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Fri April 16, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Be careful of what you wish for progressives, a post-filibuster world would be a nightmare for you
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The GOP is banning foster care for immigrant children, with Nebraska's governor and South Carolina's governor making it illegal for residents to foster sundered children
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Famed for losing all those lawsuits for Devin Nunes, attorney Steven Biss takes on a case for a student suing WSJ, WaPo, NY Times, and MSNBC. His record remains unmarred by success
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Sit back, and I'll tell you the tale of the saddest aircraft carrier in history. Yes, it's in China
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Thu April 15, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer charges forth with filibuster reform
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Global chip shortage could last into 2022, tech firm says, as supplies of fish and tartar sauce remain weak
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Questionable quality, but received ahead of schedule: Would crush union vote again
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The GOP bench is so empty in Georgia, Trump is trying to recruit an anti abortion ex-Democrat to primary the current Governor. He's a tantrum throwing ethically challenged sexual harrasser though, so he meets the requirements
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
0.0144% of those who have gotten the vaccine have come down with Covid-19. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Juan Williams tells the truth
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Man-hating demonic chihuahua up for adoption
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There are people out there just now noticing the rich get special treatment
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Right wing podcast hellbent on making conservatism "cool" again. Wait, when was conservatism ever cool?
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Roller Rink Manager wanted. $200k/year, $40k bonuses, housing and expenses included
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For whatever reason, the USPS helped Amazon in anti-union activity
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Department of Defense Inspector General uncovered evidence that Michael Flynn accepted thousands of dollars from foreign interests and governments, and might just have broken some laws, committed some light treason
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Wed April 07, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Oh wait, so telling corporations to keep their noses out of politics isn't the best way to keep them shoveling piles of money to me and my evil little country-club buddies?" *retracts into shell*
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An ode to Reagan's Gate 35x... the worst airport experience this side of Siberia, the poorest parts of Africa, or LaGuardia
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Are you suggesting that the SCOTUS isn't political, Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The new B.1.1.7-variant school outbreaks seem linked to sports and extracurriculars, not classroom transmission
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Tue April 06, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats in Congress have passed a desperately needed stimulus plan and are working on the first overhaul of the Voting Rights Act since 1965 and the most ambitious infrastructure plan since Eisenhower. Republicans are picking a fight with baseball
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It looks like the main motivator for most of the traitors, criminals, and insurrectionists who took part in the Jan. 6 capital riot was the growing awareness that they no longer represent America's master race. Hey, guys? You never did
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz: Fighting for your right to post revenge porn on the internet
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
When a man loves a pimp very much
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
According to Fox News, criticizing Matt Gaetz for pedophilia and wanting him held criminally liable is "puritanical"
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
DeSantis orchestrated a pay-to-vaccinate scheme for the rich
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Head trauma from football, major drug problems, hallucinations, heart palpitations, headaches, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, paranoia. US Capitol attacker sounds like a typical American
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Should we be worried about those 15 million destroyed Johnson & Johnson doses?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Even judges are getting tired of Devin Nunes' incessant lawsuits. Don't have a cow, your honor
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Why even bother having a clock anymore?
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Roger Stone has the answer to Matt Gaetz's problems
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Fri April 02, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
White House staff launched an 'underground' haircut ring last year during DC pandemic lockdown. It operated out of a bathroom and was so popular that WH found a new permanent barber
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Why yes, Matt Gaetz was the only no vote on 2017 human trafficking bill. Why do you ask?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
MTV admits it has a mental health problem
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Wed March 31, 2021
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Cosplay cowboys continue to ruin Texas
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Because 'Murica, the demand for life-saving Covid vaccines is already waning in some parts of the country
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Prepare your anuses for "The Biden Boom" which is going to be real and spectacular
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Isn't it odd how Matt Gaetz, who is now under investigation for having sex with a child, was best buddies with a former GOP official who ended up indicted for child sex trafficking? Is the whole "QAnon" conspiracy one massive case of reflection?
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In the never ending quest for balance, Washington Post finally manages to pin a 4 pinocchio lie on Biden. I mean how dare he say that the GOP are trying to cut voting hours with all their bills that cut voting hours
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
G. Gordon Liddy's American flag speedo has gone to the great hamper in the sky
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Arizona Republicans, 2010: support and pass a law requiring people to show their ID if a cop thinks they're too brown. Madison Cawthorn, 2021: "We must make every effort to keep America from becoming a 'show your papers society'"
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
N.Y. Attorney General and Manhattan DA form rare alliance to investigate sentient glob of liver cirrhosis run amok
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(Aviation Web)
 
 
 
Call it the NIMBY paradox. The less of it there is, the more they'll complain
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why does Biden slack off on the weekends instead of working hard like Trump did?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Two grand juries in Fulton County investigating Trump
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Because one consists of an elite team of highly competent people dedicated to making America great again, and the other was, well, Trump's White House
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Internet harassment of female journalists is getting worse, and no one knows what to do about it
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Fri March 26, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Grocery store censors cake, which is odd because the store name looks like Pubix
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't be mad sweetie, I told you how you could move up the list
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
What, like from a cannon into the Sun?
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Wed March 24, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
North Korean despot Kim Jong-un's message to Joe Biden has been sent, missiles launched into the sea to make sure no water is safe while Joe is president
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Abandon hope, all ye fans of the Washington Football Team
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Don Henley Institute study finds massive bad-news bias in US media
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby just discovered Kouign Amann, "40 percent dough, 30 percent butter, and 30 percent sugar." OMG where have you been all my life? Gonna make some... anyone got tips?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Oh, the humanity
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
James Huntsman sues LDS church to recover millions in tithing. Church says tithing is voluntary. Guess those year end meetings with church officials to square up your 10% "donation" based on your annual income is voluntary too?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
There was a time when the GOP wanted more people to vote
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(Chron)
 
 
 
For some strange unknown reason, Roger Stone's name keeps popping up in Capitol breach investigation court filings
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Secretary Haaland already reversing the damage Trump has done to the Native Americans
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You had me at toilet-invading iguanas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Like everyone else in Los Angeles, Orlando Bloom starts his day with 20 minutes of Buddhist chanting and a hike to "earn" breakfast
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Kentucky Republicans pass a bill that would make it a crime to insult a cop, putting forward a new "cancel culture" law
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Rich homeowners get tax breaks more than the average homeowner
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(AP News)
 
 
 
GOP Rep. denies then doesn't deny unhooking a woman's bra without consent, blames demon alcohol, apologizes to woman, and will resign... in January 2023
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Because when one of your own guns down 8 people, it's easier to declare the whole of mankind 'corrupt' than to take a good look at yourselves
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Heads up Canadians, ICE is reserving hotel rooms for illegal migrants and may fly them to states on the Canadian border so they can reach the real promised land
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
要出典 (citation needed)
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And it looks like Tom Reed has emerged as one of the early challengers to disgraced NY governor Andrew Cuomo, and -- oh, wait, he's just been hit by a sexual harassment complaint. Of course, he's a Republican, so that may be a selling point
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Joe Biden trips going up the steps to Air Force One. Somehow this makes Donald Trump President again
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Thu March 18, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
We need smart people to sit on juries
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One of the reasons Marjorie Taylor-Greene got elected is because she ran unopposed. That won't be the case in 2022
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Postal voter fraud never happened
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen says Trump is in for a "proctological exam of the highest order" from prosecutors. That's the kind where the doctor has both hands on your shoulders
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I'm Eric wants his turn to bankrupt a casino
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The answer is No, but at least we will finally hear the truth about Crybaby Kavanaugh's sexual assault history
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sen Bob Menendez (D-NJ): "Fark your decorum, I'mma call a sp- I'mma call a racist a racist"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Don't believe in memes, people, especially if it's about Nancy Pelosi's net worth
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Maria Bartiromo fumbles key fact about a correction
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Alaska GOP demands Senator Lisa Murkowski stop identifying as Republican, liking what they don't like
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
What we call drugs at 74th street Baptist church we call a sinny-sin-sin. Well, around here between Normandie and Western we call this here a little twenty-twen-twen
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Facebook investigation determines that "Stupid does as stupid is"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
So, 'liberal media', why is Biden not getting proper credit for saving jobs?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Learned Elders of Zion Capitol Police officer has been suspended
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
WaPo threw the Georgia election and other complaints from Trumpistan
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Mon March 15, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cuomo's vaccine czar should definitely not be doing his pimping
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is now officially "Technoking of Tesla". Oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz
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Sun March 14, 2021
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Jonah Goldberg gives Fark a shoutout for trying to buy Uncle Joe his Trans Am
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jeremiah was a prophet. He was a good friend of mine. He predicted Trump would win last year, but now all he can do is whine
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Sat March 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Michael Flynn isn't out of the traitor woods yet
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman sues Apple for stealing her idea for: A) camera lens design, B) Touch ID, or C) emojis with different skin colors
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Gosar the Gosaryan
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Fri March 12, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Study: Of 26 million homes sold between 2006 and 2016, homes in Black neighborhoods are taxed roughly 50 percent higher than others in the same county
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Thank you for clarifying, Business Insider: " The shiva period lasts seven days and follows the burial of a close family member. It does not involve nude photographs"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The GOP's freshman class is a tribute to idiocy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jon Kitna says a former wide receiver would be "drunk in the huddle" during games. It was during his time with the Bengals though, so that doesn't really narrow it down
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Katamari Damacy method of terrorist cell structuring
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about Sea Monkeys but were afraid to ask
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Commonwealth Cancelled
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Tue March 09, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
His name was Mudd
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
A sixth allegation has hit the Cuomo tower
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Gotta keep lining the pockets
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Sun March 07, 2021
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Five... five .... five women now accusing Governor Cuomo of being sexually inappropriate with them
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Fri March 05, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The billionaire accused of running the biggest tax fraud scheme in U.S. history was a prolific donor to Republican groups and causes. The leaders of those organizations have kept quiet on the federal charges against him. Problem solved
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP is worried that extremism might spread throughout its ranks. Ummm, guys, we've got some bad news for you
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(Chron)
 
 
 
In today's news that should be obvious: that Happy-Fun brand contact-less thermometer your office managar got cheap on Amazon and uses on you when you walk in? Yeah, it's worthless
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"One of the regrettable lessons Republicans have learned from the Trump years is there's no need to apologize. They don't feel the need to explain themselves because might makes right"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington Football Team replaces cheerleaders with coed dance squad, says they are "looking for attractive people to perform tricks." Isn't that what got them into trouble?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
PMG DeJoy continues his master plan to reduce the US Postal Service to rubble
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
After fences, cameras and calls to the cops failed to solve anything, neighbors took shifts standing guard over an Asian-American family targeted by racially motivated attacks. If this doesn't work Olivia Munn plans to don her Psylocke costume
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
January 6 insurrectionist served with civil rights lawsuit --- at Mar-a-Lago. Yes, him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Any Russians looking for beachfront property at a huge markup?
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Wed March 03, 2021
(The American Spectator)
 
 
 
Out of 8,000 epidemiologists in the US we found a couple who think lockdowns don't work so obviously COVID would have gone away on it's own of we did nothing
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Fox in shocks
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Tue March 02, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI Director Christopher Wray: FBI investigators have not seen "any evidence" of Antifa in Capitol riot. Probably because it doesn't exist
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Griddy's Texas customers surprised to find out they are exposed to uncapped pricing risks. Now pair that with autodraft
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(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
Alex Jones admits on camera that he hates Trump and that he's only in it for the money
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani banned from YouTube for spreading lies about Trump's election
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Mon March 01, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci to Governor Noem (Q-SD): Talk to the numbers, the mask doesn't want to hear it anymore
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ron Johnson is confused and may be some kind of idiot
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The latest GOP conspiracy? Biden is a puppet controlled by [SPINS WHEEL OF OBAMA].......... RON KLAIN
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Sun February 28, 2021
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
A report on how the My Pillow guy jumped on the Trump Train to save his failing business and because of that he's about to get sued into the seventh level of corporate hell
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Sat February 27, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
It was just a matter of time before the huge wave of bankruptcies hit us because of the coronavirus pandemic. Many businesses will be lucky to live through it
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
China denies asking US diplomats to back dat azz up
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Biden rolls back Trump's architecture guidelines for federal buildings. Removal of faux gold fixtures, gaudy frescoes, and tacky columns to commence immediately
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Once again, why exactly do police bodycams HAVE an "off" switch?
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
OK, Democrats, you've had 35 days to replace the privately run detention centers for immigrants with unicorn petting zoos. Not done yet?? This is an outrage
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Actually, that's kinda the point
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"One phone call with Donald Trump destroyed this Republican lawyer's career." Looks like she missed a tiny detail that proved to be detrimental: The fact that her client was Donald J. Trump. Rookie mistake, lady
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(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
My fellow Americans, the Corporate Surgeon General of the United States of Anybody Handing Out Six Figure Consulting Fees
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Washington Amazons? More likely than you think
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Vaccines, antibiotics, weight loss and insulin: a look at healthcare in the 20s... The 1920s
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Belligerent politely asks opponent to make invasion easier
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Sun February 21, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Headline from the Weekly World News- er, the BBC: "Did nuclear spy devices in the Himalayas trigger India floods?" Then it gets weird
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Cancun was not the first time Cruz took the family on an out-of-country vacation during a public crisis
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Thu February 18, 2021
(LA Times)
 
 
 
I(I...I...) Don't wanna know your name... Cause you don't look the same... The way you did before. Okay(okay...okay...). You think you got a pretty face... But the rest of you is out of place... You liked Trump alright befooooore
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The feds were already investigating Roger Stone and the Proud Boys to see how deeply connected he was and how serious they were with threatening his trial judge
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Peekaboo I see Yu
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
You know things are bad when an entire continent gets unfriended on FaceBook
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(Independent)
 
 
 
If your party's main theme to win is to restrict voting than maybe you need a new game plan. Or you're a Republican
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Stunned freezing cold turtles and volunteer rescuers so happy together
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Wed February 17, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Who cares?
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Mon February 15, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump's attorney pocketed coasters and stole them from the Senate Chambers
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Sun February 14, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Parting shot returned by overhead smash
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
The CIA can reject a public records request seeking information on U.S. payments to Syrian rebel forces because a tweet from former President Trump didn't officially acknowledge such records exist
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Sat February 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Could Lindsey Graham be joining Orange Julius Caesar in Georgia's big house in the not-so-distant future?
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Those underground tunnels that can be sealed to protect Congress couldn't be sealed because the Proud Boys prevented it. Those scamps think of everything
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Police became suspicious after a missing man's son visited a local Lowes store, where he bought a 96-gallon trash can with wheels, germicidal bleach, latex gloves and extra-heavy plastic drop cloths. He paid for it using the missing man's debit card
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers expected to present a very short defense case, possibly consisting of one sentence: Can you get him off the hook senators, one more time, for old time's sake?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Drug companies who agreed to a $26 billion dollar settlement over their role in the opioid crisis are looking forward to deducting a good chunk of those payments from their taxes
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
The outcome of Donald Trump's impeachment trial is predetermined, not unlike a trial down in Mississippi in 1964
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Klete Keller almost ends up with twice as many charges as he has Olympic medals and could face up to 15 years
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Thu February 11, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Republican party now resembles one of those crazed European extreme right-wing parties, which wouldn't be as bad if they didn't also control half of the Federal government and multiple states
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Now out of office, Trump may have to face tax questions
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
A short history lesson about how Larry Flynt took on Jerry Falwell and the religious right and won
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FlyADeal regrets to inform passengers that flight 408 will be delayed while we repair the drone strike damage
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
The claim "Trump Won 2/3rds of Election Lawsuits Where Merits Considered" is true, but only if you count any GOP lawsuit going back to March 2020 to be "Trump" and don't count dismissing a case for having no evidence as "considering its merits"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Turns out that trying to induce someone to "find" just enough votes to help you win an election, just might be criminal
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market rally continues as companies cut costs -- mostly labor. This is not a repeat from every 5 years since 1980
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Young me wouldn't have given half a fart about the board of governors of the US Postal Service. Old me... his blood boils. Here's why Louis DeJoy will get to sabotage the USPS for years to come
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(Time)
 
 
 
Ukraine releases transcript of "shock call" with Trump enforcer Rudy Giuliani
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Well he didn't say they were moving left
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Problem: NFL team leadership is harassing the cheerleaders. Solution: Get rid of the problem
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
An LA Times reviewer read Andy Ngo's new pro-fascist "book" so you don't have to. Spoiler alert: it's a jumble of false equivalencies, lies, and logical fallacies. Ngo way
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wait, companies will pay you for...oh, first woman master blender for Mount Gay Rum. My bad
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Georgia's Secretary of State opens investigation into Trump Campaign's attempted manipulation of Georgia's Secretary of State
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The Facebook Insurrection: Out of 233 Capitol siege charging documents, 73 reference Facebook. YouTube is referenced in 24. Facebook-owned Instagram is next with 20, while far-right Parler is mentioned in only 8
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Sun February 07, 2021
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Remember that cyclist who lost her job for flipping off Donald Trump? She was so po-ed that she ran for office, defeated the GOP candidate, and now oversees legislation for leisure facilities in her county - including Trump's National Golf Club
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's only your tax dollars at work if you pay taxes though (taps index finger to temple)
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Back in the quaint ol' days, people in Paris sent messages to each other via a series of tubes (where have I heard that term before?)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
QAnon continues to survive post-Trump because it's now crowdsourcing its ideas from one of the dumbest crowds ever assembled
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Even Trump didn't believe his own election lies
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Big tech has a big union push
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
A movie about a family that moves from California to Arkansas while chasing the American Dream has received a Golden Globe nomination for "Best Foreign Language Film" because some dialogue isn't in English. Some people have a problem with that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
General urges Military to get comfortable with "throwaway equipment" like drones, your mom
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Wed February 03, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon was rescued from federal charges over his Build the Wall scam. But not from NY state charges
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(The Baffler)
 
 
 
From Medieval books to Gutenberg's bible to British pub signs to German propaganda posters to 80s hair-metal albums to fast-n-furious window decals to Instagram, blackletter script type spreads like a virus across history, jumping from host to host
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(Slate)
 
 
 
DC insider dishes about the lousy tippers of the Trump administration
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In news that is bound to shock absolutely no one, Trump's lawyer points out that a Trump promise is absolutely meaningless
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Clarence Thomas's wife apologizes for supporting treason, racists
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon might not be able to drunk-stumble his way outta this one
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Tesla Legal: it was wrong for the NHTSA to assert that the touchscreen "should last at least the useful life of the vehicle, essentially double its expected lifespan"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oh, look -- it's Chapter 1,749,355 of "Thanks for Nothing, Facebook"
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Well, it certainly will keep the ball rolling afterward
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP "moderates": Be bipartisan and consider this idea of ours with 1/3 of what you originally proposed. Biden: LOL
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bezos is retiring from Amazon while he's still in his prime
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Guess what the border wall construction workers think of Biden's decision to stop border wall construction. Warning: Language may not be safe for work
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nothing says "I ain't sorry" quite like an apology from Ginni Thomas
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Watching nazi Nosferatu Stephen Miller melt down over Biden undoing Trump's "legacy" is the pick-me-up you need
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
The battle between Wall Street and Reddit and the social psychology that says who will win
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Oh sure (finger quotes) "Tricked me"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't wear your mask like this, folks
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden takes aim at the real enemy: the New York Times editorial board, because fark those guys, amirite?
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
He *was* a spy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Matt Taibbi suggests Wall Street apply vacuum. The Reddit-driven runup of GME, et al., "actually comes closer to being an updated and superior version of Occupy Wall Street"
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Thu January 28, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Our copy editors [at the Post] are questioning whether we should call it a 'conspiracy theory' or an 'extremist ideology.'" Insert whynotboth.jpg
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump moved the Bureau of Land Management offices out of the DC area? Yeah, 87% of employees quit. Elect people who say the government doesn't work, and they'll prove it by destroying the government
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Oh no. Trump branded buildings in Manhattan have lost half their value. Anyway
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Harry Potter and the Chamber of the Toxic Creator
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're going to mess around on a dating app while you're literally on a first date with someone, be sure to wear glasses with non-reflective lenses
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
How President Joe Biden ended up with a moon rock in the Oval Office
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
His weakness may be strong but his candles are 52. Happy birthday Patton Oswalt
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Tue January 26, 2021
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
All presidents lie, including Joe Biden
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden reopening the ACA marketplace to ensure Americans have health coverage
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Mon January 25, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell finally agrees to move forward on a power-sharing deal between Senate Democrats and Republicans after he's reassured that minorities' rights will be preserved
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
139. The number of cops assaulted when Trump supporters heroically tried to save the President's ego by eliminating congress and the Vice President
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Retired law professor John Eastman says John Eastman speech didn't instigate Capitol Riot and prosecutors should not indict him and as a retired law professor he knows more than prosecutors so they should listen to him, not indict John Eastman
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders dares the GOP to criticize him for using reconciliation to 'Protect ordinary people, not just the rich.' Don't expect him to pull any punches just because he's wearing those adorable mittens
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Nocows
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
So the choice is vote to acquit to stop Trump from running as a third party candidate or vote to convict so he can't run as either a third party or GOP candidate
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On the front page of Wikipedia today, you will learn that Napoleon's penis was cut off during his autopsy and has passed through many hands
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Republicans who condemned Trump are finding out that the leopards are out and they are hungry for faces
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Sun January 24, 2021
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen claims Trump has issued secret "pocket pardons" for himself and his family. No word on how long you have to microwave those before they're ready
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A lesson in how to be totally embarrassed on national TV. Brought to you today by a freshman congressman
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Schadenfreude : noun, pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune
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Sat January 23, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Capitol terrorist Jeffrey Patrick Sabol, with his "highly-pedigreed, upper-crust background", is cruelly denied access to chocolate and cuckoo clocks
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Murkowski: "As a moderate, I want to be absolutely clear I will only be caucusing with insurrectionists, as I have nothing in common with Democrats"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Biden has Trump fire usher. When asked to confirm, Lil' John and Ludacris replied, "Yeah"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ssssshhhh, don't tell. McConnell wants Trump convicted, pass it on. Don't tell. Shhhhhhhhh
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Exposed: Biden's Chinese handler
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Former President Trump's parting turd to Joe Biden could flush GOP-leaning voters into the new president's camp
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Curing cancer is unfair to cancer
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Attack on Capitol by crazed Trump supporters much worse than was reported
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump will enter impeachment like he did with Stormy Daniels
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
President Biden, now that you're in office, it's time go big or go home
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(CNN)
 
 
 
They've already got the sharpie and bronzer stains off the curtains, the rats and roaches have pretty much vanished, and the stink's about gone too
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In like a traitorous Flynn
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dr. Hydro arrested for insurrectioning
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I'm just thinking out loud here, but maybe you don't deserve a $5.2 million bonus when 2,800 people died of Covid-19 in the nursing homes you manage
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Newsmax, OAN, and Fox News should be shut down for citing an insurrection
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Tue January 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Don McGahn is taking his cat to the library tomorrow
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump admin bailed out anti-vaccine groups during pandemic. It's like someone was deliberately organizing as much chaos as possible in the U.S
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Texas man and potential Father of the Year candidate worried that his children might turn him in to the FBI for his participation in the insurrection, warns them that "traitors get shot"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New poll shows that most Americans think Donald Trump will be remembered as a sub-par president, and yes we needed a golf reference in this headline
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
QAnon supporters have been discussing posing as National Guard members in DC and have been reviewing maps of vulnerable spots in the city
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news, Zuckerberg and Dorsey, Trump lost re-election, so Section 230 is safe from being rewritten or removed and you can go back to normal. Yeah, about that. Maybe you guys should have kicked the Nazis off your social media sites sooner
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Probably nothing because he never pays his bills
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Remembering Trump's legacy: The border wall, extended by all of 80 miles in the last 4 years. Narrator: The border length is 1,954 miles
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Cheer up America, the deplatforming of Trump and his ilk is already having a huge impact on the country
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Liam Neeson's new cookie-cutter thriller The Marksman is #1 at the box office with $3.7 million
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"We're about to see a whole political party do a large-scale version of 'New phone, who dis?' It will be like that boyfriend you should never have dated--the mistake that shall not be mentioned"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham is a coward
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
41 minutes of fear: A video timeline from inside the Capitol siege
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff wants to preserve law and order, says that Trump shouldn't be allowed to have any intelligence. Well, yes, that's always been Trump's main problem, so keeping it away from him isn't exactly an impossible mission
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Deadly Capitol raid would have still happened without Parler -- but not without Facebook
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Sat January 16, 2021
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Zip tie guy's mom has now been arrested
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey, has anyone ever pointed out that the lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math? I'm sure I've seen that somewhere before
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Future headline: 6,000 Amazon warehouse workers fired in Alabama
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Constitution Center)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that yes, a federal official can be impeached, convicted, removed from office AFTER he's left it, and barred from holding office under the United States for life
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mean libs calling conservatives Hitler, Y'All Queda, snowflakes, and many more. Nazi KKK members have feelings too, ya know. No Sad Sarcasm tag?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Laid with dogs, shocked to get fleas
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Thu January 14, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The lockdown during the Capitol Coup is officially a superspreading event after a fourth Democratic member of Congress reveals their diagnosis with COVID
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Prepare for the "Indoguration"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
President Trump wanted to visit the House floor yesterday to defend himself concerning the impeachment proceedings. Probably wasn't aware the place is pretty scared about terrorists right now
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ben Shapiro projects the conservative idea of "unity" onto those who wanted second impeachment, conveniently ignoring the odor of the sedition in the punchbowl
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FBI & DHS: We totes warned the cops about a January Putsch. Reporter: Did you though? FBI & DHS: No, no we did not
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Editors at the Murdoch-owned New York Post told staff members this week not to use reporting from CNN, MSNBC, The NYT or WaPo as the only source for an article. OANN, Newsmax, and 4th gen facebook forwards from your racist uncle still on the table
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The leader of the Stop The Steal treason weasels the day of their failed coup "I had nothing to do with it" compared to yesterday "The lord says vengeance is his, and I pray that I am the tool to stab these motherfarkers." Lock him up
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Wed January 13, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Ironically, it may be something called "alternative liability" that allows lawmakers who refused to wear masks during the siege to get their pants sued off
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(Salon)
 
 
 
We mustn't forget Mark Meadows also conspired to commit illegal acts in Georgia
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(Asheville Citizen-Times)
 
 
 
Madison Cawthorne says he absolutely had a loaded gun in the Capitol building last week
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough demands the MAGAts be charged with seditious conspiracy and imprisoned
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Tue January 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Around 4000 armed Trump supporters have a plan to surround the Capitol, kill Congressmen and prevent Biden from being inaugurated but Biden supporters want people to have health care so both sides are bad
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FBI report warned of "war at the Capitol". No indication of Panic at the Disco, however
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(SwimSwam)
 
 
 
Former Olympian spotted at Capitol riot out of his swimlane
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
International Hotel in Washington DC for sale. Cheap! Half off retail! No broker, no brokerage fees! Trump name very optional
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't ask for unity if you can't admit you lost
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's random potential security threat: Joe Biden's Peloton bike
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drummer for Guns and Roses. Editor in Chief at Reuters. Is there anything this guy can't do?
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Mon January 11, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One of Fox News biggest critics is one of their biggest advertisers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In case you didn't know it, some of the vilest right-wing talk show hosts on Earth -- including Mark Levin, Ben Shapiro, and Dan Bongino -- are actually on a leash held by their employer, Cumulus Media. And that leash just got yanked, hard
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Sun January 10, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Trump finally sanctioned by an organization that can actually punish him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now where will I go for my KGBurger and Big Gulagulp?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Let's see how Parler CEO John Matze is dealing with the fallout from being booted from Apple and Google stores
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Sat January 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
India to vaccinate extinct species
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Who collects trash anyway?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Man trains his goldfish to play soccer. Meanwhile, you can't even train your labradoodle to refrain from peeing onto your favorite carpet
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Is Ted Cruz going to pay a price for his treachery? Um, probably not but still
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Anyone telling you Wednesday wasn't supposed to be an attack on the Capitol, or better yet, that it was really Antifa, they're lying to you. Here's some of the documented planning going back months
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
So Trump would have to specifically say I Donald J Trump pardon myself for instigating an insurrection on January 6th to cover himself
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"In forums devoted to the QAnon conspiracy theory movement and among hard-right groups such as the Proud Boys, plans to turn a pro-Trump rally into a full-on capture of the Capitol had been plotted, dissected and disseminated for months"
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Protester that sat in Pelosi's office and took her mail is looking for top notch lawyers like Rudy to represent him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Intelligence agencies in multiple NATO nations are confirming to their governments that yesterday was an attempted coup and had help from law enforcement
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Josh Hawley may not want to return to Missouri
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Wed January 06, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
What did the Dildo-types believe was going to happen today? What do *you* think they expected to happen today?
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Will they harass other senators besides Romney? Will the cops intervene? Will they turn tail and flee when the riot police show up? THIS is your DC protest thread
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Tue January 05, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
And now, a real President weighs in on the Georgia call
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Ouroboros. New hotness: Face eating leopard eating its own face
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(AOL)
 
 
 
It's Mar-a-Soon-To-Go, if this lawmaker has his way
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Where Donald Trump got his lies about election fraud. Surprisingly the answer was not "from up his ass," turns out it's "from up random internet strangers' asses." Thanks, Slate
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
Underrate Shirley Jackson at your own peril
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's latest judicial loss won't be televised because his lawyers asked that the Mercy Rule be invoked
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lauren Boebert: YES, YES, I'm carrying my gun through the streets of DC. I'm carrying. Yes. OH GOD. Just like that. I'm CARRYING. Boebert's staff: She's faking it
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Mon January 04, 2021
(Digg)
 
Audio
 
Making sedition funny
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Only 37?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Does anyone care what Howard Stern thinks of Trump's call to Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger? Me neither, but here you go anyway. Baba Booey
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR notes that those tied to Trump by criminal conspiracy, and his rabid cultists think he did no wrong, and therefore, Trump is hearby declared Grand Poobah for life. Those pesky, nitpicking legal experts only have the criminal code to cite. BSAB
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump tried calling Brad Raffensperger 18 times before finally getting through. ♪♫NOBODY'S HOOOOOOOME... NOBODY'S HOOOOOOOME ♪♫
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Dominion plans to sue Sidney Powell for defamation, doesn't rule out suing Trump the second he steps out of the White House
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Some Republicans have finally found a line they won't cross. Also, day's not over
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
No Ma
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Congress has passed the complicated rules for the January 6 electoral vote counting: "count the votes in the envelopes." Well if that's not treason then I don't know what is
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump attempted to pull out of the rally in Georgia tonight, but will instead see it through and use it to air grievances. Anyone familiar with the pull-out method is familiar with that trajectory
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Perdue: "I didn't hear anything in that tape that the president hasn't already said for weeks now since the November election." Also: the leak of the call was "disgusting." But why would he be disgusted by what Trump has been saying for weeks?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Trump 'could' be charged"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Lawyers have moved beyond discussing the legality of Trump's actions to discussing the difficulty of prosecuting him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
RIP America "...the president of the United States is actually elected on the honor system by 535 members of Congress"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Q: Did Trump break state and federal laws trying to pressure Georgia's Secretary of State to "find 11,780 votes"? A: Meh, ain't nothing gonna happen
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Carl Bernstein: Yeah, that Georgia telephone call is worse than Watergate
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
DC: Yo MAGAts: no guns on January 6
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Sun January 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Washington Post publishes audio of the phone call in which Trump tried to pressure Georgia's Raffensperger to overthrow democracy: "There's nothing wrong with saying, you know, um, that you've recalculated"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Proud Boys to attend Jan. 6 DC rallies 'incognito'." Why do this if you're proud?
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Thu December 31, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Shocking news: The Trumpists are catastrophically failing at managing the distribution of the vaccine
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If "reorganizing the Praetorian Guard because they might be too loyal to the outgoing emperor" was on your 2020 bingo card, you just made it in under the wire
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Wed December 30, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Now that it's affected him personally, Republican politician warns the public that Covid-19 is a real danger and they should listen to public health experts and take recommended precautions
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In addition to being a perv and a jackass, the minority owners of the Redacteds claim that Dan Snyder is also a thief
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dr. Drew Pinsky has been downplaying Covid-19 the last year. Naturally, he's contracted it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 2021, Millennials will be eligible to sue for age discrimination, wear bespoke handcrafted heirloom avocado belts
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Tue December 29, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Nashville Bomber's motives might still be kind of murky but that hasn't stopped the QAnon kooks from claiming him as one of their own
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Prince William County, VA police department -- the same one that had an officer moonlighting as a right-wing terrorist on Parler -- decides that its 5 officers who shot an armed 79-year-old didn't do anything wrong
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Mon December 28, 2020
(WTOP)
 
 
 
VA deputy who was fired after Parler posts in his name threatening various government officials and Supreme Court Chief Justice Roberts surfaced, claims it wasn't him. Because low-level county employees get impersonated on social media ALL THE TIME
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Sun December 27, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
What is it like to run a foodbank during a pandemic year?
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Sat December 26, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Court to Nunes: go take a flying fark at a rolling doughnut
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Fri December 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
This pandemic crisis is bad news.....for Obama
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here is how much $1000 invested in Bitcoin on Jan 1 2020 is worth now
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Secretary of State upset with rumors about his wife's partying
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Thu December 24, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
It's beginning to look a lot like superspreader Christmas
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dan Snyder claims he's being targeted by a minority. Ironic tag out with a gruesome leg injury, unlikely tag is next man up
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
In case you slept through high school civics, like Paul Waldman of the Washington Post, the president cannot pardon Kyle Rittenhouse, though Mr Waldman will probably add 'I was being sarcastic' any minute
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Wed December 23, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Biden's Withering Olive Branch." HEYYY - the guy's in his late 70s. Give him a break. He's still delivering
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Why is the media willingly downplaying Trump's coup attempt?
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