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Mon November 30, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Wall Street wonders how bad the economy will get...while popping champagne bottles for crossing new trading thresholds weekly
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Fri October 30, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
It's hard to tell how serious Wall Street really is about climate change. Somebody needs to ask their hookers and blow dealers
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Thu October 29, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The story of Paige Jennings, a Wall Street intern who found herself on the way to adult film stardom but chose instead to walk away
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Wed October 28, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, Wall Street actually has a market Crash Confidence Index along with a nifty chart and you'll never guess what it's signalling
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Mon October 26, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Trump Had One Last Story to Sell. The Wall Street Journal Wouldn't Buy It"
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
[Wall Street]: F
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Hedge fund billionaire says there's no such thing as a free market. All markets have rules. You'll find that out quickly if you go to Wall Street and say, I'm making up the rules for your market. Should be Borat's next movie
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Fri October 23, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
The Wall Street Journal's news section publishes article refuting claims about Biden made in a WSJ opinion piece
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Thu October 15, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Citigroup moves to acquire New York City in an all stock deal that values Manhattan at $13.20
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Gates on coronavirus: "All we have is our behavior, wearing masks." So, we're boned
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
On February 24th when Trump was lying to the American people and telling them the Coronavirus "is very much under control in the USA" Senior WH officials were meeting with GOP donors and Wall Street execs and telling them "SELL Mortimer, SELL"
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Wed October 14, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
UnitedHealth's doing a lot better than you are
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's that? A pharmaceutical plant involved in "Operation Warp Speed" for development of COVID-19 treatments has serious quality-control violations? Fetch me my fainting goat
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Tue October 13, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mets to get more anal...ytical under Steve Cohen
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Sun October 11, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hour?
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Fri October 09, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wall Street now seeing green in blue
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Investors expect the new 5G iPhones to fly off the shelves
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Millennials are down with Mrs. Folger, says Smucker
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wall Street and big banks are willing to accept higher taxes and regulation if it means not being subjected to the whims of a lunatic
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Mon October 05, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Give me money, give me sex. Give me food and cigarettes. Oh what to do, not to feel and who are you? You broke my heart, it came in two. I go out on Monday, looking for a Tuesday. Nothing ever makes much sense. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Market is dumb
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Sun October 04, 2020
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Senator Pat Toomey (R-PA) announces that he will retire from politics in 2022
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Fri October 02, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer of CNBC - This is fine
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tesla sales surge, drive off by themselves amid global demand
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Thu October 01, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Now that everyone from the star of The Star Wars Holiday Special to Weird Al have weighed in on the white supremacist infomercial, let's get back to the important stuff: who does Donnie Proud Boy owe $421 million?
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Tue September 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The next pandemic hot spot? Wall Street
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Matt Drudge is out of f*cks to give
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Mon September 28, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Forbes crunches the numbers, and it turns out that Donald Trump is a billionaire after all. Well, in a certain sense
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Fri September 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently, Wall Street likes socialist Joe better than it likes Donnie by five times
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(Some PBS web slinger)
 
 
 
The practicalities of Spider-Man not being in New York. "We don't have buildings that are tall enough or that are close enough together... to accommodate Spider-Man in the same sort of way that we would recognize from a movie"
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Thu September 24, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
One of Biden's first big plans is to expand the Child Tax Credit from $2k to $3k. Parents, please remember to spend this money on your kids, mmmkay?
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Wall Street has fears about major volatility and market losses ahead of the election and Supreme Court fiascos. The rest of America tunes up their tiny violins
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(Wired)
 
 
 
From the Wall Street market to PillCosby, the whack-a-mole assault on the Dark Web trundles onwards
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Mon September 21, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Another quarter, another Elon Musk "Coffee is for closers" email
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wall Street: Wait, there's a virus killing and maiming people all across the land, and we've mostly been ignoring it for the past 2 months?
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Sun September 20, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Market bull says U.S. is the best place to invest - cites less froth, santorum
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Thu September 17, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Weekly jobless claims come in 860k vs 875k expected. Continuing claims come in at 29.8m, vs 1.5m for the same week last year
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Tue September 15, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Wearing masks, holding onto their butts
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Police brutality bonds" are, unsurprisingly, literally big business
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYSE to remind NJ that with a click of a mouse they can just as easily run their electronic trading systems from a state that won't tax financial transactions
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(Hudson Valley Post)
 
 
 
The rare Hudson River shark sighting, not to be confused with those guys who circle around Wall Street
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Wall Street goes Krogering as sales jump almost 14%
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Uh ... because they love him more than sex? And almost as much as money
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peloton sales up 172% in the quarter despite news that riding bikes outside is also pretty safe
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Thu September 10, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
TikTok admits to blocking certain LGBT hashtags in Russian and Arabic countries, which explains why Moldovan teens are stuck Flossing and doing the Running Man in between Slav Squats
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Citi names Jane Fraser as first woman to head up a major US bank. Lilith inconsolable, plots revenge
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Tue September 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nikola automotive shares jump 53% on news of GM's invesment. As if naming your carmaker after a little-known Croatian scientist is ever going to pan out
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Is this the real reason Trump won't release his taxes?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Netflix will be heading into the office 12 hours after a vaccine is approved, according their CEO Reed Hastings
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Sun September 06, 2020
(E! Online)
 
 
 
I don't know who is right, but there's a lot of forehead in this story
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Fri September 04, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Economists increasingly worry about K-shaped economic recovery that favors the wealthy, as opposed to all those other non-existent economic recoveries that favored the poor
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
UnderArmor is proud to give its employees a holiday on a holiday. Don't break your arm patting yourselves on the back, there, guys
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Wed September 02, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wear your mask, wash your hands, keep your distance, so the Little Green Men can't give you coronavirus 5G mind control antennas
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Tue September 01, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street has its best August since 1984. That means the economy is great, it's morning in America again and Trump is president for life
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Larry Flynt gets the last laugh on Jerry Falwell Jr
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dow Jones Industrial Average becomes less industrial starting today. Your stock portfolio ... oh, you don't have one? Well how about a 401k? .... Oh ... Never mind
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Sat August 29, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dear Penthouse: I'm a happily married woman, but for the last 30 years I've had a thing for sleeping with a bear
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
That extra $1000/month you didn't know what to do with? You should invest it says Wall Street
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sure everyone thought it would be some casserole concoction from Chicago, but it is the coronavirus pandemic that has killed the New York slice
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Which begs the question: What would a magician want with rental property?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Weekly unemployment claims hits 1m as expected, 27m still receiving some sort of assistance vs. 1.6m this week last year
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sales reports record earning, surpassing even Wall Street estimates, so naturally they're going to lay off about 1000 workers
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(CNBC)
 
Weeners
 
Wall Street crushed by dicks
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
You remember how the CEO of Goya confused everybody by endorsing Trump? Well, it turns out he had a very good reason for doing that -- he was trying to harm his company to make it less appealing to companies trying to take it over and push him out
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Wed August 19, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump visits Iowa and doesn't even take the time to check out the devastation wrought by climate change, covid-19, the economy or the mass amount of red hats no longer worn
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Mon August 17, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ol' Joe is going to blow the extra money from his new job upgrading his ride to an electric Corvette
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Wait, I'm confused. If Joe Biden is an ultra liberal who's going to destroy America and turn everyone into socialists and BLM looters, why is Wall Street giving him more money than they're giving Trump? Something doesn't add up. It's very strange
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(Fark)
 
 
 
According to the Wall Street Journal, Summer '20 doesn't have an anthem yet. You know what you have to do, Fark
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Sun August 16, 2020
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
♫ Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew? Cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two. The candy van can ♫
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Sat August 15, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Advanced windmill cancer claims Trump's brother Robert
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Grift Only President of the Grift Only Party prosecutes fewest insider trading cases in decades
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"As with pretty much any story in The Wall Street Journal, each anecdote is often a mini-tale of a privileged person getting owned. This is, of course, one of the main pleasures of reading The Wall Street Journal"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
In a civilized country, Harris would be considered a conservative
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
For the first time since mid-March U.S. weekly jobless claims fall below one million
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Wed August 12, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Precedential Stonks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Biden/Harris ticket will bring Wall Street and the radical socialists together
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Kanye West hung out with best buds Jared Kushner and Dr. Emilio Lizardo last weekend to finalize plan to sink Biden
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ari Fleischer is speaking for the Black community and he can tell you that they are not very excited about Harris VP pick at all. It's not historic like when Bush elevated Coleman Powel now that was historic
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
One main reason why Joe Biden picked Kamala Harris for the VP slot is that she will feed Mike Pence to the shredder in the Vice Presidential debate
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bankers backing Biden, surely this proves that Biden is the choice of Wall St not Main St and we must vote Trump to ensure that bankers will continue to make money and then the money will trickle down to real Americans instead of going to rich banks
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
While you were foraging for salt, the elites saw their stonks hit all time highs on expectations of more trickle up
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Mon August 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The US money supply, which has never risen more than 15% in a quarter, rose 23% in Q2 of 2020. This is sparking fears of inflation among experts since, you know, that is literally the textbook definition of "how you cause inflation"
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Fri August 07, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP puts their faith in Blast Hardcheese
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Private equity firms are aware there is a housing crisis, but there is money to be made
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Monthly jobs report out, jobs rise 1.763m vs 1.48m for July, setting unemployment rate to 10.2%
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bausch Health shares soar after confirming it's selling its eye-care business in a move nobody saw coming
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Burger King's parent company's revenue falls 25% as the virus infects sales. Also, BKs, Timmy's, and Popeyes are under the same corporate roof
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Tired of all those glam decorator photos of mid century living? Here's how we REALLY lived (hint: like chain-smoking, fashion-impaired slobs)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Clorox posts highest sales growth in 'modern history,' credits president for injecting disinfectants into pandemic discussion. "It was a real shot in the arm"
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Fed is headed for a clash with hedge funds and other shadow banks. LET THEM OVERSIGHT
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