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Thu August 13, 2020
(Keloland)
 
 
 
Here are a lot of charts and graphs on the incredible amount of garbage created by the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in a town of only 7,000. Soon to follow: graphs of the incredible amount of COVID spread by the rally
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(BBC)
 
 
 
China's President Xi: eat everything on your plate, there are starving kids in America
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Wed August 12, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While travelling in Scotland, it is important to know where your trowel is
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
The Most Hated Man in the UK right now isn't Nigel Farage or Boris Johnson - it's a Jamaican Chicken takeaway owner from Croydon
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Fri August 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
New Yawk approves of liquor in the ice cream...or, ice cream with like, booze...approves, I mean, getting wasted. Like, man, oh I love you man. I love New York. I love ever body. Durnk
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Cleaning up the ocean's surface is becoming a metaphor for, well, everything these days
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Cleaning up the ocean's surface is becoming a metaphor for, well, everything these days
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Trump campaign has purchased media in the DC market. Why would they waste money airing Trump TV spots in an overwhelmingly democratic city? Well, to make the president feel better, that's why
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Tue July 28, 2020
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
If you think you've been drinking too much during the pandemic you may be right. Online sales of alcohol are up 307%
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Maruchan Gold Soy Sauce Instant Ramen, reviewed. Because in these trying times, no consumer wants to waste $1.50 on inedible fancy-pants gourmet ramen when standard noodles go for 25 cents
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Pizza maker (Dominos) says "Pizza boxes are technically recyclable." Which is, of course, best correct in that Dominos also claims it's the best pizza
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
If you actually had one of these sex holodecks there's no way you'd waste your time building the rest of the starship (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu July 16, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Team Trump wastes its time trying to make Trump feel better about things
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Nanotextured aluminum surface enables super-efficient distillation and these scientists want to waste the technology on drinkable water
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
During the six wasted weeks, . . . schools were chaotically reopened and then, as infections soared, re-shuttered. . . The public was instructed to wear masks-but no system of enforcement was put into place
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Sat July 11, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Feeling bored with your white bread? This French Baker has the recipe for you
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
As beer gardens re-open in Scotland, let's have a little look at the idyllic setting of the The Post Apocalyptic Wasteland Arms
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Monday Note)
 
 
 
French author: "Your next car will be electric," citing all sorts of mandates, technology, and infrastructure, none of which are applicable to a coronavirus-wrecked 'Murican wasteland
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
There's GOOOOLD in them thar fills
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
OB-GYN performs ultrasound exam: "Either I'm still totally wasted from last night's party or you're having two uteruses"
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Daily Post (UK))
 
 
 
Just leave it there for 5,000 years. Maybe stonehenge is just litter from a Druid party they didn't feel like cleaning up
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Atlantic dispenses invaluable wisdom that is wasted on Farkers
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Yes, Barr deserves to be impeached, but according to Jerry Nadler it would be "a waste of time"
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Never waste a crisis: Anti-solar group submits regulation to cripple roof top solar industry so it can be reviewed while everyone is panicked about Covid
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Valley Central)
 
 
 
All those nasty masks and gloves littering the streets are clogging drainage systems during hurricane season
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Soon, there will be an opportunity to crap where no man or woman has crapped before
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
This plan to turn food waste, garden cuttings, garbage, even human poop into "biocoal" may be a diamond in the rough
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Dictionary.com)
 
 
 
Of buttshafts, coversluts, fuksheets, and other words that might get filterpwned but aren't actually dirty
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
And the hits keep coming: A glass shortage could be a huge problem for distributing a COVID-19 vaccine
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(Express & Star)
 
 
 
Man returns woman's belongings
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(Express & Star)
 
 
 
Man returns woman's belongings
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Human waste could help combat global food insecurity. It's the circle of life
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Tue June 02, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Crowds at the UK's famous beach, the Jurassic Coast, 'showed shocking disregard for area.' Where do they think they are, America?
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Sun May 31, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
In case you didn't have enough to feel guilty about, you should also try to lower the carbon footprints of all the cocktails you enjoy
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Good year for our rivers and oceans? Not a blowout, but pretty darn flat
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump has wasted $20 million on lawyers to carry out and execute his political and personal vendettas
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Today's time-waster: Celebrities photoshopped side-by-side with their younger selves. Dolly Parton hasn't changed one bit
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
President Morbidly Obese calls his successor a waste of time. Just because she'll be alive to take my job doesn't mean she knows what's she's doing
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Mon May 18, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Never letting a perfectly good crisis go to waste, many state and local governments are now using the pandemic as an excuse to shield public records
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well now we know why Trump fired the State Department inspector general and why Pompeo decided not to run for Senate: it was going to come out that Pompeo was using State department employees to walk his dog, and everyone knows Trump hates dogs
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Fri May 15, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Laid-off workers seeking new post-pandemic careers, possibly as scavengers, wasteland raiders, that guy with the flamethower guitar on the truck, or god forbid, even worse: Salesforce administrators
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kidney injury found in 1/3 of hospitalized virus patients. It's getting to the point where it's easier and faster to say what it doesn't affect. Apropos of nothing, how are your earlobes doing?
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Taco Bell shut now for hours after employees could not tell the difference between the food and the bottle of bodily waste Georgia Woman tossed into the drive-thru window
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Mon May 11, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Let's reopen state parks but leave restrooms closed. What could possibly go wrong?
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Sun May 10, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Florida's reopening resulted in 13,000 pounds of trash left on Cocoa Beach. Jeannie and Major Nelson are outraged
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
U.S. pushing forward with building a live-action Fallout theme park
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Wacky Japanese food, video games, and an excessive amount of pop culture are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 19-25: Martha Stewart Edition
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Amidst all the dead, suffering, waste left in the plague's wake, BlackRock's Fink lays out the number one fear for corporate America in the months ahead: a tax hike
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends: The virus is no worse than the flu and social distancing and masks are a liberal plot to waste your time and hurt Trump. Also Fox & Friends: *8-way split-screen because everyone is taping from their virus bunker*
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You know that whole 'Military spending is a total waste' thing? Might want to rethink that
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(Politico)
 
 
 
CDC tracking Covid-19 through human waste in efforts to be ready for when the shiat hits the fan
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge tells Klayman and Arpaio to stop wasting the courts time but refuses to sanction them, meaning they will continue to waste the court's time by changing the date on suit and refiling it
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Ancient proverb: Suspicion falls on man who wipes butt yet toilet paper remains clean
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Garbage trucks are catching on fire more often as people spend the lockdown cleaning up and throwing out hazardous materials
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Mon April 27, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ten minutes of nothing but water towers being felled seems like a perfectly acceptable time-waster today
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If we are to avoid food shortages there's no time to waste - get fat now
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Thu April 23, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Prepare yourself for the great pork shortage. Our magical 'vegetables transformed-to-bacon' animal is being wasted
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Wed April 22, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Prince Phillip issues a rare statement where he doesn't insult anyone or use a single racial epithet
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Someone had to actually wash their own hair for the firs time in 30 years because the hair places are all closed. What stupid weekly thing did you waste money on that suddenly you cant do anymore?
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Cracked)
 
 
 
10 TV sub-plots that were complete and total waste of time. Subby agrees with #2, if Russell had been the main character on True Blood, it would have been watchable
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Weird Animal Butts That Are Sure To Distract You From COVID-19 Crisis
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley profits drop 32%. Now, now, please don't waste a mask drying those tears
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