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Fri December 09, 2022
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Use these items if you want to save kittens
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Musk wants to jettison the life boats because without all that weight the CS Twitter will surely stay afloat.(CS=Cyber Ship your better acronym playing on ship naming to the right)
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
All I want is for my wedding guests to dress like bananas and worship me in silence for the entire reception. Why is my fiance being so selfish and unreasonable?
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Thu December 08, 2022
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
🎶Colonial gibberish is the thing to say / When you want real Hawaiians to laugh your way 🎶
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Signs that your country is toast: (A) You need a planner for all the strikes coming up this month (B) Your government wants to take away your right to go on strike (C) Both
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Your dog wants to play video games
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Opaline wants magic - all the magic - and Misty is stuck with getting it. It's the old Trojan Human trick on My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Under The Mistletoe, where sleep-snacking dragons are the easiest to catch. Or are they?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If you didn't want to be sued for marketing an addictive product towards children, maybe you shouldn't have sold Joe Camel skins
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Don't want to harsh your mellow but 420 shut down until next year
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Japan names "frozen food" its dish of the year. Your dog wants Wagyu steak
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Did you think your tip was going to the Amazon Driver? Surprise: Amazon was stealing the tips, and the DC AG wants Amazon to pay for that deception
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Want to build your own habitable planet with blackjack and hookers? You might need a bunch of ammonia, formaldehyde and gamma rays
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(WRAL Sportsfan)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to buy a ticket stub from Michael Jordan's first college game he played on, you are in luck
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
If you have a fake girlfriend, you might not want her to make a $10,000 real bet on the World Cup
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"Kinsey wanted Dellenback to film his own staff. There are three ways to read that sentence, all of them true." -Mary Roach, Bonk. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Reading Edition
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but the $150 anniversary coupon for "Kroger" is fake
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today, December 7th, Sean Spicer, for some reason, wants us to remember DDay
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Small dog sent through airport x-ray machine, according to TSA. Your dog wants a lead apron
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for Business
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Tue December 06, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Patriots want some guy to be man of the year
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(NPR)
 
 
 
♫ Vanuatu / Couldn't get online when they wanted to / Vanuatu / Their internet's been down for a month or two ♫
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
If you like it then you must put a blue ring on it. Ford is requiring serious commitment and investment from dealers going forward with EVs. Although, you can get by for $500,000 so long as you don't want to sell more than 25 EVs a year
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Anyone want to tell him?
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Ok Fark, you know your duty
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(The Verge)
 
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Carrot Weather is getting an update that adds the ability to romance its homicidal AI character. Who wouldn't want to do that? This app just gets better and better
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Today on "Things No One Asked For, Wanted Or Remembered"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
World Cup, last of Round of 16, still no underdog in the quarters: 10AM ET Does Spain, just through by goals, have enough for even more underdog Morocco? @2PM, Can Switzerland, like his coach likely wants to, dunk Ronaldo like stale bread in fondue?
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Firearms fired over feud with Mr. Flashy's friends in Finglas. Mr. Blinky and Mr. Twinkle wanted for questioning. Mr. Pink and Mr. White confused
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Mon December 05, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Want to ride the ponies at Griffith Park in Los Angeles? WELL, TOO DAMN BAD
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Apparently, there is a new social media prank trend going on. If you own a car and go shopping, you might want to read this
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Workers are now simply ignoring executive mandates to return to the office: "What's the point of me being in my office, just because they want to see me in the office?"
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Judge announces retirement, can not say that he is running for DA, instead he says that he wants to continue his legal career and there is an election for DA next year so that is totally different
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
When you are such a scumbag that the guy who praised Hitler wants nothing to do with you
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Sun December 04, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nvidia now having to split production between people who want chips for mining and people who want them for farming
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Guy who sucks at Elden Ring explains why he never really wanted to finish iat, anyway
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Want to sell your house at fair market value in Pennsylvania? Better hope your neighbors are white
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Sat December 03, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Cruises can be the absolute best way to travel, assuming you don't mind Norovirus, Coronavirus, RSV, Legionnaire's Disease, Influenza, Hepatitis A, or rich assholes
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby has been keeping a dark secret and wants to finally confess. Not only do I love pineapple on pizza, but I also love pumpkin spice
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"After ten years together, my boyfriend says he doesn't want children. What do?"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to take a 3-month sabbatical? People who like to get paid, apparently
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The top 20 British crime dramas on TV and streaming. If you enjoy Detective Inspectors, Chief Constables, notable UK actors, and impenetrable cop banter, these shows are for you
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Fri December 02, 2022
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Sure, you want to 'see your mom.' But why did you want to 'scare the police?' And getting 9 felonies on your way to see her is sure to prevent you from seeing her very soon. Son, I am disappoint
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Success has a thousand fathers but failure is an orphan. "Someone" is leaking stories to the press that the Broncos never really wanted Russell Wilson anyway, they REALLY wanted...Aaron Rodgers?...oof
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Fugitive: why did you leave me out of the most wanted list? Police: you're right. Sorry for our mistake. You have two warrants, we're on our way
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(Zillow)
 
Weeners
 
You kinda want to buy it just because of the address
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Some kid actually wanted to try the Metaverse
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Looting a dragon's hoard is easier that getting someone's "secret" cookie recipe but Sunny wants to bake everyone their favorite Wish Day cookies. It's My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Christmas Baking In Equestria, where bad baking means DOOOOOOOOOM
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to be a weeble-wobble that won't fall down?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
I only like my husband when he's drunk
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(Bride & Bloom)
 
 
 
Bacteria-fermented carbohydrates causing flatulence and far too many hamsters
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
In case you were not convinced that the Right is anti-youth, now they want to beat your kids. Bonus pick of Delores Umbridge in the background
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Despite paying artists thousandths of a penny per stream, Spotify CEO wants to cry about being taken advantage of
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pepsi wants you to drink Pepsi and Milk, a concoction they called Pilk, for cash this holiday season. That would make Subby Puke, but to each their own
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Because who WOULDN'T want to pay over $500 for the privilege of eating a hot dog and donut during 'foodie tour' of Chicago?
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Wed November 30, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
James Cameron wants you to know that you're wrong about how important Avatar is. In fact, the world is wrong
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Too many people want to see the Phantom of the Opera's last shows on Broadway for them to be the last shows
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dear Miss Manners, my mom wants me to treat waiters as slaves and I want to treat them as people. Who's right?
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Captain Jack's early life was one of abuse & neglect, but thanks to a Portland woman who made a cross-country trip to adopt him & a community who supports him, he's now living his best life. Please welcome him & his mom to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian conservatives want to ignore the Canadian government
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods on if he can still play: "I can hit the golf ball and hit whatever shot you want. I just can't walk"
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Tue November 29, 2022
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Bethlehem to become next city the protagonist comes home to when they want to settle down, raise a family. Wait, I've seen this movie somewhere before
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Streetlights are turning cities purple around the world. At least that's what they want you to think
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to play Santa but didn't want toddlers to pee on you, here's your chance
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"It's burning up my bank account to have sex with my masseuse and I want it but wish iat were free. What do?' (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon November 28, 2022
(The Smithsonian)
 
 
 
Who wants to see the FAO Schwarz toy catalog from 1911?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Because who DOESN'T want a horror/slasher film based on 'The Grinch'?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you want to lose weight, stop drinking sugary coffee in the morning, three bottles of wine at night
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Your dog wants to level up
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Luzerne County, PA Board of Elections does not certify the Nov 8th election results, even though Democrats have a 3-2 majority....because one of the Democrats abstained, just because he wanted to see what would happen if the vote wasn't certified
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Your first "I don't want to live on this planet" of the holiday season
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia man wanted for assault with a deadly weapon for shooting Metrobus. The bus is expected to survive
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Democrats want you to know that they would have totally won Florida if only all of their voters hadn't stayed home that day. Yeah, that's actually a pretty big part of "losing," guys
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
If you're driving drunk, you might want to maintain a lower profile by not passing cops in excess of 100 MPH
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Do you want to find out which company invested 25% in Taboola? Click here now
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trying to cap their forests' losses, UK group wants to stem the tide of shroom pickers before things take a bad biodiversity trip
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
All I want for Christmas is a teleprompter
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers left Sunday's game with an oblique injury, as the Packers didn't want to be more specific
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Congressman who was elected to craft, consider and vote on legislation says: "gun problem can't be solved by legislation." NRA sends him more $$$
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Sun November 27, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker wants Millennial and GenZ voters to be stripped of their US citizenship
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Muricans: We want jerbs. Same Muricans: NIMBY
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(UniWatch)
 
 
 
Washington Commanders unveil their Sean Taylor "memorial" hoping no one wanted to remember what he looked like
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(Hickory Daily Record)
 
 
 
When you don't want to get dressed up to go shoot at Walmart
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Neighbors upset about proposed mental health crisis center, want mentally ill people to go have a crisis somewhere else
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Sat November 26, 2022
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Man buys $3,200 worth of products, but store wants him to pay 11 cents more for a disposable bag. What to do? What to do?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The Gila River Indian Community in Arizona wants you to know that they did not approve of the Real America's Voice TV network featuring Steve Bannon and Charlie Kirk airing on their station, and they don't know how it got there
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'm watching The Wizard of Oz and dagnabbit now I want to watch Zardoz
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Fri November 25, 2022
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Criminal justice reform pioneer shot dead in southeast DC, which is not the proof of concept its backers wanted
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Search engine Yandex aka "Russia's Google" has decided it doesn't want to be "Russia's" anything anymore, and is looking to sell its in-country operations and move what's left to the Netherlands
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you want kiwis, you gotta kill the rats: call in the five-year-olds
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pillow guy wants you to send him supportive emails that he can't read or reply to
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
New list of wildlife added to banned pet list in GA. Your pet Flatulent Steak Warbler still legal, wants steak
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(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Intel plans to do with chips what EV makers are trying to do with cars: rob their customers blind
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Your dog does not want turkey, please compost Thanksgiving leftovers
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Live from Qatar World Cup 2022 Groups G & H wrap up round 1 action. At 5:00 AM ET Switzerland - Cameroon. 8:00 has Uruguay- South Korea, 11:00 Portugal- Ghana and 2:00 pm heavy favorites Brazil want to avoid an upset by Serbia. On FS1 and Fox
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Wed November 23, 2022
(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Your dog wants steak. This summer you'll have a place to take your dog for a steak in Philadelphia
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
If you want to find the location where space is bent the most, you'd go as close as possible to a black hole's event horizon. That is, the smallest-mass black hole you can find
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
TSLA stockholders, unhappy that share prices are diving like crypto, want a multi-billion dollar buyback. Yeah, that should fix the problem
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Demonstrating why he is only the 4th best rated frozen water related rapper, Ice Cube admits he turned down a $9 million movie role because he didn't want to get vaccinated
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Tue November 22, 2022
(The Root)
 
 
 
Anti vaxxer wants you all to know she has moved on from it all
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(Levittown Now)
 
 
 
Businessman wants to repurpose former bar into a place you can no longer get assaults, only batteries
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Get busy once a week if you want a long life. Subby says "I wish"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Elon: I'm done firing Tweeps for today, who wants to come work for me?
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Mon November 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Car crashes through Apple store like unwanted U2 album
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Georgia GQP: You can vote on Saturday. Georgia GQP after Dems win Nevada Senate race: Oops, no you can't. We really want you to, but sorry, the law says you can't. Judge: Yes, they can. Georgia GQP: This is an outrage We appeal
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(The Gamer)
 
 
 
In the worst idea you may read today, Sony-Honda wants to put PS5 in its EVs. Making the already epically hard-to-get console even harder to obtain and much easier to break. Think of the cars as a rolling Metreon-like showroom of Sony technology
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Video of SLS blast off gives an idea of how much solid rocket exhaust roasted the launch tower that NASA does not want anybody to photograph
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Hershey brewery selected as best Brewery Tour, no word on how many times the tour guide sings 'Wild Thing, I think love you, but I want to know for sure'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wrong DeSantis: Don't say gay, but you can enable all the sex trafficking you want without even being fined
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Very good boy learns elementary sign language in just 8 weeks, still wants steak
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AI offers a real-time 'eraser' for things you don't want to see anymore
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No Kevin, the military is one of those Republican things you DO want to support. Beginner mistake
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The man who shattered Paul Pelosi's skull and wanted to break Nancy Pelosi's kneecaps began his descent into madness by being Very Concerned about ethics in gaming journalism
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Sun November 20, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Do you want a one star rating. because that's how you get a one star rating
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to spend Christmas with Deadpool?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Uber, for when you really want to invade the Capitol when your Tinder date is done
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Sat November 19, 2022
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this but apparently some people have electronic devices in their homes that they are no longer using
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Property owner uses dinosaurs to prevent the homeless from camping out. Fred Flintstone wanted for questioning
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Right wingers: "No fair, we want a special counsel too, for Hunter Biden's laptop"
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
In Philly they want to add 8 stories to Boner4ever
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Thanks, you'll be my first" is not what you want to hear from your brain surgeon
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Your dog wants arm
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
These 25 old school hobbies are back in style, because some people want to make their own cheese that badly
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Thu November 17, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Complete lack of financial controls is not something you want to hear about your investment company
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
♫ Izzy want's to fly - can Zipp take her far away? Does she have insurance, and what is her coverage and is her premiums high? ♫ It's My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Take Flight in the Marestream, where flying and towing shouldn't be combined
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Musk's not some rich kid whose dad owned an emerald mine in South Africa. It was in Zambia. Any article where Musk talks about the emerald mine is being swept from the net and Musk wants you to read articles where he denies mine's existence
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(Wikipedia)
 
Hero
 
I joined a local facebook page for volunteering. There is an overwhelming amount of choices for volunteering positions. I want to do all the things. What sort of volunteering are farkers involved with? Tag for volunteers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Enraged Swifties want to burn Ticketmaster to the ground - and they just might succeed
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
The safety experts list the top ten worst toys for 2022. In other words, the ones your kids want
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Wed November 16, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Joe Welsh wants to end the school to prison pipeline, no word on Don Henley's opinion
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(American Kennel Club)
 
 
 
Want your dog to live forever? Well sorry that's not possible - but you can be involved in a massive research project that aims to help dogs live healthier and longer. Join the Dog Aging Project
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Zombie mortgages want HOOOUSE
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Yeah, it's an ad, but this might be a game-changer for swarming attack drones. Spiffy tag edges out Scary tag, because who wants swarming attack drones?
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Sunak says the UK 'stands steadfastly' behind Poland following missile strike. Well, he wouldn't want to be standing in front of them
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(Mashable)
 
Video
 
Want to go on a cruise with 60,000 other people in a giant ship shaped like a turtle?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
It turns out the Red Wave was nothing but the continued deaths of unvaccinated Republicans. And all because a vain old man didn't want to smear his makeup
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(US News)
 
 
 
Airbnb is convinced you want more of these people in your home. See tag
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The gEniUs has revealed his gEnIuS plan to turn Twitter around. Tl;dr the beatings will continue until morale improves
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron's fundy sister wants to put Christ back into Christmas movies with a pledge that will surely go over well with much of the motion picture and television industry
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers wants all the grass you have
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump wants to follow great leaders of China and the Phillipines and calls for the executions of all people caught dealing drugs
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Tue November 15, 2022
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Watch The Former Guy announce that he wants to be The Future Guy. C-SPAN says it'll start at 9:00 PM EST, but you know that he will show up fashionably late. Update: He's running
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(Variety)
 
 
 
NBC 13 years ago: We don't want to make as many programs, so, let's just make the 10p hour a late night show. NBC now: We don't want to make as many programs, so, let's just give the hour back to affiliates
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch says he can quit drinking any time he wants
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The GQP wants to delay their leadership elections, or else they'll wind up with Liz Cheney as Speaker. Actually, proceed with this plan
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
So who wants to tell Edgerrin James that four out of the five presidents he listed were historically awful at their job?
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Mon November 14, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
So what does the Cowboy Norse myth and language expert think about God of War: Ragnarok? Well, let's just say don't listen too hard to the Old Icelandic unless you want the vocal equivalent of an intern typing into Google translate
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Claire want you to know that turkey pop-up thermometer is worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield want you to eat their ears this Christmas
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Drunky McChickenheir wants you all to know he's really, terribly, awfully sorry for getting caught likkered up and passed out in some stranger's home and pinky swears he'll never go back to that house again
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you want to remain on good terms with your feline, don't try this
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now that Stephen Fry has left Twitter for open-source Mastodon, it's time to start posting Mastodon toots instead of Twitter tweets. Original makes way for Unique
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Sun November 13, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Readers added context they thought people might want to know," example #1,976,455
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I want to make this clear: I have no plans to resign as C.B.P. commissioner," Magnus said hours before resigning as C.B.P. commissioner and forming the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants
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(Gold Derby)
 
 
 
Anne Hathaway has turned 40, so here are her top films so far. Does she still want to wear Prada?
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Sat November 12, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
News: Crocodile farmers want trade regulations to be eased. Fark: There are crocodile farmers. No word yet if any of them are named Amos Moses and Mick Dundee
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Fri November 11, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You know those state laws that prevent boycotts of Israel? Conservatives now want the same protections for corporations
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Trump wanted a special master but now he doesn't want the special master to do his job, so did Trump not understand what a special master does or did he just want to complain when he didn't get one?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"Everyone wants to go bankless until they get punched in the face, and after they get punched in the face they say, 'Hold on, where are the regulators?'" Borthwick said. When you step outside the protection of the FDIC you get no protection
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Things not to say to a grieving friend include: "At least he died doing what he loved", "Let me know if there's anything I can do", and "Can I have his Pokémon card Collection"?
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Thu November 10, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey announces televised Christmas special. All she wants for Christmas is your soul
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Harvest and Hugs Day is weirdly important in Zepher Hights, so Pipp wants everything to be perfect for her mother's visit. It's My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Panic on Harvest & Hugs Day, where perfect is NOT blowing the planet up. Much
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Connecticut couple holds up 30 gas stations/mini marts over 5 week period. And they say nobody wants to work anymore
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Freedom Caucus wants rule change that anyone with 10% of party support can bring a bill to the house floor bypassing McCarthy, Look forward to constant votes on the HUNTER ACT and BANANTIFA
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Apple wants you to drive the dirt road. NTTAWWT
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Claire wants you to know it's not hard getting soft
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Please stop pissing off your servers - isn't dealing with you test enough?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jesse Watters: Guys, if you want women to vote Republican, "go put a ring on it"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Brexit enthusiast is surprised that Brexit isn't the Brexit he thought he was going to get
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Slate: I just got a hot tub and plan to have lots of sex in it and don't care if the neighbors see me. I don't really have a question to ask or anything, just wanted you to know
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
British national treasure and children's author David Walliams caught out by hot mic on TV talent show. How bad can it be? 'Walliams described a pensioner as "a c*nt", and said another contestant "thinks you want to f*ck them, but you don't"'
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to walk a mile in Steve Jobs' shoes here's your chance. Also, he's a dead guy - eww
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Wed November 09, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1956, philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre denounced communism, mostly on the realization that if hell is other people you don't want to have to share everything with them
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
For anyone who wants to know why everyone in hockey is mad at the Boston Bruins for signing a racist who bullied a black kid with special needs, here's the victim's story in his own words
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook removes 11,000 workers from its friends list
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Grading Washington State drivers on their ability to drive during the first snowfall of the season
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Man wants to take a stab at voting
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Tue November 08, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Rip Van Edwards, who claims to be a tech reporter, just discovered AirTags. Did you Farkers know they can be used to give peace of mind about luggage location? That's some mighty fine journalism keeping up with new technologies
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(Interesting Facts)
 
 
 
Eight animals that have held public offices. Your dog wants a recount
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump on DeSantis: If he runs I'm going to tell some things he doesn't want told. I know some shiat
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The aliens have us just where they want us ... a civil war inside the US government over UFOs
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
AMC wants to show you your coworkers' junk in stunning 8K with Dolby
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Mon November 07, 2022
(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Someone REALLY wanted their pizza
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
For all of the microbiologists out there. When you really, really want your Thanksgiving dessert to look like an incubated blood agar plate
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Republicans in opposition want to shut down Democrat government. New hotness: Republicans want to get elected to shut down their own Republican government
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Matter matters, mate
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Sun November 06, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Fresh off attacking Ron DeSantis at a rally in FL, Trump in Ohio humiliates his hand-picked candidate for Senator in Ohio saying "J.D. is kissing my ass he wants my support so bad." The GOP puts up with this schmuck why again?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apple experts say you should never waste your money on this storage upgrade. Spoiler alert: Do not add an SD card to your iPhone, no matter what the salesperson says
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Hey Springfield Missouri! Want to really redneck up your tattoos? How about a Chinese food takeout box, a fish wearing a derby hat, or the last words of the man killed in the first wild west shootout at Park Central Square, "Boys, I'm killed"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is feeling all lovey dovey today and wants to share songs about love, sweet love, with the rest of the world
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Well, there it is: the stupidest advice subby'll read all day
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Showtime's Phil Spector docuseries is like a boring article submitted with a newsflash tag
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Sat November 05, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Now the GOP doesn't want support from the troops
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Here's those "powdered" donuts you wanted - *wink, wink*
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
King Coal has a hissyfit because Biden wants to eventually dethrone him
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Parents upset by 40-year-old man who wanted to go back to high school
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You're vacation shopping wrong
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for November 5 is abandon, as in Paul McCartney and Wings' biggest hit was abandon the run
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Bookmark this for later
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Fri November 04, 2022
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
For those not wanting to see Elon Musk's dick waving at Twitter, there's Mastodon, which has seen 230,000 new users this week, almost doubling its active users, or could wait to see what former Twitter guy Jack Dorsey brings with Bluesky
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Elon: Charging $8 twill shoo away the bots. Bots: Now we can claim to be anyone we want for only $8 like, say, ELECTION OFFICIALS. The day before ELECTION DAY
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joe Manchin wants to play Let's Make a Deal
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban: "If you use credit cards, you don't want to be rich." Because I'm sure that's what's holding everyone back, Mark
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
King Charles wants to see his daughter-in-law naked. Or something
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Thu November 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, you want to vote in America? You gotta get past the cops first
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I want you to be very miserable. And I want you to be very angry. And I want you to vote for us, and we'll make it worse, but we'll blame them"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
That Q-believer MAGAT who attacked Paul Pelosi and wanted to break nancy's kneecaps? He didn't even vote in the "stolen" election, because he was an illegal alien....from Canada. I for one say it's aboot time that we built that wall, eh?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I don't want to go on the cart
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Artemis 1 is to be rolled to pad 39B on Friday. In unrelated news, Subby wanted to use a Repeat tag
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It used to be that if you wanted to visit the Mississippi's many shipwrecks you'd need SCUBA gear, but thanks to the drought, right now all you need are hip waders
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Set your alarm clock. You'll want to be awake for season 2 of The Sandman
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sticky fried dough is Istanbul's favorite "brothel dessert." What dessert do you want in your brothel?
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(Aerospace.org)
 
 
 
Houston and NYC might be hit by the falling Chinese rocket booster. Oklahoma has no chance because not even falling space junk would want to go to Oklahoma
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
The Bell couple want to name their kid Taco thus assuring him a future as a professional baseball or football player
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Some people just want to watch the virtual world burn
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Pushback on the notion that nobody cares about Avatar 2: 10 million trailer views in the first 12 hours. Argh. Subby really doesn't want to have to watch this movie
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The mayor of Knox County, TN wants to ensure his citizens that he'll do everything he can to stop "all-ages drag shows," which are totally something that's happening
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Does anyone remember a user named 'Sunburn' from back in 2003-2004ish? I'm his son and just wanted to say thanks
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
George Brett wants you kids off his lawn, frickin' baseball box scores back in the newspaper. Refresh my memory...what's a newspaper?
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
The movie Witness came out in 1985 so the audience who wanted to bang either Harrison Ford or Kelly McGillis would either be rapidly approaching or already past retirement age, meaning Lancaster being named best city for retirement is spiffy
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
GOP candidate wants 'victims of rape and incest to be allowed to get an abortion on a case-by-case basis through a community-level review process outside the jurisdiction of the federal government.'
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Claire wants your stuffing to be the best it can be. Be like Claire
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Depressing, makes me want to drink
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is probably as up close and personal as you would want to get with a pair of Falcon Heavy boosters as they land
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Tue November 01, 2022
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Cyan decides they want people to shut up and give them money
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(Slate)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, young people don't want to work for Big Oil anymore. And, let's be honest, they don't really want to work for Small Oil, either. Or no oil. I mean, honestly, if it doesn't involve TikTok, they pretty much don't wanna
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Want a cheese/chocolate/wine Advent calendar from Aldi? Arrive early November 2
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you win $30 million in the lottery, obviously you don't want your wife and kid finding out
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Because when I want the real audio purity that only vinyl can produce, I turn to my portable battery-powered bluetooth turntable
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eight Republicans go on record to prove they have no plan to fix anything and just want to see it all burn
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(AP News)
 
 
 
President Biden has a 'Welcome back, Carter' moment, wants to float "windfall tax" on energy producers for being war profiteers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How the Supreme Court has ruled on Affirmative Action in the past. You know, in case you wanted to know what the law actually was before activist conservative justices tear it all down
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Mon October 31, 2022
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for not wanting to get dressed up
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Shanghai Disney park visitors all get a surprise unlimited free park pass. Just one catch: locked down until the Covid subsides
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How can I determine if my wife is faking her chronic illness?"
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(Some Jukebox Hero)
 
 
 
Want to get banned from Waffle House? Just do this easy trick
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oprah Winfrey wants you to know that just because she's responsible for the meteoric rise of charlatans who exist only to grift on the back of scams like weight loss gummies and pills doesn't mean she agrees with what they do
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Sun October 30, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
One day, an MCU "Dazzler" movie will be cool
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Who would want Oasis back together?
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(PC Magazine)
 
Hero
 
How to delete your Twitter account and all your tweets, just in case you were curious for some reason
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Do we turn our country over to the fascists all because we wanted a nice pillow?
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
Most guys want their steak from a ranch. John Kruk wants his WITH ranch
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Sat October 29, 2022
(American Psychological Assoc)
 
 
 
You know that guy always camping out at your favorite guitar store? The dude with the blackened fingernails who's shredding into the gaping maw of the abyss? Yeah, you know the one. He really, really wants your attention. Here comes the science
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
The only thing more entertaining than "instant karma" fails are "what I wanted vs. what I had to settle with" fails
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Epic victory for a Canadian man who didn't want his name sullied by being on the sex offender registry, now gets to have his name sullied by winning a Supreme Court decision over putting him on the sex offender registry
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Fri October 28, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Want to build a 1920s tube amplifier but don't have any 1920s vacuum tubes? Well then this video has got you covered
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
German 30 year old heiress inherits billion dollar fortune, thinks it's wrong and wants most of it taxed
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(Classic FM)
 
 
 
Now I've heard there was a secret chord that turns scary dreams into ones adored, but you just want to get a good night's sleep, don't ya? It goes like this: C and a major sixth, with a major ninth into the mix. Here comes the science, hallelujah
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP wants permanent tax cuts, presumably for the wealthy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dear Moneyist: My brother passed away and left his house, cash and possessions to charity. How do I correct this obvious mistake on his part?
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Thu October 27, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police searching for suspects in string of bike thefts. So far, no one spoke up about it, and they don't want to frame them. Sooner or later, they will get two tired, slip up, and end up on the chain gang
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fetterman: I get knocked down, but I get up again. You are never gonna keep me down
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham suggests that "every other young child in America of color might want to be a Republican" if Herschel Walker wins the Georgia Senate race, possibly because he might have fathered every other young child in America of color
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dog just wants to fit in
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Mike Pence wants you to know that you have no right to "freedom from religion." Sorry, Farkers
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(MyLondon)
 
 
 
Woman wants to ban Halloween decorations not because they are too scary but it confuses her if a toilet is working. No other evidence to go on here
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"'Black Adam' wants to be a Marvel movie, but can't leave the Snyder era behind - and it highlights the mess that DC Studios' new bosses will have to sort out"
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Wed October 26, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Skechers shoe company gets a sketchy unwanted visitor, gives the boot to Ye
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"I don't owe anything on my house. He does on his. He wants me to share the costs of his. Is that fair?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"World's saddest gorilla" just wants a clean place to live, a visit from the man with the yellow hat
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Moving forward, let's not use these 10 corporate buzz words
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Nobody wants to be evil enough to say it, but this is a really stupid idea. Most kids do not need this. And in fact, those who do, already have this." Guesses to the right what most kids don't need and already have if they do need it
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
NO oNe wAnTs tO wOrK aNyMoRe: Cup Noodles edition
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Get your cheap knock-offs and terrible costume ideas for Halloween 2023: Beat inflation and go as "Bat Hero" or "Tiger Daddy". Come for the World War II Evacuee "girls fantasy" (wut?), stay for the "Rehab Wig" (Too soon, costume maker guy)
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Want to have liver damage without the fun? Try turmeric
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Tue October 25, 2022
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Rishi Sunak wants to save Britain with Britcoin
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(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Subby felt a pang of loneliness from being single. Then he went and did whatever he wanted for as long as he wanted
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
♫ I don't want to set the world on fire I just want to start A flame in your heart ♫
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
You are a criminal, sent to a barren, lifeless world. Your sentence will be commuted if you terraform the planet. Alone. Your resources are what you can find on the planet. Scavenge. Survive. Transform the world (and support a very good game)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Translation fail: The new Italian prime minister, Giorgia Meloni, has stirred controversy in Italy after announcing that she wants to be referred to as "the prime minister" instead of "the prime minister"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Listicle: Eight types of "difficult people." No, that's okay, you just go ahead and skip reading this if you want to
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(Famadillo)
 
 
 
Somebody invented luggage with legs so that they can turn into tables
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Mon October 24, 2022
(ArtNet)
 
 
 
Good news: You can make $165,000. Bad news: You have to have handled and held Elon Musk's junk for many years. You wouldn't think most people would want to handle Elon's junk, but rule 34 still applies
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Can you get more Aussie than a half-naked fireman posing with an echidna?. Check out the rest of the adorable animals posing with humans for the 2023 Australian Firefighters Calendar to see if it's possible. SFW
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's Monday, so it's time for another edition of what common clay folk think of city dwellers. Hint: They want to assure you they aren't racist
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Walmart overhauls its intimates" is not a phrase you want to read on a Monday morning. Just be grateful it's in Business
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently TFG wants to have sex with the leader of Best Korea, or something
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My lover is good to me, except when he plays happy family with his wife and kids. I mean, he has to be playing, right? He wouldn't be pretending with me, would he?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Arranging a party for your kid's 9th birthday can be tricky as you want to make sure the memories they take away will live with them forever. Getting shot in the nards with paintballs and being sworn out fits that criteria, surely?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
So how old is too old to go trick-or-treating?
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(Where am I?)
 
 
 
"You are in the house of Elrond. And it is ten o'clock in the morning, on October the twenty-fourth, if you want to know." Where did you first see The Fellowship of the Ring?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt leaves legendary F1 broadcaster Martin Brundle in the dust rather than answer questions about new racing film, prompting Brumble to quip, "Obviously they're known as 'Pitt stops,' if they don't want you talking to Brad Pitt"
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Driver: You want to drive? Passenger: I'll take a stab at it
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Things you don't want to hear your star quarterback say, after a loss, about the next game: "Nobody's going to give us a chance... Shoot, this might be the best thing for us"
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Sun October 23, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Michigan wants to drag this Democrat into extremist chaos
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"We're getting a free house, but the only catch is that a pedophile lives next door. How concerned should I be?"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
No-one wants to be a cop in Minneapolis anymore after their licence to kill was revoked
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Sat October 22, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend is keeping me a secret because I am 25 years younger. Why is he so ashamed?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
"If you want a Dodge Challenger that looks like it's been crashed through a Baskin-Robbins counter, look no further"
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to get drunk and spend all your money on NFTs? How quickly can you get to San Diego?
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Fri October 21, 2022
(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
Phillip Frye killed in massive pileup. Suspicious foghat grey robot wanted for questioning
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN decides that "you fools, sentencing Bannon to four months in prison was exactly what we wanted so you lost again" is the sort of coverage the world needs
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Republicans refuse to accept an unwanted outcome... again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wait, you mean customers DON'T want to spend $20,000 for an airline ticket?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ronaldo only wants to start in soccer
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yes, water softeners have their downsides. Then again who wants the hard stuff?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sounds like he wants to go where he can play Moore
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TFG doesn't want to give a DNA sample in his case with E. Jean Carroll. But there could be another way
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
O pere e o musso makes me want to puke yo
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Elon Musk wants to reduce Twitter staff from 280 to 70 characters
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lara Logan: "You know, the ones who want us eating insects, cockroaches, and that while they dine on the blood of children? Those are the people, right? They're not gonna win. They're not going to win." Newsmax: Yeah, that's too weird, even for US
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
When you're trying to defend yourself for ignoring cease and desist letters, you might want to come up with a better defense than "mail's for old people"
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(Self Magazine)
 
 
 
The best, according to Christian fundamentalists and "family values" Republicans (NSFW)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Team Trump REALLY wanted a new Judge in the fiant civil fraud trial being brought by NY's AG, as the current one has shown he will not put up with their shenanigans and has already held them in contempt once, That Judge's boss just said no to them
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Buccaneers center Robert Hainsey must be a glutton for punishment
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Want to see a ship sink...from the INSIDE???
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New blockchain Aptos was supposed to do 160,000 transactions per second. FARK: It does 4 per second. ULTRA FARK: 80% of its tokens allocated to insiders, who still want you to believe crypto promotes lower wealth inequality
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kanye walks back comments about death to Jews. By insisting he wants death only for Jews oppressing him
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apple wanted to differentiate at every price point and didn't want to give the new iPad the Pencil 2. So, you have to hang the Pencil 1 off the side with a USB-C to Lightning adapter
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
One third of managers want employees back in office full-time because they think employees are more motivated if they're being watched. Subby pretends to be just productive enough not to get fired
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(Variety)
 
 
 
I don't want to hurt people, says director of horror movie that leaves viewers vomiting and passing out
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Want to have a nice refreshing Sprite at your local Australian McDonalds? WELL, TOO DAMN BAD, MATE
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Some of us grow up wanting to cure cancer, others wish to write the great American novel. Then there's Florida Man
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
High school student paints mural that weighs as much as a duck that wants to turn kids gay and worships Satan, or something
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This will either make you want to get your kid piano lessons or fire their lazy, good-for-nothing piano teacher
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most popular Halloween candy in each state, as interpreted by AI. You know you want some "Night Part"
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(Grist)
 
 
 
Oil companies: No one wants to work (for us) anymore
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Tue October 18, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The Commies sign Fromm from New York. Who is he is and where is from? Fromm's from New York. Who is he? Fromm. That's what I'm trying to find out
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
The advice everyone needs to hear is always the advice no one wants to hear. Even about learning physics
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Harley Davidson CEO rejects return to office, saying he wants his loud, aging, pseudo-felons out there instead of in here with him
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Paul Dano claims DC has special binders with tracking devices to store movies in to prevent leaks. As if anyone would want to leak or watch a DC film
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(Design You Trust)
 
 
 
Farkettes, behold the future of shoe fashion
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Militant Whackos: We want to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. Facebook: This seems fine
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Mon October 17, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mt Clemens High rented out gym for a "Stripper Party". The most excitement subby's high school gym saw was donkey basketball with football team vs. Flash Gordon and a then-unknown Denzel
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(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Beloved Farkers - and legendary Fark party hosts - puggysmom & Argh Dammit need our help making ends meet through puggysmom's impending cancer treatment. DIL. Fark cancer
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(Game Rant)
 
 
 
The director of 'The Suicide Squad' wants to tell you why movies are getting worse
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Who else wants to go to Pound Town?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker wants you to know that the honorary sheriff's badge he showed off at the debate is totally real, just like the plastic fireman's hat he got for his birthday and the pilot's wings he got when he visited a plane's cockpit as a kid
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's former ambassador to Ukraine: Putin is using Elon Musk as a messenger boy to tell the West that he wants out of this war, and he might end it if they give him SOMETHING so he can save face domestically
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
If you were planning to kill your neighbor and drink their blood this Halloween you might want to read this first
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
I bet you didn't realize that the movie Beetlejuice sucks
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Dolphins might want to sign a few more QBs
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Here is some of that office culture they want us to get back to
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I don't want to start a stampede or anything, but the first trailer for the Trigun reboot has been released
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