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Thu April 26, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
WebCassette is an app that degrades your music's quality and adds hiss and crackles so it sounds like a cassette in a Walkman. Next up: WebVictrola, which you have to crank by hand to hear music that skips and plays way too fast
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
New Beatles poster shows which person played what on every song. Pete Best, Stu Sutcliffe, Clarence Walker unavailable for comment
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump's MD Ronny Jackson advocates withdrawal method
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My married neighbors and I have become casual friends; the wall we share is ridiculously thin, and you can hear a cough. We're not loud. But I've started hearing gay porn when she's gone; should I bring this to the wife's attention?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Shocker: The Toronto attacker was an "incel" who walked the halls in high school "head down, hands clasped - and making meowing noises"
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Ajit Pai is slow-walking the official net neutrality repeal because he knows it's a giant dumpster fire
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Text Adventures VIII (c) 2018. You are inside a Walmart at the sporting goods section. You have been patiently awaiting for an associate to help you. An intercom is nearby. What do you wish to do?_
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Lethal Weapon's renewal in jeopardy at Fox because the actor playing Riggs is displaying Mel Gibson-like behavior
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Prince's estate suing the Illinois hospital he was rushed to days before his death; they've also chosen to sue Walgreen's for filling prescriptions
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Mon April 23, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Walmart CEO earns 188 times more than the average Walmart employee makes. Wait, no, that's a typo. He makes 1,188 times more than they do
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(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
What was in your wallet in 1972?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
When the Greek Freak walks into your restaurant after winning Game 4, you feed him
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Elderly woman decides to take her friend out for a walk. Her dead friend
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Madison tries to coax some new allies as a new threat emerges. Will Junky Depp do something stupid? Will Alicia find a way to make a catastrophic mistake? Where's Morgan? Seriously, Jenna Elfman is in this? Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(Brighton and Hove News)
 
 
 
David Gilmour demolishes neglected Victorian-era bathhouse in Hove, has plans to rebuild on site with "echoes" of the old structure. How will he complete the walls?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I don't recall the walk to the hotel being this long and arduous
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
Florida students walk out to protest school shootings. Since this is Florida, you can probably guess what happens next
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Skyler White and Scrappy-Doo tied for the most annoying TV characters of all time? The Walking Dead has too many to choose from - but people keep watching for some reason
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Chatham HOA votes to kill the beaver. Wally looks nervous
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
For those too lazy to actually get out of their car and walk into the store, select Target stores are offering curbside shopping
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Thu April 19, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wall Street 'Fearless Girl' statue being moved to a new location. And that's no bull
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick's new puppy is already taking after him. 2 walkers put on waivers and 1 groomer traded for a 6th round draft pick
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Wed April 18, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Trump praise Unit 731? Will he demand funding for a Gojira Wall? Just how bad will he fark this up? This is YOUR joint press conference with Prime Minister of Japan Shinzo Abe. (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1730 EDT)
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
So who would object to Mariah Carey walking around the house naked? Apparently her ex-manager
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor breaks her shoulder. RBG warned her to just walk away, but she didn't listen
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, When the team finds a hole in Devoe's defenses they walk in blindly, like idiots. Meanwhile, Joe notices that Harry seems off. (CW 8ET) Later, on Black Lightning, as Jefferson recovers, will Jennifer answer the call? (CW 9ET)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Doctors remove lighter from Chinese man's stomach twenty years after swallowing it. Man says he'll miss being able to light his farts from the inside
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Space heater catches fire at elderly man's home in SE Houston. "Bite my shiny metal ass' found written on a wall of the house
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
App matches music to your rhythm during sex. Men get the "Minute Waltz", women get the "Unfinished symphony"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The season eight finale of The Walking Dead tied up a few loose ends, brought humanity to the last of the Trash Romulans, and still managed to frustrate fans who still aren't over Carl [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trust us, we can't raise capital in Silicon Valley anymore, so we're exiting via Wall Street, and by "Wall Street," we mean "whoever our underwriters' favorite clients can sell their shares to in the thirty seconds after the IPO"
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Sun April 15, 2018
(IGN)
 
 
 
Now that Junkie Depp and Alicia have gotten separated from Madison, will she become The Governess and rule with an iron fist? How will Morgan fit into the plot? Jenna Elfman? Really? Fear the Walking Dead season 4 premiere, 10 PM ET on AMC
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Allegiances are tested as Negan takes the war to The Council of Ricks, with Eugene and his magic bullets giving the edge. How will Morgan be written out? Who lives? Who dies? Will it be a cliffhanger? The Walking Dead season 8 finale, 9PM ET on AMC
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
When the handwriting is on the wall, we really should read it, even if it's on Twitter
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Sat April 14, 2018
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Automation-friendly dairy farm augments robot milking machines with cow fitness trackers to monitor health. Yup, walked 8 steps today
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevins (R-eal scumbag) says that because schools were closed due to teacher walkouts, "I guarantee you somewhere in Kentucky today a child was sexually assaulted that was left at home because there was nobody there to watch them"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Soylent at Walmart is made of people of Walmart
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
Kid Rock signs up mainstream country singer Brantley Gilbert and indie country prankster Wheeler Walker Jr. to come along on "redneck" summer tour. Rest assured, I will waste no time in buying tickets for this one
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Florida Man quiz: Walmart doesn't have your meds. Do you? A) Head down to the beer aisle and get drunk in the cooler B) Yell at the pharmacist since you got all dressed up C) Threaten to blow up, shoot, and kill hundreds of people
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
So which states take the biggest bite from taxpayers' wallets?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
For those of you that have housecleaners, here are some things that they secretly want you to know. Now don't walk on the clean floor with your dirty shoes now
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Wed April 11, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL the Pirate Princess make Lacey Evans walk the plank? ARE Moss & Sabbatelli licensed to operate Heavy Machinery? WHAT will the fallout be from TakeOver? Wrasslin' Wednesday starts @8pm ET on WWE Network
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(Cougar Center)
 
 
 
Just what does one do when walking to work? Well, if your Mike Leach, you go a half a mile out of your way to track a raccoon in the snow
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk to Wall Street short sellers: "Place your bets." He's pretty much begging people to try to bankrupt Tesla
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Reporter obtains copies from the court clerk of documents related to a 20-year history of tire failures. Goodyear responds by a) coming clean, b) stonewalling, or c) asking a judge to personally tell the reporter not to publish because reasons
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Tue April 10, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Target shoplifter walks off with a security system. Police have narrowed suspects to those that had rain on their wedding day
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
How to get a border wall the easy way. Rename the fence as a wall and TaDa instant wall
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump abruptly cancels South American getaway as he says a little prayer that Mueller will just walk on by
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(NBC New York)
 
Video
 
So a man walks into a bar
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Massachusetts governor says he will miss fundraising event featuring Mike Pence because his "calendar has other stuff on it." In other news, MA governor spends day washing hair, taking dog for walk, raking leaves, watching paint dry, etc
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's food stamp crackdown may cause trouble for Wally World
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher participating in a statewide teacher walkout, you're not helping the cause if you use the time to have sex with a student
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Mon April 09, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Looking to purchase an affordable entry-level home? Too bad. Wall Street equity firms are on a buying frenzy, driving up prices, so that they can add to their growing pool of rental homes
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump was right: killer opioids ARE flooding into our country across our unprotected border. Difficulty: he picked the WRONG border, and his wall is being built 2,000+ plus miles south of where it would need to be to do any good
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
As we prepare for the season four premiere of Fear the Walking Dead, let's look at where we last left our surviving characters, including Junkie Depp, Ruben Blades, and the Governess
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Negan picks up a hitchhiker on the road back to camp. Will The Council of Ricks reunite in the face of war? Will the secret of Jadis's helicopter be revealed? Will Dwight survive the night? Find out in "Worth." The Walking Dead, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Ferrari owns the front row with Vettel on the pole, Mercedes qualified row 2 but Hamilton has a 5 grid place penalty. Mad Max went into the wall and Hartley hit a birdie during qualifying. This is your Formula 1 Bahrain Grand Prix at 11 AM EDT on ESPN2
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Pirates usher retires after 81 years on job and 6000 games. Saw Babe Ruth hit his last home run, and was there when Bill Mazeroski walked off the Series over the Yankees
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
What do we do about John Hughes movies in the age of #MeToo? Let's ask Molly Ringwald
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Fri April 06, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mueller seized Paulie's walnuts, Trumpy continues doing the horrible crap he said he was gonna, and it's finally FRESH HELL FRIDAY MSNBC Primetime discussion, festivities begin at 8pm EDT
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will the trade war continue to worsen? Will Mueller finally reveal what's been making Donnie do stupid f*cking shiat lately? Will Mueller let Paulie fondle his Walnuts again? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
BlackRock pulling out Dick's, Walmart
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Cast of "The Walking Dead" honors superfan who lost battle with cancer. Made sure her headshot was clean and on point
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Where would you spend your 24 hours? Walmart, Ikea, Chuck E. Cheese?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold em', know when to cancel your tours and just walk away
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
If you last had Betty Crocker's Dunkaroos in 2012 but stopped because they tasted too stale, Walmart has reintroduced "slightly fresher" version of iconic Nineties sugar bombs to their baking department
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Known Russian intelligence asset teamed up with a D.C. lobbyist. No, not Paulie Walnuts or Rick "is it gonna hurt, Bob?" Gates
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
I'm having very minor surgery this weekend, and I won't be able to get up and walk around for four or five days. I'm looking for suggestions of shows and movies for my wife and I to watch while I'm incapacitated
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gov Scott Walker: 'holy crap, actions have consequences"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead's eighth season finale will be set "someplace unusual." So... the future where the show ends?
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
With our privacy walls falling in on us it looks like Apple trying to avoid being bruised
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Lynda Carter lassos herself a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Rick Grimes sucks and either he has to die or "The Walking Dead" has to die
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wall Street: "Leave Amazon alone and don't start a trade war." White House: "Oops"
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Mon April 02, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A Republican Alabama state lawmaker, a former chairman of the Alabama Republican Party, and a health care executive walk into a bar. Oh, did I say bar? I mean to say that were all arrested on federal bribery charges on Monday
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Trump's proposed border wall has now been shortened in size - by half - to 1,000 miles. The way things are going, the finished product will be a white picket fence in a front yard in El Paso
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
The Council of Ricks has fractured as Rick and Morgan split from the group and encounter new dangers. Has Maggie positioned herself as the new group leader? Will Negan return? Find out in "Still Gotta Mean Something." The Walking Dead, 9pm EDT on AMC
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Sat March 31, 2018
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Today is Christopher Walken's 75th birthday. If only Fark had a tag for him
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Fri March 30, 2018
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Kid who was shot in school shooting is given detention for walking out during protest two years later. School board demands apology, then advocates arming teachers
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Forget the Border Wall, we're going straight for 'Space Fence'
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Thu March 29, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump excitedly tweets photo of "the start" of his border wall, not realizing it's actually a different project green-lit by the Obama administration
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
And today's "miracle dietary supplement" is.... (throws dart at wall)
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You had me at "Baby Luke Skywalker with Obi-Wan Kenobi accessory"
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
In a desperate bid to keep their jobs, the clowns at FSN are walking back the end of "Circle Me Bert"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Here's your updated 2018 Bubble Show scorecard, featuring the shows that could tip towards renewal--or cancellation
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP: Trump was just speaking metaphorically about Mexico paying for the wall. You can't prove otherwise. Anderson Cooper: LET'S ROLL THAT FOOTAGE, GUYS
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
During the same SNL episode where Walken implanted More Cowbell into pop culture, he started implanting the new drug Viagra into pop culture. "It worked. It worked a lot"
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Vladimir Guerrero hits walk off home run to win the game in Montreal. This is not a repeat from 1996-2003
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Tue March 27, 2018
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you suffer from insomnia you should try to sleep like a Victorian if walking like an Egyptian doesn't work
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Walmart is pulling the women's magazine Cosmopolitan from its check-out lines which is just as well since they probably sell more National Enquirer, Globe and Road and Track anyway
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Black Lightning, Jefferson tries to teach Anissa that heroing is more than just walking away from explosions in slow motion. Sometimes real detective work is required. Meanwhile, Gambi must resist taking the easy way out. (CW 9ET)
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Knights of the Damned: A film that combines all the zombies and dragons of The Walking Dead and Game of Thrones with all the dialogue and plotting of TWD and GoT fanfiction
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The last episode of "The Walking Dead" was so stupid that it was a sight to behold, even for them
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump is now retweeting himself about building his wall using military funds. Looks like after Fox and Friends suggested it, he's planning on going through with it
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Is there anyone celebrating over the Toys 'R' Us liquidation? Yes... Walmart and Target
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street bankers jump, like f$ckers...oh, wait, subby meant to type Wall Street bonuses jump 17%, to an average of $184k thanks to new tax law, Obama bull market and Trump nitroglycerine. Nevermind those random plunges. This is fine
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Netflix renewal strategy for One Day at a Time is one season at a time and it's getting one more season
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump does the Walk of Shame back to the White House as he steps inside alone after a tough weekend of avoiding responsibility and being outed by a porn star
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's The Walking Dead was full of action, advanced the plot, and set the stage for what is to come with the remainder of the season. Oh, and Rick is still emoting like a My Chemical Romance album [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
It's the Alabama way to get high on meth and lead police on a 20-mile chase that ends with you getting arrested in the produce aisle of a Walmart
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
War comes to Hilltop as the Saviors attack. Will Negan and Jadis form an alliance? Will Simon live after disobeying Negan? Will the Council of Ricks make peace or seek vengeance? Find out in "Do Not Send Us Astray." The Walking Dead, 9pm EDT on AMC
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Chris Wallace has to explain to Steve Mnuchin why the president can't have a line item veto
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Sat March 24, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump: The new spending bill means we're going to start building the wall "literally on Monday". Narrator: It literally doesn't
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Fri March 23, 2018
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
At the Quality Inn hotel, we want you to feel right at home, but please don't walk around naked
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Thu March 22, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
National Security Adviser replaced by angry walrus
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(Shareblue Media)
 
 
 
Scott Walker learns that even the judges he appoints have only so much tolerance for his BS
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street execs think Facebook flap is overblown. Facebook stock has plummeted to the tune of 50 billion dollars since the CA scandal came to light. Yes, these same Wall Street people are in charge of your 401 K
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(Pulse (Ghana))
 
 
 
Trump: WTF is Chinese Downhill? Wall Street: Watch this
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ace businessman and completely coherent President Trump misses his best chance yet to get funding for his border wall
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Walmart rolls out shelf-scanning robots in 50 stores. Those sounds you hear are the death rattles of more jobs taken from humans
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Bill seeks to ban smoking while walking on NYC sidewalks. Gum chewing still ok, for now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How to get your album preserved by the Library of Congress? It's tricky, unless you walk this way in my Adidas
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Tamper-proof, unhackable physical crypto wallet tampered with and hacked. By a 15 year old
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Let's take a walk down memory lane and look at some other famous serial bombers
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Rampage" director: We want a realistic, down-to-earth movie... that's completely off-the-wall and swarming with giant monsters
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Tue March 20, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Republican lawmakers explain that Mueller is so strong, such a big, strong, strapping man and his build. Oh my God, his build. Look at how he stands there. Like a wall. Mmm. Anyway, surely a man like that doesn't need laws protecting him from Trump
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
A billionaire, a Kennedy, and a juggler walk into a church
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Brexit fishing deal harder to swallow than a pint of cold sick, says Tory MP; still preferable to a pint of Bud Light
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Mon March 19, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
All the technical expertise of Geek Squad merged with the caliber of People of Walmart? Sign me up
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Skynet hates jaywalkers
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of "The Key," the most recent episode of The Walking Dead, had some tense moments with Hilltop, but left viewers agonized after more talking and arguing between Rick and Negan while not seeming to advance the plot [Warning: Spoilers]
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
RuPaul is the first drag queen to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame... or is he? BUM BUM BUMMMM
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Republicans have no freaking clue about what's going to hit them in November. They're in denial" says noted Libby lib Joe Walsh
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Sun March 18, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Will Father Gabriel see a welcome return to Hilltop? Will Daryl have to deal with Negan now that the Saviors know those thought dead are alive? Will Rick continue sliding into madness? Find out in "The Key." The Walking Dead, 9pm EDT on AMC
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You know you're having a bad day when you crash your car into a wall and your 10-year-old calls the cops on your drunken ass as she walks to a nearby relative's house to get help
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(Politico)
 
 
 
McEntee, who was fired, then was hired, may be re-hired, even though he appears to be a walking talking security risk
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Sat March 17, 2018
(Nature)
 
 
 
Scientists may be able to slow sea level rise. It involves A) freezing glaciers B) building a wall C) artificial islands or D) all of the above
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(The Alliance Review)
 
 
 
That kid that was suspended for NOT walking out of class during gun violence protests? Yeah...hold on to your pearls and prepare your fainting couch, but it turns out the truth may have been fudged a wee bit
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Fri March 16, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
As students walked out to protest the ease of gun ownership, one custodian stole cash out of their backpacks
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Student gets suspended for NOT participating in gun walkout
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Arizona getting walloped by Buffalo means no more Pac-12 teams in the NCAA Tournament. The world's tiniest violin is playing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
So, a priest, a magician and a historian walk onto a studio set
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(Arkansas Matters)
 
 
 
Participated in the walkout to get grownups to get off their behinds and get sensible gun control legislation enacted? You best believe that's a paddlin'
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind robs Golden Corral, then walks across street to rob the Barnes and Noble, because, hey, why not?
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Walmart files patent for autonomous robotic bees. The hell?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The estate of "To Kill a Mockingbird" author Harper Lee is suing the producers of Aaron Sorkin's Broadway adaptation of the book, saying it's walked and talked too far from the original
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Sister of Dylann Roof arrested for carrying a weapon in school on the day of national walkout. What a Mor(g)an
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
The sentient necktie controlling Tucker Carlson says the students walking out to demand gun control are no different than Mao's Red Guard
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Photos from across the country of students walking out of class demanding gun control
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Wed March 14, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
White nationalists, trailer parks, bizarre familial relations, WalMart... this story is white trash bingo
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
PA18 goes from +20 R to "whadda ya mean THOSE people can vote", students stage mass walkouts over Parkland shootings, Trumpy wants a Space Force, and Jesus Christo it's only Wacky Wednesday. MSNBC discussion thread, fun starts 8pm EDT, bring a helmet
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
These sneakers were made for walking and we're walking out on school
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Tue March 13, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
PReSiDeNt cHaOs is set to deliver remarks in California on the day he fires his Secretary of State. Will he horribly pimp his Wall? Will he attack Sanctuary cities? Does the Pope poop in the woods? (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 5pm EDT)
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dogwalking couple someplace more interesting
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Look we've all got our kinks, and far be it for us to judge, but if you DO have a hot date that's going to involve condoms and oatmeal, maybe you BUY it rather than shoplifting it from the Walmart where you are working in "loss prevention", Officer
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When you are burglarizing a place, do not drink anything and leave it behind at the scene. Wait, on second thought, go right ahead. Also, touch everything with your bare hands and be sure to leave your wallet at the scene, too
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Sheriff warns against trespassing near border wall prototypes. Um, shouldn't that be part of the testing?
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Tokyo store dubbed "cassette heaven" by music lovers for its shelves of radio-cassette players and repaired Walkmen, accompanied by over 6,000 new and vintage cassette tapes of every type. That's so metal
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
The world needs ditch diggers, too, but ditch diggers need retaining walls
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Mon March 12, 2018
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, The Legends travel to Memphis 1954 to save rock n' roll itself. Meanwhile, Zari and Wally bond over some ice cream (CW 8pm EDT) Later, on iZombie, love is in the air and Blaine gets an offer he can't refuse. (CW 9pm EDT)
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Legion's second season will be just as restrained as the first. Cue sci-fi landscapes, people-swallowing orbs and Jemaine Clement waving his hands in the air like he just don't care
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's Most British News is brought to you from Cornwall, where a National Trust staff member has been reprimanded and marched back to Devon for putting jam on top of the cream on a scone
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Sun March 11, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Will Carlson and Father Gabriel make it back to Hilltop alive? Will Jadis remain alone, or will she hear whispers? Will Daryl and Carol have a moment together? Will the Council of Ricks reform? The Walking Dead, "Dear Or Alive Or," 9pm EDT on AMC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Burglars breaking into firefighters' cars at firehouses, freeing owners' wallets trapped inside
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Sat March 10, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Disneyland workers demonstrate at Walt Disney Co. meeting, demanding living wages. Company says they must be living in Fantasyland
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An engineer and a mathematician walk into a Texas congressional primary
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oklahoma teachers after watching their West Virginia counterparts successfully stage, and win, a system-wide strike, start their own sort of "me too" movement, and give the legislature until April 1st to give them a raise or they are walking
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "____________"
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Mark Hamill receives star on Tosche Station Walk of Fame
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(Some Rolfe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy who has time to wallow in the mire
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Thu March 08, 2018
(WWL)
 
 
 
If you drop your wallet on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras, forget it man, it's gone ... or is it?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner to US Ambassador to Mexico: "Nah, bro, no need for you at all to show up for my meeting with the Mexican president. I got it handled just fine. We're just going to be talking about 666 Fif--- I mean, THE WALL, yeah, the wall"
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Wed March 07, 2018
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Family buys cereal at Walmart, eat some for breakfast, then realize its sell by date is 22 February 1997. THEY ALL SURVIVED. "I just started eating and thinking, 'it just tastes funny. It must be ok'"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lesson here is never swallow slugs
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Tue March 06, 2018
(PSFK)
 
 
 
You'll never guess what company partnered with Walmart to create a line of cookware. It will blow your mind
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
20-year-old wants to buy a gun, sucks dicks, walmart. Wait, what?
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Oh Wally: Chicago's WLUP, home of Steve Dahl and "Disco Demolition Night," to go off the air after 41 years
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
For sale: One house, moderately used by little old disgraced Army general, slightly treasonous, has "lived in" appeal. The walls may not be the only things that talk. Best offer
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
In case you ever thought your assessment of Wall Street as a bunch of greedy, amoral, pin-striped vipers was too harsh, here's why there's no #MeToo movement in finance
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's episode of The Walking Dead, which saw the Saviors deal with trash problem and Carl's letter to Negan finally gets read [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Apple staff still haven't figured out not to walk into windows, and the 911 calls prove it. Bill Gates still laughing
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Best Oscar 2018 moment nominee: when Mark Hamill introduced himself as Luke Skywalker to Gal Gadot, calling her Wonder Woman (w/video)
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Attention fellow voyeurs, taking up-skirt photos remains perfectly legal in Alabama. So rush to your local Walmarts, churches, high schools to snap some vertical highlights today
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Sun March 04, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Now that Carl will finally stay in the house, how will the Council of Ricks and the Trash Romulans deal with The Saviors? What will become of Maggie and Hilltop? How the hell is Father Gabriel still drawing air? The Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street is freaking out at the thought of someone besides them getting a pay increase
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Walking the wrong way in a metro station? That's a €60 fine
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Town that managed to keep out Walmart now has to contend with Amazon
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Sat March 03, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
An engineered virus-like particle could lead to a new cancer vaccine. Or breathe new life into "The Walking Dead." It's a toss-up, bascially
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Fri March 02, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump chooses company with history of not paying subcontractors to build the wall
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(News Leader)
 
 
 
Jared and Ivanka aren't high rollers; they're that $650,000 a year couple from the Wall Street Journal infographic being crushed by an additional $20,000 in taxes
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hey here's a joke. A U.S. President walks up to a microphone and get this, states that all opioid dealers, ok wait for it, should be sentenced to death Oh man, that's soooo funny right?
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Kroger's joins Dick's and Walmart; agree to raise minimum age for gun purchases and keep them out of the vegetable section
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Non-smokers want more vacation. People with children walk away whistling
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The White House is reportedly FURIOUS of the Ben Carson expensive furniture story. Not at Ben for spending the money, mind you, but at senior HUD officials and the HUD media relations office for not stonewalling reporters and denying everything
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(NPR)
 
 
 
One does not simply walk into the halls of Congress and repeal the 2nd amendment. Why getting rid of gun rights is more of a longshot than pawning unwanted magical jewelry
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Wed February 28, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Kairi Sane make Shayna Baszler walk the plank? WILL Velveteen Dream go for a ride on "Moustache Mountain"? WHAT will NXT be like without Johnny Wrestling? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The endings of a few iconic movies just got more awesome with Dire Straits' 'Walk of Life'
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
You'd think a bazooka round hidden in a wall would make demolishing the wall go faster
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Trump says Canada trying to pull the wool over his eyes. And that he wasn't born yesterday. And that you can't con a conman. And try walking a mile in his shoes. And stupid people are a dime a dozen. Look, he's a stable genius, ok?
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, When the Legends find themselves in Port Royale in 1717 they must learn a pirates favorite letter to survive. Meanwhile Rip figures out how to get Wally drunk. (CW 8ET) Later, on iZombie, Love is in the air. (CW 9ET)
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of the midseason premiere of The Walking Dead, which saw an explanation for the time jump and the series bidding farewell to a major character [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
A murder involving a skillet, an amputated hand and Walmart bags on a head. We all know where this happened
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Makers of Johnnie Walker introduce limited-edition Scotch dubbed "Jane Walker". Warning: She goes down smooth and easy but you might regret it in the morning
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
At Cleveland's "Big Lebowski"-themed Abide yoga studio, the classes have names like "They Left the Tape Deck Though, and the Creedence..." and "Tying the Whole Room Together." You don't even have to walk far to find a White Russian
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(Cato Institute)
 
 
 
Two conservatives and a libertarian walk into a bar. Then an immigrant orders a Zima
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Wall Street Journal editor says arming teachers with guns isn't the answer. The answer is to give the teachers flash-bang grenades
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Andrew Lincoln weights in on Rick's future in The Walking Dead [WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS]
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Sun February 25, 2018
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Is America ready for a three party system? I dunno, was Fark ready for a three tier paywall system?
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Negan and The Saviors are still a threat, and Rick is still a guest of the Trash Romulans. Will this episode bring an end to the Coral memes? Or have we been hoodwinked again? Find out in "Honor." The Walking Dead midseason premiere, 9pm ET on AMC
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Michonne and Maggie may be walking away from The Walking Dead
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Sat February 24, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mexican President Nieto cancels state visit to Washington. See, Trump's wall is already working
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Man captures moment that a horse walks into an area with a wolf-pack
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists demonstrate "walking" crystals which could lead to crystal robots, planet killing entities
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
I just lost a lot of respect for Luke Skywalker. He brags that he used to bulls-eye these little fellas in his T-16 back home
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After discussing it with daughter Rashida Jones, Quincy Jones blames drinking & walks back his controversial Vulture & GQ interviews. So Richard Pryor never had sex with Brando, Michael Jackson was honest & Ringo's a great drummer. Happy?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Not just any joker can get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
Walmart to launch new online home shopping experience, depriving science of the valuable anthropological research data to be found in Walmart customers
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Walking Dead" themed roller coaster coming to British amusement park. Promises to be faster paced and more exciting than past 3 seasons
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh great, now sleepwalking students are a reason to cancel school
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Break out the tiny violins, it seems a wealthy widow who got caught drink-driving cannot walk a quarter mile down her drivewy to her mansion because it's 'too long' and wants her drink-drive ban to be lifted (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Walmart heirs lose $15 billion after stock prices fall, may soon face the ultimate embarrassment of having to shop at Walmart
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Y'all the Champagne market is a racket. Here's some bubbly that sets a new standard, and won't set your wallet on fire
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Joe Walsh's Maserati may have done 185--but in all fairness he wasn't pulling a snowboarder to a new world record
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Uber's new plan for world dominance. Making you walk to designated pick up spots where you will travel in a vehicle with other people to a common destination. For those keeping score at home, this is Uber's 5th attempt at inventing the bus
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"The suspect walked into the bank holding a large stick, yelled, 'This is a robbery,' then jumped over the counter and proceeded to steal an unknown amount of money,"
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Greenwald to politicians: So the Russia thing is as bad as 9/11 or Pearl Harbor but we should retaliate with sanctions? Y'all sound like neocons, only less coherent
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate celebrates ten year anniversary of Wall Street's meltdown by rolling back rules that were put in place to avoid a repeat or worse
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman: Donald Trump came up to me and started kissing me. Trump: It's all lies I would never do such a thing. Trump on tape:"I do this all the time. When I see a beautiful woman I can't help myself I just walk right up and start kissing her"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
When asked about the NFL national anthem protests, Kareem replied "Well, it's not as hard as dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes, but it has to be done"
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Do crosswalk buttons actually do anything when you press them? The depends on whether or not 'allowing traffic engineers to cackle evilly at your expense' counts
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Walmart to sell 3 "Mystery Flavors" of peeps this Easter. What do you think they'll be?
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Not only can cockroaches resist pesticides, survive nuclear blasts, and live for days without a head, they also get stronger when they crash headfirst into walls
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Sun February 18, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Star Trek: Discovery is more talked about online than The Walking Dead
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Wales suffers "massive" 4.4 magnitude earthquake, the strongest in 100 years. At least two chairs toppled. Thoughts and prayers for Omarion
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Between Amazon on one side and the ever-expanding Walmart on the other, the classic grocery store may be facing extinction. And sooner that we might be expecting
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Vanguard investors walked the walk during recent market swings
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Walking Dead to feature its first desperate-for-ratings stunt
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Campbell's Soup shares go cold as Walmart shoppers don't want organic
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Shop at Walmart? Here are 14 hacks and tips for shopping there
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
We could build a border wall...or we could pay 192,307 porn stars
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish hillwalkers warned about the dangers of magnets on clothing and how they work
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Nobody really likes sidewalks or electrical outlets or forks
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
Tell me if you've heard this before: A minister, a broadway actor, and a county judge walk into a hotel room. Prostitution sting team asks them what they want. They say the usual
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Robot technology being used in the concession stands at the Olympics...still pour stale, walery beer
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Mon February 12, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street analysts: The correction is over
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street analysts: The correction isn't over
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Sat February 10, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I can understand walking out of a random college class because the professor repeatedly uses the n-word but when it's a class specifically about hate speech, you're just being a snowflake
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Who is teaching our kids? Walmart greeters
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(St. Cloud Times)
 
 
 
Man steals car outside Minnesota Walmart, calls owner for help in starting it
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Fri February 09, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The story of a man who tried to walk across Antarctica alone. He almost made it
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
A walk-through the day before the Super Bowl and the Patriots might be watching, what do you do?
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Thu February 08, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not News: Republicans are going to build a wall. News: Republicans on the intelligence Committee, that is. Fark: To separate their staffers from Democratic staffers in the committees' secure spaces. Yes, it was Nunes' idea, why do you ask?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There was no "attack" on the border patrol agent whose death Trump used to justify the wall
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Wed February 07, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In Trump's State of the Union speech he called on Democrats to work with him in unity...this week he called them traitors and threatened to shutdown the government if he doesn't get his wall
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Steelers linebacker Ryan Shazier improving but not walking on his own (tag is for progress)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A third of all pugs can't even walk right. This explains so much about the raid finder
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
On Tuesday, Birmingham host Huddersfield, Rochdale have Millwall, and Notts County are at Swansea. Wednesday has Newport at Wembley to face Spurs. This is your mid-week FA Cup replay thread. Matches kick off at 2:45 pm EST on FS
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(Muscatine Journal)
 
 
 
A snuggie bar crawl? Thanx for that walking nightmare
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Canada confronts, cornholes, colonial Cornwallis
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Could Amazon continue their takeover ways by acquiring Target and Kohl's? Walmart is heard shaking in their wee little boots
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Lauren Cohen may shamble away from The Walking Dead after season eight as she's yet to ink a new contract
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
10:36 p.m. "We need somebody at Broad and Walnut, southwest corner. People on the pole." 10:40 p.m. "I got about 2,000 college students coming from Walnut Street to 30th to Center City." 10:46 p.m. "It's endless, chief. Endless"
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge - A block, a hawk, and a walk
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
A mob of dozens of bicyclists rode the wrong way through the streets of Manhattan, heckling walkers and attacking drivers who confronted them, witnesses say
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
This is Us has a disturbing fetish for killing off the father character that borders on the psychopathy displayed by The Walking Dead
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Russian cosmonauts set new national spacewalk record during 8-hour antenna installation outside the ISS. Fark: Which was installed in the wrong position
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ancient grave in Mexico shows evidence of White Walker attack
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Fri February 02, 2018
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Ever the iconoclast, Sir Walter Wally contradicts Punxsutawney Phil, says winter is over
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
"An employee who was fired from the Spanaway Walmart for allegedly trying to steal a safe returned to the store days later to try to retrieve what he had left in the safe - his drugs"
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
It's easy to condemn a petty thief if you haven't walked a mile in his shoes. But it's considerably easier if he's walked a mile in yours and still has them on when the cops arrive
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
If you plan on going to Gobbler's Knob here are some tips. Missing: Don't drive angry. In fact, don't drive. There's no parking on Gobbler's Knob. You'll have to either walk there from downtown Punxsutawney or catch a shuttle bus
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Thu February 01, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
AZ Legislature, suffering from alcohol withdrawal, decides to skip censure and instead expel representative for the first time since 1991
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Wed January 31, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
All but 3 current head coaches in the NFL have some link to either Bill Bellichick and/or BIll Parcells. Take that Bill Walsh Warning, animated slide show, (but with cute caricature drawings of the coaches)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Have it your way, at Burger King" was just an advertising slogan. It's not to be taken literally, and it certainly doesn't mean you can just walk in, whip out your junk and start beating it like it owes you money
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I am the great and powerful Walmart. You have the effrontery to question our announced bonus and benefits packages? Pay no attention to the layoffs behind the curtain
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Today, hot dogs taught me that "Where's Waldo?" is British and is called "Where's Wally?" outside of U.S. and Canada (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Good news: Zion Curtain to keep Utah kids from seeing mixing, pouring of alcoholic drinks reformed. Fark: Now must be Zion Walls
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Holy Grail of dinosaurs found in the Egyptian desert. Promptly taunts paleontologists from its perch on the castle wall
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you sleepwalk, make sure to close the windows before you go to bed
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
6'9" Florida Man™ arrested after beating armless, legless girlfriend. If that wasn't enough Florida for you, she didn't have a phone either. So he pushed her wheelchair to Walmart so she could report him (w/mugshot goodness)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The U.S. Park Service would like you to stop leaving the cremated remains of recently deceased Vietnam vets at the Memorial Wall, please. I guess that means full bodies are OK, then?
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
The Professional Darts Corporation announces that darts competitions are scrapping 'walk-on girls.' In related news, darts competitions have 'walk-on girls.'
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Mort Walker, creator of Beetle Bailey, fades away
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will a puck break the sound barrier? Will someone skate fast enough to reverse time like Superman? Will a goalie morph into an actual brick wall? The NHL All-Star Skills Competition begins @ 7pm ET. FARK CANCER . . . IN THE EYE
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Flu season getting worse, schools closing, Randall Flagg walking around, 'Don't Fear the Reaper" playing, things spelling Moon
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
♫ Walked out this morning / Don't believe what I saw / A Scottish classroom's bottle / Washed upon the shore ♫
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
As the Trump-Russia investigation continues, take solace in knowing that the walls are closing in on the major criminals of the planet, and shiat is going down behind the scenes. Mueller and his Justice League are but a small cell in a larger operation
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this restaurant wall covered in a series of tubes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Madman sets new World Record for walking barefoot on 120-ft of LEGOs
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
♫ 99 venomous snakes on the wall, 99 venomous snakes, take one down, pass it around, 1 less pastor to preach to them all ♫
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The new TPP signed by Canada and a host of South Asian nations gives us a glimpse at what a Canadian led world order would look like. Bonus: The US withdrawal made the deal better for everyone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White House proposes amnesty for 1.8 million illegal aliens, in return for the authority to deport everyone else, and $25 billion for his border wall
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Ben Linus forcibly seizes the zipline network forcing Ollie to walk everywhere. (CW 9ET)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says the Dreamers can be citizens if the wall is built, not so fast on Trump meeting with Mueller, and the case of the missing texts has been solved. Thirsty Thursday in the MSNBC Discussion thread. Crack one open starting at 8PM EST
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
There will be walkouts during Trump's Davos speech, mostly by Sontarans and Cybermen
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amazon wants to put Echo camera and microphone in every bedroom. What could possibly go wrong? By the way, that wallpaper is awful
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Experts say video games could promote unrealistic ideas about drugs. Subby still looking for brick walls that dispense mushrooms
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Wed January 24, 2018
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
DA reaffirms your right to shoot into crowds of kids for walking across your lawn as long as you're a cop
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox viewer: Hey lady: You have big ugly legs. Fox weather anchor: I have multiple sclerosis so I'm thankful every day that I can walk. But I'll share your nice comment with everyone, 'k? Bless your heart
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Tue January 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tell me if you've heard this one before: A Supreme Court Justice, several Senators, and the Transportation Secretary walk into a bar
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby says, well, since Trump's walking around like he didn't do anything, I might as well go back to work
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Mon January 22, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
Weeners
 
For romance writers, bodices aren't the only thing that's bulging at the seams, their wallets are too as the median income for the romance genre has tripled in the last couple years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"A Wall is not Enough" - These James Bond titles are getting stupider every time
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Despite people eating them, Tide Pods will not be discontinued. People that eat them are stupid as the Walmart brands are half the price
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Man walks into convenience store with gunshot wound to the head, barely makes the news since it's in Cleveland
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Bats of Walmart
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Sun January 21, 2018
(That's not a Gutenberg)
 
 
 
Sunday book thread: Currently reading "Rogue Herries" by Hugh Walpole, referenced by John Cleese in the "Cheese Shop" sketch; it's really good. (I curtailed my Walpoling activities to post this thread.)
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Sat January 20, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
....so a gambler and a Shetland pony walk into a betting shop ....and then things get bizarre
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(IGN)
 
 
 
"Star Wars: The Last Jedi" director Rian Johnson explains how Luke Skywalker was able to do that thing he did (spoilers)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Schumer and Trump discussed funding the wall as part of shutdown deal while wolfing down cheeseburgers. Apparently Trump rejected the deal after Schumer ate the last burger
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Fri January 19, 2018
(San Antonio Express News)
 
 
 
Now THIS is what happens when a farker runs for office as a Republican. Let me be clear, I will make them afraid to hand me a microphone. Link goes to esite without a paywall
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Progressives: Trump's Wall is racist. Chuck Schumer (D - Resistance): Let's make a deal
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Thu January 18, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Though it took him a little while, Trump finally figured out that his Chief of Staff Kelly saying Trump was "uninformed" about the border wall was basically Kelly calling calling him stupid. And now he mad, oh he MAAAAD
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump denies he has gotten informed about the border wall
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Wed January 17, 2018
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Susanna Hoffs is 59 today, and still capable of doing that thing with her eyes that makes men walk into walls
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wait, did WH Chief of Staff just say "there ain't gonna be no wall, Mexico is NOT paying for it & candidate Trump didn't know what the heck he was talking about" because that's how I'm reading this
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(Salon)
 
 
 
As everyone here at Fark knows, Republicans are literally being laughed at while defending Trump. It's only in cult communities where laughing at Trump is verboten. You can end up on the wall
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Walmart offers way to turn leftover opioids into useless gel. But who has leftover opioids?
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Tue January 16, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Bonnie and Wide the Walmart bandits turn themselves in, and are 'deeply sorry'
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Senator Joni Ernst takes a break from castrating hogs to state she does not believe Trump is a racist. 'Groans could be heard from audience members during this response, and one person walked out of the event.'
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This year's CES was sponsored by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, whose investors will be first against the wall when the revaluation comes
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Mon January 15, 2018
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Pence will not walk out of church. Is it because he doesn't want to piss off God or because there were no cameras there to document his strong moral stance?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The most Walmart crime of the year goes to the two stealing a credit card at a Pa. Walmart, then scurrying away on scooters (With Meme-worthy Pic)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Getting Americans to swallow spotted dick is hard
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead has been renewed for a ninth season--with an entirely different showrunner. So it' got that going for it, which is...disastrous
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Executive order classifies Wall Street Journal as Fake News
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