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Fri August 07, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hugo is so hot
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Next on your 2020 scorecard: running out of Atlantic hurricane names
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"If people see a robot not moving, they shouldn't do anything because we're aware of where every single robot is to the nearest inch and it may just be having a rest.....or a swim"
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Remember that Tanzanian small-scale miner who struck it rich with a huge gem find a little over a month ago? Well he's done it again, this time with one worth $3m
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani accuses BLM of being secretly run by the Weather Underground, from the Arts and Crafts rooms at their Senior Centers no doubt
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Wed August 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
So remember when it was reported that Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford had tested positive for Covid-19? Well turns out it was a false positive. And his wife blames the NFL for the hell the family has gone through the past few days
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Apparently, building a border wall across an Arizona river during flood season is no bueno
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Mon August 03, 2020
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Hunker Down Alert: Tropical Storm Isaias expected to make landfall tonight in the Carolinas as a Hurricane. What's the weather like in your area? Do you have enough booze, emergency ham? Stay safe, East Coast Farkers
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Are you missing on of your kids?
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Sun August 02, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Get ready for the invasion of the alien squash monsters: An Arkansas man has planted those mysterious seeds sent from China to the U.S. and has been using miracle grow on them for two months
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Fri July 31, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Dude, one cannot just swim in an aquarium in his underwear to be one with the fishes
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Wed July 29, 2020
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Police in NJ towns tell residents they will be happy to keep an eye on their houses while they are on vacation according to Officers Harry Pesci and Marv Stern
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Weather man fired for saying which way the wind's blowing
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Tue July 28, 2020
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Rob Gronkowski has gone off the grid in Marion County TN
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this weathered steed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
St Bernard dog rescued from England's highest mountain. In related news, England has a high mountain
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Sun July 26, 2020
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Hurricane Hanna slams into Texas. Hunker down all y'all Texas farkers
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Fri July 24, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Gates explains that all the conspiracy theories are silly which of course is what he would say if he had created COVID just so he could sell us the vaccine. Also, Anderson Cooper used to hang out with Jeffrey Epstein
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cloudy with a chance of mousies
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite summer song?
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Prepare your anus
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Thu July 23, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
ProPublica's article on climate migration avoids modeling how soon the US will invade Canada
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Harvick draws the pole with Logano along side. Weather is hot with a slight chance of a stray thunderstorm. This is your Super Start Batteries 400 presented by O'Reilly Auto Parts at Kansas Speedway starting at 7:30pm EDT on NBCSN
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Shocking video of multiple lightning strikes on the St. Louis Gateway Arch
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The latest symptom of Covid-19: Less accurate weather forecasts
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The latest symptom of Covid-19: Less accurate weather forecasts
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Mon July 20, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Canines and corvids and comedy in Covid
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Front Porch Phil and Patti are getting charged
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Hot weather stops coronavirus in DC, or at least coronavirus testing
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Mercedes locks out the front row with Hamilton on the pole with Racing Point locking out row two with Stroll launching 3rd. Weather is forecast to be warm with a chance of showers. This is your Formula 1 Hungarian Grand Prix at 9am ET on ESPN
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Some Far Out Space Nut)
 
 
 
SpaceX to drag astronauts back to Earth August 2
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Fri July 17, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Obvious: You can add "wild surf" to the long list of things that can kill you in Australia: Scary: By eroding the land your seaside home is standing on
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fast food, funny money, freaky weather, and the FBI are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 5-11: Jeez, It's Freakin' Hot Outside Edition
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Aaaaannnnd...here comes the West Nile Virus
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What officials may have missed about Coronavirus. You mean besides everything?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Wisconsin's "Herd Immunity Festival" begs for victims to help set up
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This is why we can't have nice things. Vandals spoof storm warning app. Just for the lulz
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republicans move much of convention to outdoors. Not because of the COVID-19 hoax mind you, but so delegates can enjoy the late August weather in Jacksonville
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Totally a weather balloon
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Mon July 13, 2020
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
April: Hot weather will slow the spread of COVID-19. July: Hot weather contributing to the spread of COVID-19
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Sun July 12, 2020
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
The only thing hotter than the weather outside today is the music inside the Sunday Morning Music Club, where things are getting hot, hot, hot
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Sat July 11, 2020
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
What's behind Japan's record-breaking rainfall? Besides the obvious factor of global warming, forecasters note unexpected presence of "wet tongue"
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Death Valley doing its part to live up to its name
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rare heat wave event is forecast this weekend. Swelter in place?
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Sewage, heat, and climate change all being blamed for causing an "extreme" Hudson River fish die-off. Absolutely nothing about cement boots being that NYC fishes are too tough to wear rain boots because of a little polluted water
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Normal year: A tropical storm is hitting NYC in July? OMG. Everybody panic. 2020: It's going to rain today
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Thu July 09, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Some people spend a lifetime wasting their hard-earned money on the lottery, some people have all the luck -- like this Sydney woman who won $50m with her first ever lottery ticket
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(Google)
 
 
 
What's the difference between weather and climate? You can't weather a tree, but you can climate. It's your Bad Joke Thursday Thread (LGN)
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Thanks to knuckleheads, NJ residents must wear face-masks when outdoors
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Trump asks Missouri governor about Covid-19 response. Just kidding. He asked if Parson was going to change St. Louis' name
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Is it your birthday? Floyd Mayweather will wish you happy birthday for a paltry $999
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Tue July 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
As Coronavirus cases in the state have skyrocketed to nearly a quarter-million after a five-fold increase in the last two weeks, let's hear what Florida Gov DeSantis has to say for himself, shall we?
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Sat July 04, 2020
(IMSA)
 
 
 
Race Day Round 3: IMSA WeatherTech 240 from rainy Daytona
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
So, wonder what it would look like if God decided to skip pebbles across a river?
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
The fourth of July triple header begins at Indianapolis with hot and humid weather. Will Power has the pole with Jack Harvey along side as we have our first road course of the season. This is your Indycar GMR Grand Prix at Noon ET on NBC
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
DoD: We've altered the rocket contract, pray we don't alter any more * 7-week weather delay * Blue Origin delivers * Replacement Russian rocket too expensive * FAA reviewing SpaceX Starship * China to Mars * China asks why they don't have a SpaceX 🚀
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's almost as if having universal health care, a competent government, nonpartisanism, and deference to experts makes a difference
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(CNN)
 
 
 
With the President's big "4th of July" spectacular at Mt. Rushmore, did you wonder why we don't do fireworks there EVERY year? Well, basically, the mountain is a giant pile of kindling this time of year, oh and there's a drought as well
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
No word on what the over/under will be as NJ to allow gambling on the Nathan's hot dog eating contest but you can bet that you want to be no where near a porta-potty in Coney Island that afternoon
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
So to clarify in Pennsylvania the cops have to see you light the firework and then have to see the firework go off before they can issue a citation. And then they are not allowed to seize any unused fireworks in your possession
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Tue June 30, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Did you enjoy that Saharan dust storm this past weekend? Good news: It's happening again
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri governor gives up on one of his ideas in turning the state into Gilead
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Some were flying around but there was just a massive ball of bees in the trampoline"
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Sun June 28, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Special guest appearance on today's episode of 2020: boulder-sized hail
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Fri June 26, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
It doesn't get anymore Florida than this: Elderly couple on motorised scooters hold up traffic on highway as they make their way to the beach
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
New Seattle NHL arena announces its name. That's so Northwest
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Now subby wants a Slow-moving Slothbot for her garden
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Now subby wants a Slow-moving Slothbot for her garden
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(Google)
 
 
 
When taking your car out in inclement weather, make sure it's driving rain. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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Wed June 24, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Ancient Viking settlement promises to be Iceland's oldest, will rewrite the island's history
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Tue June 23, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Kobe Bryant helicopter crash was simply the latest tragic incident in a decades-old aviation problem: Too many pilots, when confronted with bad weather, say "I got this" instead of "I gotta land"
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Protesters say the Robert Moses statue on Long Island needs to be torn down for his inhumanity to the architecture of New York, because the'master builders' plans were based on racism
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
High School: Lets have a modified gradation ceremony. What's the worst that could happen?
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Sun June 21, 2020
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Object lands in India. Is it meteorite or alien? You'll get to see it, after this word from our sponsor
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Fri June 19, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Because its summery stormy weather season, here is your nice loud reminder that lightning will fark you right up and does not care one bit about the rules
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Nine doggo breeds that can take the summer heat even less than you, and what to do about heatstroke
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Nine doggo breeds that can take the summer heat even less than you, and what to do about heatstroke
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Wed June 17, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Kobe's pilot may have become disoriented in the fog before the accident
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci: It's probably not a good idea to play into fall this year. MLB: Oh, don't you worry, we're on it
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
What might force us to wear face masks? D) Saharan dust. The enemy is visible at last
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Tue June 16, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If your carpet store floods for the fifth time in five years and you can't get insurance, maybe the virus isn't your only problem
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Mon June 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Solar Orbiter makes first close pass of the sun, getting as close as 48 million miles from surface. "We have never taken pictures of the sun from a closer distance than this"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Kyle Weatherman debuts 'Back The Blue' vehicle for NASCAR. No word if he'll be called out for mixing sports and politics and told to stay in his lane
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Annnnnnd here's Beelzebub, with your weekend weather"
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Thu June 11, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Speed of space storms is key to protecting astronauts and satellites from radiation, getting their origin stories truly authentic
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Annual Mayfly hatch from the upper Mississippi River gets picked up by weather radar
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Extreme surf's up, dudes
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Tue June 09, 2020
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
"Fans will be able to stop in, see the sign and share their frankfurter-and- cheese-fries-fueled stories with us"
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Mon June 08, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Problems facing Wisconsin: alcoholism, obesity, the Aaron Rodgers/Jordan Love dilemma, tropical storms, BLM protests... wait, back up a second
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Sat June 06, 2020
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Anderson's gear was a 7-medium action, Shakespeare rod with a Quantum HD 40 spinning reel. The spinning reel had 12-pound monofilament line. His hook was a number 2, octopus circle, baited with a nightcrawler. Who knew fishing could get so technical
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Fewer friendly skies means more stormy weather predictions
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Wed June 03, 2020
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Mother Nature has entered the chat
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Mating midge' swarms invade UK villages. No, this isn't a Madonna impersonator road show
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
GameStop locations that had 10 copies of Fallout 76 before looting started found they now had 40 after the dust settled
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What used to be 100-year rain events could happen every 5 years - only in this timeline
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather knocks out George Floyd's funeral bill
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
For those of you planning ahead, it looks like July or August's major 2020 issue will be hurricanes as the season is off to a busy start
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump decides to go for a stroll outside White House grounds
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
On the first day of hurricane season, 2020 gave to me, the remnants of a tropical storm moving from the Pacific into the Gulf in a pear tree
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Sun May 31, 2020
(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Alligators pound front door of Fort Myers home, suggesting that the homeowner should consider giving each gator aide
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(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Alligators pound front door of Fort Myers home, suggesting that the homeowner should consider giving each gator aide
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Sat May 30, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch Bob and Doug launch into the Expanse at 3:22 PM ET after being quarantined from the protomolecule. SpaceX's coverage starts at about T minus 4 hours. Hopefully NASA can appease the weather gods or try SCE to AUX
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Fri May 29, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Owner of a NJ self-described "Italian seafood grill & sushi bar" transforms into a real pickup joint
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
SpaceX Starship SN4 prototype go BIG badaboom
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Damn you weather gods * Sir Isaac: Technically falling for two seconds is a very small orbit * The top 30 Chinese space companies * No mother farking emojis * Your Rocket Report is reviewing Netflix rocket design
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pastor believes Gov Northam is a very naughty boy, and isn't afraid to tell it. On the sign outside his church
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Thu May 28, 2020
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Waterspout hounds Baskerville
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Thousands of NJ businesses prepared to go rouge if they are not allowed to open by June 1, except for Frenchtown where businesses will go moulin rouge
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brazil surpasses the United States in number of daily Corona deaths. Of course once the weather in Brazil gets warm, the Corona should just vanish
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Wed May 27, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's time to light that candle. Watch Americans launch into space from America. 4:33 PM ET. SpaceX coverage starts about 4 hrs prior to launch. *UPDATE* Launch scrubbed due to bad weather ⛈⚡
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Headline: Heading back to the gym? Doctors explain how to stay safe. Article: Nothing is explained
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(Vail Daily)
 
 
 
Wow, 29,000 feet vertical. So, like 2 weeks? How about you try to ski every day for over 3 years? Some guy did it
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Looking for a definitive list of networks carrying today's SpaceX launch at 430pm ET? Ta da
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sunbather just has the worst luck
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sunbather just has the worst luck
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(WGRZ Buffalo)
 
 
 
Indefinitely uneternal
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Sun May 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia has gone from apocalyptic wild fires to once in a decade end-of-the-world type storms
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The heavy rains in the Plains defeat subby's sad attempt to make a rhyming headline
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
People are taking advantage of the warm weather and the lockdown nearing its end to overdose with fentanyl-laced drugs
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will the hot weather kill Coronavirus?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will the hot weather kill Coronavirus?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Shiny metal ass sold separately
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Thu May 21, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Two French boys find a golden surprise in their Grandmother's bed. And no, this is not a plot summary from a dubious form of online adult entertainment
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Wed May 20, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
3,000 partygoers at Florida block party claim it was racially targeted by authorities, not just full of stupid partygoers
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Tue May 19, 2020
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Don't drag a chain behind your vehicle during wildfire season
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
State Farm cuts auto insurance by $2.2 billion since no one is driving
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
'New' video shows last known images of Tasmanian Tiger ...aka the devil
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Hurricanes are getting stronger, Leon's getting larger
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Not sure what a Demi Rose is butt [NSFW]
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Coronavirus hotspots migrating to the South, Midwest, enjoying the warmer weather and crowds of unprotected people
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Subtropical storm Arthur has 80% chance of forming Round Table of Doom this weekend
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Teach a man to start a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life, and the DC police will be looking for you
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
In 2018, a co-owner of a bookstore published "Notes from a Public Typewriter" after receiving thousands of anonymous submissions on his bookstore's typewriter. Now the "typewriter" has gone virtual and is accepting new submissions. Care to leave one?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
In most countries, a cannabis plantation might be guarded by a dog. In Australia, it's guarded by a carpet python
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
German nuclear towers come down in spectacular fashion with controlled explosion
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Thu May 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Philippines: Last week, Duterte shutdown TV network. This week, Vongfong - a cat three typhoon
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(WBEZ Chicago)
 
 
 
Who's that riding a horse on the streets of Chicago? It's the Dreadhead Cowboy. YEE-HAW
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
David Lynch is our new Bizarro World weatherman
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
David Lynch is our new Bizarro World weatherman
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Horses are again coming DOWWWWWWN THE STRETCH to Churchill Downs
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Kayaker attempting to paddle entire length of Mississippi River doesn't quite reach Gulf of Mexico; didn't bring life jacket and gets as far as "still in northern Minnesota" before needing rescue
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
More reasons to never get on the buffet line, experiment shows just how fast a virus spreads in a buffet
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Zoom wedding. MICHAEL
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Talk about a Fark-ready headline
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So 2020 can't get any worse, right? Right?
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
What kind of landlord doesn't charge rent Trump ponders before remembering he is supposed to be honoring said landlord
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(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Bored with weathering the Covid-19 pandemic relatively unscathed, Monterey business leaders formulate a plan to reinvigorate infection rates. The tourist dollars must flow. Now GBTW, you wheezing service-industry plebs
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Thu May 07, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Remember climate change? We're rapidly running out of time
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Here's that Bug's Life / Book of Revelation crossover you ordered (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For the first time in history, no one will be peeing or crapping on the floor or seats of the New York subway system
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Sat May 02, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Spem reduxit (She has restored hope)
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Today is World Naked Gardening Day. Now who's ready to get out and trim some bushes?
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Boston Magazine)
 
 
 
You know what 2020 is missing? A bunch of big-ass hurricanes
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(Boston Magazine)
 
 
 
You know what 2020 is missing? A bunch of big-ass hurricanes
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Who was that masked man who licked a woman on the subway? Seriously, police want to know
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(Favorite fruit)
 
 
 
Summer weather is coming. What are your best sangria recipes?
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Weather forecast: Partly cloudy skies with 100% chance of good boi
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(CNN)
 
 
 
72-year-old UK man has completed a solo trans-Atlantic rowing trip in 96 days. Asks if he's missed anything
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Beer trucks begin making the rounds in Chicago. Drew stares out window and longs for bourbon trucks to roam the bluegrass
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Beer trucks begin making the rounds in Chicago. Drew stares out window and longs for bourbon trucks to roam the bluegrass
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A big ozone layer hole over the Arctic that was the largest has closed off. Nice
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Because if there's one thing we need right now in Florida, it's landfalling hurricanes
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Mon April 27, 2020
(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Hello, this is dog. Weather today: scattered tummy rubs and 50% chance of treats-ooh, here nice lap **crash**
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Apropos of nothing, there's a hurricane in the eastern Pacific right now. In April
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Apropos of nothing, there's a hurricane in the eastern Pacific right now. In April
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Fri April 24, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Social distancing: ☑. Getting exercise and staying fit: ☑. Not involving first responders to pull you out of steep, snowy and icy conditions on mountain trails: ☐ *buzzer*
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Today's forecast has a high chance of pussy"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Today's forecast has a high chance of pussy"
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Wed April 22, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Whacked out Wednesday. Just remember that we're all weathering the same storm. Welcome to the MSNBC Primetime thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Pig leads police on 45 minute chase. This is not a euphemism
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Well, that's a look at the weather. And now for this awesome drum solo"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, there's one other way to keep Southerners from flocking to the beaches during a pandemic
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
"I'm spending my 28th birthday in lockdown"
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Thu April 16, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Perth Australia's light shows thanking front-line workers are bringing out the UFO nutters
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(Express & Star)
 
 
 
A gust of wind helps a flamingo escape a zoo. Rumor has that it was on its way to play fla-bingo
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(Express & Star)
 
 
 
A gust of wind helps a flamingo escape a zoo. Rumor has that it was on its way to play fla-bingo
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
All weather services across the world should convert to fahrenheit. Why you ask? Because it makes a lot more sense to say that its going to be toasty with a high of 95 as opposed to saying its going to be toasty with a high of 35
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Tue April 14, 2020
(KTBS Shreveport)
 
 
 
Louisiana now has flies that enter the human body through the ears and nose. No word from health officials if they wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex and make them want to follow the orders of Khan Noonan Singh
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Mon April 13, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Weatherman in Birmingham reaches peak Alabama giving storm location
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ah, our wedding day. Beautiful weather. Dad didn't get drunk and start a fight. The best man kept his hands off the bridesmaids.... and the police were super nice
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
People are pissed off about couple-spreading on the sidewalks. No, that's not what it means, get your mind out of the gutter and back onto the sidewalk
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