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Mon June 01, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good
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Thu May 28, 2020
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Waterspout hounds Baskerville
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1754, George Washington spilled the first blood of the French and Indian war, setting up a series of increasingly bloody sequels that critics claim miss the point of the original
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
🎵He wore a Trumpian saddle, he ignores deputy stars, he rides off to battle, with Democrats near and fars🎵
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Lions could move training camp to West Virginia just to let players know Detroit ain't so bad
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Maybe he can get some of those Virginians to defend his small potatoes?
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Tue May 26, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1865, Confederate General Kirby Smith surrendered, facing criticism for failing to provide relief to Vicksburg, Mississippi in spite of his ability to float and copy his enemies abilities by inhaling them
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Actual headline brought to you by the letters FFS: Trump spends Memorial Day weekend golfing and insulting female politicians
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Virginia decriminalizes marijuana, dude
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
More grapefruit headed for a horrible ending because of this
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Wed May 20, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Squish Days bring hippo, shark, and unicorn hugs to nursing home during coronavirus pandemic, because what better way is there to make someone think they're hallucinating from a high fever than to be attacked by an inflatable shark
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What the actual f*ck, you dimwits? Is the disease affecting your goddamn brains? Who the hell thinks "boy, I'm in a hotspot, it's bad, death and disease around me, but Virginia and Maryland are opening up a bit so I'm gonna party on the beaches. Woo"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Road fatalities were down 8% in March vs the year prior, but the rate per driven miles went up 14% due to racers treating the Beltways as NASCAR ovals
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
According to Trump, victims of the Coronavirus are "people who have been left behind who died for some reason." No word on what the f*ck that means
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday, Dog-tor Moose the therapy dog receives an honorary degree from Virginia Tech after years of helping students
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Tue May 19, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
What the hell Missouri maybe next time try a rum and coke
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
The Ikea horror movie instructions we all need
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump defends Virginians' right to bear spuds
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Chincoteague's famous pony swim canceled for first time since World War II; pony auction to be conducted online
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Guess there's a helluva ProPublica story about to drop that makes the West Virginian governor look like he's...well...the governor of West Virginia. That's a pretty damnable title next to "Hitler's mustache groomer" and "Sean Hannity's fluffer"
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Sun May 17, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Why is a rural West Virginia hospital closing in the midst of a pandemic? Because once a vampire has drained it's host, it discards the now useless husk, and finds new victims
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The States are all using different definitions of COVID cases, deaths, and tests, making tracking it harder. If only we lived in some form of union of States that could set standards
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Thu May 14, 2020
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Baby mutant non-ninja turtle found in Virginia
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Wed May 13, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Coronavirus, Murder Hornets, and now 17-Year Cicadas are in the picture to drive you slowly insane with the relentless BZZT-EWW BZZT-EWW BZZT-EWW BZZT-EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Restaurateur will intersperse tables with elegantly dressed mannequins to maintain mandated social distancing
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
American ingenuity at its best: Virginia Beach strip club knows how to take care of their horny customers, beats the coronavirus lockdown order by offering drive-thru pole dances
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
West Virginia library board holding a Zoom meeting get an unexpected presentation of child porn and racism. In other words, it was a Monday
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Not news: Police initiate traffic stop knowing driver doesn't have license, pursuit ensues. News: Car wrecks, police pull driver from car, it's the wrong driver. Fark: Police cruiser and pulled over vehicle both catch fire
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Mon May 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Virginia/Tennessee State Line cuts this town in half. As if things aren't confusing enough there on a normal day now one state is reopening but the other one staying on lockdown
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
JEDI wars progress to uninspiring sequel
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans disapprove of Coronavirus protests, have strong feelings against peeing into the wind, tugging on Superman's cape
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nothing says this administration more then Mike Pence asking "'Can I carry the empty one just for the camera?' I guess it was filled with thoughts and prayers
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Wed May 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Minor league pitcher finds out his family was killed over Facebook. Wow people take that site too seriously
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Capital One tells staffers that they'll see them in September. What's in your home office?
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DOJ sides with morons
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
What made the Sun look like a brilliant galaxy 10 days ago in Virginia?
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Landing two boosters side-by-side is so 2019. Let's land them on droneships 🚀 "The Dorado" rocket 🚀 Hobbits send rocket to Virginia pad 🚀 Sea Launch ain't 🚀 Space Leak System 🚀 China to launch Apollo 18 next week 🚀 This is your Rocket Report
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Thu April 30, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The USNS Comfort is now leaving New York harbor today for its home port in Virginia. Goodbye trying to help hospital ship
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Nurse creates see-through face masks so that deaf father would be able to read lips during birth of his daughter
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Captain's log, Stardate unknown: The Pentagon has declassified three UFO videos taken by US Navy pilots
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Thu April 23, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Before you fly away, here is the pigeon news of the day; yeah New Yorker pigeons and Boston pigeons don't get along
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
USNS Comfort leaving NYC after treating a grand total of 179 patients over 3 weeks. Only thing missing is Trump in a flight suit and a huge-ass MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner
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(Eastern Daily Press (UK))
 
 
 
After being hunted into extinction centuries ago, beavers are returning to Norfolk. Not Norfolk, Virginia: Norfolk, England
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo mooooving towards opening up parts of New York where there are more cows than people
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Talk about bad timing on that one. NOW is when Chipotle will be paying a 25 million dollar fine for its bad food a few years ago. Oh, and that "employees reported feeling pressured to work while they were sick". Enjoy your burrito
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Virginia senator needs someone to show him how to make a better tuna melt. Step 1: Throw away tuna melt. Step 2: Pick a better sandwich
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Virginia Republican Party claims "COVID-19 rules are not about your health." That's right, you morons. They are about ALL OUR health
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fauci warns protests will backfire
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Anti-quarantine announcements shut down by Facebook. alt-COVID reportedly now hiring sign twirlers
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Sat April 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Trump blames governors for not using the tests they don't have. Do not worry, defunding WHO will fix this. FOR REASONS
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Governor Inslee responds to the president calling for open rebellion
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Pentagon IG's report says it cannot determine whether the Sith Lord in the White House influenced the awarding of the JEDI contract to Microsoft instead of Amazon because the Pentagon's lawyers instructed DOD employees not to answer his questions
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Another victim of the lockdown: Investors who bought toll roads and paid governments to create traffic jams on free roads
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Prison in Goochland has Virginia's first inmate to die of COVID-19. In other news...GOOCHLAND?
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Tue April 14, 2020
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Couple celebrates 62 years of marriage, 50 years of social distancing from each other
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(DCist)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody (really): Virginia cities now have the authority to take down confederate statues. And they're gonna convene a commission to consider whether or not they want Robert E. Lee's statue in the US Capitol any more
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Next up for nationwide supply issues, Yankee Candle. Now you'll be stuck only with the fragrance of Unwashed Family
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Bored at home? Better than being trapped in the cab of a truck, dangling from a great height, over a river, during a severe thunderstorm
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Mon April 13, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"God is larger than this dreaded virus," says the evangelical preacher who promptly disproves the entire point he was trying to make
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Sun April 12, 2020
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Your good news story for the day: (Actual) freedom and (actual) liberty on the march in Virginia
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The bacon shortage is real man. Smithfield closing plant where nearly half the workers have become infected
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Thu April 09, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
No longer news: beer delivery. News: by someone dressed as Left Shark. Fark: someone who still says "biatchin" unironically
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Wed April 08, 2020
(The Smithsonian)
 
 
 
The National Zoo's cheetah gives birth to a litter of cubs. Bonus: live cam, still cranking out the squee
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Every secret of a writer's soul, every experience of his life, every quality of his mind, is written large in his works." -Virginia Woolf. I wonder what my Batman slash fic says about me. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, secrets revealed edition
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Border towns in New Jersey and West Virginia have been crowded with Pennsylvania residents leaving their state to buy liquor
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Tue April 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news: Social distancing is working. Bad news: You may have to move your 4th of July BBQ to August
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump administration designated a Russian white supremacist group a terrorist organization and sanctioned its members. This is good, so let's not make jokes about these moves. The group's name RIM, so I guess we'll make jokes about that
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Don't let the coronavirus stop you from enjoying Confederate Heritage Month
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(Variety)
 
 
 
"The Virginian" has taken his last ride. RIP - James Drury
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Sun April 05, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, Pocahontas married Rolfe. While the historical record does not say, we can assume Kermit and Miss Piggy were the best man and bridesmaid
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Coronavirus + Black Lung, or why Appalachia is about to find out the hard way that voting for small government while working in a coal mine ends extremely badly for them
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Yeah, we can get you those 100,000 ventilators. Does (looks at paperwork) June work for you?"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJDOT notices that cars are freely moving along during rush hour due to coronavirus, fixes the glitch
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Optics be damned, it looks like Trump wants to golf at his Virginia club this weekend
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Tue March 31, 2020
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Virginia students may not be SOL thanks to the virus
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bowser promises to shoot fireballs and jail people who leave their homes
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
75% percent of the country is under shelter in place orders. Including basically every single population center
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Sun March 29, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Liberty University decided it was okay to reopen despite COVID-19 concerns. You can guess what happened next
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Sat March 28, 2020
(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
This is how the zombie apocalypse begins
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Liberty University students are praying Jerry Falwell Jr. gets a clue
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Possibly some goodish news from New York
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Police reportedly ticketed her for a mooooving violation
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
The Army's 3rd U.S. Infantry Regiment, known as the Old Guard, continues to watch over the Tomb of the Unknown Solider 24/7/365. "For us, it doesn't matter if it's a hurricane, or if it's the coronavirus. We are always here, we are always guarding"
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell, Jr. reopens Liberty University, urges students to return and orders staff back to work. We'll be sure to send our thoughts and prayers
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(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Thousands of Liberty University students returning to campus after Spring Break. What could possibly go wrong, Headmaster Jerry Falwell Jr?
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Mon March 23, 2020
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Virginia picked a really unlucky time to legalize casinos
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One would think that Virginia's governor, a doctor, would be adopting a stronger and more decisive response to Coronavirus. Of course, one would have thought he wouldn't get photographed wearing blackface, either, but here we are
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Scratch Amy Klobuchar off Joe Biden's short list for VP, her husband is in the hospital with coronavirus
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Sat March 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
How to become the last state in the U.S. to get a coronavirus patient. Step 1: Try not to test anyone. Step 2: Lose any tests that get sent in. Step 3: Get praise by Trump for doing such a good job
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So all non-essential businesses are to close in New York. Liquor stores are considered essential. Hero tag to the state employee who made that decision. Cheers
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Intelligencer)
 
 
 
Yes, West Virginia, there is a coronavirus
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
West Virginia wins March Madness
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Governor of America's Madagascar: "Go ahead out to dinner. Your fat will protect you from the virus"
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Mon March 16, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Parents suffering crippling anxiety from spending time with their children
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Sun March 15, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Yes Virginia, there is a race for Nasfarkers to yell at Sunday. The Replacements 100 on iRacing, streamed on Twitch 3 PM ET
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Sat March 14, 2020
(Apartment Therapy)
 
 
 
Absinthe will disinfect better than that stuff in a mason jar you got from that odd possum-faced character in West Virginia
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Fri March 13, 2020
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Former Virginia House candidate Sheila Bynum-Coleman charged with revenge porn, eyes possible special envoy position in Trump administration
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell Jr. on Virginia turning blue: "They're passing all kinds of bills that are just contrary to what the majority of Virginians -- not the majority of Virginians, but most Virginians as far as land mass support"
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Wed March 11, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Yeah, just look at your husband's Twitter
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sorry Ladies, D.C. Sniper Lee Boyd Malvo is off the market
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Sat March 07, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Well there is Florida crazy and then there is Virginia crazy. The Judges have decided, and it's Virginia for the win
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's your reminder that the government definitely has the power to give you affordable healthcare but they just chose not to
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Thu March 05, 2020
(Navy Times)
 
 
 
Lasers are a definite no-no but what about shining a flashlight attached to a garden rake at aircraft? Class-6 felony?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I think what we might be starting to see Democrats starting to ask Sanders: 'Look, let's just don't drag this thing out any more than we have to." says political analyst and yellow shaved ape James Carville
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Federal Appellate Court rules that if police say that they can smell the devil's lettuce they can turn your home into a tossed salad
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Having solved all their other problems, the Virginia government drafts a bill to...rename almond milk. Your tax dollars hard at work, folks
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Wed March 04, 2020
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Former White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders finally ran into people who are calling her out for her lies: Her own colleagues on Fox News
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Those young voters motivated by Sanders weren't
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Tue March 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bloomberg WINS
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A Pentagon spokesman is now denying the NYTimes story that Sec Def told US base commanders in a conference call to clear any Cornavirus force protection measures through him, so as not to "startle" Trump, because they finally realized how that looks
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Coach K tells the Duke haters that Duke doesn't suck. Duke sucks
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Sun March 01, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'll see your nope, and raise you 8 feet of nope
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass Malayan Tapir born at Virginia Zoo
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Thu February 27, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
FBI announces the arrests of four members of the violent white supremacist and Fallout cosplay group Atomwaffen including its current leader
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Tue February 25, 2020
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Man arrested when his attempt to blow up his car near the Pentagon by lighting a rag inserted into the gas tank was as successful as the guy who burned his lips on the tailpipe
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New liver organ policy has Kentuckians, Curtisians up a creek
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
"I'm going to stab everyone on this plane. Then kill myself. I'm Palestinian That's how we get down"
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Mon February 24, 2020
(DeadState)
 
 
 
Inside the mind of the poorly educated
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
RIP Katherine Johnson. If you're wondering why that name sounds familiar, she was one of NASA's Hidden Figures calculators that made spaceflight a reality
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Sat February 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses Nunes's lawsuit against dossier firm. Talk about bitter grapefruit
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Fri February 21, 2020
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Keith Ellison, Attorney General of Minnesota, has never seen a Bernie supporter being unusually mean or rude. Steve Scalise thinks that being shot by one was unusually mean or rude. But that's a matter of opinion
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kash Patel, the former Nunes aide who was outed as feeding Russian disinfo about Ukraine to President Gullible, is leaving the White House to become Ric Grenell's top adviser because farking of course he is
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Thu February 20, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Virginia legislators just f*cking repealed a shiatty 1792 law that banned swearing in public
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Man caught trying to steal goats pretended to be drunk. Field sobriety test proved he was just an idiot
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Tue February 18, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tulsi can't even make a coherent comment on whether it's right for Virginian municipalities to remove Confederate statues
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Mon February 17, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Assault weapons ban gets banned in Virginia
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Not news: The Hobbits now have a launch pad in Virginia in addition to their New Zealand site. News: NASA will now pay them $9.95 million to launch a hobbit-sized payload to the Moon. This is not-so-good news for Kerbals and Oompa Loompas
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Thu February 13, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Well, there's a reason West Virginia isn't noted for its production of brain surgeons...or honest politicians
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Gov Jim Justice, who sounds like a corrupt politician from a 1970's Burt Reynolds movie, defends his remarks calling members of girl's basketball "thugs" saying there was NOTHING racial about it, it's just those people "don't know how to behave"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Conservatives: OK, so Virginia passed the ERA but it's too late anyway because the deadline passed so we can't possibly ratify the amendment even though, gosh, we really want to. House: OK, we'll just remove the deadline. There you go, fixed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
News: Virginia is about to enact a tougher anti-SLAPP law. Big News: it can be used to stop current lawsuits aimed at stifling free speech. Fark: Nunes
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Wed February 12, 2020
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
They've ratified the ERA, outlawed Racist Traitor Appreciation Day, castrated ammosexuals, passed the ERA, made homophobes cry, and made Election Day a holiday. What's next for Virginia's Progressives? *spins wheel* Decriminalizing marijuana it is
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Virginia lawmakers pass "Get These Damn Racist Traitor Statues Out Of Our State Now" legislation along party lines
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(Vox)
 
 
 
RBG on the down-low of why the ERA is DOA as soon as it hits SCOTUS
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Tue February 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stars and Stripes:"Our mission is not to communicate the [Department of Defense] or command message, but to be an independent, First Amendment publication that serves the troops" Pentagon: so you can see why we're cutting the hell out of THAT, right?
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Mon February 10, 2020
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Good news, single people in Virginia: it may soon be legal for you to have sex
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Fri February 07, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Virginia swaps Lee-Jackson day for Election Day, changing places between a day honoring what was once important and meaningful to the country, and a day about Confederate Generals
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
See what happens when the liberals take over Virginia's government? Suddenly you have to start treating women all equal and stuff. What's next, it's no longer OK to hate gay people? Oh. Y'all are doing that, too, huh?
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Wed February 05, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Nominee for top HR job at the Pentagon forced to withdraw from consideration after everyone remembered him as the guy who claimed in an op-ed that all mass killings were the result of immigrants who failed to "assimilate" into American culture
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Tue February 04, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Google releases 'uniquely searched Super Bowl recipes' by state, says Nevada searched for 'potato'
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
"Overseas, nobody really understands what the NFL is." But if they do, they will proudly proclaim the 49ers' victory
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Live in Virginia and short on cash? Well, turn in the Scream Bandit and grab $10,000
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