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Mon May 25, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
I have no idea about what coronavirus rubbish you're talking about, so here's a bunch of Scottish residents dancing with their wheelie bins to Tina Turner's cover of Proud Mary
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Great headline WaPo. Yer growing up. Next up, solid food and having your reporters ask direct questions like "You know that's not true. Why are you saying it?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
NSFW language in a major news outlet talking about the chances for coronavirus vaccines. Finally, time to update the fark filter
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Of all the terrible movies that didn't need remade, this one didn't need remade the most
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The largest hospital systems got $5 billion in coronavirus emergency funds, despite sitting on $100B in cash. Fark: some are big enough to have their own investment portfolios that earn more than patient care
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for forcing teen to drive him and his lady past coronavirus checkpoint
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(The Week)
 
 
 
History can teach us how life will change after Coronavirus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news for the anti-globalists: Thanks to the coronavirus, the end of the new world order is now upon us
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Will hookers survive the current pandemic? 500 years after The Plague virus killed half of Europe, there is still prostitution, so I'm guessing yes
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
An analyst for Dollar General spoke up to his superiors about his concern regarding the company's lackluster response to Coronavirus and risks to store employees. He was fired for his concern
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Of the 210 veterans who were living in the facility in late March, 89 are now dead, 74 having tested positive for the virus. Almost 3/4 of the veterans inside were infected. " They survived the worst battles of World War II, and died of Coronavirus
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
You're wearing masks. Will you wear a face shield now?
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Sun May 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump announces he is blocking Brazillian immigrants. Stephen Miller permanently erect at hearing how many immigrants are being kept out of the country
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"National parks hope visitors comply with virus measures." You mean the people who manage to fall into fenced off hot springs and try to make selfies with bisons? Sure, good luck with that
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Coronavirus might kill you, but this Memorial Day, so will improperly cooked hamburgers
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
President Trump's response to the Coronavirus has been brilliant. Here's what you don't understand. Article to the left, reasonable and calm commentary to the right
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Sat May 23, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Brooklyn coronavirus hospital closes... without EVER opening. $21 million well spent
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
♪ Sneeze and a haircut / 91 exposed ♪
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Anti-nuke group says Michigan flood shows the US is unprepared for 'nightmarish' threat of a nuclear disaster combined with the coronavirus pandemic. To say nothing about the giant meteor that is heading straight for the middle of the country
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news: only 24 states have uncontrolled outbreaks of coronavirus now. Memorial Day stupids determined to beat that record
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Georgia reveals Covid-19 protocols for filming so we can get that Walking Dead season finale
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Iowa meatpacking plant worker dies from COVID-19 one week before he would've retired
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Somehow subby doubts the researchers included Farkers in this study
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Contact tracing is a lot more than calling up people to tell them they're under house arrest
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In back-to-back tweets, Trump touts a fake poll number and attacks a real poll number as fake. The Aristocrats
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
SARS-CoV-2 is compromising cellular mechanics in ways heretofore never observed by virologists
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
SARS-CoV-2 is compromising cellular mechanics in ways heretofore never observed by virologists
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Marianne Faithfull has lived through coronavirus. She thanked the medical help she's received. She used perfectly good English
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hedge funds wanna know who has coronavirus at the hedge fund. I mean, how can we gamble on stocks without a healthy hedge fund manager
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin's Chechen puppet contracts non-existent hoax. OR DID HE?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
No coronavirus catastrophes following reopenings of Georgia, Florida and Texas, despite a steady rise of cases in Texas, playing around with numbers in Florida and Georgia ... oh you don't want to know about Georgia
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK scientists discover most seriously ill Covid-19 patients have extremely low T-cell count, raising hopes for possible treatment
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
7 questions answered on how to socialize safely as coronavirus restrictions ease. 8) Don't forget to change out of your house pajamas before leaving
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Health and human services secretary: Be boostrappy and help the economy because depression from being unemployed can kill you. Subby: Bootstrappy is already your RX for mental health, choadbro
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The crowd at Trumps Michigan rally: "Isn't it kind of convenient that as soon as impeachment failed, we've suddenly got this virus?" she asks, alternating between puffs on a Winston and her inhaler
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Podcast recommendations for when coronavirus has you feeling all WTF about how long of a Slow Burn we're going through in This American Life
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(Harvard University)
 
 
 
Harvard Medical School says COVID-19 infection grants immunity, and prototype vaccine is effective. Great news for all us Rhesus Macaques
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
San Francisco's oldest gay bar 'The Stud' to permanently close due to pandemic
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
As coronavirus closes public pools, a new and broader generation of Cousin Eddie arises
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Plane crashes, killing all 107 onboard. Coronavirus seen shaking tiny fist
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
This summer as you're relaxing in an air conditioned mall, restaurant, or gym, try not to think about the fact that the air conditioner is coronavirus' favorite mode of transport
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will the hot weather kill Coronavirus?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will the hot weather kill Coronavirus?
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Grubhub, Uber Eats, and DoorDash are choking out independent restaurants like a virus
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Orange toddler spotted wearing mask at Ford plant
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A very high team of Canadian scientists believes they have found that strong strains of cannabis could help prevent and then treat coronavirus infections. Pass the bong dudes
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mayor lies in a coffin and pretends to be a coronavirus victim to avoid arrest after breaking curfew rules to go drinking in Peru
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says that even if there's a second round of coronavirus, he won't close the country
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Some German demonstrators have taken to wearing a yellow Star of David to highlight what they see as the stigmatisation they face for refusing to receive a vaccination against the virus, should one become available
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Article on the coronavirus "de-churching" America. Maybe God got finally sick and tired of American Christians and sent a plague to put an end to it. Everybody else is just collateral damage
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And by "China" Donald Trump didn't realize he meant "the entire world"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Some coronavirus survivors are now feeling shunned by relatives and friends and feel like outcasts. For some the 'relatives' part is a bonus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Taste the rainbow
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The head of the IOC says if he can't have his Games in 2021, he's keeping his medals and graft and going home
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Half of all Twitter accounts Tweeting about the coronavirus are bots. The other half are Russian trolls
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
It's taken a heroic effort, but researchers may have uncovered the Achilles heel of viruses
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
It's taken a heroic effort, but researchers may have uncovered the Achilles heel of viruses
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Troll level: god-like
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I know it's a quiet place these days but the NYC subway is not your personal love making spot
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
AstraZeneca lands elusive Coronavirus vaccine deal and will profit handsomely
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New for singles: Updating your dating profile with your virus antibody status
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wealthy landlord problems: Landlords in the Hamptons having problems throwing out wealthy tenants who are SQUATTING in multi-million dollar homes because they're refusing to pay rent after NY issued a non-eviction order due to the coronavirus crisis
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Sweden braces for deep economic crisis as it turns out viruses don't give a damn about right-wing libertarian masturbatory fantasies
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Top HIV scientist says don't count on COVID-19 vaccine anytime soon, which, considering they've yet to create an HIV vaccine in some thirty plus years, makes sense. But, don't worry, Dr. Donnie will have one by December
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"It's going to disappear. One day - it's like a miracle - it will disappear"
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Three days into the virus-shortened Yellowstone Dumbass League 2020 season, and it's already Bison 1 - Idiot Tourists 0
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Wed May 20, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
CDC director Robert Redfield: America's ready to start its grand reopening from the coronavirus pandemic. Also crematoriums are no longer at full capacity and need bodies
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Squish Days bring hippo, shark, and unicorn hugs to nursing home during coronavirus pandemic, because what better way is there to make someone think they're hallucinating from a high fever than to be attacked by an inflatable shark
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember those Italian towns that started offering $1 homes to try to lure people into moving to the country and reverse declining population trends? Well, these people who bought in are happy there, even in coronavirus lockdown
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
Not even a Nigerian prince would fall for these coronavirus check scams, right? Right?
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Rich Lowry of NRO wonders why Florida Governor Ron DeSantis hasn't gotten his participation trophy for skewing his state's death toll. It's like taking a shortcut to the one-mile mark in a coronavirus ultramarathon
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan's Attorney General to Cadet Bone Spur: "While my Department will not act to prevent you from touring Ford's plant, I ask that while you are on tour you respect the great efforts of the men and women at Ford...by wearing a facial covering"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Feel free to touch things now
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Feel free to touch things now
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Coronavirus could soon be detected by sneezing or coughing onto a phone. As a bonus, coronavirus can also be spread that way
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
So when do you not need to wear your protective mask?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
WHO reports most coronavirus cases in a day, "We still have a long way to go in this pandemic." Hey man, cool shirt,... um, you were saying?
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Nine out of thirteen monkeys became strongly immune to SARS-CoV-2 after scientists gave them Covid. You'll never guess what happened to the other four
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Apparently, Kroger was going to try and get money back from employees they claim were "overpaid" during the start of the pandemic, but they've changed their tune
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Death Angel drummer met Satan while in coronavirus coma. So, how is Rupert Murdoch doing?
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Won't someone please think of the kosher NYC restaurants that have closed permanently due to coronavirus, aside from my cardiologist who is concerned about my cholesterol and weight?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Sure, $1200 seems like a lot for one person, but compare that to the $37 billion Trump has given to major corporations for Coronavirus relief
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
According to Trump, victims of the Coronavirus are "people who have been left behind who died for some reason." No word on what the f*ck that means
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sorry, broflakes, looks as if wearing masks may in fact reduce coronavirus transmission by 75 percent
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(The Lily)
 
 
 
Dating during quarantine has raised its own set of rules and changed some deal-breakers
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Trump says, all those hydroxychoroquine studies that say the drug doesn't work on COVID-19 are obviously done by anti-Trumpers. People who have degrees are all anti-Trumpers. That's why I never hire people with brains
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Gobble up food in a flash a la Pac-Man in the arcade game with this nifty coronavirus mask that allows you to eat in a restaurant
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Some more good news in a dark time: Coronavirus causes Beck to cancel his tour
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Screw Twitter, let's go to the source...Researchers are finding evidence that patients who test positive for the coronavirus after recovering aren't capable of transmitting the infection
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Next up in stupid social distancing experiments - the Road Rave
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Actual headline: 'Coronavirus or border wall - lawmakers debate which is more important'
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(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
Texas being Texas, starts restarting evictions in these reopening coronavirus times
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas, North Carolina, and Arizona all began "re-opening" last week, and in what is surely a coincidence, all three reported a record-high number of new Coronavirus cases on Saturday
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Who the hell drives 600 miles for a haircut? In these coronavirus times... maybe
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
President Morbidly Obese calls his successor a waste of time. Just because she'll be alive to take my job doesn't mean she knows what's she's doing
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
The 40 best corona jokes you'll read this week
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(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
In what is quickly becoming a cliche, pastor who held in-person services tests positive for the coronavirus
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Is what they're now calling the mystery coronavirus-related illness showing up in kids
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Don't EVER accuse Irish football fans of being Irish in these coronavirus times
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Neil Cavuto addresses the hydroxychloroquine idiocy, warns Fox News viewers it will kill them
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The French find out the hard way that kids are not the best at keeping themselves clean
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(Politico)
 
 
 
National Guard deployments to virus-heavy areas could be canceled by Trump on June 24--just one day before said service members would receive much-needed education and retirement benefits
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
49 out of 50 governors have approval ratings for their coronavirus responses that are sky-high compared to Trumps. And yeah, he's bitter about it. Who's the 1 who doesn't? Well, let's just say his state doesn't have its own tag yet -- but it should
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
As mom-and-pop eateries are choked out by the virus, get ready for more Domino's, Chipotles, Outbacks, and a full-on pandemic of flair
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Coronavirus kills off Pier 1 Imports for good
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(Eater)
 
 
 
How bad are NYC steakhouses doing in these coronavirus times? World famous Peter Luger's Steak House is now doing delivery for the first time in its 133 year history
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Another consequence of the pandemic: The number of sexually transmitted diseases is skyrocketing; in part because health care workers normally assigned to STD cases have been redeployed to the coronavirus
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia says many coronavirus patients died of other causes, including defenestration, radioactivity exposure, and hot lead poisoning
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
People are having 'COVID-19 parties' to build up immunity. Stupid, Asinine and Facepalm tags all on ventilators, Dumbass tag in ICU
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL testing new protective face masks; will undoubtedly claim concussion benefits
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Brazil is now number three
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
This 7-year old girl just wants the tooth fairy to be safe during the coronavirus pandemic
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Finally some good news: A large group of Americans is already immune to coronavirus. Hooray. We have done it, now we can safely re-ope...excuse me, I skipped a word there: they are immune to EVIDENCE on coronavirus. Sorry, my bad
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
NFL's number one draft pick is Coron A. Virus from Wuhan University
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Hong Kong used masks to stop coronavirus, and yet Americans are upset at the inconvenience
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Clearly, the solution to this vexing virus are "RNA-editing" enzymes that may be responsible to changes in the human genome itself
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Mon May 18, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sure Trump takes most of the blame for the terrible coronavirus response, but NY Gov Andrew Cuomo and NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio's toxic rivalry doomed thousands
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Can computer viruses jump from the keyboard to your hamberder? Asking for a friend
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Senator Elizabeth Warren speaks out on death of her brother from coronavirus, says it didn't have to happen
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Coronavirus decreased traffic is encouraging migrating families to cross potentially deadly freeways while making their way North to the land of plenty across the US border
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ric Romero Labs has discovered that the longer you frolic among the coronavirus, the more likely you are to contract the coronavirus
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver takes on Dick Burr's off-loading of $1.7 million in stock after a secret Senate meeting about market impacts due to a pandemic; "The only way that could have been shadier is if Burr bought shares in the actual Coronavirus"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Most democratic delegates don't want to attend DNC over fears of getting coronavirus, sniffed
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(Dezeen)
 
 
 
There's a jacket that can protect you from virus, because it's made of copper. Seven miles of it. Full metal jacket
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Man angry about virus closure attacks couple. To be fair, a good sense of closure is hard to come by these days
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Because 2020 isn't crappy enough, a new virus is wiping out rabbits
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Unicorns in the Valley of Coronavirus
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dow up 840 points, or 3.5%, on news that coronavirus will not impact the wealthy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pastor who exposed 180 congregants to coronavirus speaks out: "the brainwashing won't stick if we can't get you into a room"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Britain says anyone who develops a lack of taste will need to self-isolate. So bad news, Manchester United fans
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Is it safe to ride in elevators during the coronavirus pandemic? As long as you take proper steps, it has its ups and downs on many levels. Some rides are uplifting and others will let you down
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Coronavirus vaccine test results in all 45 subjects developing antibodies
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Boomer asks where's his father's America in this coronavirus crisis, doesn't realize he probably ruined it
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kaitlin Collins, after being taunted by Trump for being a "faker," rebukes Dolt45 by reminding him 90,000 Americans are dead from Coronavirus
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The 60 Minutes segment causing this morning's Presidential Freakout
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
In Florida, 83% of those who died from COVID-19 virus were 65, older. In other news, estate sale bargains are through the roof
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The University of Kentucky might save us all
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The University of Kentucky might save us all
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump has taken a hatchet to our institutions so severely that widespread testing is unlikely to work in America because too many people now distrust science and "the deep state"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Tests with hamsters show masks reduce the spread of coronavirus. Cool, now try it with lemmings
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Turns out hiding at home from a possibly lethal virus is not as sexy as it sounds. The same reason "The Purge" is a lousy date night movie
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thanks to the coronavirus there will be plenty of time for rolling doobies WHEN YOU'RE LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Idiot rips up his coronavirus stimulus check. Something about not wanting 'Trump money' in his house
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'm Eric: "Coronavirus is just a liberal plot to keep daddy from having rallies"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
People are sharing the last "normal" photo taken on their phone before Coronavirus changed everything
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(Vox)
 
 
 
You won't believe what the "best case" scenario looks like
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
A man who used God as his anti-viral protection learns his lesson
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
We have cameras and YouTube now, we don't need you to tell us what is going on
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Coronavirus hotspots migrating to the South, Midwest, enjoying the warmer weather and crowds of unprotected people
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(KOTA TV)
 
 
 
The city of Sturgis, South Dakota is still debating whether to cancel the Motorcycle Rally. Considering the rally is the only reason anyone even knows about Sturgis, it is not an easy decision
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In what could be the next big thing against the coronavirus, this antimicrobial surface coating can kill the coronavirus for 90 days
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Dogs who can already smell cancer and Parkinson's Disease now being trained to sniff out COVID-19. Good boi? Nope, goodest boi
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hello, 2020? Finish him
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Oh, not this shiat again
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Fri May 15, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Thousands of Philippine people say screw this coronavirus lockdown stuff, here comes Typhoon Vongfong and we're outta here
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Wacky West Wing fans believe the show is all real life, now think the show predicted the coronavirus with a 'chilling' scene about global pandemics and failed vaccines. Oh wait, that does sound real
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Plastic bag bans put on ventilators thanks to coronavirus
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Exposing the bigotry of blaming a Chinese bar for the coronavirus outbreak
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scientists say the best treatment for COVID-19 may be a cocktail, which means Drew is likely immortal
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(BBC-US)
 
Weeners
 
Vaccine is preventing macaque from getting Covid
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Brazillians of coronavirus patients are now waiting hours in ambulances for hospital beds
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump takes time out from his lying about coronavirus vaccines to lie about protesting truckers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Just in case you forgot how terrible Chris Christie was as a leader he says "If we allow the virus to control when we reopen, we will not reopen until there's a vaccine," and that, by him, is a BAD thing, apparently
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Dr. Trump says virus will just go away because I'm both crossing my fingers and wishing on a star. That's what I learned when I got my medical degree at Trump University
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Left wing Mother Jones comes clean and agrees with Trump, somewhat: China's response to the coronavirus outbreak was pretty bad
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Republicans say the worst of the coronavirus is over. Democrats say the worst is yet to come. Virus merely wants more hosts so it can be fruitful and multiply
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Welp, looks like Jordan might start shooting at Israel if the West Bank gets annexed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Just throw this on the coronavirus bad timeline pile: Consumer spending on retail items plunged a record 16.4% in April, far worse than the 12.3% predicted
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Russia's coronavirus deaths may be higher than reported, according to exclusive reporting from the Ric Romero Institute for Timely News
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The coming coronavirus housing crisis: Millions will be out on the street in a few months without swift action from the government. Swift action from our government? Yep we're boned
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas reports single-day coronavirus death high two weeks after reopening. I mean, it's not like anyone could've predicted this
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Move over Pokemon and Hello Kitty, a mythical mermaid monster has gone viral in kooky monster-loving Japan as it prays for end of the coronavirus pandemic
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
First sign Australia has defeated coronavirus: footy is back. And real footy too - rugby league - not that pathetic aerial ping pong they play in Melbourne
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(MSN)
 
 
 
EVERYONE GET EXCITED.....then probably disappointed again. Company claims they developed an antibody that can provide "100% inhibition" of COVID-19
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Behold the trikini: For when you want to be sexy at the beach, but also don't want coronavirus
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
One good thing from coronavirus? Brewers are switching from IPAs to lagers
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Wisconsin nurse goes full Wisconsin with news crew at bar after virus restrictions tossed out
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
So, what are the odds that your next Amazon package will be covered in coronavirus?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
GNC finds coronavirus to be a bitter pill to swallow
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
What is an acceptable number of coronavirus cases per day?
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Some people decide to clean out their cabinets and freezers due to the coronavirus. The products shouldn't be too old, right?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Disinformation begins at home" a study of Coronavirus and disinformation in local communities
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There's always that ONE GUY
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(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
AAA predicts record low travel for Memorial Day travel but anecdotal evidence says their guess is as accurate as Trump predicting the end of coronavirus
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
North Carolina Christian leaders are demanding Governor Cooper allow their followers the freedom to catch the coronavirus
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump is outraged the virus won't let him take road trips or see pretty colors in the sky
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(WTRF Wheeling)
 
 
 
Be careful if you get lost on the Trump campaign's website. Their 404 page is brutal. You can find it by searching for Trumps Coronavirus plan
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The Last Real Republican Mitt Romney goes after Trump's absurd coronavirus claims and his disastrous response
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"The best way to fight for freedom of expression is for everyone to speak as if we already have freedom of speech," according to a man who was immediately arrested in China
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient Coronavirus strain known as Covid-Tucker-Carlson continues trying to get Fauci discredited and fired
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(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
Barber defies "New York on Pause" order, keeps cutting hair. If you're reading this on Fark, you know what's already happened
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Article asks "can riding an elevator give me coronavirus?". The answer is yes. Especially if you're raw-dogging it
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
More and more attendees of the lock-down protest in Michigan are staying at home
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Age-old cancer finds new opportunity in modern virus
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Philippines: Last week, Duterte shutdown TV network. This week, Vongfong - a cat three typhoon
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Dr. Rick Bright Testimony on Coronavirus Pandemic Response
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New poll says most Americans disapprove of how Trump is handling pandemic
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kidney injury found in 1/3 of hospitalized virus patients. It's getting to the point where it's easier and faster to say what it doesn't affect. Apropos of nothing, how are your earlobes doing?
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
The ideal comic strip for these coronavirus times is Calvin & Hobbes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
CNN's virus town hall today includes the expertise of Greta Thunberg. This is CNN
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
With their stock up by almost 1/3, Popeyes says it's 'immune' to the virus. Their chicken's good and all, unless they started adding spinach to their breading it's not *that* good
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The official council for the French language rules coronavirus acronym is feminine. La Covid-19 est de la merde
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
It sounds like we are all going insane from the coronavirus pandemic
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The boogeyman of socialism has lost its luster, what will the 'capitalists' do in these coronavirus times?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The newest ally in the fight against the virus: tapeworms
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
113-year-old woman survives two world wars, Spanish flu and now coronavirus in order to keep her grip on the Oldest Woman in Spain title
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Would you like to split your coronavirus surcharge between yourselves or just for the guy who ordered the steak?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The cure for coronavirus myths is science. Listen to it. Or else
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Forget the coronavirus, now is the time to be hunting for Bigfoot. Just wear your mask
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump pressures CDC to lower Covid-19 death count by changing calculation method. The Virus will be gone by next week, and the chocolate ration has increased to 20 grams
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Wed May 13, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Much like your kids still living at home, COVID-19 may never go away
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
147,000 dead by Aug. 4
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Chris Cuomo calls out the elitists at Fox News being okay with another 10,000 dead of Coronavirus
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Yertle wants to see how many people will die before spending more on Coronavirus
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Chinese warmongers: The US Fleet is down with coronavirus and unable to defend Taiwan, invade now. Communist party leadership: Patience, grasshopper, for we ourselves are not yet strong enough
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Prince's Estate has authorized a three-day streaming of the New York leg of his Purple Rain tour concert, starting Friday going through Sunday, to support coronavirus relief
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Soooo can you guess which governor's coronavirus response is the least popular amongst their constituents ? Hint: Cadet Bone Spur gave his coronavirus response a thumbs up, then immediately used both hands to toss him under the bus
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Liz Cheney just jumped into the Fauci debate. And defended him. Fauci, she defended Fauci
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(Vox)
 
 
 
My constitutional right to infect you with coronavirus shall NOT BE INFRINGED
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
DOJ warns US companies that China is trying to steal their Coronavirus research and encourages them to improve cyber-security. Not Explained: why having more people work on a cure for Covid-19 is a BAD thing, or why the data isn't freely available
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
The true death toll in Mexico City from coronavirus appears to be staggering
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Odd that, Manafort is home and gets to serve the rest of his seven-year sentence there due to Coronavirus concerns, but Cohen's release was mysteriously blocked earlier this month
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(Patch)
 
 
 
NYC Department of Sanitation now has its own coronavirus cooking show ..to go along with your garbage and death
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Can you unf*ck the death toll?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Coronavirus, Murder Hornets, and now 17-Year Cicadas are in the picture to drive you slowly insane with the relentless BZZT-EWW BZZT-EWW BZZT-EWW BZZT-EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Manafort gets to spend his prison sentence like the rest of us
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Companies ramping up at-home saliva tests for coronavirus are banking on 'endless' demand. Let's hope they're going at it from the right direction
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Trump reelection campaign now in big trouble being that seniors are starting to think he might be trying to kill them with coronavirus
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Do you think the global pandemic is a partisan issue? It'd be a lot cooler if you didn't"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tiny violin story of the day: Stranded super-rich now confronting tax chaos after they fled to their evil lairs for the coronavirus pandemic lockdowns
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If airlines are suffering so much during this coronavirus pandemic, why are so many flights packed? Answer that plane gremlins
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(Design Week UK)
 
 
 
From stupid slogans to infantile infographics to convoluted charts, UK design experts are unimpressed with Boris Johnson's newest attempts at coronavirus lockdown messaging
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(Korea Herald)
 
 
 
Remember that guy that infected 13 after a night of clubbing in South Korea? Yeah, turns out it's more like 108
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(Korea Herald)
 
 
 
Remember that guy that infected 13 after a night of clubbing in South Korea? Yeah, turns out it's more like 108
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Another trend COVID-19 is killing forever: taking 20 items into the fitting room, picking the best one, hanging the other 19 virus-infused outfits back on the rack
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Fauci's Senate testimony debunked a number of Trump's favorite coronavirus lies
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
PROBLEM: How do you keep people from flocking to restaurants when they reopen. SOLUTION: Require patrons to give the restaurant their name, address, phone number, email, age, sex, and first born child
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
PROBLEM: How do you keep people from flocking to restaurants when they reopen. SOLUTION: Require patrons to give the restaurant their name, address, phone number, email, age, sex, and first born child
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Michigan researchers have been studying giant viruses frozen in ice thousands of years ago. Captain Janeway does not approve
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
36% trust Trump saving us all from death
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci hits back at Rand Paul like a neighbor with a landscaping grudge
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Twitter will allow employees to work from home for as long as they want. Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey told his employees Tuesday that many of them will be allowed to work from home in perpetuity, even after the coronavirus pandemic ends, according to 1/2
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Woman spends two nights in hospital with pneumonia in early March but tested negative for Covid19. Got better and went about her business. Then she recently got an antibody test. Whoops
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Woman spends two nights in hospital with pneumonia in early March but tested negative for Covid19. Got better and went about her business. Then she recently got an antibody test. Whoops
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Stay at home. It will help prevent you dying from the Coronavirus or when your drunk friend crashes the McLaren he was driving
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Even Monk himself got the coronavirus. Keith Richards snorts another rail of dear old Dad and is healthy
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump campaign advisor: "This is coronavirus press conference number, what, probably somewhere in the 50s? POC liberal women have been present at every one of them and asked stupid questions. Sometimes for HOURS." Dogs barked
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
House Dems set vote for Friday on $3T wishlist coronavirus relief bill. Sure to go nowhere in the GOP-led Senate, but one can wish
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hasidic jews who have gotten over the virus are refusing to wait even forty days, and are beelining to donate antibody-rich plasma
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
A coronavirus vaccine should be mandatory for all Americans, across the board to put it behind us
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(Mandatory)
 
 
 
Portland to go ahead with its naked coranvirus bike riding party
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How to cope and function if Coronavirus has turned your brain to lockdown mush
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a new coronavirus living in bats. No not that one. Another one
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a new coronavirus living in bats. No not that one. Another one
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin's spokesman hospitalized with Covid-19, showing the dangers inherent in the task of putting playing cards in the spokes of Putin's bicycle
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
In an admission the virus is no vacation, Hyatt sends 1300 home
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
New antibody data suggests that Ohio's first case of Covid-19 was in early January. Vintage tag because that was, like, ages ago, man
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The stock market rally is actually signaling an 'abnormal' economic recovery, not a V-shaped coronavirus rebound. Here is why
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Inmates try to get early release from LA County jail by deliberately infecting themselves with Coronavirus
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
American ingenuity at its best: Virginia Beach strip club knows how to take care of their horny customers, beats the coronavirus lockdown order by offering drive-thru pole dances
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mid-June now the "peak" of Coronavirus in Illinois since Chicagoans can't stay the hell home
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Russia: Overloaded ventilator bursts into flames and kills five coronavirus patients
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Dr. Fauci throw Trump under the COVID hearse? Will an elderly Senator have camera issues? Will anyone be wearing pants? This is your coronavirus task force Senate hearing discussion thread (10am EST)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump: coronavirus rates are dropping rapidly. WH task force data: about that
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Decades of global progress are about to be undone by Coronavirus
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The country is on lockdown due to coronavirus, giving your new video platform Quibi a captive audience. Quibi underperforms, despite a free 90 day trial period, so what do you do? blame it all on coronavirus
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump to governors: Coronavirus-related restrictions on people in the states are a threat to Freedom. Trump to White House staff: Wear a mask at work or leave the building
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Mon May 11, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New York State to start re-opening by the end of the week. Not yours NYC
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
World's second-largest ticket seller goes full-Ticketmaster, holds back service fees from virus-canceled events. You never go full-Ticketmaster
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
National leader announces easing of Coronavirus restrictions, even as daily infection figures are peaking, shifting responsibility to regional governors. No, not that one - but it might as well be
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
The coronavirus stimulus is working exactly as intended
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ever on the bleeding edge of the virus fight, the White House declares we should test a million nursing home residents and staff. Fark: in the next two weeks
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Typically Donald Trump has to sleep with a T-Rex and Fauci gets to sleep with a widowed First Lady. Wait do these books exist in the same shared universe?
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
"Coronavirus: We got this." Seattle admits defeat with catchy new slogan
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Every accusation a confession: Trump accuses Pennsylvania's governor of "playing politics" with their Coronavirus restrictions to try to influence the election
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Before you get too excited about pop-up drive in movie theaters NJ, the state's only actual drive-in movie theater remains closed due to coronavirus
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
German man re-enacts The Terminal in honor of Tom Hanks' coronavirus fight
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(White House)
 
 
 
Here we go again: Coronavirus press conference happening now
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
What's the REAL US death toll from Coronavirus? Well in NYC alone, there were 24,000 "excess deaths" between late April and May. 19,000 of those were confirmed Coronavirus cases, but the other 5,000? Yeah probably NOT a coincidence
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House adviser criticizes press for covering dwindling cake supplies
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to report people contributing to the spread of the coronavirus? That's a doxxin
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The tribe says "screw you" after the South Dakota Governor threatens to sue the Sioux (over Coronavirus check points)
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
City commissioner says Coronavirus should kill the "old, sick, and homeless" as they are a "drain on society." No word when Trump will appoint him to his Coronavirus Task Force
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What do you call a meatpacking plant with coronavirus testing? White House
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Urgent care provider CityMD: You 15,000 people with coronavirus antibodies? Um, yeah, well darn the luck - it seems you're not - and there's no easy, non-lawsuity way to say this - you're maybe not so immune as we might have suggested. Oopsy
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
More reasons to never get on the buffet line, experiment shows just how fast a virus spreads in a buffet
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans disapprove of Coronavirus protests, have strong feelings against peeing into the wind, tugging on Superman's cape
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There may not be a 2020 MLB season not because of the coronavirus but because the players can't agree on compensation with a shortened schedule
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
A sensor on your smartphone may soon able able to tell you whether you have COVID-19 within 60 seconds
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Delta Air Lines started 2020 with its most successful year in company history. But with air travel nearly shut down by coronavirus, the airline is now bleeding money and will drop 10 more airports from its already skeletal network"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Canceling a scientist's grant for purely political reasons is bad enough, but it's even worse when those politics are based on a blatant lie. And especially when the scientist's research is coronaviruses
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is Coronavirus adapting to humans?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is Coronavirus adapting to humans?
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
World's longest-running animated TV series goes into reruns after coronavirus makes it impossible to produce new episodes. Simpsons didn't do it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Coronavirus meat shortages could last through the summer, as processors of coronavirus meat struggle to reopen at full capacity
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Kimberlee frees beach. "This is a power trip, it has nothing to do with the virus." Frees beach
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Looks like we still get to reset clocks during shutdown after all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Allies left with 'quizzical dog' faces after Trump abandons America's leadership role at a time of global crisis concerning the coronavirus
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Sun May 10, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Brazil could be the next epicenter of the coronavirus pandemic. Brazilians could die from the virus
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
MealTeamSix goes to a Subway sandwich shop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Vice President Pence not self-isolating after positive aide's test
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
One thing the coronavirus quarantine has taught us is that we can get by without sports
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump says he couldn't have exposed WWII vets to COVID-19 because "the wind was blowing the wrong way"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Germany has eased its Coronavirus restrictions. Let's see how that's working... oh scheisse
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Larry Kudlow confused by Obama's criticism of the Trump administration, light switches
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Health officials say if you really want to show love to your mom on Mother's Day, just stay the fark home
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Not OK, boomer (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Kmart gains a new life thanks to the coronavirus
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Sat May 09, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
American company wanted to fill the bare cupboards with millions of N95 masks in January. Trump Admin: HARD PASS
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Colombia has started using cardboard hospital beds that conveniently convert into coffins when you die from the virus
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Former Kushner employee not surprised at how Jared bungled his coronavirus job. "This is basically Kushner's modus operandi, and it's painfully familiar to me because he was my boss"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Musk threatens to pull out of California if the state doesn't let his workers risk exposure to coronavirus
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Just like Cadet Bone Spur's presidency, Obama says that the White House's response to coronavirus has been an 'absolute chaotic disaster'
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Live Fights are back with UFC 249. Tony Ferguson vs Justin Gaethje and Henry Cejudo vs Dominick Cruz top a stacked card. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, TV prelims on ESPN at 8 PM. PPV main card at 10 PM ET. Semi-virus-free
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Warning: You may want to back away slowly from this article about a man who's been 'dating a ghost' for two years and now all of a sudden fears she's cheating on him by bonking other men during the coronavirus lockdown (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
South Dakota Gov Kristi Noem (R-epugnant) to Sioux tribes: you have 48 hours to remove your coronavirus checkpoints, or we'll send in the cavalry with smallpox-infested blankets
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Old & stale: dozens of Wisconsin voters contracted coronavirus after election day. New Hot Zone-ness: dozens of Wisconsin protesters contracted coronavirus after attending reopening protest
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(Streetsblog)
 
 
 
Chicago mayor wants to create a full-time army of Karens
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Count Von Count says that eleven ... ah ah ah ... eleven Secret Service agents have now tested positive for COVID-19. That's in addition to the 23 who have already recovered, and another 60 under self-quarantine
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Welcome to your future in these coronavirus times: One-way sidewalks and parking-lot dining rooms. Survival is yours if you choose correctly
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We need to put the young whippersnappers into national service. Americorps needs to be done now in these coronavirus times
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Yes, flying in the age of Coronavirus is even more awful than flying was to begin with
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Can you sniff a butt from 6 feet away?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vaccine not necessary. I would have submitted this with a Genius tag were Fark to have one
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Fri May 08, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Following its spectacular performance managing ventilators and virus testing, the White House announces it will decide where Remdesivir will be distributed to avoid chaos
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
California sheriff decides to go rogue in support of the virus
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Door-to-door testing can tell us a lot about how COVID-19 has spread, help lizard people to monitor the human population
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
What's the coronavirus pandemic coming to if an ambulance service staff can't have a little TikTok 'coffin dance' with a CPR dummy while dealing with all the death around them? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
Make America Sick Again cultist who blew his nose on a Dollar Tree employee's shirt is arrested
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nothing says this administration more then Mike Pence asking "'Can I carry the empty one just for the camera?' I guess it was filled with thoughts and prayers
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Pompeo now says that "enormous evidence" Covid- 19 came from Chinese lab is not really "enormous" or even "evidence"
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(Greenwich Time)
 
 
 
"It's obvious that Mar-a-Lago is attempting to subvert the political participation process." In other words, Donald Trump is attempting to pull a fast-one while most folks are distracted by the coronavirus
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump on coronavirus: "It'll go away." Trump on 20 million jobs lost: "Those jobs will all be back and be back very soon"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle and his cronies want to hold off on more Coronavirus relief because if the virus won't kill the blue states, maybe poverty will
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently the Sundance Film Festival in January was the "first petri dish" of coronavirus in the US
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"One of my fellow special education teachers is a rabid anti-vaxxer with dangerous views and beliefs. Do I have a duty to tell the principal and ensure she is not allowed to spread her deadly views or a deadly virus?"
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(The Olive Press (Spain))