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Thu December 08, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
In allowing a lawsuit brought by 1/6 victims against Trump to proceed, a federal judge finds that there is a "colorable claim" the Trump incited the riot that day. Just what you'd expect from a liberal activist judge appointed by... oh that's awkward
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Tue December 06, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"We would never bribe witnesses" says totally honest financial organization
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
J6 committee says criminal referrals are coming. Charges and voltages to be determined
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
Larry Mullen Jr. may be too burned out to go on the next U2 tour
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Everyone is swinging at Donald Trump, even Mike Pence, and that's says a lot
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Mon December 05, 2022
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Mall of America vs Sears. FIGHT
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(Defense News)
 
 
 
Air Force General sits down with venture capitalists to "pick some winners" of future defense contracts. Apparently you can just do this publicly now
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Biden praises some Irishmen, George Clooney and Gladys Knight, among others, at the annual Kennedy Center Honors
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Sun December 04, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gladys Knight to receive Kennedy Center honors. The Pips, not so much
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Biden slams Tangerine Insurrectionist for calling to overturn the constitution
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Well, if there's anyone who'd serve Macaroni & Cheese at a White House state dinner, it's Joe Bi... hang on, I may have misread that headline
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
McCarthy could be beaten by a Boehner. NTTAWWT
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Wed November 30, 2022
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Newly elected US Rep. Dale Strong (R-AL5) endorses TFG for President in 2024, invites him to rally in his district. Truly he represents white supremacist majority in Alabama
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Tue November 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Secret Service agent who was going to rebut Cassidy Hutchinson's grab-the-wheel story and then disappeared is appearing for the January 6 Committee
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another Devin Nunes defamation lawsuit can moooove forward, but will probably be an udder failure like all the rest and sent out to pasture
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Mon November 28, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
They gotta nip it Andy, nip it in the bud
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia man wanted for assault with a deadly weapon for shooting Metrobus. The bus is expected to survive
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Wed November 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DoJ: Hey, Mike Pence, now that you've written this nice book and all... why don't you come in for a chat
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CBS WH Correspondent Ed O'Keefe decided to make a complete jackass of himself on live TV the day before Thanksgiving
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Tue November 22, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to XPOTUS: Stop asking us to save you, the Democrats can have your tax records
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Mike Pence is finally ready to say in no uncertain terms that he really feels like he should be opposed to Donald Trump's rhetoric on January 6 and has even thought up some good ways to show that
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Mon November 21, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pence says Trump flouting the law by refusing to return boxes of top secret documents 'sent the wrong message'. OK, I'm paraphrasing a little
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Return of Dark Brandon -- the Darkening
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TFG thinks double jeopardy is something Alex Trebek came up with
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Uber, for when you really want to invade the Capitol when your Tinder date is done
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Sat November 19, 2022
(Empty Wheel)
 
 
 
What if Merrick Garland is actually playing 3D chess and we're playing checkers?
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(Military Times)
 
 
 
Retired USAF Lt Col found guilty on six charges for invading Senate chamber during 1/6 US Capitol terrorist attack. Kiss that military pension goodbye
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Fri November 18, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Evangelical Christians: Donald Trump is not the messiah we thought he was
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Wed November 16, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Utter No-Class Twit of the Year, Oliver St. Elon-Musk has proven his outstanding twitness by managing to run himself over. And now it seems he wishes to remove himself from further competition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I studied Grover Cleveland briefly in my AP US History class in HS, I've won trivia contests knowing Grover Cleveland's name, and you, Mr. Trump sir, are no Grover Cleveland
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
TFG literally delivered his 2024 campaign announcement to a captive audience
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A look at why it's cheaper to fly in the US than take a train
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(Examiner (Australia))
 
 
 
Imagine the neediest person you know. Now multiply that by about a thousand. You still wouldn't get in the same ballpark as TFG
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Mon November 14, 2022
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Indiana legislature: We're gonna chip away at public schools by taking their $$ to support private schools. And when they have to close buildings because of falling enrollment, force them to sell the buildings for $1. Judges: OK by us
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Insurrectionist Rep. Mo Brooks:"It would be a bad mistake for the GOP to have Trump as their nominee, Trump has proven himself to be dishonest, disloyal, incompetent, crude and a lot of other things that alienate so many independents and Republicans"
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Good morning Farkers. Here's Mike Pence to brighten your day
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now that the midterm results are in and before the 2024 campaign gets going, it looks like Republicans feel Trump was more responsible for January 6th than before
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Sun November 13, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Just in case anyone was still unaware that all countries try to influence each others' foreign policies to their own benefit, here's a story about the UAE doing so to the US
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Fri November 11, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Maryland shall rise again?
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Thu November 10, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thursday Night Football kicks off week 10 of the NFL season with the Falcons visiting the Panthers. Marcus Mariota vs Baker Mayfield, two mediocre teams create a typical TNF experience. Kickoff @ 8:15pm ET on Amazon Prime
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Be vewy, vewy, quiet...It's Babbit season derpderpderpderpderpderpderp
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Wed November 09, 2022
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Museum of Illusions to open in DC in December... or will it?
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
The last polls closed at 1am EST, so when is Garland gonna get off his a$$ and file charges against TFG? This is your Eeyore/Pollyanna/ANGH/Real Soon Now discussion thread
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Tue November 08, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You keep using that word
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New survey says 34% of Americans think violence against the government is sometimes ok, down from 100% in 1776
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Fri November 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mogul's SS detail learned of the threats to VP on Jan. 5th, 2021. Hoosier's SS detail learned of those same threats during the J6 Committee's hearing revealing them to the public
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Wed November 02, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal watchdog discovers what another of Trump's "only the best people" is best at
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After the Jan. 6th attack, the Oath Keepers went back to Virginia for some ethnic food
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Tue November 01, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
Hero
 
Good Justice, Bad Justice. Why Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson recused herself from a case. And if he had any ethics at all, why Clarence Thomas should be paying close attention to this. Guess which of them the Hero tag is for
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Mon October 31, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida Man thought it was 'historic' like storming the Bastille. Now he's ashamed and embarrassed over Jan. 6 riot
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
D.C. Fortean types relate tales of mysterious elephant-sized "Demon Cat" appearing before Capitol Police before national tragedies last 150 years. So some bored journalist's mixed Detroit's "Nain Rouge" with The Wobblies' mascot. Got it
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Sat October 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Speak softly and carry a big prosecutor
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Fri October 28, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Google takes on Microsoft for government handouts
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Thu October 27, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
All together now this is the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Mike Pence wants you to know that you have no right to "freedom from religion." Sorry, Farkers
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Wed October 26, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I got it all together now with my very own disco clothes. Hey I am really somethin'. That's what you'd probably say. So smoke your little smoke, drink your little drink while I dance the night away. I'm a 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DOJ willing to put up with the Baloney
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Someone please explain how this is not a terroristic threat
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Tue October 25, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump's future 4th ex-wife sits for a deposition with the January 6th Committee
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Mon October 24, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Seditious conspiracy trial of "Oathkeepers" leader Stewart "you'll shoot your eye out, kid" Rhodes delayed due to him catching 'vid. Don't worry, if he didn't die of cringe when his sexts were read out in court last week, nothing can kill him
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is out of the closet
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Sun October 23, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Biden to roll out new 6G initiative this week
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Ezekiel saw the wheel. This is the wheel he said he saw. These are unidentified flying objects that people say they are seeing now. The United States Air Force began an investigation of this high strangeness in a search for the truth"
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Sat October 22, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
At this point you have to wonder why Donald Trump is still a free man
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Fri October 21, 2022
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Kooked-up 9/11 conspiracist and lawyer from Long Island charged with 6 felony counts for role in Jan. 6 riot at the Capitol in Washington
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity fears democrats will try to pull a Trump
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(Queerty)
 
 
 
The Women's Suffrage National Monument Foundation has a weird sense of humor
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Thu October 20, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ich bin von Kopf bis Fuß auf Liebe eingestellt, denn das ist meine Welt. Und sonst gar nichts. Ich kann, was soll ich machen, ja, doch lieben nur, das ist meine Natur, sonst gar nichts. Männer umschwirr'n mich, wie Motten the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It turns out Marjorie Taylor Greene had a good reason to ask for a pardon
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Brad Raffensperger's wife to then Senator Loeffler: "I hold you personally responsible for anything that happens to any of my family, from my husband, children and grandchildren"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Tourist gets 3.5 years for stopping to rub ass stank all over vice-president's chair en route to trying to murder Congress
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DOJ sues SD hotel for refusing to rent rooms to Native Americans, and being stupid enough to admit it in writing
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Wed October 19, 2022
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Your ready-to-bake Nestle cookie dough may produce chewier-than-normal cookies
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Tue October 18, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A bookmark for you called the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Disbarring me or even disciplining me would be a flagrant abuse of power
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(Vice)
 
 
 
That sound you heard coming from Truth Social? That was TFG shooting into his own foot
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Mon October 17, 2022
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Pot calls the kettle black, and believe me, they consider that an insult
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MTG: You support defunding the police. Flowers: You're selling defund the FBI shirts on your website
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Sun October 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Murdock-controlled press starting to leave the sinking Trump ship
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And the grift goes on
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Diet Coke: the taste of a new generation of informants
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Fri October 14, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fourteen pages of idiocy
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Can anyone explain what exactly does Jim Jordan do to justify a $174K salary?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: "I think Trump's unelectability will be palpable by then... We all know that he is so much more likely to lose the White House than anybody else running for president on our side of the aisle." This is NOT a repeat from 2016
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Coming up next: Trump-Pelosi cage match
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Old and busted: That crackhead I was sleeping with set me up. New Hotness: The FBI set me up
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Thu October 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Texas family that storms the Capitol together, gets sentenced together
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Wed October 12, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Burn out the day, burn out the night. I'm not the one to tell you what's wrong and what's right. I've seen suns that were freezing and lives that were through, but I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Tue October 11, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Over 1 million Secret Service communications we were assured were lost, deleted, and unrecoverable have been found, undeleted, and recovered. And provided to congressional investigators
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Threatening letter found outside 1/6 Chairman Benny Thompson's office
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It was murder she wrote about the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
DOJ to the Supreme Court: "Seriously? I mean come on"
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Mon October 10, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Realizing that they might get deprived of a horserace, AP decides they'll get their Election Day excitement by stoking the crazies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen thinks that the DOJ should investigate Truuuump, the Trumpster, the Trumpinator, Donny Two Scoops, the Trumpmeister, Trump-o-rama, for makin' copies
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Guess what the guys who wanted to kidnap Governor Whitmer due to COVID restrictions are afraid of catching while in prison?
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Sat October 08, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court case of Moore v Harper is over a matter that should scare the shiat out of you and could fark us all: Independent State Legislature theory
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Thu October 06, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Between chess masters having their butts scanned and Biden dropping an F-bomb, there are too many jokes to fill a headline. Instead, here's a generic this is your nightly MSNBC thread, tonight at 7PM EDT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Congressional hearings into Kamala's Tiregate scandal expected to begin in January 2023 and last for 7 years
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords
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Wed October 05, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seriously? Beating a Washington-Lincoln ticket by 40%? In which reality?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lizzo gets an invite to James Madison's Montpelier mansion after playing his 200-year-old crystal flute onstage in concert. Dolly Madison unavailable for comment
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Tue October 04, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ere thrice the sun done salutation to the daw. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Biden administration unveils blueprint for an Artificial Intelligence Bill of Rights. Now, before you start thinking Commander Data would start celebrating in the streets, you'd better read TFA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Prosecutors: You attacked the bedrock of democracy. Oath Keepers: Yabba dabba do!
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Mon October 03, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Far-Right Militia Boss Thinks He Can Woo the Jury in Capitol Riot Case." Well, one look at that devilishly handsome mug of his ought to sweep them right off their feet
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tit for tat, the political spat, how will today go? The news will drop, sweat will flop, and the nightly MSNBC discussion thread will flow Tonight at 7pm EDT
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If it's a day ending in "y" Donnie's losing in court again
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS turns down two bump-stock ban challenges
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(AP News)
 
 
 
So you see my actions were legal because the President could have legalized them. Of course he didn't so they were still illegal but not really because I thought he was going to legalize them so technically they were illegal but legal. Make sense?
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Poor Ginni - she seems to be left carrying the conversation with Clarence, and maybe that's why he married her. Because, the public record shows, she just can't keep her mouth shut. Is this an appropriate time to say 'oh snap'?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Former DC Police officer Michael Fanone has some choice words to describe Qevin MqQarthy - and "weasel" is the nicest of them
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Sat October 01, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Obvious
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
You can't convict me, I was just doing what Trump asked me to do
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Fri September 30, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Democrats in Congress: "Here, Kansas, have some Federal COVID relief funds." Kansas: "Thanks, we'll use it to tear down this building on the National Register of Historic Places"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
TFG accuses Maggie Haberman of making up stories about him. Haberman whips out typewritten questions and his handwritten answers
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump tried to seize Maggie Haberman's phone records to out her sources
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ginni Thomas finally testifies before the January 6th committee. Here's hoping we get to hear some of her testimony when the committee holds the next public hearing
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Thu September 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senate passes stopgap funding bill, sending it to House where it is expected to pass before Friday's Mutually Assured Destruction deadline
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Wed September 28, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Here comes the story of the hurricane, and this is the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dark Brandon COULD just toss DeSantis a Sharpie and call it a day, but actual adults don't roll that way
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you're going to announce on live television that somebody should call you to prove they're not petty, you should probably expect an immediate phone call. Isn't that right, Ron DeSantis?
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Capitol terrorist Underpants Boy guilty, faces 24 years. Fark: After rejecting plea deal that would have limited prison time to about 90 days
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Tue September 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
"F*ck the voting, let's get right to the violence," chortled Evil Zippy before the 2020 election votes were even counted
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Mon September 26, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Inquiring minds want to know who ordered Baked Alaska from the White House on Jan 6
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Q: Magic 8 Ball, what will be on the agenda of this Wednesday's meeting of the January 6 committee? A: Reply hazy, try again
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Sun September 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hurricane Fiona pales in comparison to Cheeto/DeSatan storm brewing in Florida. Soooo many tags to choose from
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Sat September 24, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
January 6 was the smartest this dumbass ever looked
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey claims it would be arrogant for him NOT to consider running for high office in the United States, or even in Texas. Alright alright alrighty then
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Well, now we know why the call logs from 1/6 disappeared
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Fri September 23, 2022
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Insurrectionist underwear model is the name of my Wham cover band
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Thu September 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Something Happened: Incel Nazi 1/6 Traitor gets 4 years in prison
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A fine kramkoob to you. This is the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it turns out that Florida is infested with an "extensive" network of White supremacists and far-right extremists, some of whom might not be boomers
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Wed September 21, 2022
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
People who spend lots of money on elections don't want people to know that they are spending a lot of money on elections
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
New message on the Washington Monument for tourists: Have you been farked by this? Which happens to be a quote stolen from Abraham Lincoln
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
DOJ picks up a five-pack of Groypers from the J6 aisle on the way home from the office
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Remember two weeks ago when a criminal with a history of fraud and bizarre legal theories decided to interject his own unsolicited filing into the MAL case? Well, it happened again
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Tue September 20, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Although the thought of the bailiff repeatedly taking Trump while he screamed "OBJECTION BAD COURT THINGIE" while Hillary looked on in her bemused yet bored way would have been priceless
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fiona shreks Puerto Rico
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
RBG's gavel gavelled
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Mon September 19, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
You're not gonna believe this, but apparently the Victims of Tyranny and Oppression who tried to murder Congress also feel that America's pesky little "laws" are for brown people and Democrats
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Sun September 18, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Oh, by the way, the Washington Nationals don't have a place to play in 2023 - or their final 3 games of 2022
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Confirming what we already know, Matt Gaetz asked Trump for a pardon for sex trafficking
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Sat September 17, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Storming the Capitol on January 6th was "the proudest day of" this man's life. Getting sentenced to five years in prison, not so much
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Fri September 16, 2022
(YouGov)
 
 
 
The majority of Americans think the batshiat insane 30% can just mind their own farking business
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Thu September 15, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump warns of big problems if he's indicted, like subby fitting the contents of a liquor and sandwich shop into his car for the post indictment orgy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So that's why Meadows wasn't indicted
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Wed September 14, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
Hero
 
Trump call interrupted by protestor in a chicken costume holding a sign that says "fart noises"
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Tue September 13, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
There's the Lobbyists, the Banks, and the White Supremacists. Easy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even Republican senators think TFG saying he'll pardon Jan 6 rioters is a 'bad idea'
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Mon September 12, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
TFG polled his Diet Coke valet on whether he should leave the White House following 2020 loss. Unclear what Half Scoop polled his Real Coke valet about
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
2022: Republicans admit that they are concerned by Trump's offer to pardon insurrectionists. 2025: Republicans admit that they are concerned by Trump's proposal to publicly execute everyone who said bad things about him during the Jan. 6 hearings
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Sat September 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Loobie Goober shows why he's the worst of all
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Fri September 09, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sleazy city, seedy films, breathing so heavy next to my neighbor. Let's get acquainted. Getting to know you feeling sleazy in seedy sin city. Sleazy city, sleepy people, down in your alleys seems that anything goes in the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Wed September 07, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon: "Diplomatic immunity" State of New York: "It's just been revoked"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
January 6 rioter turned in by girlfriend after calling her a moron for not believing election was stolen gets to spend 9 months holding misspelled sign in prison
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Tue September 06, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
You are now arriving at the Commonwealth of the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. Please observe all local customs
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
I can't imagine how Politico could be any more of a rag than it already is. . . . and I stand corrected
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Oopsy-daisy, no more guns for wish.com Wolverine
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Mon September 05, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Labor Day is here, and this is the unofficial end of summer 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Raskin to Ginni Thomas: "How 'bout we drag some of that batshiat evil you like to wave around into daylight where the J6 Committee can get a good look at it?"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The White House using official channels to get a parody Fauci profile removed from Instagram is proof the Democrats are throwing conservatives into ovens, or something
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Sun September 04, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Enema of great weight calls Brandon "enemy of the state"
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Thu September 01, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich, come on down, you're the next contestant on "So You Think You Can Treason?"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
TFG boasts he's financing Antifa turrrsts
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Break out the mustard and the baloney, Patsy, that's a GRAND JURY
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Wed August 31, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
This is the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread, not the thread MSNBC ET p.m. 7. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
DOJ not releasing charges against TFG until after election, which is a long time to have priapism
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Tue August 30, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hold tight. Wait 'til the party's over. Hold tight. We're in for nasty weather. There has got to be a way. Burning down the MSNBC Thread at 7 PM ET
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Mon August 29, 2022
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Let's go [to prison], Brandon
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
After this Friday, you freeloaders won't be mooching free covid tests from Uncle Sugar any more. GOOD ‐ back in my day we didn't have ANY fancy immunoassays even if we wanted to PAY for it, and we LIKED it
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Sun August 28, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani says that jailing people who attacked cops on Jan 6 for 14 months is 'inhumane' and that Joe Biden should be prosecuted for 'crimes against humanity' over Trump's raid at Mar-a-Lago. Not a joke
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Fri August 26, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
████████████ MSNBC █████████ 7PM ET ████████████ █████ Discussion ██████████ ████████████ ███████ █████████ █████ ███████ ██████████ Thread ██████ ██████████ ████ ████ █████████ ████████ ██████ █████████ ██████████████ Drink ██████████ ██████████ █████
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Thu August 25, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's Mar-a-Lago scandal is merging with his Jan. 6 scandal. Will soon become Scandal Voltron
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Tue August 23, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It is Tuesday. Taco Tuesday. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Apparently in Weasel World, "please stop killing us" and "let's murder Congress" both weigh the same as a duck
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Mon August 22, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Former Fox News politics editor with book to sell says rest of network stoked paranoia and hatred, but obviously not him personally
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Sun August 21, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
It's not as if you didn't have your chance, already
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Fri August 19, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kushie knew his father-in-law had REALLY recovered from COVID when he ordered a Big Mac, Filet-O-Fish, fries and a vanilla shake
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Five big turds in the punch bowl of grape Kool-aid that is Jared Kushner's tell-some
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani may actually be speaking the truth this time
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Thu August 18, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tennessee citizens will vote this November to prohibit slavery and involuntary servitude in the state. Tennessee grown cotton prices may be spiking next year yo
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Cowboy Insurrectionist at his civil trial to bar him from holding elected office: "Witnesses? I don't even have a lawyer"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hey, if antifa drag queen lizard people weren't oppressing him so hard he might have TWO shiny silver Hummers stuffed full of expensive weapons, so what choice did he have but to try and murder Congress?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
I mean, how far could she get on a horse anyway
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Peter Navarro strip searched, placed in leg irons? GTFOH
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Reading this book reminded me of watching a cat lick a dog's eye goo"
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Wed August 17, 2022
(CREW)
 
 
 
5:55 pm on Jan. 6: Capitol Police, who had just spent hours battling a violent mob, received a lackadaisical notice from Secret Service regarding a threat toward Speaker Nancy Pelosi -- a threat made on back December 31, 2020
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wrong Johnson (R-Russia) 'not overly concerned' about top secret information being leaked from classified documents found at Mar-a-Lago. "I know TFG would only sell those secrets to a good buyer"
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Tue August 16, 2022
(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
Cowboy cosplayer trial, opening scene: he tries to get his insurrection case thrown out, motion filed by some dude (whose last name he doesn't know) practicing law without a license
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Zombie company Bed, Bath & Beyond soars 50% on news stock manipulation is back on the menu, boys
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Fri August 12, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
In light of TFG letting secret military documents lie around at his house for years, the GOP will back away ... who are we kidding, they're blaming Dems, stoking domestic terrorist sentiment and basically calling for the overthrow of the state
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The 7PM MSNBC Thread bets this problem will go away if we have more farking meetings
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(Daily Boulder)
 
Hero
 
Republican never expected to have their bubble burst in such a hurry. It was almost unfair
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Wed August 10, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got. Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot. Wouldn't you like to get away Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name, it's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Most Americans want the popular vote to decide the presidency unless you ask Republicans or people over 65. They like the current clusterfark of a system
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
DOJ recommends 6 months probation for Fracker that was part of J6 insurrection
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy said that if the FBI wanted the classified documents back, they should have simply asked Trump to hand them over
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