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Wed July 18, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White House stenographer quit because the reason for her job was to make sure they had an accurate record of what was said to the press. Trump ain't interested in accuracy
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
MGM Resorts sue victims of Las Vegas mass shooting, gambling that firestorm of negative publicity will still pay out better than paying them
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "She seems nice"
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Mon July 16, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Steak 'n Shake 'n Shoot not a hit with customers, paramedics
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Sun July 15, 2018
(Cycling News)
 
 
 
The "Ow, My Balls" cobble stage of Tour de France claims its first victim early
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Ah, the miracle of Duct Tape: like the Force, it has a light side, a dark side, and can be used to strap elderly nursing home patients into chairs
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas man stabs someone after getting into an argument over reserved seat at screening of "The First Purge". Someone should have told him that he had the wrong day
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Twerking leads to "Just the tip?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One perk of being a mob boss that's under surveillance by the NYPD is that if somebody tries to whack your son outside your house the cops will get the whole thing on video
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Demi Moore victim of credit card fraud after man spends $169,000 on her American Express. Police on the lookout for Ashton Kutcher
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Tue July 10, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Man critical after hammer assault. Yeah, all his best works were in the '90s, I know
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The unexamined life is not worth living... but YOU'LL never find out
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Mon July 09, 2018
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Bourbon Street Wallet Snatchers is the name of my House of Pain tribute band
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Dalton: I guess I need to add to my three simple rules. Four, do not stab patrons outside of the club
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Dalton: I guess I need to add to my three simple rules. Four, do not stab patrons outside of the club
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
If he hadn't refused to sell beer to the punk, he would have remained blissfully unaware of his brain tumor
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Sat July 07, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump gave his personal number out to other world leaders, didn't tell his staff about it. Because of course he did
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Twitter suspends over 70 million accounts during the past two months. Just 900 million to go
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Thu July 05, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Other than inventing the Hot Cocoa Sampler Box™ and ripping out the still-beating hearts of sacrificial victims, what else can the Aztecs teach us?
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Man throws fireworks out of moving car, receives instant primer in physics. Additional lessons in wound care and insurance thrown in absolutely free
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Man throws fireworks out of moving car, receives instant primer in physics. Additional lessons in wound care and insurance thrown in absolutely free
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man washes up on Florida beach. I guess he missed his shower that morning
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Wed July 04, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Admiral Ackbar enters the cryptocurrency era, thanks to trivially detectable MacOS malware that one would have to be be an idiot to be infected by
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Tue July 03, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
BLAM BLAM I TOLD you I was going down the slide first, got it?
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Sun July 01, 2018
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
The will of Manos shall be served
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
The will of Manos shall be served
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
"Local priest removed from assignment" is the dog whistle similar to a cop being on paid leave. You know he did something very bad, probably illegal, but, it will be handled "internally"
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The oldest man in the U.S., Richard Overton, is 112. He's also a World War II veteran and the victim of identity theft as his entire bank account was cleared out
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after stealing $65,000 worth of jewelry from man. Presumably she needed the money for more eyebrow pencils
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It seems that along with "Permit Patty," "Pool Patrol Paula" has also lost her job after her shenanigans went viral
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How your smart fridge might be mining bitcoin for criminals. The only thing my fridge should be mining is "its own business". Cranky grandpa is going to nap now
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
When your crazy ex calls 911 and says "his intestines are out" well, your troubles are probably already over at that point
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Maryland newsroom shooter was an annoying jackass with mental problems on Facebook. So, your average Facebook user
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Maryland newsroom shooter was an annoying jackass with mental problems on Facebook. So, your average Facebook user
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yesterday's shooting at a newspaper's office made this journalist feel like a kid again, in that she could be a victim of a mass shooting and become just another hashtag
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
DeLand commissioner accused of breaking DeLaw, trafficking DeDrugs
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Thu June 28, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
You know it's Florida when the fight begins with a cat, escalates to a pillow and finishes with a couch cushion
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
"A victim identified the alleged gunman's face in police photographs." **Checks photo** Yeah, that's pretty distinctive
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
"A victim identified the alleged gunman's face in police photographs." **Checks photo** Yeah, that's pretty distinctive
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Don't mess with momma's TV
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Terrifying new species of "alien" wasp that eats its victims from the inside out then lays eggs that burst out has been discovered. Sleep tight, Aussies
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(ANSA (Italy))
 
 
 
That Pompeii guy who was crushed under a boulder? They found the rest of him, as you would expect, under the boulder
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(WDBJ 7 Roanoke)
 
 
 
Once you find the largest contributor to the opioid crisis, you must cut it down with... a Herring
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton tries to make the me too movement all about him and be the victim
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
In a technological million-to-one shot, five police body cams all malfunction at the same time during a shooting incident
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Machete-wielding woman, 19, forced ex-boyfriend to have sex, cops say
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
*Clicks link about people shot at a retirement home in California* "Look at that video of a bear escaping a car"
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Footage released of Copers Cope Road burglar. Victims say they'll try to manage, try to adjust, oh what's the word
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Next phase: After demonizing your victims, deny compassion, sympathy, concern to victims. Push the envelope on hate, exclusion. Key fallacy: mind-reading, Tu Quoque
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Some corker pastes a yob caught bang to rights nicking some quid from an OAP at an ATM. Rozzers show to queer his pitch and yank him to the slammer. Hard cheese for the pincher
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Pokémon Go TO JAIL
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Pokémon Go TO JAIL
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Angelo Mozilo, former CEO of subprime mortgage lender Countrywide: I'm the real victim of the subprime mortgage crisis
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Never bring a machete to a weed whacker fight
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Never bring a machete to a weed whacker fight
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Either the Zombie Apocalypse has begun or Chicago cops were just a mite too hasty in pronouncing a shooting victim as a DOA
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Jamaica-Star)
 
 
 
Pioneering a new technique of avoiding arrest, man drops his pants, pretends to take a dump
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
IHOb -- The "b" was for bullets
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man does all he can not to shoot intruder hell bent on burning him alive. There really is only so much one can do, though
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man does all he can not to shoot intruder hell bent on burning him alive. There really is only so much one can do, though
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis area man known far and wide for his tireless philanthropy and support of all things local clinging to life after he witnessed a car theft in progress - and was promptly mowed down by the thieves in an attempt to eliminate witnesses
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Canoe)
 
 
 
♫ If I had a hammer ♫
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Time to reset the art show mass shooting clock
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Sat June 16, 2018
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Police searching for woman in suspected robbery. She shouldn't be too hard to spot
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Thu June 14, 2018
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Hoveround. Hoverground. Hoverditch
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Hoveround. Hoverground. Hoverditch
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(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Break into your friend's house. Smoke some pot. Bake a cake. Mom's not going to be happy about this
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Mom fight in daycare parking lot escalates into 'ramming cars with children strapped inside'
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Wed June 13, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man fights for life after Maple Leaf shooting. Damn those are some bad ass trees
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man fights for life after Maple Leaf shooting. Damn those are some bad ass trees
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Lenny Dykstra arrested for pointing gun at driver, threatening to kill him. No word if he mistook him for Mitch Williams
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Bad: Your mugshot is in the news. Worse: For "a bizarre role playing sex encounter." Woof
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Tue June 12, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Some jerk with a flare gun leaves a Guitar solo
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(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
Man beaten off at Brick's Road Park died from asphyxiation. Strike that. Reverse it
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Mon June 11, 2018
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
I poop on your road rage
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
I poop on your road rage
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
One of the many lies depression tells you is that you should feel ashamed of being its victim
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Fri June 08, 2018
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Arm found inside alligator caught in Florida lake. Amos Moses wanted for questioning
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mueller adds some ketchup to his nothingburger
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hannity asks his viewers: "Are you really that dumb?"
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Logging truck collides with strawberry truck, creates deadly jam
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump Derangement Syndrome is causing people to speculate about the hostage situation in the White House, claims the living embodiment of the Like And Such As speech
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Body found lying in street near Camping World Stadium. Investigators describe the situation as tents
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Woman "drunk on enough bourbon to put her in a coma" drove drunk and killed someone, and the victim was a notorious hateful white supremacist
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In utterly shocking news, it seems Ajit Pai-Face and his giant mug made up the story about the FCC being a victim of a DDOS attack
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Apparently you can bring ketchup to a knife fight
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Having a roommate is great for cutting the rent in half. Cutting the roommate in half is generally frowned upon
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Electric vehicle foils would-be carjackers. No charge yet
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
"Remember my face you punk ass biatch." OK
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"I may be old, and had a stroke, but I'm not weak," says 67-year-old stroke victim who fought off a knife-wielding robber. "The guy standing at the door, I think I know who you are and you're mine"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
White House aides believe Trump hired legal team that reflects who he is
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Remember the dancing FBI agent who accidentally shot somebody? There's video, he looks even more Responsible-Gun-Ownerish than we imagined. (Dumbass, Stupid, and Asinine tags duck for Followup tag)
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Mon June 04, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Someone gets hit by a train. Do you a) rush to their aid, b) call emergency services or c) stand around and take selfies?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Someone alerted Fox News that white cops are affected by the opioid crisis, and suddenly they care a great deal about victims of this horrific health epidemic
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
It's the same old story in Chicago: Man urinates on train platform, woman asks man to stop, man punches woman for having the audacity to confront him
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
It's the same old story in Chicago: Man urinates on train platform, woman asks man to stop, man punches woman for having the audacity to confront him
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Do we re-set the clock when a woman in parking garage overlooking San Diego's Rock & Roll Marathon holds an airsoft rifle to her mouth while a SDPD officer accidentally shoots himself?
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Benedict Cumberbatch is a gig economy superhero
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Fri June 01, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
So, you can actually be charged for "aggressive meat sales?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Busted taillight leads to 3 dead bodies, 1 kidnap victim. Just imagine if the guy hadn't had proof of insurance
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman gets seven years and deportation for forced labor of illegal immigrant - as in, forcing her to have sex with various men to try to get pregnant
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Thu May 31, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
You're surrounded by lava. Shooting at it or at your neighbors isn't a solution
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Wed May 30, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sky-typing plane crashes, his last message reads "help, no fu--" whatever that means
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested after getting evicted from hotel after noise complaint, bringing guns, ammo unto property, charged with stalking, hunting tourists out of season
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Zodiac Killer claims the Rockets as his latest victim
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Mon May 28, 2018
(WRCB)
 
 
 
"What are you going to do, shoot me?" asked shooting victim
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Man pleads no contest to 5-year-old girl's rape, sentenced to 90 days of house arrest and doesn't have to register as sex offender. Article sums it up perfectly: "Burgess is very wealthy"
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Off-duty officer Castle Doctrines his home from another off-duty officer who happened to be his brother coming by to say hi
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Police release composite sketch of alleged conman, who was apparently wearing a tinted windshield from a '78 Buick (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Bend Bulletin)
 
 
 
Drugged driver who seriously injured and blinded a man broke down and cried in the courtroom, asking for mercy. That's when prosecutors played tapes of him laughing and mocking his victim while he was in jail
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(IndyStar)
 
NewsFlash
 
Your daily school shooting thread
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Thu May 24, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman falls 30 feet from waterfall in Slippery Rock
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman falls 30 feet from waterfall in Slippery Rock
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Charles in Charge of avoiding molestation charges
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Traffic on Fox and Breitbart just dropped by 90 percent
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man charged with kidnapping after hiding in victim's back seat. Holy crap, that almost never works
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is this the biggest "no" headline in the history of no headlines?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Richie Incognito held for psychiatric evaluation. Surprised it took this long
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After he was killed in a car accident, victim's dad made sure his son's girlfriend had a date to the Prom. Is it dusty in here or what?
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Tue May 22, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
You've made some interesting choices in life if police searching for you for an attempted burglary find you face down and naked on a bridge in Arkansas
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
You've made some interesting choices in life if police searching for you for an attempted burglary find you face down and naked on a bridge in Arkansas
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Turns out the police did shoot at the white guy. Some of the victims may have been "collateral damage"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of the Santa Fe shooter: "The real victim here is my son"
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
You know you have a drinking problem when you put someone in the hospital for arguing over a beer coozie
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(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
2TWENTY 8IGHT year old man killed at Drake's restaurant in the 6IX
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Homicide victim's body found by mushroom pickers. Friends say he was a fun guy. I'll let myself out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man who wears dresses and flamboyantly fabulous hats proclaims his love of gay men
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Two of the witnesses were passing by saw all of this occurring, stopped their vehicles, got out and - they were concealed handgun holders - and began firing at the individual"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man upset over noisy kids. Does he A: Yell at them to shut up? B: Call their parents? or C: Open fire on them with an AK-47? (With bonus 'I don't own a comb' mugshot goodness)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man upset over noisy kids. Does he A: Yell at them to shut up? B: Call their parents? or C: Open fire on them with an AK-47? (With bonus 'I don't own a comb' mugshot goodness)
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Triangle Man accused of choking woman, hating Particle Man
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Super gonorrhea is spreading like applause across the globe
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Rainbow appears over Texas sky before church service honoring Santa Fe shooting victims. Somewhere, an eagle is crying. Now is the time to discuss gun control. Not next time. Now
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Sun May 20, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Texas high school mass shooting suspect allegedly shot and killed girl who turned him down and made fun of him in front of people in class
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Police unsure why man would stand outside woman's bathroom stall moaning and breathing heavily
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Fri May 18, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Have you been a victim of road rage? Been guilty of it?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You hear there's been a deadly school shooting. Do you (A) turn on the news to see what happened (B) set up a GoFundMe page for the victims' families, or, (C) grab your MAGA hat, 'Murkan flag and gun, and head on down to the scene of the crime
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Shooting victim decides to cosplay Logan
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Thu May 17, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man critical after hatchet attack. Well, I would be too, if my attacker didn't bother with martial feats and could only use a 1D4 improvised light weapon
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
News: suspect threatened man with 3-foot alligator during kidnapping. Fark: Ransom demand was $800
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Man who ran out of gas in St. Louis forgot to ask for unleaded
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Wed May 16, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
MSU settles with Larry Nassar's victims for $500 million. Sounds like they've been saving that up for quite a long time
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you are using combustion-causing oxygen, do not light a cigarette
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
First random package bombs, now random transphobic murder (terrorism)? Texas tag needed
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former congressman Farenthold reneges on his pledge to repay taxpayers for using our money to pay off his victims
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
Weeners
 
Ruler-toting Iowan pleads guilty for trying to take measure of a man
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
Weeners
 
Ruler-toting Iowan pleads guilty for trying to take measure of a man
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Sat May 12, 2018
(France 24)
 
 
 
Réinitialiser l'horloge
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Change your name, move overseas, consider massive facial reconstructive surgery, because 65k texts girl is back and on video
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Fri May 11, 2018
(WISTV)
 
 
 
If an arrestee can kick out a window of a patrol car and jump onto a highway while the vehicle is moving, and later kick out the window of a 2nd patrol car that comes to help, maybe you need to update your cars, South Carolina
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
If an arrestee can kick out a window of a patrol car and jump onto a highway while the vehicle is moving, and later kick out the window of a 2nd patrol car that comes to help, maybe you need to update your cars, South Carolina
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Deadspin finds Matt Patricia's assault report. Looking for the report goes over the Lion's heads, much like most of the their QB's passes
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(Asian Age)
 
 
 
Another reason not to get tattoos: they can confuse the shiat out of surgeons
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man visits porn site, gets following email:"Given Above mentioned software forced selfie camera of yours notebook computer. And this way I have black PR package against you. On that vidoerecord [sic] you flog the dummy"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oregon's legal marijuana business has become the victim of its own success, as prices are at rock bottom and many smaller growers and sellers are forced to leave the business entirely. Adam Smith nods knowingly, takes a hit from the bong
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Wed May 09, 2018
(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Florida Woman meets Arizona Man, goes on one date, proceeds to send over 65k text messages. Then the real stalking began
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(Real Clear Life)
 
 
 
JonBenet joins the Boy in the Box as victims whose killers may be identified by forensic genealogy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One of Trump's many sexual assault victims began her political career last night by securing the Democratic nomination for THE Ohio State Legislature
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will anyone have the stones to publically call out this piece of garbage? Could there possibly be relevent testimony from a victim? This is YOUR Gina Haspel (POS-Torturer) nomination hearing thread (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 09:30 AM EDT)
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Male student pulls up dress of female student, says he was "just playing." Girl lectures him about how it's wrong and demands an apology. Ha ha no, she grabs a pair of scissors and stabs him
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Male student pulls up dress of female student, says he was "just playing." Girl lectures him about how it's wrong and demands an apology. Ha ha no, she grabs a pair of scissors and stabs him
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Woman throws ashes of relative who died in police custody into face of LAPD chief. Police can't remember which victim this was again, on account of there being so many of them
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(valley morning star)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo: So, you're in a victim protection program? Don't worry, we only sold your information to a few vendors. It should be okay
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Tue May 08, 2018
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Homeless man forces his way into car and makes stranger drive him to KFC. To be fair, once those fortnightly cravings kick in, you'll do anything
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Woman winds up with hole in her head after nightclub power drill attack. "It is my understanding that the victim has since told medical staff that she heard the noise of the drill and felt her head being twisted"
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
2012: I swear to God, if I'm still working at this gas station when I'm 24 I'll set myself on fire
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Sun May 06, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
UK surgeons and lawmakers offer Trump invitation to inspect their blood soaked hospitals littered with stabbing victims firsthand
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The alleged leader of the free world mocks the Batlacan victims so he can stump for NRA votes. Every decent human being has a problem with this
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Angry neighbor makes the classic mistake of bringing a hose sprayer to a gun fight
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Angry neighbor makes the classic mistake of bringing a hose sprayer to a gun fight
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Sat May 05, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Woman named Paytsar Bkhchadzhyan hacks Paris Hilton, steals nude photos and $130k. Hopefully she used the stolen money to buy some vowels
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Woman named Paytsar Bkhchadzhyan hacks Paris Hilton, steals nude photos and $130k. Hopefully she used the stolen money to buy some vowels
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Thu May 03, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Identity thief accidentally ships phones to victim's home, then tries to pick them up himself
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If we don't release any economic data, no one will be able to figure out that our economy has gone bad
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Hi all...it's Doug (aka KB7RKY) here. Problem: I've been receiving A LOT of IRS Scam calls; 3 in the last three weeks alone, with the latest one received just a few hours ago. Help me, Moldy von Farkers...you're my only hope
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Man attacks two roommates with sword for stealing his sock, which makes sense since gnomes only take underwear
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Grapefruits? Why did she go with grapefruits? Meghan McCain complains about the left attacking conservatives with grapefruits. Is there some meme I should know about
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Mon April 30, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Like a burp from a bad onion, Roy Moore returns to file conspiracy lawsuit against his sexual abuse victims
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
"Who huffs computer cleaner while driving a car? On the interstate highway in the middle of the afternoon?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Parkland shooting victim Emma Gonzalez responses to Kanye West calling her 'his hero'. OUCH
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The heroic good guy with sense who stopped the idiotic bad guy armed with a gun in the Waffle House has already raised $200,000 ... for the other victims
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Sat April 28, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ Oh, I get high with a little help from my friends ♫ Mmmm, get by with a little help from my friends ♫ Mmm, Mama dies with a little help from my friends ♫ Yes, I get by with a...Wait, back up one
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Beware lawyers in hazmat suits bearing bolt cutters
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Thu April 26, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
We're all enjoying our visit to the Sunshine State - OMG there's a guy with a machete
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's keep this story alive, like this man kept his Waffle House co-patrons alive
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Today's lesson in the new new new common core math: Babies-R-Us + voodoo + evils spirits + box cutter = Florida
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Oregon man admits to having sex with a horse. One look at his mugshot and you'll know of course, of course
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Mon April 23, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Shut it down, we've achieved Peak Florida
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Sun April 22, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The fact that he was a large man in overalls made the subway assailant stand out, but the "MAGA" hat and shirt sort of iced the cake
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The fact that he was a large man in overalls made the subway assailant stand out, but the "MAGA" hat and shirt sort of iced the cake
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
If you're going to put a fake parking ticket on your car window so police won't give you a real one it's probably best to check that you don't park next to an unmarked police car ... with its dash camera turned on
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Starbucks: We need some good news, anyone have any ide....OH GOD
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Starbucks: We need some good news, anyone have any ide....OH GOD
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you come home to find a naked intruder in your bathtub eating your Cheetos?
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Tue April 17, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Your honor, I couldn't have possibly committed the rape because as you can see I'm a good-looking guy and she's 300 pounds"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Researchers find people with implanted neurostimulators are vulnerable to wireless attacks. Subby has three words for potential victims: Tin foil hat
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Hotel waffles: serious business
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Mon April 16, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
A nationwide search started Monday for a 56-year-old mother and grandmother, not because she is lost but because she accused of murder in two states
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Remember how Trump was climbing in ratings? That's over
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Sun April 15, 2018
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Explosive marijuana claims another victim
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Fri April 13, 2018
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Okay, so aside from Greitens himself, is there anyone left in Missouri that wants him to stay on as Governor?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
It's possible that the biggest crisis actor of them all is Alex Jones. After all, he fits the definition: a false flag-waving paid plant at a tragedy, invented by right-wing conspiracy fans as a way to dream away the real victims of school shootings
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Thu April 12, 2018
(The Register)
 
 
 
The true victims of Brexit are: a) Brits having to watch their country self-harm, b) immigrants no longer feeling welcome in the UK, or c) RuneScape players
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Ain't nothing like a Chik-Fil-A drive thru fight because a Chik-Fil-A drive thru fight ain't over until a gun gets drawn
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Ain't nothing like a Chik-Fil-A drive thru fight because a Chik-Fil-A drive thru fight ain't over until a gun gets drawn
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(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Canada's national tragedy claims another victim
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith offers to have Stan Lee come live with him as reports surface that Lee is a victim of elder abuse
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Officer who was fired after dragging United passenger off plane is suing because he's the real victim here
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Dad stunned to find out his teenage boy paid $480 for one hour with a blond Scottish prostitute
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Tue April 10, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
It won't bring the victims back, however the gofundme for the Humboldt Broncos is closing in on $6 million and is the fifth largest of all time. Tag is for everyone who has donated
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
You're going straight to hell - reason #573
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Unrepentant scumbag continues to be unrepentant
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher participating in a statewide teacher walkout, you're not helping the cause if you use the time to have sex with a student
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Road Rage score: Mazda 3 hatchback 48, crotch rocket 3
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Least anti-Semitic president ever didn't give a rat's ass about fire victim because he was just "a crazy Jew"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Popularity of the "never mind the crime it's unfair how you caught me" defense on the rise among Republicans
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Sun April 08, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Shooting your husband in the head because you don't want to cook him breakfast isn't normal. But in Normalville it is
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ingraham and her seventeen ... twelve ... nine ... four remaining advertisers due back at Fox tomorrow following her "vacation". Let's see if anyone notices
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(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
Roof installer pitches fit and repossesses roof for late payment. Slapped with shingle charge of criminal damage and fined $4,500, beats being tarred and papered
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
'Wrestling' blamed for stabbing death of woman. Man, I guess it isn't all fake, then
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Thu April 05, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NRA's Dana Loesch says MLK, who was assassinated by rifle shot from across the street, would still be alive if he'd been carrying a concealed weapon. Bonus: crazy-eyes
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Protip: If your storage locker is being sold at auction, maybe take the child porn out of it, first. Especially if you're the adult featured in it
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Indiana Man arrested in Florida after going to the shell festival to take photos of the bearded clams
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
NTSB spokesman claims it's "very uncommon" for an airplane's wing to fall off in flight. Well, I would hope so
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Police find grow operation in suspect's home after road rage stabbing in Kenosha is the most Wisconsin story you'll read today
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Police find grow operation in suspect's home after road rage stabbing in Kenosha is the most Wisconsin story you'll read today
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Suspect decapitates man with a vacuum. That sucks
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Wed April 04, 2018
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Knives, scissors, lesbian twins, 69 news website. This story has it all
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Knives, scissors, lesbian twins, 69 news website. This story has it all
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(NPR)
 
 
 
No link between the shooter and the victims shot at YouTube HQ yesterday
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
After yet another unarmed black man is shot down, California considers changing law so that police can open fire only "when necessary." Old standard of "whenever" had some flaws
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Apparently harassing the Parkland high school students can be your own personal erotica site
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apple Watch can track movement, monitor heart rate, identify murderer
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man stabbed in pub fight doesn't let the knife sticking out of his back deter him from ordering another pint before agreeing to go to the hospital
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mandela effect claims another victim
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(RedState)
 
 
 
Bully gets a bloody nose and begs his victims' parents to please make the pain stop
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Sat March 31, 2018
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
New York judge apologizes for getting his hands on a few too many briefs
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
If I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean. And if I didn't have one, I'd steal it from my neighbor. And we would hit a sandbar, and be rescued by the sheriff, who'd wonder why I wasn't wearing my ankle monitor
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Online prostitution post by Carrot Top leads to robbery, lots of junk in trunks
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(Salina Post)
 
 
 
Ceiling ex is watching you, well, everything
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(Salina Post)
 
 
 
Ceiling ex is watching you, well, everything
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
London based KGB defector Boris Karpichkov claims that he was warned in February 2018 of a Putin approved hit list containing the names of nerve agent victim Sergei Skripal, Christopher Steele, and American expatriate Bill Browder
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
US to Russia: Oh stop playing the victim. You assholes won't stop f*cking with us so grow a pair and deal with it, f*cking crybabies
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
And while her brother takes care of the advertisers, Lauren Hogg tags in to powerslam Laura "seeking Kyle" Ingraham. Wow, that's gotta hurt
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sister of Florida high school shooting victim to Melania Trump: My brother is being cyber-bullied. Where are you?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Worboys release decision overturned, in move Immortan Joe considers mediocre
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
At least 5 injured after dispute between driver and people on the street leads to driver getting out of van and chasing after people with an ax
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(K2 Radio)
 
 
 
The officer photographed the girl's left arm and saw a red mark "consistent with something hot, like a burrito, striking her"
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Tue March 27, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
White Sox rehire groundskeeper after he clears the dirt from his name
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If your schizophrenic roommate thinks you're a devil worshipper, hide all the kitchen knives and sleep with one eye open
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If your schizophrenic roommate thinks you're a devil worshipper, hide all the kitchen knives and sleep with one eye open
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now they're suggesting one way to curb the sexual abuse in elite gymnastics is to A) always have a parent or guardian present B) properly vet the adults involved or C) ban those darn sexy leotards?
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Newcastle Herald (Australia))
 
 
 
Lawyering 101: If a client asks for their deposit back, don't show her a pic of your balls instead
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Times Square has changed so much that muggers now wear suits and ties when beating the crap out of other subway riders
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Darwin's very own method for getting off
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Sun March 25, 2018
(The Local)
 
 
 
Driver faces prison for giving middle finger to speed cameras. Difficulty: Depuis quand les Français sont-ils considérés comme polis?
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Fri March 23, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Subby was going to name his band Subterranean Voodoo Sex Slaves, but it appears a Spanish DJ already did
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Entire city of Atlanta being held hostage, negotiations underway over whether or not to pay
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
First victim of gun confiscation: Han Solo
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Thu March 22, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Why do they do it? Why do domestic violence abusers have their faces tattooed with clown markings? For the mugshot of course
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