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Tue July 07, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
I wonder what the angry tweets are going to say
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Gallup)
 
 
 
"The current 89-point difference between Republicans' and Democrats' ratings of Trump is the largest partisan gap Gallup has ever measured for a presidential approval rating in a single survey"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Prince Andrew sought Washington lobbyist with ties to the Trump administration to help with Epstein case. Even the Trumper lobbyist was smart enough not to touch this with a ten-foot pole
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Sun July 05, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Seattle driver who intentionally drove into the crowd of protesters is now a murderer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2022 College Football National Champion Oklahoma Sooners
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Sat July 04, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Best Korea: "We got everything we wanted from you, Orangeskin. Don't call us anymore"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If they're going to rename the Washington Redskins, these are the likeliest contenders
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Fri July 03, 2020
(MissouriNet)
 
 
 
Trump lapdog Josh Hawley (R-ussia) says he doesn't believe there were bounties on American troops
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
T-Mobile shuts down Sprint's 5G network, in an obvious attempt to break free from the Illuminati's insidious conspiracy to give the world Covid-19 through faster internet and telephone service
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Listen you plaguerats. Get to stepping . Either go to Alaska like you said, or go the fark home
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Imagine the 82nd Airborne Division and the 3rd Infantry Regiment using bayonets on U.S. citizens in Washington, D.C. and you've arrived at our new reality
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
FedEx delivers message to Snyder: Repackage
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump gloats that the economy got 7 yards on a 4th and 18 play
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Activists have realized that while Dan Snyder can't be shamed, the companies that support his team might respond differently
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump struggled yet again to answer what he would do in a second term. Even the guy who yelled "San Dimas High School football rules" was more prepared than the president
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
DC food critic spends $20K on takeout during coronavirus pandemic while legally high on marijuana. That's some serious munchies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trumps lawyer: My client can't be sued in this court as my client does not live in New York. Trump: I live in Manhattan. Lawyer: Never mind
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
A visibly terrified Tucker Carlson says Republicans are failing voters by offering "partisan junk food" like the Strzok texts and Benghazi
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Tue June 30, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Welcome to NY, NJ and CT unless you are from one of the 16 states listed in the article
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
With the exception of Presidents Lincoln and Roosevelt, there will be no social distancing at Trump's 3rd of July Mount Rushmore event. Yeah, I'm not going to tell him Independence Day is on the 4th either
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
I don't suppose it matters that the Washington Square arch is not a federal monument
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Photobombs kick up a lot of dust sometimes
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(National Review)
 
 
 
What would Frederick Douglass do about D.C. Statehood? He'd probably agree that capital's residents should become residents of a new Maryland county named after himself
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Republican head of Armed Services Committee wants Pentagon to confirm Trump did not know, and he wants to know THIS WEEK
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Your execution is a go, we have a greenlight
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump to Black people 'you need to be reminded that you were slaves'
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(Daily Wire)
 
 
 
So, let me get this straight. You tried to intimidate Jeff Bezos with a guillotine. The man who posted his own nude pics to defeat a blackmailer? The richest man man in the world? A man who went from selling books to selling everything? Good luck
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mike Pence claims he refuses to say "Black Lives Matter" because of the organization's "extreme leftist agenda"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
No one can be this Farking stupid
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Taking a cue from Trump, Lebanese judge bans media from talking to US ambassador for a year, in a reverse chicken vs egg scenario
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Airlines CEOs went to the White House to try to convince Trump to have mandatory temperature checks at airports. Good luck with that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Right wing militia rally gets last minute sponsorship from Sacha Baron Cohen and you can see where this is going
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sights that evoke terror in Canada: Grizzly tracks, wolf spoor, American licence plates
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
An upside to climate change, military members who died in a 1952 Alaska crash are being recovered for proper burial
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Doctor dedicates his life to making the world a more beautiful place - one a**hole at a time. Maybe he should head to Washington, D.C
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump Tweet Friday night: "I was going to go to Bedminster, New Jersey, this weekend, but wanted to stay in Washington, D.C. to make sure LAW & ORDER is enforced. " ..and by that, he meant "I'm going to my VA golf course instead"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
White woman at Walmart claims black family stole "her" car. Note the placement of the quotation marks
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Roger Stone to be pardoned by July 13
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Fri June 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Barr is dispensing with US Attorneys the way Walmart allegedly dispensed opioids: freely and deliberately
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House approves statehood for Washington DC in 232-180 in historic vote to elevate the District to the 51st state
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(NPR)
 
 
 
House vote today would make D.C. the 51st state. Senate republicans and Trump say NO
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Mother avoids the stress of worrying about her unborn baby during these trying times by just giving birth without knowing she was pregnant
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Where would Jesus squat? The Washington Square Park fountain of course. Sadly the fountain is off so no water into wine
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Even without the cuteness coefficient, a sea otter cost-benefit analysis give repopulation a thumbs up
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Publisher of The Federalist wants Republicans to start getting physical and attack BLM protesters
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Removal of an "SS" tattoo does not remove what someone really believes in.... officer
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Robert Goddard Spaceflight Center , Greenbelt MD, Kennedy Spaceflight Center, Cape Canaveral FL, Johnson Spaceflight Center, Houston TX. Mary W. Jackson NASA Headquarters Bldg, on Hidden Figures Way, Washington DC
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
DNC tells everyone to avoid Milwaukee. Subby concurs
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
It's by no means definitive, but here's a decent starting point for nongovernmental sources of financial aid for small businesses
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Trump's White House wins ruling on health care, and surprisingly it's not a plan to grind up newborn babies to power Kellyanne Conway's soul for another week, it's actually . . . huh, it's actually a good thing? Is that possible?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio is reportedly planning to install a massive Black Lives Matter mural right outside Trump Tower in Manhattan to try to save face with the city he's helped to destroy
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(The Intellectualist)
 
 
 
Over 80% of current George Washington Law School faculty say Barr's an embarrassment to the school and a danger to the country, "bending the criminal justice system to benefit the President's friends and target those perceived to be his enemies"
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Redskins defensive coordinator turns into offensive coordinator
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
IMF downgrades outlook for global economy, claiming a quick recovery would be unbelievable. WOAH
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
NHTSA wants to know why Tesla owners are losing touch with their screens
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Linebacker for the Washington Redacteds on why he plays the game so hard: "If I can remember my grandkids' names, then I didn't play the game right"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Yakima County, Washington is the latest to run out of hospital beds from treating COVID-19
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Tue June 23, 2020
(IGN)
 
 
 
Hamilton had to give two farks to be allowed on Disney+
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Even in a country so divided that you probably couldn't get 95% of Americans to agree on the need to breathe oxygen if one party came out for or against it, that's exactly how many people agree that that the criminal Justice system needs reform
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee on tearing down Confederate statues: "This is a violation of everything civil about us and it's also people deciding that they are their own government." You know who ELSE decided that they are their own government?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peter Navarro on Phase I China Trade Deal: "It's over." Trump: "The China Trade Deal is fully intact." Navarro: That's what I said, fully intact
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ammon Bundy plans to take over the Idaho House tonight, declare a "special session" and reverse actions to contain coronavirus. And elected Republicans plan to assist
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nestlé is rebranding its Red Skins sweets due to its offensive racial overtones. No comment from the NFL team from Washington
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Andrew Jackson, you're the next contestant on Historically Insensitive Statues
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New US COVID-19 cases jump 25% last week with the great states of Arizona, Florida and Texas setting records. If the "Hawaii 5-0" theme isn't brainworming you by now, you must already be on a ventilator
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Mon June 22, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
First player opts out of NBA's Disney bubble. So much for the title hopes of the Washington Wizards
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump's walk of shame has become a meme - captioned, amended, set to music - just for our enjoyment
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
High School: Lets have a modified gradation ceremony. What's the worst that could happen?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House official claims President Trump was just joking about stifling Covid-19 testing. 120,000 Americans dead...that's is one hell of a punch line
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Sun June 21, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Eric and the "animals"
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Far-right "boogaloo" extremists may "target" Washington D.C., intel says .. but hey look over there at those Antifa terrorists
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Judge in Bolton book case says it's too late to put the moustache back in the bottle
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Fri June 19, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump to US Attorney who put Michael Cohen behind bars and is investigating Rudy Giuliani: "Hand in your resignation"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Senators introduce bill to make Juneteenth a national holiday. With picture of what two black Senators might look like
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
In complete coincidence, today's featured Wikipedia Article: George Washington and slavery
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Monument to actual racist defaced with a spray-painted demand to change the racist name of the thing he used to own
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oklahoma's governor is full of shiat and is scared of Trump
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
VA employee charged with being Jared Kushner
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(AP News)
 
 
 
So there's a method to his madness? Ends to our global friends? A custom to his corruption? A craft to his graft? An instruction to our destruction?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bronze George Washington statue toppled, statue's head wrapped in an American flag and lit on fire by protesters in Portland, Oregon
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Thu June 18, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Redacteds finally change their name
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(AP News)
 
 
 
US mortgage rates hit an all-time low, mirroring most people's credit scores
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The more Trump complains the quieter Biden should be. Not only is that a winning strategy but it would also annoy the heck out of Trump
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump deployed the National Guard to guard his DC hotel during BLM protests
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Wed June 17, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
New VOA wants to eliminate any fears of Trump propaganda. Oh, he used to work for Steve Bannon? Clearly that's a gin blossom of an entirely different color
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Federal judge orders Grin Munchkin to release all COVID relief funds for tribes now because laws aren't optional
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington [Redacted]s try to be racially progressive by making Juneteenth a paid holiday
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Et tu Mrs. Butterworth?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"I can't stand the lies"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Leave it to the Zodiac Killer to say there is no such thing as systemic racism in policing or society
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
You Gov Survey: Who is America's greatest president EVER? Some of the results will surprise you
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Coming soon: The dollar is falling. The dollar is falling
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Tue June 16, 2020
(VinePair)
 
 
 
I live in Washington...this doesn't make sense
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(Washington Post)
 
Weeners
 
Today's tortured novelist forced to give up his blog and get rich writing food articles that are actually movie reviews posing as cultural criticism and yes Brooklyn is mentioned goes to The Washington Post
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Obama to hold joint fundraiser for Biden next week. Man, if someone does a funyuns fundraiser at the same time, they'll clean up
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bio-terrorist tries to take out Congress
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's pretty clear at this point that A) Un's dead or its functional equivalent, and B) Lil' Kim has gone full Princess Azula and wants a shooting war with Other Korea
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trent Lott gets a fancy new job at a lobbying firm after being fired from his previous lobbying gig. Remember when he was mocked in The Phantom Menace? Funny how that predicted reality
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We need to let go of celebrating the dead and racist losers of the Confederate army. After that, let's talk about the current president
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Larry Kudlow defends covering up what companies received PPP bailouts
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(NBC Boston)
 
 
 
Over 7000 people petition for the removal of a statue of -- *spins wheel* -- Abraham Lincoln? What the hell is wrong with -- *clicks link* -- Oh, that ain't right
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Well, duh
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Sun June 14, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Youppi will be inducted into the Mascot Hall of Fame today. Eat your heart out, Gritty
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Sat June 13, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Secret Service admits to doing what they originally denied doing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Washington State calls up the guard, but for a better reason than shooting demonstrators
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Fri June 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
White House to blame imminent COVID-19 spike on Mexicans, because of course
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sarcastic Sen. Tom Cotton: what's next in this 'cancel culture'? Are we going to rename the Washington monument the "Obelisk of Wokeness"? Internet: YES
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Washington State protesters will not be silent. They will not apologize. They will, however, host a kick-ass barbecue
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Thu June 11, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Before you attend that MAGA rally, make sure you read the liability waiver. Wait, liability waiver?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
CHAZ wasn't even supposed to be there. But brought snacks
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump imposes sanctions on foreign officials and their families because those officials, who are with the ICC, opened an official investigation into war crimes committed by US troops in Afghanistan. Don't look away, this is what our country is now
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"I should not have been there"
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(News Break)
 
 
 
With Confederate statues falling down around America, will the mascots be next? Will the owners and leagues hide behind the quarantine so they won't have to make a public decision one way or another? What will become of the REDACTEDS?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump will 'not even consider' renaming military bases honoring Confederates. "Our history as the Greatest Nation in the World will not be tampered with. Respect our Military." Somehow forgets that the CSA wasn't part of the 'Greatest Nation'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Washington state governor: Stoop the hell up, Donnie. You're out of your league
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Wed June 10, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Owners resign after publisher prints racist cartoon in newspaper. Who's in charge here?
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Wow. The Washington Examiner is even running stories about how F'd up Trump's Bible photo op was
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Kids who drink juice when they're very young are usually healthier, especially if they put off the black coffee and bourbon to their late pre-teens
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN wonders why Bunker Baby hasn't met with protesters or visited riot torn Minneapolis despite his precedent for doing so
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump wanted to fire Sec. Def Esper after Esper pushed back on the use of active duty military troop to crush demonstrations nationwide; but aides talked him out of it by convincing him that FIVE defense secretaries in 3 1/2 years was not a good look
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
D.C. National Guard members test positive for COVID-19 after responding to protests
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nearly two dozen House GOPers ask Donnie to NOT be a dipsh*t regarding troop withdrawals in Germany. aintnothinggonnahappen.gif
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Tue June 09, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Gen. Charles Q. Brown confirmed as Air Force Chief of Staff, the first black man to head a US military service. For those keeping score at home, the vote was 98-0
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Because the world is so peaceful and calm right now, China is sending fighters into Taiwan's airspace
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A newt study finds Oregon timber harvests don't appear to affect rare salamanders
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas Land Commissioner George P. Bush (R-son of Jeb) voted for Trump in 2016 and says he will vote for Trump again in November. "President Trump is the only thing standing between America and socialism. It's clear, Republican policies are working"
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(DW)
 
 
 
Why try to compete in the natural gas market, when you can get the President to threaten sanctions instead?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Washington Post breaks down the timeline of the actions against protesters to make room for a certain someone to take a little stroll
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Mon June 08, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump: "I'm against defunding the police." Biden: "Ditto"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Russia urges the U.S. to 'observe democratic standards' and respect Americans' right to protest
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(Vice)
 
 
 
AOC wants to know why the hell a predator drone was spying on protesters
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rick Scott: "China is deliberately trying to sabotage efforts to make COVID vaccine." China: "Prove it. There's no need to be shy." Rick Scott: "Errrrr, ummmm, errrrr"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chicago Mayor Lightfoot says officer who was photographed flipping the bird to protesters should be fired. In Chicago? Time was, a officer who ONLY flipped off a protester would have been given a medal for decorum and restraint
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want to know why all those generals got mad at Trump last week? Trump and the Joint Chiefs Chairman got into a shouting match over deploying 10,000 active duty soldiers to Washington, D.C. to control protests
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a damn good thing we're not living in the world of the "Pacific Rim" movies, because: 1) Trump would want Jaegers patrolling the streets of Washington DC to keep him safe from protestors and 2) Trump would find good things to say about the kaiju
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump will finally be telling the truth when he says he had a big crowd in Washington
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Antifa VS "Incredible People": a tale of two protesting crowds
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Sat June 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Racist Texas Ranger statue removed from Dallas Airport. Texas Rangers contemplating name change back to Washington Senators
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Voter fraud trifecta complete: Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany also illegally voted in Florida
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Washington Supreme Court drops the mic
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Fri June 05, 2020
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
George Washington Law School faculty tried but failed (for now) to revoke alum Attorney General Bill Barr's honorary degree
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Leaked document reveals details of federal law enforcement patrolling Washington amid protests
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Retired Navy admiral behind bin Laden raid has entered the Lafayette Square chat
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
We all know "Deliverance" was a movie. What my reality presupposes is...what if it wasn't?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republican governors are sending National Guard to DC to curry favor with Hair Furor
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Somehow Republican Susan Collins won't be there to greet Trump as he arrives in Maine for his ever important inspection of a cotton swab factory
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I imagine George Washington had his share of critics who accused him of a photo-op when he knelt down in prayer at Valley Forge"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Grassley blocks Trump judicial nominees over IG firings. Grassley to reverse course and genuflect to Dear Leader in 3...2...1
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Thu June 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"The Habeas Corpus secures every man here, alien or citizen, against everything which is not law, whatever shape it may assume" - Thomas Jefferson. Civil Unrest, night 10
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Florida (which reports COVID-19 cases about as accurately as Russia and is currently experiencing a weirdly coincidental pneumonia pandemic) would be happy to host the Republican convention. This will end well
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Dear FBI can you look into Pence's COS Marc Short for being a member of pandemic task force while holding stocks related to pandemic response Thanks Citizens for Ethics and Responsibility in Washington
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CIA analyst warns of country in danger of imminent collapse
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Iran has freed US Navy veteran Michael White after nearly two years of captivity for coronavirus
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Attorney General Deputy Dog to hold press conference on encroaching fascism. Come for the lies, stay for the outrage
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like Bill Barr is taking a page from the Watchmen sequel
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump brings in the TSA to patrol the streets of Washington DC. Someone must have told him that the protestors had no weapons but were dangerously armed with bottles of water that were more than 3 ounces
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(NPR)
 
 
 
That is one hell of a sleepover
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Wed June 03, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump still pretending to be 6'3", also his White House physical has been released
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Melania wasn't the only one not amused by Trump's photo op at the Pope John Paul II shrine, Archbishop of Washington calling it "baffling and reprehensible"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump to ban Chinese passenger carriers from flying to the US starting on June 16
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We may have a Fall Classic this year after all
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Washington Redskins participate in #BlackoutTuesday on social media in support of racial justice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Farewell to a Mad Dog, the plane that Denzel Washington flew upside down
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Don Henley wants copyright law modified to protect music, Eagles stuff, pointing out current rules are a" relic of a MySpace era in a TikTok world" ensuring Congress will have no idea what he's talking about
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(Axios)
 
 
 
#MoscowMitch blocks a resolution that would have condemned the use of tear gas and rubber bullets against peaceful protesters. Subby wants the filter turned off for this thread to properly express his feelings
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
The horror story is over as Steve King loses to primary challenger
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I could focus on the heartwarming aspects of this story, but I'd rather point out that the CEO of American Airlines flies Southwest
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
PPP, PPP, woohoo
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
An ABC News/Washington Post poll indicates that since their last poll was taken on March 25th, Joe Biden's lead over Cadet Bone Spur has jumped by 8 points
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson slams Trump and Kushner for botching the protest response
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Acting CBP director Mark Morgan Tweets that he has assembled his Sturmabteilung in DC and stands ready to crush those "groups of radicals & agitators," who dare abuse their first amendment "rights" to criticize Führer Trump
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(ARL Now)
 
 
 
The police departments of Arlington, VA and Washington, D.C. had a mutual assistance agreement. Emphasis on the word "had"
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Mon June 01, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Judges in Harris County, Texas were far more likely to appoint lawyers who had donated to their campaigns to represent poor criminal defendants. Yeeee-haaah, Lone Star justice, y'all
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Looks like drugmaker Gilead's been experimenting with insider trading
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump looking to invoke Insurrection Act, grab America by the Posse Comitatus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
That time Donald "bunker" Trump boasted that he'd have rushed into Stoneman-Douglas High School during the shooting there
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bureau of Prisons, FBI Hostage Rescue Unit riots teams being deployed in Washington and Miami by AG Barr. Decency arrested for "unlawful assembly"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Washington on fire, the lights go out in the White House. Haven't the lights been out symbolically there for a few years already?
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
You can get paid $20K to drink beer & hike the Appalachian Trail in 2021
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Soybeans? We don't need no stinking soybeans
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Dak Prescott playing under the franchise tag?
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Sun May 31, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Little child says he didn't want to play with those guys anyway
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Sat May 30, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Woman with PhD in quantum chemistry says thanks, but she'd rather not attend big coronavirus party thrown by failed casino owner/reality show host
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Costco's earnings hit by extra expenses from wages, cleaning, mask drama out front
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump immigration policy shifts children approaching age 21 into different non-priority category where waits for visas approach... 76 years?
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
"I will not be censored" - @RealDonaldTrump
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Rare Wolverine spotted in Pacific County, surprising researchers who thought they were all wiped out during Red Dawn back in the 80s
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Noted liberal rag Washington Free Beacon says Trump's re-election chances are not looking good. Mmmmmm...free bacon
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Val Demings, former police chief in Orlando, Congresswoman, and general badass, pens an OpEd in the Washington Post asking her fellow law enforcement members WTF Is Going On
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
"Everything is sort of lining up in the direction that if we're serious about it, we can control this thing," he said. "We're just not being serious about it"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
WA Governor Jay Inslee is over Trump's crap
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Megabus to resume mega accidents to and from NYC, Philadelphia, Baltimore, and Washington on June 1
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Boeing brings back the 737 Max but also lays off thousands, proving they still don't really know which way is up
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1754, George Washington spilled the first blood of the French and Indian war, setting up a series of increasingly bloody sequels that critics claim miss the point of the original
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Having now been found miles away from the closest traps, it looks like murder hornets are going viral
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Wed May 27, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Someone is posting fake signs about murder hornets on Washington trails to create buzz
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tulsi Gabbard drops defamation suit against Hillary Clinton, obviously paid off by the Russian illuminati
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(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Washington State loosens cougar hunting restrictions, possibly allowing bait hunting with bottles of white wine
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So does voting by mail actually favor Democrats? Let's take a look
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
White House Press Secretary sure likes voting by mail for someone that claims to hate voting by mail
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Man, when even the Washington Examiner is telling you to put the Twitter down, you really did f*ck up, Donnie
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(Courier Herald)
 
 
 
Washington State city of Enumclaw demands to be allowed to reopen, citing low infection counts, failing businesses, and all those horses going unmolested
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Sure, we fired the IGs, what about it?" "Why?" "Sure, we fired the IGs, what about it?"
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Washington announces plan for Medicare enrollees to get insulin for $35 a month. And yes, the hydroxy's on the House
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ever watch a stoned monkey attempt brain surgery?
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Westerly Sun)
 
 
 
Did a murder hornet write this?
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Over 40% of workers tested at fruit plant have coronavirus. Those at nearby shrub still lacking tests
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal Government: We can't do widespread Covid-19 testing. Bill Gates and Washington Health Officials: It's ok, we got this. FDA: Not yours, can't haz
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Mon May 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The guy who was pretending to work as DNI will shortly stop pretending to be Ambassador to Germany as well
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Trump may soon be out for good before the election by taking his own advice literally
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Chinese company accuses US of 'politicizing business,' claims its kettles are all black
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Ok folks now that Trump says corona is over lets roll back the Mueller clock
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Sun May 24, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wait... there are people who still have faith in Washington?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Pence is threatening China. Again
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, this complicates things. Judge Sullivan has hired Justice I Like Beer's attorney to defend his refusal to drop charges against Flynn
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(NWA Homepage)
 
 
 
Yeah, that "Not Ready To Eat Chicken" you picked up earlier? Don't eat it
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
FBI to investigate itself, find it did everything wrong but that's okay because it means nobody else did anything wrong. Is that clear?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BoJo is a 5G truther (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Never Trumper George Will is very concerned for the Democratic Party, thinks they should have a VP who would restore adult supervision in Washington
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Congress gets highest job approval rating in over a decade. Fark: 31%
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(Upworthy)
 
 
 
2Scoops' kryptonite: women with names
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The Governor of Washington State should be arrested for acting "in treason and sedition against me" says barber shop owner, in today's entry in "Man who has no idea what words mean speaks out"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The IMF says banks will struggle to be profitable through 2025. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? IT COULD HAPPEN
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(AP News)
 
 
 
A new poll says many in the US won't return to the gym or dine out again, because what's one without the other?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump hopes to infect world leaders by still hosting the G-7
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Thu May 21, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 2000, former US President James Garfield's bullet-ridden spine was put on display. Herbert Hoover's prehensile lizard tail and George Washington's mechanical claw remain under wraps
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump running against Trump
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Wed May 20, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
New Mexico county commissioner and "Cowboys for Trump" leader says "The only good Democrat is a dead Democrat," followed by, "Oh wait, people recorded me saying that? Well, what I meant was something completely different, honest and for sure"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Two Washington State gyms temporarily "halting protest" until they can find some way to infect people with Covid-19 without being sued into smoking holes in the ground
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ain't nuthin' gonna happen
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What's his Fark handle?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out, like his boss, Pompeo doesn't like interviews from investigators
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Do not congratulate
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Tue May 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
US home construction blown away like it was made out of straw
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Actual headline: 'Coronavirus or border wall - lawmakers debate which is more important'
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In any other timeline, this would get an "obvious" tag, but in this one, it's a cause for celebration: "A WA state lawmaker whose actions surrounding an armed standoff with federal agents were dubbed 'domestic terrorism' will not seek reelection"
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Mon May 18, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The Israeli government is more than happy to take American evangelicals' money, and use their political influence in Washington DC to their advantage, but they draw the line at them actually evangelizing, especially in Israel, that's offensive
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Sun May 17, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Some people had no problem filing for unemployment
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Sat May 16, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Oh, not this shiat again
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
GOP state Rep. responds to Satanic invocation by spilling olive oil down Washington Capitol steps. Rep. gets $4,700 cleaning bill from state, eventual entry to Olive Garden of Eden
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Burr attempts to light a match on his way out the shiatshow door
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Teach a man to start a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life, and the DC police will be looking for you
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
"A grandmother of eight, Washington City resident Rebecca 'Becky' Collet says she was surprised when she walked into her kitchen Tuesday morning and saw a man she didn't know wearing nothing but boxers and socks and eating food from her fridge"
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
"China is threatening to meddle in the upcoming U.S. presidential election...." Wait. Have they gotten permission from the Russians to do this?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ivanka: among the many things daddy is into, he's really hot for face masks lately; now on video
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Thu May 14, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS sides with fashion brand over "Get Lucky" trademark. Rock band Loverboy said to be inconsolable
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Richard Burr steps down as chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee to spend more time with his lawyer and his insider trading profits
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court rules against Trump in a lawsuit alleging he's violated the emoluments clause of the Constitution
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
40 years ago today, Washington State officials gather to discuss reopening the area around Mt. St. Helens. Not sure what all of these scientists are whining about, it's a perfectly sensible plan
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Forget murder hornets. GIANT MOTHS
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cuomo to Congress: You're going to do what you did with the last no strings bailout, aren't you?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
DOJ warns US companies that China is trying to steal their Coronavirus research and encourages them to improve cyber-security. Not Explained: why having more people work on a cure for Covid-19 is a BAD thing, or why the data isn't freely available
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate to resume business on critical matters: Hunter Biden
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Awww, John Roberts claims the ConSupremes are very concerned that all the calls for congressional hearings into Don Cheeto's many crimes could be seen by the ConJustices as mere harassment
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
No foolin' - US wholesale prices dropped a record 1.3% in April
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jared refuses to rule out postponing the presidential election in November
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Tue May 12, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
PROBLEM: How do you keep people from flocking to restaurants when they reopen. SOLUTION: Require patrons to give the restaurant their name, address, phone number, email, age, sex, and first born child
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Restaurateur will intersperse tables with elegantly dressed mannequins to maintain mandated social distancing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yes yes, but what about the Needful suffering?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
This is the flattened curve you have been looking for
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Po-Ta-Toes
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Not sure if writing satire or predicting the future
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to report people contributing to the spread of the coronavirus? That's a doxxin
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Iranian training accident kills 19 and wounds 15, showing the dangers of untrained use of the clone stamp tool
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Sun May 10, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
So, about all those "temporary" layoffs
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Sat May 09, 2020
(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Police seize thousands of plants in a series of operations that will undoubtedly end the scourge of illegal marijuana in Washington state
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Because this is the timeline we're stuck in: One day after agreeing to the final text, the Trump Administration stunned the UN Security Council and stopped a vote on a resolution for hotspot ceasefires to help fight the pandemic
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP lawmakers DEMAND Trump punish banks who refuse to make loans to oil and coal companies because of the banks "concern for the environment" or sense of " social responsibility". This must be that "free market" they're always going on about
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Fri May 08, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Hockey guy apologizes for saying bad things on friend's Instagram which was "hacked" which as we all know, is the online form of blaming the media
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Gov. Newsom signs executive order allowing every registered voter to vote by mail. What's next? Will the nation-state of California announce the creation of its own Postal Service?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today tries to come up with five reasons not to worry about everyone losing their jobs and record unemployment. Basically, thoughts and prayers in article form
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
One more time: The stock market is not the economy
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
In these dark times, we all need a good police / duckling intervention
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump pulls a Sargent Schultz
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump now seeking overseas funding to bail out his businesses. Bonus: Eric Trump says it's about helping ordinary people out of work, not the business itself
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(MSN)
 
 
 
John Roberts secures his legacy by protecting Trump once again
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pence's staff coughs up a viral infection. This is not a euphemism
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Thu May 07, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Why should Neiman Marcus and J.Crew have all the fun this week, ponders Nordstrom
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post has a map of where people are staying home, and where they aren't. Causation and correlation will be interesting to sort out
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Even Costco can't mask a drop in sales
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Asparagus shortage cause price spike, urinal cake demand falls sharply
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump admits his coronavirus response is causing a Pearl Harbor or 9/11 every day. Well he didn't actually say this but you know that is what you were thinking
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mercenary dropped a dime on Trump
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(PBS)
 
 
 
April brings epic losses, soaring unemployment, more than just showers
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
After fallout from its privacy fails, Zoom names former Trump national security adviser HR Pufnstuf to its board
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The story of Herb Washington, baseball's only full-time pinch runner
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Subby would have thought a doctor who went through COVID-19 would not only appreciate his own mortality but also be more receptive to following established medical guidelines for masks. Then Subby remembered the doctor was Rand Paul
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Tue May 05, 2020
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Scientists have found entire city of underwater geothermal towers just off the coast of Washington state. Anyone for hot tubbing on the seafloor?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump contradicts his White House storyline again, says quiet part out loud about blocking Fauci's House testimony
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After decades of sending money to red states, the disuniter in chief says it is unfair for blue states to want some of their money back for an emergency. So presidential. So much winning
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"D.C. will never be a state, you mean District of Columbia, a state? Why? So we can have two more Democratic senators and five{ ? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯} more congressmen? No thank you. That'll never happen."-The President of the US, ladies and gentlemen
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Officer I have to have those pancakes,,,, and that one waitress, have you ever seen her? 192 mph Officer? What are you on about? Pancakes, remember
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Incapable of staying out of the spotlight, Trump is bringing back his evening COVID-19 rage-fests
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Mon May 04, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Yakima County has highest rate of coronavirus infections on West Coast due to agricultural workers, prompting researchers to state "Yakima yaks, don't cough back"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump supporter suggests that the president stop 'bullying' and to stop having rambling answers with a rambling bullying answer
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jake Tapper again quizzes Larry Kudlow on just how Trump contained the Coronavirus in February
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Barbershop reopens in spite of stay-at-home order, as "Shave and a ventilator, six bits" becomes the song of the day
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(WJHG Panama City Beach)
 
 
 
Trump economy setting employment records not seen in over 80 years
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rage Against The Machine postpone their reunion tour after listening to the experts. "Ok. I'll do what you tell me"
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Sat May 02, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Tara: Biden sexually assaulted me and I filed a report. Biden: Senate, find the report and release it. Tara: I didn't file the sexually assaulted part
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The GOP nightmare if Democrats control everything: Washington, D.C. and Puerto Rico gaining statehood, abolishing the Electoral College, and adding four judges to the Supreme Court
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Republicans don't just want you dead
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Neverending criticism by Trump and by ReOpen protestors has sunk IL Gov. Pritzker's approval rating to 69%, while a sensational 14% disapprove
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Coronavirus lockdown gives cannabis delivery company a surge; many pot-time workers getting hired
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Seizing wages from student loan borrowers during pandemic when you announced you wouldn't and then Congress ordered you not to? Well, heavens to Betsy
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos home gets a new paint job
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Best Buy's store reopening strategy gives every customer one-on-one service. That's a lot of extended warranties
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
As if we needed proof that Trump doesn't care what anyone thinks, he's considering bringing back Flynn
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge tells Klayman and Arpaio to stop wasting the courts time but refuses to sanction them, meaning they will continue to waste the court's time by changing the date on suit and refiling it
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Cow lives out dream of being a bull, police and motorists not amused
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kansas court decides voters don't have to prove they're white in order to vote
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Hey Doug, call SCRAPS and pick up your Emu
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(AP News)
 
 
 
By releasing internal FBI emails and notes Mischa tries to flip the script
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ah, how cute. Iran thinks that Trump actually plots things out instead of just talking at random about whatever screen was in front of him in the last 5 minutes
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(Politico)
 
 
 
On second thought, let's not go to Washington. It is a silly place
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Navy says it's expanding the probe into the USS Roosevelt and its captain, but what it's really doing is moving the goalpiers
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Please note: the Attorney General tends to frown on people selling bogus Covid-19 vaccines
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Larry "Off the Rails" Kudlow says the cash phase of the economic rescue winding down, but the unemployment and homeless stages are ramping up nicely
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Collusion
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump administration launches an investigation to see if China and WHO hid the coronavirus information that he was ignoring for the first two months of 2020
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Good news, down-ballot Republicans. Trump has given up appealing to voters in obscure places called "states"
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Nevada joins the new country of Pacifica
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not news: Prisoners at risk from COVID-19. News: Washington state Supreme Court denies medical release. Fark: ONE VOTE stopped parole of Gary Ridgeway, The Green River serial killer
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(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Report shows impact of Coronavirus on hotel industry, as eight of ten hotel rooms are empty nationwide. Please, take a moment to think of all the empty rooms in which no weird sex with cheap hookers will take place
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Head of the VA ignores a study that relies on his department's own hospital data and doubles down on hydroxychloroquine. VA? Very Awful
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(Fark)
 
 
 
A little over a month ago Fark had a coronavirus joke and meme thread. The WH daily briefings should have given you lots of opportunity to come up with new material. Post em if you got em. lgt previous thread
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Why can't you get frozen french fries at the grocery store? We're not eating enough
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donnie Jr. proves to Hannity that there is somebody stupider than Donnie Sr
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Greenland normally welcomes investment, but does not appear to be for sale on the installment plan
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
At some point, it's going to become news when this White House manages to hire someone who hasn't deleted racist tweets
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Schrödinger's opinion poll shows voters overwhelmingly approve of guy they overwhelmingly don't believe
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell apparently wants blue states that pay the most in taxes to go bankrupt while his own red state of Kentucky is the fourth most dependent state in the nation
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The House is ready to pass nearly $500bil more in coronavirus relief, none of which will get to you or anyone you know
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump chloroquine push came after talk with donor
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