Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
headlines found matching 'Washington Post'
Fri September 30, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
♫Don't go dyeing waterfalls / Please stick to the gender reveals that you're used to / I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all / But I think you're moving too fast♫
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs cereal is no longer going to be "part of a healthy breakfast"
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu September 29, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The number of Russians fleeing the draft is bigger than the invasion force
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed September 28, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Mr. Plante has climbed his stairway to heaven
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is the only "no" vote on coup prevention
source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue September 27, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy launched a secret reported effort to deny Madison Cawthorn a second term while the former representative was bogged down in scandal. Still, as Norm Macdonald once said, "This might strike some people as harsh, but"
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Larry Summers on the state of the world economy: "Basically all the worst parts of the bible"
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon September 26, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Morbidly obese former guy says Ron DeSantis is fat. And whiny. And a phony. Nothing about DeSantis projecting often
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Railroad companies refuse to give employees paid sick days so the strike is back on
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun September 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hurricane Fiona pales in comparison to Cheeto/DeSatan storm brewing in Florida. Soooo many tags to choose from
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat September 24, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
John Kelly secretly bought a book by 27 mental health professionals warning Trump was psychologically unfit, and used it as a manual to run the White House
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guy who donated to Trump is sad, because with Trump's legal woes turning off swing voters some Republicans may be tempted to criticize Trump leading Trump to retaliate and costing Republicans votes from Trump's base. So sad
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The latest GQP talking point? Teaching kids respect is Marxist
source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri September 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey South Korean President Yoon Seok-yeol, if you're going to call the US Congress 'idiots', make sure you're not near a hot mic
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Insurrectionist underwear model is the name of my Wham cover band
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Trump's legal woes will continue until morale improves
source: jezebel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu September 22, 2022
(Euro Weekly News)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth's coffin was lined with lead because: a) the royal embalmers' fluid is radioactive, b) as a posthumous practical joke to make the pallbearers drop it, or c) because English monarchs' corpses tend to explode?
source: euroweeklynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue September 20, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If your call to Raffensperger was so perfect, then why didn't you win?
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun September 18, 2022
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Seriously. 🙄
source: vanityfair.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
There's stupid. There's really stupid. And then there's the guy who says nobody fact checks Joe Biden
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN explains why deleting something from the internet is "almost impossible." Because you were only behind 6 proxies instead of 7?
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Confirming what we already know, Matt Gaetz asked Trump for a pardon for sex trafficking
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat September 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
You're not gonna believe this, but the Trumpists lied to the National Archives about the contents of the boxes of stolen TS/SCI information. Can you say "mens rea"?
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Some police departments are finally being forced to reexamine their tactics. Fark: Because insurers are no longer willing to pay the huge settlements to the families of victims of excessive use of force
source: thecrimereport.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri September 16, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Oath Keeper walkie-talkie audio shows the terror group wanted to kill democrats
source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis, immigrant kidnapper
source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu September 15, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Normally a college thesis wouldn't be fair game for an attack ad. but, when it's a warning about "a politically correct leader driven by deviant sexual behavior who would take over America and kill millions" and you wrote it when you were 37? Game on
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doctors concerned over the latest TikTok trend where people who flunked out of podiatry school practice Baby Origami
source: buzz.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed September 14, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So, Trump apparently wanted to give control of the West Bank to Jordan
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue September 13, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A doctor more kooked-up than Dr. Oz thinks the Dems pressured the FDA to delay the COVID vaccine to hurt Trump
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon September 12, 2022
(Common Dreams)
 
Hero
 
15,000 Minnesota nurses launch strike to "put patients before profits"
source: commondreams.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sen. Bat Boy: "I am not blowing GOP donor cash on my own run for President." Also Bat Boy: "Hello Iowa. Can you see me on this lovely pick 'em up truck. Remember to vote for me"
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Been away on holiday and are just hearing about Special Masters? Here's a recap of where we're at in bizarro court arguing over who get to keep seized stolen government records. Surely kindly farkers will sagely and calmly answer user questions
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Knock knock." Bush Press Secretary Ari Fleischer: "Who's there?" "9/11." Flescher: "9/11 who?" "YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET." Fleischer: "That was before I was hired by the Saudi LIV Golf Tour"
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun September 11, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Exxon Valdez captain Joseph Hazelwood runs aground at 75
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat September 10, 2022
(NASA)
 
 
 
California had a massive, recordbreaking heatwave in September. Wait, did I say California? I meant Greenland
source: earthobservatory.nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri September 09, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
GOP Senate candidates complain their rivals have all the money
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
The SEC: Most cryptocurrencies are operating illegally. I am the dollar's complete lack of surprise
source: qz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hey Clarence, tell us again how your wife's opinions are her own and they have no influence on your SCOTUS decisions. I could use the laugh
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You should never argue with a crazy man
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio is the Salacious B. Crumb to Trump's Jabba the Hutt
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu September 08, 2022
(Live Science)
 
 
 
If a star explodes in Christendom, does it make a mark?
source: livescience.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One year ago, Greg Abbott signed a bill allowing open carry of firearms without a permit. Let's see how this past year has gon... oh shiat
source: reformaustin.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR got a hold of the novelization of the film "2000 Mules" and if you guessed the reason for the full recall was "We don't wanna get sued into oblivion for publishing this bullsh*t", step up and claim your prize
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Hush, hush, keep it down now, it's Aimee's birthday
source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"That country's adversary -- they would give their left and right arms to find out nuclear capabilities." Appendages? No, $2 billion will suffice
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
GQP playing Calvinball with Documentgate
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed September 07, 2022
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Employees are kindly directed to notice that the bread will be buttered on one side only
source: mediamatters.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Guardian, forgetting which timeline we live in, notices that more lenient rules are applied to the guy who keeps shooting people on 5th Avenue
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Holmes: "Your honor, I've been talking with my dear friend Witness and we've concluded I get a new trial, 'mkay?
source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Barr's latest anti-Trump broadside raises political stakes" What stakes you ask? Nothing. He's just a guy with an opinion on TV, what he says or does no longer matters. Barr is a waste of space and air -- a bloated bag of Iran Contra coverups
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rep. Ilhan Omar insults the good name of weasels everywhere
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon: "Diplomatic immunity" State of New York: "It's just been revoked"
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue September 06, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Toomey comes out from under a rock to help Oz attack Fetterman
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Why yes, a social club is a completely reasonable place to store documents on a foreign powers' nuclear capabilities
source: independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
I can't imagine how Politico could be any more of a rag than it already is. . . . and I stand corrected
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(France 24)
 
 
 
Begun, the hoarding and cheating on Dijon mustard has as the French grapple with nationwide shortage
source: france24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon September 05, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Raskin to Ginni Thomas: "How 'bout we drag some of that batshiat evil you like to wave around into daylight where the J6 Committee can get a good look at it?"
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know you've made some terrible moves in your newsroom if Trump thinks you are moving in the right direction and wants to help you
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
California to roll out Uber subsidy
source: jalopnik.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What the fark is wrong with rich people?
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat September 03, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: What the founding fathers would say about Trump's pardoning Jan. 6 terrorists. Stay tuned for follow-ups on what the founding fathers would say about Rings of Power, pineapple on pizza, crypto, and NOFX's retirement
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Man shows you can dupe investors out of millions in medical-device fraud without being a young blond woman
source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meadows rat notices rising water
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri September 02, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know how we always joked that Trump was an illiterate moron who could only understand picture books? Well, we were mostly right. Except for any damaging national intelligence files on his enemies
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Maybe President Biden didn't think his trashing of Trump plan all the way through, it seems he's pulled an eager Trump onto center stage for 2022
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
TFG Lawyer Alina Habba admits that he "frequently had guests" in the office where the top secret documents were found. Do all of his lawyers suffer from foot-in-mouth disease?
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Guess what Truth Social's biggest problem is?
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu September 01, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Poland demands $1.3 trillion in reparations from Germany. I guess that's their pierogitive
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Enormous fireball falls over New York, amazing hundreds of stargazers, even those who don't like cinnamon flavor
source: livescience.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Miatch McConnell and Peter Thiel are fighting over super-candidate Blake Masters. "You fund him. " ... "No, you fund him"
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed August 31, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Republican candidate in VA trying to flip a House seat removes all references to Trump from her Twitter bio. The Washington Post publicizes this and she decides her best course of action is to publicize it more
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Japan is changing laws requiring floppy disks. Somehow this is porn-related, floppy or not. Floppy
source: theregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue August 30, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Excuse me. I've been living under a rock for the last 6 years or so. Can anyone explain to me why it seems like Republican candidates have suddenly become a bunch of Confederacy-supporting racists and Nazis? Sure, a Slatesplanation will do
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Voters looking to abort the GOP
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 188 of WW3: US and EU officials say Ukraine has successfully used resistance warfare method developed by US special operations forces to fight back against Russia and bog down its military. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon August 29, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The National Archives and the Department of Justice gave too much deference to Trump, for far too long
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri August 26, 2022
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Does Shaquille O'Neal really believe the Earth is flat? Probably not. Okay maybe he does
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed August 24, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Five days ago: Former insiders give Amazon Care health initiative a serious razzing on Washington Post. Today: Amazon Care pays a house call to Google Graveyard
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
There's an immense black spot on the sun today. It's not the same old thing as yesterday
source: livescience.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Newsflash: hybrid sucks
source: fortune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
J6 Committee thinks that something is rotten in the state of Denmark, and it's Roger Stone
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue August 23, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Apparently in Weasel World, "please stop killing us" and "let's murder Congress" both weigh the same as a duck
source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Remember when The Fanta Menace spent $10,000 of charity money to buy a portrait of himself? It's like that, but 65 times worse
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon August 22, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This year's "Thousand year flood" brought to you by Dallas, TX
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russian officials agree to open Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant to UN inspectors, preferably not with explosives
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun August 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Deadliest catch dead
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri August 19, 2022
(Esquire)
 
Hero
 
Sometimes it is hard to improve on the original headline. This is one of those times. "This Timeline of Trumpworld Excuses Proves Mar-a-Lago Raid Week Was Even Stupider Than You Remember" Tag is for the editor who picked the headline
source: esquire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Hey what ever happened to the thousands of migrants Gov. Greg Abbott bussed in from Texas to Washington DC?
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell shell-shocked
source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Both sides are bad Pennsylvania, now if you'll excuse me I need to find a band-aid because I just cut myself on my super-edgy hot take
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Christian school promises parents it will expell all LGBTQ students because Jesus
source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Who aren't the trumpistas attacking?
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Cheney Effect hits Kemp
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu August 18, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hey Trumpy, be careful what you wish for. The DOJ says Oh no, don't release unredacted affidavits. So, Trump demands it. Sounds like a trap to me
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed August 17, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wrong Johnson (R-Russia) 'not overly concerned' about top secret information being leaked from classified documents found at Mar-a-Lago. "I know TFG would only sell those secrets to a good buyer"
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Saudi dental hygienist and mother of two living abroad returns home and gets 3 years in prison for using Twitter and supporting dissidents. Oh Fark: wait, make that 34 years
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue August 16, 2022
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Some people just don't appreciate music when it's played by John Hinckley Jr. Perhaps there is an ultra-tiny violin we can find to comfort him
source: stripes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
More like "2000 Fools", amirite?
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Social Security Administration says the most-changed names are Issac and Chole. If you're not sure why, you should reread the headline
source: fox59.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Trump's attorneys hired a firm to breach voting systems and steal data
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: In my administration, I'm going to enforce all laws concerning the protection of classified information. No one will be above the law. New hotness: No one will be above the law except for ME
source: ca.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon August 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
*insert Kenan popcorn gif
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♫ Secrets in the ladies room ♪ Documents in open view... ♫
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun August 14, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To differentiate themselves further from Democrats, who they call the "The Party of Division," Republicans announce their newest allegiance sect: TINOs
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat August 13, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Next on the "I didn't do it" carousel: He was just careless and unprepared to move out. Aides packed up everything, so he had no clue what was in the boxes. It was the aides' fault
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri August 12, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Spam is OK when it's fundraising emails for political parties
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hawley is trying to run away from investigation into the Secret Service's missing Jan. 6 texts. Wow, look at that lil' fella haul ass
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Everyone wants to visit Ukraine for political reasons
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Axios)
 
 
 
Drug prices could boost democrats during midterms
source: axios.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Boulder)
 
Hero
 
Republican never expected to have their bubble burst in such a hurry. It was almost unfair
source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Axios)
 
 
 
Guess where you won't get to use Medicare for gender-affirming care
source: axios.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Will the warrant be unsealed or will Trump suddenly claim the search warrant on his home is under audit and he can't release it until infrastructure week? Barring any surprises, the great warrant unsealing expected to commence at the 3 p.m. ET hour
source: aljazeera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Republicans are clueless, also have no idea how to respond to the latest reporting on the Mar-a-Lago raid
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu August 11, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
It's pronounced nu-cle-ar
source: independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
The Bulwark apparently hasn't listened to AM radio for the last 30 years
source: thebulwark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed August 10, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Pennsylvania, it's raining subpoenas
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's like Willie Wonka's chocolate factory, but with sepsis
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The iluminati has updated their plot from gay frogs to elderly lizards. No word on when we get erectile dysfunction ducks or male-pattern baldness walruses
source: buzz.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lachlan Murdoch hates Trump but loves money
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Hey, remember all those stories about how Fox News was turning on Trump? Yeah, their coverage of the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago should pretty much show that's not happening
source: mediamatters.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy said that if the FBI wanted the classified documents back, they should have simply asked Trump to hand them over
source: wral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Putin has deployed Steven Seagal to Ukraine. They better hope he really is Hard to Kill, as he may very well be Marked for Death
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon August 08, 2022
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Gentlemen, prepare to unzip your pants
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun August 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For some reason, doctors are reluctant to work in red states
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu August 04, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
Instagram hits another nadir
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed August 03, 2022
(Salon)
 
 
 
Today's Salonsplanation: Ain't nothin' gonna happen
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
GOP hates parents, children
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Kansas Reflector)
 
 
 
"Because lying is allowed in election advertisements, and unsolicited text messages about ballot questions don't require senders to reveal their identity"
source: kansasreflector.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue August 02, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Opiate Oligarchs: America's Cartel
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pelosi lands in Taiwan: The war of 'serious consequences' will now begin with the Chinese, hopefully the implements will be harshly worded letters
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
DHS IG busted covering up the Secret Service coup complicity is very unhappy that you noticed
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon August 01, 2022
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Former Secret Service agent on its handling of Jan. 6: "The whole thing stinks"
source: esquire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Are you a pregnant incub-- er, woman in America? You might want to consider paying cash for farking everything, like NOW
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Everything TFG touches, dies, Golf edition: LIV tournament hosted at his own course couldn't attract hardly any in-person or TV viewers. How bad was it? StubHub was liquidating $75 tickets for $1, and still couldn't get rid of them
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Giggity
source: rollingstone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri July 29, 2022
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Mike Cernovich: Sure, I was a fascist and rape apologist, but I took some ayahuasca and I'm all better now
source: mediamatters.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
The Jan 6 text deletion debacle was more widespread than previously reported. This was a massive cover-up
source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 28, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
That we need to publish a fact check on this tells you all you need to know
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
RNC reaches the third stage of grift- I mean grief
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed July 27, 2022
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Florida Power and Light bought a news outlet to publish propaganda and harass opponents
source: palmbeachpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Mastriano wanted to be fake elector but was smart enough to know it was fake
source: triblive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Root)
 
Hero
 
The real Doogie Howser is female, black, and from... Alabama
source: theroot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 26, 2022
(Paul at LGM)
 
 
 
Opinion: Alito leaked the Dobbs draft to dock block Roberts from flipping Kavanaugh
source: lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Pennachio. Caught sayof Tony Dow is still hospicing " Is He dead or not. Spouse Says yes
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon July 25, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Were it not for the f*cks and penis jokes, this could easily weasel its way into public school curricula. Come check out one of the things Obama has been doing in retirement
source: en.m.wikipedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun July 24, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Well, he's never been held accountable, his supprters remain an existential threat to democracy, and he continues to enjoy the status of Most Popular Republican. Exactly when did you think the stench of this colossal asshat would even begin to clear?
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri July 22, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
I'm a normal human being, and I woke up to a million insults
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
In its effort to be more forthright and transparent about illegally deleting text messages, the Secret Service has lawyered up
source: washingtonexaminer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 21, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
Even the media wing of the Democratic Party is catching on that Biden is unpopular
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cause #532465 of the downfall of the Republic: rule by fiat as no laws can actually get passed
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Running cover," "reporting failure," no "shred of credibility," "fake Russia Russia Russia collusion hoax," "disinformation," "false, liberal political propaganda" .... BINGO
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon July 18, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You might not have even known that Trump was fighting this particular battle with the Pulitzer Prize board, but even if you didn't know, you're probably not surprised to find out that he lost it
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
If you had "three weeks" as the answer to "How long until the post-Roe U.S. will look like a Gileadean dystopia?" step forward and claim your prize
source: jezebel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Pro-life means two dead?
source: independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun July 17, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google Play store has switched to "the honor system" when it comes to app permissions, letting developers tell THEM what things their apps access and just assume they're telling the truth. What could possibly go wrong?
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
RoboCop turns 35 today. I'd still buy that for a dollar
source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri July 15, 2022
(Voice of America)
 
Hero
 
Yellen has plan to bust a cap on Putin
source: voanews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump announcing a 2024 run could help Democrats in the midterms
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
The oldest, brightest black holes in the universe were formed courtesy of Taco Tuesdays
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Q: Who gets to be a church in the United States? A: Any hate-based group who wants to hide their money, apparently
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Joe Manchin: "Fark the planet"
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 14, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
We now know the full story about how Jeffrey Epstein got his money and power. Les Wexner, of Victoria's Secret fame, paid him because he was a dork and wanted to be cool
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Progressive Eeyores are doing Republicans' work for them
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed July 13, 2022
(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz has an epiphany and doesn't even realize it
source: hillreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tasting Table)
 
 
 
List of the "absolute best uses for banana peels' leaves out 'absolute best use for banana peels'
source: tastingtable.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 12, 2022
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Stellar remnants of primordial blue cheese
source: livescience.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
How dare Biden not take responsibility for things that happened when he wasn't President?
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News guest who complained that the Jefferson estate has "gone woke" for mentioning his slave ownership is a racist newsletter writer and founding member of the League of the South
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon July 11, 2022
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
"Bruce Allen and Dan Snyder together were the 'Hardy Boys' of the NFL, bumbling through one misadventure after another." Perhaps if the Hardy Boys were sexist, racist, and never solved anything
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan was upset about January 6th attack, in typical Conservative fashion it is because he had a personal connection to some of the victims
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat July 09, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NOT NEWS: Jury duty summons. NEWS: wrong person shows up. FARK: No one notices until after the trial
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Missouri Independent)
 
 
 
Loser Missouri Attorney General loses lawsuit blaming China for COVID-19 as federal judge notes that the losing loser lost sight of the fact that a state can't sue a foreign country. Loser
source: missouriindependent.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It seems the confidence of Trump successfully overthrowing the government was such that Roger Stone is the next idiot being followed by a film crew to record it for history
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri July 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
US Army trying to recoup $38K worth of rubles from Mikhail Flynn
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Satellites spot construction of Russian anti-satellite laser fac
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Starting July 16, the Suicide Prevention Hotline in the US gets a new number, 988, easier to remember than 1-800-273-8255, and far easier to remember than the proposed 0118-999-881-999-119-7253
source: lifehacker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
TikTok facing lawsuits after seven children win the David Carradine challenge
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
WILL Elon Musk actually commit to buying Twitter or not? WILL Twitter execs sue him if he won't? WHY does this need dramatic flourishes? SUBBY doesn't know
source: cnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 07, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
U.S. Secret Service Director, perhaps sensing trouble over January 6 shenanigans, steps down to spend more time with - OH, SNAP
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more Americans are returning to the office, but they've forgotten how to dress themselves. Article implies they knew before
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Sri Lankan economy has completely collapsed as they run out of fuel and food. This is when things start to get... not so very nice
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed July 06, 2022
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Apparently Donald Trump is trying to jump into the 2024 presidential race ASAP because he thinks he can deflect any criminal charges by claiming that prosecutors are just politically motivated
source: vanityfair.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Welfare queen red states laundering unspent federal covid aid dollars into state tax cuts
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 05, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Amber Heard's lawyers request that judge throw out verdict against her on account of $15 million is a whole lot of money and she'd rather not pay it
source: nbcwashington.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri July 01, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arizona Senate President Karen Fann is going to be going through some things. Where are your Cyber Ninjas now?
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(THV 11)
 
 
 
Arkansas lawmaker proposes legislation preventing pregnant women from crossing state lines if there is a possibility it may be to obtain reproductive care that includes abortion
source: thv11.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu June 30, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hells Angels founder dies, somehow peacefully
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Afghan Taliban hold their 1st major clerical meetup since takeover. Activities scheduled include salsa dancing, hiking, travel, craft beers, and knitting
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Not only are young women clogging operating suites to get their tubes tied, young men are rushing to get vasectomies. Heck, the Final Four isn't happening for another 9 months
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed June 29, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Remember that we only got Cassidy Hutchinson's hearing after she broke the omerta by switching attorneys from Trump's own ETHICS lawyer to a close associate of spurned Trump AG Jeff Sessions
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Secret Service agent denying Trump choked him out was notorious at the White house for being a Trump "yes man" and "enabler" who Trump promoted to Deputy White House Chief of Staff because of his "loyalty" to Trump
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Arlington National Cemetery to remove Navy officer's remains since he was executed for murdering junior petty officer in 1991. "Then her friends that mourn her, and husband that mourns her, can know that [Chabrol] won't get a flag every Memorial Day"
source: stripes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue June 28, 2022
(Salon)
 
 
 
Why should we have any gun laws at all?
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat June 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why do we all use Q-Tips in exactly the one way we're told not to?
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri June 24, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Disney now offering to cover travel expenses for any employee for abortions. Amazingly, it's not alone
source: clickorlando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu June 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2 Girls 1 Liver
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Sign at movie theater: Sorry for the same-sex kissing scene in "Lightyear", we will do all we can to fast forward thru it. Was the theater in (A) Saudi Arabia, (B) Iran, or (C) Oklahoma
source: independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Futurism)
 
 
 
That Google engineer who thinks that the AI named LaMDA is sentient - let's just call him Mr. Nutjob - he says that LaMDA's lawyer was scared off the case by powerful forces
source: futurism.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed June 22, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So did you ever wonder why Dan Snyder turned down such a gracious invitation to testify before Congress? Wonder no more
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue June 21, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Feds looking to increase profits for tobacco companies by making smokers smoke more
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Can't we just have one thing in this country that we don't take a giant crap on and ruin? Just. One. Thing
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amazon plans to start drone delivery in small town full of armed rednecks, because what could possibly go wrong?
source: insideheadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eastman has finally reached Trump's fifth stage of White House employment
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon June 20, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
We might soon reach the point in the US where pro-democracy Republicans will try to contact Antifa to ask if they'd provide security details for them
source: axios.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun June 19, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fox News, home of the hush gender pay disparity lawsuit
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Looper)
 
 
 
Only one Adam Sandler movie scored a perfect 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. That's right, just one
source: looper.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat June 18, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Shields Down
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu June 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anti-vax doctor gets a sixty day chance to find out if her theories about Covid vaccines holds up
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
By all means, please proceed, you jabbering terrorist nutbag
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP News)
 
 
 
6am: Wake up. 7am: Have breakfast with mother. 10am: Meet with senior staff. 1pm: Refuse to overthrow the government of the United States. 2pm: Run for your life
source: apnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Political Flare)
 
 
 
"TFG's aims were autocratic in that he wanted to turn public office into a vessel of making money for himself; to have private profit of public office." Obvious tag doesn't begin to cover this
source: politicalflare.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Jan. 6 committee has the John Eastman-Ginni Thomas coordination emails. The hearings might get a whooole lot more interesting now
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed June 15, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
New NYT editor asks journalists to please stop whining on Twitter about management
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue June 14, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good job, sister
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
No? That's a shame, I was kind of looking forward to the peace of unburied death
source: abc7.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I think he meant to say "Jack & Coke"
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon June 13, 2022
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
In 2017 José Andres and Donald Trump fought over a restaurant in Trump International. Today we have a winner: TFG's name is off the hotel and José is moving in
source: washingtonian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
After a Google engineer claims the company's AI chatbot LaMDA has become "sentient", Google suggests the engineer take a paid vacation on STFU Island
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
1/6 was ABSOLUTELY a coup attempt, according to an expert on autocrats. It's just that, like everything else Trump has turned his hand to, he botched it with poor planning and execution. He needed to be present at the Capitol to be successful
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Number one: Amber Heard doesn't 'blame' jury for siding with Johnny Depp. Number two: she says...heheheheh...'number two'
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun June 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Advertise they were once allies and worked for a man who tried to commit sedition against the United States?
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat June 11, 2022
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
The Saudi "Can we buy respectability" Golf Tour decides that screwing with a small Oregon town's 4th of July festival is good PR
source: koin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri June 10, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Ginni Thomas really, REALLY tried to fraudulently flip Arizona for TFG. So much so that she asked 29 people for help
source: rollingstone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
If the suspect was already in custody on the other side of the country why did the FBI have to force entry to his grandfather's house?
source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
USA media is getting the message: more facts, less hot air
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu June 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bye, Felicia (says Washington Post)
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Rubberface defends Beavis impersonator
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Twitter gives consent for Musk to suck on its full blast firehose
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed June 08, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Twitter discovers the concept of malicious compliance
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Man tries to appeal directly to Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh under the Second Amendment
source: independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You just have to figure out if it's lateral or lingual
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue June 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Being ordered to impersonate state electors in "complete secrecy" sounds about as legit as that FREE CANDY van Matt Gaetz drives around in
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Notice how most coup plotters' and insurrectionists' legal defenses amount to, "Our crimes would've been legalized if we'd succeeded so you can't prosecute us"
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
That's nice. But does anybody care at this point?
source: gamesradar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Phil Mickelson's career takes sinister turn as Lefty makes $200 million deal to play in Saudi golf league despite admitting,"They killed Jamal Khashoggi and have a horrible record on human rights. They execute people over there for being gay"
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Republican News Network will deal with the greatest threat to American Democracy since 1861 by completely ignoring it
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon June 06, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Factionalizing International Golf, Just Avoid Me
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
WaPo reporter David Weigel tries his hand at conservative humor, gets suspended without pay for a month
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"The fact of the matter is...this was an attempted coup; this was an attempt to overthrow democracy. It was an attempt to stop, dead in its tracks, on Jan. 6, the peaceful transition of power - and that's a coup"
source: huffpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Uvalde police weren't the first to respond late to a school shooting. They were just the worst liars about it
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Will the January 6 Committee Hearings be able to hit the same ratings as the Watergate Hearings, or will this franchise reboot be more along the lines of Robert Pattinson trying to re-do Batman?
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We all know nothing will come of it, but at least this kinda makes it official
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun June 05, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Criminal GQP chair went all in for Trump, illegally seizing voting machines
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat June 04, 2022
(EcoWatch)
 
 
 
Oh darn, what a shame, if only we could have predicted this when designating it as a refuge
source: ecowatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Obvious Tag has been waiting for this one
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri June 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
What is it with Republicans becoming so bold and spinally endowed once they're no longer in office?
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Futurism)
 
 
 
So, how 'bout that war?
source: futurism.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
In the wake of Uvalde, gun manufacturers are doubling down because, well, why wouldn't they? This is America; they know nothing's gonna happen to them
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Two words explain why Donald Trump won't run for president in 2024. No they're not 'dropped dead'
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
There are 4 hostile extraterrestrial powers targeting Earth, and the chance of a human being killed by an asteroid is only 100 times greater than the chance of Earth being invaded by one of them. Wait...what?
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Load older headlines
These are only a small percentage of links submitted. Join TotalFark to see them all!




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.