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headlines found matching 'Warrant'
Sat February 04, 2023
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
If you must drop an empty beer bottle while exiting the bank you've just robbed, be sure to drop one with somebody else's fingerprint on it
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(Insider)
 
 
 
This is why you don't hire dumbasses
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Fri February 03, 2023
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Personal foul: Aggravated Menacing. Half the distance to the police station. Still the Cincinnati Bengals
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Sun January 29, 2023
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Own a Cadillac Escalade-V and refinance to get a better interest rate? GM Financial will void your warranty
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Fri January 27, 2023
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Surprising no one, a pastor is accused of leading a double, nay, a triple life if you include the pastoring as a side hustle
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Thu January 26, 2023
(Physics-Astronomy)
 
 
 
"Peoples of Earth...We've been trying to reach you in regards to your car's extended warranty"
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police bust drug dealer, seize "record amount" of pot; 25-year veteran of the force can't recall ever confiscating so much at once. So, how much was it?
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Fri January 20, 2023
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Biden supporter nailed
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Mon January 16, 2023
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron upset that he no longer warrants getting superstar calls this season
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump's former chief of staff had to repeatedly remind the former president he could not share classified information with friends. This sounds like something to that should have been repeatedly shared BEFORE the last presidential election
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Sun January 15, 2023
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Woman pushing groceries down shoulder of Louisiana Highway 1 gets accidentally "bumped" by driver. Caring driver reports incident to sheriff's office. Woman gets arrested. Then it get sad
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Fri January 13, 2023
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philly woman jailed a week over mistaken arrest warrant from Texas due to computerized facial ID algorithms... oh, wait, turns out a cop in Texas just looked at a Facebook photo and said "Meh, it looks like her"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida Man owns largest child porn collection ever seen by deputies - faces more than 1,180 child porn charges after arrest. Oh, and four counts of bestiality images. I mean, why limit yourself to just one perversion, right, Florida Man?
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Tue January 10, 2023
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Neighbor calls police after seeing man loading blanket-wrapped body into a car. This does not end how you might expect
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Man arrested for failing to change his underwear
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Sat January 07, 2023
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The number of arrests from the January 6 insurrection will soon hit 1000
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
Cage the Elephant singer caged for possessing illegal firearms
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Fri January 06, 2023
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Who among us hasn't resorted to tape to keep an 18 month old in their seat?
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Supreme Court issues arrest warrant for Trump
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Thu January 05, 2023
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail, like investing in GameStop
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Mon January 02, 2023
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
A.I. witnesses seem to be susceptible to the same variety of errors and biases as their human counterparts
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Sat December 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ok, you Grinches. Here's one that'll make you smile
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Fri December 23, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
'The Butler Did It', yeah he really did
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Thu December 22, 2022
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Robble robble
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The FCC would like to discuss your extended warranty
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Sat December 17, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Cool: Going on a multistate road trip to spend time with your 8-year-old daughter. Sick: Your deceased daughter
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Fri December 16, 2022
(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
Angel on right shoulder: Yay, got elected state representative, let's set a good example. Devil on left shoulder: ...or, ...or, we could steal drugs from senior citizens
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Thu December 15, 2022
(Mid Hudson News)
 
 
 
Duh, where else would you look for a drug dealer?
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
NC sheriff who lost his job because of racism only to get it right back because of racism is now under federal investigation, likely because of racism
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
NC sheriff who lost his job because of racism only to get it right back because of racism is now under federal investigation, likely because of racism
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Wed December 14, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Man arrested in murder of California cop's spouse in Kentucky, which gives him an alibi in the cop's killing in Kentucky, which also clears up the cop's stalking and burglary charges. Cue Bill Kurtiss voiceover
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Sun December 11, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Maybe we should let more detectives work from home
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Fri December 09, 2022
(WUNC Chapel Hill)
 
 
 
Moore County NC has power restored and search warrants applied for
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Thu December 08, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida youth mentor accused of....betcha I don't have to finish this headline
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Doctor who asked 17-year-old patient if he could be her sugar daddy discovers he wasn't really communicating with his underage patient
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Mon December 05, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Florida cop 'jokingly' fires gun he thought was unloaded into the chest of his Florida cop buddy, killing him instantly, and is instead deprived of the laughs he so craved for his wit and guile
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Fri December 02, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"And the cuffs. They're so heavy." said an 82 year old Black woman arrested, handcuffed, and taken to jail over a $77 unpaid trash bill
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Fugitive: why did you leave me out of the most wanted list? Police: you're right. Sorry for our mistake. You have two warrants, we're on our way
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
"No stranger to legal problems": Battery arrest warrant issued for Antonio Brown
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Wed November 30, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In case you missed your chance to mock Charles "Wide Neck" McDowell back in 2018, here's your next opportunity (with mugshot goodness)
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Sun November 27, 2022
(KVIA El Paso)
 
 
 
El Paso Sheriff's Office would like to remind everyone that the Texas "open carry" law does not apply to Black or Brown people
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Fri November 18, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Ex-NCST football player to current coach: "Imma get him I promise"
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Wed November 16, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Criminal Smurf has been arrested in Vegas for attempted murder
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Tue November 15, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Plane crash which killed the hitmen known as War Boy and Great Value Chris Elliot was caused by darkness, ground
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Wed November 09, 2022
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Fresh arrest warrants served for peach thieves who ap-pear-ently have done this sort of thing before
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Murder suspect caught while shoplifting laundry detergent fails to make clean getaway
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Mon November 07, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Woman refuses cops' order to stay away from scene of warrant being served, steals suspect's SUV, leads cops on 30-minute chase, crashes SUV into cop car, flees on foot, gets tazed, has bag full of narcotics and meth. The Arrestocrats
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Thu November 03, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Missing court due to a broken truck, that's a bench warrant. Turning yourself in to vacate bench warrant and trying to call your wife to tell her you're going to jail, that's a take down, resisting arrest charge, and broken arm
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Wed November 02, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
ProTip: Don't sleep with an alligator
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(MSN)
 
 
 
ProTip: Don't sleep with an alligator
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Sun October 30, 2022
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Running in to a family of four while driving a stolen vehicle with seven other kids in it while intoxicated, with an outstanding warrant, is no way to go through life, son
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Thu October 27, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Remember the drunk woman at the airport who was too good looking to get arrested? Well, she's in more legal trouble. A lot more
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Mon October 24, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida man with meth, face tattoos and a stolen vehicle evades arrest by jumping into a river, somehow avoids gets eaten by alligators, gets arrested anyway
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Fri October 21, 2022
(Vail Daily)
 
 
 
After denying allegations of intimidation tactics being used by his department, Sheriff running for reelection arrests his opponent at their debate
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't know what a Lopatcong is but apparently they can go at least 100 miles an hour
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A judge was removed from the bench Tuesday for misconduct that included repeatedly lying, issuing illegitimate arrest warrants, and wearing spandex shorts, tank tops and sneakers in court. Difficulty: Not Florida
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Fri October 14, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Watauga Social Lounge Poker Club raided in middle of $100k tournament because poker is illegal in Texas
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
"Noted sane person" at which point Subby laughed soda all over the place
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
"Noted sane person" at which point Subby laughed soda all over the place
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