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Thu June 17, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Remember that woman who decided to throw away her news reporter career to advertise her big bombshell of a exposé she gave Project Veritas? No? Well that's because it was weaker than a wet fart, even for Project Veritas
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Boom. SCOTUS rules that BarackHusseinObamaCare is the farking law of the land
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Wed June 16, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stan Van Peli-canned
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Biden to Putin: I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Fireworks supplies are up in smoke before July 4th
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Vice President tells Senators to suck her salty balls
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan goes off on DOJ for not jumping when Trump ordered them to look into bogus fraud claims. Thinks they need to be investigated for not following orders from president to a T
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Tue June 15, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
AMC movie execs are selling their stonk while the price is high. And they say Hollywood is out of good ideas
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Mon June 14, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
President Joe Biden prepares to meet with his opponent from 2020
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Sun June 13, 2021
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
More financial giants are being seduced by the allure of Bitcoin Babies
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Fri June 11, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Today in Florida....the mystery of rubber bales that washed up on Palm Beach may be solved
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Thu June 10, 2021
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
There is a new entry coming to the console wars: Intellivision. Hopefully you won't have to grab your RF adapter, drag ol' sparky out of the basement and hunt for the number pad overlays
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"Didn't testify accurately" is a novel way to say "lied to Congress and committed perjury"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Washington Post is completely ignoring our made-up Hunter Biden stories therefore they ignore the truth. This is what this person actually believes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Elon Musk needs a number 2
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Federalist Senior Editor Mollie RBF Hemingway issues alarm about the VP's laugh. Things look dark for Kamala
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Wed June 09, 2021
(The Daily Press)
 
 
 
NY Times blames millennials for companies like Uber, Lyft, Airbnb increasing their prices in the face of unsustainable business models and failed policies
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"I don't know why all these media companies thought the tech part of having a top-tier streaming service would be the easy part. Media companies have historically struggled to find and keep top tech talent"
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
AOC: "The U.S. spent decades contributing to regime change and destabilization in Latin America. We can't help set someone's house on fire and then blame them for fleeing"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Today on Geraldo: When Fox News says the quiet part out loud about Vice President Kamala Harris
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Turns out Charles Koch has been $ucce$$fully pressuring $enator Joe Manchin to oppose key parts of the Democratic agenda
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
LOL, christ
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Mon June 07, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We've reached the point in the GOP's dissolution where one of its elder statesmen acknowledging the fact of a known historical event's existence constitutes "courage"
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Sat June 05, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
The partisan vaccine divide is more deadly than we know
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Did Mike Pence just doom his 2024 chances? Well, it's hard to "doom" a 0% chance
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Thu June 03, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden tries new strategy with the moderate ignorati
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida's conundrum: The state is surrounded on 3 sides by ocean, and sea-levels ARE rising, but the 20 ft seawall necessary to protect against hurricanes would be really ugly
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Target now has a Deal Days promotion to rival Amazon's Prime Day. How cute
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
I'M ERIC kindly confirms Trump family receives subpoenas by the truckload, sheds delicious tears while doing so
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Wed June 02, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
On the first day of Pride Month, Disney receive a sexual orientation discrimination lawsuit from the ABC Signature Vice President
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Tue June 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Harris trying to finesse one of the few issues Republicans successfully demagogue
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The West Wing was a mistake and Aaron Sorkin should be ashamed for ever thinking it up
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Buzzfeed News FOIA's 3,200 of Fauci's emails from last year. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll bang your head on something in frustration, you'll want to throw your computer out the window
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Liberal Redneck shares his thoughts on the Vice President's controversial tweet
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox op-ed says US will never get to the bottom of COVID origins because (spins wheel)...Hunter Biden
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I eat 'NO' for breakfast," confirms Vice President Kamala Harris
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Thu May 27, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Philippines' Duterte wants God to decide his political future, but Larry's too busy trying to figure out how to catch up to Jeffy, Elon, and Single Bill
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If there's anything worse to think about than Trump's Bush, I don't want to hear about it
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The Gap falls into Wally World, calls it home
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Tue May 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Putin will have to get reacclimated to an American president not licking his boots
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
My god, the normalcy is astonishing
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Mon May 24, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Obama tried to warn Trump about Michael Flynn, the disgraced traitor who is now saying Covid-19 is a fabrication
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Sat May 22, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Pollster Frank Luntz is a scammer
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Fri May 21, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not only is Vice President Harris taking an increasingly prominent role in diplomacy on President Biden's behalf, but he has yet to hold a cabinet meeting where everyone swears loyalty to him. The horror
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(AP News)
 
 
 
IOC vice president announces Tokyo Olympics will go ahead even if Covid-19 state of emergency is still in effect. That is exciting news for everybody in the doping business and the two dozen people who are still interested in the Olympic Games
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Primaries are going insane because party leaders on both sides have lost control
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Thu May 20, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
That's a long way to say Kamala Harris is being scrutinized by the GOP because she's a minority woman
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Wed May 19, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lowes beats numbers, falls on news it's not Home Depot
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Tue May 18, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Those political fundraising emails promising the PAC or campaign will match donations 5x are probably guilty of making "material misrepresentations", says DoJ. So they probably won't do that when soliciting for donations to the legal fund to fight it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The president has released his tax returns
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Sun May 16, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
What's the one thing that health experts, labor groups and business leaders can all agree on? The new CDC mask rules are a failure
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Fri May 14, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Boom. Dam
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Thu May 13, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
VP of "A Pain In The Glass" window-tinting company admits it was a pain in the glass to pay employment taxes
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
This Saturday protection from Covid won't be the only reason to wear a mask. Brace yourself for National Slider Day
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(Axios)
 
 
 
California is ungovernable and will be Thunderdome by the middle of next week. You should totally move back to Des Moines because San Jose didn't make you rich overnight
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The New GOP: Racist, insane, and desperate for power
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Senator Richard Shelby (AL-Retiring) asks why DoJ is "more zealously pursuing alleged Capitol rioters than those who vandalized property and 'terrorized cities like Portland?" Because they weren't trying to overthrow the US Constitution?
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Wed May 12, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Republican party can't handle the truth
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Eliminating bias from healthcare AI is critical to improving health equity. How else can everyone be denied treatment equally?
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Covid shrinks your brain - literally
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Variety)
 
 
 
Days of Our Lives renewed for another 2 years. No sign of Dr. Drake Ramoray, however
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
It's just a matter of time before The Real Steal happens
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Mon May 10, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Frosty the No man, can't even pass a bill, but squirms about, with a whine and shout, for the propaganda mill
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Sun May 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden says he no longer understands the GOP. Welcome to the party, pal
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The app store had over 4000 apps in 2015 that were tied to a botnet. Over 120 million phones infected. It was decided for you that you had no reason to know about your phone possibly being compromised
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump is hunting down prominent GOP families to assert his dominance
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Activists sue to remove the last remaining statue honoring confederate troops remaining on public land and erase the proud southern heritage of...Maryland? Wait, didn't they stick with the UNION in that war?
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Thu May 06, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Big businesses: "We can't find qualified workers". Also big businesses: "It's time to cut wages"
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Tue May 04, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Young, professional athletes are often poor money managers, struggling to learn responsibility amid quick riches. So let's teach the NBA all about how to make money on NFTs
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden Administration pounds the broken pavement to sell you a railroad that goes faster than you can drive while avoiding said potholes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Will shareholders feel Zen about Astra?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Will shareholders feel Zen about Astra?
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Fri April 30, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris and key senators are working out of the spotlight on a major jobs package
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trumpworld abandons Mike Pence, leaving him with only Spiceworld
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Thu April 29, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So it turns out Elon's playing about as fast and loose with his solar shingle pricing as he is with almost every other production number
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Standing at the podium as president after a political career of 40 years, Biden showed he has a patience few politicians possess, yet his speech was distinctly impatient, calling for immediate action, almost as if he feels "the fierce urgency of now"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Too much malarkey about unity, successful vaccinations, buy American, "white supremacy" and "systemic racism," complains the NY Post about President Biden's speech to Congress. Worst of all, everybody wore face masks
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Wed April 28, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ woman embezzles $2.6 million from nonprofit organization, spending it on gambling and luxury vacations. The rest she just squandered
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris under attack for not giving her niece a job in the White House
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Tue April 27, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ready for the restrictions to ease and head out on a road trip this summer? Good luck finding gas due to a tanker driver shortage
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Taxpayers paid $757,000 for Mike Pence to take his family on a ski trip despite COVID restrictions
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Sat April 24, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
TIL that President Biden's address to Congress, in 2021, will be the first to provide American Sign Language interpretation for a President's address to Congress. Tag is for how long this took
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Thu April 22, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Suddenly the NY Post is concerned that the White House Press Secretary didn't answer a question to a reporter's complete satisfaction
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Twitter bots are using this 2017 op-ed as proof that all liberal protesters are paid off by Soros
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's looking more and more like a New Jersey deli worth $100 million is owned by someone named T. Soprano
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Rocket City Trash Pandas CEO resigns before team's Opening Day to spend more time buying and relocating another team
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The first runner-up to Richard Dawkins in the 1996 Humanist of the Year race can come forward to claim your new prize, provided you aren't JK Rowling
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Tue April 20, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
And here's Rudy Giuliani talking out of his ass again
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Venmo users can now buy and sell bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies as well as pay for the education and enrichment of underage women in Florida
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Mon April 19, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Having outlived so many people, Jimmy Carter finally got around to outliving his own Vice President, Walter Mondale
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What will happen when we start having frequent sex again? [This may not apply to some of you]
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How about a tall cold glass of go fark yourself Marjorie
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Sat April 17, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
No, ma'am, you can't threaten the Vice President
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Remember when Hillary Clinton was castigated for calling them "deplorables"? Turns out she was being an optimist
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Fri April 16, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris may be the best hope for legal marijuana
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DeSantis is described as denice version of DeTrump, so dedoners are flocking to give him demoney
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Back in the day before FARK existed, there was a letter from Prince Philip apologizing to Richard Nixon about a 'lame' toast. It didn't even have butter to go with it
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Domino's pizza delivery bots are invading Houston's streets and are about to remember that Texans like their big-ass pickups and shotguns
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
If you get a bill for your COVID-19 vaccine from your insurance company for 57 cents or something weird like that, don't pay it.. It's free
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Critics outraged that Biden's rail system initiative focuses on boring things like repairs, maintenance, and incremental upgrades, instead of a genuine, bona-fide, electrified, six-car high speed rail project
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Military advisors: Only by staying forever will we win the Forever War. That's a heck of a catch
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Turns out people would rather see a pic of your butt than your face. Here comes the asstastic science
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The son of Jerry Falwell Jr. is out of his job as vice president at Liberty University nearly 8 months after his father resigned as president of the Christian school amid allegations of inappropriate personal behavior and financial self-dealing"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden is trying to reset America's global agenda into something not idiotic
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Crypto is less bad than the normal banking industry. But who are you gonna believe? A bunch of crypto-analysts and Janet Yellen...or some former CIA director
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Was that a stun gun disguised as a walking stick in your pants, or were you just happy to be sitting at Nancy Pelosi's desk?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
IBM awakens its terminology
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Sat April 10, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Turns out Mike Pence was very concerned the January 6 rioters weren't breaking into the Capitol just to have a little talk with him
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Intel anti-harassment AI: How much racism would you like? A) None B) Some C) Most D) All
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Thu April 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Manchin: Since the republicans sent radicals to attack the capitol, it is imperative we reach out to them and negotiate
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
First female President of Tanzania calls for freedom of the press and a scientific approach to COVID-19, reversing the policies of her predecessor who recently died of COVID-19
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Tue April 06, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
San Francisco school board to vote on not looking so stupid and out of touch
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey, anyone remember when Pence used to give regular press conferences? No? Me neither
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Mon April 05, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The true villain of the presidential immigration crisis? You guessed it, Frank Stallone
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dear New York Post: Stop trying to make Hunter Biden happen, it's not going to happen
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hunter Biden's family gave him the Rick Astley experience
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Hunter Biden says he smoked Parmesan Cheese but didn't inhale
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Navy SeaBees build Vice President Harris a desk using wood from the USS Constitution, the world's oldest commissioned warship still afloat; the Constitution was launched in 1797. Nicolas Cage thinks it contains a treasure map
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Colorado lawmakers are considering a proposal that would ban Native American mascots in public schools and colleges because it's like 2021 now and really, people
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell, Jr. claims that the Liberty University community still embraces him. Sometimes the community even embraces his wife, while he sits in a corner and watches
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Thu April 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Straight headline: "Sales of Bentleys and Lamborghinis are booming because rich people are bored"
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is finally over: it's officially "Cup O' Noodles" again
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Wed March 31, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Business groups are finally realizing graft is graft. They don't have to show up, only the cash does
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hunter Biden says he wouldn't fark the same chicken twice; would also consider higher-quality laptops going forward
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Tue March 30, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Oh where, oh where can my $42,000 be? Hold on, you mean that Goodwill worker is returning it to me?
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump whines to Jeanine Pirro that he's being demanded at the border by ICE
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Sat March 27, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why doesn't VP Harris stay in her place?
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Fri March 26, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Hill says Biden presser was a disgrace. Oh wait it's an opinion piece that doesn't reflect the views of The Hill. The Hill just gave someone a soapbox to scream the Biden presser was a disgrace
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It is an article of faith among the MAGA faithful that Joe Biden is a doddering, senile old man who is barely aware of his own name. The Republican Senators and Reps who have met with him now know better
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Vice President of San Francisco School Board most recently in the news for push to rename schools for cultural sensitivity forced from leadership position for racist tweets
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Thu March 25, 2021
(US News)
 
 
 
Um, that's not what Vice Presidents do
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Tue March 23, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
5G...in....SPAAAAAACE
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(KFGO Fargo)
 
 
 
President Biden to mark the 11th anniversary of a big farking deal in Ohio
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren emerges from her chrysalis, hysterically claims Biden is a "shadow president" who will give power to Kamala Harris
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"What are you doing in there? You're going to get killed." The backstory, supposedly, to the infamous Jim Harbaugh - Jim Schwartz postgame "handshake" from 2011. Harbaugh is a dork but not to blame? O RLY? YA RLY
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When trying to beat a rising drawbridge, a bicycle is no substitution for a car with a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, cop tires, cop suspensions and cop shocks
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(MSN)
 
 
 
One more good reason for the return of the talking filibuster
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(Vox)
 
 
 
So, the Republicans in the Senate are fine with violence against women, then
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Merck's head marketer is quitting. Side effects may include headache, flushing, stuffy or runny nose, indigestion, upset stomach, dizziness, back pain, cancer, death, or an erection that lasts more than 4 hours
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
College admissions essays from the pandemic year reveal the devastating toll the pandemic has taken on families
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain blames VP Harris for Republican vaccine hesitancy because she had concerns that Trump may have forced the vaccine out before it was ready for political reasons, and Republicans hang on Kamala's every word
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Body armor makers 1/5: "MAGA Boogaloo We won't sell to demonrats" On 1/7: "We are non-partisan safety equipment sellers. We abhor violence"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hey guys, here's some good news if you packed on a few pounds last year. And it's on the internet, so you know it has to be true
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Tue March 16, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What will the end of the pandemic look like? Experts disagree on the final stages
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Let's take a closer look at the Biden blitz. Sweet
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Sat March 13, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Biden destroyed Reagan's "wisdom"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
AP: Yeah, we never said anything when Trump flew to Florida every weekend to play golf and flew all over the country to hold superspreader events, but Biden flies home to Delaware every weekend. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What happens when you don't have to wait for President Ego to sign the relief checks just so he can see his big pretty signature? They are already hitting bank accounts
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Guy whose entire business involves selling hardware to NASA is VERY CONCERNED that Biden isn't taking the space program "seriously enough"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
NASA's Perseverance Rover team names geological features on Mars with words from the Navajo language
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How we went from "I alone can fix this" to "only together can we defeat the coronavirus." Hint: We elected a president who's sane, non-narcissistic, and who doesn't entertain fantasies of being a fascist dictator
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The US Navy is the smallest it's been since World War Two. Well do we really need enough troop ships to land millions of men in Asia and Europe at the same time at this exact minute?
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Joe Biden is starting the second war on poverty
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Tue March 09, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Trump of the south, Brazil's growing coronavirus outbreak is now posing a threat far beyond its borders. Could even break Trump of the north levels
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The fear of a wee wee wittle needle may be keeping many people away from COVID vaccines
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Mon March 08, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Biden Executive order: Hey Colleges, remember those hateful, idiotic rules Betsy DeVos put in place as to how you were to handle sexual assault claims on campus? Yeah, those are done now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Vice President Harris has been busy
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Sun March 07, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Unlike his former boss, Biden understands bi-partisan dealmaking only works when the other side actually wants to make a deal
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hells Superspreading Angels decend on Daytona
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old MacDonald had a farm, ee i ee i o. And that farm was worth a lot, ee i ee i o. With a dollar here and a dollar there, here a dollar, there a dollar, everywhere a dollar, Old MacDonald had a farm, worth sixteen million bucks
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Fri March 05, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chaka, when the flags fell
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Inspired by the Ford Pinto of years past, new Jeeps designed to catch fire easily
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Who lives 'neath a boulder under the sea? The Patrick Star Show
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
PMG DeJoy continues his master plan to reduce the US Postal Service to rubble
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I-5 Strangler" strangled
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Any Russians looking for beachfront property at a huge markup?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Atlanta Laywers Club to Lin Wood: Go be batshiat for Cocoa Puffs somewhere else, pal
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Wed March 03, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Good news for former VP Mike Pence concerning further embarrassment, Trump is weighing his kooked-up 2024 presidential run without him
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Tue March 02, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Voters will punish GOP in midterms for lack of COVID support. I'm ok with this
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Today in "stuff that should have happened 6 months ago" news: Merck has agreed to help J&J manufacture their vaccine
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Marjorie Greene is not an aberration
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Sun February 28, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pres. Biden and Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg say it's finally Feb. 3 in Punxsutawney
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Fri February 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA recommends being on the receiving end of a Johnson
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you threaten an NBA player by saying you'll "cut your Black ass and send you back to Louisiana," you might not want to be the VP of the Utah Jazz...or white
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dementia patient resurfaces to find racist legacy being systematically dismantled
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Facebook's forthcoming smart glasses might have a feature to help you recognize your friends, Sarah Connor
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Wed February 24, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gamestop CFOut
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Tue February 23, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bury all the COVID dead at Mar-a-Lago, so it can become like Arlington Cemetery
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CPAC wants Mike Pence to come and speak and pretend that Trump didn't order his deranged mob to hang him on Capitol Hill
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The FBI is working on investigation that links Roger Stone and Alex Jones to the Capitol terror attack on 1/6/21
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Fri February 19, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Biden in Munich: hey, you guys remember America? Yeah we're back. Sorry about..*waves hands* whatever the hell THAT was for the last four years
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