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Mon September 26, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
4) Don't be over 45 or lie shamelessly about your age
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Sat September 24, 2022
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
You won't be driving a Ford lately
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Fri September 23, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet" -- Abraham Lincoln
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apple to take over sponsorship of the Super Bowl Halftime Show. Look for U2 to play that entire album no one asked for
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Wed September 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
In a huff over guns, 24 Republican state attorneys general threaten credit card companies with....... um, what exactly? You gonna ban credit cards in your states?
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Tue September 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
500 fall out of the Gap
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Mon September 19, 2022
(The Nation)
 
 
 
The Nation: "The coup is still in progress." The nation: "zzzzzzz"
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(Midland Daily Farking News)
 
 
 
LA journalism teacher farking suspended for farking refusing to censor farking student publication is farking unsuspended. Fark yeah
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Sat September 17, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The incredible inflatable egg
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Fri September 16, 2022
(Golf.com)
 
 
 
Apple and Amazon both tell the Bonesaw Tour "Thanks, but no thanks" on streaming rights
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Roevember is coming
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Why do conspiracy theorists get to post crazy shiat on Twitter?
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Thu September 15, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meanwhile NYC is pleased to announce the arsenic levels in the water at NYCHA apartments are, in fact, within "acceptable levels"
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Wed September 14, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Quiet quitting is generally defined as "not taking your job seriously." Also, quiet quitting will kill your grandmother
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Mon September 12, 2022
(W3IGG)
 
 
 
Celsius-themed Monopoly board game ships 2 months after Celsius filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy
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Thu September 08, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Facebook disbands team responsible for discovering possible harm in its products because Zuck never listened to them anyway
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Fusion cuisine is back and more intense than ever. Kinda, now it's called 'Chaos Cooking'
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
What are good examples of irony? Subby's example: Netflix runs on FreeBSD, but those who use FreeBSD can't watch Netflix
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Wed September 07, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
CERN may be Vlad's next victim. Not cool, man, Not cool
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Tue September 06, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
A closer look at the $1.6 billion lawsuit by Dominion that could bring down Fox News. Or, at least, some of its "stars"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CVS acquiring Signify Health for $30.50/share in cash or about 3.50/in² in receipt
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Mon September 05, 2022
(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Case study for large companies: hundreds of resignations due to full return to office mandate won't sink your company. Happy Labor Day, serfs
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Sun September 04, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
IRS to charitable organizations: We're sorry we made all your data public for the whole world to see. We dare you to complain though. LOL
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GM offers to buy out all of its Buick dealerships
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Thu September 01, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
We will do anything except increase immigration to boost labor force
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Mon August 29, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As Republican's Frankenstein Monster continues to wander the countryside, molesting helpless villagers and farking up primaries, his creators are worried he may blow their chance at taking back the US House
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Sat August 27, 2022
(CBR)
 
 
 
10:00 PM shows on NBC are soon to be a thing of the past
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Fri August 26, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Are you a disgraced white guy famous for making bad decisions and blowing shareholder money on outrageous parties? Here, have another $350 million
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Wed August 24, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Five days ago: Former insiders give Amazon Care health initiative a serious razzing on Washington Post. Today: Amazon Care pays a house call to Google Graveyard
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This may sound out of character for Oracle, but their executives are being described as "out of touch" for discussing their car collections in front of underpaid employees that are being laid off
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(McFARKer)
 
 
 
McDonald's is making this McChange to deal with McInflation
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Tue August 23, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
AMC stonk is going apesplit
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Mon August 22, 2022
(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Amazon planning on getting into healthcare business. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Raising a child is expensive, like $2,000 a pound
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Sun August 21, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
It's not as if you didn't have your chance, already
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Guessing C all the way down is, in fact, the way to pass the New York State Regents Exam in Algebra. Here comes the math. Just kidding, there's no math and nothing matters anymore
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Thu August 18, 2022
(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Genesis lays off 20% of its workforce. I *knew* they had a couple of guys backstage all this time
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
ProTip: You're doing it right. Keep it up
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Wed August 17, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Trying to have a real life outside of work? That's called quiet quitting, and you should be ashamed of yourself for daring to assume there's life outside of work
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Saudi dental hygienist and mother of two living abroad returns home and gets 3 years in prison for using Twitter and supporting dissidents. Oh Fark: wait, make that 34 years
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Tue August 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's time to stop letting married people have a tax break just because they're married. What, do they think they're better than us single people? And while we're at it, what's with all this child tax credit nonsense? Do the childless not matter, too?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Henry Kissinger says he fears the US is edging closer to war with Russia and China, partly on issues the US created, shocking people who had no idea he was still alive
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The Streaming Wars continue as Walmart+ adds Paramount+ to better compete with Amazon Prime
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Mon August 15, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
One state ruins air travel for the rest of the country
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(CNN)
 
 
 
*insert Kenan popcorn gif
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Murdochs sound nervous, could use human smiling lessons
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The founders of Three Arrows Capital named their $50 million yacht "Much Wow." What would y'all name your yachts before going from being worth $500 million to $604 after the eventual collapse?
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for August 15 is 'dilatory' as in: "During the American Revolution, pickle makers angry with British conservatives would often decide to dilatory"
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Fri August 12, 2022
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Remember when Apple was lauded for taking action to stop privacy intrusive apps? Here's a fun fact: they only did that after their attempts to extort money from Facebook failed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Walgreens is paying signing bonuses up to $75,000 to pharmacists. So if you like selling drugs and counting money, this might be the job for you
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Whole Foods CEO and co-founder John Mackey: "The socialists are taking over"
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Sure, high gas prices are bad, but is gas too low now?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
War game shows massive casualties in potential China/Taiwan conflict. So yeah, it's best not to play
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Wed August 10, 2022
(Art News)
 
 
 
We the People of the United States, for the first time ever, give our thanks to the CEO of a hedge fund for not letting a group of cryptobros buy the last copy of the U.S Constitution in private hands
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Hey, remember all those stories about how Fox News was turning on Trump? Yeah, their coverage of the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago should pretty much show that's not happening
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Mon August 08, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Just how many hedge fund managers live in Arizona anyways?
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Fri August 05, 2022
(CounterPunch)
 
 
 
Why small modular reactors are overhyped to the left; hype from nuclear fanboys to the right
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Thu August 04, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
AMC goes APE, boring
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Wed August 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 161 of WW3: Mykolaiv rocked by explosions from airstrikes. UKR welcomes Turkish arrival of 1st grain shipment to leave Ukraine since 2/24. First train departs under Donetsk mandatory evacuation. It's your Wednesday Ukraine war discussion
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
The right argument for a third party
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Sun July 31, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hailing frequencies closed, Captain
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Thu July 28, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Nobody's ever gotten to the bottom of 9/11"
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Tue July 26, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox News joins the Jedi
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Mon July 25, 2022
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
US government enters the chat
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
WWE hints that Vince McMahon actually banged a wholeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lot more employees than previously announced
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The four stages of Republican misinformation. (Hint: Stage 1 is not "Collect Underpants.")
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Sun July 24, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
Weeners
 
Elon farked Google co-founder Sergey Brin's wife. Brin retaliates by dumping his holdings in Elon's companies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you work for Fox News, don't ask Liz Cheney anything
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Sat July 23, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Day 150 of WW3: Zelenskyy downplays potential for ceasefire; Biden signs off on more weapons for Ukraine. It's your Saturday Ukraine war discussion
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Over 20 years later how did the Napster revolution affect lesser-known bands? "Simply put, the digital economy rewards the biggest acts, leaving the rest to chase the crumbs"
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Fri July 22, 2022
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Vince taps out
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Thu July 21, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
The GQP is frothy with rage that Democrats would dare put them on record voting for marriage equality right before the midterms
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Wed July 20, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson, Mr. July in the 2022 Klan Calendar and sock puppet for Australian mega-billionaire Rupert Murdoch, angrily denounces George Soros and unironically demands "is some foreign-born billionaire allowed to change our country fundamentally?"
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Mon July 18, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
In 2018 DHS bought location data harvested from apps on hundreds of millions of cell phones and used it to track more than 336,000 people, mostly for immigration purposes. Warrant? They don't need no stinkin' warrant. No, seriously, right now they don't
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
That mega Shanghai police database theft was helped greatly by the lack of password protection, as the software didn't allow for it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If we're being crushed by an inflation and heading straight for a recession, why are all the nation's banks making so much money right now?
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(Australian Financial Review)
 
 
 
More than half a trillion dollars has collectively been wiped away from the valuation of 20 fintech companies that had their IPOs in 2020 or later in recent months. But remember it's that 10% raise YOU got that's driving all this inflation
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Sun July 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Air travel continues to be an epic clusterfark, with airlines losing staff, canceling flights, stranding passengers, and abusing fees. So there's only one solution. Is it to nationalize the airlines? *reads article* Oh. No, it's to just get over it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"House that Hate Built" hits the market for $175,000,000. OxyContin not included
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Thu July 14, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bezos blinking in Amazon anti-trust Continental cases
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember that terrible story that we all thought couldn't get worse, and then it was updated, and we all realized that it COULD get worse? Well, there's another update, and it could get worse again
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Wed July 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
You might hear that a bottle of Champagne sold for $2.5 million and think, "Jesus, people are stupid," but that would only be before you heard that the bottle was adorned with a digital collectible Bored Ape
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Tue July 12, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Other than that, how did you like the speech, Mrs. Abe?
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Mon July 11, 2022
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Before Mountain Dew was a soda for slackers, it was simply the term for moonshine from the mountains of Tennessee and North Carolina. It was created in the 1950s by a guy who wanted something better for mixers. He utterly failed in that regard
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Netherlands on verge of making work-from-home legal right for employees, but I thought the red light district already did this?
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Fri July 08, 2022
(C|Net)
 
 
 
WILL Elon Musk actually commit to buying Twitter or not? WILL Twitter execs sue him if he won't? WHY does this need dramatic flourishes? SUBBY doesn't know
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Chinese government censoring any mention of 23TB Shanghai police record hack, so it must be true
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Tue July 05, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
I'm sorry Dave
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Mon July 04, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Hacker stole 23GB of data from Chinese police database encompassing 1 BILLION people, selling it for a mere 10 Bitcoin
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Fri July 01, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
We got him
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Crypto lender has a 99% off sale
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Thu June 30, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Buckle up, inflation not going to decelerate
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Tue June 28, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
CoinFlex: Jesus owes me money
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Give us all that funding, or else the chip shortage will continue"
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
*Yoink* [temporarily]
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Crypto hedge fund" and "default" sure do seem to be the new synergy
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Fri June 24, 2022
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
You thought that Apple would protect your privacy? LOL
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Methheads and other petty criminals are less incentivized to steal your copper pipes and wiring. Economists say this is a bad thing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Yeah, about that job offer"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Donald who? President of where? Never heard of the guy. Nope. Now this Ron DeSantis guy
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Thu June 23, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Here's the now Florida Man who paid a record-breaking $173M for a Florida property
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico says relax, there are a bunch of old White guys the DNC can help win the nomination if Biden decides not to run in 2024
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Seven....SEVEN law firms investigating the WWE....HA HA HA
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Who says droids don't have the capability to be delusional?
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
FDA to order Juul to take e-cigarettes off the market in the US, but their rival Vuse Solo e-cigarettes was given permission to keep operating because their name is spelled differently
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Jerry Hall filing for divorce from Rupert Murdoch, presumably after she realized she was married to Rupert Murdoch
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Tue June 21, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Feds looking to increase profits for tobacco companies by making smokers smoke more
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Sat June 18, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Shields Down
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Delta restricts lounge access to people with scheduled departures in the next 3 hours. Nobody sane wants to be at the airport more than three hours early anyway, so this is... an outrage
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(AOL)
 
 
 
They're going to find out it was Stephanie, aren't they?
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
We have investigated ourselves and have found no systemic issue with harassment. ~ Activision
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
DOW crosses 30,000 threshold
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Wed June 15, 2022
(The Spun)
 
 
 
Who could have guessed that a billionaire who made female talent bark on their hands and knees in the ring would have paid out millions of dollars in NDA's to women he had affairs with
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Mon June 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Faux News to show today's January 6 hearing live, presumably because Tucker and Hannity can't come out of their coffins until sunset
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Sheryl Sandberg may have leaned in a bit too greedily and too deep
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Sat June 11, 2022
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
After a five decade territorial skirmish, in which many Canadian & Danish [flags & booze] were taken prisoner during the dispute, Canada will now have a second land border neighbour
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Motivated by financial benefits of putting on a less punchable face and becoming Tom Brady TV rich, Aaron Rodgers resolves to become more likable in 2022
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Wed June 08, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You just have to figure out if it's lateral or lingual
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Foreign gifts to the US looted by looting looter
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Mon June 06, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Romano's Macaroni Grill order, in addition to containing grilled macaroni, now has a $2 fee to "offset macroeconomic pressures"
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Fri June 03, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Yeah we're gonna be needing some more of those 'I Did That' stickers. No, not for gas stations
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Thu June 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Top Gun: Maverick" has officially recognized Taiwan
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Wed June 01, 2022
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Movie theaters worried about popcorn shortage. For our Millennial readers, a movie theater is a place you pay to watch a stranger's TV. For our Gen Z readers, a TV is a large phone that doesn't have any social media accounts
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
OPEC+ - Russia
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Owner of Massachusetts ice cream parlor says customers waited in a 45-minute line because of not enough staff. Raising his pay rate and taking down his insane casting call about giving up fun with your friends all summer are not planned solutions
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