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Tue January 18, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
D.C. Metro General Manager Paul Wiedefeld announces plans to retire in 6 months on news that there's really nothing left in the system for him to break
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
This sounded better in the original Russian
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(Google)
 
 
 
I need to make a pie. I have a crust, what should the inside be?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why Republicans oppose statehood for D.C., in addition to racism
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Mon January 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
OK Boomer
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Sun January 16, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Saskatchewan Screamer? Yeah, you wouldn't know her, she's my Canadian girlfriend
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
California's cannabis clusterfark straddles a hazy line between legal and not. Which is what you get when you write a Proposition that makes it legal to buy cannabis while giving the cities the right to keep cannabis sales illegal
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Donald who? Never heard of him
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Fri January 14, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ohio Republican did not see that backlash coming
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Jeanine Pirro was promoted by Fox News, and that says a lot about the network's goals
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Thu January 13, 2022
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
He has a sandwich named after him on every continent. Police question him just because they want to know him better. He is...The Most Interesting Man In Football
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sinema reminds everyone which side of the aisle she's on
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
This thread's got potential: Apple, Open Source, and Washington DC
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(101 KXL)
 
 
 
Washington State wildlife manager accused of poaching
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Wed January 12, 2022
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
This is unrelated to his latest gig where he plays a judge on TV, but entertainer Steve Harvey and his career will be the subject of a law school class at Georgia State University in Atlanta
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, at least Democrats didn't lose one of their Congressional seats
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Qevin McQarthy, come on down, you're the next contestant on "Let's Investigate Treason and Sedition"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How exactly do you go 13-21 lifetime, with 37 INT vs 34 TD, and complete at 58% -- and DRIVING YOUR ROLLS ROYCE??
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Tue January 11, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
DOJ announces formation of the new "Something Gonna Happen" unit
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Two out of Three Kroger workers struggle to afford food and housing. Golly, it sure is a mystery why American companies can't find people to work in a pandemic
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Home COVID tests to be covered by insurers starting Saturday to make testing for the virus more convenient. Heaven forbid we leave the middleman out of this
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Seahawks QB arrested for DUI. No, not that one
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Clay Aiken looking to serenade his way into Congress, not realizing that the House is tone-deaf
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Mon January 10, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
IRS warns that tax season is going to suck this year. More than normal, I mean
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
CDC warns against travel to Canada, presumably because of Canadians' tendency to spit in American tourist's faces when they refuse to wear a damn mask at the local Tim Hortons
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Freelance writer for the Atlantic Stephen Glasses an article about wealthy parents pushing kids in niche sports to help with college admissions. Magazine retracts the article after realizing she made up the kid it is about. Writer sues the magazine
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(NHL)
 
 
 
"Washington Capitals goalie Fucale sets NHL record Breaks mark for longest streak without allowing goal to begin an NHL career at 138:07" - Caps manage to lose both games anyhow
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Siberia meddles in Washington DC
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Sun January 09, 2022
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Researchers say a vaccine for addiction may be possible, leading to the possibility of die-hard antivaxxers plowing through a mountain of blow
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This may be the worst serial killer nickname ever
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Sat January 08, 2022
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Leaked logo designs suggest new Washington Football Team name will be The Commanders, mascot will be Jason Mewes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Flood evacuation orders are going out to residents in Washington State. Or as Seattle residents are saying, "A little wetter than usual"
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Fri January 07, 2022
(Food 52)
 
 
 
Total Meatcall
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(WHBL Sheboygan)
 
 
 
Omicron, just like all of us keep telling our moms, has not peaked yet in the US
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
It's not news. It's a list of rejected license plates in Utah from 2021
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
No, there is no such thing as it being too cold for snow. And that's a cold, hard fact
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
1/6 Defendant: Yo judge, I know I said I'd "Storm the Swamp", and then I "took [that] f*cking building" and it was "the proudest day of my life", but can I go to Jamaica for 10 days? Judge: You f*cked around, you are not nearly done finding out
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Thu January 06, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Business at Trump Hotel plummets when owner's not inciting a riot
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Not news: Fan Googling whether two players with the same name are related. News: Screwing up that fact as an announcer. Fark: Saying player "pulled that trigger" like his Dad, who served time in jail for a shooting, and died by gunfire later
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Office workers commuting to Manhattan five-days a week? What do you think this is? The 2010s?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
On this day in history: George and Martha Washington were married, Morse successfully demonstrated his telegraph, Nancy Kerrigan was mugged and Janet Yellen was confirmed to lead the Fed ... hmm, something seems to be missing from this list
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell blasts Dems' use of January 6th Capitol riot to target filibuster, says it's 'beyond distasteful'
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Nelson Mandela: MAGAt Edition
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turdblossom decries "acrimonious... partisan tribalism," urges GQP to stop "soft pedaling" Jan 6 events. I needs me a swear jar for headline submissions. fark this guy
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Wed January 05, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
"Washington DC. On this site on Jan 6th, 2021, Nothing Happened"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
That day your Apple Memories sends you a reminder of the time you had to hide from rampaging insurrectionists in the Capitol. Ah, memories
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Which of Washington Football Team's six remaining potential new names is the least terrible?
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Little Brother just like Big Brother
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Tue January 04, 2022
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Dear WFT, WTF. Sincerely, Jalen Hurts
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you are a fan of Washington's NFL franchise, you KNEW the team would manage to fark up the big reveal of the new name either by picking a terrible name, or bungling the rollout. The Washington Admirals came through on both counts
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sweden's King Carl XVI Gustaf and Queen Silvia both test positive for Covid. In other news, Sweden still has a King and Queen
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Activists are urging Elon Musk to close Tesla's new showroom in China's Xinjiang region because of ongoing oppression against Muslim minorities, leading to serious questions about whether said activists know anything about Elon Musk at all
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ex-NFLer Mark Schlereth escalates trolling feud with Bengals fans with 'apology'
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Washington Football Team will announce new team name Feb. 2, with two names officially out of running - the Swamp Guineas and the Krauts
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
And now, the Fark morning traffic report. Due to heavy snow overnight, there's a slight backup on I95 from Washington to... Richmond?
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri GOP just anti-vaxxed their way out of a legislative supermajority they've held for nearly a decade
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Mon January 03, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Eagles fans hurt in Fedex Field railing collapse complain about their stadium experience, say the WFT lied about offering them medical help. Everything in the article is completely on point for both the fans and the teams involved
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Fans at FedEx field do Hurts impersonation
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Sun January 02, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Goldie goes from being The Mack to stylin' in Pimp Valhalla
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Popcorn futures are skyrocketing in anticipation
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bulls win on a buzzer beating 3-point shot for the first time since 2021. Fark: December 31, 2021
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Sat January 01, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
No, the First Amendment does not give you the right to try to overthrow the government. We're not sure what you're proud of, boys, but it obviously isn't your constitutional literacy
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Fri December 31, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
After hearing from that Russian clown, Biden's next phone call is with The President of Ukraine, no joke
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Thu December 30, 2021
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
One day you have 1 million bucks, Wayne Newton's your talent coach & you're headlining in Vegas. Another day, you're telling a DC judge why you wore a helmet & a Michael Jackson "Bad" jacket, and beat up a cop on Jan 6. That's Life, as Frank sang
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Washington state progressives: We need common sense gun laws, like reducing the penalty for drive-by shootings. Here's our brilliant legislation and everything. What could go wroHSHIATDUCK
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Geopolitical expert warns that unless Biden caves in and gives him his new territory of Ukraine, Putin will trigger WW3 and all hell will break loose
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Wed December 29, 2021
(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Because who else would be the most suited as a kicker for the Browns than a guy whose last name literally screams failure?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The answer is NO. You have to face justice as a MAGA defendant
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Tue December 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Sunarizona Bowl
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Mon December 27, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The 10 Senate races that will decide who runs Washington town
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Washington Football Team has a new motto: "Sh*t happens"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WFT brought heated benches to Dallas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thousands without pow
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Sun December 26, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Cowboys are going to the playoffs. Washington is clinging on a prayer to get in. Who will prevail? Sunday Night Football is on at 8:20 PM ET on NBC
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Military Bowl goes AWOL
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Sat December 25, 2021
(Some Jingle All The Way Guy)
 
 
 
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Because this is exactly the sort of thing completely innocent people with nothing to hide do
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Thu December 23, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court announces that it will hold a special session to decide on the best way to gut Biden's vaccine mandate before it returns to its ongoing business of turning the United States into a patriarchal theocracy
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Wed December 22, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NFL games that got postponed this week were almost canceled outright, but the NFLPA talked the league out of it so that players would get paid. Unclear if forfeits were on the table
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Manchin may have decided not to vote for BBB because he claims one grandmother told him her "crackhead" daughter uses her childhood tax credits to buy drugs and this totally really happened and he isn't just pulling excuses from his arse
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Tue December 21, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We have Tuesday Night Football this week featuring the Washington Football team against the Philadelphia Eagle in the Covid Delayed Bowl. Tune in to see which team makes it through intact. Tuesday at 7PM ET on FOX
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(CNN)
 
 
 
81-year-old traitor only gets three years of probation. Get your Betty White memes ready
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Omicron will not respect state lines, warns health expert. Unlike, you know, all the other coronavirus variants that did
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Be wary of the man with a brick in his backpack. Be afraid of the man with 2 bricks in his backpack
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Mon December 20, 2021
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
China declares Taiwan a wanderer, yeah a wanderer, that'll come around around around around
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Only one college bowl game for Monday with it being the Myrtle Beach Bowl. Both teams are 6-6, so who will finish with a winning record? The Old Dominion Monarchs? Or the Tulsa Golden Hurricane? Kickoff is at 2:30 PM ET on ESPN
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Guy who drives really fast plans to use newfound fame to share his deep thoughts with us. Thoughts like "government only makes things worse"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Manchin, publicly: "The BBB is too expensive." Manchin, privately: "The poors are too stupid and immoral to spend government money correctly"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Retiring NIH director Collins explains how he retained his dignity and served the American people despite the shiatshow in the White House
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Sun December 19, 2021
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Anti-vax Washington state politician gives his wife and daughters the very special Christmas gift of ultimate lib ownership
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Sat December 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
All the quarterbacks for the Washington WTFs are under covid protocol, forcing the team to sign and start 3rd, 4th, or possibly 5th stringer just-hires, none of whom are named Kaepernick
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Not news: Rent is too damned high. Fark: No seriously, it really is
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Now is merely the Autumn of our discontent. Our winter of unfathomable suckitude is still to come
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Because of COVID we get only one Saturday Night game but it is a dandy. Will Lil' Mac and the Patriots knock out Indianapolis? Or will Carson and the Colts pummel New England? Special Saturday NFL action starts at 8:15 PM ET on NFL Network
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Fri December 17, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The three people believed to be behind overturning the 2020 election are, Mark Meadows, Steve Bannon and, ummm, uh, I forgot the other one
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Judge Tanya Chutkin finds sentencing Robert Palmer to more than 5 years in prison for Jan 6 riot to be Simply Irresistible
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"The mob takes the Fifth. If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?" -Donald Trump, 2016
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Seems the Senate Minority Leader sees the writing on the wall and want to land on the right side of history, that or he's had enough of TFGs backstabbing
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Thu December 16, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you didn't ask Santa for a DJI drone this Christmas, you may not get another chance
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Washington Post reporter has a guy that is constantly texting her "like a bad ex-boyfriend." "A dangerous crackpot texts me several times a day. He's manipulative. He's paranoid." He's the former President of the United States of America
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Multiple COVID-19 outbreaks in Washington linked to high school wrestling tournaments, because no one could have possibly seen THAT coming
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan says his text was taken out of context and is totally not seditious because of a misplaced period. I wonder what his Fark handle is?
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Wed December 15, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
In a lawsuit that reads like a high-pitched nervous squeak, John Eastman sues to block the 1/6 committee's subpoena of his cell phone records, claiming it violates the Constitution, committee rules, privilege, the T&C of his Blockbuster membership
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(Saturday Tradition)
 
Weeners
 
Penix is coming out. West, he's going west
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Missing 5-year-old's sister tells principal's daughter that "Oakley is no more" and "there is no Oakley," and says to child advocate that "she had gone out into the woods and had been eaten by wolves"
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Tue December 14, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Thousands of Air Force personnel have been expelled from the service for failure to get vaccinated and....okay, would you believe Hundreds? How about :"just over 2 dozen low-ranking first enlistment termers"?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thanks to the DC city council, the Saudi Arabian embassy in Washington now sits on Jamal Khashoggi Way
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Mon December 13, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump finally gets something right about international politics
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Sat December 11, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bob Dole looks forward to Bob Dole voting in Bob Dole's Chicago
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Anti-lockdown GOP state senator disappears after contracting COVID. It's a start
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(MLS Soccer)
 
 
 
MLS Cup. Portland vs NYCFC. Who wins the Cup? Game starts at 3 PM ET
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Joe Rogan is quickly surpassing Andy Dick--who indirectly got Phil Hartman killed--as the most despicable star of Newsradio
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Fri December 10, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK worried that Russia's Ukraine invasion might affect Europe as well. No word on why the UK suddenly cares about Europe
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dumb: Assaulting a flight attendant while the plane is in flight. Dumber: Doubling down and assaulting an air marshal too. Yeah you're going to do some time, pal
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mike Pence actually saved America
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson eats Turtle soup
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Funeral planner for Bob Dole fired over involvement in the January 6 terrorist attack on Democracy. Oops
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Thu December 09, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hill staffer brings gun to work. By accident. On the day POTUS and VPOTUS were scheduled to visit
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Wed December 08, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The average D.C. driver spent a total of about 2 days sitting in traffic last year. Fark: Which was a huge improvement over previous years
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Roger Stone: Fif
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Maybe something IS going to happen after all
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Tue December 07, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The son of the Blackfeet chief who designed the logo that went with the former name of Washington's NFL team, wants it back to use it to raise awareness of missing indigenous women. The right thing to do here is obvious, so expect Snyder to botch it
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Bob Dole to lie. Well, what do you expect from a politician?
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Mon December 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Marc Short, VP Pence's aide banned from the White House after Jan 6th, to dish to the Jan 6th Committee
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Phone of murder suspect Googled how can cops identify a murder scene
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Treasury wants to inspect the barn doors of all-cash real estate deals
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Georgia senator Perdue to run primary challenge against Kemp as revenge for not rigging the 2020 election
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Sun December 05, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What if they threw a protest and nobody left?
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Fri December 03, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Can labeled "Government Shutdown" officially kicked to February
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All around me are redacted faces. Federal places, blurred out faces. Bright and early for their court room races. Going nowhere, maybe prison
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Right wing propaganda mill says Biden's promises are aging horribly. Still no comment on Infrastructure Week 2016-2020
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Crime may in fact pay if you die before returning the money
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(WTVB Branch County)
 
 
 
Biden's vaccine diplomacy czar steps down to resume her non-profit work, which is a welcome change from how czars have historically left office
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GOP courageously willing to shut down government over medical advice from Joe Rogan, whose vast qualifications include his ability to suck his own sausage
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
RGIII: "I'm gonna open your eyes to the sexual harassment that permeated the walls of that building"
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, satire. That's just what the Satan-worshipping Demoncrats WANT you to believe. I want to see the Manager of Satire, please. Get the Manager. Stop filming me
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
After painful dose of reality, QAnon Shaman retains new spirit guide, may request new audience with village elders
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Due to tragic death of their former kicker, Bon Scott, on Monday night, Washington signing Brian Johnson
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle ferry boat captain has one hell of an eventful last day before retirement
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sure, wages my be stagnant, health insurance for all seems like a distant memory, and you're falling deeper into debt, but NOW'S A GREAT TIME TO BUY A HOUSE
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
IDF warns Washington and European allies that Iran is *pinches fingers* THIIIIIIIS close to making a nuke. What? Look, just because we told you for the last 2 decades that Iran was 6 months away from building a nuke, doesn't mean- Hey, stop laughing
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Of course, Trump has nothing to hide. He wants to keep White House records around January 6 secret because he's a man of principles. Not because there's a lot of incriminating evidence, like this, that could land him in prison
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Quack quack. Excuse me, that's Senator Quack Quack
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Mon November 29, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Another Trump golf course appears to be using the presidential seal. Doing so may be illegal. Nothing will happen
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Monday Night Football brings us a team from Washington State vs. Washington. Can the Seattle Seahawks find a way to beat the Washington Football Team? Or will Taylor Heinicke send the Hawks back 2,758 miles with a loss? Kickoff at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Chadwick Boseman would've been 45 today. I'm not crying, you're crying
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Sun November 28, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gyet out
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Sat November 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Biden: In the wake of this new Omicron variant, how's about we all waive patent rights on coronavirus vaccines so we can get as many people as possible vaccinated in poorer countries before this virus kills us all, mmkay?
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Thu November 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kevin Strickland was released from prison after 43 years and the State of Missouri won't pay him a dime for his convictions overturned. He's not going to be OK by any means, but people topped up his GoFundMe to almost $1 million
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Biden's DOJ remembers that monopolies are a BAD thing and that they have the power to stop them using anti-trust laws
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Appeals Court to Lawyers arguing Trump's "executive privilege" lawsuit to shield his 1/6 records: So we can't help but notice the Presidential Records Act says the courts have no power to review the Archivist's decision to release records
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Tue November 23, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Not so Proud Boys and Oaf Keepers take a break from playing lets make a deal with the DOJ to open their January 6th Committee subpoenas
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
China-Lithuania relations downgraded to "Taiwan embassy"
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
US House Oversight Committee: The NFL has "no valid basis" to withhold the documents concerning the Washington Football Team
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The most wonderful time of the year has arrived: The 2021 NFL Playoff Scenario Generator is now online
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sinema won't budge on protecting the Senate minority's right to stifle voting rights for America's minorities
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 12 continues on Saturday. Can the Buckeyes conquer the Spartans? Can the Crimson Tide wash out the Hogs? Can Baylor beat Kansas State? Does Utah has a prayer against Oregon? Find out starting at Noon ET
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Wow, our elected officials got something right, unanimously, for a change
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Thu November 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not impossible, and that's the problem. 🍊 🔈
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
For decades now, the Washington DC jail system has been an inhumane mess on every level. So why are politicians suddenly so interested now in trying to fix it? Oh, they locked up a bunch of white insurrectionists? OK, yeah, that makes sense
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz said his office is open to hiring Kyle Rittenhouse as a congressional intern, probably so he can have sex with him
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Wed November 17, 2021
(WSPA)
 
 
 
OSH*t
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bannon pleads not guilty despite being utterly beneath contempt
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Steve Sarkisian receives the vote of confidence from the Texas athletics director. This means Cutty Sark should be fired immediately after the season
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
'QAnon Shaman' sentenced to 41 months of not eating organic food
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Something called a "cascading hazard" doesn't sound all that bad ... (clicks link) ... oh dear, yeah, that's pretty bad
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
COVID-19. Avian Flu. What's next‽
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Driver of the car sustained only minor injuries? Car looks like Christine at the end of the movie
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Humongous Catholic hospital chain or private equity firm? whynotboth.jpg
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(NPR)
 
 
 
6th Circuit Court to rule on US vaccine mandates. Justice Kavanaugh sees shadow; six more months of COVID forecast
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Avast ye beach pirates, 105 of the 109 containers from the Zim Kingston are still missing off the Washington and British Columbia coasts
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Proud Boys leader is shocked to discover that jail is unpleasant and asks a judge if he could serve the rest of his sentence playing Xbox and drinking beer on his couch at home
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(Kelowna Now)
 
 
 
Vancouver is now completely cut off from the rest of Canada by road. It can only be accessed by helicopter, boat, or Stargate
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Mon November 15, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
I'm gonna light your tree. Mama said, "Light your tree"
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Sorry Russia, France will not surrender Ukraine
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Unfortunately, it looks like the Canadian Navy may get to play with their dinghy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lake, go jump in one
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Tom Brady is one sore loser especially when he doesn't get to cheat
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-one) announces he won't seek re-election
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Let's go Bannon
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Sun November 14, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump will get $375 million to pay toward his Russian debt, and DC will be rid of its eyesore
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The town Olympia in the state of Washington offers a variety of activities like hiking, fishing, calling the dead, biking, kayaWAIT what?
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Sat November 13, 2021
(Some Airline Guy)
 
 
 
Tired of airplanes sitting at its airport, King County decides to seize and scrap a museum piece because reasons
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Formerly only-theoretical mineral makes its debut appearance on earth's surface in a ship made out of diamond
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woke students at Dave Chappelle's high school cancel his fundraiser over Netflix special
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(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
A record 4.4 million Americans said 'take this job and shove it, I ain't working here no more,' in September
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Thu November 11, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thursday Night Football takes us to South Florida for the Ravens and the Dolphins. Can Lamar Jackson and Baltimore light up Miami? Or is there a big upset in the works? Purple or aqua? Kickoff is at 8:20 PM ET on FOX/NFL Network
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh bother: The Chinese Community Party elevates Xi Jinping to the same level as Mao and Deng, and the party's messaging about him is said to be taking on "cult-like features"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dr. Evil hedges a $78,000,000 bet against global warming and rising sea levels
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Wed November 10, 2021
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Smoke a bowl and travel back to 2007 and let's wonder if Halo 3 has weed in it
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
NASA delays moon landings as China becomes 'aggressive competitor' in space race; flatware and stemware also ramping up
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Social media users could disable algorithms in a new US proposal. Like anyone would want to read an online message board's posts in simple chronological order
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(WALB Albany)
 
 
 
The White House says about 900K kids got virus shots in the 1st week, the majority of which say they love their new, improved internal 5G and their ability to read their teachers' minds
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Guy that can prosecute Bannon for defying Congressional subpoena finally confirmed and seated after months of delays
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Tue November 09, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The first college basketball games are tonight, so why not a thread for it? Top game is Kentucky at Duke at 9:30 PM ET on ESPN. Other games before that. Duke sucks
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Notorious BIG may finally get... sorry, notorious BRIDGE may finally get fixed under Biden's infrastructure bill
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
When your name perfectly describes what you did with your chance to become a NFL kicker
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Roger Stone threatens to run for Governor in 2022 unless Governor DeathSentence promises to not run for President in 2024. With GQP like this, whom do you trust?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Slow but exceedingly fine": Judge allows lawsuit to proceed that was brought by the DC Attorney General against the Trump Inaugural Committee alleging they violated the rules against "self-dealing" for non-profit organizations
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Yeah, that looks bad." Metallurgist falsifies reports from 1985 to 2017 on steel for submarine hulls, because she thought the requirements were "stupid"
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Trolley Problem in US politics: Mitch McConnell is now "looking at Trump, not in the rearview mirror, but looking through the windshield." So, does he swerve?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP plans a "Let's Go, Brandon" rally. Will it be a) in Washington DC, b) in a town that voted for Trump last election, or c) in the small town of Brandon, Vermont, which Joe Biden won by 56% to 41.5%?
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(Marginal Revolution)
 
 
 
Most extroverted State is not surprisingly, the drunkest one
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Fri November 05, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jan. 6 rioter attempts to sell home on Zillow, reveals cache of explosives on premises. Zestimate: 5 years
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Regarding vaccine mandate, health officer clarifies definition of "mandatory" for business owners who think it means "voluntary"
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Thu November 04, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"I have no idea how the State Department lost this thing - although I saw enormous incompetence at the State Department during my time there"
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(WRAL Sportsfan)
 
 
 
Hurricanes remain a perfect storm
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Onion sums up the sentiments of last six months of the Politics Tab
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Tastykake crunchy style not working out as planned
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Everyone definitely believes you, Iran
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
'"If you want your kids in school, you can't be testing," said state Rep. Ben Adams'. Guess which state he hails from
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Uncle Sam prepares numerous Big Chicken Dinners for recalcitrant Marines, Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and ...spacemen?
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Tue November 02, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's the difference between Batman and the Penguin? Batman isn't being sued by the DOJ for anti-trust violations
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Mon November 01, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The Washington Wizards have unveiled their new uniforms, and let's just say that it looks like someone got their hands on Obama's time machine
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Broncos trading 58 2 Rams 4 2 2nd-day 2022 picks
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Atlantic hurricane season runs out of names for the 2nd year in a row, 3rd time in history. But it snowed in Washington DC that one time, so no worries
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(MSN)
 
 
 
MTG goes to bat for "non-violent" insurrectionist who said he was only wearing body armor and paramilitary gear that day as a "costume for his documentary". Spoiler alert: he's captured on video bragging about punching a cop in the head
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kal Penn announces his engagement. You best get him the wafflebot that is on his registry
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Sun October 31, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
January 6th *air quotes on* influencer *air quotes off* who said she's "definitely not going to jail" is most likely going to jail
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Fri October 29, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Supreme Court decides to wreck the EPA
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Lauren Boebert's campaign just listed her as a candidate for Congress in Utah. Boebert represents Colorado
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Pay more? Ok
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Court martial them all and put them on trial for directly refusing a lawful order from their commanding officer
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
"Can't believe we have to say this, but don't take chainsaws to our bridges," officials said
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Thu October 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One judge is getting sick and tired of the Capitol rioters complaining about the conditions in their Washington DC jail cells. "They're running a jail, not a hotel. Some people want hotel services"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China took the whole "nuke it from orbit" bit literally
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Big oil execs to face Congresscritters about climate disinformation. Big Congress promises to go easy on them so as to not upset their donor money flow
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(US Postal Service)
 
 
 
Not news: Dog bites mail carrier. News: Very good boy bites potal clerk in front of an Ohio newpaper reporter. Fark: ...And gets tributes in the Smithsonian and in the Naitonal Postal Museum and even his own stamp
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Q cult influencer goes full Imax
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Trump voted best president ever, presumably by lobotomised people
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NFL, which condoned racist team name for decades, asks everybody to trust that it has held Washington owner accountable
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Psaki says she'll abide by Hatch Act prohibitions against politics; TFG's employees giggle and point
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Timeline of Dan Snyder's wonderful tenure of the Washington FT
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(Russian Machine Never Breaks)
 
Boobies
 
Washington Capitals star T.J. Oshie racks up bra trick
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The "Zelig" of Washington DC, Overzealous Staffer, is apparently now working for Representative Mo Brooks, and these days he's taken up plotting insurrections and coups
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Biden administration expected to name GOP official who challenged Trump's lies to key election security role" - what better reward for a job well done
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And the Virginia Democrats said "Everyone attack" and it turned into an election blitz
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Mon October 25, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Billionaires don't live in Best Virginia so Manchin temporarily voices approval of a wealth tax
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The group that owns the Seattle Mariners has a new Junior partner
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bezos announces plans for private space station; search for more kryptonite
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This guy's just asking to be dismembered
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Please proceed
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Sun October 24, 2021
(KDRV Medford)
 
 
 
Oregon: "We're on the brink of being forced to cede control of three counties in our state to cartel weed growers. Please send in the FBI"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"The Voice" is silent
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Sat October 23, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will the Habs get their first win of the season against the Bertuzzi-less Red Wings? Will it be Fifty-four Forty and Fight in Kraken/Canucks? Will the Flames burn Washington like it's 1814? Game on @ 1pm ET. DORION IS THE SUPERIOR PIERRE, EUGENE
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Onion never misses. Satire tag barely even applicable anymore
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Fri October 22, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
News: Biden reduced Trump's record deficit by $360B. Headline: Well, go ahead and guess
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Where can a senior chief officer find pleasure, search the world for treasure, learn to ignore life-saving technology? In the navy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cleveland fans: "Baker who?"
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Thu October 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
George Washington warned us about the GOP's current anti-Democracy shenanigans. Wait, how did he get his hands on Obama's time machine?
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Plague rat to sue after being exterminated
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Wed October 20, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
To build team confidence, the Washington Football Team cuts their kicker and signs a guy named Blewitt
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Um, that's a completely different kind of shower
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
White House rolls out plan to vaccinate kids as young as five with Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine. Kids under five to eventually receive the Flintstones Chewable vaccine
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1947, the Congressional investigation into supposed communist influence in Hollywood kicked off the Red Scare, which was only later surpassed by the Purple Sharts and the Green Heebie Jeebies
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russia welcomes Taliban efforts to stabilize Afghanistan, will next offer praise to cigarette companies for their attempts to cure cancer and Brian Laundrie's work in feeding alligators
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1973, the Watergate special prosecutor was dismissed, starting the "Saturday Night Massacre" which ended in Nixon's resignation and made sure that future generations would never see corruption in the White House again
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
402 Washington State transportation workers leaving because of vaccine mandate, although probably not very quickly considering all the ferries out of service
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Those lost." Apparently Washington State Troopers who were fired for not getting vaccinated were also executed
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Paying people a livable wage? Yeah, no. Let's consider deploying the National Guard to drive trucks instead
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The real reason Washington State fired its anti-vax asshole of a football coach? Because he was a shiatty football coach and an even shiattier human being
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Tue October 19, 2021
(The Onion)
 
 
 
BREAKING: Concern Mounting Over Nothing In Particular
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"I'm not really afraid of the vaccine, but I had to ask myself, what kind of man am I?" said man, who found out that the answer to his question was "an unemployed one"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. The NFL has finished reviewing all 650,000 emails collected during its Washington Football Team investigation and can now declare that Jon Gruden was the only racist employed in their organization. No, you still can't read them
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Back the Blue Flu? Virus Lives Matter?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The FBI executes a raid on Oleg Deripaska's home
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey you got porn in my weather report. Hey why is my porn cloudy?
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Mon October 18, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Washington State football coach Nick Rolovich: "I won't get the vaccine because Jebus or something." Washington State University: "Well, bye. And take your anti-vaxxer assistants with you"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans Senators hope to get what they want out of reconciliation bill, mainly the Democrats failing to pass anything
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(Total Pro Sports)
 
 
 
Deshaun Watson trying to 'force' Texans to trade him before deadline - by showing up to the training facility
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why wont you call an insurrection an insurrection?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Translation: we're not turning off the cheap money machine any time soon
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Vindman wants Trump brought to justice
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"This is the story of what happened when a notorious New York City playboy not named DONALD TRUMP tried to replicate his act in Washington"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TV stations owned by Sinclair hit by a ransomware attack Sunday, knocking local programming off the air. Sinclair bosses to blame antifa, BLM, and liberals as soon as they learn what bitcoin is
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Sat October 16, 2021
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
The percentage of vaccinated state employees in Washington state is over 90% and is about to start climbing rapidly next week
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Fri October 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Batwoman doing battle near US Capitol
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Thu October 14, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Texas makes strongest case yet for a Fark Texas tag by arguing that states can decide for themselves whether a law is constitutional and the US Supreme Court only provides "opinions"
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(France 24)
 
 
 
At least until the authoritarian party regains power, US to recognize human rights again
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
US wholesale prices rose record 8.6% over 12 months. Dogs and cats, living together, now out of necessity
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
US Army: "This We'll Not Defend"
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Wed October 13, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
White House tells states to get ready for vaccination protests by parents who want to kill their children
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Remember how Republicans keep saying Democrats want to destroy social security? I suppose they'll destroy it by raising check amounts by nearly 6%, the highest increase in decades
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FDA announces that it sees no reason to doubt data helpfully provided by R.J. Reynolds that "proves" e-cigarettes can actually help people quit smoking. Up next: Conclusive studies from Exxon Mobile that oil in ocean water improves seabirds' plumage
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
There is that saying about having a fool for a client, and then there's this genius admitting to felonies that weren't even charged
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In other news, despite the enormous backlog of container ships stuck outside the Port of LA, the facility wasn't operating 24-7 already
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
NFL announces that it won't publicly release any of the hundreds of thousands of emails it obtained in its investigation of the Washington Football Team on news that this would lead to a lot of other people besides Jon Gruden having to resign
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Li'l Kim would like the world to know he's not touching the US and Lower Korea, the US and Lower Korea are touching the US and Lower Korea
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cathie Wood takes a break from losing 50% of her investors money over the past 6 months to explain how moving away from cities will eliminate all inflation
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
When I think of all the things I've worried about and been afraid of in my life-and now it's plain that I've been scared of the wrong things in an MSNBC thread at 7pm Eastern
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
Not only do the Washington Football Team cheerleaders have to deal with the knowledge that Dan Snyder was leering at their topless photos, but they just learned Jon Gruden was, too. Showers are down the hall, ladies. Second door on the right
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
♪♫ It's fun to stay at the YMCA - so get vaxxed to stay at the YMCA ♫♪
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Mon October 11, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Rice baby cereal recalled due to arsenic levels. Status of Sugar Babies needs to be investigated
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Ferry delays, cancellations continue in Washington State, so clap your hands if you believe Tinkerbell can move cars across Lake Washington on time
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1986, Soviet-U.S. arms control talks broke down over President Reagan's "Star Wars" initiative, as Ronald Reagan refused Gorbachev's insistence that he get to play the part of the Wookie
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In which the Taliban pinkie-swears they'll use all the free money for "humanitarian aid". Cue the "Uh huh, yeah right" GIF
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Like his pee tape buddy, Trump wanted to stay in power forever. Freedom and 200+ year old Constitution he swore to protect be damned
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Fri October 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Two people shot dead in Maryland senior living facility. Blinking VCR clock reset to 12:00
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Depletion, disruption, the supply chain, and you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump DC hotel incurred more than $70 million in losses while Trump was president. Can we just turn it back into a postal building so it can be useful again?
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Thu October 07, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
SCHUMER CAVES Or wait, McConnell caves. Or wait, democracy is alive and well again. Or wait, it's on life support
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Person who is definitely not the Executive plans to invoke Executive privilege
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
MyBill
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(WCF Courier)
 
 
 
Former Senate candidate: I gave you that money for Bitcoin, but now I need it back for Ivermectin. *pulls out gun*
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
People do that? Just go on the Internet and make shiat up?
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is a problem?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former White House aide turned congressional candidate Max Miller - who, by the way, has a lengthy rap sheet that includes assault - is suing ex-girlfriend Stephanie Grisham for saying he slapped her around, even in the White House
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Tue October 05, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Looks like Evan McMullin is back
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
SCOTUS declines case asking for DC voting representation. Sorry Washington D.C. residents, you still don't exist
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Madison Cawthorn urges members of the Christian Taliban to start a holy war against Democrats. Well, there goes the neighborhood
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Mon October 04, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A Jedi from Star Wars, the Oracle from The Matrix, and nine Supreme Court Justices walk into a Fark headline. Like Hollywood, Subby is out of original ideas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Want some good news for the day? After two months of surging, new daily cases of COVID-19 in the U.S. has fallen 35 percent since the start of September
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Welcome your newly-renamed "Washington DEA Agents". No really, you have to welcome them. They have a warrant
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Officers who did their jobs in Washington DC on January 6th will receive "Ribbons of Valor." Design something for the other guys
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS winds up year-long WFH tour, is now back in black 🤘🤘🤘⚖⚖⚖
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Kenan Thompson seen looking on with indifference
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
OOOOOOklahoma where the police kill more people than anywhere else
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Minimum wage getting tied to inflation means $14.49 an hour for Washington State in 2022. That noise you hear is the buttclench from people who would pay people in product if they could get away with it
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Bad news for anyone who for some reason liked to sit inside to eat at McDonald's
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So much for alcohol being a disinfectant
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That marine whom Trump brought on stage at his rally? The one who supposedly hoisted that baby over the wall of Kabul airport and was hailed as a hero? Yeah, the Marine Corps just said he wasn't even there. Wait, Trump lied?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham and Senator Josh Hawley and come up with a new term for leftists. Just remember, 'droids don't rip people's arms off when they lose, but "Wokies" are known to do that
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Senators with oversight of Facebook have received $190,000 from Facebook
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(Breaking Defense)
 
 
 
Dynetics Beats Out Iron Dome For Army Missile Defense Contract. Vows to shoot down Xenu and his DC-8 spacecraft
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Big-money GOP donor: Corey Lewandowski sexually harassed my wife and the MAGA PAC isn't getting another dime for me while he is employed by it. MAGA PAC: Corey who? There's nobody by that name who works here...anymore
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Olympian has fallen
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Taliban threatens 'Consequences' if US drones enter Afghan airspace, which ironically entails them blowing up either way
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Texans no longer want Abbottoir. They don't want O'Rourke or McConaughy either. And Bambi Woods is right out
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Jan. 6 genius: "Gonna go try to murder Congress, so I'd better keep a low profile." Also Jan. 6 genius: *dons his mom's fake-fur leopard vest and takes selfies*
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Tue September 28, 2021
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Has anyone seen #GiantBaby, #WalMartSpicoli, or #GrampaGasStationGoggles?
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