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Mon December 06, 2021
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Last name checks out
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man threatens McDonald's employee with a BB gun over drive-thru wait. No word if the ice cream machine was working
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Detroit Lions win their first game of the year, but the game ball doesn't belong to anyone on the team. It goes to the families of the Oxford High School shooting victims
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Sat December 04, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
News: You had one job, and did it so poorly that someone's dead. Fark: Your job was being a "comfort animal" at a therapy farm
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
News: You had one job, and did it so poorly that someone's dead. Fark: Your job was being a "comfort animal" at a therapy farm
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The paper of record, or the paper of record royalites? How a NYT series about oceans became a scam to fleece musicians of their royalties, as explained by one of the victims
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm not saying I agree....but I agree
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Victimiser tries to play victim
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Is it too soon to start talking about responsible chefs and British cuisine control?
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Thu December 02, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Families of people killed at Travis Scott's Crushapalooza Festival are turning down his offers to pay for funeral costs on news that they'll be getting a lot more money by just suing him
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bill had been happily married for 30 years to Candace, and they had three children. In his free time, Bill enjoyed all types of outdoor activities, reworking older cars, and home and garden projects. And then, Bill just murdered everyone
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bill had been happily married for 30 years to Candace, and they had three children. In his free time, Bill enjoyed all types of outdoor activities, reworking older cars, and home and garden projects. And then, Bill just murdered everyone
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Suspect arrested who may or may have not pointed gun at six month old baby over parking dispute. To be clear: the baby, not the driver, probably
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Tue November 30, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Imagine your haircut if your barber was arguing at the time. Now instead of a haircut, imagine freakin lasers
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman misunderstands the meaning of UberEats
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Mon November 29, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The House of Gucci is VERY upset that "House of Gucci" portrayed them accurately
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Sun November 28, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"I am speaking out today because, as a reporter, it is my job to tell the truth. And this is mine. I want every victim of domestic violence to know: You are not alone. And if you get out, I promise you, there is light at the end of the tunnel"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Today's Fark headline challenge: Is it fair to deny lung transplants to COVID-19 victims who refuse to be vaccinated?
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Fri November 26, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
If you've been a victim of a crime, you may have also funded it
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
New member of church tells pastor he has problems with the church's guidelines about incest, winds up having a seat right over here
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Wed November 24, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Weekend at Bernie's Blue
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Carjacker throws victim's phone out the window during getaway, but not before taking a selfie with it
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Why do all these straight men keep sucking my AAAAAAAGGHHHH
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Hit & Run driver: BAM (ouch) BAM (ouch) alright one more BAM (ouch) there that should do it... good as new
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Baltimore police being sued for confiscating cash and jewelry from crime victims. If only there was an agency that protected the public
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Apparently even bad pizza has fans
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Wack wack wack, pew pew pew
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Monday Food thread: Looking beyond the giant heap of leftovers many of us will have later this week, what is your usual meal prep strategy? Do you plan for the week? Mix and match every few days? Just wing it most nights? Or something else?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Natural gas industry complaining of being victim of "cancel culture". You'd think with climate change it wouldn't be such a little snowflake
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Sun November 21, 2021
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Timbit rage
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Thu November 18, 2021
(KWTX Waco)
 
 
 
Spicy woman who threw spicy menudo gets placed under spicy arrest
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
The term "sex offender" offends sex offenders
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
The term "sex offender" offends sex offenders
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Netflix to make workplace comedy about its murder victim
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Beer shortages. This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
You steal 46 million dollars worth of cryptocurrency. Do you buy a house? A car? A boat? Or a rare username in the gaming community that allows the FBI to easily track you?
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Wed November 17, 2021
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Pizza shop worker attacked with ladle, cash register stolen, robbers make off with dough
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(SportsNaut)
 
 
 
Rams QB Matt Stafford, Monday night: 26/41, 243yds, 1TD, 2INT. Matt Stafford's wife, Monday night: 1 pretzel thrown, one apology to victim
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(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
"Humping"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
You'd think a person acquitted of murder because Superstorm Sandy destroyed key evidence during his trial would thank his lucky stars, cry he will he never kill again and vow to live a clean life. Since this is Fark
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Even energy vampires have to start somewhere, such as pranking local news stations into thinking they're a yo-yo master
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(MSN)
 
 
 
St Louis couple pardoned for aiming guns at Black Lives Matter protesters showed up at trial to support Kyle Rittenhouse, intimidate jury
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Mon November 15, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Judge shoots down Alex Jones' lawyers' defense, says he's definitely on the Hook to pay damages to school shooting victims and their families
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Sun November 14, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Lucky casino haul leads to unlucky U-Haul ride
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Shave and a haircut, two dead
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Shave and a haircut, two dead
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(9 News)
 
 
 
GTA Denver: 8 carjackings, 1 fatal shooting, 1 pistol whipping, ending in a crash... all in an hour
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Fri November 12, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Take your own dick pics
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Thu November 11, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philadelphia: still an FAFO kinda town. Even at the Christmas Village in Love Park
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Malware cat is watching you Facebook humblebrag
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Wed November 10, 2021
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: we can start having sex with monkeys again
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
No big deal, just visitors to a major American tourism city being warned that they shouldn't rent cars because smash and grabs are out of control
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eiweiweiweiweiw wuh wuh
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Semi-naked knifeman stabs multiple people on street before he's rammed by cop car. This actually is a repeat (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
First it was MLK. Now it's Jesus. Before you know it, it'll be Sir Robin for Kaaron Rodgers
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
Who would win a fight between a Motel 6 guest with a barking dog and an Econo Lodge guest with a barking dog? What if only one of them had a knife?
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Midvale wedding shooting leaves one dead after best man couldn't get in the damn door
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Sun November 07, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after randomly attacking people with a) gun, b) knife, c) frying pan
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Astroworld crowd surge investigation has taken a turn for the surreal
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Fri November 05, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A-a-ron, who let down his team and fans by not getting vaccinated, knows who the real victim is: "I'm in the crosshairs of the woke mob right now so before my final nail gets put in my cancel culture casket, I'd like to set the record straight"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man has a silhouette of the Sunshine State tattooed on his forehead. We know this because he was arrested for felony mother throttling
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two Iowa high school students murdered their Spanish teacher in a sick and twisted plot
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
NJ: Jack won't hit the road
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Man Allegedly Killed Father-in-Law With Leaf Blower During Argument About Pig. Word jumble or actual headline? You decide
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Thu November 04, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cops unearth clues on missing geologist; their slate of theories leaves no stone unturned: just chalk it up to a gneiss drive gone wrong, or was he a victim of basalt? Tuff to say, but they're taking nothing for granite. Sometimes schist just happens
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Wed November 03, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
A 98-year-old Covid-19 victim's body that was donated for research was instead dissected at a $500/ticket viewing event in a Portland hotel ballroom without the family's knowledge. Wait, what?
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Cross dressing in a fat suit and throwing acid is no way to go through med school, son
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Cross dressing in a fat suit and throwing acid is no way to go through med school, son
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
♫ I was someone in the air that night, as I took flight, Fernando ♫ As I tumbled from the balcony, my limbs hung free, Fernando ♫ Though I never thought I'd come loose, I struck your head ♫ If I had to do the same again, I would my friend, Fernando ♫
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Tue November 02, 2021
(KXXV Waco)
 
 
 
Man is accused of shooting his friend multiple times and then barricading himself inside an apartment complex. Fark: Because he was offended by what his friend was wearing to a wedding
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Insurrection Barbie is the real victim of a mob and that is why she should not go to prison
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Mon November 01, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Tension over pole builds for several months, until man can't take it anymore and shoots his load into his neighbor
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Tension over pole builds for several months, until man can't take it anymore and shoots his load into his neighbor
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Man's birthday celebration is dead in the water
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
One dead, two wounded in Halloween party shooting, proving why 'sexy gunshot victim' is a terrible costume choice
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Utah sex offender arrested after greeting trick-or-treaters in the nude, also invited small children into his house
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Sun October 31, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
He should have seen this coming
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
He should have seen this coming
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Sat October 30, 2021
(Mid Hudson News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: 27 shots on a party bus. New hotness: 27 shots in a party bus
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Fri October 29, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
An effort was made
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Thu October 28, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Charleston church shooting victims, DOJ reach $88M settlement over white nationalist's gun sale negligence of FBI. 88 you say? Odd they would choose that number
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
World Series Game 4 will feature the most dishonest, cheating, whining thing saying they're the real victim here. Also, the Astros will be there
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(BBC)
 
 
 
'Cannibal killer' denied parole for refusing to reveal what he did with his victim's body. Although, the 'cannibal' part may provide some hints
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Gun-pointing lawyer and senate candidate McCloskey: No, 13-year-old incest victims should never be allowed to get an abortion
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Wed October 27, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Go to your room Braiden
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
I'm not a grammar Nazi, but this was one of those times a comma or two in the headline would have been really handy
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
St. Louis woman negotiates with intruder while on hold for 911
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Judge in Kyle Rittenhouse trial rules prosecutors can't call shooting victims "victims," but "arsonist" and "looter" are still okay
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tik-Tok star with almost a million followers pleads not guilty to charges of murdering his estranged wife and the man he suspected of being her lover. Trial to be broadcast in 60-second clips as soon as the judge picks out a soundtrack and dance routine
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Mon October 25, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Evil clown claims another victim
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(Chicago Reader)
 
 
 
Bobcat Goldthwait on cancel culture (tldr: It's a myth invented by corporate-backed millionaire comics who receive criticism after picking on marginalized groups so they can paint themselves as the true victim in order to boost sales)
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Sun October 24, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Poor, poor ransomware hacker groups say that they're the real victims here after one of them finds out
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Sat October 23, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Woman charged with murder had hit list of potential future victims. No word on whether Billy Madison was one of those
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The Cop who killed the uncle of the girl who filmed George Floyd's murder has been charged with manslaughter. No, it wasn't "payback" so much as a dumbass cop who thought a 100 MPH chase through a residential neighborhood was a good idea
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Thu October 21, 2021
(KOB4)
 
 
 
It looks like a Brandon Lee happened in Alec Baldwin's latest film
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Belligerent burglars bone beneficiary by bulletin
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Wed October 20, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for violating letter of the law with a letter of the law
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Wolfgang Van Halen responds to idiot fans who want him to play his dad's songs but not use VH initials: "Last I checked it was my f*ckin' name"
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Tue October 19, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"There was a time when being on "Survivor" meant being sent to a remote island to test physical and mental resilience. Nowadays, as one former contestant found out, walking to pilates class in Santa Monica is more treacherous"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
With Florida Man behind the wheel, Tesla Model S Plaid takes just six seconds to go from zero to homicide
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Lawyer who represented George Zimmerman arrested for standing his ground in a juvenile rape case
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Phish Phan Phalls
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Phish Phan Phalls
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
If you're working on a building site in the UK and suddenly can't find your gloves, you might want to keep an eye out for this little gal
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Mon October 18, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bow-and-arrow attack victims likely stabbed to death. Legolas unavailable for comment
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Art professor pleads guilty to charges that she went over to another lady's house on Christmas Eve for a game of rock, garden shears, hot fire poker. So, rule 36?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Y chromosome goes extinct on FX
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in Texas, including the idiot who tried (and failed) to impersonate a judge. BONUS: He was re-arrested on controlled substance charges a week later after a search warrant was executed, and a fake FBI ID was also recovered
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
So teamwork
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
So teamwork
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri's one and only shark attack
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Roughly 86 percent of the children were girls and nearly 60,000 of the marriages involved an age difference such that the younger spouse could have been considered a victim of a sex crime"
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you're trying to run a marathon, and instead you get punched out by Gary Coleman?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Since the UK has banned guns and makes knives hard to get, criminals are now using bottles as weapons. Hand over your money or I'll bop you with this Coke bottle
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Since the UK has banned guns and makes knives hard to get, criminals are now using bottles as weapons. Hand over your money or I'll bop you with this Coke bottle
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Thu October 14, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Person shot near Muckleshoot. Police investigation hinges on question of whether or not the victim is, in fact, a Muckle
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Porn movies once more proven completely unrealistic when a real life lesbian cop finds her partner in bed with another woman and does not join in for a spontaneous threesome but shoots them both instead
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News contributor calls Columbus the first victim of "cancel culture." Millions of dead indigenous people unavailable for comment
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Ray Fosse, A's broadcaster and Pete Rose bowling victim, dies after a 16-year battle with cancer, aged 74. F cancer
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
There's a fine line between wanting to choke a coworker with a metal wire and actually choking a coworker with a metal wire
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Wed October 13, 2021
(9 News)
 
 
 
Once again the saying is "don't kill the messenger"
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Once again the saying is "don't kill the messenger"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York governor apologizes to families of nursing home COVID victims because the former one that killed them never did
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
How to tell you have bad decision making skills: You try to carjack an MMA fighter using a wooden stick, you don't know how to drive the car, you flee police by going the wrong way into oncoming traffic, then think you can outrun a police dog
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(The Argus (UK))
 
 
 
The Great Brighton Bin Disaster claims its first victim
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Tue October 12, 2021
(ITV)
 
 
 
Get used to hearing more about the Nipah virus, which kills 50% of its victims, because it could be the next pandemic threat. Enjoy the rest of this pandemic
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You've gotta make that first stab count
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Multiple victims reported after aircraft smashes into multiple houses in Santee, California
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Vermont bow hunting season begins
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(Dexerto)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber mocks Tom Cruise playing guitar, apparently unaware that Tom Cruise doesn't play guitar
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Oh I remember this episode of The Next Generation with Data and Bruce Maddox
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Cunning thief breaks into home, opens food locker, and steals the green jewel
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Where was Dionne Warwick when you needed her?
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Problem with bullies is that when someone finally stands up to them, they play the victim
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Wed October 06, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Deaf man arrested for alleged sign language death threat
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Tue October 05, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Nonagenarian Florida man punches neighbor in the face due to 'get off my lawn' dispute
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Mon October 04, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're doing it wrong
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Car thief unable to find closest "leave a baby, take a baby" drop off location opts for streetcorner instead
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
A man driving an SUV with 5 children inside stops to help potentially-injured people from a multiple-car crash. His SUV is stolen minutes later by one of the crash victims
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Sun October 03, 2021
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Ransomware gangs are shocked, SHOCKED, that other crooks are stealing their ransoms
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
The MTA runs those no-subway-surfing PSAs for a reason, and here's one of the reasons now
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Sat October 02, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Break out the world's tiniest violin for the victims of "private jet rage" who got served the wrong kind of vodka
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Fri October 01, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Hot Grits Attack is the name of my newly-discovered intestinal disorder
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Neighbor of Brian Laundrie's family arrested for assaulting protesters who were using bullhorns, handing out wanted posters of Brian. Doesn't North Port have noise ordinances to clamp down on amplified sounds in residential neighborhoods?
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
First we had a carjacking by crossbow, now we have murder with crossbow. When will we have a serious discussion about crossbow control in this country?
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Wed September 29, 2021
(US News)
 
 
 
If you're going to have a deadly train derailment, at least have it rural Montana where hundreds will converge to treat the wounded, cut open train cars, provide food and shelter, unload luggage, drive victims hundreds of miles to reunite with family
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Boston man charged in January 6th storming of white female-black male interracial couple's engagement photos on Facebook with hate speech and threats. Must've missed the bus to DC or something
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Boston man charged in January 6th storming of white female-black male interracial couple's engagement photos on Facebook with hate speech and threats. Must've missed the bus to DC or something
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Don't need money, don't take fame, but you gotta wear a mask to ride this train
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
It wasn't all bad news for the 57 year old drowning victim, he had the winning lottery ticket in his wallet
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Tue September 28, 2021
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Auto 1066 has begun conceptual development in Atlanta
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(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
The skydive was uneventful except for the dying part
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Providence police identify victim in Broad Street cafe shooting, as some observers decry wave of violence behind the city's 19 homicides this year and others claim it should be called 'Dame Street' instead
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Blizzard settles harassment and discrimination complaint filed by the EEOC. Victims will be compensated from an $18 million fund, and each be given a coupon for free cockpunch delivered by the Blizzard executive of their choice
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Activision agrees to pay harassment victims in face of lawsuit. But they're still have to buy the right lootboxes to collect
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Purdue Pharma/Sackler family settlement will give victims and their families a check for tree fiddy and a coupon for 50% off the co-pay on their next prescription for OxyContin
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Has mocking unvaccinated Covid victims become a new "blood sport," and if so, will Jean-Claude Van Damme star in the film?
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Mon September 27, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man assaults wife after facetime sex romp. Apparently it wasn't the face that was the part in question
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Sun September 26, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Just because someone is homeless doesn't mean you can treat them like a NPC
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Just because someone is homeless doesn't mean you can treat them like a NPC
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Fri September 24, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Find the middle point between the hip and the genitals, make a fist and push as hard as you can." A good Friday night in Farkistan or new shark bite treatment? Why not both?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
26 men arrested in India for gang-raping a 15-year-old girl 33 times over a period of 8 months
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Thu September 23, 2021
(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Hospital employee stabbed while on break in Taunton. And you thought the break room smelled bad on the outside
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man finds woman drugged him and stole his watch. Kidneys still intact
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
That bonding moment, when a boy and his mom pistol whip and carjack someone together
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Wed September 22, 2021
(MPR News)
 
 
 
After exhaustive investigation, police find the criminal mastermind who "hid" a car full of bodies in a cornfield. It helped that the suspect left his driver's license behind
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
After exhaustive investigation, police find the criminal mastermind who "hid" a car full of bodies in a cornfield. It helped that the suspect left his driver's license behind
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
♫ Ah, sugar (du doo du doo doo). Ah, coffee, coffee (du doo du doo doo). You are my McDonald's stabbing dude. And you got me fearing you
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
♫ Ah, sugar (du doo du doo doo). Ah, coffee, coffee (du doo du doo doo). You are my McDonald's stabbing dude. And you got me fearing you
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1980, the Midtown Stabber stabbed his first victim, striking terror into his victims and raising ire with rivals the Southside Slasher and the Downtown Denogginizer
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Tue September 21, 2021
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Yo Dawg, I herd you like vigils for shooting victims, so I put shooting victims in your vigil
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Shooting of gas station worker by anti-masker shocks the United States. Wait, make that "shocks Germany," we'd need a stack of bodies and a Satanic nun dancing on a pile of dead babies dressed up as Marilyn Monroe to move the outrage needle here
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The media's obsession with white girl Gabrielle Petito's disappearance looks to some Native Americans like racism, in much the same way that some of the demonstrators gathered in Charlottesville back in '17 looked to outside observers like Nazis
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a legislator scorned
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(WSAW Wausau)
 
 
 
A couple of good ol' boys in Mississippi couldn't believe their luck when they spotted the empty car with the FREE CAR sign on the side of the road, with the key in the ignition. Guess what happened next
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
After being blamed for a person's COVID death, county health officer is forced to resign. FARK: He was blamed because the victim wasn't given ivermectin
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Mon September 20, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Please note: when storing 'large fireworks' keep them away from the stove, especially if you're going to stay up all night doing drugs
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
Refs decide that a QB can be sacked after throwing the ball
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Mother and daughter butt hurt after being charged with murder after performing an illegal butt lift operation
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(Virginia Mercury)
 
 
 
Virginia judge jails testifying domestic violence victim for smoking marijuana earlier that day. Difficulty: Prosecutors say she wasn't intoxicated, and marijuana is legal in Virginia
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Sat September 18, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Due to unscrupulous price gouging, victims of unscrupulous anti-vax "info" might not be able to afford livestock dewormer
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Thu September 16, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
If you agree to pay your victim millions of dollars to buy their silence about a crime you committed against them, that's a binding contract and you still have to pay even if if everybody later finds out what you did anyway, Mr. Speaker
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Do not mix cheesesteaks, soccer fans and trash can lids
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Wed September 15, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Woman runs down and kills 70-year-old woman while trying to hit 50-year-old man, perhaps in bizarre farmer's market revenge scheme
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Woman runs down and kills 70-year-old woman while trying to hit 50-year-old man, perhaps in bizarre farmer's market revenge scheme
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Woman successfully completes the reverse National Lampoon's Vacation leash scene by being tethered to dog on train
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Tue September 14, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
41 inmates die in Tangerang prison fire in Indonesia. Rufio, Lost Boys wanted for questioning
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Headline: 21-year old college student hacked 40 peoples' iPhones and stole their crypto currency and nude photos. Reality: He bribed an employee of the victim's cell phone carrier to do a sim card swap to his phone
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman who couldn't go through the effort of putting a mask on goes through the effort of rounding up thugs to assault a grocery security guard
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxer Bob Enyart -- the Denver pastor who used to gleefully read AIDS victims' obituaries on TV over Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust" -- has bitten the dust
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Mon September 13, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Five Guys is maybe Three or Four Guys after employee takes umbrage at coworker's feedback of his productivity
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Escalator etiquette doesn't seem to be followed in this situation. Can you spot what this guy does wrong? (with video)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette is here to remind you that you, you, you, oughta know she was a victim of statutory rape and that the kind of guys that would have sex with 15 year old girls should CUT IT OUT
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Sat September 11, 2021
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Bloodstained luggage: Not a bad band name, but a bad thing to try to put into a taxicab
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Bloodstained luggage: Not a bad band name, but a bad thing to try to put into a taxicab
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
She likes her cocktails Molotov style
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Fri September 10, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Leave the boxes. Take the sneakers
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Leave the boxes. Take the sneakers
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Thu September 09, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Man who murdered four says he thought it was a pizza parlor
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Man who murdered four says he thought it was a pizza parlor
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Scheme to steal Surfside victim IDs collapses, three suspects with their many stories went to jail and are not sure if they'll have pancakes for breakfast. Hopefully they can become better people by rebuilding their rubble-strewn lives
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Dylan Roof is appealing his death sentence on the grounds that he's scared, white and more valuable than his victims
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Prince Andrew thinks he'll get away with rape (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
QNuts clamor for their right to dewormer, while hospital clamors to save Q's victims
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to four years in prison for selling toner at inflated prices. HP seen sweating nervously
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Shave and a haircut, two fist
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Shave and a haircut, two fist
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Tue September 07, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Prominent GOP donor charged with sex trafficking attempted to get one of his victims to sign an Non-Disclosure Agreement, suggesting that he probably had a EULA that popped up whenever he took off his pants in front of a fourteen-year-old
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Haunted mine ride now more haunted
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Family files lawsuit against church citing abuse at hands of youth minister. Church denied allegations and blamed the victim for seducing said minister
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Mon September 06, 2021
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
What a pisser
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
What a pisser
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Fri September 03, 2021
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
A: Oh fark, a truck, and a ruck
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
First US Cardinal ever charged with sex crimes arraigned in court. Not expected to sing like a songbird
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Nevada teenager left high school during first period, randomly stabbed a man to death then returned to class. Now that's dedication to school
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Nevada teenager left high school during first period, randomly stabbed a man to death then returned to class. Now that's dedication to school
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Collateral damage
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Insurers to Ida hurricane victims : yeah, you're kind of a sucker for paying us for all these years because we ain't giving you a cent
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Protestor at anti-stabbing rally gets stabbed
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Thu September 02, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
We're doomed. Demons now have computers (or maybe just smartphones?) and can now send taunting text messages to their victims and to the exorcist priests trying to save them. With helpful pictures of what an insane person and a demon might look like (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed September 01, 2021
(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Man dead after crashing into pole in Seekonk. If only he'd been in SeePole
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Doctor attacked by pipe-wielding Colon. And you thought your colonoscopy was rough
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Accused gas passer is now free as the wind
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan becomes the latest victim of GQP cancel culture after telling the truth
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A man who admitted to stomping on another man's head in a fight and leaving him unconscious after a night out has been told to "calm down and drink as little as possible" by a deemster. That'll teach him
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A man who admitted to stomping on another man's head in a fight and leaving him unconscious after a night out has been told to "calm down and drink as little as possible" by a deemster. That'll teach him
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
'Date takes a turn for the worse when woman says man kidnapped and beat her, stole her wedding ring' Um, wedding ring?
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Tue August 31, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Man brings table leg to machete fight, emerges victorious, arrested
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Mon August 30, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Woman shot in Taunton. And you thought they smelled bad on the outside
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
The Milk Crate Challenge ends with fatality in Maryland
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Sun August 29, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Attempted kidnapper gets a face full of feces after trying to abduct a woman on a dog trail
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Sat August 28, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Revenge is not a permitted campaign expenditure"
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Fri August 27, 2021
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
"I never thought the leopard would try to eat my face," at least that's what the model on a photoshoot would have said if the leopard hadn't tried to eat her face
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Man shot and killed while roaming a Kansas City park playing Pokemon Go. Gunmen may also have made off with his iPod Nano, Tamagotchi and Mattel Football game
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(WAPT Jackson)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Never return to scene of crime after committing murder
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Louisiana National Guardsman is jailed in isolation, charged with getting teenage Covid victim drunk & raping her
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Why do these guys *always* look like they use unrefrigerated hot dog water as cologne?
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Subby trying to Madlib a headline for a story that contains video slots, a machete, a bloody suspect wearing a bandana and sunglasses, and a school bus accident
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Subby trying to Madlib a headline for a story that contains video slots, a machete, a bloody suspect wearing a bandana and sunglasses, and a school bus accident
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Wed August 25, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Want to gaslight someone, but unsure of the best phrases to use? Here are six to get you started
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(Sheppardized)
 
 
 
Being near someone who took a picture of a vandal's license plate? That's a face punching. Don't do it again
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(Sheppardized)
 
 
 
Being near someone who took a picture of a vandal's license plate? That's a face punching. Don't do it again
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
"The victim fell out of the vehicle when Armstead drove over her with the vehicle"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US DOJ concludes FIFA was a *victim* of a mass bribery scandal, promptly awards them a $200M bribe
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Tue August 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fort Jackson SFC found guilty of assaulting black man who was walking in neighborhood they both lived in. Guess he can kiss that MSG stripe, tour commendation medal b'bye
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fort Jackson SFC found guilty of assaulting black man who was walking in neighborhood they both lived in. Guess he can kiss that MSG stripe, tour commendation medal b'bye
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
You're allowed to send human feces and blood through the US Mail. But not like this
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So do you bury her at sea or just tow her in a little rowboat behind the ship until you reach port?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The master race just flew in, and boy are his ears tired
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
He's no angel. Feds plan to introduce evidence that Anaheim's former communications director, currently charged with supplying the drugs that lead to the OD death of pitcher Tyler Skaggs, was also the Oxy hook-up for 5 other players
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Fri August 20, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Member of the glorious master race who ran her Jeep over a couple of children "because they were Mexican" gets a 25-year federal time out to think about it
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(Sandusky Register)
 
 
 
Cedar Point doesn't want to talk about why it shut down one of its most popular roller coasters for the rest of the year. Woman in serious condition at nearby hospital unavailable for comment
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(Sandusky Register)
 
 
 
Cedar Point doesn't want to talk about why it shut down one of its most popular roller coasters for the rest of the year. Woman in serious condition at nearby hospital unavailable for comment
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Thu August 19, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
You're not you when you're hungry
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Nude man stabs nude man in Seattle
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australian snake gets inspired by Dune remake
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Mon August 16, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
"There must be some kind of way out of here," said the joker to the child molester
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Defense lawyer files motion to dismiss prosecutor because prosecutor is wearing murder victim's favorite color. This is what we call in the trade "desperation" and "my client is guilty as fark"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Smokin' Jay Cutler shows his off the field decision making skills were on par with his quarterback talent for the Bears
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Fri August 13, 2021
(KOB4)
 
 
 
First week of school and already a school shooting and a dead child
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman learns the $30,000 she owed in parking and moving violations was due to her license plate being cloned
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
U.K. mass shooter said he was an American, Trump-supporting Incel virgin. Are you not surprised?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The NCAA was built to fail sexual assault victims. Wait, I thought it was built to financially exploit college students
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Thu August 12, 2021
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
SAG-AFTRA President Andrea Zuckerman weighs in on the Scarlett Johansson-Disney Lawsuit by holding up sign: BLACK WIDOW GRADUATES
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Some idiots are about to learn that Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing to f*ck with
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Arizona lawmaker resigns after being arrested for minor offense
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Wed August 11, 2021
(InsideNova)
 
 
 
♫ Triangle woman, Triangle woman; Triangle woman hates Triangle man. They have a fight, Triangle woman pours rubbing alcohol in his eyes: Triangle woman ♫
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Tue August 10, 2021
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
West Nile has entered the Texas Covid room
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Sado-cannibalism for sexual gratification". Subby isn't sure if this belongs in the food or entertainment tab
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Mon August 09, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump supporter will spend the next ten years in the slammer
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Epstein victim payout fund is shutting down, according to Epstein's mom, who's got it going on
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Sun August 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"'All the beds are taken up by Covid victims': Hospitals in the South are running out of space or staff [...] the vast majority of those getting hospitalized with or dying from Covid-19 are not fully vaccinated"
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