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Mon May 25, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
You'll never guess where the growing tide among Democrats against Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar for the VP slot is coming from
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Pence is threatening China. Again
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today is Robert Moog's birthday and International Synth Day. Juno any synth puns?
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The Great Minnesota Get-Together will not get together
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The Great Minnesota Get-Together will not get together
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Health and human services secretary: Be boostrappy and help the economy because depression from being unemployed can kill you. Subby: Bootstrappy is already your RX for mental health, choadbro
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump up to February: You HAVE to elect me, look how great the economy is. Trump now: You HAVE to elect me, the economy is in shambles, and only *I* can rebuild it
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Team Trump now pissed Biden won't dress up in a 2016 Hillary pants suit, kinky repressed bastards
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren changes her Medicare tune in a bid to become Biden's #2
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Weasels ripped my phone system
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Immaculate Unmasking Of Michael Flynn: there is no record of who unmasked him in FBI documents because he was never masked
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rudy finally releases tape of Biden saying the things Biden said he said
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gosh, what could possibly be behind the Right's absolute hatred for Stacey Abrams? I mean, it's inexplicable. Like, you know, my dog hates the Fed Ex truck. HATES it. But there's no real reason for her to hate it. It must just be like that, I guess
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Apparently "Temptation Island" is considered essential entertainment
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Tue May 19, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Pro-tip. When transferring residents from a retirement home due to a COVID-19 outbreak, make sure you do a head count
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Even though IG Linick still has another 26 days on the job, Pompeo has barred him from State Department grounds. That Jared/Saudi/Pompeo investigation must be really something
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump so petty
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
University of Kentucky fires 4 coaches from its cheerleading staff after squad members were found taking part in hazing activities including alcohol use and public nudity. Pics or it didn't happen
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yes, Biden's mental gaffes are better than Trump's bottomless corruption and division and we should not make the same false equivalence we did in 2016
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's almost like giving $3 trillion to big business and expecting them to take care of workers while saving the economy isn't working out
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In the future, everyone will be famous for being part of the Trump Administration for fifteen minutes
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
This is the part of the caper where the conspirators start openly turning on each other
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(AP News)
 
 
 
2016...it is still 2016
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Sun May 17, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Book it done: Stacey Abrams will be Joe Biden's VP ...and more
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Jammy Biducken 2020
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gee, eyes Joe
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Republicans say the worst of the coronavirus is over. Democrats say the worst is yet to come. Virus merely wants more hosts so it can be fruitful and multiply
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bob Watson joins his 1970s afro in the great ballpark in the sky
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
So, what are the odds that your next Amazon package will be covered in coronavirus?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
So, what are the odds that your next Amazon package will be covered in coronavirus?
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Thu May 14, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Like an angry gardening neighbor, the NSA has a letter showing Rand Paul's Biden conspiracy was a giant nothingburger
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Does the White house have plans should Trump and Pence fall ill." Press Secretary: "Um, er ah, OBAMAGATE, KILLARY, BENGHAZI"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New poll says most Americans disapprove of how Trump is handling pandemic
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Stemming from an FOIA lawsuit filed by the NYT, U.S. District Judge Amy Berman Jackson orders the WH to turn over 20 Ukraine emails ASAP
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans are getting more and more desperate to find some way to cover up Trump's mouth
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mexico sends the US a strongly worded note over the 'Fast and Furious' Obama-Biden era gun-running scheme
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania factory cancels Trump visit after worrying that he could give their workers cooties
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Vice President Pence receives good news as prayers are answered
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The time has come to say goodbye to the handshake
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Mon May 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump worries that all the White House staffer getting Covid-19 undermines his message about opening up the US when in reality it display exactly the correct message on what will happen
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Sun May 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Vice President Pence not self-isolating after positive aide's test
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Article says that contagion in the White House would be catastrophic and threaten national security. I disagree
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bidens full of women
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Brady arriving means Tampa Bay will actually get on TV now
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(Slate)
 
 
 
White House attempts murder on elderly. Trump apparently does NOT want to be reelected
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nothing says this administration more then Mike Pence asking "'Can I carry the empty one just for the camera?' I guess it was filled with thoughts and prayers
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pence's staff coughs up a viral infection. This is not a euphemism
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kellyanne of Green Goebbels speaks out against her husband's anti-Trump attack ad, cackles "THEY'VE ALL FAILED"
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Thu May 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump's valet has tested positive for coronavirus. If Trump gets sick and dies - the butler did it
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
United backs off plan to ground 15,000 employees and make them part-time after union steps up
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Wed May 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
There was a LOT of competition for the title
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With a partnership in the NFL, women's flag football will be a varsity sport in the NAIA
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Tue May 05, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Of course Trump didn't wear a face mask when he visited a face mask factory
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In which a shadowy SuperPAC is unveiled through old-fashioned research
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
United announces plans to send 3,400 managers on a permanent vacation
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Mon May 04, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Time for Monday Madness. Let's all take a deep breath, relax and discuss the happenings of the day during the MSNBC Primetime thread, starting at 8 PM Eatern
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Amazon exec resigns, citing company's chickenshiat attitude towards worker protests
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Amazon exec resigns, citing company's chickenshiat attitude towards worker protests
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Please, just leave the poor woman alone. She. Doesn't. Want. The. Job
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Mike Pence personifies Winston Churchill's famous quote about Americans. "You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else." Now apologizes for not wearing a mask at the Mayo Clinic. "I should have"
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Sat May 02, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
There you have it naysayers, former senior adviser to President Barack Obama David Axelrod has stated that the Obama team vetted Biden in 2008 and found no hint of the Tara Reade allegation. Complete proof
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thank you, Jared Kushner
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Things people are buying online now due to the pandemic instead of in-person: Groceries, Liquor, Politicians
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(Politico)
 
 
 
IRS is sending stimulus checks to random foreigners. You still don't have yours though
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
White Castle's Top 10 recipes - stuffing didn't even make the list. White Castlerole anyone?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Chinese e-commerce takes soap-opera turn as scandal surrounds three major players." Admittedly it loses a lot in translation, but that's the gist of it
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Chinese e-commerce takes soap-opera turn as scandal surrounds three major players." Admittedly it loses a lot in translation, but that's the gist of it
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Thu April 30, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thirsty Thursday is here. Get yourself a lovely beverage and join us for the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother to the rescue
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Do you miss overpaying for ballpark food? Now you can eat like you are at the ballpark for a week for only $185
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We've been at this isolation thing for a while now, so what things do you: A) Have too much of, B) Not have enough of, C) No longer have a need for, D) Now find are essential?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pence yesterday: I chose not to wear a mask so I could look patients in the eye. Pence today: The Vice President was unaware of the Mayo's mask policy. Mayo yesterday: Pence was informed of the mask policy. Mayo today: Crickets
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(AP News)
 
 
 
When Biden returns to the White House for the first time in four years, he's going to feel like a property manager inspecting a rental house after finally evicting a bunch of squatters who ran a meth lab in the bathroom
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Wed April 29, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's the whacked out Wednesday edition of the MSNBC Primetime Discussion thread. Tell us what sort of whackiness you've got on your mind, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
About that Trump debt to the Bank of China
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Your presidency is in shambles because you look like an idiot every night while trying to lead the nation through one of the worst pandemics in its history. Clearly it's time to turn to a 31-year old former model to fix everything
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Chicago Bulls ready to appoint the first black general manager in NBA history. No word why it's taken so long
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Missouri pork plant workers say they can't cover mouths to cough, and that's just boarish
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump is in debt to the Bank of China for a couple of hundred million dollars, and comes due in 2 years
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Thu April 23, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Coat-maker Canada Goose signs a pledge to no long use "virgin fur" in their garments, say that from now on they will only use pelts from animals who were filthy sluts that had it coming
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Whether he will be coming back no more, no more, no more, no more yet to be determined
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Legal troubles may have cost NRA $100 million. Let's send them thoughts and prayers. Womp womp
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Conservative group organizing protests against That Woman In Michigan has financial ties to That Woman In The Department Of Education
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Tue April 21, 2020
(VegNews)
 
 
 
Non-Dairy ice cream bars are coming to select Dairy Queen locations
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(The Score)
 
 
 
XFL ex-commissioner Oliver Luck files wrongful termination lawsuit against Vince McMahon, claims Vince lied about firing him for cause instead of to weasel out of contract. But in today's America, lying and weaselry is expected from our billionaires
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The fact that Donnie even has a chance in November is incredibly disturbing, says anyone who's not a mentally ill Trump cult member. Oh, and somehow these farks think that half-assing the coronavirus testing will result in victory
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
J. Biden / M. Obama 2020?
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Good News: Maryland's Governor secures 500K Covid-19 tests from South Korea (with help from his Korean-born wife). Smart Move: Gov doesn't announce it until they've made the trip so the Feds can't confiscate them. Surprising: A Republican governor
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's attempt at a snappy put-down of a CNN reporter who asked a question he didn't like goes about as well as you'd imagine: "You don't have half the brains you were born with"...wait. What?
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(Automotive News)
 
 
 
Pandemic causing the fall of the auto-man empire
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
"Chris Wallace spanks Mike Pence," much to Mike's delight
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to be a Playa, you see a Lucifer wants to be paid, has to be paid, or this whole thing falls apart
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(We Are the Mighty)
 
 
 
The first F-15 that's going to be shot down in air to air combat makes its maiden flight
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What hurt Warren the most during the primaries? The fact she was a woman
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Good insulin news for once: Novo Nordisk will offer insulin free of charge for 90 days to diabetes patients who lost health insurance coverage because they lost their jobs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"We don't live in a monarchy in the United States and it's long past time for Prince Jared and Princess Ivanka to rejoin the private sector"
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Thu April 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gov. Whitmer of Michigan basically admits she has to kiss Trump's arse otherwise her citizens will die (tl;dr last paragraph)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So what happens if there's no election this year? Asking for the rest of the planet
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Are you ready for some college football? Don't hold your breath
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Let's check in on who's most motivated to vote this fall. Oh boy, those people are really pissed
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(National Journal)
 
 
 
Why Trump's slump in the polls is likely to last all year. Difficulty: It's NOT just his major fubar concerning the coronavirus
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Tue April 14, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Hank Steinbrenner is out
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
AOC has never spoken with Biden but here's what she would say, right after "why are you sniffing my hair?"
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Mon April 13, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Supreme Court shoot themselves in the SCOTUS
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(NPR)
 
 
 
One month ago, Trump declared a national emergency. Let's see how he's doing...oh dear
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Inside America's two-decade complete failure to prepare for the coronavirus that is ravaging us today. Yes everyone is to blame
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(NPR)
 
 
 
♪ For he drove a blazing Trans Am... He drove a classic car... ♪
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Famine, fires, floods, earthquakes, even the occasional volcanic eruption. What else could go wrong during a pandemic? Florida tag: hold my beer, I got the answer to this question
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Just as in every horror story, during this pandemic, people of color are the redshirts
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Thu April 09, 2020
(gCaptain)
 
 
 
Norway allows oil platforms to build wind farms to supply them with energy. Expect an increase in wind cancer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mike Pence's office is refusing to let Dr. Fauci or any other COVID-19 task force member appear on CNN. You have a problem with this, comrade?
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Tue April 07, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ravens general manager: "I have more confidence in Zoom than I do in Ozzie Newsome, John Harbaugh, and owner Steve Bisciotti"
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
The 100s of NYC residents dying at home every day aren't counted in COVID-19 statistics
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Wonder how corporations are suddenly finding mass quantities of PPE to "donate"? They went to Jared
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
An oral history of the first MLS season
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bubba Wallace ragequit a video game after being wrecked three times. Sponsor then quits him because he didn't wish to be a simulated rolling chicane
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Sun April 05, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wisconsin hospitals decide that this nationwide quarantine is a great time to sue patients. Mr. Burns rubs his hands with glee
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Sat April 04, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump / Kushner 2020
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(Wal-Mart)
 
 
 
The line at Wal-Mart just got crazy long
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump put the full mental capacity of a toddler into his handling the corona virus pandemic. Toddlers everywhere offended by the comparison
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(Baptist Press)
 
 
 
Churches that whine about persecution can get bukkets of sweet no-strings-attached SBA bailout money, funded by the taxes they don't have to pay
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Thu April 02, 2020
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
The Republican Party and conservative ideology are irredeemably broken, according to noted left-wing moonbat Bill Kristol
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Eric Holder has apparently become a woman
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"When you've got governors with stratospheric approval ratings for their handling of the crisis,...You're going to see that leadership reflected in polls for the presidency in future election years"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
WeBroke... in other news, the commercial real estate market is about to collapse
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Wed April 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Absolutely not, Mr. Vice President. Because there's a major difference between belittling something and repeatedly lying about it
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican fundraiser renounces politics, vowing to unite a bitterly divided nation by focusing on what we have in common. LOL J/K he's cashing in on the coronavirus by selling medical supplies
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Her name is Gretchen Whitmer, Mr. President
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
America has stopped wearing pants
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Duke sucks the coronavirus out of the mask
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Remember that clause in the coronavirus stimulus bill that prevented the Trump family from profiting from it? Apparently a "clerical error" omitted it from what was to have been the final version of the bill
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(Lawfare Blog)
 
 
 
Well, at least Americans can be reassured that no matter how bad things get, the Presidential line of succession is rock solid, right? What's that? We could skip Pelosi and Grassley and end up with Pompeo as president? Oh shiat
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
♬ From the halls of Whole Foods Ma-arket, to the aisles of Winn-Dixie ♬
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
CNN and MSNBC on Trump's daily lies conferences: We're done
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Apocalypse Checks for all
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
The coronavirus is the worst intelligence failure in US history. And it's all the fault of one man
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The man from New York's coronavirus briefings - articulate, consistent and often tinged with empathy - have become must-see television. Then there are the briefings from the other man who came out of New York sitting in the White House
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump wants to end self-isolation so HIS life can get back to normal
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Tue March 24, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Democrats holding up stimulus bill for rapidly worsening worldwide threat to lives and economy, in order to procure support for somewhat less rapidly worsening worldwide threat to lives and economy
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump's having second thoughts about his first thoughts. Donnie having thoughts is what got us in this position in the first place. Rule of thumb: don't let Donnie think
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Model and Twitteratti Chrissy Teigen gives birth mother perspective to the Vice President and others complaining about the Covid-19 test swab. (Possible NSFW and not for the faint of heart)
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
An interview with the lone adult in the room
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Sat March 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA approves test that provides coronavirus results in 45 minutes, or the medical care is free
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Welcome to Costco... Amazon also Walmart. We love you
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Chatroulette, 2020 election style: Biden campaign developing a "virtual rope-line" in which voters would speak with him briefly face-to-face via livestream
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Can Trump cancel the November election? Short answer: No. Long answer: No, but he may still try
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Fri March 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Member of Vice President Mike Pence's staff tests positive for COVID-19, but he and the president say they're not worried because the White House has a stockpile of protective masks, gloves and ventilators that they've been holding on to
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Data for Progress study finds Stacey Abrams is Biden's best VP choice. Here's why
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Thu March 19, 2020
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Investment bankers pressuring healthcare companies to raise their prices. Subby would recommend investing in torch, pitchfork, guillotine futures
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Walmart cuts store hours yet again
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Warning: do not buy medical face masks from scam sites like prestige-ameritech.com, their masks are bogus copies. Instead, don't buy medical face masks from the real prestigeameritech.com, because they ran out of them long ago
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Amazon confirms first case of coronavirus at a U.S. warehouse, could mean they'll shut down everything in the near future. And you thought you were going to get your much needed supplies soon
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump policy slows progress in fight against coronavirus. This is not a repeat of every day this year
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Another item for your daily checklist in the post-COVID world: Checking to see if you still have a job today
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ridin' with Biden seen as the path to the first US woman president, Electoral College notwithstanding
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
ESPN: get ready for reruns and The Ocho. It's a bold move, let's see if it pays off
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Mon March 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump claims he's weighing options to encourage social distancing. Trump also claims he's weighing 239 lbs. Trump claims he's weighing lots of things
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Biden confirms he'll pick a woman as his vice president while Sanders avoids the question and refuses to commit
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Fri March 13, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bad: Your mom asking Facebook for coronavirus advice. Worse: Jared Kushner asking his brother's father in law to ask Facebook for coronavirus advice. What does that make us? Farked
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Thu March 12, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sure, go ahead and shut down Broadway theatres as well
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I don't think there's confusion around Trump's coronavirus speech," says a confused Mike Pence
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"The virus does not have a Twitter account and, unlike so many previous Trump foes, is resistant to political bullying or Republican Party solidarity"
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Wed March 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Delusional pro-Trump group thinks phrase "quid pro quo Joe" is really gonna energize the base. When your base is on average 80 years old, the only energizing thing is watching the news and worrying about the coronavirus
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News decides it's very important some guy named Biden make his tax returns public. Listen closely and you can hear the sound of a spine snapping from the intellectual contorting
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(White House)
 
 
 
"But these are the great - the great health insurance companies. And I think tremendous progress is being made. They're willing to do things for the people and their customers and probably, in a true sense, beyond their customers"
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Tue March 10, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has a great immune system, the BEST actually. Hamberders and Diet Coke provide AMAZING immunity to fakenews coronavirus
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"I can't believe I'm being mocked"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Yay, capitalism and all that, but perhaps a nation's economy should be built on something a little more sustainable than relying on its citizens to voluntarily put themselves into debt slavery?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump flees reporters asking if he was tested for Coronavirus since he was exposed. And shook hands with infected people
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(MSNBC)
 
Video
 
It's going to be Kamala Harris, isn't it?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Biden has been inappropriately touching Michigan for years
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(Politico)
 
 
 
CPAC attendees are shocked - *shocked* - that gold-level VIPs have received preferential attention and access to vital medical information, while the ordinary rank-and-file have by and large been left to twist in the wind. Hmmm... 🤔
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Mon March 09, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It seems the Democrats are united in wanting a woman to be named as vice president, even if it's seen as a consolation prize
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Coronavirus exposes how "deeply unsuited [Trump] is to deal with a genuine crisis that he can't bluff his way through" says that notoriously liberal rag (checks notes) the Washington Examiner
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Speculation abounds as to who Biden's running mate will be
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Who's going to be Biden's VP pick? Whomever Jim Clyburn (D-SC) endorses. Also, Biden fantasy Cabinet picks
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
White House officials acknowledge Trump is simply not on the same wavelength as his team but say there isn't much they can do to change his public tone
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Sat March 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump is going to need to fill the swamp with bleach. Coronavirus confirmed at CPAC
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Boeing Starliner's test flight was not a failure. It was a "high visibility close call" times two. That is NASAese for "failure that we'd rather not call a failure"
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Fri March 06, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney falls off the good stool and lands back in Republicanville: Fine, I'll vote for a subpoena in the Senate's Burisma investigation
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
SpaceX booster lands in Houston 🚀 The Borg fails to assimilate DARPA's cash 🚀 Nobody expects a Spanish rocket engine test 🚀 Falcon heavy to launch Psyche to metal asteroid Psyche 🚀Florida does roadwork for Bezos 🚀 This is your Rocket Report
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump team always knew that the nation could face a real moment of crisis while Trump was president something requiring tough choices with real consequences. And they Had a plan for that: Let the Veep handle it. Difficulty: that's Mike Pence
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Among the anecdotes at nursing home Ground Zero of COVID-19: resident dies at 3:30 AM, overwhelmed nurse calls relatives to inform them she's dead, fails to update her chart, official calls relatives at 10 AM to assure them she's alive and well
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Normal companies: Just record the new trucks driving down the road. Volvo Trucks: Stack them. Director: But.... Volvo: Stack four of them and I'll ride the pile through a thunderstorm
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Thu March 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Only 27?
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(The Grio)
 
 
 
Biden and Obama* 2020. *Michelle
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Starbucks to battle coronavirus by imposing temporary moratorium on the use of reusable personal mugs
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Wed March 04, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Healthcare stocks SOAR on news that poor Americans will continue to die in the street just as Capitalist Jesus intended
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good news everyone. Our long national nightmare is over. Vice President Pence announces the availability of 2500 coronavirus testing kits
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(NPR)
 
 
 
With mortgage rates at near-record lows, could now be the time for you to take the plunge into home ownership? NPR explores the question. Short answer: No. Long answer: Hahahahahahahahaha, no
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Tue March 03, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In a desperate attempt to be cool, the Bloomberg campaign hops up on the drag queen stage
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Joe Biden has another senior moment, botches Declaration of Independence line and tells supporters at rally to vote on 'Super THURSDAY'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Vice President Pence has provided President Trump with an important COVID-19 update
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The Orb guides Marianne Williamson to condemn Buttigieg and Klobuchar
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Mon March 02, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gone like GE market cap
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Repeat after me: Rechargeable is not recyclable. Rechargeable is flammable
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Sun March 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Trump Administration's coronavirus response team is like a well-oiled machine, firing smoothly on all cylinders. Just kidding: same shiatshow, different day
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Fri February 28, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What if it actually does end up being Trump's own incompetence that brings him down? Wouldn't that be crazy?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
White House defends Trump's response to the new coronavirus crisis by noting that U.S. schools might have to "shut down" and public transportation" could likely be affected and suggests people not worry and turn off their TVs
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Barry Sanders asks Garth Brooks to be his running mate
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Proud pig herder Mike Pompeo was understandably confused when he thought Ted Lieu said he lacks a swine
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Trump: Don't worry, a "miracle" is coming
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Mike Bloomberg's campaign reaches out to Andrew Yang, floats the idea of Yang being his vice president
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Thu February 27, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What do you do when you're facing down a potential pandemic and a cratering stock market? You meet with the really important people, of course
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Obama finally steps up to the plate for Joe Biden, demands SC stations pull ad attacking lonely Joe
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Wed February 26, 2020
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Now we know why Boeing's Starliner had such crappy software resulting in a failure to get to the ISS. Next time, actually bother to test the software back on Earth before you launch it into space. Fail trumps obvious
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe: "I think it's just important that I win. One point is enough, but I think I'm going to win by a lot more than that"
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Tue February 25, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
♬ Mubarak's passed, he had a shady reputation (hey-la, hey-la, Mubarak's passed) / Once Egypt's head, he was forced in abdication (hey-la, hey-la, Mubarak's passed) / Heyyy as fast as he had risen / Whooo'd have thought he'd go to prison? ♬
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
I think this is where the "You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do" poster in Futurama originated from
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Amtrak: You know what we should do to encourage more people to switch to rail? Start adopting airline-like nonrefundable ticket pricing for our cheapest fares. People love that stuff, don't they?
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Thu February 20, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: How safe is it to watch those 'barely legal' porn documentaries that are all over the place online? They're not, y'know, illegal, right? Hold on; I think Chris Hansen is at the door"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Because everybody wants a pet that glows in the dark
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Wed February 19, 2020
(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
Ctrl-X
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
ElectionGuard is low on memory. Please delete your voting choices and refresh your ballot
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Tue February 18, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Stacey Abrams still wants to be vice president. What else is a voter-suppression cause celebre to do?
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Mon February 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mustache Bolton to break his silence (attempt to sell his book) about the Trump White House at Duke University. His speech will focus on national security challenges facing the country in these Trump times, also why Duke continues to suck
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
A third-party run featuring a Romney-Bloomberg ticket: The unity ticket America deserves
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Sun February 16, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but Biden's "southern firewall" seems to be cracking rather badly
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Sat February 15, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mike Bloomberg is thinking about having Hillary Clinton as a Vice President, according to *checks notes* The Drudge Report. Subby is taking this news item with a few tons of rock salt
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Fri February 14, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Joe Biden: You see, the problem is black parents can't read or write
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Thu February 13, 2020
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
American colleges are worried about the coronavirus. Not the infecting-and-killing-people part, though. They're worried it'll stop the steady stream of Chinese students paying tuition
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Just like the GOP, the Democratic Party is now collapsing. Soon the American people will be free from the chains of a two party system. SOON
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Wed February 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The tale of the tape proves CVS had a healthy 4th quarter
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Tue February 11, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I'm starting to think that Biden running for president is just the next Christopher Guest mockumentary
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Airbus unveils futuristic plane design that could cut fuel consumption by 20%. Bold of them to assume oil lobbies will ever let it go into production
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP Senators: Trump doesn't mean to hurt the country. He just gets stressed out sometimes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's new budget in a nutshell: Cut safety net for everybody except Boomers
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Mon February 10, 2020
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Biden: Dude, do you even caucus? Voter: yeah, totally. Biden: Bullshiat, you're a smelly pirate hoooker
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Democracy is dying before our very eyes
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Fri February 07, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Here is your requisite "Biden shaking up his Campaign" stage of a dying campaign
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Who will you trade me for a six-time first team all-defense (ABA and NBA) point guard? How about your vice president of marketing?
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Stephen Jones says Dak Prescott contract talks 'fixing to heat up,' which I think means they haven't yet heated up
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
AG Barr says DOJ will allow no investigation of 2020 Republican presidential candidates, their campaigns or advisors
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Thu February 06, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
UNLEASH THE BIDEN DOCUMENTS, demand cowards
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Mon February 03, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Republicans on Feb 2nd: "We'll impeach Biden over Ukraine if he wins the presidency" Biden on Feb 3rd: "I promise to work with Republicans even despite impeachment"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Amy Klobuchar has a serious vice president problem
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Sun February 02, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Frequent elections makes pandering to the idiot vote necessary, and that's bad for democracy
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Fri January 31, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Doctor confronts Mike Pence about Medicaid cuts and not even mother could help him
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Thu January 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
What oh what will we do if the vote on witnesses at the Trump Impeachapalooza trial is a tie? Chief Justice John Roberts isn't telling us anything yet
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Crazy hippy recommends homeopathy. News: Coronavirus spreading. WTFark.com: The Government of India recommends homeopathy to prevent Coronavirus
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Climate scientists call BS on Joe Biden's claim that none of them support Bernie's climate plan
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Roberts says he will not break the law. No, not even for you, RAND PAUL
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Wed January 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Things could get awkward today during the impeachment Q&A, and not just because Roberts is expected to work on his comic impressions while reading senators' questions
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. Manchin determines that Hunter Biden, Santa Claus are relevant impeachment witnesses
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in Texas, even the upward failures
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Tue January 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
John Kelly squints up from the smoking, desolate crater that was once his integrity and honor and announces that he believes John Bolton
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
PETA suggests Punxsutawney Phil be replaced with "animatronics with artificial intelligence". Chuck E. Cheese inconsolable
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Mon January 27, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Murkowski is looking forward to bringing a completely open mind to the question of whether or not witnesses should be allowed at the impeachment trial before voting against them
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I want a job where I get a $20,000 a year raise
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