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Fri August 14, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Renowned Swiss-American glacier expert and climate scientist Konrad Steffen has died after falling through the ice while performing field work in Greenland
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Paddle boarders survive 15 hours adrift by the world's newest superhero - lobster buoy
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Washing your face? You're doing it wrong
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Anthony Michael Hall caught on camera causing a ruckus. This is not a repeat from 1985
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Somebody get the seagates, there's a 'dolphin stampede' going on
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Not from the water, but the fountain itself you should avoid
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(Daily Nonpareil)
 
 
 
Because 2020 wasn't strange enough now we have Iowa alligators
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Wed August 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump administration identifies most pressing issue of 2020, vows to act switfly in regards to the *checks notes*..."regulations to increase the waterflow through showerheads in American households". Seriously? Oh for farks sake
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 2000, the Russian vessel Kursk achieved one of the two goals of a submarine by going under water
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Remember how safe pipelines are until they're not safe at all
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Remember how safe pipelines are until they're not safe at all
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Covid not stopping you from your beach trip? How about the thought of swimming in feces?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Covid not stopping you from your beach trip? How about the thought of swimming in feces?
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(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
University of Georgia posts and removes guidance for having sex during COVID-19 pandemic--hopefully so they can include the term "doggystyle" in the next draft
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Russian, nuclear, hoverplane
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
One, ONE Sesame Place employee attacked and injured by anti-mask visitor at amusement park. Ah, ah, ah
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
River otters are party poopers
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(Salon)
 
 
 
It seems Bill Barr's only regret in life is that he didn't have the chance to be a Watergate co-conspirator
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
No word on what his Fark handle was
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Roscosmos lead believes Venus belongs to Russia and eagerly awaits their cosmo-men, announces development of reusable rockets fueled by vodak and sour grapes
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
CHP performs dramatic helicopter rescue of two hikers who tripped and hurt themselves after being frightened by cow
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What could be more 2020 than reverse waterfalls?
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Man carrying sword outside of Dollar General arrested. No word if watery tarts were involved
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
This is beautiful and imaginative, but I have questions
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Sun August 09, 2020
(WTHI-TV Terre Haute)
 
 
 
Not news: CDC reports potential outbreak of legionella. FARK: CDC offices close due to presence of legionella
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Sat August 08, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California to Atwater: Our money, our rules. Go spread covid on your own dime
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Roger Waters shares some Pink Floyd deep cuts while solo distancing, reminds us why said cuts were deep
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Perhaps Trump should have built the border wall underground as agents discover 1300ft smuggling tunnel running from Arizona to Mexico that is the 'most sophisticated in US history' and is equipped with water, electricity and even a railway track
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Weeners
 
♬ Summer penis had me a blast ♪ Summer penis happened so fast ♪ Tell me more, tell me more ♬
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ever see a waterspout come ashore? Here's your chance
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
President Trump calls her a 'real beauty.' Is he taking about: A) His wife B) His daughter C) Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Anchors Awhack
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Thu August 06, 2020
(City Pages)
 
 
 
I don't care what you call it, I know what that looks like
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Does Mar-a-lago have crappy water pressure or something?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Windsor Castle opens the East Terrace Garden for the first time in 40 years. Lucky visitors may catch a glimpse of Prince Andrew pulling weeds or watering the lawn
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"If people see a robot not moving, they shouldn't do anything because we're aware of where every single robot is to the nearest inch and it may just be having a rest.....or a swim"
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
"Inca Llamas from Titicaca" is the name of my new band
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Who even does this? Nobody. If you do this, you should be ashamed of yourself
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Watermelon burgers...and I'll see myself out
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: Man bitten by shark in Florida compares it to previous attack by alligator
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Honda recalls 600,000+ vehicles because they might have had the wrong software loaded. So if your new car is showing you Goat Simulator or Annoying Goose Game instead of your speed, selected gear and oil pressure, contact the dealer
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Tue August 04, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man sets new Guinness record for most Rubik's cubes solved underwater in a single breath, then kicks back and waits for the marriage proposals to start pouring in
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're bathing wrong - if at all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The latest thing you're doing wrong: Making tea
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Governor of Japan's Osaka prefecture says gargling betadine will beat the virus. Some people will - and won't - swallow anything
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Trip to the coast leads to a lifetime of sleeping on the couch (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Core 77)
 
 
 
'Traditional Japanese noodle sluice' is the name of my Empire of the Sun tribute band
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(AIdaily)
 
 
 
Who wants to be a trillionaire?
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Cancel that, I guess it says "helf"
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Apollo Crews tries to put MVP out of the Hurt Business, Drew looks to get even with Randy, Will Asuka be out for revenge on Sasha & Bayley (is water wet?) & more Seth shenanigans incoming. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Fluoridated water criticized as "socialized medicine"
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Yikes If the beginner class requires a swim across Tampa Bay, does the advanced class involve a swim across the Atlantic Ocean?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a bunny with watermelon in its mouth
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
So that set of wooden spoons you've been using in your kitchen for years...um, when was the last time you *really* washed them?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
So that set of wooden spoons you've been using in your kitchen for years...um, when was the last time you *really* washed them?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
So if you're thinking that since it's August, it'll be a great time to take a warm swim in Lake Michigan, you're gonna have to think again
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Why we can't have nice things: boaters swarm SpaceX Dragon capsule with Doug and Bob after splashdown. Maybe they wanted to huff some of that toxic hydrazine
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Cat fishing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
One-quarter of the entire country of Bangladesh is now under water
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
News: Man collides with police vehicle. Fark: While on water skis
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
If Subby is reading this right, evolution gave humans a cellular headfake that kept malaria from destroying us - for the low, low price of making us susceptible to asthma and Alzheimer's - when it COULD'VE just made us pee tonic water
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
And in other nonsensical, random 'but hey why not' 2020 news: A Minnesota dentist has set the unofficial world record for the tallest stilts worn while water skiing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Water hazards, contract killers, strange accidents, and the space race are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 19-25 Batletoads Edition
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Prevail)
 
 
 
"The Trump Administration's push to abolish the Jones Act [where only US ships can move goods from US port to US port] is a way to open American waters to dark money and foreign interests"
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Now you can have your coke and coffee without having to roll up a dollar bill
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Playful otters in my bathtub. Playful otters on my bedroom wall. Playful otters in my socks
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Quahog boy finds the Peter Griffin of clams
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. Marines missing after floating tank activates submarine mode
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Research reveals why it's hard to get the smell out of polyester." Greatness will always stand on its own
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Dude, one cannot just swim in an aquarium in his underwear to be one with the fishes
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
We call it hentai, sir
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola to introduce an alcoholic drink called Topo Chico. Oh Eddie
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
If only there were some sort of Rocky Mountain spring water nearby
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Atlantic hurricane season says it will not disappoint the year of 2020 as conditions are ripe for lots of destruction (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
All that power-washing and scrubbing with Clorox wipes is probably as effective against COVID-19 as TSA confiscating water bottles and strip-searching your granny is against terrorists
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(Asia Times)
 
 
 
How strong is deformed Chinese concrete?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
120 protestors arrested and held even after bail was posted while being denied water or access to a restroom. Why yes it was a red state, how'd you guess?
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
2020 may be the year lithium gets added to tap water supplies. What could possibly go wrong? Who cares ;-)
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Salted PB&J ice cream pie. Choose your own dessert wine
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Salted PB&J ice cream pie. Choose your own dessert wine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Witnesses say NYC woman killed by shark just started screaming, not dancing or singing about America
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
What kind of shiat are you feeding me?
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Tue July 28, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Boy bitten by shark at beach that sees up to 10 shark bites a year
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Volunteers came to the rescue as virus raged in Kyrgyzstan, converting hotels and restaurants into facilities for patients. They found PPE, drugs, medical supplies, and food and water for medical workers and also brought much-needed vowels
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
And the Lord God spoke to Benjamin and said, "Build thee an ark. Well, more like a 'party barge.' You can use your old lawn mower engine. Oh, and put a water cannon on it 'cause that'll be super-sweet." The word of the Lord
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A newly discovered hydrogel mimics the human brain with its memorizing and forgetting ability. It also sounds a lot like the first T-1000 prototype is progressing
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Martian Mole-Men? Why not? That actually sounds pretty cool
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(NPR)
 
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The hipsters at NPR take 14 min to tell you how to level up your coffee game
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Bad to the bone
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(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
The Tesla Cybertruck Will Change Colors With Heat
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks is officially Greecy
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
"Firefighters want to remind motorists not to drive with a burning candle in your car"
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Mon July 27, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
They can use dental imprints if they find this shark
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
An... eye-opening jewelry design from Swarovski crystals (Now with Amazon reviews)
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Skynet helped uncover over 900 Chinese boats hiding in Best Korean waters, says it's "contented" with is progress on hunter-seekers for the moment
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
In these trying times, give advice...difficulty, ONLY using lyrics
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Woman loses $20K prosthetic leg while boating. Police on the lookout for a talking raccoon wielding a grappling hook
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
German cruise ship 'tests the water' during the coronavirus pandemic with short cruise to nowhere. Only tests 1200 passengers temp with simple questionnaire. This won't end well
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Cognitive tests are so hard, even gorillas ace them
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Sat July 25, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Growing a bumblebee garden. New zippiness: Growing a dragonfly garden
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
TIL Joss Whedon isn't a miracle worker and some other facts that made subby nostalgic and moist on the 25th anniversary of Waterworld
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Imagine having so much free time that this is what you decide to freak out about
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Sir, those aren't for swimming in. Or floating in. Or dying in
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
4-D printed thermite could make welding in space and combat zones easier and safer. Backyard engineer/beer drinkers are also excited as local EMS gets antsy(er)
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
They're not accidental experiments, they're learning experiences
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Rare leopard frog spotted beyond its known range in the Southwest
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Prepare your anus
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Justia)
 
 
 
If creeping authoritarianism is like boiling a frog in a pan of water, a "Selfie Coup" is like throwing one on the grill
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(Coastal Review Online)
 
 
 
The North Carolina Department of Environmental Quality to hold GenX Information Meeting on "forever" chemicals. Apparently Boomers uninterested, Millennials already have the answers
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(Coastal Review Online)
 
 
 
The North Carolina Department of Environmental Quality to hold GenX Information Meeting on "forever" chemicals. Apparently Boomers uninterested, Millennials already have the answers
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(Quinnipiac University)
 
 
 
Biden expands lead to +13 over Trump in Florida, where Gov. DeSantis is now underwater thanks to a 31 point swing since April
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mysterious 'blue hole' appears on the seabed off the coast of Florida. Kaiju attack imminent
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Ultra hydrophobic coating expealidocious
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Venice gondoliers to tourists: "go be fat somewhere else"
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Scientists confirm the Earth tends to break into cubes. Gene Ray unavailable for comment
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Tue July 21, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
You know what doesn't make a kid's water park fun? Bear spray
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Rwanda extracts methane from Lake Kivu for electricity, runs Bartertown
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The lake from the movie 'Dirty Dancing' is filling back up after being dry for 12 years. We can hoist our dance partners above our heads again - 12 year weight-gain withstanding
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Suddenly, volcano sharks
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
They say seafood is brainfood, and we are unquestionably getting less smarterer
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Mysterious 450-foot underwater sinkhole found off Florida has researchers looking for any signs of life ...maybe SpongeBob SquarePants' lost home that got sucked up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida teachers union sues Florida over emergency order that schools completely open, turn on their side, and pour all the students and teachers into shark infested waters
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tory MP: The report on Russian interference is a plot to discredit Brexit. Ah yes, much as Watergate was a plot to discredit Nixon
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Maxine Waters sees LAPD cops detaining a black man. Immediately goes into Batman Mode
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How to survive a plunge down a waterfall. Step one: make sure it's a waterfall that spills into a big open pool as opposed to large jagged rocks
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Maybe take this as a sign to stop believing in antiquated nonsense
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Sun July 19, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
In Queensland, shark jumps you
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
Pictures from inside the Bonhomme Richard. Yeah, that's a total constructive loss
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Car dealership in Austin is having a fire sale
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Sat July 18, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drowning coyote pup saved by rafter and nursed back to health. Yipyip is doing OK
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Fri July 17, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Obvious: You can add "wild surf" to the long list of things that can kill you in Australia: Scary: By eroding the land your seaside home is standing on
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
It turns out you're drinking Coors Light wrong. Yes, you
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Thick water. Not even once
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Thick water. Not even once
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Thinking an SUV is the same as an actual 4WD then hitting the mud flats with road tyres is a good way to get some exercise hiking 60kms to civilisation
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Mussolini made the trains run on time. Trump got more water in your dishwasher. A true leader
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(CNN)
 
 
 
2020's latest gift: aggressive bees closing campgrounds at Joshua Tree
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"No, that wasn't the Hudson River leaking into the Lincoln Tunnel as anxious commuters sat in their cars fearing the worst"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Manganese-eating bacteria discovered on dirty glassware filled with Pasadena tap water. Yeah, it's not on my 2020 bingo card, either
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Egypt seeks 'urgent clarification' over rising GERD water levels, as fears of water theft by Ethiopia lead farmers to say ERMAGERD
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Leave the salt packet, take the ideas for instant noodles
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Leave the salt packet, take the ideas for instant noodles
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Guy shows the 'correct' way to drain pasta (and he may have a point)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey y'all, if you are having a crawfish boil, here is how you choose the right pot for it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey y'all, if you are having a crawfish boil, here is how you choose the right pot for it
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The cast of Scott Pilgrim VS the World is reuniting for charity, presumably to raise money for those that suffered watching the film
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Kayaker: "I thought I heard a fish splash to my left." Narrator: "It wasn't a fish"
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Craft Beer & Brewing)
 
 
 
I'll see your KKK beer and raise you an open-source contribution to the Black Lives Matter movement and growing support to end police brutality and systemic racism
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Seven ways the world today is like the world of Idiocracy in 2505. One notable way it isn't: they had a president who willingly accepted he was an idiot and hired the smartest man alive to solve the toughest problems
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
'Bad gas at the Stillwater Kum & Go' is the name of my western romance novel
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Tue July 14, 2020
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
You must be well grounded to swim in this lake
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Top Republicans believe people will vote for them once they learn Joe Biden doesn't want to poison their air and waterways
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Kylie Jenner does photoshoot on sacred Navajo land. Hilarity fails to ensue
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bill Gates partners with engineering firm developing new kinds of turbines to minimize the environmental damage of hydroelectric plants and power his 5G network
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Nanotextured aluminum surface enables super-efficient distillation and these scientists want to waste the technology on drinkable water
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Nanotextured aluminum surface enables super-efficient distillation and these scientists want to waste the technology on drinkable water
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If 2020 was a crock pot dish
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(KWWL Waterloo)
 
 
 
Sewage keeps backing up in Waterloo
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Mon July 13, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth just released her own brand of gin. Fo shizzle my nizzle
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Former Watergate prosecutor Nick Akerman knows the differences between the Nixon and Trump impeachments, also why Robet Mueller's investigation never stood a chance because of what "amounted to a cover-up"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Aussie fishermen now looking for a bigger boat after great white shark attacks boat and takes chunks out of engine. Bonus: Being Aussies, one of them sticks his hand in the water with a GoPro to film it all (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
That carrier/assault ship is still burning in San Diego. The superstructure has melted and partially collapsed
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
What, exactly, are they so proud of? The fact that even their photos smell like a combination of hot dog water, laundry Mom hasn't washed yet, and too much free time?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Feeling bored with your white bread? This French Baker has the recipe for you
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(Cumberland Times-News)
 
 
 
"Honestly, at first I thought it'd be easy, I figured I would reach a hand down and grab it back out. It was hot, and I knew I had to figure something out. There was no giving up until I got the kitten out." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Sewage, heat, and climate change all being blamed for causing an "extreme" Hudson River fish die-off. Absolutely nothing about cement boots being that NYC fishes are too tough to wear rain boots because of a little polluted water
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Little man in a boat is out on a muddy pond and I think I've seen this video before
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Turns out toad fish don't like to get their groove on at waterfront music festivals either
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Flood-weary Venice begins testing their "Moses" inflatable barriers. Installation wasn't too difficult - it only took Dieci Comandamenti
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Thu July 09, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
1.5 billion people will depend on water from mountains until Nestle buys it all
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Glee actress Naya Riveria presumed drowned
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Wed July 08, 2020
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
L.A. police pursuit suspect escapes after crashing into Warner Bros. Studio gates, better have Ralph T. Guard check that water tower
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Oh my, there's a squee in the swimming pool
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
You only need two ingredients to make homemade Magic Shell. Three more if you include the bowl, spoon, and ice cream, but Farkers are a prepared bunch
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Know what else is bigger in Texas? The impending mega-droughts
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Harmless whale shark scares the crap out beach tourists who flee from it as its fin appears in shallow water. Last heard humming the 'I'm a SHAAAARK' meme song (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This stop-motion build of a Lego Millennium Falcon did not take place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
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(CNN)
 
 
 
San Francisco supervisor introduces bill to criminalize calling police because you saw a black person. You'll never guess what they're calling it
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Curiosity Mars rover's summer road trip has begun, expect copious selfies with the Red Planet's Biggest Ball of Yarn and Uncle Phobos' Mystery Face very soon
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth on pontoon boat on Fourth of July. Tag says it all
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
I epoxy-coated my garage floor and I've never been so satisfied
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Well who knew pink snow was worse than yellow snow?
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(WBOY Clarksburg)
 
 
 
West Virginia Governor Jim Justice joins the deep state conspiracy against Trump
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
They always put ATMs in the most inconvenient locations
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Welsh stowaway being fed crickets and flies is very hoppy
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Mutant man-eating crocodiles, fatbergs, covid-infested poop, and now antibiotic-resistant bacteria. It's like our sewers are becoming festering places of nightmare fuel
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Kids these days don't know the simple joys of playing street hockey outside on a summer's day and drinking lead, antimony, bromine, organotin, phthalates, and bisphenol A from the neighbor's garden hose
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Sat July 04, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Rare creature found in Florida, expected to starve
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Rare creature found in Florida, expected to starve
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego is the only major city in Southern California still open for the 4th of July. What could possibly go wrong?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Newport Beach CA streets underwater because of a high tide. 2020 strikes again Live feed
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Oliver Queen rescues three people clinging to a downed tree in a river
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
City official showers during a teleconference. Shower drowns out his phone. Because colleagues are trying to tell him the video's on, and everyone in the conference can see everything. So can journalists and civilians live-streaming the conference
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(Taiwan News)
 
 
 
China announces "No. 1 Flood" for Three Gorges Dam headwaters, and if you're into that kind of thing we'd just as soon you keep it to yourself
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you stole highly toxic rat poison from an exterminator's van in England, authorities want to warn you you'll probably die
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists are using DNA in the water to tell us how many swimmers are present. No, not hot tubs
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Add moon gardening to the list of activities as nearly as pretentious as Crossfit and practicing veganism
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Thu July 02, 2020
(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
Sucks when boaters ignore SCUBA dive flags because they'll catch more than just fish. "We had a snapper on a spear and myself on a hook"
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Mars needs people. Particularly 110 who would like to be buried in a unique place
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Beavers returned for the first time in 400 years to a UK estate to help with flood control are really getting busy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Beavers returned for the first time in 400 years to a UK estate to help with flood control are really getting busy
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Two found dead after swimming in Murderkill River. Maybe they should have gone swimming in the lesser known Lifesaver River
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Soccer commentary is full of coded racism. In other news - sky blue, water wet
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Quantum fluctuations can affect objects at human scale. Which may explain how Salvatore Quanucci was spit out of the universe like a watermelon seed and never seen again
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
$3.4 Million Lamborghini hole in the water
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rookie Arizona Cardinals WR to the arresting officer: "Look buddy, my car was in the lake when you got here. And as for your Grandma? She shouldn't have mouthed off like that"
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Tue June 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
🎵Old black water, stop erupting/Acapulco sewage don't get your stank on me🎵
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
☑ walk down a ramp. ☑ drink a glass of water. ☑ reads. Trump 2020
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just in time .... duunnn dunnn... for NYC beaches to reopen, ... duuuunnnn duun... a guest shows up to welcome swimmers ... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists say beavers are making things warmer and wetter, just not anywhere near you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists say beavers are making things warmer and wetter, just not anywhere near you
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Man falls in 177 year old abyss under his house and down into a well, making 2020 when "The Ring" comes true
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
With a spike of cases in his state, Arizona governor orders all bars, gyms, movie theaters, water parks, and tubing rentals to close for the next 30 days. Vows to find the bastard who allowed them to re-open in the middle of a pandemic
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Mon June 29, 2020
(TMZ)
 
Video
 
Winnie the Pooh rescued after going for a swim with his head stuck in a jar of honey. Oh bother
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The first rule about Murderous Swan Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule about Murderous Swan Fight Club is you do not to try to break it up (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Joe Delaney, the Kansas City Chiefs running back who died saving three children from drowning in 1983, gets honored with a statue in Chennault Park, LA
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these waterslide mouths
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(Salon)
 
 
 
I was with you with mac & cheese and queso fundido, but you lost me with the mushrooms
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(Salon)
 
 
 
I was with you with mac & cheese and queso fundido, but you lost me with the mushrooms
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Sat June 27, 2020
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Louisville Metro government: We are cutting library funding by $750k. Sheriff: Check out our sweet new boat
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(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
NASA is offering $35K if you can help put the loo on Luna
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK puppy believed stuck in rabbit hole for two weeks doesn't care, comes home for Caturday
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Fri June 26, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Duke takes a break from sucking long enough to create a viable substitute/replacement for knee cartilage. Still no excuse for Christian Laettner
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(AP News)
 
 
 
There is an abandoned oil tanker off the coast of Yemen. It holds a million barrels of oil. It is decaying and taking on water, threatening a major environmental disaster. Have a nice day
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(Politico)
 
 
 
States: Bridge, we've hit an iceberg and we're taking on water, the compartments are flooding fast, we need immediate damage control. Captain Pence: Nonsense, it only SEEMS like there's more water in the bulkhead because we're looking for it
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Mother avoids the stress of worrying about her unborn baby during these trying times by just giving birth without knowing she was pregnant
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Where would Jesus squat? The Washington Square Park fountain of course. Sadly the fountain is off so no water into wine
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
New Seattle NHL arena announces its name. That's so Northwest
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Thu June 25, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
An the great thing aboot it is that it's verra reasonably priced
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Homeless residents in San Jose getting help from A: Social workers? B: Volunteer activists? or C: Batman?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The ocean in Jupiter's moon Europa 'could be habitable.' Too bad we can't attempt a landing there
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Astros owner wants fans in the stands so he can sell overpriced watered down cold beer
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Mexican entrepreneurs invent way to fashion vegan leather from cactus, such that goods feature buttery smooth texture and flexibility. Don't question their business plan, they get kinda prickly
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rubio: You know, it might, sorta *sips water* be a good idea if *sips water* everyone wore *sips water* a mask
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
There's a stark difference between Whole Food's Starkey Springs water and their competitors. Mainly it's the extra arsenic
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
There's a stark difference between Whole Food's Starkey Springs water and their competitors. Mainly it's the extra arsenic
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(Fay Observer)
 
 
 
"HONEY...There's Gen X coming out of the sink, and it wants to hang out and play 80's music"
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(Fay Observer)
 
 
 
"HONEY...There's Gen X coming out of the sink, and it wants to hang out and play 80's music"
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(Taiwan News)
 
 
 
China's Three Gorges Dam close to becoming One Huge-Ass Gorge Non-Dam
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Tue June 23, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man critical after water rescue from lake. Well, it's not much of a rescue if that's water's natural habitat, now is it?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Like the iced tea, Arizona ethic are apparently a weak and watered-down imitation of the real thing: Scottsdale AZ city council votes AGAINST banning council members from accepting cash donations from anonymous benefactors
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
11 simple cocktails to try while quarantining, Yes it's a slide show, but it's also The Onion. Bon appetit
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
"I like tried lifting my leg up out of the water and saw, 'Oh my god it's a five foot shark attached to my leg'. The pressure was so intense. I was trying to pry its mouth open"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you are noticing a few hundred less tweets a day from Trump lately, it's because he's increasingly being preoccupied with defending his physical and mental health these days
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
When it comes to guarding watermelons, Pearl the kitty is your huckleberry
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
'Robotic soft matter' bends, rotates, and crawls when hit with light but will now be haunting your dreams when the lights go out
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
'Robotic soft matter' bends, rotates, and crawls when hit with light but will now be haunting your dreams when the lights go out
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The ins and outs of NASA's new $23mil space toilet
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"If the owner of a missing chunk of shoreline would like to reclaim it, it's presently moving about Muskegon Lake as a floating island. "
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(Berkeley)
 
 
 
New finding: diluting blood plasma rejuvenates tissue, reverses aging. Sorry, Drew, bourbon doesn't work, you have to dilute it with water
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Quebec is burning, and water bombers called in to douse fire covering 40 hectares, roughly the size of 40 international rugby fields or 4000 vats of poutine
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cooking mushrooms? You're doing it WRONG according to fine dining chef who seems like a real fun guy, advising you to boil them to perfection in pan of boiling water before adding oil
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(BBC)
 
 
 
College student sitting in a tree, T-A-P-P-I-N-G
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Fri June 19, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Here's the fastest way to chill your warm bottle beer or wine using SALT, ice and water during this scorching summer
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Here's the fastest way to chill your warm bottle beer or wine using SALT, ice and water during this scorching summer
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Watercoolers are good for business
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The 'rona was already in Italia in Dicembre
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Boreal forests aren't just the planet's lungs. They also make it rain and pass wind. Wait, what?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump has been training hard for the debates against Joe Biden. By September he may even be able to lift a glass of water with one hand
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NY style pizza is about the dough and the flour not the water. RIP California pizza guy
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Y'know, you can make stuff besides sourdough bread in your home coronavirus bakery. Have you considered mochi, udon, anko, jam, baked sweet potato, or even yogurt?
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(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
Dick pix. Kaiju edition (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Welsh pubs and clubs must get rid of 2.8 million pints of stale, out-of-date beer. Subby wonders why "just call it microbrew and send it to America" isn't on the list of solutions
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You mean I shouldn't trust those homeopathic injectables that some soccer mom on Facebook swears by?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia has accused one of its leading Arctic researchers of spying for China by giving away scientific information on underwater acoustics, Santa's garage band
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Blue whales ignore social distancing rules, throw massive party off the San Francisco coast
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'However, Lesh doesn't seem phased. After receiving numerous comments questioning his behavior, he challenged others on social media to follow his lead at Hanging Lake and even defecate in its waters.'
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this walk towards the water
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(CheshireLive)
 
 
 
The water main on Water Lane is a thing that douses by Springfield House(s)
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(CheshireLive)
 
 
 
The water main on Water Lane is a thing that douses by Springfield House(s)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Bear Grylls making a modern-day Count of Monte Cristo movie set in Afghanistan, though it's unclear how much time will be spent on said count lost in the wilderness, surviving on distilled self-water
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
China's using record low water levels to remind those millions of people in Laos, Thailand, Cambodia, and Vietnam that it's King of the Mekong
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(Earth Justice)
 
 
 
In other SCOTUS news, The Clean Water Act was upheld in a 6-3 vote. Justice Beer Bro was convinced to vote to uphold the act when someone explained that they needed clean water to make beer
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Mon June 15, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Old Shanty Cafe building destroyed in fire. Owners of the Snack Shed and the Lean-To Tearoom appraising situation
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(TheMix.net)
 
 
 
Add Amanda Nunes to the latest list of fighters in the UFC thinking retirement is next
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
One country's joke is another country's breakfast: The story of "Pork with Ham, Salt, Water, Modified Potato Starch, Sugar, and Sodium Nitrate"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Accountancy firm PricewaterhouseCoopers Bigbrother is receiving two minutes hate for tracking employees when they go to the bathroom
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump better worry about the video of him trying to drink water because the press won't protect him like they did with Roosevelt's polio or Kennedy's urinary tract infections
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
#watergait is now a thing
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Biden: He can run and drink water
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Mere days after the Blood Rainbow foretold their doom; tornadoes, golf balls sized hail and flooding ravage a Western Canadian town causing massive property damage (w/ video)
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An impact crater lake that turns bright pink is kind of spooky
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Lonely bear happy to see kids after 3-months as St. Louis Zoo reopens
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Why does Donald Trump drink a glass of water with two hands? (w/West Point video)
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
#1: all of them. #2, see #1 (repeat 108 times)
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Coming soon to your friendly Walmart or Circle K: Cheetos Flamin' Hot Pepper Puffs. Enjoy "with a splash of lime and by using chopsticks, as the universe intended"
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(The Gadgeteer)
 
 
 
Dude, it's the apocalypse. I'm just going to rinse my clothes out in the river or maybe leave them in the rain. In fact, it's the freakin' apocalypse, man - I might not even do my laundry
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Fri June 12, 2020
(CafeMom)
 
 
 
Finally a story to make the Farkettes cringe and cross their legs
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(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
A trifecta of farking stupid; fireworks in a dry pine forest, groundwater contamination, and a crowd of 7,500 people not required to wear masks
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The potential beginning of life has been simulated in a lab. "In the beginning, there was the vesicle"
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
"If deployed on just 2% of global shelf seas, this approach could capture 100% of annual human emissions." Carbon emissions, not those kind, Spunky
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Soft pretzels at home in 6 easy steps is the last thing my widening quarantine butt needs, or is it?
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Soft pretzels at home in 6 easy steps is the last thing my widening quarantine butt needs, or is it?
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Nestlé says it's looking at selling most of its North American water brands, neglects to add that most of its North American aquifers are just about bone dry
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(Dezeen)
 
 
 
Banksy suggests an appropriate replacement for one of the pro-slaver statues that was taken down by protesters
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
What can you do to about voter suppression? José Andrés of World Central Kitchen is setting up "water, food and restrooms support system{s}" in cities where long lines are expected. Which is basically every American city. Gracias, Chef Andrés
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet? Why are you drunk? Why is this green?
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Wed June 10, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Know when to hold it, know when to fold it. Know when to walk away, and know when to run
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Other fish run from bigger things. That's their instinct. But this fish doesn't run from anything. He doesn't fear
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What happens if you boil an egg too long? Randall Munroe of XKCD unpeels the answer
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What happens if you boil an egg too long? Randall Munroe of XKCD unpeels the answer
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Tue June 09, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Man saves classic RX7 from being damaged by floodwaters despite not knowing who owned the car
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
No business, no food .... No justice, no peace ... No business, no .... Hot dogs, get yer hot dogs ... Water, I got water. It's a long walk to Brooklyn and you need to stay hydrated
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Armor on a butterfly's wings protects it against heavy rain, but does nothing against Fallout, Myst, or its Descent
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Girl tries to rescue squirrel from pool, pays the fark price
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(Some Red Deer Advocate)
 
 
 
Carpe Carpe - self cloning carp seizing the day in Alberta
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
We should pay a lot more attention to Trump's terrifying "Regulatory Bill of Rights"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Angel Hernandez in hot water over call he didn't miss
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Fizzy Ice Cream? YES PLEASE
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Fizzy Ice Cream? YES PLEASE
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
America's Largest Waterpark set to re-open in June. Do snorkels count as facemasks?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
'We don't inevitably have to have a second wave,' says Dr. Fauci, adding, 'but then again, water might not inevitably be wet, either.'
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Man who jumped into abandoned well to escape dog rescued after 6 days. Unfortunately, Sting didn't get chance to write song about it
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Man who jumped into abandoned well to escape dog rescued after 6 days. Unfortunately, Sting didn't get chance to write song about it
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
No wonder the Royal Navy is just a shell of its former greatness, 'smashed' sailors need to be airlifted to safety after tide ruins their beach BBQ plans (possible nsfw content on page)
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(totes gross)
 
 
 
The toilet snorkel - a patented life-saving invention - NOT a euphemism for something equally as icky
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
How to make the perfect breakfast sandwiches
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(Some Surfer Dude)
 
 
 
Australia. Everything on that continent will kill you. And stay out of the water, too
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Sun June 07, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In other news, water is wet
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It turns out billion-year-old water tastes terrible, but not as bad as Dasani
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Sat June 06, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: how to make a semi-transparent "prism cake" with just five ingredients. Pink Floyd album sold separately
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(MSN)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: how to make a semi-transparent "prism cake" with just five ingredients. Pink Floyd album sold separately
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Everybody calm down. We only need to worry when the warm Caribbean water precipitates sharknado and they mate into a mutant species of killer super pests with really sharp teeth
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Big beautiful golden boats go on big water
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Thu June 04, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"Snot Palaces" could help human construction, scientists say, if they can crack the mucus architectural code. To be fair, being able to build a house of used Kleenex would be nothing to sneeze at
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(San Marcos Daily Record)
 
 
 
Austin Police get splashed with a few drops of water, fire into crowd, miss their target, and manage to hit innocent black protester in the head, sending him to the hospital in critical condition with brain damage, then lie about being attacked. There's video
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(Some Thirsty Guy)
 
 
 
Surely the solution to Western water woes is having all the land and water rights purchased by New York City-based hedge funds
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(Some Thirsty Guy)
 
 
 
Surely the solution to Western water woes is having all the land and water rights purchased by New York City-based hedge funds
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(WWAY 3 Wilmington)
 
 
 
Now, THAT'S a cabbage
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Wipes and masks are overwhelming our storm drains. Won't somebody think of the fatbergs and whitefish?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Milwaukee police think a plastic water bottle and water filter are a molotov cocktail
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump brings in the TSA to patrol the streets of Washington DC. Someone must have told him that the protestors had no weapons but were dangerously armed with bottles of water that were more than 3 ounces
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
It has been almost a whole week since 54,000 gallons of raw sewage spilled into the water; I'm sure it's safe for swimming by now
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Soooooo Blackwater is back? Has anyone seen Erik Prince around the WH lately?
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(Asheville Citizen-Times)
 
 
 
Police in Asheville, NC destroy a city-approved medical station during a protest, stabbing water bottles and spraying supplies so that anyone attempting to give care would be subject to chemical burns
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to freeze green beans yet keep them tasting fresh? Do this
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to freeze green beans yet keep them tasting fresh? Do this
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