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Sat June 19, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Wait... so now nepotism at the White House is bad?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is really bad at comparisons
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The GOP needs to be crushed in the 2022 midterms
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Fri June 18, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In which Mike Pence, a Conservative Christian, is referred to as "stabbing Trump in the back and taking his coins like Judas," by Conservative Christians. By that same analogy, Trump is equal to Jesus Christ to these people
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(Valley News Live)
 
 
 
Was he singing Free Bird?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Biden makes heads asplode over at the right wing's propaganda press machines
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Thu June 17, 2021
(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
Hours after admitting to Hannity that he lost the election, Zaphod Cheetobrox announces his first rally since the insurrection
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(Independent)
 
 
 
After announcing Texas will Build The Wall last week, now Gov. Abbott is soliciting donations from citizens to pay for it. Steve Bannon nods approvingly from his new yacht in St. Tropez
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Wed June 16, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis deploys FL state law enforcement officers to police illegal immigration...in Arizona and Texas
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Let's review the greatness of the Putin-Reek summit in Helsinki
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Fireworks supplies are up in smoke before July 4th
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Mon June 14, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
The only two senators that really matter in the Democratic Party most likely will get their way on infrastructure
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bank of America's CEO says they spend over $1bil/year on cybersecurity, so get off their dicks or they'll close more branches and egregiously raise fees some more
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hey Bernie, it's been five farking years. Get over losing to a woman
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Sat June 12, 2021
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Biden to name the Pulse Nightclub a national memorial
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Google is finally implementing measures to counter slander scam sites
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Oh noes we have another Coke-loving President: Off-duty Joe Biden dresses down in running shoes, goes to hotel bar to unwind at G7 summit and only sips a Coke
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Greg Abbott: Texas will finish what Trump started
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Well what do you know? Turns out all those flexible non-employee Uber and Lyft drivers also enjoy the flexibility of not driving for Uber and Lyft
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Thu June 10, 2021
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Democrats, forget trying to push H.R. 1 through. Amend the Electoral Count Act instead
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
There is a new entry coming to the console wars: Intellivision. Hopefully you won't have to grab your RF adapter, drag ol' sparky out of the basement and hunt for the number pad overlays
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"Didn't testify accurately" is a novel way to say "lied to Congress and committed perjury"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Washington Post is completely ignoring our made-up Hunter Biden stories therefore they ignore the truth. This is what this person actually believes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Elon Musk needs a number 2
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Donald Trump refrained from attacking Joe Biden too directly during the Democratic primaries in 2020 because he believed that the Democrats would give the nomination to Hillary Clinton or Michelle Obama if he went after Biden too hard
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"I don't know why all these media companies thought the tech part of having a top-tier streaming service would be the easy part. Media companies have historically struggled to find and keep top tech talent"
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(Today)
 
 
 
Please welcome Gizmo to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday. He's the voice of "Gizmo's Pawsome Guide to Mental Health", helping kids across America understand that there are things they can do to help themselves when they feel sad, mad or worried
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I'm beginning to think that maybe, just perhaps, the New York Post is being a wee bit less objective about the current administration than they were about the previous one. Just a hunch really
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember all those terrible last minute rules that Trump instituted that Congress could reverse if they acted in time? Guess what?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Turns out Charles Koch has been $ucce$$fully pressuring $enator Joe Manchin to oppose key parts of the Democratic agenda
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Private companies demand socialism
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
LOL, christ
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Mon June 07, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Antony Blinken suddenly interested in holding China accountable for the pandemic, other things like genocide, supply chain manipulation
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Emails obtained from watchdog from Arizona Senate President shows that Arizona fraudit is just about making the orange sore loser happy
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Sat June 05, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Did Mike Pence just doom his 2024 chances? Well, it's hard to "doom" a 0% chance
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rich Lowery rightly points out Biden has slim majorities. Let's change that
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden tries new strategy with the moderate ignorati
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Target now has a Deal Days promotion to rival Amazon's Prime Day. How cute
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
I'M ERIC kindly confirms Trump family receives subpoenas by the truckload, sheds delicious tears while doing so
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Wed June 02, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
You've got less than 3 weeks to make room on your credit cards
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Tue June 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Harris trying to finesse one of the few issues Republicans successfully demagogue
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Governor Nikki Fried?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox op-ed says US will never get to the bottom of COVID origins because (spins wheel)...Hunter Biden
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Mon May 31, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sergey Lavrov is so very concerned that the insurrectionists arrested so far are being mistreated
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In which we look at nine Republicans who could run for president in 2024 and whose names don't rhyme with "Chump"
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Sun May 30, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
On top of COVID, Australia has also been dealing with a cannibal mouse epidemic. Because it is Australia, things are going to get worse as it soon will add snake plague to the list
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Fri May 28, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Neera Tanden has returned as a senior advisor to Biden
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Here's Marjorie Taylor Greene being racist
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Thu May 27, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Big tech downvotes Florida
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Real billionaire Jeff Bezos just bought the rights to all the backstage footage and outtakes from The Apprentice
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Tue May 25, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
My god, the normalcy is astonishing
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Steve Doocy must really enjoy getting publicly humiliated by Jen Psaki
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Mon May 24, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
George Floyd's murder shifted Biden's reality
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Can't overturn the election? Then why not run the next one?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Obama tried to warn Trump about Michael Flynn, the disgraced traitor who is now saying Covid-19 is a fabrication
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Fri May 21, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Who would have guessed a NFL football team would have a culture of violence in the workplace?
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Thu May 20, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The right-wing outrage machine is really getting desperate
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
That's a long way to say Kamala Harris is being scrutinized by the GOP because she's a minority woman
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Politico is just making shiat up now for clicks
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston Zoo welcomes ugly-ass baby mud trumpet to Clutch City with the ritual beating of trash cans
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Wed May 19, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Who's ready to fight the Civil War of 2024?
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Tue May 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The president has released his tax returns
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Mon May 17, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal government lifts mask mandate for all employees who claim to be vaccinated
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
'Tiger King' seeking presidential pardon from Biden. Hey, anyone remember Tiger King?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
I lost due to election fraud, so withdraw all the troops from all the shiathole countries before my illegitimate successor comes into office
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(Independent)
 
 
 
And here's the entirely predictable photo of Georgia Congressional Rep. Andrew Clyde barricading the door against the January 6 insurrectionists who he later likened to "normal, everyday tourists"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
And here's the entirely predictable photo of Georgia Congressional Rep. Andrew Clyde barricading the door against the January 6 insurrectionists who he later likened to "normal, everyday tourists"
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Sun May 16, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
What's the one thing that health experts, labor groups and business leaders can all agree on? The new CDC mask rules are a failure
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Fri May 14, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
"Insurrection? What insurrection are you talking about?" Sgt. Schultz nods approvingly
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Insurrection? What insurrection are you talking about?" Sgt. Schultz nods approvingly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
An outbreak of Coronavirus among vaccinated Yankees players and staff has experts concerned and some questioning the efficacy of the Johnson and Johnson vaccine they received. You know, most steroids ARE immunosuppressants, just sayin'
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Next victim: Mitch
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Thu May 13, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's silly season in Washington, where Republicans pretend to want to raise taxes and Democrats pretend Republicans are negotiating in good faith
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Grifter defending the Grifter is caught Grifting
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Trump is not happy with a former 'lowlife' aide he has been photographed with on many occasions. But he wants you to know that he never met the 'loser'
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Wed May 12, 2021
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Party of family values stays classy
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Tue May 11, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Well, if there's one thing a Cheney knows, it's how to start a war
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Days of Our Lives renewed for another 2 years. No sign of Dr. Drake Ramoray, however
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Nixon-possessed Rudy Giulini claims he's got 'the goods' on Biden
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump supporters tried to fill the gaping hole in their souls with hate and giant Trump flags
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP poised to excommunicate Liz Cheney this Wed for the heresy of not bending the knee to Der Donald, which is certain to hav- BY GAWD. IS THAT JONI ERNST'S THEME MUSIC?
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
And pigs can fly too
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Quite possibly the worst staged event since Yakov Smirnoff opened for Spin Doctors at the Iowa State Fair
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Isn't just asking questions a well known type of trolling?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bottoms won't run again
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(Axios)
 
 
 
There are limitations to buying American
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump PAC creates @DJTDEsk to mirror his new blog, meets Twitter's banhammer within the day
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Big businesses: "We can't find qualified workers". Also big businesses: "It's time to cut wages"
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
It's time for Dotard's Greatest Hits Volume III
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Is the era of sensible government back?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Anyone notice that he just referred to himself as the President of the United States?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Oh no. Unionized workers. Can't have that now can we?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Welcome to the new housing bubble
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Easiest job ever. Just link to their Twitter feeds
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Tue May 04, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
When Republicans lose their jobs, they often end up working for places like Fox. Former Senator Doug Jones (D-Ala.) and his former aide Cissy Jackson are doing the opposite: working for Arent Fox
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
President Biden needs to stop spending like a drunken sailor because the COVID crisis is now over. This is what Republicans actually believe
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
In Texas Joe Biden has a higher approval rating than Ted Cruz, John Cornyn, Greg Abbott, and Ken Paxton
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Young, professional athletes are often poor money managers, struggling to learn responsibility amid quick riches. So let's teach the NBA all about how to make money on NFTs
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Won't somebody think of the interns?
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Mon May 03, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot begins spray-tanning Wednesday. Book it, done
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you are going to pistol whip someone, make sure you point the barrel away from your nearby relatives
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
They want both kinds - country AND western investors
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joe Manchin says that when the protestors entered the Capitol "my intention was to stay and fight" but then he remembered he was a spineless coward and scuppered off like the Trump-humping DINO he is
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden Administration pounds the broken pavement to sell you a railroad that goes faster than you can drive while avoiding said potholes
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Sat May 01, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Apparently President Biden has already cut a deal with Venezuela's quasi-dictator Maduro for the release of US oil executives
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"Some employees are in tears after being berated by guests. We are getting bad reviews. ... It's hard to stand in front of my staff and tell them we have to adhere to it"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In a weird twist of karma, Marsha Blackburn's claim that Joe Biden was going to mandate preschool and two years of college for everyone turns out to be false, but does demonstrate why Biden's education plan would actually help folks like Marsha
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Students of the Scandinavian Cello School perform for cows. No, this is not a Far Side cartoon but probably should be
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Fri April 30, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
King Manchin has spoken again, says he doesn't support D.C. statehood bill. So like go back and be unrepresented you peasants
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
MSNBC trounces Fox News in ratings thanks to Biden's speech
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris and key senators are working out of the spotlight on a major jobs package
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain joins in to whip up her own special batch of distilled conservative tears over the Biden speech. Surely these people knew the Selfishness Railroad was going to derail someday
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann lives in a fantasy world where democrats are kidnapping toddlers and indoctrinating them into the LGBTQ "curriculum"
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Stephen Miller called Biden's speech "lifeless and dry," which is what would happen to Miller if he were exposed to sunlight
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News host realizes the right wing echo chamber is coming from inside the network
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Nibblin' on sponge cake, watching the cruise ships, slicing through coral covered in poop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Standing at the podium as president after a political career of 40 years, Biden showed he has a patience few politicians possess, yet his speech was distinctly impatient, calling for immediate action, almost as if he feels "the fierce urgency of now"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Too much malarkey about unity, successful vaccinations, buy American, "white supremacy" and "systemic racism," complains the NY Post about President Biden's speech to Congress. Worst of all, everybody wore face masks
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Wed April 28, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
First Lady announces 5 virtual special guests for Biden's address to Congress. Spoiler: We're all virtual guests for it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
100 ways Biden has already proven he's different from Trump
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris under attack for not giving her niece a job in the White House
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Due to the Covid-19 pandemic, Designated Survivor has been cancelled. Kiefer Sutherland inconsolable
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Tue April 27, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Never fear, white people. Stephen Miller's got your back
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Mon April 26, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
100 Days of Biden
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Name one
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Thu April 22, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Suddenly the NY Post is concerned that the White House Press Secretary didn't answer a question to a reporter's complete satisfaction
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Wed April 21, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that many of us have been vaccinated, Whole Foods will soon let customers pay for groceries with palm scan
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Zodiac Killer claims that President's remarks about racist killer cop's murder conviction could be grounds for mistrial, because reasons
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Isn't it against the law to falsely call in an emergency? Especially if you're trying to "test their response time", Congressman
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Venmo users can now buy and sell bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies as well as pay for the education and enrichment of underage women in Florida
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Wait, what does God have to do with electing a president?
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Mon April 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
There otter be a vaccine
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Sun April 18, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sen. John Cornyn (R-idiculous,TX) resorts to the "just asking questions" defense when Chris Wallace calls him on bullsh** tweet about Biden's mental fitness
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Sat April 17, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
No, ma'am, you can't threaten the Vice President
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Remember when Hillary Clinton was castigated for calling them "deplorables"? Turns out she was being an optimist
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Protip, officers: Those "secret" Facebook groups where you feel comfortable spouting racism and conspiracy BS will never stay secret
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden expected to pick Burns as ambassador to China. Excellent
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris may be the best hope for legal marijuana
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Back in the day before FARK existed, there was a letter from Prince Philip apologizing to Richard Nixon about a 'lame' toast. It didn't even have butter to go with it
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Domino's pizza delivery bots are invading Houston's streets and are about to remember that Texans like their big-ass pickups and shotguns
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The GOP is banning foster care for immigrant children, with Nebraska's governor and South Carolina's governor making it illegal for residents to foster sundered children
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Thu April 15, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Business groups concerned bill might end cronyism
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Biden will do what Trump couldn't and wouldn't because you can't discipline your boss
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Evidence now exists that Mike Pence *technically* has a heart
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Ze Germans are very impressed vis how Sleepy Joe has made ze trains, I mean, ze vaccines run on time, ja?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street spent $2.9bil lobbying, etc. on the 2020 election. And these people WILL make a large profit on their investment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans want to ban TikTok on all Federal devices so their colleagues don't get caught up in sex scandals so easily
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Wed April 14, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Despite the fact that Google is a thing, there are people that actually believe that Joe Biden's approval rating is 11%, the "lowest in US history". Ironically that honor actually goes to the two presidents who also had the highest ones: Truman and W
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Drinking game rules need to be set by April 28
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CNN being pro-Biden is totally not like Fox News and OAN were pro-Trump so this is an outrage
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump supporters were given key jobs and approved in the hours before Biden was inaugurated, leading to speculation that there's poison in the well
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(Pitch KC)
 
 
 
New brew honors Negro Leagues with 'Tip Your Cap' baseball beer
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Democrats mulling plan to fire the CBO director to get President Biden's agenda over the finish line. Whatever it takes one supposes when on a righteous mission
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Mon April 12, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP: "You can't vote for Biden or The Squad will ruin America." Reality: "Squad searches for meaning after being shut out of every negotiation"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
History may well remember Joe Biden as the next FDR
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Thu April 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Manchin: Since the republicans sent radicals to attack the capitol, it is imperative we reach out to them and negotiate
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Simon & Schuster to publish Mike Pence's autobiography. Got any ideas for a title? Let's hear them
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Trump won the election and the last six months has all been an elaborate sting operation, says 'prophet' who promised Trump was going to win. Hey it's easier than admitting you are not in fact God's chosen messanger
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden to issue Executive Order regarding guns on Thursday. In related story, websites that sell ammo simultaneously explode
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The 60 Minutes "hit" piece on DeSantis made him defrontrunner for 2024
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Daughter of minority immigrants moves into a better place two months late after runaround about repairs needing to be done first. All because she went and got a better temp job during the pandemic
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Not that she was likely to get many job offers in the next little while, but the US OSC has found that a former Trump HUD official violated the Hatch Act and fined her $1,000 and barred her from being employed by the federal government for 4 years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"When you write Matt Gaetz's defense to the allegations against him out, it seems totally ludicrous. Mostly because it is. His line of argument is, in a word, dumb"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey, anyone remember when Pence used to give regular press conferences? No? Me neither
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
DNC's new billboard campaign sells American Rescue Plan, shames Republican 'no' votes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dear New York Post: Stop trying to make Hunter Biden happen, it's not going to happen
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hunter Biden's family gave him the Rick Astley experience
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Hunter Biden says he smoked Parmesan Cheese but didn't inhale
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Liz Cheney keeps winning against the GOP
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Bronx congressman wants billions for NYC public housing, which under NYC budgeting will totally buy three whole air conditioners - with enough left over for the DeBlasios to pick up something nice in the Hamptons
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
How to turn your hobby into a career. Unfortunately, none of subby's hobbies translate well into a career. Well, not a LEGAL career, anyway
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Fri April 02, 2021
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Luxury condo building in Brooklyn keeps emitting a mysterious noise that sounds like a "screaming dinosaur," confuses neighbors
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(Politico)
 
 
 
So far, the defining word of the Biden era is "trillion," but honestly, that sounds mostly harmless after four years when the defining word was "Beeblebrox"
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Colt McCoy has been revealed as one of the people that pressured the University of Texas to keep a racist anthem as their school song. He cannot get away
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House knew more than a week ago that the J&J contractor had hired Lucy and Ethel to run their vaccine line
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Wed March 31, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Business groups are finally realizing graft is graft. They don't have to show up, only the cash does
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Party that demands proof of genitals to play sports, use toilets, and invasive and unnecessary vaginal ultrasounds is now trollishly concerned about medical privacy
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hunter Biden says he wouldn't fark the same chicken twice; would also consider higher-quality laptops going forward
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Officer who arrested Georgia state Rep. Park Cannon says he was worried if one Black person had rights, they'd all want some
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Tue March 30, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
All of a sudden the NY Post is very concerned that a president's son may have lied. It's like there has been a change in editorial's administration or something
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Oh where, oh where can my $42,000 be? Hold on, you mean that Goodwill worker is returning it to me?
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The SolarWinds hackers even knew which way the wind was blowing at Homeland Security
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer has a significant power play ready to go
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Diamond and Silk question Biden's cognitive abilities. thatsthejoke.jpg
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Sat March 27, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why doesn't VP Harris stay in her place?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Why doesn't VP Harris stay in her place?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Noted Florida Man fancifully claims Biden is somehow not upholding the law
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Fri March 26, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Hill says Biden presser was a disgrace. Oh wait it's an opinion piece that doesn't reflect the views of The Hill. The Hill just gave someone a soapbox to scream the Biden presser was a disgrace
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Hey, everybody. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt"
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Sure, let's redefine time, as if we have lots of time to spend
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Thu March 25, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
At this point, Canadians are thinking that Biden should say 'screw Trudeau' and accidently vaccinate all of Canada
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After Biden calls for increased gun control in the wake of yet another mass shooting, a right-wing lunatic tweets a picture of himself holding a shotgun telling him to "come and take it"-sorry, a sitting US Senator.....eh, To-MAY-to, To-MAH-to
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate votes 92-7 to extend Payroll Protection Program by 2 months
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
A large article about a small porn problem at Medium
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Rep. Mass Shooter Barbie (R-eally likes guns) sent out a "DON'T TAKE OUR GUNS" fundraising email while her constituents dead bodies were still warm
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Polish writer faces jail time for a "crime" at least 72 million Americans committed last year
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Did Dan Crenshaw look like a complete idiot when discussing the border crisis? Aye
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump didn't include Mike Pence in his list of 'very good' Republicans and possible 2024 presidential candidates
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Since Brad Raffensberger refused to "find the votes" to flip Georgia to Trump. Trump now is hoping to "find the votes" to throw Raffensberger out of office
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Don't you think we should ask for *more* than a trillion dollars for the economy President Biden? A trillion dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. Okay then, three trillion dollars
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Sun March 21, 2021
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Chuck Todd Chuck Todds like only Chuck Todd can Chuck Todd
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren emerges from her chrysalis, hysterically claims Biden is a "shadow president" who will give power to Kamala Harris
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Despite all of our best efforts, some smokers of the devil's weed -- also called Mary Jane, The Reefer, Ganja, or Herb -- are still being hired to work in the federal government
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Fri March 19, 2021
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
"We made this beer mostly out of a deep, abiding pettiness"
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Joe Biden trips going up the steps to Air Force One. Somehow this makes Donald Trump President again
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
George W. Bush says he was "sick to his stomach" watching all those white supremacist republican terrorists storm the Capitol on January 6
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Thu March 18, 2021
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Here's 46 to say all current and former presidents agree, you have no excuse, roll up your sleeve (3:15PM ET)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
One more good reason for the return of the talking filibuster
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mango Pepsi unleashed upon an unsuspecting public March 22. Why does Frito-Lay hate America?
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Wed March 17, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Texas man arrested with guns and ammo outside the VP residence
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Merck's head marketer is quitting. Side effects may include headache, flushing, stuffy or runny nose, indigestion, upset stomach, dizziness, back pain, cancer, death, or an erection that lasts more than 4 hours
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain blames VP Harris for Republican vaccine hesitancy because she had concerns that Trump may have forced the vaccine out before it was ready for political reasons, and Republicans hang on Kamala's every word
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
President Biden endorses a return to the talking filibuster, wants democracy to function again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP attorneys general want their stimulus cake and be able to tell the Feds to eat it, too
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(Independent)
 
 
 
President Biden opens dialog with Russian President Vladimir Putin, calls him a 'killer'
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Body armor makers 1/5: "MAGA Boogaloo We won't sell to demonrats" On 1/7: "We are non-partisan safety equipment sellers. We abhor violence"
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Al Gore sings Biden's praises
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Vindman Vindicated
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Mon March 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
And that's a BIG if
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Let's take a closer look at the Biden blitz. Sweet
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What do Trump supporters and ISIS have in common? How much time do you have?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Iowans want to take Chuck Grassley to a big farm where he can play with all the other politicians
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Sat March 13, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Biden destroyed Reagan's "wisdom"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What happens when you don't have to wait for President Ego to sign the relief checks just so he can see his big pretty signature? They are already hitting bank accounts
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Headline that can't be improved: "Conservatives Are Furious Biden Delivered a Non-Insane Presidential Speech"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Republicans declare Biden's July 4th vaccination goal "un-American"
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Fri March 12, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Biden will lockdown Florida over my dead body" - (DeSantis R-Bioterror), "Hold my beer" - Covid-19
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Guy whose entire business involves selling hardware to NASA is VERY CONCERNED that Biden isn't taking the space program "seriously enough"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Progressives, you have a new hero in Joe Biden after he has passed his stimulus relief package. Learn to love him, like Bernie
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Thu March 11, 2021
(WBUR Boston)
 
Audio
 
History of the filibuster. TL/DL since the 1900s conservatives have been using the filibuster to defend White Supremacy and isolationism
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Joe Biden is starting the second war on poverty
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bipartisan (?) bill in the Senate aims to increase oil and gas royalty rates and increase the minimum bid prices for lease of public land to drill on, because you probably SHOULD increase those prices at least once a century, which we haven't
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Key holdouts of the Democratic Party now rapidly evolving on the Senate filibuster issue
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York Times: Surely they won't call us part of the Left-wing media if we publish bullshiat like this
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Biden has now been in office 50 days. Let's check in and see how he's doing
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Tue March 09, 2021
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
"Not only is this the law of the land, it's his own deeply held belief," Psaki added
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Trump of the south, Brazil's growing coronavirus outbreak is now posing a threat far beyond its borders. Could even break Trump of the north levels
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
QAnon Shaman denied bail. "Defendant's perception of his actions on January 6 as peaceful, benign, and well-intentioned shows a detachment from reality"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Vice President Harris has been busy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz and Greg Abbot's continued idiocy are giving Democrats hope in Texas
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Sun March 07, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Stupid is as stupid does
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dan Rather, "We had an attempt to steal a presidential election, conceived and promoted by the president of the United States himself." So it's time for the press to ask, "Do Republicans believe in democracy?"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
President Biden hops in his Trans Am, starts his victory lap for his passage of the COVID relief bill
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hells Superspreading Angels decend on Daytona
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
A new poll of morons shows a tie between Pence and DeSantis
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Texas governor says he ended mask order because "we no longer need government running our lives". Why stop there? Let's end restrictive traffic laws like speed limits and traffic lights. And food safety laws that reduce choice of undercooked foods
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
"ERCOT overcharged power companies $16 billion for electricity during winter freeze." EVERYTHING'S bigger. Even the grift. Especially the grift
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"It's not fair," says subby's kindergartener when there's no ice cream, along with man who's still stuck in jail for some reason he doesn't fully comprehend, since all he did was invade Nancy Pelosi's office
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I-5 Strangler" strangled
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Atlanta Laywers Club to Lin Wood: Go be batshiat for Cocoa Puffs somewhere else, pal
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Wed March 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
ROUSEs? I don't think they exist
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Good news for former VP Mike Pence concerning further embarrassment, Trump is weighing his kooked-up 2024 presidential run without him
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Senate Intelligence Committee approves Burns to lead CIA. Excellent
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
That "if" dwarfs your Twinkie, Ray
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(Keloland)
 
 
 
"Nomadland" could impact South Dakota tourism. That's the joke
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Josh Hawley, when asked why he's opposed every single one of Biden's cabinet nominees: "I take them one at a time." Mainly because he's not allowed to reject them all with one vote
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Today in "stuff that should have happened 6 months ago" news: Merck has agreed to help J&J manufacture their vaccine
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Mon March 01, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Vegas Golden Knights quickly cancel partnership with Mexico-based sports-betting pick seller, because as we all know, Las Vegas is all about being above board and intolerant of unscrupulous touts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dr. Miguel Cardona confirmed as Secretary of Education 64-33
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
That's the problem with cocaine; it makes you think taking the stage at CPAC and ranting about Liberal Muppet cancellation is a success
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Might want to get comfortable, we'll probably be here for a while
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Sun February 28, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"In the last few months we've been called clowns, and deplorables, and ignorant rednecks." Hmm,... wonder why?
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Sat February 27, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas to CA companies for the last decade: Move here, we're a rootin' tootin' free wheeling unregulated wild west business mecca. Think of all the profits you'll make. Texas this week: Please stay. We'll try to keep the lights on. We promise
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump may be gone from Washington, but his wholly unqualified judges will continue to wreak havoc on the American people for years to come
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz receives special "welcome back" message in Senate gym. Jim Jordan unavailable for comment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dementia patient resurfaces to find racist legacy being systematically dismantled
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator: I apologize for calling Biden OMB nominee Neera Tanden "a neo-socialist, left-of-Lenin whack job", I was "searching for another word". A) That's an entire phrase and B) wasn't the knock on Tanden that she said mean things about Republicans?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
On tap for 2024 for the GOP is Trump Ultra, Trump Lite, and Trump Zero. All will leave your friends feeling as if they've been thrown in jail for your DUI
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(Vox)
 
 
 
QAnon followers prepare for Trump's inauguration on March 4. No word on who'll bring the Kool-Aid
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
It turns out that having good policies that actually help people is popular politically
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
After Texas freeze fiasco, Cancun Boy's approval rating takes a 20 percent hit -- among Republicans
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
GOP declares intellectual and moral bankruptcy, invites Stephen Miller back to Capitol for policy advice
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If Senators like Manchin, Collins, Murkowski and Romney regularly vote against positions embraced by big majorities of the American people, why do we call them moderates?
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
"One phone call with Donald Trump destroyed this Republican lawyer's career." Looks like she missed a tiny detail that proved to be detrimental: The fact that her client was Donald J. Trump. Rookie mistake, lady
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats point out the Senate's hypocrisy in confirming acid-tongued white men like Brett Kavanaugh, Richard Grenell, and Jeff Sessions while rejecting comparatively polite non-white women like Neera Tanden and Deb Haaland
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
"You can pray for a man named Joe Biden, but you cannot pray for President Joe Biden because there's no such man. "He doesn't exist and he knows he don't exist, and brother Steve, his handlers know he don't exist"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bury all the COVID dead at Mar-a-Lago, so it can become like Arlington Cemetery
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Mon February 22, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Anything Trump did, we're doing the opposite"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CPAC wants Mike Pence to come and speak and pretend that Trump didn't order his deranged mob to hang him on Capitol Hill
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The FBI is working on investigation that links Roger Stone and Alex Jones to the Capitol terror attack on 1/6/21
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain says Biden needs to fire Fauci and replace him with someone who actually "does understand science" like maybe James Inhofe, Jenny McCarthy, or Jesus
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Sun February 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rather than telling those brokers that they're not going to be paid $9,000 for a MW of electricity that costs about $20 to generate, we have a Congressman wanting to use taxpayer money to bail them out
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
He was high on mushrooms. That has to be the only explanation behind Larry Kudlow's new theory about the Texas outages
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pence still bitter over attempt to kill him
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Joe Biden shows compassion and bipartisanship in his efforts to help Texas
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Sat February 20, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Abbott says "thanks Joe" but pronounces it "whar moar aid, whar?"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Taxes, duhhh
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Fri February 19, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Biden to visit winter clusterfark of Texas, without dropping his family off in Cancun first like a real man would
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Looks like Republicans have found their latest "tan suit" controversy in Biden canceling a trip to tour Pfizer's vaccine-making plant due to the weather
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Anti-vax Tanzanian president blames rising COVID rate on the people having wronged God, encourages increased prayer. Interesting you don't hear leaders in Texas saying that about the storms
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
NFL to test new position-specific helmet designed for linemen. One day they may all look like Brutus Buckeye
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