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headlines found matching 'Walmart'
Sat May 15, 2021
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
We have reached the peak of Mountain Dew
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Fri May 14, 2021
(WVNS TV)
 
 
 
Some businesses are now mask-free zones - except for the non-vaccinated. Because the non-vaccinated Americans are definitely the ones who have been the most diligent about wearing masks over the past year
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Police were initially suspicious because a video store was still in business in this day and age
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Thu May 13, 2021
(IGN)
 
 
 
Walmart and Target suspend sales of MLB, NHL, NFL and Pokemon cards because people are assholes and can't stop being dicks about collecting them
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Woman assaulted by meat at Walmart
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Mon May 10, 2021
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
When you think CVS you think Doritos, cigarettes, stale Easter candy, make-up, frozen pizzas, TP, batteries, etc., and on occasion Rxs. But therapists?
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Walmart is under threat by Target and Amazon and knows it, according to a leaked memo
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Fri May 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
You have to be Kiddeing. Your smoke detectors had one job... ONE JOB
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Lowe's says it's enlisting 'tastemakers' for a new home decor series. Walmart says they're no threat
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Yea, outran those cops five times, even Livestreamed it, but I had to stop at Walmart for some donuts
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Kanye v Walmart: battle for the butthole
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Tue April 27, 2021
(WKTV Utica)
 
 
 
Stealing moisturizer and women's underwear from Walmart is no way to go through life, Mr. Police Officer
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Did anyone really believe NASCAR would even consider making COVID-19 vaccines mandatory?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida couple claimed to have saved $2250 at Walmart by finding 50 weighted blankets on clearance for $5 each, marked down from $50. No word on why they needed 50 weighted blankets though
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Some Vegan Guy)
 
 
 
Walmart's vegan marshmallows: The treat you want, or the band name you wish you had come up with?
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Mon April 19, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
PEI has had enough of Ontario's shiat, reminds them Covid is real
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It now looks like GM's self-driving car, the Cruise, will combine not only the technological expertise and legacy of quality that GM is known for, but also the refinement and prestige that we all associate with Walmart
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Live Science)
 
 
 
"One possible explanation for this ancient cannibalism is that humans were easier to catch and more nutritious than other animals" - have they been to Walmart recently?
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Some Rukus)
 
 
 
If you're a convicted felon riding a motorized scooter, creating a disturbance, and brandishing your gun in a Walmart, you may not want to broadcast it on Facebook live
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Ice cream inspired by soul food? You had my curiosity... but now you have my attention. And spoon. Won't be needing a bowl
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Thu April 08, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
WV Wal-Mart worker who stole $124,000 in gift cards is now facing 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine for each of 3 counts of wire fraud. Meanwhile, Derek Chauvin is about to walk free on murder charges
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Utica man celebrates release from jail by going to Walmart, stealing a pellet gun and attempting to steal two cars. Not sure but that might be called steaming hams
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
♫ It's peanut butter jelly time, it's peanut butter jelly time, it's peanut butter jelly time ♫
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Wed March 31, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Delta CEO blasts restrictive new Georgia voting law after activist pressure. Amazing how opinion changes after people threaten to boycott you
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Inflation is about to hit us all right where we'll feel it
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
COVID-19 vaccine passports are an incompatible Tower of Babel: each state/country that's implemented one so far has its own. Two competing standards boards are butting heads, pitting Microsoft, Walmart, & health records vendors vs. IBM and MasterCard
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
The taste testers at Heinz really need an intervention. Just stop it already
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Now that IT employees qualify for COVID vaccine they can't sign up for appointments with retail pharmacies. Due to not hiring enough IT employees to keep their sign up forms up to date on qualifications. Ironic tag says it doesn't qualify
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Excited wannabe 'Karen' anti-masker gets embarrassed after realizing she's being filmed ... at Walmart
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Instant Quaker Oatmeal - Now With 100% More Protein
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Amazon beats off Wal-Mart and Target to become America's #1 clothing retailer. No wonder we all look like crap
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Who threatens to bomb a Walmart? That's not a valid Target (AAAAAAAAAND that's my stupid joke submission for the night)
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Sat March 13, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Not sure the "buying these for the kids" excuse will cut it
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Tue March 09, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hey Florida Man you can't have sex with a unicorn .... in a Target store
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Tue March 02, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Target's the bomb, yo
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Mon March 01, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Good news, you don't need to spend $35 to get Walmart to substitute something totally different from what you ordered and drop it off at your house in less than 2 hours
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Costco CEO to Lindsey Graham: Dude, WTF is your problem with us raising wages to $15 a hour?
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Thu February 25, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Costco CEO sees better wages as a competitive advantage, raises starting pay to $16/hr
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Fri February 19, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
After the past year, I'm not saying it's right, but I understand
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tyson tries to knock out Covid, but supply shortages mean they'll probably just bite Covid's ear off instead
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Thu February 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
NOT NEWS: Humans have been baking bread for 30,000 years. NEWS: About 200 years ago, the French baked bread with a crisp crust. FARK: Now they want UNESCO "intangible heritage" status for something you can buy at Walmart for $1
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Walmart is hiking the wages of 425,000 of its employees to average about $15 a hour, but the starting wage is still $11 a hour
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Wed February 17, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Police, who had responded to the scene, said the couple had trouble explaining the $1,300 of stolen merchandise from Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, Giant Eagle, Macy's, DICK's Sporting Goods, Target, and Walmart which was found in their car
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Tue February 16, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Walmart participates in its own Brexit, sells Asda at roll back price
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Unlike your waistline, shopping at Costco is less than a shrinking experience
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Thu February 11, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Oh thank God, I was craving those" said absolutely NO ONE
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
A ten-loop Hot Wheels track and a GoPro? Yes please
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
You did this, Walmart Patrick Bateman
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Arizona man arrested after allegedly starting a fire inside a Walmart store in the city of Mesa, causing at least $6 million worth of damage. Police say the fire was contained to the printer ink section
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
'Stray bullet hits Walmart employee after strip club shootout spills onto Dale Mabry Highway'. It's not peak Florida but it's damn close
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's what happens to the products that are purchased online and then returned
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Sat January 30, 2021
(KTSM)
 
 
 
ICE deports El Paso shooting victim who came forward to help the investigation
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Geoffrey Giraffe killed by COVID, Amazon, Walmart, and Target
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
No refund, no peace
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"He always said, 'This way my baby, this is what I wanted,' he would want me to do it," she said. "I do it because I want to. It keeps me going every day"
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Science may have finally solved one of the great crises facing mankind: How to prevent French fries from getting soggy while they're being delivered
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Fri January 22, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Gabapentin: Do not mix with methamphetamine, alprazolam, or clonazepam. Side affects include hallucinations, hunting imaginary men in Walmart parking lots with a .50 muzzleloader. Ask your doctor if Gabapentin is right for you
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