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headlines found matching 'Water'
Tue May 22, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Pigeon CPR is now a thing after firefighters brought three birds back to life
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what would happen if a river of magma hit a geothermal power plant? Well today may be your lucky day
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Mon May 21, 2018
(NOAA)
 
 
 
"Mr. Sudal is not and has never been an employee of NOAA Fisheries nor is he formally affiliated with any of the agency's programs." His abs are real, though
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NASA launching new satellites to measure lumpy gravity. No word yet on who satellites will be targeting after Sean Hannity
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Could video of this mysterious ripple finally be proof of the Loch Ness Monster? No
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
PSA: If you run naked in the rain, the deputy is going to have to tase you because they have nothing to hang onto (with mugshot)
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Kaepernick collusion case proving that teams viewed him as a starting quarterback
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Sun May 20, 2018
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
By our dancing like water droplets in a searing hot skillet, screaming like a little girl, and cursing like a sailor. Next question please
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Sat May 19, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Gubernatorial candidate's 'deportation bus' breaks down during tour." This, students, is what writers call "foreshadowing"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
USA puts a bucket under Falling Water
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ever wondered how much YouTube is actually worth? $160 billion. That's with a "b". Meanwhile, subby's YouTube channel about underwater Norwegian combat knitting just passed the 100 subscriber mark
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Fri May 18, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Fish tank ignites, then extinguishes, fire
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(CNN)
 
 
 
These sharks prefer jazz to classical, they still won't call in and donate during a pledge drive
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Two women miraculously survive 300-foot plunge into Russian River, immediately deny collusion
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Raccoon-drowning teacher retires to spend more time hiding from a vengeful Rocket Raccoon
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(WIVB)
 
 
 
Pothole-filling vehicle eaten by giant pothole
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Deciding to go full Stupid Watergate, a White House aide taped Trump meetings because he wanted to "impress friends" later with them
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Thu May 17, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Representative Mo Brooks (R-AL) claims rocks falling into the ocean are responsible for sea level rise. Says it will spill over the edge of the flat Earth so we shouldn't worry about it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm not saying the Kilauea eruption was aliens
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
5 things to know before hurricane season. Oddly, 'get the hell out of Florida' not on the list
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(Fark)
 
 
 
This Idea Is Free thread - eg: "Hey business world...someone make a combination lawnmower / margarita maker. This idea is free"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Are ignorant yokels, backwater hicks, and small town rubes happier than hip, sophisticated, culturally aware urbanites? New research says yes
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
75 years ago a bomb that could skip across water allowed 617 Squadron to carry out one of the most daring air raids of WWII, destroying 2 German dams in one night and unleashing millions of tons of water. This is how Barnes Wallis's "Upkeep" worked
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
#goals
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
17 weird things about Fark's favorite state, as if it isn't weird enough already
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Teacher: Please don't record me drowning these raccoons in class | Students: Hold my beer
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Northern Virginia commuters face commuting hell after high water on the Potomac causes the infamous White's Ferry to close. Wait, don't ferries normally go in the water?
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
Woofday
 
A hero dog dived into a swimming pool to save his canine friend who fell into the water and couldn't get out. It's a wonderful Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Would you like a super-soaker with that?
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Tue May 15, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
I'll see your brawl at a waterpark over a chair and raise it with a brawl at a Catholic school over a parking spot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Probably short of "salt-water flood recovery," no phrase terrifies a Corvette enthusiast more than "nose damage"
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(Destructoid)
 
 
 
"As a child, I always wanted a Slip and Slide. It didn't occur to me that we also needed a yard, running water, a hose, and a large section of real estate"
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Brawl at Wisconsin Dells water park over a chair. Of course, with video
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Study finds that chemicals present in the nation's drinking water are toxic at much lower levels than the EPA used to say was safe. As head of the EPA do you a) warn everybody, b) ask for more research, or c) bury the study to avoid "a PR nightmare"?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Jupiter's moon Europa gives scientists new hope for finding signs of alien life with new NASA mission
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(Shape Magazine)
 
 
 
With this one crazy trick, a vegan-trained wellness expert tells you how to keep your salad fresher and a little less sad
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Hubble telescope has revealed the best evidence yet that there is water on Europa
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Good news, you can now get your daily required amount of microplastics simply by drinking beer
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Good news, you can now get your daily required amount of microplastics simply by drinking beer
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
This week in the semi-occasional Saturday Morning Book Club, we present a bit of a dilemma: your boss is about to be stranded on a desert island...what one book would you want your boss to have?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
This week in the semi-occasional Saturday Morning Book Club, we present a bit of a dilemma: your boss is about to be stranded on a desert island...what one book would you want your boss to have?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dam
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dam
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Fri May 11, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"Volcano park's closed. Flying boulder out front shoulda told ya"
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(Coos Bay World)
 
 
 
The recent volcanic activity in Hawaii might be a sign that Cascadia could be next
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Looks like Mike Pence slept through his Watergate history class
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
AT&T's bribe was to get the merger through. Stupid Watergate, meet Stupid Tea Pot Dome and Idiot Iran Contra
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Teenage boy seen in retention pond flailing and screaming about having been bitten before going under water. Police search the pond and find the body....of an adult woman. Wait, what?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mueller questioned Erik Prince. Probably about why he renamed Blackwater something stupid like "Xe", but also maybe also about collusion
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Legislature votes to ban a judge's ruling that banned state agency from not banning water use, and no one knows what it means
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Wed May 09, 2018
(SEC Country)
 
 
 
Shaq and Charles Barkley argue over how to treat star players, ring-pointing ensues
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Will we have more confirmation of foreign bribes to the president? Will reporters finally smell the blood in the water? Will Giuliani throw everyone under the bus, including Trump? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bookmakers refuse £100 bet that Earth is flat. "I am sure that I am right, but willing to be proven wrong, a bookmaker just needs to step up to the plate and take my bet, I would have thought they would like the easy money"
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Has Bigfoot been spotted in the NJ Pine Barrens? Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooo
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Guess who wants to testify, without being waterboarded, in the Gina Haspel hearings?
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Tue May 08, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
NICE: Ditch cranberry juice for urine infections. NOTNICE: Drinking urine infections
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Who is going to keep their head above water and continue to get that fat fat TV money? Will Swansea give us 2 Welsh teams next season? Will Mark Hughes find a way to not ruin a team? Kick off at 2:45 eastern
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
2-year-old chihuahua abandoned in Post Office lobby is cute enough to deserve his own stamp
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Thieves flee in canoe from underwear-clad homeowner in flood zone
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Mon May 07, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
California's farm country welcomes surfers competing at surf ranch near Fresno. "You drive here, you're like, whoa this is so weird and you get here, and it's paradise for a surfer, just perfect waves"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump adviser Carter Page: Answering the Senate's questions about Russia was worse than waterboarding
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Why you shouldn't drink whisky neat, according to science
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The mint julep's sole purpose is to make people look cool
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Sun May 06, 2018
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Now that Choral has proven herself to be a wild card, Alicia and Naomi decide to investigate a water park because even in the apocalypse you need a vacation. Strand meets Al as Madison tries to outwit the Vultures. Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Greenhouse gas 'feedback loop' discovered in freshwater lakes, may amp global warming to unrecognizable levels
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Look, just because somebody said we came out of the bathroom with full canisters of water doesn't mean we actually used toilet water for our tea. Oh, there's video?
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Conspiracy nuts want to ban fluoride in city water. And by nuts we mean mayors, by water we mean air, and by fluoride we mean the industrial kind that melts your corneas
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Boaty McBoatface heads to Antarctica to study sea level rise
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
More than you ever wanted to know about mucous-mesh grazing
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(SoundCloud)
 
 
 
The latest Revival League radio play has dropped: "Do Rabbots Dream Of Electric Cheepz -Pt 1", an Easter themed spoof of Cyberpunk & Watership Down featuring Tim Blaney, Frank Dietz, Jackey Neyman Jones, Carolina Hidalgo, and a couple of Farkettes
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Channing Tatum's Gambit is not quiet dead after all
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
In rare moment of sagacity, Florida Man uses Jet Ski to put out boat fire
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Budweiser's new beer is based on George Washington's handwritten recipe" Still tastes like watered-down swill that exits like it's an urinary tract infection
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin: "Anderson Cooper will never apologize to me." Anderson Cooper: "Who's Kathy Griffin?"
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Gallagher dinged for substance, watermelon abuse
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch a harmless Florida waterspout open up a can of whuppass on this harbor
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Apparently you are not allowed to splash water at manatees getting busy
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Darwin: "Soon"
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Mon April 30, 2018
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
What I really need is a droid who understands the binary language of moisture vaporators
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New species of water beetle named after Leonardo DiCaprio. Both share a partially retractable head and slightly protruding eyes
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
China's latest weapon in the fight against jaywalkers: automated squirt guns that soak anyone who walks on the red
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well there it is, the stupidest thing you will read all day
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"OFF WITH YOUR HEADS" - Marian Antoinette
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Military Times)
 
 
 
DOD says PFO and PFOA in H2O can make USN, USA, USMC and USAF DOA. WTF?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Vodak made from fog: something only a Farker would ponder drinking, but here we are
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(Mandatory)
 
 
 
This is how you sell a 1999 Toyota Corolla
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Thu April 26, 2018
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Cape Town, South Africa, which was supposed to run out of water any day now, asks for humanitarian aid to help with torrential flooding
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
You can now drop the Google Streetview guy into the water
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Mythbusters knew what to do with an old water heater
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Emojipedia)
 
 
 
Following Apple's lead, Google & Facebook update their pistol emojis to water guns. Microsoft's is still packing heat
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
People who won't go into the water because of sharks don't know greatest hazard on beaches are its sea gulls. Bombs away
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"'Mountains and mountains of plastic': life on Cambodia's polluted coast"
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Prankster taunts the dynamite monkey by pushing it into a pond, receives instant karma
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Worst. Bikini. Trim. Ever
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Boiling lake found on Mars. Evidently where they plan to cook, eat us
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Boiling lake found on Mars. Evidently where they plan to cook, eat us
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Just casually driving through a waterfall in Nepal. At least there isn't any traffic
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Mon April 23, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Why your exes found your constant use of Echo annoying. Not you, weird guy with a Fleshlight mod
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists 'confident' that polygon features seen on Mars were formed by MUD, speculate they cover a maze of twisty underground passages, all alike
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists 'confident' that polygon features seen on Mars were formed by MUD, speculate they cover a maze of twisty underground passages, all alike
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
The DNC is suing the hell out of Russia, the Trump Campaign, and Wikileaks for colluding to throw the 2016 election. Before you laugh, they won a similar judgement against Nixon's re-election committee because of Watergate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photos from inside Paisley Park. No need to cleanse yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka first (tag is for the chaps)
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you come home to find a naked intruder in your bathtub eating your Cheetos?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you come home to find a naked intruder in your bathtub eating your Cheetos?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chairman's eldest daughter had nut rage. Chairman's youngest daughter had water rage. Shareholders have outrage as police raid offices of Worst Korean Air Lines
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Donald Blankenship is hoping that getting his conviction vacated will make WV voters forget he's the reason 29 coal miners are dead
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(Earther)
 
 
 
Shrimp with frickin' lasers
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
If you haven't seen Twiggy the water skiing squirrel, this weekend is your last chance
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Former Watergate prosecutor explains how Hannity opened himself up to criminal charges thanks to his lies over Cohen
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Size 14 granny pants filled with grilled cheese almost causes an ecological disaster. Ewwwwwww
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Unicorns are real, and there's proof because there's an inflatable unicorn island floating in the sea
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Michael Phelps shows how to get pot stains off your teeth
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(Asia Times)
 
 
 
India looking strong in the race to be the next region to hit 'day zero' water. Also in the running: Spain, Morocco, and Iraq. Step on up, place your bets
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Mon April 16, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Republicans criticize spill of dam water to help salmon, demand the right to wade out into the river to punch the dam salmon in the face
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Surfers flock to high waves on Lake Erie, say the extra limbs they'll grow from the water will help their paddling
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Sun April 15, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The future of water shortages. Hint: If you haven't watched "Ice Pirates," you may want to
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The future of water shortages. Hint: If you haven't watched "Ice Pirates," you may want to
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Pasta? You're cooking it wrong. Che sei grullo?
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
On this day in 1912, Titanic passengers dine on roast beef, iceberg lettuce, saltwater taffy
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Fri April 13, 2018
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The F-35 just completed another milestone in its testing. However, this being the F-35 program, it did it months behind schedule and with significantly watered down criteria
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Things to do in Hawaii: visit Waikiki, surf Kona, have rat lungworms invade your spinal cord
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like residents are going to end up full of lead no matter how few guns Chicago has
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like residents are going to end up full of lead no matter how few guns Chicago has
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Thu April 12, 2018
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Aides Trying To Talk Trump Out Of Sending Associates To Break Into Watergate Office Complex
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Japan: "We've located a massive trove of rare earth materials underneath our waters" China: "Chinese resources detected. Prepare for Liberation"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Europa-like lakes found in Canada. Monoliths thought to still be buried, but no one's attempting a landing there, either
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Wed April 11, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Dog imitates Far Side cartoon
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well at least Rand Paul ADMITS he's a hypocrite, which.. is kinda refreshing: "I may or may not have been as consistent back {during Whitewater}, to tell you the truth, but I've come to believe that now these special prosecutors have too much power"
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
New Shoreham, Rhode Island bans balloons, Will fine violators $200. Town confident no one will drive into town with them now. Oh, and a happy birthday to all you kids stuck there
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Some Revelator)
 
 
 
Will the Southwest U.S. have it's own "Day Zero" with water? Bonus: picture of a haboob. Ha, ha...haboob
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(Chron)
 
 
 
A man was found dead Sunday after driving his car into a pond near Cut and Shoot, Texas according to DPS officials. Police reveal that he was neither cut or shot
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada celebrates watching 21 swans march into the water. "A cavalcade of pipes and drums led the birds toward the Avon River"
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Five ugly-ass Otter pups born at Columbus Zoo with ugly-ass video
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Sat April 07, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michigan lowers safety standards until Flint water is "safe to drink". In other news, turpentine with glass shards and ebola is now safe to drink
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want to visit Jakarta, Indonesia? You may only have ten years left to visit it
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Scientific American asks if we can survive on water worlds, apparently unaware that Kevin Costner has already answered this for us
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Antarctica gives ground to the ocean, shoggoths
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
What's even more fascinating about this series of nighttime underwater photos from off the coast of the Phillippines is that it's been deslided
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Goodbye, clean water: Since Scott Pruitt's attempt to rewrite the Clean Water Act was never going to withstand legal challenges, he found a way around that by deciding he will personally make ALL Clean Water Act determinations across the U.S.
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(Guitar World)
 
Video
 
Have you ever stayed awake at night, pondering the eternal question: "Do acoustic guitars make a sound if you play them underwater"? If so, you might want to seek professional help, but it DOES bring up an interesting scenario
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Happy 105th birthday to Muddy Waters, without whom there would be none of the music your parents liked
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Detailed look at the problems with the killer waterslide. "They are just making us, like, 'oh yeah, go test this, it is fine,' even though the test dummies fly off"
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Michigan OKs Nestle's bid to ramp up its dihydrogen monoxide scam
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Mon April 02, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
A Sperm whale makes 'extremely rare' visit to inshore waters. Local seaman all came out to see him
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I see your seven-foot Interstate gator, and raise with an eleven-foot gator in a swimming pool
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Russian ships are hovering around TransAtlantic communication cables more than anytime since the 80's. Not their warships, but their Deep Sea Research ships that do "reconnaissance, underwater salvage and other work"
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Was it over when German Prisoners-of-War went surfing in Virginia Beach?
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Chugging a gallon of milk..... eating a spoonful of cinnamon.... chewing a ghost pepper.... eating a TidePod...... oh gosh, what to do next to make my generation look asinine. Oh hey, let's snort condoms
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Buck with bowl on head saved by SPCA and wildlife officers. D'oh
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
If I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean. And if I didn't have one, I'd steal it from my neighbor. And we would hit a sandbar, and be rescued by the sheriff, who'd wonder why I wasn't wearing my ankle monitor
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This free spirit dog has lived alone in a Los Angeles park for the past 13 years, doesn't want your steak or your help. Okay, maybe your steak
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(Billings Gazette)
 
Video
 
Montana man out looking for shed antlers from elk doesn't find any, but locates the rest of one tangled in barb-wire fence and sets it free
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like someone at the Washington Post overdosed on her snark pills this morning
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British water company to homeowners: "Please don't flush your piranha down the toilet"
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Tijuana Sewage Flow is the name of my punk salsa band
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Science may have a solution to hurricanes. Could it really be this easy to cool the surface of the oceans?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Science may have a solution to hurricanes. Could it really be this easy to cool the surface of the oceans?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. The Potomac River cleanup efforts have been so successful that it's now safe to swim in it again. So, go ahead. No, seriously, you can go first. Yeah, I'll be right behind you. Go on, it's cool
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Tue March 27, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
When you build an underground bunker in your backyard, be sure you stock it with plenty of food, water, and cocaine. Lots and lots of cocaine
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Mon March 26, 2018
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
If you're going to read a story about a watery mess and Taco Bell, this can probably be considered one of the better options
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(Bowling Green Daily News)
 
 
 
Man found naked in helicopter after driving car into lake
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Most people only find ghosts or trash in the basement of their new homes. This guy found an abandoned dog
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Nobody deserves to wander the desert surviving on only cactus and human urine. Not even an attorney
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Space-X rocket created huge hole in the ionosphere. Still awesome in the Elonosphere
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
A man who died while 'practicing holding his breath' underwater obviously didn't think his brilliant plan all the way through
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tanker truck spills 17,000 liters of hydrochloric acid into Dawson's Creek. Let's see if Joey finds him as dreamy now
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(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
New Orleans poorly designed: needs more trolls under bridges
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Fri March 23, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
California faced down wildfires, mudslides, and drought. What else can Mother Nature throw at it? Mother Nature says "How about an Atmospheric River?"
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article reminds us "wetting your hands is not washing your hands." Same goes for pants
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Waterboarding. New hotness: Morissetting
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Stephen King baked this loaf of bread, and someone kept it for 33 years
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Study abroad student who lost $7,000 in clothes in JFK bag fiasco gets back single boot, bikini top and $180.32 offer from airline
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Man steals exotic fish by putting them in his pants. Troy McClure wanted for questioning
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House judiciary Democrats claim firing Jeff Sessions would trigger "waterfall of crisis"....which to be fair would most likely look like a drop in the ocean of crisis that is the Trump administration
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
"American exchange students in Italy cook pasta without water and promptly start fire"
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
"American exchange students in Italy cook pasta without water and promptly start fire"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin authorities are on the hunt for a serial: A) bomber, B) killer, or C) toilet clogger
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Wed March 21, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
In between building homes for impoverished families and fighting metastatic brain cancer, Jimmy Carter found time to assassinate every last guinea worm in South Sudan
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Company filings show that Trump-affiliated data-mining firm Cambridge Analytica has a link to a Chinese security and logistics company run by Erik Prince, the former mercenary who founded private military company Blackwater
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Solar-powered desalination plants could provide the starving nations of the Earth enough salt to last forever
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Blake Farenthold (R-TX) is contemplating hanging up his jammies
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Tue March 20, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Man files class-action consumer suit after being shocked to discover Olympia beer is nasty crap made from SoCal tap water rather than nectar of gods made from pure Mt. Rainier snowmelt. Wait until he learns truth about Bud's "beechwood aging" process
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers worried that Trump could make false statements to Mueller, water could be wet, huge ball of inflamed gas could be seen in the east in the morning
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Officials investigating how woman fell off of 200-foot waterfall. Gravity suspected
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Some Trappist-1 planets may be water worlds populated by Mon Calamari
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Some Trappist-1 planets may be water worlds populated by Mon Calamari
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Trump is like Nixon on steroids and stilts," says John Dean of Stupid Watergate
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The U.N. Discussion on the Global Water Crisis ft. Pitbull
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Stupid Watergate will be worse than Watergate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Move over United, Delta wants in
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(Port Technology)
 
 
 
Cargo ship was so excited at meeting another that it couldn't contain itself
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Virginia Beach launches Adopt-A-Drain program. Yes, you too can have your own storm drain and name it Pennywise's House
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Mon March 19, 2018
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad: being chased on foot by police. Situation improving: finding a bicycle. Florida Man: which you then throw at the police and jump in a lake
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
¿ʞɔnp ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Taste tests can't differentiate between recycled toilet water and bottled water. Which once again shows 10 million dogs can't all be wrong
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Sun March 18, 2018
(Reviewed.com)
 
 
 
Your instant pot is gross
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Ceres found to be soaking in brine, making it the juiciest most flavorful dwarf planet in our system
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Just when UK fishermen thought Brexit had made it safe to go in the water, they discover that face-eating jaguars can swim (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rory McIlroy says limiting alcohol sales will prevent drunk, rowdy fans from disrupting golf. But how else would some people enjoy watching it?
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Sat March 17, 2018
(Nature)
 
 
 
Scientists may be able to slow sea level rise. It involves A) freezing glaciers B) building a wall C) artificial islands or D) all of the above
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
64-year-old man retires, 2 days later discovers what to do with his free time. He decides to climb trees and rescue stranded cats. Almost 150 felines (and a stray iguana) later, he still does it for free, because he's awesome like that on Caturday
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
In case you weren't already repulsed by Sonic Drive-in: Introducing the Pickle Slushie
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Oh, hell no
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The Beast from the East is back, and it's pissed off
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Crispy bacon lovers, you've been cooking your bacon wrong this whole time. You need to add water
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
Like bottled water? It could be contaminated. Have a nice day
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Tue March 13, 2018
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Problem: It will cost $8K a year to to replace filters in water fountains with dangerous lead levels in Nashville schools. Solution: Secretly bypass the filters so they never need changing, then disable the warning lights
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Sun March 11, 2018
(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
You have 2 choices: 1) grab branch with giant NOPE on it, 2) drown
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Sat March 10, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old guy fights off 3.5 meter shark with his bare hands, swims to shore and adjusts onion on his belt
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Here's what is known about the shipwreck unearthed by a nor'easter in Maine. It's a shipwreck. Also, quit taking "souvenirs"
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The 1970's political scandals gave use Watergate Cake and Watergate Salad. What kind of dishes would you create for the Russian election tampering scandal
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(Vice)
 
 
 
#poopwatch ends as suspect gets some relief
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
Can humans survive on water vapor alone? Maybe, but if Luke doesn't have those units in the South Ridge repaired by midday, there'll be hell to pay
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Wed March 07, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Your kid brings home a cat and wants to keep it for a pet. New hotness: Your cat brings home a fish and wants to keep it as a pet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British scuba-diving virtual reality filmmaking dog photographer takes underwater pictures of diving canines at hydrotherapy center for charity. The adjective to verb ratio in this story is amazing. It's your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
We've reached peak food fusion: Oreo rice
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Salt raises your blood pressure. In other news, a healthy diet might not offset your intake, water is wet, you're still going to die
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, none of the actresses at the Oscars wanted to talk to Ryan Seacrest
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump making America even greaterer by freeing coal companies from the burden of protecting our water supply
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Sun March 04, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Will Jimmy Kimmel deliver hilarious anti-Trump barbs and make the opening monologue worth watching? Will Get Out nab a few statues? Will Warren Beatty have a sense of humor and say La La Land won again? The 90th Annual Academy Awards, 8pm ET on ABC
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Looking forward to those tiny bottles of Miller Lite when you're coasting on the frequent flier miles? I've got some sour news for you guys
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Fri March 02, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Your weekly Cape Town running out of water thread. Situation dire. Doo-dah
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Secret whale has the Dutch seeing underwater Mexican black gold. Confused? You won't be, after this episode of "Shell Soap"
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Plan on going diving this summer in Minnesota? There's someone at the bottom of the lake waiting for you
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(eBay)
 
Audio
 
Need help, but not toooo much help... if you know what I mean. 46-year old guy looking for suggestions of what equipment to buy to enjoy his collection of old vinyl. (45s and 33s) Budget is $400 all in and all I'm starting with nothing
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Thu March 01, 2018
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Only 31 percent of men and 65 percent of women wash their hands after using a public restroom, a gram of poop contains more than a trillion germs, don't let people put their thumbs in you, and other useful tips
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Stones provide their hidden moisture to trees during times of drought. They rock
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Wed February 28, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Beware the siphonophores, says purple. Wait, did I wake up in a Lewis Carroll book?
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Fark: Scientists report possible life lurking in 'Mars like environment' in the Chilean desert. Old news: Scientists are reporting strange activity on both Mars and in New Jersey. Strange activity indeed
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Scientists find evidence of alien space farts. Seriously, who's funding these guys?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Mueller is apparently investigating an old amateur watersports video
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Safe sex involves more than a woman sucking on a hose and a guy stuffing sausages
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
If you had 'less than a week' before some nutjob 'pastor' starts preaching that Billy Graham is burning in Hell, come forward to receive your wafer and holy water
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Skipping a site inspection when buying a commercial building is a poor business decision, especially if it housed a former dry cleaning business
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(Mint Press News)
 
 
 
One of world's largest aquifers is being sought by Coke and Nestle. Capetown better get used to getting their water from vending machines
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Comcast wants to buy Sky, which is all that's left after Ted Turner bought all the land and Nestle bought all the water
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
A team you don't care about upset another team you don't care about, but WATER FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Kentucky man catches 50-pound catfish. Fark: In his front yard due to floods. (pics)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
USA Skeleton team reaches out to curling team to see about combining the sports
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Today's "You're doing it wrong" is....brewing coffee
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Sat February 24, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
What childhood skill did you learn as an adult? This guy learnt to swim
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pole escapes death camp, swims to island for safety, but dies as she's recaptured and transported back to her captors
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Getting into hot water can help one stay out of hot water, medically speaking
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
There's water on the Moon. Lots of it. All over the place. We just can't get to it. Yet
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(Time)
 
 
 
McDonald's manager shoots at drive-thru customers in an attempt to film that Falling Down sequel
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Snow in Vegas? Bet on it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
SpaceX fumbles the catch of a $6M Falcon 9 nose cone fairing, using a giant catchers' mitt hung from a boat. You can't make this stuff up
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Two years ago, I promised a dear lifelong friend I'd enter a pic of her dog Darcy jumping into the water in a Fark PS contest...and never got around to it. My friend is now battling cancer, please PS Darcy to lift her spirits. DIT
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Elon Musk, Russian cargo rocket heads to space with over three tons of supplies. That's a lot of vodak. Bonus- some of the coolest still photos of a launch you will ever see
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Toddler born with same disease that afflicts Drew
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Capetown residents grateful that day zero has now been moved for the third time, this time to July 9th. At this rate they'll never run out of water
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Vast study from Romero Institute of Pharmacology concludes that antidepressants work. Future studies to prove that vaccination prevents illness, smoking is linked to lung cancer, and water is wet
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Tennessee inmate escapes jail for the sixth time. Sheriff, you had ONE job
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman gets a facial. Fark: From a birthday cake. (Probably not safe for work)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sure, woman who noticed her FaceTime partner was having a stroke is hailed as a hero, but when Submitter tried to have a stroke on FaceTime, he was reported and banned
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
6 pound Donair? Challenge accepted
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Finally, the longest debate known to man has been settled: Should you wet your toothbrush before or after applying the toothpaste?
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Surfing is hard
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Watergate prosecutor says Trump's refusal to censure Russia is an impeachable offense, and she would know about impeachable offenses
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Mon February 19, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
President's Day finds Donald finally able to golf again, Kushner in more hot water, and more twitterhea from the dotard. Holiday edition of the MSNBC Discussion thread. Join the fun starting at 8PM EST
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Do you want bears that can breathe underwater? Because this is how you get bears that can breathe underwater
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
SpaceX is the next DeBeers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Three Billboards" / Takes 5 BAFTAs / McDormashave
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How to break out of being a rookie carp angler and become a professional carp angler; use a floating Yorkshire pudding as bait
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Sun February 18, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Bradford, Keenum, Bridgewater? Vikings to consider AJ McCarron as starting QB
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"In a morbidly appropriate development that seems perfectly suited for tasteless puns, a zombie novel that George A. Romero was working on when he died last year will be ____"
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Cowabunga. This Polish crack-cow is an udderly awe-inspiring example of sticking it to da man and a role model for all of her kine
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stormy has intensified, looks like a Cat 4 and the water is getting hotter every day
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Thu February 15, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Behold the winners of Underwater Photographer of the Year 2018
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Science explains why ice is so slippery
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Wed February 14, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Falcon Heavy's core crash due to inadequate supply of blinker fluid (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue February 13, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Clearwater FL in process of becoming a big creepy "Vatican City" for strange people dressed like Jake from State Farm. Xenu pleased to see you come on vacation
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Mom accused of feeding child hydrochloric acid, chlorine in attempt to cure autism, says a Tide pod chaser will neutralize everything
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Mon February 12, 2018
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Boston Dynamics has a new pair of creepy-ass, four-legged robots. [Creepier] One of them has an arm where you expect a head to be
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Those "twelve insane benefits" of drinking lemon water? Turns out they are all insane, but no benefit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
25-year study: Anthropogenic climate change is real, and it's causing the world's oceans to rise
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If Michael Goodwin carried any more water for Trump, he'd have to register as a city utility
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Oroville crisis drives harder look at US dams, shows starring Seth MacFarlane
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Sun February 11, 2018
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in "water is wet" news, science says people with lower cognitive ability are more vulnerable to fake news
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Baked apple and salted caramel gin? Stop it, just stop it. NOW
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I bless the rains down in Africa
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Softcore porn is #1 as Fifty Shades Freed snatches $40 million, Night of the Lepus remake Peter Rabbit is #2 with $22 million. Jumanji II tumbles to #4 with $9 million, Winchester misfiring at #7 with $4.7 million as The Shape of Water treads at #9
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Fri February 09, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
It's like the Garden of Eden, except it's underwater
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Wow. We'll have enough salt to last forever
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
8 weird sports that should be in the winter Olympics. Who's up for some skijoring?
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Gaza is down to just ten days of emergency fuel. I told ya we should have put more than five bucks in
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
A woman who threw a cup of hot scalding water right at the face of her supervisor at the 595 truck stop in Davie after he accused her of stealing finds herself in, well, hot water
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Tue February 06, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Forget making it rain: man accused of flooding strip club
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Flint has a 75% drop in third-grade reading proficiency from 2013 to 2017. You could say it's dropping like a lead weight in water
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Mon February 05, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
List of items banned from Foo Fighters concert included "Unflattering photos of Ryan Seacrest," "any pencil that isn't a number two pencil," and "derogatory press clippings of Shania Twain"
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
You're filtering your stream water wrong, dumbass
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Audiences took another bungle in the jungle as Jumanji II is #1 with $11 million, The Maze Runner: Death Cure #2 with $10 million. Winchester misfires at #3 with $8.6 million, The Post stuck at #6 with $5 million, The Shape of Water floundering at #9
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Algae turning melting snow into watermelon-flavoured puddles of blood at Grinnell Glacier in Montana. Mmmmmm ...bloody watermelon snow
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Sat February 03, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes voters: He's like an ultra-liberal, patriotic version of ourselves. We love what he did with that memo. No one else had the balls to do that, outside Moscow
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
What's next for Cape Town when they run out of water?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Teddy Bridgewater may not be a free agent - injury may have tolled his rookie contract and he may be a Viking for $1.354 million next season
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists study how carbon dioxide behaves in various drinks. They even make it sound like there was a rational reason to study this, besides free drinks
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Archaeologists find pool of water in ancient church but cannot determine what it was used for
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Thu February 01, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cape Town races to avert a water shortage Day Zero. Doo-dah
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Today, we learn that 'cat-detecting search dogs' exist
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Horror congressman Steve King keeps trying to insist the Nunes memo is "deeper than Watergate." He keeps mispronouncing "derper"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
SpaceX: We are not going to land this launch's rocket and instead let it die and sink to ocean bottom in pieces. Falcon 9: Fark that, I'm going to live. No barge? I'll make a water landing. Fark: Lands in one piece. Elon Musk: Okay, we'll recover it
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Digiday)
 
 
 
Long after "1984", the same old Super Bowl advertising mistakes are still being made. Celebrity cameos don't sell product. PR fluff about giving water to needy cities doesn't sell product. "A fan made our ad" ads don't sell the farking product
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
San Juan mayor to Trump Administration: We're not all dead yet, you jackass. Give us food and water
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
16 year old female talks out of her blowhole
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
An 11-year-old girl is sewing handbags to help the hurricane victims in Puerto Rico which still 10x more than what the president has done
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady drinks a lot of water. 37 GLASSES a day, enough to kill an ordinary person
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
44 years ago today, Nixon said of the Watergate investigation in his State of the Union "enough already" and tonight Trump to call for the end of the investigation into "Russiagate"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The people of Puerto Rico salute you on the absolutely fantastic job you and FEMA have done for them. There's so much winning here, believe me
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Carl Bernstein: "Ryan and Yertle might have stopped Watergate investigation if they'd been around back then"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
To 'salt' icy roads, some states are using beet juice, molasses, cheese waste, or beer
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pool Noodle owner looks exactly as you'd expect
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump thought Nixon was framed for Watergate, wonders how come U.S. can't make money off war and other crazy nonsense from Michael Wolff book that the media missed
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
Photoshop this watery naval scene
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Sun January 28, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Prayer brings white Persian carpet
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
Boobies
 
Four biggest strip clubs on Bourbon St have their liquor licenses revoked for prostitution, lewd acts & illegal drug activity. In other news: broccoli sucks, water is wet, and Putin is a dictator
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The last of the major teen book franchises, Maze Runner: Death Cure is #1 with $23 million, knocking Jumanji II to #2 with $15.8 million. The Shape of Water treads at #8 with $5.7 million, the terrifying Paddington 2 dropping to #9 with $5.5 million
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(Wicked Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this multicolored paint drop water entry
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man catches 24 pound fish ... with his bare hands ... while on a surfboard
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
9 reasons you should never drink Fireball, including that it tastes like Big Red gum soaked in pee
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Actor Robert Dowdell has ended his voyage to the bottom of the sea in Coldwater
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Sat January 27, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Well then that's it for Diet Soda... sticking to the Real and Healthy stuff from now on
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Man asks question of interest to Farkers: "Do I have to wear pants if my neighbor can see in my windows"?
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Alt-right candidate in Wisconsin gets put in his place by none other than Larry the Cable Guy
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