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| Tue May 17, 2022 |
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A "guzzling pervazoid" says you have to be prepared for them to swell and bulge first
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China opens inconvenience store
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Everybody knows desalination requires too much electricity to be practical at small scales or solar-pow... uh, sorry, this just in, forget all that
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And so it begins: NASA orders Mars rover Perseverance to go on a "walkabout" and climb the river delta, checking for Shadows, and looking for ancient life
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How dry is out in the American West right now? To put it into perspective, the last time it was this dry, Charlemagne was crowned Emperor, algebra had just been invented, and Danish Vikings sacked London
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Pixar is working on a completely different Avatar movie
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| Sat May 14, 2022 |
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"Water Street to Close in Anticipation of Flooding." If only there had been some way to know
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You're planting wrong. Sow there
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Want your huevos basted and golden? You're gonna want to whip out some carrot juice
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Why do we even have a clock anymore?
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Molson Coors, best known for brewing "beer," branches into "milk"
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Welcome to the Blockbuster-Sony Music Entertainment, er, Tweeter, uh, Susquehanna Bank, I mean BB&T, um, Waterfront Music, wait, they've just told me Freedom Mortgage Pavilion
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| Thu May 12, 2022 |
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Elephant alerts zoo staff of drowning antelope. The elephant deserves peanuts everyday for the rest of its life
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Spacruzzi. This will not end well
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Lake fight
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Water expert explains what a dead pool is. Wade Wilson unavailable for comment
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Oil and water don't mix, especially if you're streaming yourself cooking on Twitch
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Oil and water don't mix, especially if you're streaming yourself cooking on Twitch
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Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, salad spin it, air fry it. There's ranch shrimp, mayo shrimp, 90's martini shrimp, pickled shrimp. That- that's about it
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Beyond Meat below water
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| Tue May 10, 2022 |
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Clip emerges of incoming WH Press Secretary saying Fox is racist, water is wet, Pope is Catholic. This is, apparently, a bad thing
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Some spiders can hide for 30 mins underwater. Enjoy your summer at the swimmin' hole
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Amoral attention troll just throws the entire pole right in to the water
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Common obstacles on a golf course: trees, rocks, raw sewage, sand, water,...wait, back up a couple
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If you keep refilling them, you don't have to clean them (taps head)
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What if - and hear subby out - what if Bob and Doug McKenzie were smart?
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Data suggests 40% of bitcoin investors are now underwater. Mr. Krabs, Boss Nass, and Namor urge fellow cryptobros to buy the dip
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| Mon May 09, 2022 |
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Water main unexpectedly breaks under freeway, adding to the already bleak water problems Arizona is facing
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Water main unexpectedly breaks under freeway, adding to the already bleak water problems Arizona is facing
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Putting watermelon in the fridge not only makes it taste worse, but it takes away valuable real estate from your mayo and pickles
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Cemetery flooded after heavy rain. Hundreds dead
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Cemetery flooded after heavy rain. Hundreds dead
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Here's the trailer for Avatar 2: Ava-Harder, or Avatar: The Videogame, er, or Avatar: The Way of Water. Whatever, enjoy all the giant blue smurfs you can handle
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You're grilling salmon wrong, dumbass
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Because of the drought, Great Plains farmers have to turn on irrigation pivots to pump water through the soil before planting. If they don't use soil conservation practices, fields look like something out of the 1930s Dust Bowl. No need to panic
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One in three people who drowned in Canada had a chronic health condition, at least know not to go back in the water now
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Photoshop these watering Highland cattle
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| Thu April 28, 2022 |
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Central African Republic makes Bitcoin official currency. Yes, 96% of the population has no access to it... but then again, they probably didn't have any access to the previous currency either
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Houston: We have a problem
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Hold on to your martini glass: 90s Week continues with a pasta sauce
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Hold on to your martini glass: 90s Week continues with a pasta sauce
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Wow. They'd have enough salt to last forever
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Wow. They'd have enough salt to last forever
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Urban explorer escapes a terrifying encounter with a pair of glowing eyes in an Ohio tunnel system. On the bright side, we now have proof Jawas exist
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Oh, nothing, just the water in Lake Mead falling to a new low that's completely unprecedented in history. How unprecedented? Well, one of the lake's original intake valves from 1971 is now plainly visible
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Oh, nothing, just the water in Lake Mead falling to a new low that's completely unprecedented in history. How unprecedented? Well, one of the lake's original intake valves from 1971 is now plainly visible
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"Be careful, your plate is hot"
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Welcome to Point Nemo, the remotest place on Earth. Your closest neighbors are the International Space Station's crew, Easter Island is the nearest land, and the water below is home to very few fish, a spacecraft graveyard, and eldritch god Cthulhu
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| Tue April 26, 2022 |
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Kids, go outside and play with the giant sloth
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Where dips the rocky highland of Sleuth Wood in the lake, there lies a leafy island where flapping herons wake. The drowsy water rats. There we've hid our faery vats, full of berrys and of reddest stolen cherries. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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According to TiVo survey, average U.S. pay TV customer spends $204 per month on pay TV, whether it be satellite, cable, or streaming. A quarter of respondents say they will likely cancel one or more subscription services to save money
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Meet the prepper Britons who are stocking up for hard times due to Covid and Brexit fears. Not to mention fears of the Romans, Gauls, or Normans
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Apparently the Brontes all died young because...ohhh hey, that's enough literary internet for today
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Recycling center turns into trash incinerator
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| Tue April 12, 2022 |
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White House launches huge conservation initiative to save 30% of the nation's lands and waters by 2030, just in time as we watch the world burn
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Man gets stuck in car after river overflows its bank. FD show up, but they tell him he has to walk 150 feet and climb on bumper to be rescued. Meanwhile a showoff arrives, drives past truck and then reverses back out under their own power
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♫ They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning, no-one you see, goes more rouge than he. And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of anger, attacking his trainer, under the sea
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BioNTech may have stumbled across a cure for cancer with its 5G jab
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| Mon March 28, 2022 |
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On this day in history, in 1774, the British Parliament adopted the Coercive Acts in response to the Boston Tea Party, further inflaming the American colonies with the idea that Canadians should be allowed to be Catholic
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Sheriff rescues party of 11 from sinking boat during Blue Angels performance during Tampa Bay AirFest. Talk about timing, precision
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A dead body in a pond, 10 years, a vividly descriptive grandmother, a full moon, 2 drunks, a cow stuck in mud. And now you know where Twin Peaks came from
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| Mon March 21, 2022 |
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Bob's first water aerobics session
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Fish get another delivery of new cars
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You told me you were drowning, I did go lend a hand, saw your face below the waves & I hauled your dumb ass to dry land. I was there & saw what you did, saw it with my own 2 eyes, & I'll wipe off that grin, when I do you in, my gun is a big surprise
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Water crisis with Lake Powell about to become an energon crisis. Autobots, roll out
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Russian sub catches on fire. It was actually a couple weeks ago, and the sub was decommissioned in 1994, and it's in the US, but subby got to go on this thing several times before it sank years ago
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Bricking your battery with gravity is a good thing
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In Saudi Arabia, there lies a boulder that's eerily split in two, right down the middle. How did it form?
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Do we really want to trust Skynet with telling us which exoplanets are inhabitable?
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Do we really want to trust Skynet with telling us which exoplanets are inhabitable?
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A heatwave at both the North and South Poles? Nah, I'm sure it's nothing to worry ab... why's the water rising?
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*passes a dozen unoccupied urinals to pull up right next to the one you're using* "So...what's your favorite vegetarian meal?" It's the Monday Food Discussion Thread
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| Mon March 14, 2022 |
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Deer with excellent form skips on water
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For sale: 1988 Rover 827, 1995 Citroen AX, 1994 Ford Mondeo, 1989 Citroen XM, 1988 Nissan Prairie, 1987 Vauxhall Astra, 1990 Peugeot 605, 1984 Vauxhall Carlton, 1984 Fiat Uno. Possible minor water damage
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For sale: 1988 Rover 827, 1995 Citroen AX, 1994 Ford Mondeo, 1989 Citroen XM, 1988 Nissan Prairie, 1987 Vauxhall Astra, 1990 Peugeot 605, 1984 Vauxhall Carlton, 1984 Fiat Uno. Possible minor water damage
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