claim that a T&C they just uploaded onto their own website gives them ownership of tweets containing #MayThe4th
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tired of quarantining with your partner? Remember life is short, have an affair
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
CDC says you may be ill, if you've got headache, fever, and a chill. if you are you're out of luck, 'cause nobody gives a
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We thought The CW DC supers were quarantined on Earth-R(eruns), but Batwoman has narrowly escaped with a new episode tonight at 8PM EDT (Flash & Legends had new episodes this past Tue with no thread). Supergirl still sick from Green Kryptochloroquinine
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Um, thanks?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL draft pick regrets the right-wing militia tattoo he has, in spite of being drafted by the Patriots
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
You won't let me dunk on you. So I'm going to take my ball and go home
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Challenge trial" time for potential COVID-19 vaccines. What's that? Oh, just a thing where you give some people vaccines and others a placebo and then deliberately expose them all
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Again showing that Irish boozers will not let the coronavirus pandemic take them down, publicans open first virtual pub and becomes the only boozer open during lockdown
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Adobe created a tool that could make building websites as easy as using spell check (and safe as employing flash)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Adobe created a tool that could make building websites as easy as using spell check (and safe as employing flash)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Site dedicated to alarm clocks that make tea is steeped in history
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cruel parents torture teen unfairly with chore, cruel website tortures reader with not news
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Just how much does a foreign government have to offer to bribe a U.S. government worker to reveal login information? Also what the hell is that stock photo?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Dear Americans; please don't inject our product into you, despite what Trump says." Sincerely, Lysol
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
YouTube bans 'medically unsubstantiated' content, Your move Twitter
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
We have a paper wasp in the house that presented itself in the living room while I was at work. I arrived home with wasp spray but it's no where to be found. Is it hiding for the night or could it go out whichever way it got in?
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
We have a paper wasp in the house that presented itself in the living room while I was at work. I arrived home with wasp spray but it's no where to be found. Is it hiding for the night or could it go out whichever way it got in?
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Thu April 23, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Police raid "spa" for offering illegal services. It's not what you think
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tractor Supply finds a field of green
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Stripe is logging your mouse movements on websites' payment pages. It's a feature, not a bug says the CEO, who may or may not be Monty Burns
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Construction crew hits underground phone lines belonging to the 'call before you dig' call center
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lachlan Murdoch to cut upper 700 Fox senior staff salaries for a bit so that other Fox employees can work. So, they got a lot of dead weight at Fox? Who's surprised at this?
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends host is concerned about Trump's immigration ban because her au pair is an immigrant. Au, please
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
We need to talk about the bonus situation because Reebok has Alien Day (4/26) inspired shoes you have to see. Much more effective than harsh language
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Mon April 20, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Make your conference call the donkey show you've always known it to be
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Some actually legitimate ways to spot fake news from a satirical website
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UK tells advertisers to stop banning their adverts from articles that mention Coronavirus, to help support media websites
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(Global Citizen)
 
 
 
One World: Together At Home - Lady Gaga's star-studded concert special tonight on ABC, CBS, NBC, and other broadcast and streaming networks -- online preshow begins @ 2 PM ET
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Fri April 17, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Good news everyone. Florida has cut some red tape and sent out unemployment payments to 33,623 people. Out of 800,000+ that have successfully applied. And the website is still Farked. Yep, we're boned
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Joe Buck responds to the request for him to do play-by-play for adult websites
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
B2B customers expect personal service from their chatbots. Silly carbon-based units
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Turns out that flat COVID-19 curve in China is just what it looks like when you sweep 1200 corpses under a rug
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Subby was today years old when they learned there is a website dedicated to crappy wildlife photography
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