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Fri January 28, 2022
(KOB4)
 
 
 
When two Protestant schools mess around and refuse to wear masks at a basketball game, sometimes it takes a Catholic priest to set things right
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Thu January 27, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Joe Rogan: "Unless you are talking to someone who is, like, 100 percent African from the darkest place where they are not wearing any clothes all day and they have developed all of that melanin to protect themselves, even the term Black is weird"
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Wed January 26, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
If you are anti-mask you must be Pro Choice, sadly that also means that as a mask wearer Subby is now Pro Life
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The newest Biden scandal according to the AP is, and I swear this is the dumbest timeline, eating ice cream in January
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Tue January 25, 2022
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this model wearing a 'mask'
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Attention tennis fans: feel free to wear "Where is Peng Shuai?" shirts at the Australian Open, but please don't become "disruptive"
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Mon January 24, 2022
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Small balls appear on the beach. It was cold, I swear
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Censoring professor testimony on voter suppression, mask wearing, snowflakey words, and other things that make the state government look bad? That's a bench-slappin'
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(Uni Watch)
 
 
 
No, that Niners guy wasn't wearing 02
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
"I see," said the blind man apparently wearing a dailek power glove
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
New study finds the obvious about wearing masks in schools
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Fri January 21, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Wordle, Byrdle, Sweardle... are there others? I need them all
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Thu January 20, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In honor of David Lynch's 76th birthday, here is a video of a man wearing an inflatable whale costume dancing to Tina Turner
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
This is your pilot Captain Dad. So help me, I will turn this plane around unless you put your mask back on. Refusing to wear your mask will not fly
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Soon you may be able to wear a COVID tracker that will tell you if the virus is around you
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In an act she SURELY does not immediately regret, an Illinois teenager addresses her school board with a mocking "thank you for forcing us to wear masks" screed. IL GQP adores her, posts on Twitter, trying to set her up with Kyle Rittenhouse
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Wed January 19, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Remember Gorsuch being asked to wear a mask during SC hearings and refusing? No you don't
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Tue January 18, 2022
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
'Parade' is a startup that aims to recycle the 11 million pounds of underwear that end up in a landfill daily. Subby proposes 'Commando Parade' as an alternate solution
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Wait, that's it? Its over? But there are still so many unanswered questions, primarily when did Amos learn how to wear high-heeled pumps?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman swears by her daily facial routine in keeping that glowing look, happy partner
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(Xbox 360)
 
 
 
Now even more of the times you spend being called out by 13 year olds just learning to swear are under one roof. And in true M$ fashion, functional roofs will cost extra
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Mon January 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
I don't care if Goldblum wears it or not, I am not putting Russian hats on my arms and legs
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Fri January 14, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
If you're tired of being ugly just wear a mask. Who would have guessed covering most of your face with a mask can make you appear more attractive
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Thu January 13, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Face masks make wearers more attractive. Jason, Mike Myers reportedly elated
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It must be tough for Lindsey Graham deciding which of his two faces to wear each day
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
ESPN's Bart Scott on how the Bills should deal with brutally cold weather Saturday: (a) wear extra layers (b) use the heated bench as much as possible (c) have hot tea on sideline (d) take Viagra before the game
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Wed January 12, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Over 80 fact-checking groups urge YouTube to fight disinformation, which is a complete fabrication by the Illuminati and the reverse vampires, as explained in this video of a guy wearing sunglasses and driving around in his truck
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
Marco Rubio claims that Trump wears a Viking hat and Speedos
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Djoker's latest word salad excuse: I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. My team filled out my immigration form incorrectly. The press interview I gave after my positive test was human error. Someone stole my car. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Mike Pence may soon face a fateful choice." Is he thinking about wearing those pants Mother doesn't like again?
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Tue January 11, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mike Tomlin fell asleep during Raiders-Chargers game while his team's playoff fate was decided. Meanwhile, Subby was wearing a hole in his carpet from pacing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After the horse has left the barn, run down the road, and is now knocked up in the neighbor's field, the CDC considers MAYBE we should all start wearing masks again
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
EU state admits they have the Pegasus phone hacking software but swear they don't use it
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Mon January 10, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
CDC warns against travel to Canada, presumably because of Canadians' tendency to spit in American tourist's faces when they refuse to wear a damn mask at the local Tim Hortons
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
13 people have asked Corky Goldstein to defend them in January 6th cases. He has said no to all, but he thinks he might take case of guy who was not wearing a MAGA hat or Trump shirt
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Georgia governor orders Hunker Down Day. Finally. Wait, it's about what?
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Thu January 06, 2022
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
The worst technology of 2021. Next year, Fark SwearJar. Next year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turdblossom decries "acrimonious... partisan tribalism," urges GQP to stop "soft pedaling" Jan 6 events. I needs me a swear jar for headline submissions. fark this guy
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Wed January 05, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
"The best saints swear fluently." ― Barbara Cleverly. "This place is weird as fark." ― Margaret Atwood. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, swear edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Farkers requested this new feature, I swear
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
A few reasons to wear a face mask: to avoid catching covid, to avoid giving covid to others, avoiding the fine for not wearing one and avoiding arrest for not wearing one when you've been 20 years on the run for a murder conviction
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Giorgio Armani cancels menswear show due to omicron spike. Mr Humphries inconsolable
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Tue January 04, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler lamprey goes on expletive-laden tirade for the crime of being asked to wear a mask, being too baked to drive to the devil's house
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Don't like wearing a mask? Leave it to Cleaver
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Bill would allow recording in all Florida classrooms, force teachers to wear microphones, bring back the Fark Video tab
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Mon January 03, 2022
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Fully-clothed woman fails to get served at ice cream parlor because she's not wearing a Covid face mask, so naturally she strips down to her underwear and uses her dress as a mask. Family in line a little shocked... except for dad, apparently (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling says if he is elected to the Hall Of Fame, he'll probably wear a Diamondback hat due to bad blood between him and the Red Sox organization
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Thu December 30, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China tells its athletes you will ragret getting that tattoo
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Wed December 29, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Resolve to swear more in 2022 🤬
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Tue December 28, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Political knobs kick around the idea of potential Speaker of the House Jim Jordan because Subby needed to put on clean underwear anyways
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
I swear to god I'll pistol whip the next person that says, "side hustle"
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Mon December 27, 2021
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Suspect wearing surgical mask kills 3 people. Police on lookout for anyone with a surgical mask. Most DFWers not wearing them
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Sun December 26, 2021
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Airline Annie yells at, punches, and spits on an old man during a Delta flight. Why? Because he isn't wearing a mask. Fark: Neither is she (NSFW language in video)
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Fri December 24, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Human kids often wear helmets. Maybe it's time for fur kid helmets
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Wed December 22, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of Mick Jagger wearing weird glasses
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Why did Aaron Rodgers wear a cancel culture hoodie during an interview? So he can spread misinformation about how Japan and India were successfully using ivermectin as a treatment for covid
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Tue December 21, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers wearing a cancel culture hoodie to stick it to those cancel culture journalists
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Sat December 18, 2021
(D'Marge)
 
 
 
Two weeks with a man bun: Journalist shares first-person experience of wearing reviled hipster hairstyle and whether it truly enhances sex appeal
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(WEAR Pensacola)
 
 
 
Florida man tries to replicate energy drink ad with C-130 under low bridge. It doesn't give you wings
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Fri December 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
United flight ain't your fetish site. Facial thong is just all wrong. Counterpoint: Rosa Parks knew which end her underwear went on
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Due to positive COVID tests, Nick Mullens now in line to start at QB for Cleveland. Good thing they already wear the Brown pants
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Thu December 16, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves once dressed up as Dolly Parton for Halloween by wearing the actual Playboy outfit she had worn
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Does it involve wearing a colander on your head? No? Then we're not interested, sorry
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
MAGA preacher insists wearing masks are a sin, because they "are tools of Satan"
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(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
Hey Siri, show me the dumbest article I'll read all week
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Wed December 15, 2021
(WTOP)
 
 
 
A couple escaped prisoners caught months after escaping, still wearing their striped prison outfits
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Tue December 14, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Despite ample evidence from the documentary "Logan" regarding the effects of old age on battle-weary superheroes, a group of scientists used their pandemic downtime to explore the same question as it pertains to the greater Marvel universe
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Mon December 13, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
Linux Foundation spends 20% more in 2021, really, really, really pinky swears THIS is the year of the desktop
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Sat December 11, 2021
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Using ostrich antibodies, Japanese scientists develop special masks that glow in UV light when exposed to coronavirus. "The university president discovered that he himself was positive for COVID-19 after wearing one of the experimental masks"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here is Ted Cruz knowingly and willfully putting a fellow Senator who is going through Breast Cancer treatment at risk of exposure to Covid by sitting next to her and not wearing a mask. Who does something like that? I mean aside from actual monsters
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Fri December 10, 2021
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri police officer storms onto a school bus and threatens the driver for requiring the children to wear masks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stop me when it gets too weird: Man drives through Vegas airport fence. In a limo. Wearing a clown mask. Then makes a bomb threat. To try to commandeer a jet. To fly to Area 51. To see the aliens
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Wed December 08, 2021
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can JOHNNY HUNGEE beat the American Dragon? Will Jamie Hayter underestimate Riho? Who will be the next to wear the Dynamite Diamond ring? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm ET on TNT
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Tue December 07, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm getting married after finding my soul mate following a disastrous first marriage. I found a perfect white dress, but my future mother-in-law is outraged I'm going to wear white because it's not my first marriage. Can I tell her to fark off?"
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Fri December 03, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
WHO says getting vaccinated, wearing a mask, and practicing social distancing should be enough to keep the omicron variant at bay. So... we're totally hosed as a country
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Just mandate wearing masks and getting the vaccine, already. With enforced punishments for not doing so. Geez
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: What do mashed potatoes, Headline of the Year, and the Swear Jar have in common?
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Inside EVs)
 
 
 
Second Tesla falls off a cliff this week, once again all 7 passengers walk away. Fark: 6 of them were children and weren't wearing seatbelts nor in a car seat
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Biden says no need for lockdown if Americans wear their masks and get vaccinated. So expect a Christmas lockdown then
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Officers "stood outside the cell of a suicidal detainee under constant supervision wearing George Michael masks and danced outside the cell whilst staring at the detainee"
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Mon November 29, 2021
(National Post)
 
 
 
National Post whines about MPs wearing onesies and the government coverup of Wiarton Willie's death. The truth is out there
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
How vaccinated New Yorkers enjoyed those sweet moments of not wearing a mask indoors because those days are done
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(GQ)
 
 
 
"Kanye West can't stop wearing his Balenciaga Crocs". GQ can't stop reporting on Kanye West. Subby can't stop submitting stupid articles to Fark. It's the circle of life
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Starbucks baristas wear black aprons to signify they passed special written and taste tests, which explains why they are mourning their taste buds after slurping down too much overheated, burnt coffee
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Sat November 27, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Teens asking the important questions, like why is what they're wearing making the male teachers uncomfortable, and why should that be the girls' problem?
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Fri November 26, 2021
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
The Texas power grid will be ready for the next deep freeze. Honest. Trust us. Pinky swear
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
School introduces system to easily identify pupils that are exempt from wearing facemasks. That system being a yellow badge worn on the lapel so those pupils stand out fr... wait, this is all sounding very familiar
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(Metro)
 
 
 
WHO says wearing masks will save countless lives during the winter, but you better you better you bet Covid deniers think it's an eminence front and think they won't get fooled again
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Their ideas don't have to be right or sensible or even coherent. They've got the money. And money doesn't talk it swears"
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Is your office getting back to an in-person holiday party this year, or just sticking with a pandemic-era virtual one where everyone is in their underwear from the waist down?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Despite paying $2.6 billion in penalties and pinky-swearing that it would never do it again, apparently Credit Suisse is still helping U.S. clients hide accounts from the IRS
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson caught on train not wearing a mask one day after he apologised for not covering his face during a hospital visit
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Sat November 20, 2021
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Atlanta airport shut down due to "accidental discharge." Security cop in question swears it's never happened to him before
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(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
Ben Garrison will need new pants when he tries to paint Donald Trump wearing HIS new Tae Kwon Do Black Belt
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lets say I need to create a large amount of electromagnetic force, the kind that could disable a robot dog with guns and armor attached, but I don't want to affect any electronic device 20 feet away... I swear I'm not with the military
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Tue November 16, 2021
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Carlos Correa apparently does not want to wear Yankee pinstripes as he has stated that Derek Jeter did not deserve any of his Gold Gloves
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
NM DA: Facebook we're going to need all the data you have on a violent milita group that use a FB page to organize, so we can enforce a court order shutting them down. FB: Darn the luck, we, deleted all that data. DA: will you swear to that? FB: No
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
With the cold weather, a reopened economy, and vaccination rates plateauing, we are depending on people wearing masks correctly to beat the coronavirus. Well, we're boned
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon's craptastic cronies are losing their minds over the fact the insurrectionist had to wear handcuffs to court
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are you suffering from 'winter vagina'? Experts reveal how microwaving your underwear can help
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson told to wear mask three times during hospital visit, is finally given one and still doesn't wear it
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Wed November 10, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Prince Harry says he warned Twitter's CEO of US Capitol riot and he wasn't even wearing his Nazi costume when he did it
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not all heroes wear capes...or pants
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"When you've got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust." Welcome to Fark
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Just got mowed down by a self-driving vehicle? You should have been wearing your beacon, citizen
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Sun November 07, 2021
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Subby is curious: how many of you Farkers are currently wearing a poppy? (Subby is, albeit to honour his grandmother who worked in the Land Army) (LGT a town in north-west England)
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Science.org)
 
 
 
Farking science, how does it work? Thus: Practicing social distancing while wearing masks on public transport during peak hours reduced infection rates by 98.1%. We would be done with this thing if we were minus a bunch of spoiled clingy toddlers
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(Threader)
 
 
 
What do you do when a recruiter sets you up with an interview at the same job that fired you a couple weeks before? Wear a fake mustache of course
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Fri November 05, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Dan Levy reveals he was wearing a neck brace by the sixth season of Schitt's Creek due to stress
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Duchess of Sussex wears ill fitting US political pants
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rules for being taken seriously as a world leader: 1) if you MUST wear a baseball cap in public, don't wear it backwards 2) Don't brag about all the schools and hospitals you'll build with the sweet profits from investing your Treasury in Bitcoins
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas GOP Chairman Allen West (R-eally stupid) refuses to wear mask in Dallas-Fort Worth airport, and when a man asks him to wear a mask he pulls the other guy's mask down. No charges filed against him because Texas
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Mariners showing interest in young superstar outfielder from NPB named Suzuki who wears #51. This is not a repeat from November 2000
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Tue November 02, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
So, unless you are wearing a red MAGA hat and carrying a tiki torch in the interview,, The New York Times will just assume you are a disgruntled democrat who is being FORCED to vote Republican by "The liberal agenda"
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(KXXV Waco)
 
 
 
Man is accused of shooting his friend multiple times and then barricading himself inside an apartment complex. Fark: Because he was offended by what his friend was wearing to a wedding
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Guitarist discovers the answer to the question we've all been asking. How many pars of gloves can you wear before you can't play Enter Sandman?
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Mon November 01, 2021
(Sikh of Crashing)
 
 
 
Sikh invention - a tough turban that serves as a crash helmet
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(MSN)
 
 
 
MTG goes to bat for "non-violent" insurrectionist who said he was only wearing body armor and paramilitary gear that day as a "costume for his documentary". Spoiler alert: he's captured on video bragging about punching a cop in the head
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Sun October 31, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Wear a mask in your store? That's a floor tantrum," said the full-grown adult man
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Sat October 30, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That guy with a bullhorn following kids to school telling kids their parents were abusing them by making them wear masks? Yeah, fired
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Fri October 29, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The night is still and the frost it bites my face. I wear my silence like a mask and murmur like a ghost. "Trick or Treat, Trick or Treat." The bitter and the sweet. The carefree days are distant now. I wear my memories like the 7p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Thu October 28, 2021
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Two dozen ghost ships rise from the ocean floor to the surface in Japan. No word on if they were wearing sheets
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
FL state senator gets exactly the kind of support you'd expect after FL surgeon general refused to wear a mask in her office
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
If you're an Evangelical Christian you may as well wear a shirt that says 'I support Donald Trump, no matter what he does or says'
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
State's top doc refuses to wear a mask, wonders why everyone is laughing at him
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Tue October 26, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Ocean County, New Jersey has a house that has a bunch of Confederate flags and a Klan robe-wearing figure in its Halloween display. Local residents kinda pissed
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Quiz: What % of travelers who refuse to wear a mask in airports get fined? Hint: If you're thinking 1%, go lower. Much lower
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Can we postpone cuffing season this year? Get a flu shot, wear a mask, and .... oh cuffing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 11 year-old daughter was home alone; she's been great in the pandemic. I came home to find her not wearing a mask, not social distancing, and sharing chips with a friend. I made her quarantine; how do I get over this breach of trust and safety?"
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Fri October 22, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A warning for those who like to go commando while wearing a skirt or a kilt: The floor of NYC's newest observation deck is made of mirrors
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Shut off corporate media, get yourself informed, get involved in your community, demand more from the legislators you're voting in. Don't get wrapped up in wearing a blue or red jersey. Demand more. Expect more...Support strikes"
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Bra Day, and to celebrate, subby will happily inform you that he's wearing a lovely red one
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Mormon children now able to wear masks of Satan, Freddy Krueger, or Hitler
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Navy investigation finds crew's response to fire included "This is just some fog, right?", "Someone else probably reported this", and "What's the regulation on wearing firefighting gear over my uniform?"
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Sat October 16, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NFL has investigated all the emails, and found it was only Jon Gruden being racist and homophobic. Trust us. Pinky swear. Honest
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
George Takei unleashes the photon torpedoes on William Shatner. There were no survivors
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
He saw my head turn, and looked me in the eye-very amused. "The Powers That Be must be pissing their pants," he said, "or whatever they wear in an MSNBC thread at 7pm Eastern"
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
36-year-old civil servant denies being mad or a hipster, claims he wears his hair in Ring-Head style because he shaved most of it off for charity
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Halloween Ends set to be the one where Michael Myers refuses to wear a mask
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Forty brazillion Gucci wearing immigrants are attacking the southern border
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan representative wears 'Q' button at election audit rally. Hilarity ensues
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
Boobies
 
Today is National No Bra Day, and to celebrate, subby will happily inform you that he's not wearing one
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Could it be......... the percent of the population wearing masks?
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Tue October 12, 2021
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Students encouraged to wear red, white, and blue to school to honor their country. Perhaps something should have been said about the arrangement of those colors
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Southwest flights are still in a clusterfark, but no one will say why. So this headline is about how pilots are demanding green M&Ms at all FSSs, and the airline is demanding they all wear tutus. Surely, they can meet somewhere in the middle
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR KNOWLEDGE: wearing a crash helmet while riding a dirt bike or 4-wheeler reduces head injuries
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Free agent Philly Phanatic won't be wearing Yankees pinstripes or Astros orange anytime soon
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In which the Taliban pinkie-swears they'll use all the free money for "humanitarian aid". Cue the "Uh huh, yeah right" GIF
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Sun October 10, 2021
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
NYC Man gets all stabby at Apple store over mask mandate. FTFA: Police are looking for suspect wearing black mask. Wait... what?
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Foreign movies, foreign holidays, foreign sportswear, and foreign leaders from 2000+ years ago are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Sept 26-Oct 2: Doormat Edition
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fashionista assesses James Bond fashions, from Connery's Dr. No tux to Lazenby's mock turtleneck to Craig's action swimwear
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
When was the last time you saw someone wear parachute pants? Do you think they'll ever come back in style? Should Subby buy a pair for Halloween?
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
The loaded KELTEC SUB-2000 assault rifle found in my car in March was not mine. Nor the UZI submachine gun found in June. I swear
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Tue October 05, 2021
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Why Facebook is not our "town square" : "If a real town square were suddenly overrun with Adidas tracksuit-wearing strangers who said all sorts of provocative bullshiat with heavy Russian accents-well, you'd probably suspect something was amiss"
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Require doctors to wash their hands for good hygiene? Don't be ridiculous. New hotness: Wear a mask for good hygiene? Don't be ridiculous
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(Vogue UK)
 
 
 
While you plebs were whining about NFTs, Dolce and Gabbana just sold a gold dress, an impossible tiara, and a $1M glass suit they found in Daft Punk's grandmother's kitchen cupboard. And the physical clothes if you want to fly to Milan and wear it
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Narrator: "The lone gunman walked wearily into the saloon." Lone Gunman: "Who's sayin' that stuff?" Narrator: "He scanned the room with a suspicious eye." Lone Gunman: "Please stop sayin' that. I just wanna get a shot of whiskey" (NSFW language)
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Still no flying cars, but there is something you can wear when you switch to convertible
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