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Fri April 16, 2021
		Be careful of what you wish for progressives, a post-filibuster world would be a nightmare for you source: politico.com \| share:	127
		The GOP is banning foster care for immigrant children, with Nebraska's governor and South Carolina's governor making it illegal for residents to foster sundered children source: salon.com \| share:	70
		Famed for losing all those lawsuits for Devin Nunes, attorney Steven Biss takes on a case for a student suing WSJ, WaPo, NY Times, and MSNBC. His record remains unmarred by success source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	14
		Sit back, and I'll tell you the tale of the saddest aircraft carrier in history. Yes, it's in China source: thedrive.com \| share:	50

Thu April 15, 2021
		Chuck Schumer charges forth with filibuster reform source: thehill.com \| share:	36
		Global chip shortage could last into 2022, tech firm says, as supplies of fish and tartar sauce remain weak source: aljazeera.com \| share:	12

Tue April 13, 2021
		Questionable quality, but received ahead of schedule: Would crush union vote again source: huffpost.com \| share:	9

Mon April 12, 2021
		The GOP bench is so empty in Georgia, Trump is trying to recruit an anti abortion ex-Democrat to primary the current Governor. He's a tantrum throwing ethically challenged sexual harrasser though, so he meets the requirements source: ajc.com \| share:	28
		0.0144% of those who have gotten the vaccine have come down with Covid-19. EVERYBODY PANIC source: poynter.org \| share:	90
		Juan Williams tells the truth source: thehill.com \| share:	56

Sun April 11, 2021
		Man-hating demonic chihuahua up for adoption source: newsweek.com \| share:	17

Sat April 10, 2021
		There are people out there just now noticing the rich get special treatment source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	11
		Right wing podcast hellbent on making conservatism "cool" again. Wait, when was conservatism ever cool? source: theguardian.com \| share:	184

Fri April 09, 2021
		Roller Rink Manager wanted. $200k/year, $40k bonuses, housing and expenses included source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	27

Thu April 08, 2021
		For whatever reason, the USPS helped Amazon in anti-union activity source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	89
		Department of Defense Inspector General uncovered evidence that Michael Flynn accepted thousands of dollars from foreign interests and governments, and might just have broken some laws, committed some light treason source: amp.theguardian.com \| share:	29

Wed April 07, 2021
		"Oh wait, so telling corporations to keep their noses out of politics isn't the best way to keep them shoveling piles of money to me and my evil little country-club buddies?" retracts into shell source: thehill.com \| share:	59
		An ode to Reagan's Gate 35x... the worst airport experience this side of Siberia, the poorest parts of Africa, or LaGuardia source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	74
		Are you suggesting that the SCOTUS isn't political, Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer? source: thehill.com \| share:	63
		The new B.1.1.7-variant school outbreaks seem linked to sports and extracurriculars, not classroom transmission source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	103

Tue April 06, 2021
		Democrats in Congress have passed a desperately needed stimulus plan and are working on the first overhaul of the Voting Rights Act since 1965 and the most ambitious infrastructure plan since Eisenhower. Republicans are picking a fight with baseball source: thehill.com \| share:	68
		It looks like the main motivator for most of the traitors, criminals, and insurrectionists who took part in the Jan. 6 capital riot was the growing awareness that they no longer represent America's master race. Hey, guys? You never did source: nytimes.com \| share:	88
		Matt Gaetz: Fighting for your right to post revenge porn on the internet source: orlandosentinel.com \| share:	71

Mon April 05, 2021
		When a man loves a pimp very much source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	48
		According to Fox News, criticizing Matt Gaetz for pedophilia and wanting him held criminally liable is "puritanical" source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	205
		DeSantis orchestrated a pay-to-vaccinate scheme for the rich source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	102
		Head trauma from football, major drug problems, hallucinations, heart palpitations, headaches, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, paranoia. US Capitol attacker sounds like a typical American source: foxnews.com \| share:	60

Sun April 04, 2021
		Should we be worried about those 15 million destroyed Johnson & Johnson doses? source: slate.com \| share:	103
		Even judges are getting tired of Devin Nunes' incessant lawsuits. Don't have a cow, your honor source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	58
		Why even bother having a clock anymore? source: msn.com \| share:	89

Sat April 03, 2021
		Roger Stone has the answer to Matt Gaetz's problems source: salon.com \| share:	90

Fri April 02, 2021
		White House staff launched an 'underground' haircut ring last year during DC pandemic lockdown. It operated out of a bathroom and was so popular that WH found a new permanent barber source: nypost.com \| share:	43
		Why yes, Matt Gaetz was the only no vote on 2017 human trafficking bill. Why do you ask? source: politifact.com \| share:	43
		MTV admits it has a mental health problem source: sfgate.com \| share:	22

Wed March 31, 2021
		Cosplay cowboys continue to ruin Texas source: newrepublic.com \| share:	56
		Because 'Murica, the demand for life-saving Covid vaccines is already waning in some parts of the country source: axios.com \| share:	106
		Prepare your anuses for "The Biden Boom" which is going to be real and spectacular source: nytimes.com \| share:	94
		Isn't it odd how Matt Gaetz, who is now under investigation for having sex with a child, was best buddies with a former GOP official who ended up indicted for child sex trafficking? Is the whole "QAnon" conspiracy one massive case of reflection? source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	156

Tue March 30, 2021
		In the never ending quest for balance, Washington Post finally manages to pin a 4 pinocchio lie on Biden. I mean how dare he say that the GOP are trying to cut voting hours with all their bills that cut voting hours source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	56
		G. Gordon Liddy's American flag speedo has gone to the great hamper in the sky source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	156
		Arizona Republicans, 2010: support and pass a law requiring people to show their ID if a cop thinks they're too brown. Madison Cawthorn, 2021: "We must make every effort to keep America from becoming a 'show your papers society'" source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	192

Mon March 29, 2021
		N.Y. Attorney General and Manhattan DA form rare alliance to investigate sentient glob of liver cirrhosis run amok source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	14
		Call it the NIMBY paradox. The less of it there is, the more they'll complain source: avweb.com \| share:	17
		Why does Biden slack off on the weekends instead of working hard like Trump did? source: huffpost.com \| share:	78
		Two grand juries in Fulton County investigating Trump source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	24

Sat March 27, 2021
		Because one consists of an elite team of highly competent people dedicated to making America great again, and the other was, well, Trump's White House source: politico.com \| share:	66
		Internet harassment of female journalists is getting worse, and no one knows what to do about it source: vanityfair.com \| share:	199

Fri March 26, 2021
		Grocery store censors cake, which is odd because the store name looks like Pubix source: cbsnews.com \| share:	20

Thu March 25, 2021
		Don't be mad sweetie, I told you how you could move up the list source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	28
		What, like from a cannon into the Sun? source: thenation.com \| share:	36

Wed March 24, 2021
		North Korean despot Kim Jong-un's message to Joe Biden has been sent, missiles launched into the sea to make sure no water is safe while Joe is president source: news.com.au \| share:	40
		Abandon hope, all ye fans of the Washington Football Team source: cnbc.com \| share:	23
		Don Henley Institute study finds massive bad-news bias in US media source: nytimes.com \| share:	66

Tue March 23, 2021
		Subby just discovered Kouign Amann, "40 percent dough, 30 percent butter, and 30 percent sugar." OMG where have you been all my life? Gonna make some... anyone got tips? source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	36
		Oh, the humanity source: businessinsider.com \| share:	37
		James Huntsman sues LDS church to recover millions in tithing. Church says tithing is voluntary. Guess those year end meetings with church officials to square up your 10% "donation" based on your annual income is voluntary too? source: sltrib.com \| share:	114
		There was a time when the GOP wanted more people to vote source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	30
		For some strange unknown reason, Roger Stone's name keeps popping up in Capitol breach investigation court filings source: chron.com \| share:	48

Mon March 22, 2021
		Secretary Haaland already reversing the damage Trump has done to the Native Americans source: yahoo.com \| share:	19
		You had me at toilet-invading iguanas source: theguardian.com \| share:	16
		Like everyone else in Los Angeles, Orlando Bloom starts his day with 20 minutes of Buddhist chanting and a hike to "earn" breakfast source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	41
		Kentucky Republicans pass a bill that would make it a crime to insult a cop, putting forward a new "cancel culture" law source: salon.com \| share:	116
		Rich homeowners get tax breaks more than the average homeowner source: businessinsider.com \| share:	35
		GOP Rep. denies then doesn't deny unhooking a woman's bra without consent, blames demon alcohol, apologizes to woman, and will resign... in January 2023 source: apnews.com \| share:	47

Sun March 21, 2021
		Because when one of your own guns down 8 people, it's easier to declare the whole of mankind 'corrupt' than to take a good look at yourselves source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	86
		Heads up Canadians, ICE is reserving hotel rooms for illegal migrants and may fly them to states on the Canadian border so they can reach the real promised land source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	85

Sat March 20, 2021
		要出典 (citation needed) source: slate.com \| share:	33

Fri March 19, 2021
		And it looks like Tom Reed has emerged as one of the early challengers to disgraced NY governor Andrew Cuomo, and -- oh, wait, he's just been hit by a sexual harassment complaint. Of course, he's a Republican, so that may be a selling point source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	30
		Joe Biden trips going up the steps to Air Force One. Somehow this makes Donald Trump President again source: the-sun.com \| share:	137

Thu March 18, 2021
		We need smart people to sit on juries source: theweek.com \| share:	72
		One of the reasons Marjorie Taylor-Greene got elected is because she ran unopposed. That won't be the case in 2022 source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	56
		Postal voter fraud never happened source: axios.com \| share:	22
		Michael Cohen says Trump is in for a "proctological exam of the highest order" from prosecutors. That's the kind where the doctor has both hands on your shoulders source: yahoo.com \| share:	75
		I'm Eric wants his turn to bankrupt a casino source: msn.com \| share:	6

Wed March 17, 2021
		The answer is No, but at least we will finally hear the truth about Crybaby Kavanaugh's sexual assault history source: vanityfair.com \| share:	70
		Sen Bob Menendez (D-NJ): "Fark your decorum, I'mma call a sp- I'mma call a racist a racist" source: nbcnews.com \| share:	70
		Don't believe in memes, people, especially if it's about Nancy Pelosi's net worth source: usatoday.com \| share:	59
		Maria Bartiromo fumbles key fact about a correction source: mediaite.com \| share:	40

Tue March 16, 2021
		Alaska GOP demands Senator Lisa Murkowski stop identifying as Republican, liking what they don't like source: salon.com \| share:	71
		What we call drugs at 74th street Baptist church we call a sinny-sin-sin. Well, around here between Normandie and Western we call this here a little twenty-twen-twen source: metrotimes.com \| share:	2
		Facebook investigation determines that "Stupid does as stupid is" source: thehill.com \| share:	45
		So, 'liberal media', why is Biden not getting proper credit for saving jobs? source: mediamatters.org \| share:	32
		The Learned Elders of Zion Capitol Police officer has been suspended source: cnn.com \| share:	78
		WaPo threw the Georgia election and other complaints from Trumpistan source: newsweek.com \| share:	53

Mon March 15, 2021
		Cuomo's vaccine czar should definitely not be doing his pimping source: thehill.com \| share:	13
		Elon Musk is now officially "Technoking of Tesla". Oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz source: cnbc.com \| share:	30

Sun March 14, 2021
		Jonah Goldberg gives Fark a shoutout for trying to buy Uncle Joe his Trans Am source: stltoday.com \| share:	13
		Jeremiah was a prophet. He was a good friend of mine. He predicted Trump would win last year, but now all he can do is whine source: thehill.com \| share:	72

Sat March 13, 2021
		Michael Flynn isn't out of the traitor woods yet source: cnn.com \| share:	41
		Woman sues Apple for stealing her idea for: A) camera lens design, B) Touch ID, or C) emojis with different skin colors source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	31
		Gosar the Gosaryan source: salon.com \| share:	47

Fri March 12, 2021
		Study: Of 26 million homes sold between 2006 and 2016, homes in Black neighborhoods are taxed roughly 50 percent higher than others in the same county source: thehill.com \| share:	38
		Thank you for clarifying, Business Insider: " The shiva period lasts seven days and follows the burial of a close family member. It does not involve nude photographs" source: businessinsider.com \| share:	58
		The GOP's freshman class is a tribute to idiocy source: slate.com \| share:	99
		Jon Kitna says a former wide receiver would be "drunk in the huddle" during games. It was during his time with the Bengals though, so that doesn't really narrow it down source: yahoo.com \| share:	9
		The Katamari Damacy method of terrorist cell structuring source: thehill.com \| share:	46

Wed March 10, 2021
		Everything you ever wanted to know about Sea Monkeys but were afraid to ask source: mentalfloss.com \| share:	10
(Some Guy)		Commonwealth Cancelled source: meaww.com \| share:	84

Tue March 09, 2021
		His name was Mudd source: thehill.com \| share:	17
		A sixth allegation has hit the Cuomo tower source: timesunion.com \| share:	73
		Gotta keep lining the pockets source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	23

Sun March 07, 2021
		Five... five .... five women now accusing Governor Cuomo of being sexually inappropriate with them source: abc7ny.com \| share:	170

Fri March 05, 2021
		The billionaire accused of running the biggest tax fraud scheme in U.S. history was a prolific donor to Republican groups and causes. The leaders of those organizations have kept quiet on the federal charges against him. Problem solved source: cnbc.com \| share:	38
		GOP is worried that extremism might spread throughout its ranks. Ummm, guys, we've got some bad news for you source: politico.com \| share:	55
		In today's news that should be obvious: that Happy-Fun brand contact-less thermometer your office managar got cheap on Amazon and uses on you when you walk in? Yeah, it's worthless source: chron.com \| share:	38

Thu March 04, 2021
		"One of the regrettable lessons Republicans have learned from the Trump years is there's no need to apologize. They don't feel the need to explain themselves because might makes right" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	34
		Washington Football Team replaces cheerleaders with coed dance squad, says they are "looking for attractive people to perform tricks." Isn't that what got them into trouble? source: espn.com \| share:	17
		PMG DeJoy continues his master plan to reduce the US Postal Service to rubble source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	66
		After fences, cameras and calls to the cops failed to solve anything, neighbors took shifts standing guard over an Asian-American family targeted by racially motivated attacks. If this doesn't work Olivia Munn plans to don her Psylocke costume source: people.com \| share:	76
		January 6 insurrectionist served with civil rights lawsuit --- at Mar-a-Lago. Yes, him source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	89
		Any Russians looking for beachfront property at a huge markup? source: yahoo.com \| share:	41

Wed March 03, 2021
		Out of 8,000 epidemiologists in the US we found a couple who think lockdowns don't work so obviously COVID would have gone away on it's own of we did nothing source: spectator.org \| share:	78
		Fox in shocks source: vox.com \| share:	146

Tue March 02, 2021
		FBI Director Christopher Wray: FBI investigators have not seen "any evidence" of Antifa in Capitol riot. Probably because it doesn't exist source: cnn.com \| share:	99
		Griddy's Texas customers surprised to find out they are exposed to uncapped pricing risks. Now pair that with autodraft source: npr.org \| share:	208
		Alex Jones admits on camera that he hates Trump and that he's only in it for the money source: splcenter.org \| share:	70
		Rudy Giuliani banned from YouTube for spreading lies about Trump's election source: politicususa.com \| share:	25

Mon March 01, 2021
		Dr. Fauci to Governor Noem (Q-SD): Talk to the numbers, the mask doesn't want to hear it anymore source: thehill.com \| share:	66
		Ron Johnson is confused and may be some kind of idiot source: nytimes.com \| share:	56
		The latest GOP conspiracy? Biden is a puppet controlled by [SPINS WHEEL OF OBAMA].......... RON KLAIN source: thehill.com \| share:	60

Sun February 28, 2021
		A report on how the My Pillow guy jumped on the Trump Train to save his failing business and because of that he's about to get sued into the seventh level of corporate hell source: fastcompany.com \| share:	75

Sat February 27, 2021
		It was just a matter of time before the huge wave of bankruptcies hit us because of the coronavirus pandemic. Many businesses will be lucky to live through it source: msn.com \| share:	24

Thu February 25, 2021
		China denies asking US diplomats to back dat azz up source: aljazeera.com \| share:	20
		Biden rolls back Trump's architecture guidelines for federal buildings. Removal of faux gold fixtures, gaudy frescoes, and tacky columns to commence immediately source: npr.org \| share:	43
		Once again, why exactly do police bodycams HAVE an "off" switch? source: vice.com \| share:	150

Wed February 24, 2021
		OK, Democrats, you've had 35 days to replace the privately run detention centers for immigrants with unicorn petting zoos. Not done yet?? This is an outrage source: theguardian.com \| share:	196

Tue February 23, 2021
		Actually, that's kinda the point source: foxnews.com \| share:	92
		"One phone call with Donald Trump destroyed this Republican lawyer's career." Looks like she missed a tiny detail that proved to be detrimental: The fact that her client was Donald J. Trump. Rookie mistake, lady source: salon.com \| share:	69
		My fellow Americans, the Corporate Surgeon General of the United States of Anybody Handing Out Six Figure Consulting Fees source: medpagetoday.com \| share:	228
		The Washington Amazons? More likely than you think source: msn.com \| share:	15

Mon February 22, 2021
		Vaccines, antibiotics, weight loss and insulin: a look at healthcare in the 20s... The 1920s source: omaha.com \| share:	18
		Belligerent politely asks opponent to make invasion easier source: newsweek.com \| share:	59

Sun February 21, 2021
		Headline from the Weekly World News- er, the BBC: "Did nuclear spy devices in the Himalayas trigger India floods?" Then it gets weird source: bbc.com \| share:	16

Fri February 19, 2021
		Cancun was not the first time Cruz took the family on an out-of-country vacation during a public crisis source: businessinsider.com \| share:	30

Thu February 18, 2021
		I(I...I...) Don't wanna know your name... Cause you don't look the same... The way you did before. Okay(okay...okay...). You think you got a pretty face... But the rest of you is out of place... You liked Trump alright befooooore source: latimes.com \| share:	20
		The feds were already investigating Roger Stone and the Proud Boys to see how deeply connected he was and how serious they were with threatening his trial judge source: cnn.com \| share:	44
		Peekaboo I see Yu source: yahoo.com \| share:	22
		You know things are bad when an entire continent gets unfriended on FaceBook source: aljazeera.com \| share:	183
		If your party's main theme to win is to restrict voting than maybe you need a new game plan. Or you're a Republican source: independent.co.uk \| share:	18
		Stunned freezing cold turtles and volunteer rescuers so happy together source: msn.com \| share:	13

Wed February 17, 2021
		Who cares? source: cnbc.com \| share:	20

Mon February 15, 2021
		Trump's attorney pocketed coasters and stole them from the Senate Chambers source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	71

Sun February 14, 2021
		Parting shot returned by overhead smash source: msn.com \| share:	44
		The CIA can reject a public records request seeking information on U.S. payments to Syrian rebel forces because a tweet from former President Trump didn't officially acknowledge such records exist source: courthousenews.com \| share:	25

Sat February 13, 2021
		Could Lindsey Graham be joining Orange Julius Caesar in Georgia's big house in the not-so-distant future? source: cnn.com \| share:	66

Fri February 12, 2021
		Those underground tunnels that can be sealed to protect Congress couldn't be sealed because the Proud Boys prevented it. Those scamps think of everything source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	55
		Police became suspicious after a missing man's son visited a local Lowes store, where he bought a 96-gallon trash can with wheels, germicidal bleach, latex gloves and extra-heavy plastic drop cloths. He paid for it using the missing man's debit card source: msn.com \| share:	65
		Trump's lawyers expected to present a very short defense case, possibly consisting of one sentence: Can you get him off the hook senators, one more time, for old time's sake? source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	64
		Drug companies who agreed to a $26 billion dollar settlement over their role in the opioid crisis are looking forward to deducting a good chunk of those payments from their taxes source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	43
		The outcome of Donald Trump's impeachment trial is predetermined, not unlike a trial down in Mississippi in 1964 source: esquire.com \| share:	33
		Klete Keller almost ends up with twice as many charges as he has Olympic medals and could face up to 15 years source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	18

Thu February 11, 2021
		The Republican party now resembles one of those crazed European extreme right-wing parties, which wouldn't be as bad if they didn't also control half of the Federal government and multiple states source: nytimes.com \| share:	40
		Now out of office, Trump may have to face tax questions source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	42
		A short history lesson about how Larry Flynt took on Jerry Falwell and the religious right and won source: rollingstone.com \| share:	51

Wed February 10, 2021
		FlyADeal regrets to inform passengers that flight 408 will be delayed while we repair the drone strike damage source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	10
		The claim "Trump Won 2/3rds of Election Lawsuits Where Merits Considered" is true, but only if you count any GOP lawsuit going back to March 2020 to be "Trump" and don't count dismissing a case for having no evidence as "considering its merits" source: politifact.com \| share:	30
		Turns out that trying to induce someone to "find" just enough votes to help you win an election, just might be criminal source: forbes.com \| share:	129
		Stock market rally continues as companies cut costs -- mostly labor. This is not a repeat from every 5 years since 1980 source: cnbc.com \| share:	40
		Young me wouldn't have given half a fart about the board of governors of the US Postal Service. Old me... his blood boils. Here's why Louis DeJoy will get to sabotage the USPS for years to come source: slate.com \| share:	147
		Ukraine releases transcript of "shock call" with Trump enforcer Rudy Giuliani source: time.com \| share:	83

Tue February 09, 2021
		Well he didn't say they were moving left source: mediaite.com \| share:	38
		Problem: NFL team leadership is harassing the cheerleaders. Solution: Get rid of the problem source: si.com \| share:	15
		An LA Times reviewer read Andy Ngo's new pro-fascist "book" so you don't have to. Spoiler alert: it's a jumble of false equivalencies, lies, and logical fallacies. Ngo way source: latimes.com \| share:	112
		Wait, companies will pay you for...oh, first woman master blender for Mount Gay Rum. My bad source: msn.com \| share:	3
		Georgia's Secretary of State opens investigation into Trump Campaign's attempted manipulation of Georgia's Secretary of State source: cnn.com \| share:	38

Mon February 08, 2021
		The Facebook Insurrection: Out of 233 Capitol siege charging documents, 73 reference Facebook. YouTube is referenced in 24. Facebook-owned Instagram is next with 20, while far-right Parler is mentioned in only 8 source: forbes.com \| share:	64

Sun February 07, 2021
		Remember that cyclist who lost her job for flipping off Donald Trump? She was so po-ed that she ran for office, defeated the GOP candidate, and now oversees legislation for leisure facilities in her county - including Trump's National Golf Club source: nzherald.co.nz \| share:	81
		It's only your tax dollars at work if you pay taxes though (taps index finger to temple) source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	27

Fri February 05, 2021
		Back in the quaint ol' days, people in Paris sent messages to each other via a series of tubes (where have I heard that term before?) source: messynessychic.com \| share:	16
		QAnon continues to survive post-Trump because it's now crowdsourcing its ideas from one of the dumbest crowds ever assembled source: npr.org \| share:	61
		Even Trump didn't believe his own election lies source: slate.com \| share:	44
		Big tech has a big union push source: axios.com \| share:	2

Thu February 04, 2021
		A movie about a family that moves from California to Arkansas while chasing the American Dream has received a Golden Globe nomination for "Best Foreign Language Film" because some dialogue isn't in English. Some people have a problem with that source: salon.com \| share:	28
		General urges Military to get comfortable with "throwaway equipment" like drones, your mom source: yahoo.com \| share:	39

Wed February 03, 2021
		Steve Bannon was rescued from federal charges over his Build the Wall scam. But not from NY state charges source: nytimes.com \| share:	28
		From Medieval books to Gutenberg's bible to British pub signs to German propaganda posters to 80s hair-metal albums to fast-n-furious window decals to Instagram, blackletter script type spreads like a virus across history, jumping from host to host source: thebaffler.com \| share:	9
		DC insider dishes about the lousy tippers of the Trump administration source: slate.com \| share:	81
		In news that is bound to shock absolutely no one, Trump's lawyer points out that a Trump promise is absolutely meaningless source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	44
		Clarence Thomas's wife apologizes for supporting treason, racists source: usatoday.com \| share:	41
		Steve Bannon might not be able to drunk-stumble his way outta this one source: politicususa.com \| share:	85
		Tesla Legal: it was wrong for the NHTSA to assert that the touchscreen "should last at least the useful life of the vehicle, essentially double its expected lifespan" source: thedrive.com \| share:	72
		Oh, look -- it's Chapter 1,749,355 of "Thanks for Nothing, Facebook" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	28

Tue February 02, 2021
		Well, it certainly will keep the ball rolling afterward source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	35
		GOP "moderates": Be bipartisan and consider this idea of ours with 1/3 of what you originally proposed. Biden: LOL source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	83
		Bezos is retiring from Amazon while he's still in his prime source: cnbc.com \| share:	164
		Guess what the border wall construction workers think of Biden's decision to stop border wall construction. Warning: Language may not be safe for work source: townhall.com \| share:	178
		Nothing says "I ain't sorry" quite like an apology from Ginni Thomas source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	41
		Watching nazi Nosferatu Stephen Miller melt down over Biden undoing Trump's "legacy" is the pick-me-up you need source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	159

Mon February 01, 2021
		The battle between Wall Street and Reddit and the social psychology that says who will win source: psychologytoday.com \| share:	34
		Oh sure (finger quotes) "Tricked me" source: nymag.com \| share:	66
		Don't wear your mask like this, folks source: msn.com \| share:	15

Sat January 30, 2021
		Biden takes aim at the real enemy: the New York Times editorial board, because fark those guys, amirite? source: politico.com \| share:	101

Fri January 29, 2021
		He was a spy source: theguardian.com \| share:	66
(Some Guy)		Matt Taibbi suggests Wall Street apply vacuum. The Reddit-driven runup of GME, et al., "actually comes closer to being an updated and superior version of Occupy Wall Street" source: taibbi.substack.com \| share:	7

Thu January 28, 2021
		"Our copy editors [at the Post] are questioning whether we should call it a 'conspiracy theory' or an 'extremist ideology.'" Insert whynotboth.jpg source: npr.org \| share:	44
		Remember when Trump moved the Bureau of Land Management offices out of the DC area? Yeah, 87% of employees quit. Elect people who say the government doesn't work, and they'll prove it by destroying the government source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	56
		Oh no. Trump branded buildings in Manhattan have lost half their value. Anyway source: curbed.com \| share:	11
		Harry Potter and the Chamber of the Toxic Creator source: salon.com \| share:	178

Wed January 27, 2021
		If you're going to mess around on a dating app while you're literally on a first date with someone, be sure to wear glasses with non-reflective lenses source: yahoo.com \| share:	32
		How President Joe Biden ended up with a moon rock in the Oval Office source: 9news.com.au \| share:	15
		His weakness may be strong but his candles are 52. Happy birthday Patton Oswalt source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	27

Tue January 26, 2021
		All presidents lie, including Joe Biden source: theatlantic.com \| share:	153
		Biden reopening the ACA marketplace to ensure Americans have health coverage source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	113

Mon January 25, 2021
		Mitch McConnell finally agrees to move forward on a power-sharing deal between Senate Democrats and Republicans after he's reassured that minorities' rights will be preserved source: thehill.com \| share:	158
		139. The number of cops assaulted when Trump supporters heroically tried to save the President's ego by eliminating congress and the Vice President source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	46
		Retired law professor John Eastman says John Eastman speech didn't instigate Capitol Riot and prosecutors should not indict him and as a retired law professor he knows more than prosecutors so they should listen to him, not indict John Eastman source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	23
		Bernie Sanders dares the GOP to criticize him for using reconciliation to 'Protect ordinary people, not just the rich.' Don't expect him to pull any punches just because he's wearing those adorable mittens source: commondreams.org \| share:	89
		Nocows source: hackaday.com \| share:	36
		So the choice is vote to acquit to stop Trump from running as a third party candidate or vote to convict so he can't run as either a third party or GOP candidate source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	88
		On the front page of Wikipedia today, you will learn that Napoleon's penis was cut off during his autopsy and has passed through many hands source: en.m.wikipedia.org \| share:	45
		Republicans who condemned Trump are finding out that the leopards are out and they are hungry for faces source: msn.com \| share:	68

Sun January 24, 2021
		Michael Cohen claims Trump has issued secret "pocket pardons" for himself and his family. No word on how long you have to microwave those before they're ready source: inquisitr.com \| share:	177
		A lesson in how to be totally embarrassed on national TV. Brought to you today by a freshman congressman source: yahoo.com \| share:	129
		Schadenfreude : noun, pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune source: msn.com \| share:	117

Sat January 23, 2021
		Capitol terrorist Jeffrey Patrick Sabol, with his "highly-pedigreed, upper-crust background", is cruelly denied access to chocolate and cuckoo clocks source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	95

Fri January 22, 2021
		Murkowski: "As a moderate, I want to be absolutely clear I will only be caucusing with insurrectionists, as I have nothing in common with Democrats" source: politico.com \| share:	63
		Biden has Trump fire usher. When asked to confirm, Lil' John and Ludacris replied, "Yeah" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	30
		Ssssshhhh, don't tell. McConnell wants Trump convicted, pass it on. Don't tell. Shhhhhhhhh source: cnn.com \| share:	117
		Exposed: Biden's Chinese handler source: vice.com \| share:	61
		Former President Trump's parting turd to Joe Biden could flush GOP-leaning voters into the new president's camp source: theatlantic.com \| share:	73
		Curing cancer is unfair to cancer source: msn.com \| share:	83

Thu January 21, 2021
		Attack on Capitol by crazed Trump supporters much worse than was reported source: syracuse.com \| share:	79
		Trump will enter impeachment like he did with Stormy Daniels source: cnbc.com \| share:	69
		President Biden, now that you're in office, it's time go big or go home source: theatlantic.com \| share:	75
		They've already got the sharpie and bronzer stains off the curtains, the rats and roaches have pretty much vanished, and the stink's about gone too source: cnn.com \| share:	88
		In like a traitorous Flynn source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	39
		Dr. Hydro arrested for insurrectioning source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	54

Wed January 20, 2021
		I'm just thinking out loud here, but maybe you don't deserve a $5.2 million bonus when 2,800 people died of Covid-19 in the nursing homes you manage source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	7
		Newsmax, OAN, and Fox News should be shut down for citing an insurrection source: mediaite.com \| share:	112

Tue January 19, 2021
		Don McGahn is taking his cat to the library tomorrow source: cnn.com \| share:	48
		Trump admin bailed out anti-vaccine groups during pandemic. It's like someone was deliberately organizing as much chaos as possible in the U.S source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	18
		Texas man and potential Father of the Year candidate worried that his children might turn him in to the FBI for his participation in the insurrection, warns them that "traitors get shot" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	98
		New poll shows that most Americans think Donald Trump will be remembered as a sub-par president, and yes we needed a golf reference in this headline source: npr.org \| share:	89
		QAnon supporters have been discussing posing as National Guard members in DC and have been reviewing maps of vulnerable spots in the city source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	144

Mon January 18, 2021
		Good news, Zuckerberg and Dorsey, Trump lost re-election, so Section 230 is safe from being rewritten or removed and you can go back to normal. Yeah, about that. Maybe you guys should have kicked the Nazis off your social media sites sooner source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	44
		Probably nothing because he never pays his bills source: forbes.com \| share:	31
		Remembering Trump's legacy: The border wall, extended by all of 80 miles in the last 4 years. Narrator: The border length is 1,954 miles source: abc.net.au \| share:	99
		Cheer up America, the deplatforming of Trump and his ilk is already having a huge impact on the country source: motherjones.com \| share:	28
		Liam Neeson's new cookie-cutter thriller The Marksman is #1 at the box office with $3.7 million source: deadline.com \| share:	33
		"We're about to see a whole political party do a large-scale version of 'New phone, who dis?' It will be like that boyfriend you should never have dated--the mistake that shall not be mentioned" source: theatlantic.com \| share:	111
		Lindsey Graham is a coward source: vox.com \| share:	125

Sun January 17, 2021
		41 minutes of fear: A video timeline from inside the Capitol siege source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	125
		Adam Schiff wants to preserve law and order, says that Trump shouldn't be allowed to have any intelligence. Well, yes, that's always been Trump's main problem, so keeping it away from him isn't exactly an impossible mission source: politico.com \| share:	62
		Deadly Capitol raid would have still happened without Parler -- but not without Facebook source: salon.com \| share:	106

Sat January 16, 2021
		Zip tie guy's mom has now been arrested source: wsbtv.com \| share:	123
		Hey, has anyone ever pointed out that the lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math? I'm sure I've seen that somewhere before source: yahoo.com \| share:	158
		Future headline: 6,000 Amazon warehouse workers fired in Alabama source: cnbc.com \| share:	44

Fri January 15, 2021
		Just a reminder that yes, a federal official can be impeached, convicted, removed from office AFTER he's left it, and barred from holding office under the United States for life source: constitutioncenter.org \| share:	35
		Mean libs calling conservatives Hitler, Y'All Queda, snowflakes, and many more. Nazi KKK members have feelings too, ya know. No Sad Sarcasm tag? source: foxnews.com \| share:	98
		Laid with dogs, shocked to get fleas source: yahoo.com \| share:	107

Thu January 14, 2021
		The lockdown during the Capitol Coup is officially a superspreading event after a fourth Democratic member of Congress reveals their diagnosis with COVID source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	39
		Prepare for the "Indoguration" source: npr.org \| share:	49
		President Trump wanted to visit the House floor yesterday to defend himself concerning the impeachment proceedings. Probably wasn't aware the place is pretty scared about terrorists right now source: nytimes.com \| share:	50
		Ben Shapiro projects the conservative idea of "unity" onto those who wanted second impeachment, conveniently ignoring the odor of the sedition in the punchbowl source: politico.com \| share:	91
		FBI & DHS: We totes warned the cops about a January Putsch. Reporter: Did you though? FBI & DHS: No, no we did not source: npr.org \| share:	52
		Editors at the Murdoch-owned New York Post told staff members this week not to use reporting from CNN, MSNBC, The NYT or WaPo as the only source for an article. OANN, Newsmax, and 4th gen facebook forwards from your racist uncle still on the table source: nytimes.com \| share:	41
		The leader of the Stop The Steal treason weasels the day of their failed coup "I had nothing to do with it" compared to yesterday "The lord says vengeance is his, and I pray that I am the tool to stab these motherfarkers." Lock him up source: salon.com \| share:	57

Wed January 13, 2021
		Ironically, it may be something called "alternative liability" that allows lawmakers who refused to wear masks during the siege to get their pants sued off source: slate.com \| share:	29
		We mustn't forget Mark Meadows also conspired to commit illegal acts in Georgia source: salon.com \| share:	21
		Madison Cawthorne says he absolutely had a loaded gun in the Capitol building last week source: citizen-times.com \| share:	64
		Joe Scarborough demands the MAGAts be charged with seditious conspiracy and imprisoned source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	39

Tue January 12, 2021
		Around 4000 armed Trump supporters have a plan to surround the Capitol, kill Congressmen and prevent Biden from being inaugurated but Biden supporters want people to have health care so both sides are bad source: cnn.com \| share:	168
		FBI report warned of "war at the Capitol". No indication of Panic at the Disco, however source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	67
		Former Olympian spotted at Capitol riot out of his swimlane source: swimswam.com \| share:	30
		International Hotel in Washington DC for sale. Cheap! Half off retail! No broker, no brokerage fees! Trump name very optional source: curbed.com \| share:	87
		Don't ask for unity if you can't admit you lost source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	87
		Today's random potential security threat: Joe Biden's Peloton bike source: cnn.com \| share:	79
		Drummer for Guns and Roses. Editor in Chief at Reuters. Is there anything this guy can't do? source: nypost.com \| share:	25

Mon January 11, 2021
		One of Fox News biggest critics is one of their biggest advertisers source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	37
		In case you didn't know it, some of the vilest right-wing talk show hosts on Earth -- including Mark Levin, Ben Shapiro, and Dan Bongino -- are actually on a leash held by their employer, Cumulus Media. And that leash just got yanked, hard source: msn.com \| share:	80

Sun January 10, 2021
		Trump finally sanctioned by an organization that can actually punish him source: nj.com \| share:	105
		Now where will I go for my KGBurger and Big Gulagulp? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	18
		Let's see how Parler CEO John Matze is dealing with the fallout from being booted from Apple and Google stores source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	208

Sat January 09, 2021
		India to vaccinate extinct species source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	26
		Who collects trash anyway? source: thehill.com \| share:	69
		Man trains his goldfish to play soccer. Meanwhile, you can't even train your labradoodle to refrain from peeing onto your favorite carpet source: boingboing.net \| share:	3

Fri January 08, 2021
		Is Ted Cruz going to pay a price for his treachery? Um, probably not but still source: dallasnews.com \| share:	49
		Anyone telling you Wednesday wasn't supposed to be an attack on the Capitol, or better yet, that it was really Antifa, they're lying to you. Here's some of the documented planning going back months source: nbcnews.com \| share:	73
		So Trump would have to specifically say I Donald J Trump pardon myself for instigating an insurrection on January 6th to cover himself source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	64
		"In forums devoted to the QAnon conspiracy theory movement and among hard-right groups such as the Proud Boys, plans to turn a pro-Trump rally into a full-on capture of the Capitol had been plotted, dissected and disseminated for months" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	77

Thu January 07, 2021
		Protester that sat in Pelosi's office and took her mail is looking for top notch lawyers like Rudy to represent him source: foxnews.com \| share:	244
		Intelligence agencies in multiple NATO nations are confirming to their governments that yesterday was an attempted coup and had help from law enforcement source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	415
		Josh Hawley may not want to return to Missouri source: amp.kansascity.com \| share:	136

Wed January 06, 2021
		What did the Dildo-types believe was going to happen today? What do you think they expected to happen today? source: vice.com \| share:	85
		Will they harass other senators besides Romney? Will the cops intervene? Will they turn tail and flee when the riot police show up? THIS is your DC protest thread source: fox6now.com \| share:	340

Tue January 05, 2021
		And now, a real President weighs in on the Georgia call source: thehill.com \| share:	38
		Old and busted: Ouroboros. New hotness: Face eating leopard eating its own face source: usatoday.com \| share:	18
		It's Mar-a-Soon-To-Go, if this lawmaker has his way source: aol.com \| share:	28
		Today's Slatesplanation: Where Donald Trump got his lies about election fraud. Surprisingly the answer was not "from up his ass," turns out it's "from up random internet strangers' asses." Thanks, Slate source: slate.com \| share:	33
		Underrate Shirley Jackson at your own peril source: lithub.com \| share:	18
		Trump's latest judicial loss won't be televised because his lawyers asked that the Mercy Rule be invoked source: politico.com \| share:	25
		Lauren Boebert: YES, YES, I'm carrying my gun through the streets of DC. I'm carrying. Yes. OH GOD. Just like that. I'm CARRYING. Boebert's staff: She's faking it source: mediaite.com \| share:	98

Mon January 04, 2021
		Making sedition funny source: digg.com \| share:	35
		Only 37? source: cnn.com \| share:	65
		Does anyone care what Howard Stern thinks of Trump's call to Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger? Me neither, but here you go anyway. Baba Booey source: thehill.com \| share:	46
		NPR notes that those tied to Trump by criminal conspiracy, and his rabid cultists think he did no wrong, and therefore, Trump is hearby declared Grand Poobah for life. Those pesky, nitpicking legal experts only have the criminal code to cite. BSAB source: npr.org \| share:	30
		Trump tried calling Brad Raffensperger 18 times before finally getting through. ♪♫NOBODY'S HOOOOOOOME... NOBODY'S HOOOOOOOME ♪♫ source: businessinsider.com \| share:	60
		Dominion plans to sue Sidney Powell for defamation, doesn't rule out suing Trump the second he steps out of the White House source: axios.com \| share:	54
		Some Republicans have finally found a line they won't cross. Also, day's not over source: msn.com \| share:	49
		No Ma source: forbes.com \| share:	12
		Congress has passed the complicated rules for the January 6 electoral vote counting: "count the votes in the envelopes." Well if that's not treason then I don't know what is source: politico.com \| share:	90
		Trump attempted to pull out of the rally in Georgia tonight, but will instead see it through and use it to air grievances. Anyone familiar with the pull-out method is familiar with that trajectory source: apnews.com \| share:	115
		Perdue: "I didn't hear anything in that tape that the president hasn't already said for weeks now since the November election." Also: the leak of the call was "disgusting." But why would he be disgusted by what Trump has been saying for weeks? source: thehill.com \| share:	55
		"Trump 'could' be charged" source: thehill.com \| share:	50
		Lawyers have moved beyond discussing the legality of Trump's actions to discussing the difficulty of prosecuting him source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	96
		RIP America "...the president of the United States is actually elected on the honor system by 535 members of Congress" source: yahoo.com \| share:	119
		Q: Did Trump break state and federal laws trying to pressure Georgia's Secretary of State to "find 11,780 votes"? A: Meh, ain't nothing gonna happen source: nymag.com \| share:	90
		Carl Bernstein: Yeah, that Georgia telephone call is worse than Watergate source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	211
		DC: Yo MAGAts: no guns on January 6 source: fox5dc.com \| share:	187

Sun January 03, 2021
		Washington Post publishes audio of the phone call in which Trump tried to pressure Georgia's Raffensperger to overthrow democracy: "There's nothing wrong with saying, you know, um, that you've recalculated" source: cnn.com \| share:	1078
		"Proud Boys to attend Jan. 6 DC rallies 'incognito'." Why do this if you're proud? source: thehill.com \| share:	157

Thu December 31, 2020
		Shocking news: The Trumpists are catastrophically failing at managing the distribution of the vaccine source: nymag.com \| share:	64
		If "reorganizing the Praetorian Guard because they might be too loyal to the outgoing emperor" was on your 2020 bingo card, you just made it in under the wire source: thehill.com \| share:	106

Wed December 30, 2020
		Now that it's affected him personally, Republican politician warns the public that Covid-19 is a real danger and they should listen to public health experts and take recommended precautions source: thehill.com \| share:	61
		In addition to being a perv and a jackass, the minority owners of the Redacteds claim that Dan Snyder is also a thief source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	7
		Dr. Drew Pinsky has been downplaying Covid-19 the last year. Naturally, he's contracted it source: usatoday.com \| share:	31
		In 2021, Millennials will be eligible to sue for age discrimination, wear bespoke handcrafted heirloom avocado belts source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	78

Tue December 29, 2020
		The Nashville Bomber's motives might still be kind of murky but that hasn't stopped the QAnon kooks from claiming him as one of their own source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	38
		Prince William County, VA police department -- the same one that had an officer moonlighting as a right-wing terrorist on Parler -- decides that its 5 officers who shot an armed 79-year-old didn't do anything wrong source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	106

Mon December 28, 2020
		VA deputy who was fired after Parler posts in his name threatening various government officials and Supreme Court Chief Justice Roberts surfaced, claims it wasn't him. Because low-level county employees get impersonated on social media ALL THE TIME source: wtop.com \| share:	90

Sun December 27, 2020
		What is it like to run a foodbank during a pandemic year? source: vox.com \| share:	22

Sat December 26, 2020
		Court to Nunes: go take a flying fark at a rolling doughnut source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	69

Fri December 25, 2020
		This pandemic crisis is bad news.....for Obama source: thehill.com \| share:	66
		Here is how much $1000 invested in Bitcoin on Jan 1 2020 is worth now source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	81
		Secretary of State upset with rumors about his wife's partying source: foxnews.com \| share:	29

Thu December 24, 2020
		It's beginning to look a lot like superspreader Christmas source: mediaite.com \| share:	70
		Dan Snyder claims he's being targeted by a minority. Ironic tag out with a gruesome leg injury, unlikely tag is next man up source: espn.com \| share:	6
		In case you slept through high school civics, like Paul Waldman of the Washington Post, the president cannot pardon Kyle Rittenhouse, though Mr Waldman will probably add 'I was being sarcastic' any minute source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	62

Wed December 23, 2020
		"Biden's Withering Olive Branch." HEYYY - the guy's in his late 70s. Give him a break. He's still delivering source: nytimes.com \| share:	40
		Why is the media willingly downplaying Trump's coup attempt? source: salon.com \| share:	107