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| Mon August 03, 2020 |
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Cancel that, I guess it says "helf"
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Tonight on RAW: Apollo Crews tries to put MVP out of the Hurt Business, Drew looks to get even with Randy, Will Asuka be out for revenge on Sasha & Bayley (is water wet?) & more Seth shenanigans incoming. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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Fluoridated water criticized as "socialized medicine"
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Yikes If the beginner class requires a swim across Tampa Bay, does the advanced class involve a swim across the Atlantic Ocean?
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I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a bunny with watermelon in its mouth
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So that set of wooden spoons you've been using in your kitchen for years...um, when was the last time you *really* washed them?
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So that set of wooden spoons you've been using in your kitchen for years...um, when was the last time you *really* washed them?
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So if you're thinking that since it's August, it'll be a great time to take a warm swim in Lake Michigan, you're gonna have to think again
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Why we can't have nice things: boaters swarm SpaceX Dragon capsule with Doug and Bob after splashdown. Maybe they wanted to huff some of that toxic hydrazine
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Cat fishing
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One-quarter of the entire country of Bangladesh is now under water
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News: Man collides with police vehicle. Fark: While on water skis
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| Thu July 16, 2020 |
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Mussolini made the trains run on time. Trump got more water in your dishwasher. A true leader
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2020's latest gift: aggressive bees closing campgrounds at Joshua Tree
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"No, that wasn't the Hudson River leaking into the Lincoln Tunnel as anxious commuters sat in their cars fearing the worst"
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Manganese-eating bacteria discovered on dirty glassware filled with Pasadena tap water. Yeah, it's not on my 2020 bingo card, either
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Egypt seeks 'urgent clarification' over rising GERD water levels, as fears of water theft by Ethiopia lead farmers to say ERMAGERD
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Leave the salt packet, take the ideas for instant noodles
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Leave the salt packet, take the ideas for instant noodles
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Guy shows the 'correct' way to drain pasta (and he may have a point)
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Hey y'all, if you are having a crawfish boil, here is how you choose the right pot for it
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Hey y'all, if you are having a crawfish boil, here is how you choose the right pot for it
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The cast of Scott Pilgrim VS the World is reuniting for charity, presumably to raise money for those that suffered watching the film
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Kayaker: "I thought I heard a fish splash to my left." Narrator: "It wasn't a fish"
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| Tue June 30, 2020 |
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🎵Old black water, stop erupting/Acapulco sewage don't get your stank on me🎵
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☑ walk down a ramp. ☑ drink a glass of water. ☑ reads. Trump 2020
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Just in time .... duunnn dunnn... for NYC beaches to reopen, ... duuuunnnn duun... a guest shows up to welcome swimmers ... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn
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Scientists say beavers are making things warmer and wetter, just not anywhere near you
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Scientists say beavers are making things warmer and wetter, just not anywhere near you
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Man falls in 177 year old abyss under his house and down into a well, making 2020 when "The Ring" comes true
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With a spike of cases in his state, Arizona governor orders all bars, gyms, movie theaters, water parks, and tubing rentals to close for the next 30 days. Vows to find the bastard who allowed them to re-open in the middle of a pandemic
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| Sat June 20, 2020 |
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"If the owner of a missing chunk of shoreline would like to reclaim it, it's presently moving about Muskegon Lake as a floating island. "
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New finding: diluting blood plasma rejuvenates tissue, reverses aging. Sorry, Drew, bourbon doesn't work, you have to dilute it with water
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Quebec is burning, and water bombers called in to douse fire covering 40 hectares, roughly the size of 40 international rugby fields or 4000 vats of poutine
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Cooking mushrooms? You're doing it WRONG according to fine dining chef who seems like a real fun guy, advising you to boil them to perfection in pan of boiling water before adding oil
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College student sitting in a tree, T-A-P-P-I-N-G
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| Fri June 12, 2020 |
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Finally a story to make the Farkettes cringe and cross their legs
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A trifecta of farking stupid; fireworks in a dry pine forest, groundwater contamination, and a crowd of 7,500 people not required to wear masks
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The potential beginning of life has been simulated in a lab. "In the beginning, there was the vesicle"
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"If deployed on just 2% of global shelf seas, this approach could capture 100% of annual human emissions." Carbon emissions, not those kind, Spunky
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Soft pretzels at home in 6 easy steps is the last thing my widening quarantine butt needs, or is it?
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Soft pretzels at home in 6 easy steps is the last thing my widening quarantine butt needs, or is it?
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Nestlé says it's looking at selling most of its North American water brands, neglects to add that most of its North American aquifers are just about bone dry
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Banksy suggests an appropriate replacement for one of the pro-slaver statues that was taken down by protesters
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| Tue June 09, 2020 |
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Man saves classic RX7 from being damaged by floodwaters despite not knowing who owned the car
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No business, no food .... No justice, no peace ... No business, no .... Hot dogs, get yer hot dogs ... Water, I got water. It's a long walk to Brooklyn and you need to stay hydrated
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Armor on a butterfly's wings protects it against heavy rain, but does nothing against Fallout, Myst, or its Descent
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Girl tries to rescue squirrel from pool, pays the fark price
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Carpe Carpe - self cloning carp seizing the day in Alberta
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We should pay a lot more attention to Trump's terrifying "Regulatory Bill of Rights"
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Angel Hernandez in hot water over call he didn't miss
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| Mon June 08, 2020 |
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Fizzy Ice Cream? YES PLEASE
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Fizzy Ice Cream? YES PLEASE
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America's Largest Waterpark set to re-open in June. Do snorkels count as facemasks?
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'We don't inevitably have to have a second wave,' says Dr. Fauci, adding, 'but then again, water might not inevitably be wet, either.'
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Man who jumped into abandoned well to escape dog rescued after 6 days. Unfortunately, Sting didn't get chance to write song about it
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Man who jumped into abandoned well to escape dog rescued after 6 days. Unfortunately, Sting didn't get chance to write song about it
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No wonder the Royal Navy is just a shell of its former greatness, 'smashed' sailors need to be airlifted to safety after tide ruins their beach BBQ plans (possible nsfw content on page)
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The toilet snorkel - a patented life-saving invention - NOT a euphemism for something equally as icky
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How to make the perfect breakfast sandwiches
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Australia. Everything on that continent will kill you. And stay out of the water, too
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| Thu June 04, 2020 |
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"Snot Palaces" could help human construction, scientists say, if they can crack the mucus architectural code. To be fair, being able to build a house of used Kleenex would be nothing to sneeze at
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Austin Police get splashed with a few drops of water, fire into crowd, miss their target, and manage to hit innocent black protester in the head, sending him to the hospital in critical condition with brain damage, then lie about being attacked. There's video
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Surely the solution to Western water woes is having all the land and water rights purchased by New York City-based hedge funds
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Surely the solution to Western water woes is having all the land and water rights purchased by New York City-based hedge funds
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Now, THAT'S a cabbage
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Wipes and masks are overwhelming our storm drains. Won't somebody think of the fatbergs and whitefish?
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The Milwaukee police think a plastic water bottle and water filter are a molotov cocktail
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Trump brings in the TSA to patrol the streets of Washington DC. Someone must have told him that the protestors had no weapons but were dangerously armed with bottles of water that were more than 3 ounces
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It has been almost a whole week since 54,000 gallons of raw sewage spilled into the water; I'm sure it's safe for swimming by now
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