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Wed July 08, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Washington and Lee University votes to remove offensive name from school's title. Will now simply be know as 'University'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Silly Muslim-colored Congresswoman. Don't you know the ethically questionable behavior of paying family members hundreds of thousands of dollars to work on your campaign is only for white Christian Congressmen?
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Tue July 07, 2020
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Months of 24/7 work from home parenting have led to the realization that open floor plans, where the only privacy is in your bathroom, don't work in the Covid-19 work world
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Mon July 06, 2020
(WBOY Clarksburg)
 
 
 
West Virginia Governor Jim Justice joins the deep state conspiracy against Trump
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Prosperous country offering incentives to citizens from shiathole country to relocate
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Sat July 04, 2020
(NewsCenter Maine)
 
 
 
Amateurs and dipshiats are out in force in the wilderness of Maine, with three rescues in the three days since Mt. Katahdin's been open to hiking
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Thu July 02, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man, the Confederates haven't had their asses whipped this bad in Richmond since 1865
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Military Times)
 
 
 
Pentagon declares California, Florida, and Michigan no-go areas due to COVID-19 prevalence. US space force insists on nuking states from orbit, says it's the only way to be sure
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Tue June 30, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's "white Power" tweet stayed up so long because, even though it set off a "five alarm fire" with senior White House aides, the President had gone golfing and "put his phone down" so they couldn't reach him to get him to agree to delete it
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Mon June 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
I have to be at the quarantine in 26 minutes
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(National Review)
 
 
 
What would Frederick Douglass do about D.C. Statehood? He'd probably agree that capital's residents should become residents of a new Maryland county named after himself
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Country musician Chase Rice ignored COVID-19 lockdown and performed a concert at a packed venue in Tennessee, in case you're wondering where the next outbreak in the South will come from
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Aviators on the USS Gerald Ford stumble with their improvised "China's Newest Carrier" bat-patch
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Fri June 26, 2020
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Some tunnels under a river in Virginia are up for sale
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Thu June 25, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Always bet on the black. and by 'bet', I mean 'vote'
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. couple files lawsuit after barely surviving deadly New Zealand volcano eruption. Vulcan, god of fire, unavailable for service for illogical lawsuits
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The Bitter Southerner)
 
 
 
The power of empty pedestals
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Mon June 22, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Best Virginia won't be playing basketball due to the 'rona
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
High School: Lets have a modified gradation ceremony. What's the worst that could happen?
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NRA loving Jesus worshiping uber-Christian Republican mayor of Virginia Beach outed for having an affair with twenty-year-old assistant. Bonus: On Twitter, by his wife
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch will pay Drew $20,000 to exercise
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Fri June 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Virginia, looking jealously at Kentucky, gets its own geriatric turtle
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Jennifer McClellan launches gubernatorial bid in Virginia, aiming to become the first black woman elected governor in American history
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Elon Musk wants everyone to know he totally didn't have a threesome with Amber Heard and Cara Delevingne
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"I'm not a racist," says man spray-painting racist slogan on statue of Arthur Ashe
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(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
University of Virginia changes athletic logo. This is not one of those "spot the differences" photos
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Wed June 17, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
That's one 'shell' of an animal
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner finds out the hard way that selling T-shirts with "Drunk Wives Matter" is not a good idea
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Now subby wants a Birb Library
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Mon June 15, 2020
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
News: West Virginians want to replace confederate statues. Fark: With statues of mothman
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Looks like Denver Riggleman's going to have a lot more time to spend with his erotic Bigfoot fanfic
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Republican who beat the incumbent in the GOP primary for the VA-05 district may be ineligible for appearing on the November Ballot. LAW AND ORDER ♩♩
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Sun June 14, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
What if we toss the Sheriff in jail overnight, give him an arrest record, and let him pay a few grand for a lawyer?
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Sat June 13, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Cadet Bonespurs doesn't see anything wrong with US military bases named after our enemies. Can you name 10 Americans who deserve to have a base named after them?
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Things that lasted longer than the Confederacy to the left. Add yours to the right
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Fri June 12, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Master race thwarted by not using incognito mode on phone
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Team USA boxer Virginia Fuchs avoids doping punishment after violation caused by her doing what her last name suggests
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Today is "Loving Day." On this day in 1967, the Supreme Court struck down state bans on inter-racial marriage
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(Today)
 
 
 
In order to be less divisive, KFC banning wedges
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Summer plans canceled due to Coronavirus? How about a nice tour through the American South and Southwest? And Al Jazeera has helpfully mapped Confederate monuments, so you and your anti-racist friends can say "hi." Respectfully, of course
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"I should not have been there"
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Petition to replace offensive statue with VERY offensive statue
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Strange red light seen in the skies of NJ. And no it wasn't the annual Staten Island landfill fire
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Virginia to return 1.3 million disease vectors to their incubator in September
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Christopher Columbus discovers lake bed
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Woman accused of dressing as a clown to get new trial date. Well, she also shot someone, but yeah, that clown thing
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Chief of Naval Operations Adm. Mike Gilday will be ordering the removal of the confederate battle flag from "all public spaces and work areas aboard Navy installations, ships, aircraft and submarines"
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Actress who came out in role in Supergirl decides her life needs to imitate her art and comes out IRL
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Attention residents of Georgia, Nevada, North Dakota, South Carolina and West Virginia, please remember to exercise your civic duty and VOTE today
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Judge blocks the removal of Lee's statue from Richmond because of a lawsuit by the family who donated the land on which it stands, claiming VA promised to ""faithfully guard" and "affectionately protect" the statue. You can't do that in a warehouse?
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just so happens that the Virginia moron charged with intentionally driving his car into a group of protesters this weekend is the head of the Virginia Ku Klux Klan
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Sat June 06, 2020
(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
Find out what your local agency received from the Department of Defense
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good: the Pentagon has ordered the National Guard in DC to disarm. Better: They didn't bother to run it by the Orange shiatgibbon first
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
In today's rife-torn world, it's nice to read a story about a union banding together to support an embattled memb... aw crap
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
West Virginia governor says he'd LOVE to have RNC in his state and would welcome ANY Presidential convention...well, maybe not one. Care to guess which one that is?
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(WSET)
 
 
 
Another Virginian Confederate statue is removed, this time in Alexandria
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The USA is literally being torn apart, but sure, let's have a flyover at Mt Rushmore. That will fix everything
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Wed June 03, 2020
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Pentagon official resigns over Mark Esper clearing park of protestors for Trump. "Support and defend the Constitution of the United States ... and to bear true faith and allegiance to the same".... "I believe that you violated that oath"
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good
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Thu May 28, 2020
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Waterspout hounds Baskerville
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1754, George Washington spilled the first blood of the French and Indian war, setting up a series of increasingly bloody sequels that critics claim miss the point of the original
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
🎵He wore a Trumpian saddle, he ignores deputy stars, he rides off to battle, with Democrats near and fars🎵
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Lions could move training camp to West Virginia just to let players know Detroit ain't so bad
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Maybe he can get some of those Virginians to defend his small potatoes?
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Tue May 26, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1865, Confederate General Kirby Smith surrendered, facing criticism for failing to provide relief to Vicksburg, Mississippi in spite of his ability to float and copy his enemies abilities by inhaling them
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Actual headline brought to you by the letters FFS: Trump spends Memorial Day weekend golfing and insulting female politicians
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Virginia decriminalizes marijuana, dude
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
More grapefruit headed for a horrible ending because of this
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Wed May 20, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Squish Days bring hippo, shark, and unicorn hugs to nursing home during coronavirus pandemic, because what better way is there to make someone think they're hallucinating from a high fever than to be attacked by an inflatable shark
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What the actual f*ck, you dimwits? Is the disease affecting your goddamn brains? Who the hell thinks "boy, I'm in a hotspot, it's bad, death and disease around me, but Virginia and Maryland are opening up a bit so I'm gonna party on the beaches. Woo"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Road fatalities were down 8% in March vs the year prior, but the rate per driven miles went up 14% due to racers treating the Beltways as NASCAR ovals
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
According to Trump, victims of the Coronavirus are "people who have been left behind who died for some reason." No word on what the f*ck that means
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday, Dog-tor Moose the therapy dog receives an honorary degree from Virginia Tech after years of helping students
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Tue May 19, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
What the hell Missouri maybe next time try a rum and coke
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
The Ikea horror movie instructions we all need
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump defends Virginians' right to bear spuds
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Chincoteague's famous pony swim canceled for first time since World War II; pony auction to be conducted online
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Guess there's a helluva ProPublica story about to drop that makes the West Virginian governor look like he's...well...the governor of West Virginia. That's a pretty damnable title next to "Hitler's mustache groomer" and "Sean Hannity's fluffer"
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Sun May 17, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Why is a rural West Virginia hospital closing in the midst of a pandemic? Because once a vampire has drained it's host, it discards the now useless husk, and finds new victims
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The States are all using different definitions of COVID cases, deaths, and tests, making tracking it harder. If only we lived in some form of union of States that could set standards
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Thu May 14, 2020
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Baby mutant non-ninja turtle found in Virginia
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Wed May 13, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Coronavirus, Murder Hornets, and now 17-Year Cicadas are in the picture to drive you slowly insane with the relentless BZZT-EWW BZZT-EWW BZZT-EWW BZZT-EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Restaurateur will intersperse tables with elegantly dressed mannequins to maintain mandated social distancing
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
American ingenuity at its best: Virginia Beach strip club knows how to take care of their horny customers, beats the coronavirus lockdown order by offering drive-thru pole dances
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
West Virginia library board holding a Zoom meeting get an unexpected presentation of child porn and racism. In other words, it was a Monday
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Not news: Police initiate traffic stop knowing driver doesn't have license, pursuit ensues. News: Car wrecks, police pull driver from car, it's the wrong driver. Fark: Police cruiser and pulled over vehicle both catch fire
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Mon May 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Virginia/Tennessee State Line cuts this town in half. As if things aren't confusing enough there on a normal day now one state is reopening but the other one staying on lockdown
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
JEDI wars progress to uninspiring sequel
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans disapprove of Coronavirus protests, have strong feelings against peeing into the wind, tugging on Superman's cape
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nothing says this administration more then Mike Pence asking "'Can I carry the empty one just for the camera?' I guess it was filled with thoughts and prayers
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Wed May 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Minor league pitcher finds out his family was killed over Facebook. Wow people take that site too seriously
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Capital One tells staffers that they'll see them in September. What's in your home office?
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DOJ sides with morons
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
What made the Sun look like a brilliant galaxy 10 days ago in Virginia?
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Landing two boosters side-by-side is so 2019. Let's land them on droneships 🚀 "The Dorado" rocket 🚀 Hobbits send rocket to Virginia pad 🚀 Sea Launch ain't 🚀 Space Leak System 🚀 China to launch Apollo 18 next week 🚀 This is your Rocket Report
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Thu April 30, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The USNS Comfort is now leaving New York harbor today for its home port in Virginia. Goodbye trying to help hospital ship
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Nurse creates see-through face masks so that deaf father would be able to read lips during birth of his daughter
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Captain's log, Stardate unknown: The Pentagon has declassified three UFO videos taken by US Navy pilots
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Thu April 23, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Before you fly away, here is the pigeon news of the day; yeah New Yorker pigeons and Boston pigeons don't get along
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
USNS Comfort leaving NYC after treating a grand total of 179 patients over 3 weeks. Only thing missing is Trump in a flight suit and a huge-ass MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner
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(Eastern Daily Press (UK))
 
 
 
After being hunted into extinction centuries ago, beavers are returning to Norfolk. Not Norfolk, Virginia: Norfolk, England
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo mooooving towards opening up parts of New York where there are more cows than people
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Talk about bad timing on that one. NOW is when Chipotle will be paying a 25 million dollar fine for its bad food a few years ago. Oh, and that "employees reported feeling pressured to work while they were sick". Enjoy your burrito
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Virginia senator needs someone to show him how to make a better tuna melt. Step 1: Throw away tuna melt. Step 2: Pick a better sandwich
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Virginia Republican Party claims "COVID-19 rules are not about your health." That's right, you morons. They are about ALL OUR health
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fauci warns protests will backfire
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Anti-quarantine announcements shut down by Facebook. alt-COVID reportedly now hiring sign twirlers
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Sat April 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Trump blames governors for not using the tests they don't have. Do not worry, defunding WHO will fix this. FOR REASONS
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Governor Inslee responds to the president calling for open rebellion
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Pentagon IG's report says it cannot determine whether the Sith Lord in the White House influenced the awarding of the JEDI contract to Microsoft instead of Amazon because the Pentagon's lawyers instructed DOD employees not to answer his questions
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Another victim of the lockdown: Investors who bought toll roads and paid governments to create traffic jams on free roads
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Prison in Goochland has Virginia's first inmate to die of COVID-19. In other news...GOOCHLAND?
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Tue April 14, 2020
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Couple celebrates 62 years of marriage, 50 years of social distancing from each other
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(DCist)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody (really): Virginia cities now have the authority to take down confederate statues. And they're gonna convene a commission to consider whether or not they want Robert E. Lee's statue in the US Capitol any more
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Next up for nationwide supply issues, Yankee Candle. Now you'll be stuck only with the fragrance of Unwashed Family
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Bored at home? Better than being trapped in the cab of a truck, dangling from a great height, over a river, during a severe thunderstorm
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Mon April 13, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"God is larger than this dreaded virus," says the evangelical preacher who promptly disproves the entire point he was trying to make
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Sun April 12, 2020
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Your good news story for the day: (Actual) freedom and (actual) liberty on the march in Virginia
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The bacon shortage is real man. Smithfield closing plant where nearly half the workers have become infected
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Thu April 09, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
No longer news: beer delivery. News: by someone dressed as Left Shark. Fark: someone who still says "biatchin" unironically
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Wed April 08, 2020
(The Smithsonian)
 
 
 
The National Zoo's cheetah gives birth to a litter of cubs. Bonus: live cam, still cranking out the squee
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Every secret of a writer's soul, every experience of his life, every quality of his mind, is written large in his works." -Virginia Woolf. I wonder what my Batman slash fic says about me. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, secrets revealed edition
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Border towns in New Jersey and West Virginia have been crowded with Pennsylvania residents leaving their state to buy liquor
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Tue April 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news: Social distancing is working. Bad news: You may have to move your 4th of July BBQ to August
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump administration designated a Russian white supremacist group a terrorist organization and sanctioned its members. This is good, so let's not make jokes about these moves. The group's name RIM, so I guess we'll make jokes about that
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Don't let the coronavirus stop you from enjoying Confederate Heritage Month
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(Variety)
 
 
 
"The Virginian" has taken his last ride. RIP - James Drury
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Sun April 05, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, Pocahontas married Rolfe. While the historical record does not say, we can assume Kermit and Miss Piggy were the best man and bridesmaid
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Coronavirus + Black Lung, or why Appalachia is about to find out the hard way that voting for small government while working in a coal mine ends extremely badly for them
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Yeah, we can get you those 100,000 ventilators. Does (looks at paperwork) June work for you?"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJDOT notices that cars are freely moving along during rush hour due to coronavirus, fixes the glitch
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Optics be damned, it looks like Trump wants to golf at his Virginia club this weekend
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Tue March 31, 2020
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Virginia students may not be SOL thanks to the virus
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bowser promises to shoot fireballs and jail people who leave their homes
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
75% percent of the country is under shelter in place orders. Including basically every single population center
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Sun March 29, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Liberty University decided it was okay to reopen despite COVID-19 concerns. You can guess what happened next
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Sat March 28, 2020
(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
This is how the zombie apocalypse begins
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Liberty University students are praying Jerry Falwell Jr. gets a clue
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Possibly some goodish news from New York
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Police reportedly ticketed her for a mooooving violation
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
The Army's 3rd U.S. Infantry Regiment, known as the Old Guard, continues to watch over the Tomb of the Unknown Solider 24/7/365. "For us, it doesn't matter if it's a hurricane, or if it's the coronavirus. We are always here, we are always guarding"
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell, Jr. reopens Liberty University, urges students to return and orders staff back to work. We'll be sure to send our thoughts and prayers
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(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Thousands of Liberty University students returning to campus after Spring Break. What could possibly go wrong, Headmaster Jerry Falwell Jr?
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Mon March 23, 2020
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Virginia picked a really unlucky time to legalize casinos
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One would think that Virginia's governor, a doctor, would be adopting a stronger and more decisive response to Coronavirus. Of course, one would have thought he wouldn't get photographed wearing blackface, either, but here we are
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Scratch Amy Klobuchar off Joe Biden's short list for VP, her husband is in the hospital with coronavirus
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Sat March 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
How to become the last state in the U.S. to get a coronavirus patient. Step 1: Try not to test anyone. Step 2: Lose any tests that get sent in. Step 3: Get praise by Trump for doing such a good job
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So all non-essential businesses are to close in New York. Liquor stores are considered essential. Hero tag to the state employee who made that decision. Cheers
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Intelligencer)
 
 
 
Yes, West Virginia, there is a coronavirus
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
West Virginia wins March Madness
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Governor of America's Madagascar: "Go ahead out to dinner. Your fat will protect you from the virus"
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Mon March 16, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Parents suffering crippling anxiety from spending time with their children
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Sun March 15, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Yes Virginia, there is a race for Nasfarkers to yell at Sunday. The Replacements 100 on iRacing, streamed on Twitch 3 PM ET
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Sat March 14, 2020
(Apartment Therapy)
 
 
 
Absinthe will disinfect better than that stuff in a mason jar you got from that odd possum-faced character in West Virginia
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Fri March 13, 2020
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Former Virginia House candidate Sheila Bynum-Coleman charged with revenge porn, eyes possible special envoy position in Trump administration
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell Jr. on Virginia turning blue: "They're passing all kinds of bills that are just contrary to what the majority of Virginians -- not the majority of Virginians, but most Virginians as far as land mass support"
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