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Fri May 07, 2021
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Okay, the extra $20,000 would be nice, but did they have to go and ruin it with a year's worth of Miller High Life as well?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The bodies of nearly 750 NYC victims of COVID remain in trailers along the Brooklyn waterfront more than a year after they died. Well waterfront property is valuable, no wonder they don't want to leave
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Aaron Rodgers wants to be the next Alex Trebek. New hotness: Aaron Rodgers wants to be the next George Costanza
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My ex-boyfriend got upset and angry with me because I told him he only wanted vanilla sex; he didn't lose his virginity until 20 and he felt oral sex was kinky. Did I destroy his fragile male ego?"
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(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
In light of the success of football's Super League, golfers want to create one for themselves
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Italy's Ministry of Cultural Heritage seeks return of looted artifact from British Museum -- sorry, I mean Kim Kardashian
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Because if James Huntsman gets his tithing back, then EVERYBODY will want their tithing back
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you wanted the musical equivalent of your crazy uncle's facebook rants, Van Morrison's new album is what you've been waiting for
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(Fark)
 
Boobies
 
Need to get rid of concrete slab. Looking for advice/tips/tricks. Degree of Difficulty: One person, prefer not to rent/buy a tool to accomplish this. Boobies tag is for attention
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"Who wants to eat three cups of quinoa?" You got that right
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I'm truly a stupid moron who gives other stupid morons a bad name. My wife knows basic math and made a suggestion. What should I do?
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(Inside Defense)
 
 
 
Space Force wants digital engineering, digital workforce, digital headquarters, digital operations and digital dominance, presumably to keep our adversaries from digitally penetrating us
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Gritty wants to know your fantasies about Gritty
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Following the Noel Clarke revelations, over 800 women in the entertainment industry sign a petition for culture change
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
I mean who wouldn't want a home with attached caves
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Benevolent Google is updating their hybrid workplace guidance to allow some home office and up to a month to work from wherever they want. Because working from a hotel room while the family explores the city is such good family bonding experience
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
If you want to do cocaine and methamphetamine, please do it in the privacy of your own house, because doing it while shooting fireworks at a neighbor's house is just going to get you arrested
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Wed May 05, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
White House: Hey red states, if you don't want all those vaccines we'll send them to states that do want them
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sage advice from Pete Davidson: If you're gonna get tattoos, just make sure you really want it and aren't on mushrooms
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
ESPN seems to think Browns fans want an aging future game show host over the guy who took them to their first playoff win in over 25 years
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Twitter to release "are you sure you want to be a jerk?" feature
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The same Arizona GQP that wants to "uncover the truth" is requiring election audit observers to sign NDAs
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Since absolutely no one is wondering about it, Terrence Howard still wants you to know that Robert Downey Jr owes him millions of dollars for pushing him out of the Iron Man franchise
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
GoPro wants you to pay for a 3-way 2.0
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Your dog wants chicken
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Why does the GOP want to deny the 1619 project?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Known pervert and molester says he's too famous to flee and wants out on bail
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
If you're a pizza shop owner and you are fortunate enough to receive $660,000 in PPP loans, you might want to check on allowed uses of the money before investing in an alpaca farm and cryptocurrency
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Jihad Josh wants to remind you that he's still a Senator
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
The Flash returns from his two-week time trip to the Rerun Realm with a new episode: "The People v. Killer Frost." at 8 ㏘ EDT. Then it's "Prom Again" at 9 ㏘ on Supergirl feat. talented young actors as teen versions of main characters, both on The CW
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Searchers in Utah find woman missing since November 2020. She just wanted to be left the hell alone for a while
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New comic teaches kids how to make art out of what's available during the pandemic. Used syringes, discarded masks, unwanted vaccines, and ignorantly selfish asshats?
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Nintendo contracts shown in court appear to have more redacts than the Mueller documents, but apparently, they REALLY want to make sure their partners have no organized crime connections. Did Mario and Luigi get background checks?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My friend is trapped in a codependent abusive relationship with her dog. How do I save them both?"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
If you're ever in need of using a wind turbine's emergency exit you might want to not view this video
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My brother-in-law and sister-in-law spent the entirety of my pregnancy trying to think of what they wanted my son to call them. They've decided on a four-syllable word in our native language; it's awful. How can I get them to accept aunt and uncle?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Does anyone want to tell him that Jason Bourne isn't actually real?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son is 14, coping with identity issues; he mentioned girls in his English class say whatever they want and blast the 'straight white men' for being part of the patriarchy. I fear he may be influenced by pathetic incels. How can I help him?"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My cheapskate buddy paid me in crypto rather than actual money. It's hit 700x the value & now wants me to return it all & get paid invoice. What do?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's former Pentagon (acting) chief wants to know why Joe Biden isn't dealing with attacks on American Forces that Trump ignored
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Mon May 03, 2021
(River City News)
 
 
 
Miatch McConnell being pulled apart like a wishbone over infrastructure: Brent Spence Bridge linking Kentucky to Ohio is woefully inadequate, but Turtle doesn't want to raise taxes to pay for it
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Speculate all you want about her roles and parts but Christina Hendricks is a confirmed 46 today
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
They want both kinds - country AND western investors
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that America just wants a normal boring president after four years of a Twitter in Chief
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Feel free to photoshop my outfit to fit your favorite team. I don't want anyone hating me"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You're not as open-minded as you think you are
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Why does socializing feel so awful right now?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
If you want the public to forgive you for promoting the Big Lie and stoking insurrection, shouldn't you at least apologize first?
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Sun May 02, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
How many people want Medicare For All? Nice
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"We want to retire in a place with a low cost of living, no humidity and no colder than 50 degrees - I freeze easily. Where should we go?"
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(AARP)
 
 
 
While I see a button the dog can press for want, I don't see one for steak
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Want to be the first on your block to own a Tesla solar power roof? Hope you got a lot of cash you're willing to part with
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Virgin wants to open up and let everyone in
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Irish supermarket knows how to lure in the job applications after hilarious job advert listing unwanted qualities
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On Paul's Memory Bank tonight (8PM EDT), Connie and Osgood are vying to be elected cheerleader, Liz wants to hire an interior decorator and engineering teams designing a road to link North & South America are disappearing over the Andes
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tiffany's feeling a little insecure, wants to put a ring on it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former deputy admits to beating Black suspects for "sweet stress relief", dropping N-bombs, and wanting Blacks charged with felonies so they can't vote. But his lawyer says he "isn't a bigot or racist"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Zombie cat wants chicken instead of brains on Caturday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Great news for Fark, booze is getting cheap. Alas, you have to fly down to the land where every plant and animal wants to eat you
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Fri April 30, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Ever catch part of a movie or TV show but have no idea what it was? Have you always wanted to know the name but had no idea how to find it? Describe what you saw and let's see if Fark can figure it out
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wants Herschel Walker to join him in doomed venture. This is not a repeat from 1983
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(Iowa Public Radio)
 
 
 
Iowa doesn't want its prisoners reading
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(Axios)
 
 
 
How about this, warhawks, if you want to continue fighting useless, disastrous wars then go fight them yourself
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell wants the Secretary of Education to remove the 1619 Project from federal funding and replace them with other "inclusive" methods. "Turtle Power" has a nice ring to it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'll take endorsements NOBODY wants for $1000, Alex
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How to socialize again after the pandemic. I mean, seriously. You just type what you want to say in the box and then click "add comment," I don't see what's so hard about that
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
You want to strike oil, kid? I have one word for you. Plastic
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Bret Michaels claims that he wanted Slash in Poison over C.C. Deville. Which is sort of liking a Mercedes over a Yugo
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Teledoc sees ill numbers as people don't want to call sitting in front of their computers for hours the waiting room
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Joe Biden said that he was not briefed about the search warrants executed at Rudy Giuliani's apartment, and he doesn't want to be briefed. Not my job, mon
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The case for a national vacation week. Sponsored by National Lampoon
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists want to use "chronoculture" to exploit plant's circadian rhythms, or maybe(adjusts aluminum hat)... they just want to weaponize Daylight Saving Time. BWA HA HA HA
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Mmmm... Lab grown meat
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
A new study out of the University of The Blindingly Obvious in the U.K. wanted to see if there was a connection between kinky sex and drugs. Captain Obvious last seen in a leather cowl carrying a whip
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My mom added me to her bank accounts before she died. Do I have to admit to my siblings what a greedy SOB I am?
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wants you to know that he doesn't know what the feds were looking for when they raided Rudy's apartment. Just saying
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife has gotten clean and sober and she's a whole new person that I despise; she's no fun and a bit of a sourpuss. How can I get my fun wife back without her drinking?"
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
10 places where you wouldn't want to live
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Scottish Tories seem to be counting time wasted very closely. Or they, for some strange, un-known reason, really wanted to post a specific number, that by complete coincidence is also frequently used as a neonazi signal
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Florida man clearly tired of waiting to be in a headline, carjacks own car because if you want something done right, well
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(Axios)
 
 
 
DC police officer wants his body cam video released - to prove that January 6 was an incredibly violent insurrection, not the hug-and-kissfest certain people want you to think it was
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
PA State Police trooper: "If an individual [...] says, 'No, I don't want you to search my car,' it could be an additional indicator [of illegal activity]," said to motorist who refused his request for a search while trooper is searching his car
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft fails once again to give the people what they want: Comic Sans
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Legendary wants Godzilla VS Kong director Adam Wingard to do the monster mash again
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Want to keep cool? Can't afford a pool? Don't be a fool. Use this farm tool
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am a happily child-free woman in my 30s, and I have a group of dear friends I've been close with since college. One is having a child. I find the idea of pregnancy horrific, and I do not like children, babies, and toddlers. How can I pretend to?"
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(Slate)
 
Weeners
 
♫ Leprosy / parts keep falling off of me / I'm not half the man I used to be / help, my girlfriend's kink is my leprosy ♫
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Some dogs don't like the way you throw, just want to keep the ball for themselves
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Another actor wants to be California governor
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(Komo)
 
 
 
If the Seattle underground tour is on your bucket list you might want to get certified for scuba diving
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Tue April 27, 2021
(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Good: Under its third generation of family ownership, store in Hawaii turned 100 last year. Bad: Perhaps you heard of a pandemic? Fark: Locked-down Hawaiians wanted to fish, so business went up 20%
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
You guys want to go see a dead body, on the big screen?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If you want an unhealthy bush, head for Australia
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Irish Taoiseach Micheal Martin dodges call of nature from gibbon on visit to Dublin Zoo after it reopens. Apparently the primate had been holding it in for the 244 days since it closed
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
THIS is the a-hole you definitely want to avoid. Shouldn't be too hard to identify
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Now that we've got a tie game, who wants to see some dingers?
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
You want Hubble photographs? We got your Hubble photographs right here and... OMG, it's full of stars
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Federal Courts: The Trump Administration's "public charge rule" is illegal. Trump Administration: SCOTUS, we want you to hear our appeal. SCOTUS: OK. Biden: On second thought, we're good. Red State AGs to SCOTUS: can WE appeal? SCOTUS: LOL, no
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I want to get a huge tattoo but my girlfriend is opposed to the idea and I really want to blow money on what she thinks is a bad idea. If I get it, will she be mad and leave me?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend and I have been together four years, and we're talking about getting married and starting a family. But he gets irrationally and extremely angered at little things. Will this make him a bad father?"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hottie, 28, offered "random citizens" lap dances and then asked cops if they wanted to "bang" on sidewalk. Just another Saturday night in St. Petersburg
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Mon April 26, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's almost like they want civil rights leaders to arise from their graves and kick their asses
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Caitlyn Jenner who supported Trump before opposing him has surrounded herself with Trump acolytes for her gubernatorial run. Does these mean she really wants to win or that she really wants to lose?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Fitbit announces a new fitness tracking product. Bringing them to a total of 3 smartwatches, 7 wrist trackers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The pandemic irrevocably altered family life, and there are things that parents want to keep going. What, if anything, do you hope remains in the family dynamic from this year of hell?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fans outraged at multiple omissions in the Oscars "In Memoriam" tribute, including the notable absence of Jessica Walter. Do you want rants? Because this is how you get rants
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Workplaces closing again? But I want my cheap made-in-China craaaaaaap
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Technically three, if you include chips or your fingers
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My sister's home is in foreclosure, so she's moving in with our parents. She posted on Facebook that she deserves their home. Could I be charged as an accomplice 'after the fact?'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
15 volunteers lived in a cave for 40 days with no phones, clocks or sunlight. Two-thirds of the volunteers say they want to stay in the cave
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russian and Chinese propaganda have been appearing on U.S. broadcast programming. Now the FCC wants you to know which programs are airing it
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you won't take your vaccine, there are millions of starving people in India who want it
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Sun April 25, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do you want karate?
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Now that the lockdown has been lifted, Hawaiians wants all the tourists to stay away
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brits will get cheaper Australian wine in new UK/AU free trade deal. And Australians will be able to buy as much Marmite as they want. So that's three jars then
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The orders came in whispers. The go juice was loaded out. The pilots worked the weekend, should the rioters start to shout. Records were erased. And the bird never flew. But if you're in CA, someone wanted to send an F-15 after you
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Formula E has its first race on a proper race circuit. Let's see how it went...oh my
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Sat April 24, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"If anyone wants to watch an NBA game, don't come to Linnie's Pub. We will not air them until Lebron James has been expelled from the NBA." Good luck with that
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
♫ Whiskey liquor want to buy / Won't let the price tag torture me / But my credit was denied / Any y'all want to split this tab with me? ♪
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(Premier League)
 
 
 
EPL Saturday starts with Liverpool v Newcastle, Pool will go top 4 with a win until the West Ham and Chelsea match gets settled. Brighton want to gain points from relegated Sheffield United. Matches start 7:30 am ET on Peacock/NBCSN
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
And by "probably", he means "definitely"
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Fri April 23, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
With Season 1 nearing a close, it's time for some uncomfortable truths to start coming out in Episode 7 of Invincible, 'We Need To Talk', now streaming on Amazon
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Example #147 why Inside The NBA is a national treasure
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Indonesia offers Musk an island to launch rockets from, but he's holding out for an extinct volcano
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you're a Republican Orthodox Jew in Virginia, you should know that your party doesn't want you participating in the nominating convention
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Police Unions Want You to Think Derek Chauvin Is the Only Bad Cop
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(Some Vegan Guy)
 
 
 
Walmart's vegan marshmallows: The treat you want, or the band name you wish you had come up with?
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Thu April 22, 2021
(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Want a COVID-19 vaccination? Come play the slots at West Virginia casinos no matter what state you live in and you can get one
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"W" on golf. "I played in my first year. Then when we had troops in combat I didn't play at all [...] because I didn't want some mother to see, you know, these kids in combat seeing the commander-in-chief out there playing golf. So I didn't play any"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady rips the new NFL jersey number rule, probably because he wants fewer TB12's
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Who hasn't wanted to spend a little time with Stifler's mom, AKA Jennifer Coolidge? Here's your chance
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ukraine wants Chernobyl to be a UNESCO World Heritage site. With photo that does and does not illustrate its case perfectly
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is how you make a passenger safety announcement aboard your flight as a flight attendant if you want to OWN the aisle
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Who wants to look inside Derek Chauvin's new forever home?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I fell in love with my fiancé a few years ago. His past includes significant drug use and petty crimes. He got clean and sober, but an old associate of his turned him in for past crimes. He is looking at some prison time. Should I leave him?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My child's school was full of misogyny and allowed sexual harassment to occur in a seventh grade classroom. As I was one of the parents who spoke against it, the school wants me to lead the effort to change. I don't think it should be me. What do?"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to drive Silverstone, today's your blocky day
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Netflix thinks people will want to watch a biopic about a bunch of men dressed as space clowns who somehow achieved major success in the 70s around one mediocre song
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife won't stop posting about our children on social media and it's driving me insane. How can I get her to stop?"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Want to own the mansion Ralph Macchio's character lives in on Cobra Kai? Well, it's for sale, but it's in Georgia
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
The real reason why there's no grape ice cream on the shelf, even if your dog still wants steak
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Between the poisoning, prison camp, and denial of medical care, Alexi Navalny's supporters are starting to think Putin might want him dead
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
West L.A. fadeaway. Little red light on the highway. Big green light on the speedway. I'm looking for a Chateau, 21 rooms but one will do. I don't want to rent it. I just want to use it for a minute or two. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen and the Secret to Happiness. "He knew exactly what he wanted to do with his life - make people laugh, smoke weed and hang out with his friends - and managed to turn those three goals into the organizing principles of his whole career"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Hold on Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber is the biggest pop star In the world." Do you want catfights? Because this is how you get catfights. CATFIGHT
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
China says it wants to launch its own Hubble-class telescope now that it's 30 years out of date and they've developed *cough*stolen*cough* the necessary technology
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indiana Department of Transportation wants you know how close they are to completion with the I-69 Finish Line. Nice
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"Unfortunately, I think the idea of security has basically been an excuse to limit access," Captain Obvious tells Nate Silver's coven, but 538 also discusses the actual sort of election security which the GOP doesn't want to touch with a 39 foot pole
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Navalny extends his hunger strike, saying he wants his own doctors and is willing to go out-of-network to get them
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Everything you wanted to know about 8Chan but were afraid to ask
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(Inforum)
 
 
 
North Dakota governor signs law that allows you to kill anyone you want if you say afterwards that you felt threatened
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Mike Tomlin signs a new deal with the Steelers, saying he want to forge ahead into the post-Roethlisberger era
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The NYT wants you to know that it's OK that you turned into a porked-out lardbucket during the pandemic. Everyone did
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Trump wants you to know that he has a story no one ever heard about Russia
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"So you see, kids, sexual consent is like rubbing your milkshake in someone's face and then getting pizza for dinner when you want to touch their butt"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If the Governor issues an order to the cops which the cops wantonly and flagrantly ignore, doesn't it suggest that the cops don't listen to the Governor? Doesn't it also raise the important question of just who the hell cops DO get their orders from?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Sweet jumping catfish, WHYYYY?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some Australians want to end Covid-19 restrictions now because they fear those will "turn the country into North Korea". So they rather want to turn it into Brasil. Because what's one more deadly threat in a country like Australia, eh?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How to inform your wife that you want to be a stay-at-home dad
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Want to travel? Book now to save money
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you want to be RIPPED and don't mind blatant false advertising . . . you're gonna love this
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(Some Coffee Guy)
 
 
 
If one of the skills you wish you could put on your resume is, "really good at taking coffee breaks" . . . this is the time you might actually want to say that
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
The Coalition for App Fairness wants iOS app distribution & payments to work like Windows. Subby recently bought a Windows 10 laptop with S mode, so even Microsoft has a problem with this
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senators Cruz and Hawley know they can't derail the confirmation of Biden's DOJ nominees, but the mouth-breathers who form the GOP base for presidential primaries want to see them "stick it to the libs" and it's a bonus if they are women of color
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP is frustrated that nobody is paying any attention to its attempts to define Joe Biden as a doddering, ineffectual, senile loser of a president. It's almost like nobody wants to take them seriously anymore
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Taiwan wants long range missiles to strike deep in Chinese mainland if war ever breaks out. Winnie gonna be mad and he will need to upgrade his bunker made of honeycombs
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
With travel beginning to return Expedia tries to find the hot wire
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
You know you want to wear one, don't you?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you don't want the cops interrupting your yard sale leave that hand grenade in the attic
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook wants Congress to write laws how online services should make users' data available to transfer to other platforms (google, etc.). Oh BTW, it's already doing it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Look, if you want more chlorophyll in your diet, just eat more leafy greens. They're cheaper and better for you than any fancy "chlorophyll water"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci points out the paradox between GOP wanting restrictions lifted and GOP not wanting to be vaccinated
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Sun April 18, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
A majority of Americans want to end lifetime appointments for justices of the US Supreme Court
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Why in Sam Hell would I go to 'Chick-Fil-A' if I want chicken in New Orleans?"
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Binge-watch Netflix? Well, that's a reason why you're so poor, Poory McPoorperson. Here are 7 bad habits that rich people don't have
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
How we get words like dagnabbit and dadgummit. It's a taboo deformation, and it's what we say when we can't say what we want to say. What do you say?
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Sat April 17, 2021
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) returns tonight. Mrs Conklin is trying to play matchmaker, Liz & Iris want to go to a dance and the boys refuse, and the crooked oil man Cheney is about to get his, then a new Superman story starts
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Man's best friend can detect coronavirus. Your dog wants steak and a vaccine
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Want to make $1,000? You will need to binge watch 'Fixer Upper' and other home improvement shows. Tim Allen approves
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Satanic Zionists Alan Greenspan and Henry Kissinger who committed a Satanic blood sacrifice of the Romanov Family want America to go to war with Russia because Russia broke its chains and got Jesus back
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Republicans struggle to make excuses for not actually wanting to provide infrastructure and jobs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former NATO top general : Putin has everything he needs if he wanted to attack Ukraine in place right now
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Want to know where weed culture is going? Here's a hint: LALALA
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(NASA)
 
 
 
You're going to want some weed for this one and turn the lights down low if you can. Leave the Floyd for later
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(KATV Little Rock)
 
 
 
If you want to get your cat neutered, make sure your veterinarian has the official I Can Tell the Difference Between Ears and Genitals seal of approval
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi says if you want power, you must take it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Harlan Ellison wins a court case from beyond the grave against a greedy bank wanting to just take his money. Now estate costs can be paid and a nonprofit in his name funded
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Massachusetts wants to pull the plug on Robinhood. Sheriff of Nottingham approves
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Some Rukus)
 
 
 
If you're a convicted felon riding a motorized scooter, creating a disturbance, and brandishing your gun in a Walmart, you may not want to broadcast it on Facebook live
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Or employers can offer a wage that would make people want to work for them but that's just crazy talk
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Protip: if "Prince Harry" contacts you via social media and says he wants to marry you, it's probably not him
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian Farkers, are we really such prudes that we want to make this our summer election issue?
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Here's a map of the percentage of people by county in the US that are hesitant to get the covid vaccine. If you live in North Dakota, you may want to think about moving
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
During lockdown 74yo Flanders man forgets he should be telling kids to get off his lawn, instead invites them to play in his garden. Rod and Todd think there are demons there, will stay in the house
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Your fox wants steak
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans want to ban TikTok on all Federal devices so their colleagues don't get caught up in sex scandals so easily
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadians Conservatives decide they want a Section 7 fight that nobody asked for. In Americanian, Section 7 means Roe v Wade
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband wants to make every debate an intellectual exercise, so he always asks me to 'cite proof' or 'reveal my sources' when all I really want is to smack him. How can I debate a madman like this?"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Rural Americans don't trust or want the Covid-19 vaccine
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Nimby group wants smelly noisy pot farm to go away. They can't enjoy outside time anymore and the Cheeto bills are getting high
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your dog wants a raise, stock options and an extra week of vacation
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(Politico)
 
 
 
10 'Moderate' Republican Senators are pissed that they can't demonize Biden and that the Media is telling the American public while Republicans claim they want to compromise they really only want to obstruct. Politico feels their pain
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshots: How bad do you want to prevent the 'beetus?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your robotic dog wants beer
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
In The Burger Wars, Burger King was gaining on McDonald's -- until the pandemic hit. In 2020, you did not want it your way
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Watch this Hellcat driver with poor judgment and too much horsepower
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Want to steal money? Go where it is. It's not rocket science, Batman
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
People want to work, just not for YOU
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The Zodiac Killer and Slenderman want to break up Major League Baseball, creating rare Sports/Politics cross-posted headline
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If there is a movie you want to see remade, what movie would it be?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it was a right-wing group that spread the lie that Black Lives Matter stormed the Iowa capitol
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Tue April 13, 2021
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
If you want to set up a successful grow house, you need to first eliminate the competition. Isn't that right, Mr. Landlord?
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(KIWA Radio)
 
 
 
Don't want to be in the hotel business anymore? Hire the best arsonists
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(Classic FM)
 
 
 
Stately British manor house, which recently received £20,800 grant through UK Cultural Recovery Fund, wants to pay musicians for its lavish Walled Garden Feast in sandwiches
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it turns out tattooing your eyeballs may have unintended consequences such as blindness
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
For some reason, Catherine Zeta Jones wants you to know what her closet looks like
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Verizon agrees with Happy, the only way to improve Human Resources is to eliminate the human element
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Hey, wanna blow a Qanonite's spine out their ass? Forward this article and ask if they want to rejoin reality now that Trump's admitted he's not the president anymore
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who's giving vaccines in Vermont? Midwives, dentists, and vets, oh, my
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Got a Commodore 64 laying around and want to make some money?
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
A nuclear blast to use against an earth-killing asteroid strike? You just know we want to go all Armageddon on one
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
If you're going to fraudulently collect $5.8 million in COVID-19 relief money and use it to buy luxury cars, Louis Vuitton merchandise, and more, then you might not want to go flaunting it on Facebook
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Go ahead, jump
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
India predicted to be the 'next Brazil' as COVID-19 cases skyrocket due to overcrowding and complacency. You really don't want to be labelled that during this pandemic
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Purina just released a cookbook for humans to make yourself meals that taste like the food you're serving your cat and I don't want to live on this planet anymore
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
So far over a third of the people in the US have gotten a Coronavirus shot, let's hope another third gets theirs soon. Forget about the last third as they don't want one anyway
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(Wired)
 
 
 
This little gizmo wants to determine your farts by your breath. One huge problem: any amount of drinking confuses it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mother-in-law constantly insists on cooking, and while you'd think that would be great, it isn't because she sucks at cooking. Like it's completely inedible. How can I tell her to improve her cooking or stop altogether?"
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Sun April 11, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Fans of Birds of Prey want a Black Canary spinoff to find her facing her greatest nemesis, a coal mine
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
In case you don't want to be sports entertained by Wrestlemania, NASCAR will sports entertain you with short track night racing from Martinsville, assuming the rain holds off. UPDATE: It didn't. Coverage now starts at 4 PM ET due to rain delay on FS1
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Introverts don't want to go back to the Old Normal after the pandemic is over
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Sat April 10, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
You're out! Finished! Expelled! I want you off this campus Monday morning! Well? Well? Out with it
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(Reddit)
 
 
 
♫ I want my baby bat baby bat baby bat baby bat ♫
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
I double majored in Art History and Cannabus production
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Because people want a livable wage?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell, pictured here watching an orphanage burn, outraged that Biden wants to expand the Supreme Court
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In his first public remarks since being accused of trafficking and solicitation, Gaspedal Gaetz quotes Margaret Thatcher: "If you want something done, hire a woman"
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Roller Rink Manager wanted. $200k/year, $40k bonuses, housing and expenses included
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Adidas wants you to step on Legos
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"Being a military veteran, I did not want to see his career ruined over one erroneous decision" is the ending of Officer Gutierrez's police report describing an incident that should actually have a negative impact on the officer's career instead
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
So Total Fark for the whole family?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
America's brother decides that they want to be as cool as the USA
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Biden wants to make the Supreme Court extra supreme
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sooooooo you're saying there's a chance?
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. to try and put the genie back in the bottle, will require you to go to the theater if you want to see sparkly Batman
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Pop quiz: How many Metro Transit Police does it take to violently subdue a 90-pound woman?
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Biden Administration wants to ratchet up the tensions by sending warships to the Black Sea to counter the Russian military build-up near Ukraine
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sery Kim, a Korean-American GOP candidate for Congress who said of Chinese immigrants, "I don't want them here at all," has gotten exactly the support from her fellow Trumpers that you would expect (NSFW text)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The biggest Dick's ever erected will let you drive your balls and wants to get pounded by the foot. Customers are being told a wordplay department may be coming soon but to hold back for just a bit longer
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Screenwriter of Batman v Superman wanted his name removed from Justice League after the studio rejected his idea that all the mothers of the characters be called Martha
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Thu April 08, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What Gaetz wants, Gaetz getz. In this case sex with a teen by Venmoing her via his sex-trafficker buddy
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
If you don't want to hear all of the racists things that some 12 year old is screaming at you while playing Call of Battlefield but still want to hear some of them Intel has the solution for you
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
It's Rex Manning Day. You know you want to celebrate
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Everybody wants to go away. And I will tell you, the next best thing to actually going away is planning a vacation. And that's what a lot of people seem to be doing right now"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Greg Gutfeld, the love child of Gilbert Gotfried and a jackal, calls American teachers "corrupt, incompetent, and lazy" for wanting to be protected from Covid-19
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband refuses to let me teach our baby my native language. I say bilingual skills are a benefit and he disagrees. Which of us is right, and how do I get him to change his mind?"
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent wants to know why the country didn't shut down for the previous 18 Covids. Sadly this isn't an article from The Onion
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(Wired)
 
 
 
She called off her wedding. It hurt her as you would imagine. She wanted to forget, heal. Internets algorithms wouldn't let her. Forget. So writes about the pain. That she wants to forget. Years later. First-person. In national media. To forget
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(NFL)
 
 
 
'Deep Thoughts' by Josh Allen
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why you're a hypocrite for wanting to boycott Georgia and not all the other states that are just as bad
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend admitted to me he doesn't like my children, and it's becoming an issue between us. Should I ask him to move in with me to see if that would make him realize my kids are great?"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Want to get into the $4.5 billion massage parlor industry? Well you can work as a manicurist or a waitress which pays between $200 to $2,000 per month ...or become an illicit massage worker and make $200 on a good day or around $1,000 a week
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
People have gotten so used to working from home that 34% say they'd start looking for a new job if they have to start going into an office again
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My seven year-old's best friend is constantly proselytizing about being a Mormon and needing to save our souls. It's like having a religious Owen Meany running around. How can I stop the insanity before it infects us?"
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Khan wants to legalize cannabis in London, seize the Genesis Device for himself
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
LSU athletic official Sharon Lewis claims she was harassed by the University in an effort to silence her after reporting ex-coach Les Miles, and you don't even want to KNOW what they did to Lamb Chop
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Gwinnett County Solicitor Brian Whiteside: "You want to make it illegal to give water to people standing in line to vote? Then come charge them yourself, biatch." *mic drop*
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
CHAMPIONS Quarter-finals start with Real Madrid taking on Liverpool, and Man. City hosts Borussia Dortmund. Citeh want to win everything, while Liverpool's season comes down to this. Match time 3:00 PM ET on CBS All access/Paramount+/TUDN
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Want to go to school here? Be vaccinated. Surely no one will have a problem with this
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Maybe the Angels fans just wanted to take out the trash?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend always wants to have a critical discussion about the sex we had immediately thereafter. Is there a way I can get the post-coitus breakdown rescheduled?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's very early in today's "Well, there it is..." race, but we may already have a winner
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My child is terrified that a mass shooting will occur at school and is constantly paralyzed by that fear. How can I soothe and pacify while working at dismissing that fear?"
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Mon April 05, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You don't want to be near fire when you're made of marshmallow
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Much like your mother, Georgia Republicans want it both ways
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Your meme creators want NFTs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This is your daily reminder to only ask Jen Psaki a loaded question if you want to be publicly humiliated
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently nobody wants to support George Floyd's murderer in the courtroom
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(MissouriNet)
 
 
 
A Missouri lawmaker wants to make it easier to kill students with measles and whooping cough
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If the death cult wants to die, let them
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
According to Fox News, criticizing Matt Gaetz for pedophilia and wanting him held criminally liable is "puritanical"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Do walkers on escalators bother you? Then you might want to move to Japan. And while you're there, be sure to check out the incredible variety of Kit-Kats they have
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Bronx congressman wants billions for NYC public housing, which under NYC budgeting will totally buy three whole air conditioners - with enough left over for the DeBlasios to pick up something nice in the Hamptons
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
The Sun's U.S. edition reveals everything you'd want to know about the stimulus check you have yet to receive. Talk about reliable sources
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
After Covid, some people just don't want to go back to "normal"
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Now all the kids want beeping eggs
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is, he supposes, soliciting suggestions for coping mechanisms for knowing (fearing?) he'll never be good enough for a casual or romantic sexual or platonic relationship; and subby has already been though therapy, thank you
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Surely no one wants to watch a new Black Widow trailer
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Are you an anti-vaxxer that wants to attend Cornell University? Well, there's always Harvard
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Want to learn how to surf? Why not learn from the GOAT? And no, that's not an acronym
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Sat April 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kid makes bow-ties for adoptable dogs in shelters. After all, "who wouldn't want to adopt a dog wearing a bow tie?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After undercover investigation, FBI and DEA raid Beverly Hills company that provided small secure and private boxes. Included in article: the in no way suspicious advertisement "we don't even want to know your name"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today is the 95th birthday of Gus Grissom. He flew the second American space mission, commanded the first crewed Gemini mission, and many in NASA wanted to put him for the first lunar landing. No candles please as it is not funny
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
EPL is back with Chelsea and West Brom followed by Leeds U and Sheffield U. MOTD Leicester City vs Man. City. The Foxes want to shore up their top 4 position while Citeh look to keep winning. Last match Arsenal v Pool. Starting 7:30 AM ET on NBCSN
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
California will expose concertgoers to Covid beginning April 15
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(Flipper)
 
 
 
Ever see a dolphin stampede? Want to see one?
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Boy, conservatives sure hate cancel culture, which is why they suddenly want to cancel sports
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Republicans heading back to the 'Burbs. New slogans include: "I want to kill everyone", and "Satan is good, Satan is our pal"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Meet Alex Berenson - the Pandemic's Wrongest Man. On second thought, you probably don't want to meet him
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Protip, kids: if you're going to challenge the neighborhood cop to a game of basketball, might want to check and see if he's any good first
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(Chew Boom)
 
 
 
Little Caesars wants to buy the naming rights to you living room. No, really... they mean it. Hockey and crazy bread: serious business
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to sit through a 20 hour cut of a Tarantino flick? I mean besides rational people
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Attention whore receives some unwanted attention
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientist who transformed himself into the world's first cyborg says he has exceptional quality of life, wants to join the justice league
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Scientists confirm we live in a simulation and subby wants to speak with the simulation's manager
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chiefs propose new NFL rule giving more flexibility on jersey numbers. Why? So maybe college players can keep their old numbers OR because the Chiefs have retired so many numbers they're running out
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Air force tests out robot guard dogs. Your dog wants a battery charge
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Do you want Delta to move their headquarters out of Georgia? Because this is how you get Delta to move their headquarters out of Georgia
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Barcelona negotiating a transfer for Haaland; unclear why they want a new Interior Secretary
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In a move that would have been more helpful a year ago, the FDA authorizes two rapid, at-home COVID-19 tests
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Biden wants to build 'from the middle out.' If you've ever had a slice of pizza you know what he means
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Almost 90% of NCAA athletic directors don't want to pay their athletes to play
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for April 1 is 'wigged-out' as in: "I wanted to buy a new set of flowing gold locks, but sadly my haberdasher was wigged-out"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This year's "April Fools Day joke that a lot of people seriously want to really have" is Duolingo toilet paper
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(Metro)
 
 
 
There's always been kinked-up people with weird fetishists, then there's this husband who made his wife pretend to be amputee for sex and now wants to chop his own healthy limb off for more 'better' sex
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Roses are red / Violets are blue / It's National Poetry Month / and NPR wants poems from you
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter is taking AP Calculus and will take the AP test. The book is new; her teacher ignored several sections. My daughter reached out to the author and board and found out the sections are on the test. How do we correct her stubborn teacher?"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity whines that maybe he needs to leave Facebook because "I'm not wanted there." Really, are you wanted anywhere?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nobody wants to go to South Dakota anyway
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Biden to let tech worker Visa ban expire, according to reports. So if you're in tech and you want a new credit card, you're in luck
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Dog food company wants to pay people $27 an hour to look at pictures of puppies. Guess they never heard of Fark's weekly Woofday thread where you can look at pictures of dogs for free
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(NHL)
 
 
 
For the last day of March we have six games for Wednesday Night Hockey. Flyers-Sabres start us off at 7:30 PM ET on NBCSN, where Buffalo just want to win one. Other games include Leafs-Jets, Coyotes-Avalanche, and Flames-Canucks. It's go time
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico wants you to know if you elect a progressive candidate Mayor your city won't have working fire hydrants. SVR
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Your dog wants a second date
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More outrage from the party who believes companies should have unbounded freedom to serve whom they choose, because companies want to use vaccine passports to choose whom they serve
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: so you are arguing that you should pay no salaries to the workers who are making the you billions on the theory that consumers want you pay your workers nothing? NCAA - Yea, pretty much that
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Those "new" restaurants you've been online ordering from last week, like "Send Noods" or "Farking Good Pizza"? The food may have come from the same place. Your dog still wants the steak
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Wendy Rittenhouse sad that Lyn Wood doesn't really care about Kyle, wants an audit of nonprofit that paid Kyle's bail to see where his money went
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Catholic Church lobbied against suicide prevention hotline because it included help for LGBTQ community. Just like Jesus would have wanted, right?
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Anti-LGBTQ politician wants to make a book he's never read Tennessee's official state book
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Can Americans travel anywhere in the world they want?
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Anti-Vax Constitutionalist group protests at a hospital, where no arrests were made. Naturally they want the county sheriff to be removed anyway
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad news for electric cars in the USA. Also, Sasksatchewan might want to brace themselves for hate tweets from confused Tesla Stans
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