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Thu October 06, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Mr. Clean Magic Erasers are great for getting rid of dirt, stains, and George Washington
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Wed October 05, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seriously? Beating a Washington-Lincoln ticket by 40%? In which reality?
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(Some Tide Guy)
 
 
 
Should you only use a little or use All?
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Tue October 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Guv'nor Abattoir loves Kamala so much he sent 46 migrants to Washington DC instead of to his buddy Desantis to help clean up hurricane damage in Floriduh
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Sun October 02, 2022
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Officers responded to a 911 call only to learn that a man had called because his sister had taken his clothes out of the washing machine without his permission. ♫ We all know that crap is king / Give us dirty laundry ♫
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Fri September 30, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Five Friday night games including one ranked team playing for college football. It starts off with Tulane-Houston at 7:00 PM ET on ESPN, with UTSA-Middle Tennessee St., SDSU-BSU, (15) Washington-UCLA, and New Mexico-UNLV. Week 5 has been fun so far
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A Florida FBI Agent was suspended after refusing to execute search and arrest warrants against Jan 6th suspects "due [to] overzealous charging by the DOJ and biased jury pools in Washington D.C.,". Naturally GOP lawmakers are hailing him as a hero
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're washing machining wrong, ya filthy animals
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Sun September 25, 2022
(Southern Living)
 
 
 
Who the hell points their silverware up in the dishwasher? Why is this even a debate?
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Sat September 24, 2022
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
People are arguing over what is the correct way to hang clothes on a washing line. Judging by those dark clouds in the article picture, those clothes shouldn't even be on a line
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Wed September 21, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
New message on the Washington Monument for tourists: Have you been farked by this? Which happens to be a quote stolen from Abraham Lincoln
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Mon September 19, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Parking at the Linc requires a Lincoln, a Washington, a Hamilton, a Jackson, and in some cases, a Grant
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Sun September 18, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Oh, by the way, the Washington Nationals don't have a place to play in 2023 - or their final 3 games of 2022
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Thu September 15, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Claire wants you to stick a towel in your dishwasher. No, this is not a euphemism or servant abuse
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Mon September 12, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
CPB officers find $11.9 worth of meth. Gov. Abbott expected to announce he has put it on a bus and sent it to Washington DC
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
No, the OTHER Washington
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Sun September 11, 2022
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Don't wipe your ash
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Fri September 09, 2022
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Failing upward: Hunter laptop deniers now running International Spy Museum in Washington DC
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Washington Nationals catcher admitted to hospital after foul ball fouls balls
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Tue September 06, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
MetaBookFace found to have intentionally and repeatedly violated Washington state campaign law in its soulless, never-ending quest to keep America rage-clicking its way to civil war
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
From pizza-making to dishwashing, Bitey the Dinosaur does everything at Domino's (w/pics)
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Sun September 04, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Washington Nationals attempt to throw shade at NYC after defeating the Mets gets shut down in a most excellent way
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Thu September 01, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hilarious meme created by the Washington State Dept. of Resources' Twitter account after their reminder that PSLs make for poor hydration on the trail turned into a dumpster fire
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Wed August 31, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man arrested for fishing without a license in Washington State. An arrest sounds harsh, but the fact that he wasn't fishing for salmon but cash envelopes at bank drop boxes might have had something to do with it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Republican candidate in VA trying to flip a House seat removes all references to Trump from her Twitter bio. The Washington Post publicizes this and she decides her best course of action is to publicize it more
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Tue August 30, 2022
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Woman has to open new checking account after someone washed one of her checks. If you don't know what check washing is, don't feel too bad. Subby didn't either
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Nursing home resident dies after being served dishwashing detergent; it apparently never dawned on staff to check the label
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Sun August 28, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Washington Times columnist Tim Young has put down his crayons and paste long enough to give one of the dumbest "don't forgive student loan" takes ever
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Fri August 26, 2022
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Heavy monsoon rains washing the common sense out of peoples brains
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Wed August 24, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Five days ago: Former insiders give Amazon Care health initiative a serious razzing on Washington Post. Today: Amazon Care pays a house call to Google Graveyard
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Mon August 22, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a bunch of dinosaurs hitting the Emerald Downs racetrack in Auburn for Washington's T-Rex Race
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Fri August 19, 2022
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Hey what ever happened to the thousands of migrants Gov. Greg Abbott bussed in from Texas to Washington DC?
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Whitewashing is a great way to increase your home's value
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Wed August 17, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If this is what it takes to save the planet, so long Earth. We had a good run
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Tue August 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
You're washing your towels wrong, dumbass
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Mon August 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kraft Heinz recommends that stores move Capri Suns to the cleaning product section until they can get a new batch out
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
School staff remove a teacher's "age-inappropriate" posters from the classroom. Florida: Posters of MLK, Colin Powell, Harriett Tubman, and George Washington Carver. Bonus: Removed a picture of Obama from his desk as well
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Mon August 08, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Millions of federal dollars are on the way to Washington State's ferry systems. Hopefully not by ferry, because it'll never get there
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Sat August 06, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Friday: Rookie LB for Washington Commanders retires from football. Saturday: Rookie LB for Washington Commanders unretires from football
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Thu August 04, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The 'red wave' in Washington State is more like a Seattle drizzle
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in History, George Washington enters into a production deal that would simultaneously help hide the largest treasure in the world and create two blockbuster Nic Cage movies
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Wed August 03, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Christian University in Washington sues the state's Attorney General in federal court...for daring to investigate them over their blatant law-breaking
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Fri July 29, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Attention UFO nutters: The World's UFO hotspot has been revealed with more than 150,000 sightings already reported. Yes head to Washington State and witness the truth that's out there (possible nsfw content on page)
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
90 years ago today, under orders from President Hoover, the US Army violently dispersed World War veterans from Federal property in Washington DC, 3 blocks from the Capitol
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Thu July 28, 2022
(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Washington State cracks down on invasive European Green Crabs, possibly with a mallet and some drawn butter
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Washington Commanders would like to thank both of the fans who attended training camp today
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Washington waits for Senator Kyrsten Sinema's verdict on $740 billion reconciliation package. Joe Manchin and Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer not including her in their secret talks probably won't help
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at the predicted hurricane flood maps for 3 of the East Coast's major metro areas: New York City, Miami, and Washington D.C. Oh, my
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(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
After 15/$440MM extension got rejected, Washington Nationals GM announces he would happily include superstar Juan Soto in trade, but will not "dilute a return" by attaching overpaid toxic Patrick Corbin contract to transaction
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Sat July 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
China had plans to build a pagoda on one of the highest points in Washington D.C. using materials shipped in diplomatic pouches ... until the FBI nixed it
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Wed July 20, 2022
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
US Mint without fanfare modernized the quarter in 2022 by giving George Washington a longer face and turning him to the right. This means something, and you'll get over it
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Hot Cars)
 
 
 
Today, in Things You Are Doing Wrong™...(spins wheel)...Washing Your Car
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Mon July 18, 2022
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
The couple said the thrusting washing over them and their onlookers made the event more memorable (w/video)
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Sun July 10, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The next time the washing machine appears to chew up or lose a sock, check wth your significant other first
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Fri July 08, 2022
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Denzel Washington misses the Medal of Freedom event due to testing positive for COVID-19, and not because he was afraid of being at another award ceremony where Will Smith slaps the presenter
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Thu July 07, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Washington Football Team owner Dan Snyder marks more than two decades as the worst person in the nation's capital
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Sat July 02, 2022
(White House)
 
 
 
What do Simone Biles, Steve Jobs, John McCain and Denzel Washington have in common?
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Fri July 01, 2022
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Did Freemasons bury a secret treasure beneath the Ellipse in Washington DC? Probably not. But maybe? Ethel, get the backhoe. We're going treasure hunting
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(CNN)
 
Hero
 
Washington will be an abortion sanctuary state
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
George Washington University aborts calls to fire Clarence Thomas from his teaching position
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Retired ESPN legend Bob Ley says if you want to slam LIV Golf for sportswashing, you had better do the same with the NBA and its tight relationship with China, calls out LeBron: "If you are a billionaire, you can afford to perhaps make a stand"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The money behind the Republican Party has taken out the Long Knives for Trump. Washington Examiner: "Trump Unfit to be Anywhere Near Power"
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Live from Washington D.C. it's SCOTUS day Featuring: The gutting of the administrative statee, Trashing of a woman's right to choose, eroding of faith in Democracy and so much more (Decisions drop at 10:00 am eastern)
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Wed June 22, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
While elected officials blaming "Overzealous Staffer" for their misdeeds is a time-honored Washington tradition, it's probably not going to fly when seditious conspiracy, and election fraud charges are on the table, Senator Johnson
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I ended my 25 year marriage because my husband got a massage" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman killed by washing machine as Maximum Overdrive becomes reality
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Wed June 15, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dear House Oversight Committee, I decline to attend your hearing investigating workplace conduct of the Washington Commanders. Sincerely, Dick Snyder
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
George Washington University dropping Colonials moniker and mascot once a new name is picked, farkiest of fark suggestions to the right
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Taylor Heinicke says Carson Wentz's contract is the main reason he has no shot at winning Washington's QB job. Well, that and the fact that Heinicke sucks at QB
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Tue June 14, 2022
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Iron Maiden's Bruce Dickinson says he wants the band to replace him if he can't sing anymore. Blayze Bailey takes break from washing Steve Harris' car to go sit by phone
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
March For Our Lives staged protest March in Washington. No storming of the Capitol, no President egging on protesters, no invasion of Congressional offices; the hell kind of protest is this?
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Thu June 09, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will Jr. flip? Will Rudy drip? Will Kenan skip? Janny Six Coup hearings start tonight, featuring the Washington Capitals vs. the New York Yankoff. 8PM ET everywhere but Fox (LGT replay)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bye, Felicia (says Washington Post)
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