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Mon April 12, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Uber may get into cannabis delivery which should work with their Uber Eats business model when all those customers get the munchies a few hours later
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Can America's history of "civil religion" overcome the histrionics of Christian nationalism?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Major goes from the White House to the dog house for more basic training
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Sun April 11, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Eye-gouging Capitol insurrectionist in shock at being treated the same in jail as those 'inner-city' criminals
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Sat April 10, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Turns out Mike Pence was very concerned the January 6 rioters weren't breaking into the Capitol just to have a little talk with him
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not since the Spanish Civil War have we seen such an unholy alliance between a supposed "Christian®" Org and a Fascist enterprise like the Proud Boyz
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Fri April 09, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Freedom reset by peer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Lobbying firm hired by Matt Gaetz is exactly as competent as you would expect lawyers who agree to work for a guy who Venmo'ed money to a sex trafficker for illegal acts to be
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In case you thought we might solve a problem for once, let me dash your hopes right there, because Biden requested an INCREASE in Pentagon funding
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Thu April 08, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Confederate flag carrier indicted for participation in January 6 riot, failing history class
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Megan Rapinoe on Draymond Green: "You obviously kind of showed your whole ass in not even understanding what we all talk about all the time... You don't think we've asked for more funding? What are we screaming about nonstop?"
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Wed April 07, 2021
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump backs Mo Brooks in Alabama senate race, the same Mo Brooks who praised the Capitol insurrectionists for "kicking ass"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Huh, I don't remember the episode of Gilligan's Island where incels attempted to overthrow the government
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Women's group taps Matt Gaetz to head event; or at least that's what he's hoping
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Let's mosey down the street of 1940s 'merikuh to the corner store for a sodie-pop
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Are you an adult? After April 19th go get your vaccine
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz: Fighting for your right to post revenge porn on the internet
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Mon April 05, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Clone of George Washington to announce candidacy for 2024
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The Count de Orange is calling for boycott of companies that are opposing Georgia's new voter suppression laws. A complete boycott would mean no air travel, spending money, professional baseball, use of the Internet and especially no Star Trek
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fifty percent of Republicans believe in lies about the January 6 terrorist assault on the Capitol
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Head trauma from football, major drug problems, hallucinations, heart palpitations, headaches, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, paranoia. US Capitol attacker sounds like a typical American
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Many of the failed insurrectionists have taken to apologizing for their actions on January 6. Some may be genuine, some may not be. Prosecutors and judges refuse to be swayed by any of them. At least for now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For some inexplicable reason, the US Capitol Police is facing staffing shortages, having difficulty meeting existing mission requirements. Hmm... wonder why?
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Fri April 02, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
White House staff launched an 'underground' haircut ring last year during DC pandemic lockdown. It operated out of a bathroom and was so popular that WH found a new permanent barber
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Why yes, Matt Gaetz was the only no vote on 2017 human trafficking bill. Why do you ask?
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Congressional Republicans demand the DOJ and the Capitol Police give them a briefing on what they have on them
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Trump advisor Peter Navarro blatantly wasted billions of tax money rewarding Trump donors. And you thought the money was going to fight COVID you silly goose
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Wed March 31, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Crazy idea, but hear me out: If you sell guns for a living, maybe don't engage in criminal activities that may prohibit you from owning them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
History is a circle, as evidenced by Major, FDR's German Shepard who got in trouble for biting people
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(CBS 42 Birmingham)
 
 
 
"I wondered when y'all were going to show up. Guess you've seen the videos on my Facebook page"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy: Okay, the sedition, lying, treason, white supremacy, hanging with Jeff Epstein, and espionage on behalf of our enemies were bad...but child sex trafficking (if true) is where we'll draw the phoney-baloney line of morality
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The country that helped Donald Trump become president obtained illicit access to US government emails once he was president
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1854, Commodore Matthew Perry signed the Treaty of Kanagawa with Japan, an early role which provided important acting experience he would later use on 'Friends'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Officer who arrested Georgia state Rep. Park Cannon says he was worried if one Black person had rights, they'd all want some
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Tue March 30, 2021
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Today's 'found out' arrest and posed riot photos come from Oregon
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Judges coming out
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Houston Public Media)
 
 
 
Pair of hat-wearing human thumbs arrested for Capitol insurrection
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
He's right -- he needs two
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Sedition suspect: How do you even know I was at the Capitol riot on January 6? Arresting officer: Bro, you're wearing an "I Was There, Washington D.C., January 6, 2021" t-shirt
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"S&P predicts Biden's infrastructure plan will create 2.3 million jobs by 2024, inject $5.7 trillion into the economy - which would be 10 times what was lost during the recession - and raise per-capita income by $2,400"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan Man who stormed the Capitol arrested by the FBI. With shiat-eating farked-around grin posted to Facebook
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Dr. Birx reveals an "uncomfortable" call she had after she raised alarms about Covid
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wait, you're saying the kind of guy who would try to overthrow the government would also stiff his lawyer and attend right-wing rallies while out on bail? Nooo waaay
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Fri March 26, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The FBI is putting the Jan 6th band back together...in Prison. Today's addition to the line-up: the Tambourine player/ex-NYPD spokeswoman
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Hey, everybody. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mango Unchained says HIS Insurrectionists shoont have did what dey done, but that they posed no threat, and NOW they're being persecuted. So still I-MAX level projection then
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Thu March 25, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
100 million? Why not 200 million?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you wear a Vuitton sweater to an insurrection but can't post the selfies to the 'Gram, did it really even happen?
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Galaxy-brained insurrectionist seen at the fore of the braying mob chasing Capitol Officer Goodman now expresses shock that he was "duped" by a lifelong con man, and that jail is icky
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The internet: The cause of, and solution to, our January 6th problems
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter was either lying or grossly misinformed, take your pick
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Old: YoHoHo and a bottle of rum. ... New: SoHoHo and a brand new lawsuit (link fixed)
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Wed March 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
I can't remember the last time the actions of a member of the GQP surprised me, such as Marjorie Taylor Greene having an insider at the Jan. 6th Capitol riot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ Who let the dogs back in the White House? Who? Who? Who? ♫
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Prosecutors unveil social media messages where an Oathkeeper told fellow members that he had spoken to the leaders of the Proud Boys and "orchestrated a plan" with them for Jan 6. So, yes, he posted notes on a criminal farking conspiracy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Argentina, the United States, Mongolia. Which country gets the lowest score in a ranking of democracy?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ex New York police officer who played tambourine in U.S. Capitol halls during January 6th riot charged with several misdemeanors, missing tact
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Tue March 23, 2021
(KTIV Sioux City)
 
 
 
Lucille and Buster Bluth certainly pulled out all the stops with this year's Motherboy costume entry
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio worried about stuff flying over military installations that we can't identify. Probably just jokes about Marco Rubio's political career passing over his head
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Treasoneer whines: "I'm practically indistinguishable from Rosa Parks, except for being an angrily indignant middle aged white dude with a goatee"
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(DCist)
 
 
 
Yeah, don't make any plans to visit D.C. even though it's about time for the now, new annual Covid Blossom Festival
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Mike rounds (R - emember your own history?) forgets his own state's history in regards to his opposition on DC statehood
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Mon March 22, 2021
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Shaka, when the fences fell. Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
DOJ investigating whether "fight like hell " means "fight like hell"
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Pew research poll: 69% view prosecution of Capitol rioters as "very important", don't want lesser charges for their insurrection
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats decide that it's in poor taste to refer to a former Republican president as a tyrant
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Fri March 19, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Twitter says that any semblance of them doing something in the vicinity of the right thing was purely accidental
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Not surprisingly, Twitter pulls the plug on Marjorie Taylor Greene
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Marjorie Taylor Green claims she refused to vote to award Congressional Gold Medals to the people who defended the Capitol when it was attacked by Trump supporters because the resolution was an insult to God
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Thu March 18, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
This government report is only a little over 4 years too late
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Postal voter fraud never happened
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
When your career is over you end up in porn and he's agreed to a gang-bang
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Let's look at the House republicans who voted against giving the Congressional Medal of Freedom to Capitol Police who protected Democracy on January 6
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
This is bad news. For Omarosa
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Wed March 17, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Texas man arrested with guns and ammo outside the VP residence
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The closest thing Facebook will ever have to a redeeming quality is how eagerly its base of attention-starved dolts will incriminate themselves for likes
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(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
Lauren Boebert asks Twitter what people are grateful for. Twitter responds pretty much like you'd expect
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(Citizens Voice)
 
 
 
Another one done in by Facebook posts: "The FBI charged Annie Howell, 30, with trespassing, disorderly conduct, violent entry, obstruction of Congress and picketing in a Capitol building." With pic her grandkids will mock forever
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The only thing "tactical" about this insurrectionist bozo is now easy he made it for the feds to find him
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Marjorie Greene a little upset when the foreign military she's opposed to funding paid her congressional office a visit
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Freedom of Information Day, so feel free to inform us all of something you feel is important
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Learned Elders of Zion Capitol Police officer has been suspended
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why did the pandemic experts fail?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
WaPo threw the Georgia election and other complaints from Trumpistan
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
No climate change. You're the climate change: Cherry blossom edition
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Mon March 15, 2021
(The Intelligencer)
 
 
 
Federal grand jury hands down four new indictments for Brent Bozell IV, presumably one for each generation of humanity fail
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What do Trump supporters and ISIS have in common? How much time do you have?
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Sat March 13, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
DOJ: At least 100 more people could be charged with conspiring to storm the Capitol on January 6th. Oath Keepers at the top of the list
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Heinz History Center debuts new exhibit on American democracy that spread over all 57 states
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden being pushed to pack FEC with "pro-enforcement" members to enforce laws regulating political money. McConnell seen poking his head out of his shell about this serious provocation
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Fri March 12, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Dr. Birx is packing up her scarves and B-movie Galactic Ambassador to Neptune costumes and moving to Dallas; will work as medical advisor to a vacuum cleaner company
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Johnny Elbow insists Trump has been secretly 'ruling and reigning'... if you were wondering why you hadn't seen or heard about it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DC's jail says it is holding all of the Capitol Riot suspects in maximum security "restrictive housing,". Apparently they're a wee bit concerned that white supremacists with a habit of shooting their mouths off might not fare so well in GenPop
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FBI lands another insurrectionist who -- surprise, surprise -- turns out to be yet another "Oath Keeper." And, bonus, we get to use this tag for him
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Batshiat Bustles of Bristol busted
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DOJ prosecutors are asking to slow down the prosecution of the insurrectionists because there is just a mountain of evidence to process and this is going to be the largest case in American jurisprudence history
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lawyer trying to get his Oathkeeper Capitol rioter out of jail admits they did have a "Quick Reaction Force" ready to cross the Potomac. Not to be outdone, his client insults the Capitol Police
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
It's "pretty much definitive" that Trump incited the insurrection, asserts the partisan, leftist Democrat whom Trump installed as acting Secretary of Defense after the election
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Minus that little incident from 80 years ago
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Cancel culture means I can't get a fair trial in DC, so instead please move my trial to Western Texas where the real Americans know Donald J. Trump won the election and they will celebrate me and not convict me. Oh, and I don't even know Eliel Rosa
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Wed March 10, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Hello, you've reached the Fairfax County 911 emergency response system. Please hold. *music plays*
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell blasts Capitol security: "I'm extremely uncomfortable with the fact that my constituents can't come to the Capitol"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joe Biden threatens to unleash his cat to destroy the internet. For reals
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Tue March 09, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Rioter would like to take his stupid prize and go quarantine in a nice comfy hotel now, if you infuriating peons would just unlock his cell already
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Gotta keep lining the pockets
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"The crowd outside the Fifth Avenue building where Mr Trump has a penthouse apartment carried signs that read "Arrest Trump", "Indict Trump", and "Florida Man Go Home.""
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(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Like a sturgeon, rioting for the very first time
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Mon March 08, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
He was looking for Obama's birth certificate
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FBI: "Aw, we're just getting warmed up, baby"
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Sun March 07, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Stupid is as stupid does
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Sat March 06, 2021
(My Panhandle)
 
 
 
Terrorist has a sad
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
18 year old Capitol rioter promises judge he will be good if he can go home to mommy and daddy. Oh, and he is sorry for all the mean things he said
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ron Johnson suddenly remembers he's against government spending and finds his easel. Social media appreciates his efforts
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
God sets up woman for arrest at US Capitol. Praise god
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump State Apartment Appointee arrested on charges stemming from the Jan 6th insurrection
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Thu March 04, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The feds are on it. "The data gathered so far includes indications of contact with lawmakers in the days around January 6, as well as communications between alleged rioters discussing their associations with members of Congress"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
...and the dump my dog took in the yard this morning was shaped sort of like a Q, so clearly THIS MEANS SOMETHING
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
QAnon believers are getting more confused by their own conspiracy theories
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
After fences, cameras and calls to the cops failed to solve anything, neighbors took shifts standing guard over an Asian-American family targeted by racially motivated attacks. If this doesn't work Olivia Munn plans to don her Psylocke costume
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Thoughts and prayers. Womp womp
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Optimus Prime is defeated by his most powerful foe yet: The Georgetown Advisory Neighborhood Commission
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If there was a silver lining to find in the Insurrection at the Capitol, it was that there were no Federal agents involved on the lawbreakers' side. Enter the DEA - one of their agents was there, off duty, with his service weapon (allegedly)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The majority of the MAGA mob that stormed the Capitol were simply clueless dickheads
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Could the Jan 6 Capitol rioters be stupid enough to book into the same hotel for QAnon's March 4 "true inauguration" date? Looks like the Grand Hyatt DC is booked for today
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
A Charlie Kirk Turning Point USA bus transported this gentleman to Washington DC to exercise his Constitutional right to attack police with a fire extinguisher
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(The Daily Signal)
 
 
 
Mike Pence emerges from hiding with Mother to remind everyone that he still is, and has always been, an asshole
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Testimony: Even with National Guard troops loaded onto buses and ready to go, senior Pentagon leaders refused Capitol Police Chief Sund's "frantic" requests for three hours and 19 minutes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden Administration to members of the middle class who were getting excited about actually getting some help out of the next round of stimulus payments: *yoink*
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Another day, another hearing on the insurrection. This time featuring folks from the Pentagon. Hearing starts at 10am
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
US Capitol Police announce increased security, citing "concerning information". In a better world there would be a "this is not a repeat from January 4th" joke next. Sadly, the world is far from better
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"I'm dressing in all black, I'll look just like ANTIFA. I'll get away with anything" said the dude who just got arrested for participating in the Capitol riot
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Quick- someone design a flag with 51 stars
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Today in "stuff that should have happened 6 months ago" news: Merck has agreed to help J&J manufacture their vaccine
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Soooooo, can we charge Trump with murder?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Prosecutors reveal a bit more about the Proud Boys' organized January 6 attack on the US Capitol and government
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I was just looking at the Lingerie and...Talk about your quick Shooters
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Sidney Powell's law suit record is intact and unblemished by success
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Sun February 28, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Lawyers for 18-year-old insurrectionist want him to be released to his parents, since they've obviously done such a good job of raising him so far
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
North Dakota decides transparency is for suckers and we don't need to see any vote totals before the Electoral College meets. Do they think we don't already know they're going to pick the Republican?
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Fri February 26, 2021
(WSLS Virginia)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree Matthew McConaughey is the latest winner of an FBI home raid
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Not housebroken" does sound about par for the course. Anyway, thanks for the DNA
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
When a business you've patronized for 30 years is happy to turn you in to the FBI, you must be quite the pleasant chap
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe we prepare ahead of time? Can we try that?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Biden rolls back Trump's architecture guidelines for federal buildings. Removal of faux gold fixtures, gaudy frescoes, and tacky columns to commence immediately
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Trump rioters could face up to 10 years in prison because of an executive action signed by their leader meant to target BLM protesters
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(Legal Insurrection)
 
 
 
So it turns out that based upon the FBI charging documents, the January 6th Capitol rioters used Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter *FAR* more than Parler and Gab to plan their assault. But this won't be greenlit, because reasons
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Step 1) Text your ex that you're committing insurrection. ... Step 3) Federal charges
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Wed February 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pence still has his lips firmly attached to the wrong end of Trump's business
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fanne Foxe, Argentine bombshell, ecdysiast, and destroyer of reputations. You had to look that one up, didn't you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Justice Department is facing a very tough battle ahead when it comes to actually keeping the insurrectionists they've arrested in jail, seeing as how, you know, they're all white and stuff
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Trump expresses heartfelt condolences and an optimistic message of anticipated recovery for COVID victims and by that I mean Tiger Woods
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(MSN)
 
 
 
According to his lawyer's latest filing, the QAnon Shaman's "Gob Bluth moment" came when Trump pardoned Lil' Wayne but not him. Oh, and that spear he was carrying was just a decorative "symbol of his faith", and he literally wouldn't hurt a fly
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: "Oh, you think skipping off to Mexico while Texans froze to death was my crowning P.O.S. moment? Hold my umbrella drink"
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Tue February 23, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Former House Sergeant-at-Arms Paul Irving denied National Guard request for January 6th because he was concerned about "optics" and "didn't feel that the intelligence supported it". In related news, Paul Irving doesn't know how to use the internet
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As Ron Johnson spouted his Russian disinformation about how ANTIFA started the Capitol insurrection and the Cops started the violence, the feds unsealed an indictment that details how MAGATs were pissed people were claiming they were ANTIFA
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
"You can pray for a man named Joe Biden, but you cannot pray for President Joe Biden because there's no such man. "He doesn't exist and he knows he don't exist, and brother Steve, his handlers know he don't exist"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
That Oath Keeper that claimed that she met with the Secret Service, yeah she has changed her story
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Mon February 22, 2021
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
El Chapo: The Saga Continues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The lost hours inside the Capitol insurrection
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hurr durr me livestream self in Capitol doing treason because have big smart brain
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS has a stormy Monday and blocks Daniels' defamation case against Trump
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bowser will go to congress and explain why taxing citizens without granting them representation in the legislative body is apparently a bad thing
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The FBI is working on investigation that links Roger Stone and Alex Jones to the Capitol terror attack on 1/6/21
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Attention, nazis, Merrick Garland is coming for you
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Belligerent politely asks opponent to make invasion easier
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Sun February 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oath Keeper says she met with Secret Service about "providing security" for the January 6th Trump rally and insurrection
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Sat February 20, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Abbott says "thanks Joe" but pronounces it "whar moar aid, whar?"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
What is the oath that Oath Keepers take anyway?
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Fri February 19, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
In a new defense, dozens of Capitol rioters say law enforcement 'let us in' to building, especially the ones they beat the crap out of as they barged in
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(UPI)
 
 
 
This week's UPI News Quiz features a dead guy and a dead career. And snow
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(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Ryan Nichols and Alex Kirk Harkrider of East Texas, come on down -- you're today's lucky winners of 13-count federal grand jury indictments
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Seven federal charges filed against Arkansas Capitol rioter for beating police officer with American flag, being too dumb to grasp concept of irony
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The evolution of revolution, the dereliction of insurrection
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh, please do it -- if only to give Farkers the gift of endless "that's subpoenas" jokes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The feds were already investigating Roger Stone and the Proud Boys to see how deeply connected he was and how serious they were with threatening his trial judge
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Wed February 17, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Feeling depressed today? Read about the six ways Donald Trump is still screwed. Trust Subby, you'll feel better
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Instead of mid-March, National Guard troops may be staying in D.C. until fall. It's like they learned their exit strategy in Iraq
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(Some concerned person)
 
 
 
Susan Collins is concerned again, this time about "good Republicans"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden: I only have time to talk to the two-termers
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Tue February 16, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Giuliani out as Trump's lawyer. Wonder if he ever got paid
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden to extend mortgage relief
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz sets up new conspiracy theory about Brian Sicknick. "I mean, the Capitol complex has more surveillance than a casino, and you're telling me we don't have any video evidence of what exactly happened to cause that murder?"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just can't get enough Lowered Expectations profile pics? Then the FBI has a real treat for you
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Senator Johnson (R-eally clueless), does not believe it was the insurrectionist, in the Senate Chamber, with the zip ties
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Capitol Insurrection Commission announced
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"[C]annabis industry [operators] banded together last week in a new organization, called the U.S. Cannabis Council, to push their interests in Washington, D.C., and state capitals," wrote the reporter who made an exquisite use of imagery
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
What? I'm getting arrested for sitting in Nancy Pelosi's chair? THANKS, MOM
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Sat February 13, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
TX Proud Boys fundraiser only $624 short of having enough money for "masks, shields, armpads [sic] and radios" to prevent themselves from ever rioting again
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Donald Trump acquitted in second impeachment, which turns out to be even more bipartisan than the first impeachment. At this rate, Trump will be convicted by his third term in office
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Could Lindsey Graham be joining Orange Julius Caesar in Georgia's big house in the not-so-distant future?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Covid-19, you're free to move around the country
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Those underground tunnels that can be sealed to protect Congress couldn't be sealed because the Proud Boys prevented it. Those scamps think of everything
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Translation: Pleeease don't regulate us, we have so many more families and societies to destroy
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Worst. President. Evar
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Checkmate Libs, Trump's lawyers prove it was ANTIFA who incited the attack on the Capitol
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers expected to present a very short defense case, possibly consisting of one sentence: Can you get him off the hook senators, one more time, for old time's sake?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"Your honor, after I got busted robbing that bank I decided I'm just not into money anymore, so can I go home now? P.S.: I'm not only white, but quite possibly the whitest white guy who ever whited"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Klete Keller almost ends up with twice as many charges as he has Olympic medals and could face up to 15 years
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Thu February 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
As the rioters reached the top of the Capitol stairs, they were within 100 feet of where the vice president was sheltering with his family -- and his NUCLEAR FARKING FOOTBALL
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Xerox of a Xerox of a Great Value Tom Selleck impersonator arrested in Capitol riot probe
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A senior leader of the Gravywaffen publicly stated that she was waiting for Trump to give the command for them to come to the rally and storm the Capitol
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
"The affidavit says "I'm going to come kill the President," then he asked the Secret Service to come pick him up, and take him to the White House so he can punch the President in the face, sit in his chair, and stay there until he dies"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The prosecution rests
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
GOP senators call impeachment case against Trump "compelling" after watching never before seen video. Not compelling enough to convict, however
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Twice-losing Ohio GOP U.S. Senate Candidate goes full Trumpanzee: "2020 election was STOLEN from President Trump"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Now out of office, Trump may have to face tax questions
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Senator Graham (I - Do Declare) says Senate is more likely to acquit because - C) The Capitol Police should have mowed down all the protestors. Do you kiss your Trump's ass with that same mouth, Lindsey?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Five takeaways from day 2.0 of impeachment 2.0
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
"I'm going to prison while Trump resumes his life of luxury." Gee, whoever could have seen this coming? Besides anyone who hasn't been in a coma for 4+ years, that is
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Secret Service hasn't had to run this hard since W was president
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The most dedicated members of the Party of Personal Responsibility say it's all Trump's fault that they committed all those felonies on January 6th
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Like Trump, a majority of the people arrested for Capitol riot had a history of financial trouble. Birds of a feather flock to overturn the government together?
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(Washington Blade)
 
 
 
There's always a text, Lincoln Project grooming scandal edition
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats will air new videos of Capitol attack. GOP Senators to continue playing solitaire on their phones
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Turns out that trying to induce someone to "find" just enough votes to help you win an election, just might be criminal
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"If you try to stop us from starting a second Civil War, we will start a second Civil War"
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Problem: NFL team leadership is harassing the cheerleaders. Solution: Get rid of the problem
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's impeachment defense is beginning with the concept of "people can get caught up in emotional moments." Yes, this is the first legal argument they are trying
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Seattle magistrate: Let's see here, you are the "Sergeant-at-Arms" for a terror organization, actively announced you were going to be violent on Jan 6th, and are unemployed with no ties to the community? Sure, bail for you. DC judge: not so fast
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The call is coming from inside the house: Capitol Riot Edition
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Not trying to kink shame here, but it appears South Dakota's GOP has a fetish for getting spanked by the Supreme Court
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Turns out presidential pardons get you out of state crimes, too - in certain cases
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Mon February 08, 2021
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Bragging about chugging wine at the Capitol riot will get you arrested
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge: Proud Boys leader charged in US Capitol riots may leave jail. DOJ prosecutors: WTF, guy is a flight risk and was caught with a fake passport, don't waste taxpayer money "looking for Kyle"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
House Democrats continue investigation into Ex- 45's covid response: What did he know, and when did he blow it?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers to argue that telling supporters to 'fight like hell', does mean he actually wanted his telling supporters to 'fight like hell'
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The Facebook Insurrection: Out of 233 Capitol siege charging documents, 73 reference Facebook. YouTube is referenced in 24. Facebook-owned Instagram is next with 20, while far-right Parler is mentioned in only 8
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Sat February 06, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's impeachment lawyer is expected to employ a complex legal maneuver known as "No U"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
President Biden bluntly tells pushy Putin that the U.S. is no longer "rolling over" like his predecessor, Donald Trump
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former Parler CEO warns that the cancel culture is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Roger Stone: I had no knowledge of the planned attack on the Capitol and I "never left the site of my hotel until leaving for Dulles Airport" on Jan 6" Video footage: Yeah, about that
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Free at last. Free at last. Thank Q almighty, she is free at last
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
On the up side, he now has an excellent photo for his Lowered Expectations dating profile
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two GOP congressmen fined $5k each for bypassing metal detectors
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rashida Tlaib gets emotional discussing the death threats she and her family have received from believers in QAnonsense like Marjorie Greene
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(CNN)
 
 
 
First Dogs Champ, Major will make appearance at Puppy Bowl. Oh, and so will Dr. Jill Biden
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Horned Capitol intruder escapes non-organic jail
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So, the moral of this story is, if you ARE going to participate in a riot, don't show up drunk and an hour late for your bus ride back home. It might annoy one of your fellow passengers enough that they drop a dime on you to the FBI
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Now that white people are being charged under it for their actions during the insurrection, people are suddenly deciding that the "Civil Obedience Act" of 1968 was a racist law designed to let cops lock up black people, so it shouldn't be enforced
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Sans face paint and dead animal headdress he still has crazy eyes. Wild staring eyes where you can the flames of insanity burning
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When it comes to insurrectionists, the feds appear to be all out of bubble gum
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Smartmatic sues Fox for 50% of its working capital
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Thu February 04, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving's about to become less awkward for one family now that a certain member is likely to spend them gnawing on festive slabs of prison Nutraloaf
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump Staffers working late: Oh Jesus God, what did he Tweet NOW? Biden Staffers working late: Oh Hi Mr. President, thanks for stopping by to chat
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(The Smithsonian)
 
 
 
One Farker's take on "The Day After"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Benedict Hawley is the only Senator who has voted against all of Biden's Cabinet nominees
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Right wing media is getting lazy and re-using its smears; using the same "she wasn't even there" to attack AOC regarding the Capitol attack that they used against David Hogg after the Parkland school shooting. And it's just as false this time as then
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Imagine you are 27 and just got canned as "CEO" of a right-wing social media site. Where would you apply for a job?
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Wed February 03, 2021
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
It may be time to step back and examine your life choices when you've gone far enough off the rails to get fired by not just the GOP, but the *Texas* GOP
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Correction: Jenny Cudd, the now famous Midland Texas florist, will not be vacationing in Mexico in the early terrorist pre-trial release program. Tag is for the reporting by USAToday
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Biden put a crib in the crib
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fine. It's RICO
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Tue February 02, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Washington D.C. now using Capitol Building fence as excuse to demand statehood, says they can't enact new laws that they can't enforce anyway
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(Politico)
 
 
 
House Impeachment managers show us their brief
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nothing says "I ain't sorry" quite like an apology from Ginni Thomas
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
MAGA rioters' new legal defense: "Trump invited us"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Devil went down to Georgia /he was looking for a fark to give / he saw Trump had raised $76 mil / and didn't spend a bit
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The Capitol rioter described as Pink Hat Bullhorn Woman turns out to be an ordinary homeschooling, yoga-doing, farmers-market-vending Pennsylvania mom of 8, radicalized by Facebook
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, what about jousting?
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Mon February 01, 2021
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Wait, you mean lovingly cupping terrorists' balls and sending them home with no consequences somehow emboldened them? Get outta here
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
During the Capitol siege, a Gaetz staffer heroically hopped onto Parler to cheer on the terrorists
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yes, the GOP is fragmenting, but this is just a little weird
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(State College)
 
 
 
You probably wonder why the Vintage tag. Well, seems one of the people who attacked the Capitol wore a varsity jacket and wanted to "bum rush the [W]hite [H]ouse and take it over." Fear not, America, he's been turned over... to his mother
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(CNN)
 
 
 
These guys felt so strongly about a "stolen election" that they stormed the Capitol. How much did they care about the results of the election? Um, I'm being told they didn't actually vote and some of them weren't even registered
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rangers release racist right-wing roach Tony DeAngelo
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Sun January 31, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
As the arrests for the January 6th attack on the U.S. Capitol continue, it's starting to look more and more like a military coup
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Now that Trump's ENTIRE legal team has quit overnight, place your bets: Will this be Rudy Colludy's last moment in the sun? Or, since the GOP will never vote to convict so there are no stakes, can Trump resist the theater of representing himself?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Capitol Police deny Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton's request to allow sledding at the Capitol, citing security concerns over Covid-19 and White Powder nuts
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
South Dakota representative is so terrified of D.C. becoming a state, he suggests giving it to Maryland
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Oy vey. I don't think participating in an insurrection is kosher
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"I'm the King of Las Vegas" he shouted from the bow of the Trumptanic
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
PA GOP to Fetterman: So we're gonna pass a measure to make it illegal for you to hang pro-marijuana and pro-LGBT flags on your balcony and we're gonna go ahead and take those flags down. Fetterman: And I'm gonna go ahead and put them right back up
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(WAAY TV)
 
 
 
Republican Accountability Project putting up billboards demanding GOP politicians resign for participation in undermining 2020 Presidential Election, US Capitol terrorist attack. "You lied about the election. The Capitol was attacked. Brooks: Resign"
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Fri January 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
D.C. bombs were brought to the party building long before time for the party
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
A CBS reporter shares her harrowing minute-by-minute recollection of being trapped in the Senate during the Jan. 6 terrorist attack
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Only if you come in costume. Chewbacca bikini, indeed
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Marjorie Taylor Greene used the 'R' word to describe other members of Congress, but it's okay because she said "I'm not talking down on people with Down's Syndrome, but..." and whatever comes next doesn't really matter
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(UPI)
 
 
 
This week's UPI News Quiz features stonks and doggos
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox is all aghast at the current use of Executive Orders. I mean, can a president just do that? Just do whatever he wants? Without consequences?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
List of all members of Congress with contact info? Check. Stop the Steal flyer? Check. Illegal gun and ammo? Check. From WV? Check. Checking out the Capitol fencing? Check. Concerned about "righteousness, justice and truth"? Check. Arrested? Check
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(Victorville Daily Press)
 
 
 
The correlation between "keeping your gym open illegally during Covid quarantine" and "being arrested for storming the Capitol" is pretty strong
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Thu January 28, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Judge Hightower said that Grider's release "would pose a serious danger to the community", probably meaning that he might continue producing Texas wine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Looks like the garbage (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) took itself out. YEEEAHHH
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump allies denying he incited Capitol riot don't know how mobile phones work
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The office of Senator Bill Hagerty (R-TN) is serving as a half-way house for more than a dozen former Trump administration staffers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump moved the Bureau of Land Management offices out of the DC area? Yeah, 87% of employees quit. Elect people who say the government doesn't work, and they'll prove it by destroying the government
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Once again AOC hits the nail on the elephant's head
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Jihad Josh says he never disputed the legitimacy of Biden's election. Fark desperately needs a 'Pants on Fire' tag
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Pence is in fear for his life because of Trump
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook actually becomes useful for the first time in its miserable, failed existence
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Wed January 27, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Capitol Police union chief criticizes senior Capitol Police leadership's handling of the riot - including lack of planning, withholding critical information from commanders on the ground, and taking credit for a lockdown order issued an hour earlier
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Could someone please check to see if Jared sold them off to someone?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Fine, then consider the feds to be "just covering your rent" for the next 20+ years
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're going to mess around on a dating app while you're literally on a first date with someone, be sure to wear glasses with non-reflective lenses
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
So do we refer to him as Secretary Mayor Pete, or Mayor Secretary Pete?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trash pandas and possums - Congresscritters or presidential pets?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
President Biden preparing to launch first strike on WallStreetBets. The bombing begins in 15 minutes
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Legislation that would make Washington DC 51st state introduced to Senate
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Bob Corker proves yet again that the most important pre-requisite for a Republican Senator to evolve a functional spine is that he no longer hold elected office
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Cruz envisions a fantasy land where laws don't apply and freedom is that constant ringing in his ears
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yo Gabba Comrade pops back up, claims to have found a group worse than the capitol rioters, and...oh, wow
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Corporations would like you to not remember their solemn vows to not donate to those seditious eeevil politicians will last just about as long as a campaign promise, suckers
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Tue January 26, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
400 Capitol riot suspects identified, 135 charged -- and an official says that the list of suspects is "growing by the hour"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden staffers get the Covid-19 vaccine
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
'Citizen Journalist' who claimed he was a credentialed press member posted before, during, and after the insurrection, arrested by the FBI. Turns out he only has 600 YouTube subscribers who now eagerly await his 'Farked Around and Found Out' vlog
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Tattooing your face not only lowers your employability, it raises your identifiability, making it easier for the FBI to get an arrest warrant
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Insurrection indictments imminent
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Pentagon made the call to zip tie the DC National Guard commander's hands so he couldn't stop the coup
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Morning Joe loses his mind on Senator Traitor (R-MO) "Just might be the dumbest man in America. He should be thrown out of the Senate"
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(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
Come for the ho-hum story of yet another nut arrested in connection to the Capitol riot. Stay for the comedy gold photo of his Montana business storefront
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
It's been more than 25 years since anyone was convicted of Sedition and he used a truck bomb to try to blow up the World Trade Center. But, according to filings by prosecutors this weekend, "Zip Tie Guy" may be the next
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Mon January 25, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
139. The number of cops assaulted when Trump supporters heroically tried to save the President's ego by eliminating congress and the Vice President
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Retired law professor John Eastman says John Eastman speech didn't instigate Capitol Riot and prosecutors should not indict him and as a retired law professor he knows more than prosecutors so they should listen to him, not indict John Eastman
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pro-Insurrection party still split on whether botched insurrection attempt was a good idea
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
As the Senate impeachment trial looms, GOP Senators, initially outraged at a sitting President using the office to forcefully overturn a free and fair election, and incited a mob to storm the Capitol, now say "We good with that, no need to convict"
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(Just Security)
 
 
 
Video compilation of crowd reactions shows clearly how Trump's words incited the insurrection
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
"I HAVE BEEN SILENCED" says man in New York Post cover article
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Narrator: I believe the term you're looking for is "Womp womp"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The Senate receives Articles of Impeachment from the House (3PM ET or later, depending on whether they walk it over)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
One aide evocatively described McCarthy's position, saying he's "eating sh*t for breakfast, lunch and dinner right now"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S District Judge "Heck no, flex cuff guy will not be released"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
DC ramping up security for the Inauguration on March 4
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Eric Cartman [R-NC] files ethics complaint against Democrats
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio fears a challenged from Ivanka (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun January 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sedition super spreaders is not porn
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Sat January 23, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Looks like somebody found the fark out
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DoJ debating whether or not to prosecute all of the Jan 6 insurrectionists because it would clog the toilets of justice
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"My wife guarded the Capitol. My mom joined the horde surrounding it"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump's defense at his upcoming Senate trial of "I didn't tell anyone to storm the Capitol" may be undermined by so many of the insurrectionists saying "We did this because Trump told us to"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So you are telling me I can get fired for storming my own Capitol? I can lose my job over some simple after-hours domestic terrorism? I'm sorry, I thought this was America
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