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headlines found matching 'Warrant'
Sun November 27, 2022
(KVIA El Paso)
 
 
 
El Paso Sheriff's Office would like to remind everyone that the Texas "open carry" law does not apply to Black or Brown people
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Fri November 18, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Ex-NCST football player to current coach: "Imma get him I promise"
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Wed November 16, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Criminal Smurf has been arrested in Vegas for attempted murder
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Tue November 15, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Plane crash which killed the hitmen known as War Boy and Great Value Chris Elliot was caused by darkness, ground
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Wed November 09, 2022
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Fresh arrest warrants served for peach thieves who ap-pear-ently have done this sort of thing before
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Murder suspect caught while shoplifting laundry detergent fails to make clean getaway
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Mon November 07, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Woman refuses cops' order to stay away from scene of warrant being served, steals suspect's SUV, leads cops on 30-minute chase, crashes SUV into cop car, flees on foot, gets tazed, has bag full of narcotics and meth. The Arrestocrats
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Thu November 03, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Missing court due to a broken truck, that's a bench warrant. Turning yourself in to vacate bench warrant and trying to call your wife to tell her you're going to jail, that's a take down, resisting arrest charge, and broken arm
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Wed November 02, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
ProTip: Don't sleep with an alligator
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(MSN)
 
 
 
ProTip: Don't sleep with an alligator
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Sun October 30, 2022
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Running in to a family of four while driving a stolen vehicle with seven other kids in it while intoxicated, with an outstanding warrant, is no way to go through life, son
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Thu October 27, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Remember the drunk woman at the airport who was too good looking to get arrested? Well, she's in more legal trouble. A lot more
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Mon October 24, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida man with meth, face tattoos and a stolen vehicle evades arrest by jumping into a river, somehow avoids gets eaten by alligators, gets arrested anyway
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Fri October 21, 2022
(Vail Daily)
 
 
 
After denying allegations of intimidation tactics being used by his department, Sheriff running for reelection arrests his opponent at their debate
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't know what a Lopatcong is but apparently they can go at least 100 miles an hour
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A judge was removed from the bench Tuesday for misconduct that included repeatedly lying, issuing illegitimate arrest warrants, and wearing spandex shorts, tank tops and sneakers in court. Difficulty: Not Florida
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Fri October 14, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Watauga Social Lounge Poker Club raided in middle of $100k tournament because poker is illegal in Texas
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
"Noted sane person" at which point Subby laughed soda all over the place
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
"Noted sane person" at which point Subby laughed soda all over the place
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Thu October 06, 2022
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Long-time educator arrested for doing after-work field research
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Wed October 05, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Warrant to your mother
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Tue October 04, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Even the cops aren't safe from the other police shooting them to death
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Even the cops aren't safe from the other police shooting them to death
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Fri September 30, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
A Florida FBI Agent was suspended after refusing to execute search and arrest warrants against Jan 6th suspects "due [to] overzealous charging by the DOJ and biased jury pools in Washington D.C.,". Naturally GOP lawmakers are hailing him as a hero
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Wed September 28, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
200 weekends at Bernie's
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(Winnipeg Sun)
 
 
 
Man charged with 69 break-in offenses in break and enter spree. Nice
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
We've been trying to reach you about your planet's extended warranty
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(CityBeat)
 
 
 
Cincinnati Republicans are watching you Fark in a new ad. 30 second ad buys should do the trick
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Tue September 27, 2022
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man does exactly what you'd expect Florida Man to do in a Camaro when confronted by police
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Thu September 22, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Now comes the part where we throw back our heads and laugh. Ready?
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Wed September 21, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pillow Man being investigated for identity theft and trying to destroy election equipment. Sleep well
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Thu September 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You'll be shocked to hear this but legal experts are calling the legal arguments put forth by Trump's elite teams of lawyers: "muddled, confused and have a tendency to draw unwarranted conclusions"
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Wed September 14, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A secretive task force that's been disavowed by the DA is randomly conducting search and seizures of enemies of the sheriff in the sleaziest story you'll read today
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A secretive task force that's been disavowed by the DA is randomly conducting search and seizures of enemies of the sheriff in the sleaziest story you'll read today
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Arrest warrant for Do Kwon, founder of Terra Labs, issued by South Korea. No word if his prison wallet is hot or cold
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Tue September 13, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Did your car's engine go Kablooey? You don't have the oil change receipts? No warranty for you
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(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Flesch and Pfister back in custody after authorities successfully probe every crevice of inmates' escape route
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Mon September 12, 2022
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Authorities seek help locating two escapees from county jail, but if their mugshots are any indication these master criminals will blend seamlessly into society
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
A driver who has faced plenty of unwarranted criticism over his career, Wallace used his post-race interview to say he's thankful for his doubters to "shut the hell up"
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Sun September 11, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Johnson County sheriff threatens to deploy deputies against IRS agents. Subby threatens to deplete popcorn supply for that confrontation
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Thu September 08, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"That country's adversary -- they would give their left and right arms to find out nuclear capabilities." Appendages? No, $2 billion will suffice
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Sat September 03, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Holy Overstep of Authority Batman
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Law enforcement officers go above and beyond and travel hundred of miles to bring a fugitive to justice
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Fri September 02, 2022
(WTOP)
 
 
 
This would never happen in Maryland, all the drivers in Maryland are unqualified
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Wed August 31, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Hey, Donny. Knock knock indeed
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Mon August 29, 2022
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Cop charged with... impersonating a cop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Justice Department admits that some materials it seized at Mar-a-Lago are covered by attorney-client privilege. So, you know, Trump is now president again, Hillary Clinton and Hunter Biden have to go to jail for life, and being liberal is illegal
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
"Even if the Mar-a-Lago search improves Trump's standing in the GOP primary field, the typical American voter tends to prefer candidates who aren't under criminal investigation by the FBI"
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Sat August 27, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Well, there it is. When even Alan Dershowitz is willing to go on Fox News and say "There's enough here to indict Trump" you know the party is over
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Fri August 26, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mick Mulvaney hot take that the Trump affidavit shows the raid was unwarranted and "just about documents" currently running a ratio of almost 20:1
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Wed August 24, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Traitor uses the courts to delay and run out the clock, Scott Perry edition
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Proving Trump took these documents willfully might be prosecutor's most difficult task. Trump: "I took 'em because they're mine." Ok. less difficult
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Tue August 23, 2022
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
To conserve life, alleviate suffering, promote health, do no harm, and film kids in the bathroom
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
That's as many as thirty tens, and that's terrible
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Fri August 19, 2022
(Mid Hudson News)
 
 
 
Drug Dealing 101: don't bring your product to court
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(NPR)
 
 
 
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All those "We have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty" calls? It was just two dudes
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Thu August 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Despite DOJ's argument that it may Poison their investigation, judge says to prepare for a possible redacted Warrant affidavit world tour. TFG hopes to find the Ratt among his Motley Crue
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Guy who was famous for a weekend in Vegas downgraded to Napa
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Guy who was famous for a weekend in Vegas downgraded to Napa
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Wed August 17, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen says Trump likely kept classified documents in same way you might rob a liquor store to avoid jail time
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Tue August 16, 2022
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man/Certified Creepfest engages in "sextortion" with multiple women and also freaks out the camera in his mugshot
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man/Certified Creepfest engages in "sextortion" with multiple women and also freaks out the camera in his mugshot
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Mon August 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
*insert Kenan popcorn gif
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Not surprising:Trump claims the 'entire country is angry' about the FBI search at Mar-a-Lago. Neither surprising: A new poll shows more Americans approve of the search
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver noted Trump's "characteristic restraint" following the FBI raid, noting Fox News "likened the FBI to the Gestapo, trolled through the Facebook feed of the judge who approved the warrant, showing a meme of his face on Epstein's body"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, as of this moment, these documents are DOUBLE SECRET declassified
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Sat August 13, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
FBI assistant director breaks some hard truths to Fox News viewers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I wonder why this is happening to the FBI
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I wonder why this is happening to the FBI
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Fri August 12, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Guy openly celebrates winning $53,000 at a Florida casino. Three guys noticed and followed him back to his hotel
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Warrant unsealed: Documents stealed, pardons dealed (PDF)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
TFG has leaked the DOJ search warrant to Breitbart who has published it with the names of the FBI agents who were directly involved in the search and seizure
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(Politico)
 
NewsFlash
 
TFG under investigation for potential obstruction of justice, Espionage Act violations, ketchup abuse
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Former Florida House Speaker Allan Bense ran a company that bilked "millions of dollars" from local governments in 2018
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Will the warrant be unsealed or will Trump suddenly claim the search warrant on his home is under audit and he can't release it until infrastructure week? Barring any surprises, the great warrant unsealing expected to commence at the 3 p.m. ET hour
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Of registered voters polled: 49% approve of Mar-a-Lardo raid; 39% are in a cult; and 13% don't know what room they're in or where their pants went
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Despite moving to unseal the warrant and possibly outmaneuvering TFG, the GQP says Garland and the DoJ process is still illegitimate because A) the God-Emperor says so B) the FBI didn't leave a mint on TFG's pillow C) Garland read from notes?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A judge has ordered Donald Trump to decide by 3:00 pm tomorrow on whether he wants to block the DOJ from releasing the warrant. Gosh, I wonder what ever he will do?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Judge who approved FBI search of Mar-a-lago once left job as a federal prosecutor to defend people linked to Jeffrey Epstein. This means something
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"If the FBI can raid Donald Trump's mega mansion golf resort to look for classified documents, then the FBI can raid anyone's mega mansion golf resort to look for classified documents - Is that the America we want?"
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Wed August 10, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is already setting the stage to claim that any evidence found on his property was 'planted' by the FBI
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In a surprise to no one, Russian state media is really mad about the FBI executing a search warrant on Trump. It's almost like they tell American right wingers what to think. I mean exactly like. poundsignObvioustag
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
But if I'm representing someone who's guilty, I'd want to sit back and claim it's all political
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Na na na na na nuh, update
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You know who could tell us what's on the search warrant and what was taken from Mar-A-Lago? Donald Trump could
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
I'm Eric, whines
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Anne Heche in a coma - I know, I know it's serious
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Four pounds of weed, some guns, cocaine and a small lobster. A fella could have a pretty good time in Key West with all that
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Thu August 04, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Toyota will fix that busted autocrossed GR86 engine under warranty after all
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Wed August 03, 2022
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Billie Jean is not my lover, not with 111 counts against her
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(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Warranty claim for car marketed for racing denied because owner took the car racing
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