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Fri September 30, 2022
		♫Don't go dyeing waterfalls / Please stick to the gender reveals that you're used to / I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all / But I think you're moving too fast♫ source: msn.com \| share:	38
		Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs cereal is no longer going to be "part of a healthy breakfast" source: arstechnica.com \| share:	28

Thu September 29, 2022
		The number of Russians fleeing the draft is bigger than the invasion force source: businessinsider.com \| share:	67

Wed September 28, 2022
		Mr. Plante has climbed his stairway to heaven source: msn.com \| share:	13
		Ted Cruz is the only "no" vote on coup prevention source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	62

Tue September 27, 2022
		Kevin McCarthy launched a secret reported effort to deny Madison Cawthorn a second term while the former representative was bogged down in scandal. Still, as Norm Macdonald once said, "This might strike some people as harsh, but" source: mediaite.com \| share:	57
		Larry Summers on the state of the world economy: "Basically all the worst parts of the bible" source: cnbc.com \| share:	66

Mon September 26, 2022
		Morbidly obese former guy says Ron DeSantis is fat. And whiny. And a phony. Nothing about DeSantis projecting often source: msn.com \| share:	120
		Railroad companies refuse to give employees paid sick days so the strike is back on source: motherjones.com \| share:	131

Sun September 25, 2022
		Hurricane Fiona pales in comparison to Cheeto/DeSatan storm brewing in Florida. Soooo many tags to choose from source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	58

Sat September 24, 2022
		John Kelly secretly bought a book by 27 mental health professionals warning Trump was psychologically unfit, and used it as a manual to run the White House source: theguardian.com \| share:	66
		Guy who donated to Trump is sad, because with Trump's legal woes turning off swing voters some Republicans may be tempted to criticize Trump leading Trump to retaliate and costing Republicans votes from Trump's base. So sad source: thehill.com \| share:	52
		The latest GQP talking point? Teaching kids respect is Marxist source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	147

Fri September 23, 2022
		Hey South Korean President Yoon Seok-yeol, if you're going to call the US Congress 'idiots', make sure you're not near a hot mic source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	58
		Insurrectionist underwear model is the name of my Wham cover band source: motherjones.com \| share:	43
		Trump's legal woes will continue until morale improves source: jezebel.com \| share:	27

Thu September 22, 2022
		Queen Elizabeth's coffin was lined with lead because: a) the royal embalmers' fluid is radioactive, b) as a posthumous practical joke to make the pallbearers drop it, or c) because English monarchs' corpses tend to explode? source: euroweeklynews.com \| share:	76

Tue September 20, 2022
		If your call to Raffensperger was so perfect, then why didn't you win? source: thehill.com \| share:	57

Sun September 18, 2022
		Seriously. 🙄 source: vanityfair.com \| share:	186
		There's stupid. There's really stupid. And then there's the guy who says nobody fact checks Joe Biden source: thehill.com \| share:	92
		CNN explains why deleting something from the internet is "almost impossible." Because you were only behind 6 proxies instead of 7? source: cnn.com \| share:	73
		Confirming what we already know, Matt Gaetz asked Trump for a pardon for sex trafficking source: thehill.com \| share:	173

Sat September 17, 2022
		You're not gonna believe this, but the Trumpists lied to the National Archives about the contents of the boxes of stolen TS/SCI information. Can you say "mens rea"? source: cnn.com \| share:	108
(Some Guy)		News: Some police departments are finally being forced to reexamine their tactics. Fark: Because insurers are no longer willing to pay the huge settlements to the families of victims of excessive use of force source: thecrimereport.org \| share:	107

Fri September 16, 2022
		Oath Keeper walkie-talkie audio shows the terror group wanted to kill democrats source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	112
		Ron DeSantis, immigrant kidnapper source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	301

Thu September 15, 2022
		Normally a college thesis wouldn't be fair game for an attack ad. but, when it's a warning about "a politically correct leader driven by deviant sexual behavior who would take over America and kill millions" and you wrote it when you were 37? Game on source: thehill.com \| share:	46
(Some Guy)		Doctors concerned over the latest TikTok trend where people who flunked out of podiatry school practice Baby Origami source: buzz.ie \| share:	35

Wed September 14, 2022
		So, Trump apparently wanted to give control of the West Bank to Jordan source: businessinsider.com \| share:	131

Tue September 13, 2022
		A doctor more kooked-up than Dr. Oz thinks the Dems pressured the FDA to delay the COVID vaccine to hurt Trump source: nypost.com \| share:	97

Mon September 12, 2022
		15,000 Minnesota nurses launch strike to "put patients before profits" source: commondreams.org \| share:	79
		Sen. Bat Boy: "I am not blowing GOP donor cash on my own run for President." Also Bat Boy: "Hello Iowa. Can you see me on this lovely pick 'em up truck. Remember to vote for me" source: mediaite.com \| share:	66
		Been away on holiday and are just hearing about Special Masters? Here's a recap of where we're at in bizarro court arguing over who get to keep seized stolen government records. Surely kindly farkers will sagely and calmly answer user questions source: cnn.com \| share:	108
		"Knock knock." Bush Press Secretary Ari Fleischer: "Who's there?" "9/11." Flescher: "9/11 who?" "YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET." Fleischer: "That was before I was hired by the Saudi LIV Golf Tour" source: mediaite.com \| share:	33

Sun September 11, 2022
		Exxon Valdez captain Joseph Hazelwood runs aground at 75 source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	47

Sat September 10, 2022
		California had a massive, recordbreaking heatwave in September. Wait, did I say California? I meant Greenland source: earthobservatory.nasa.gov \| share:	13

Fri September 09, 2022
		GOP Senate candidates complain their rivals have all the money source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	59
		The SEC: Most cryptocurrencies are operating illegally. I am the dollar's complete lack of surprise source: qz.com \| share:	21
		Hey Clarence, tell us again how your wife's opinions are her own and they have no influence on your SCOTUS decisions. I could use the laugh source: theguardian.com \| share:	56
		You should never argue with a crazy man source: mediaite.com \| share:	64
		Marco Rubio is the Salacious B. Crumb to Trump's Jabba the Hutt source: motherjones.com \| share:	34

Thu September 08, 2022
		If a star explodes in Christendom, does it make a mark? source: livescience.com \| share:	16
(Some Guy)		One year ago, Greg Abbott signed a bill allowing open carry of firearms without a permit. Let's see how this past year has gon... oh shiat source: reformaustin.org \| share:	102
		NPR got a hold of the novelization of the film "2000 Mules" and if you guessed the reason for the full recall was "We don't wanna get sued into oblivion for publishing this bullsh*t", step up and claim your prize source: npr.org \| share:	68
		Hush, hush, keep it down now, it's Aimee's birthday source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	60
		"That country's adversary -- they would give their left and right arms to find out nuclear capabilities." Appendages? No, $2 billion will suffice source: businessinsider.com \| share:	110
		GQP playing Calvinball with Documentgate source: cnn.com \| share:	60

Wed September 07, 2022
		Employees are kindly directed to notice that the bread will be buttered on one side only source: mediamatters.org \| share:	47
		The Guardian, forgetting which timeline we live in, notices that more lenient rules are applied to the guy who keeps shooting people on 5th Avenue source: theguardian.com \| share:	43
		Elizabeth Holmes: "Your honor, I've been talking with my dear friend Witness and we've concluded I get a new trial, 'mkay? source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	92
		"Barr's latest anti-Trump broadside raises political stakes" What stakes you ask? Nothing. He's just a guy with an opinion on TV, what he says or does no longer matters. Barr is a waste of space and air -- a bloated bag of Iran Contra coverups source: cnn.com \| share:	42
		Rep. Ilhan Omar insults the good name of weasels everywhere source: yahoo.com \| share:	108
		Steve Bannon: "Diplomatic immunity" State of New York: "It's just been revoked" source: mediaite.com \| share:	53

Tue September 06, 2022
		Toomey comes out from under a rock to help Oz attack Fetterman source: cnn.com \| share:	60
		Why yes, a social club is a completely reasonable place to store documents on a foreign powers' nuclear capabilities source: independent.co.uk \| share:	204
		I can't imagine how Politico could be any more of a rag than it already is. . . . and I stand corrected source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	64
		Begun, the hoarding and cheating on Dijon mustard has as the French grapple with nationwide shortage source: france24.com \| share:	13

Mon September 05, 2022
		Raskin to Ginni Thomas: "How 'bout we drag some of that batshiat evil you like to wave around into daylight where the J6 Committee can get a good look at it?" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	98
		You know you've made some terrible moves in your newsroom if Trump thinks you are moving in the right direction and wants to help you source: yahoo.com \| share:	48
		California to roll out Uber subsidy source: jalopnik.com \| share:	163
		What the fark is wrong with rich people? source: theguardian.com \| share:	192

Sat September 03, 2022
		Today's Slatesplanation: What the founding fathers would say about Trump's pardoning Jan. 6 terrorists. Stay tuned for follow-ups on what the founding fathers would say about Rings of Power, pineapple on pizza, crypto, and NOFX's retirement source: slate.com \| share:	68
		Man shows you can dupe investors out of millions in medical-device fraud without being a young blond woman source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	38
		Meadows rat notices rising water source: cnn.com \| share:	70

Fri September 02, 2022
		You know how we always joked that Trump was an illiterate moron who could only understand picture books? Well, we were mostly right. Except for any damaging national intelligence files on his enemies source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	71
		Maybe President Biden didn't think his trashing of Trump plan all the way through, it seems he's pulled an eager Trump onto center stage for 2022 source: politico.com \| share:	107
		TFG Lawyer Alina Habba admits that he "frequently had guests" in the office where the top secret documents were found. Do all of his lawyers suffer from foot-in-mouth disease? source: businessinsider.com \| share:	87
		Guess what Truth Social's biggest problem is? source: time.com \| share:	95

Thu September 01, 2022
		Poland demands $1.3 trillion in reparations from Germany. I guess that's their pierogitive source: yahoo.com \| share:	91
		Enormous fireball falls over New York, amazing hundreds of stargazers, even those who don't like cinnamon flavor source: livescience.com \| share:	7
		Miatch McConnell and Peter Thiel are fighting over super-candidate Blake Masters. "You fund him. " ... "No, you fund him" source: mediaite.com \| share:	35

Wed August 31, 2022
		Republican candidate in VA trying to flip a House seat removes all references to Trump from her Twitter bio. The Washington Post publicizes this and she decides her best course of action is to publicize it more source: twitter.com \| share:	104
		Japan is changing laws requiring floppy disks. Somehow this is porn-related, floppy or not. Floppy source: theregister.com \| share:	6

Tue August 30, 2022
		Excuse me. I've been living under a rock for the last 6 years or so. Can anyone explain to me why it seems like Republican candidates have suddenly become a bunch of Confederacy-supporting racists and Nazis? Sure, a Slatesplanation will do source: slate.com \| share:	99
		Voters looking to abort the GOP source: motherjones.com \| share:	81
		Day 188 of WW3: US and EU officials say Ukraine has successfully used resistance warfare method developed by US special operations forces to fight back against Russia and bog down its military. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion source: cnn.com \| share:	482

Mon August 29, 2022
		The National Archives and the Department of Justice gave too much deference to Trump, for far too long source: msnbc.com \| share:	66

Fri August 26, 2022
		Does Shaquille O'Neal really believe the Earth is flat? Probably not. Okay maybe he does source: gawker.com \| share:	52

Wed August 24, 2022
		Five days ago: Former insiders give Amazon Care health initiative a serious razzing on Washington Post. Today: Amazon Care pays a house call to Google Graveyard source: cnbc.com \| share:	3
		There's an immense black spot on the sun today. It's not the same old thing as yesterday source: livescience.com \| share:	14
		Newsflash: hybrid sucks source: fortune.com \| share:	38
		J6 Committee thinks that something is rotten in the state of Denmark, and it's Roger Stone source: politico.com \| share:	32

Tue August 23, 2022
		Apparently in Weasel World, "please stop killing us" and "let's murder Congress" both weigh the same as a duck source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	75
		Remember when The Fanta Menace spent $10,000 of charity money to buy a portrait of himself? It's like that, but 65 times worse source: politico.com \| share:	119

Mon August 22, 2022
		This year's "Thousand year flood" brought to you by Dallas, TX source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	98
		Russian officials agree to open Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant to UN inspectors, preferably not with explosives source: foxnews.com \| share:	23

Sun August 21, 2022
		Deadliest catch dead source: yahoo.com \| share:	60

Fri August 19, 2022
		Sometimes it is hard to improve on the original headline. This is one of those times. "This Timeline of Trumpworld Excuses Proves Mar-a-Lago Raid Week Was Even Stupider Than You Remember" Tag is for the editor who picked the headline source: esquire.com \| share:	51
		Hey what ever happened to the thousands of migrants Gov. Greg Abbott bussed in from Texas to Washington DC? source: motherjones.com \| share:	87
		Mitch McConnell shell-shocked source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	77
		Both sides are bad Pennsylvania, now if you'll excuse me I need to find a band-aid because I just cut myself on my super-edgy hot take source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	103
		Christian school promises parents it will expell all LGBTQ students because Jesus source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	140
		Who aren't the trumpistas attacking? source: cnn.com \| share:	58
		Cheney Effect hits Kemp source: salon.com \| share:	59

Thu August 18, 2022
		Hey Trumpy, be careful what you wish for. The DOJ says Oh no, don't release unredacted affidavits. So, Trump demands it. Sounds like a trap to me source: theguardian.com \| share:	50

Wed August 17, 2022
		Wrong Johnson (R-Russia) 'not overly concerned' about top secret information being leaked from classified documents found at Mar-a-Lago. "I know TFG would only sell those secrets to a good buyer" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	46
		Saudi dental hygienist and mother of two living abroad returns home and gets 3 years in prison for using Twitter and supporting dissidents. Oh Fark: wait, make that 34 years source: theguardian.com \| share:	55

Tue August 16, 2022
		Some people just don't appreciate music when it's played by John Hinckley Jr. Perhaps there is an ultra-tiny violin we can find to comfort him source: stripes.com \| share:	21
		More like "2000 Fools", amirite? source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	67
		Social Security Administration says the most-changed names are Issac and Chole. If you're not sure why, you should reread the headline source: fox59.com \| share:	94
		Trump's attorneys hired a firm to breach voting systems and steal data source: gizmodo.com \| share:	76
		Old and busted: In my administration, I'm going to enforce all laws concerning the protection of classified information. No one will be above the law. New hotness: No one will be above the law except for ME source: ca.news.yahoo.com \| share:	57

Mon August 15, 2022
		*insert Kenan popcorn gif source: cnn.com \| share:	79
		♫ Secrets in the ladies room ♪ Documents in open view... ♫ source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	82

Sun August 14, 2022
		To differentiate themselves further from Democrats, who they call the "The Party of Division," Republicans announce their newest allegiance sect: TINOs source: yahoo.com \| share:	128

Sat August 13, 2022
		Next on the "I didn't do it" carousel: He was just careless and unprepared to move out. Aides packed up everything, so he had no clue what was in the boxes. It was the aides' fault source: nbcnews.com \| share:	155

Fri August 12, 2022
		Spam is OK when it's fundraising emails for political parties source: arstechnica.com \| share:	17
		Hawley is trying to run away from investigation into the Secret Service's missing Jan. 6 texts. Wow, look at that lil' fella haul ass source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	38
		Everyone wants to visit Ukraine for political reasons source: thehill.com \| share:	24
		Drug prices could boost democrats during midterms source: axios.com \| share:	29
		Republican never expected to have their bubble burst in such a hurry. It was almost unfair source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	92
		Guess where you won't get to use Medicare for gender-affirming care source: axios.com \| share:	54
		Will the warrant be unsealed or will Trump suddenly claim the search warrant on his home is under audit and he can't release it until infrastructure week? Barring any surprises, the great warrant unsealing expected to commence at the 3 p.m. ET hour source: aljazeera.com \| share:	271
		Republicans are clueless, also have no idea how to respond to the latest reporting on the Mar-a-Lago raid source: motherjones.com \| share:	114

Thu August 11, 2022
		It's pronounced nu-cle-ar source: independent.co.uk \| share:	594
		The Bulwark apparently hasn't listened to AM radio for the last 30 years source: thebulwark.com \| share:	73

Wed August 10, 2022
		Meanwhile in Pennsylvania, it's raining subpoenas source: pennlive.com \| share:	83
		It's like Willie Wonka's chocolate factory, but with sepsis source: msnbc.com \| share:	21
(Some Guy)		The iluminati has updated their plot from gay frogs to elderly lizards. No word on when we get erectile dysfunction ducks or male-pattern baldness walruses source: buzz.ie \| share:	4
		Lachlan Murdoch hates Trump but loves money source: cnn.com \| share:	31
		Hey, remember all those stories about how Fox News was turning on Trump? Yeah, their coverage of the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago should pretty much show that's not happening source: mediamatters.org \| share:	41
		Kevin McCarthy said that if the FBI wanted the classified documents back, they should have simply asked Trump to hand them over source: wral.com \| share:	80
		Putin has deployed Steven Seagal to Ukraine. They better hope he really is Hard to Kill, as he may very well be Marked for Death source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	132

Mon August 08, 2022
		Gentlemen, prepare to unzip your pants source: nbcnews.com \| share:	2370

Sun August 07, 2022
		For some reason, doctors are reluctant to work in red states source: yahoo.com \| share:	224

Thu August 04, 2022
		Instagram hits another nadir source: vox.com \| share:	9

Wed August 03, 2022
		Today's Salonsplanation: Ain't nothin' gonna happen source: salon.com \| share:	95
		GOP hates parents, children source: salon.com \| share:	85
(Kansas Reflector)		"Because lying is allowed in election advertisements, and unsolicited text messages about ballot questions don't require senders to reveal their identity" source: kansasreflector.com \| share:	53

Tue August 02, 2022
		Opiate Oligarchs: America's Cartel source: npr.org \| share:	7
		Pelosi lands in Taiwan: The war of 'serious consequences' will now begin with the Chinese, hopefully the implements will be harshly worded letters source: cnn.com \| share:	306
		DHS IG busted covering up the Secret Service coup complicity is very unhappy that you noticed source: politico.com \| share:	53

Mon August 01, 2022
		Former Secret Service agent on its handling of Jan. 6: "The whole thing stinks" source: esquire.com \| share:	31
		Are you a pregnant incub-- er, woman in America? You might want to consider paying cash for farking everything, like NOW source: gizmodo.com \| share:	79
		Everything TFG touches, dies, Golf edition: LIV tournament hosted at his own course couldn't attract hardly any in-person or TV viewers. How bad was it? StubHub was liquidating $75 tickets for $1, and still couldn't get rid of them source: mediaite.com \| share:	112
		Giggity source: rollingstone.com \| share:	78

Fri July 29, 2022
		Mike Cernovich: Sure, I was a fascist and rape apologist, but I took some ayahuasca and I'm all better now source: mediamatters.org \| share:	52
		The Jan 6 text deletion debacle was more widespread than previously reported. This was a massive cover-up source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	113

Thu July 28, 2022
		That we need to publish a fact check on this tells you all you need to know source: usatoday.com \| share:	29
		RNC reaches the third stage of grift- I mean grief source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	48

Wed July 27, 2022
		Florida Power and Light bought a news outlet to publish propaganda and harass opponents source: palmbeachpost.com \| share:	39
		Mastriano wanted to be fake elector but was smart enough to know it was fake source: triblive.com \| share:	23
		The real Doogie Howser is female, black, and from... Alabama source: theroot.com \| share:	31

Tue July 26, 2022
(Paul at LGM)		Opinion: Alito leaked the Dobbs draft to dock block Roberts from flipping Kavanaugh source: lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com \| share:	65
		Pennachio. Caught sayof Tony Dow is still hospicing " Is He dead or not. Spouse Says yes source: deadline.com \| share:	40

Mon July 25, 2022
		Were it not for the f*cks and penis jokes, this could easily weasel its way into public school curricula. Come check out one of the things Obama has been doing in retirement source: en.m.wikipedia.org \| share:	19

Sun July 24, 2022
		Well, he's never been held accountable, his supprters remain an existential threat to democracy, and he continues to enjoy the status of Most Popular Republican. Exactly when did you think the stench of this colossal asshat would even begin to clear? source: npr.org \| share:	98

Fri July 22, 2022
		I'm a normal human being, and I woke up to a million insults source: theguardian.com \| share:	30
		In its effort to be more forthright and transparent about illegally deleting text messages, the Secret Service has lawyered up source: washingtonexaminer.com \| share:	82

Thu July 21, 2022
		Even the media wing of the Democratic Party is catching on that Biden is unpopular source: vox.com \| share:	376

Tue July 19, 2022
		Cause #532465 of the downfall of the Republic: rule by fiat as no laws can actually get passed source: cnn.com \| share:	73
		"Running cover," "reporting failure," no "shred of credibility," "fake Russia Russia Russia collusion hoax," "disinformation," "false, liberal political propaganda" .... BINGO source: thehill.com \| share:	78

Mon July 18, 2022
		You might not have even known that Trump was fighting this particular battle with the Pulitzer Prize board, but even if you didn't know, you're probably not surprised to find out that he lost it source: thehill.com \| share:	80
		If you had "three weeks" as the answer to "How long until the post-Roe U.S. will look like a Gileadean dystopia?" step forward and claim your prize source: jezebel.com \| share:	239
		Pro-life means two dead? source: independent.co.uk \| share:	462

Sun July 17, 2022
		Google Play store has switched to "the honor system" when it comes to app permissions, letting developers tell THEM what things their apps access and just assume they're telling the truth. What could possibly go wrong? source: theverge.com \| share:	26
		RoboCop turns 35 today. I'd still buy that for a dollar source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	87

Fri July 15, 2022
		Yellen has plan to bust a cap on Putin source: voanews.com \| share:	27
		Trump announcing a 2024 run could help Democrats in the midterms source: politico.com \| share:	54
		The oldest, brightest black holes in the universe were formed courtesy of Taco Tuesdays source: space.com \| share:	8
		Q: Who gets to be a church in the United States? A: Any hate-based group who wants to hide their money, apparently source: slate.com \| share:	52
		Joe Manchin: "Fark the planet" source: cbsnews.com \| share:	269

Thu July 14, 2022
		We now know the full story about how Jeffrey Epstein got his money and power. Les Wexner, of Victoria's Secret fame, paid him because he was a dork and wanted to be cool source: nypost.com \| share:	37
		Progressive Eeyores are doing Republicans' work for them source: cnn.com \| share:	819

Wed July 13, 2022
		Matt Gaetz has an epiphany and doesn't even realize it source: hillreporter.com \| share:	110
		List of the "absolute best uses for banana peels' leaves out 'absolute best use for banana peels' source: tastingtable.com \| share:	29

Tue July 12, 2022
		Stellar remnants of primordial blue cheese source: livescience.com \| share:	1
		How dare Biden not take responsibility for things that happened when he wasn't President? source: mediaite.com \| share:	78
		Fox News guest who complained that the Jefferson estate has "gone woke" for mentioning his slave ownership is a racist newsletter writer and founding member of the League of the South source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	148

Mon July 11, 2022
		"Bruce Allen and Dan Snyder together were the 'Hardy Boys' of the NFL, bumbling through one misadventure after another." Perhaps if the Hardy Boys were sexist, racist, and never solved anything source: washingtontimes.com \| share:	10
		Paul Ryan was upset about January 6th attack, in typical Conservative fashion it is because he had a personal connection to some of the victims source: thehill.com \| share:	57

Sat July 09, 2022
		NOT NEWS: Jury duty summons. NEWS: wrong person shows up. FARK: No one notices until after the trial source: nbcnews.com \| share:	189
(Missouri Independent)		Loser Missouri Attorney General loses lawsuit blaming China for COVID-19 as federal judge notes that the losing loser lost sight of the fact that a state can't sue a foreign country. Loser source: missouriindependent.com \| share:	48
		It seems the confidence of Trump successfully overthrowing the government was such that Roger Stone is the next idiot being followed by a film crew to record it for history source: yahoo.com \| share:	32

Fri July 08, 2022
		US Army trying to recoup $38K worth of rubles from Mikhail Flynn source: cnn.com \| share:	23
		Satellites spot construction of Russian anti-satellite laser fac source: space.com \| share:	24
		Starting July 16, the Suicide Prevention Hotline in the US gets a new number, 988, easier to remember than 1-800-273-8255, and far easier to remember than the proposed 0118-999-881-999-119-7253 source: lifehacker.com \| share:	46
		TikTok facing lawsuits after seven children win the David Carradine challenge source: theverge.com \| share:	39
		WILL Elon Musk actually commit to buying Twitter or not? WILL Twitter execs sue him if he won't? WHY does this need dramatic flourishes? SUBBY doesn't know source: cnet.com \| share:	37

Thu July 07, 2022
		U.S. Secret Service Director, perhaps sensing trouble over January 6 shenanigans, steps down to spend more time with - OH, SNAP source: politico.com \| share:	24
		More and more Americans are returning to the office, but they've forgotten how to dress themselves. Article implies they knew before source: npr.org \| share:	145
		Sri Lankan economy has completely collapsed as they run out of fuel and food. This is when things start to get... not so very nice source: cbsnews.com \| share:	62

Wed July 06, 2022
		Apparently Donald Trump is trying to jump into the 2024 presidential race ASAP because he thinks he can deflect any criminal charges by claiming that prosecutors are just politically motivated source: vanityfair.com \| share:	115
		Welfare queen red states laundering unspent federal covid aid dollars into state tax cuts source: salon.com \| share:	48

Tue July 05, 2022
		Amber Heard's lawyers request that judge throw out verdict against her on account of $15 million is a whole lot of money and she'd rather not pay it source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	27

Fri July 01, 2022
		Arizona Senate President Karen Fann is going to be going through some things. Where are your Cyber Ninjas now? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	42
		Arkansas lawmaker proposes legislation preventing pregnant women from crossing state lines if there is a possibility it may be to obtain reproductive care that includes abortion source: thv11.com \| share:	232

Thu June 30, 2022
		Hells Angels founder dies, somehow peacefully source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	90
		Afghan Taliban hold their 1st major clerical meetup since takeover. Activities scheduled include salsa dancing, hiking, travel, craft beers, and knitting source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	23
		Not only are young women clogging operating suites to get their tubes tied, young men are rushing to get vasectomies. Heck, the Final Four isn't happening for another 9 months source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	135

Wed June 29, 2022
		Remember that we only got Cassidy Hutchinson's hearing after she broke the omerta by switching attorneys from Trump's own ETHICS lawyer to a close associate of spurned Trump AG Jeff Sessions source: politico.com \| share:	39
		The Secret Service agent denying Trump choked him out was notorious at the White house for being a Trump "yes man" and "enabler" who Trump promoted to Deputy White House Chief of Staff because of his "loyalty" to Trump source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	168
		Arlington National Cemetery to remove Navy officer's remains since he was executed for murdering junior petty officer in 1991. "Then her friends that mourn her, and husband that mourns her, can know that [Chabrol] won't get a flag every Memorial Day" source: stripes.com \| share:	67

Tue June 28, 2022
		Why should we have any gun laws at all? source: salon.com \| share:	117

Sat June 25, 2022
		Why do we all use Q-Tips in exactly the one way we're told not to? source: cnn.com \| share:	177

Fri June 24, 2022
		Disney now offering to cover travel expenses for any employee for abortions. Amazingly, it's not alone source: clickorlando.com \| share:	41

Thu June 23, 2022
		2 Girls 1 Liver source: yahoo.com \| share:	6
		Sign at movie theater: Sorry for the same-sex kissing scene in "Lightyear", we will do all we can to fast forward thru it. Was the theater in (A) Saudi Arabia, (B) Iran, or (C) Oklahoma source: independent.co.uk \| share:	101
		That Google engineer who thinks that the AI named LaMDA is sentient - let's just call him Mr. Nutjob - he says that LaMDA's lawyer was scared off the case by powerful forces source: futurism.com \| share:	77

Wed June 22, 2022
		So did you ever wonder why Dan Snyder turned down such a gracious invitation to testify before Congress? Wonder no more source: espn.com \| share:	18

Tue June 21, 2022
		Feds looking to increase profits for tobacco companies by making smokers smoke more source: nypost.com \| share:	85
		Can't we just have one thing in this country that we don't take a giant crap on and ruin? Just. One. Thing source: foxnews.com \| share:	59
(Some Guy)		Amazon plans to start drone delivery in small town full of armed rednecks, because what could possibly go wrong? source: insideheadline.com \| share:	19
		Eastman has finally reached Trump's fifth stage of White House employment source: yahoo.com \| share:	83

Mon June 20, 2022
		We might soon reach the point in the US where pro-democracy Republicans will try to contact Antifa to ask if they'd provide security details for them source: axios.com \| share:	93

Sun June 19, 2022
		Fox News, home of the hush gender pay disparity lawsuit source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	18
		Only one Adam Sandler movie scored a perfect 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. That's right, just one source: looper.com \| share:	64

Sat June 18, 2022
		Shields Down source: npr.org \| share:	35

Thu June 16, 2022
		Anti-vax doctor gets a sixty day chance to find out if her theories about Covid vaccines holds up source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	33
		By all means, please proceed, you jabbering terrorist nutbag source: thehill.com \| share:	120
		6am: Wake up. 7am: Have breakfast with mother. 10am: Meet with senior staff. 1pm: Refuse to overthrow the government of the United States. 2pm: Run for your life source: apnews.com \| share:	67
		"TFG's aims were autocratic in that he wanted to turn public office into a vessel of making money for himself; to have private profit of public office." Obvious tag doesn't begin to cover this source: politicalflare.com \| share:	61
		The Jan. 6 committee has the John Eastman-Ginni Thomas coordination emails. The hearings might get a whooole lot more interesting now source: cbsnews.com \| share:	114

Wed June 15, 2022
		New NYT editor asks journalists to please stop whining on Twitter about management source: thehill.com \| share:	19

Tue June 14, 2022
		Good job, sister source: cnn.com \| share:	44
		No? That's a shame, I was kind of looking forward to the peace of unburied death source: abc7.com \| share:	10
		I think he meant to say "Jack & Coke" source: yahoo.com \| share:	80

Mon June 13, 2022
		In 2017 José Andres and Donald Trump fought over a restaurant in Trump International. Today we have a winner: TFG's name is off the hotel and José is moving in source: washingtonian.com \| share:	44
		After a Google engineer claims the company's AI chatbot LaMDA has become "sentient", Google suggests the engineer take a paid vacation on STFU Island source: arstechnica.com \| share:	97
		1/6 was ABSOLUTELY a coup attempt, according to an expert on autocrats. It's just that, like everything else Trump has turned his hand to, he botched it with poor planning and execution. He needed to be present at the Capitol to be successful source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	139
		Number one: Amber Heard doesn't 'blame' jury for siding with Johnny Depp. Number two: she says...heheheheh...'number two' source: nbcnews.com \| share:	110

Sun June 12, 2022
		Advertise they were once allies and worked for a man who tried to commit sedition against the United States? source: yahoo.com \| share:	42

Sat June 11, 2022
		The Saudi "Can we buy respectability" Golf Tour decides that screwing with a small Oregon town's 4th of July festival is good PR source: koin.com \| share:	38

Fri June 10, 2022
		Ginni Thomas really, REALLY tried to fraudulently flip Arizona for TFG. So much so that she asked 29 people for help source: rollingstone.com \| share:	124
		If the suspect was already in custody on the other side of the country why did the FBI have to force entry to his grandfather's house? source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	104
		USA media is getting the message: more facts, less hot air source: mediaite.com \| share:	24

Thu June 09, 2022
		Bye, Felicia (says Washington Post) source: cnn.com \| share:	112
		Rubberface defends Beavis impersonator source: tampabay.com \| share:	41
		Twitter gives consent for Musk to suck on its full blast firehose source: arstechnica.com \| share:	32

Wed June 08, 2022
		Twitter discovers the concept of malicious compliance source: gizmodo.com \| share:	26
		Man tries to appeal directly to Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh under the Second Amendment source: independent.co.uk \| share:	624
		You just have to figure out if it's lateral or lingual source: nypost.com \| share:	5

Tue June 07, 2022
		Being ordered to impersonate state electors in "complete secrecy" sounds about as legit as that FREE CANDY van Matt Gaetz drives around in source: cnn.com \| share:	25
		Notice how most coup plotters' and insurrectionists' legal defenses amount to, "Our crimes would've been legalized if we'd succeeded so you can't prosecute us" source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	95
		That's nice. But does anybody care at this point? source: gamesradar.com \| share:	10
		Phil Mickelson's career takes sinister turn as Lefty makes $200 million deal to play in Saudi golf league despite admitting,"They killed Jamal Khashoggi and have a horrible record on human rights. They execute people over there for being gay" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	70
		Republican News Network will deal with the greatest threat to American Democracy since 1861 by completely ignoring it source: mediaite.com \| share:	64

Mon June 06, 2022
		Factionalizing International Golf, Just Avoid Me source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	6
		WaPo reporter David Weigel tries his hand at conservative humor, gets suspended without pay for a month source: cnn.com \| share:	120
		"The fact of the matter is...this was an attempted coup; this was an attempt to overthrow democracy. It was an attempt to stop, dead in its tracks, on Jan. 6, the peaceful transition of power - and that's a coup" source: huffpost.com \| share:	85
		The Uvalde police weren't the first to respond late to a school shooting. They were just the worst liars about it source: npr.org \| share:	115
		Will the January 6 Committee Hearings be able to hit the same ratings as the Watergate Hearings, or will this franchise reboot be more along the lines of Robert Pattinson trying to re-do Batman? source: npr.org \| share:	112
		We all know nothing will come of it, but at least this kinda makes it official source: yahoo.com \| share:	33

Sun June 05, 2022
		Criminal GQP chair went all in for Trump, illegally seizing voting machines source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	76

Sat June 04, 2022
		Oh darn, what a shame, if only we could have predicted this when designating it as a refuge source: ecowatch.com \| share:	46
		Obvious Tag has been waiting for this one source: cbsnews.com \| share:	26

Fri June 03, 2022
		What is it with Republicans becoming so bold and spinally endowed once they're no longer in office? source: cnn.com \| share:	55
		So, how 'bout that war? source: futurism.com \| share:	32
		In the wake of Uvalde, gun manufacturers are doubling down because, well, why wouldn't they? This is America; they know nothing's gonna happen to them source: slate.com \| share:	114
		Two words explain why Donald Trump won't run for president in 2024. No they're not 'dropped dead' source: thehill.com \| share:	85
		There are 4 hostile extraterrestrial powers targeting Earth, and the chance of a human being killed by an asteroid is only 100 times greater than the chance of Earth being invaded by one of them. Wait...what? source: space.com \| share:	49

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