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headlines found matching 'Vice President of the United States'
Mon May 25, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Biden attempts to move left without abandoning center, in action that would cement his status as an ambi-turner. No word on status of Blue Steel, freak gasoline fight accidents
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You'll never guess where the growing tide among Democrats against Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar for the VP slot is coming from
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The Great Minnesota Get-Together will not get together
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In back-to-back tweets, Trump touts a fake poll number and attacks a real poll number as fake. The Aristocrats
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden: 'If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black'. Is it really that hard to just shut up until the election?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
A new poll says many in the US won't return to the gym or dine out again, because what's one without the other?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Biden leads Trump by 8 points. Difficulty: Fox News poll
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Democratic strategist and MSNBC contributor James Carville shows how much he's matured after all these years, goes on The Stuttering John Podcast to call Trump a fatty who "will get his fat ass beat" in the 2020 election
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michigan AG calls Trump a petulant child. Donald responds by proving her point
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Skittles...taste the um, greyness?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump up to February: You HAVE to elect me, look how great the economy is. Trump now: You HAVE to elect me, the economy is in shambles, and only *I* can rebuild it
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Team Trump now pissed Biden won't dress up in a 2016 Hillary pants suit, kinky repressed bastards
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump running against Trump
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren changes her Medicare tune in a bid to become Biden's #2
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(The Hour)
 
 
 
"JFC you Bernie or Busters, quit your stupid BS bashing of Democrats and help us win the country back from these corrupt fascists." Signed: A) Clintonistas? B) Biden Bros? or C) Senator B. Sanders (I-Vermont)?
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(Columbia Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with C-O-V-I-D-19
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
With the Pandemic spreading like wildfire, the economy crashing, natural disasters threatening and Trump firing inspectors general at will the Senate investigates our nation's most pressing issue: Someone once hired Hunter Biden to do lawyer stuff
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gosh, what could possibly be behind the Right's absolute hatred for Stacey Abrams? I mean, it's inexplicable. Like, you know, my dog hates the Fed Ex truck. HATES it. But there's no real reason for her to hate it. It must just be like that, I guess
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
If I was looking at a country where a president, facing poor election prospects, has purged his gov, positioned his men in key positions to control Justice, IC & the military, on top of urging armed militia to rebel, I'd say he's preparing his power grab
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Tue May 19, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Welp, back to whimpering about spicy mustard and tan suits, I guess
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Bill Barr's head officially lodged up his anus with no hope of extraction
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out smearing Obama isn't the 3D chess move Trump thinks it is and could backfire on him spectacularly
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Even though IG Linick still has another 26 days on the job, Pompeo has barred him from State Department grounds. That Jared/Saudi/Pompeo investigation must be really something
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Mon May 18, 2020
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
John Wick was apparently arrested in Denver over the weekend
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Because our voting machines aren't secure and Russia still has internet access?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
IG Barr: since I've made it the official position of the DOJ that "When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal", it's going to be SUPER HARD for me to find a way to bring criminal charges against Obama or Biden, not that I won't try
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Swinger Republicans warn that Trump's only path to victory is getting the pandemic right. Welp, so much for that. Good thing you killed off most of your base age group too
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Maybe trying to kill off your own base isn't the best electoral strategy?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
2016...it is still 2016
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
GOP poll tests 20 different attacks on Biden, none of them work. Don't worry, we can make up 20 more pieces of nonsense. Eventually our morons will buy it. We don't have 20 brain cells to rub together
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pretty sure it's already exploded
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White House plans to improve Trump's image using (a) a comb, (b) a more natural-looking spray tan, or (c) a PR campaign?
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
GOP is still full steam ahead for August National Convention in Charlotte, details such as carpeting color and what flavor Kool-Aid to serve are still TBD
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
We believe Tara Reade ... may not be the most trustworthy person in the world
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Jammy Biducken 2020
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is in trouble in America's wang, and not even penicillin will help this time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gee, eyes Joe
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(News-Gazette)
 
 
 
University of Illinois students line up at local watering hole for masks-optional cold beer and hot COVID-19
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Fri May 15, 2020
(PBS)
 
 
 
PBS interviewed 74 former Biden staffers. In a row?
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Republicans say the worst of the coronavirus is over. Democrats say the worst is yet to come. Virus merely wants more hosts so it can be fruitful and multiply
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Go get em, Joe
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
So, what are the odds that your next Amazon package will be covered in coronavirus?
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Thu May 14, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Like an angry gardening neighbor, the NSA has a letter showing Rand Paul's Biden conspiracy was a giant nothingburger
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Like an angry gardening neighbor, the NSA has a letter showing Rand Paul's Biden conspiracy was a giant nothingburger
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(NPR)
 
 
 
White House named project to produce and distribute COVID-19 vaccine "Operation Warp Speed". Tag brought to you by Captain Jean-Luc Picard
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
White Castle is offering tens of thousands of free sliders throughout the day on Friday, May 15th. Air Fresheners are optional
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(WTRF Wheeling)
 
 
 
Be careful if you get lost on the Trump campaign's website. Their 404 page is brutal. You can find it by searching for Trumps Coronavirus plan
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Shockingly enough, older Americans dying off left and right is having a profound impact on their opinions towards Trump
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In another stunning blow to his reputation as a conservative Biden calls for mortgage payment forgiveness
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Liz Cheney just jumped into the Fauci debate. And defended him. Fauci, she defended Fauci
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"We don't have a president, or a plan"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Giant illegal scanning device found in self-checkout at DC store. But wouldn't it make sense to make these things smaller so that people don't notice them?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
48 to co-chair 46's campaign climate task force
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Trump reelection campaign now in big trouble being that seniors are starting to think he might be trying to kill them with coronavirus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jared refuses to rule out postponing the presidential election in November
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Why do so many Americans think Trump will be re-elected?
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The crucial constituency of haters is now trouncing Trump with hate. So yeah, don't hate the haters
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(AP News)
 
 
 
This is the flattened curve you have been looking for
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Maybe more media outlets should call for Trump's resignation... shyeah and monkeys might fly out of subby's butt
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Joe Biden: "I reject the premise' that' remote campaigning is hurting my White House bid. Adding: Have you SEEN me? The less America is exposed to me the better my chances. Besides at this point I just have to be NotTrump and I win it in a laugher
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Stacey Abrams (D-GA) endorses Biden. Hint hint nudge nudge wink wink
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The time has come to say goodbye to the handshake
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Kentucky Sports Radio)
 
 
 
NCAA alters NET formula so that Duke can remain in Top 10 with only 3 losses instead of 4
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why Montana Governor Steve Bullock's COVID response is making the GOP crap pants, order more Depends
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Every accusation a confession: Trump accuses Pennsylvania's governor of "playing politics" with their Coronavirus restrictions to try to influence the election
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Sun May 10, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Biden opens up a double digit lead over Trump among seniors, presumably 'cause Joe isn't actively trying to kill them
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Sat May 09, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lawyer who leaked video of killing of Ahmaud Arbery did so to dispel rumors it was "two men with a Confederate flag in the back of a truck going down the road and shooting a jogger in the back." Umm...WTF?
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bidens full of women
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump pulls a Sargent Schultz
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nothing says this administration more then Mike Pence asking "'Can I carry the empty one just for the camera?' I guess it was filled with thoughts and prayers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC subway conductor says the quiet part out loud about essential workers really being sacrificial workers
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kellyanne of Green Goebbels speaks out against her husband's anti-Trump attack ad, cackles "THEY'VE ALL FAILED"
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tara Reade allegations and the timing questioned by notable Liberal Activist....Tucker Carlson? 2020 is intent on making my head explode, isn't it. Fark REALLY needs a 'Da Fuq?' tag
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Imagine, if you will, that 2020 draws to a close with Donald Yep securing re-election because members of the electoral college vote against their states popular vote
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
United backs off plan to ground 15,000 employees and make them part-time after union steps up
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Biden demonstrates that he knows that being a leader sometimes means taking a controversial stance on an issue, like calling for the prosecution of two GA men who chased down an unarmed black jogger in their pick-up and then shot him
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Wed May 06, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With a partnership in the NFL, women's flag football will be a varsity sport in the NAIA
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Turns out Obama is having NONE of Ron Johnson's bullshiat
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Tue May 05, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Of course Trump didn't wear a face mask when he visited a face mask factory
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Of course Trump didn't wear a face mask when he visited a face mask factory
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news: Biden can tout his work on 2009 economic recovery as part of campaign. Bad news: HE'S WEARING A TAN SUIT
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The US is starting to return to its roots as a Republic. Unfortunately, it's the Weimar Republic
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(FactCheck)
 
 
 
There is absolutely NO evidence to back up Trumps claim that Biden wrote him "a letter of apology" for criticizing his China "travel ban". But you knew that already because if existed, a copy would have been mailed with every stimulus check sent out
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After decades of sending money to red states, the disuniter in chief says it is unfair for blue states to want some of their money back for an emergency. So presidential. So much winning
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pro-plague astroturfing isn't taking root as the vast majority of Americans still want businesses to be closed
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
John Ratcliffe, Trump's pick to head US Intelligence, is a major QAnon conspiracy theorist and True Believer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Incapable of staying out of the spotlight, Trump is bringing back his evening COVID-19 rage-fests
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Mon May 04, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Time for Monday Madness. Let's all take a deep breath, relax and discuss the happenings of the day during the MSNBC Primetime thread, starting at 8 PM Eatern
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Tara Reade scandal surrounding Biden is 2020's version of "but her emails"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Justin Amash could cause some trouble for Trump and Biden, plus he knows where Aleppo is
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Please, just leave the poor woman alone. She. Doesn't. Want. The. Job
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Never a good way to start a sentence, Mr. State Representative: "Judging by the position of the female vagina..."
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Mike Pence personifies Winston Churchill's famous quote about Americans. "You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else." Now apologizes for not wearing a mask at the Mayo Clinic. "I should have"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In which we see a desperate attempt to retcon the Obama Administration's successful attempt to contain the H1N1 pandemic that occurred just three months into his presidency because Biden was involved and the Horse Race MUST be preserved
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren is the odds-on favorite for Biden's VP
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Christine O'Donnell: Oh, Biden wasn't even at the 2008 First State Gridiron Dinner I've accused him of being a pervert at? Must've been the 2007 one. NARRATOR: Biden didn't attend that one either
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats are now slight favorites for gaining control of the Senate, worry not though they'll find a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
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(CNN)
 
 
 
He actually has a strategy?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Our expectation was always that Trump would go on offense early and we'd have to scramble to defend. The reality has been we've been able to run millions of dollars of thoroughly researched and tested ads, largely unanswered"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Friday: No, world champion US Women's Soccer Team; you can't have equal pay. - Judge. Saturday: US Soccer, give equal pay to the women or I won't give you funding for the men's World Cup when I'm president - Joe Biden
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump goes to Camp David to plot economy pivot, which will be just like Ross trying to move that couch
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Neverending criticism by Trump and by ReOpen protestors has sunk IL Gov. Pritzker's approval rating to 69%, while a sensational 14% disapprove
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The virtual 2020 campaign is a crockpot of insanity
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Looks like they're getting the Blues in Georgia
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Chinese e-commerce takes soap-opera turn as scandal surrounds three major players." Admittedly it loses a lot in translation, but that's the gist of it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, that settles that, now let's get on to the business at hand
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sex-crimes prosecutor: Why I don't believe Tara Reade
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pence staff threatens action against reporter who tweeted about visit to Mayo Clinic without surgical mask. I guess getting Mother involved wasn't sufficient
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Thu April 30, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thirsty Thursday is here. Get yourself a lovely beverage and join us for the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother to the rescue
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Who could have imagined Brahams's Coronavirus Task Force would be rife with conflicts of interest
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"You say Obama left you broken tests... it's a new virus. How could the tests have been broken?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Christopher Dodd, Lisa Blunt Rochester, Eric Garcetti, and Cynthia Hogan are the people tasked to tell Uncle Joe to just pick Hillary or Kamala
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"I believe the people of this country are smart. And I don't think that they will put a man in who's incompetent," says man who apparently learned nothing from his own election
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(AP News)
 
 
 
When Biden returns to the White House for the first time in four years, he's going to feel like a property manager inspecting a rental house after finally evicting a bunch of squatters who ran a meth lab in the bathroom
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
You have angered the Yang Gang. Do not anger the Yang Gang
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's the whacked out Wednesday edition of the MSNBC Primetime Discussion thread. Tell us what sort of whackiness you've got on your mind, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Joe Biden leads Donald Trump in American polls, but still expected to lose at the Russian ballot box
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(Vogue)
 
 
 
Ceiling Biden is watching Trump beat himself
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
In order to spread parody content about Joe Biden you must be a Twitter-certified parodist
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Joe Biden reaches out to an ICU nurse fighting Coronavirus while Trump continues to pat himself on the back
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One thing we can all agree on: Trump told us to drink bleach caustically
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Good news, down-ballot Republicans. Trump has given up appealing to voters in obscure places called "states"
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(San Antonio Current)
 
 
 
Hustler Hollywood in San Antonio providing drive by sex toys. Asinine tag used because you know where they gonna end up
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Because you told the American people to mainline Lysol?
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Mon April 27, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Deepfakes Are Coming From Inside the White House
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
But Lysol
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Even Howard Stern says he's all in for Ba-Ba-Biden
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Regular guy Joe Biden looks to lose the big business, big banks donor money with new stimulus bailout: 'This is second time we've bailed their asses out'
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Where has Hugo the Living Dummy gone? Wasn't he supposed to be a key part of the Coronavirus battle?
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Sun April 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Now that the "he was being sarcastic" excuse has run its course, the White House is trying to blame the media for Trump's suggestion that we should huff Lysol
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
New poll shows Trump leading Biden by five points. Fark: ...in Texas. Ultrafark: ...which hasn't voted for a Democrat since 1976
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Amid fallout from disinfectant comment Trump says coronavirus briefings "not worth the effort." Wait... WHAT effort?
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Utah bought 20K hydroxychloroquine pills per the advice of pharmacy lobbyists. Now that the the discouraging data and FDA warning are out, Utah wants its money back
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
SMOKEBOMB
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Biden: "Mark my words, I think he is going to try to kick back the election somehow, come up with some rationale why it can't be held"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump is in debt to the Bank of China for a couple of hundred million dollars, and comes due in 2 years
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Biden is leading Trump by four in the land of idiocy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New poll shows that Trump is all but assured to win in November
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Quinnipiac University)
 
 
 
"76 percent say that the state's economy should only reopen when public health officials deem it safe, compared to 17 percent who say it should reopen even if public health officials warn against it". Difficulty: Florida voters
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden picks the Veep
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Whether he will be coming back no more, no more, no more, no more yet to be determined
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump's digital post-briefing campaign proving a huge hit with online viewers, leaves Joe Biden scratching his head in his lonely basement
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Conservative group organizing protests against That Woman In Michigan has financial ties to That Woman In The Department Of Education
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The fact that Donnie even has a chance in November is incredibly disturbing, says anyone who's not a mentally ill Trump cult member. Oh, and somehow these farks think that half-assing the coronavirus testing will result in victory
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"November's election will be a referendum on his presidency, and the country will be worse off in every possible way compared with four years ago" Guy Who Gets It
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Coronavirus Task Force Increasingly Ignores Trump
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
J. Biden / M. Obama 2020?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Add Grainger to the list of soulless pandemic profiteers
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Mon April 20, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
People in glass dressing rooms with naked teenage girls shouldn't throw stones
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(Automotive News)
 
 
 
Pandemic causing the fall of the auto-man empire
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's coronavirus testing czar was given 30 minutes to resign or be fired at Texas A&M's vaccine development lab. Job evaluation: "more interested in promoting yourself," low marks on being a "team player," The Best People™
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump has done nothing and run out of ideas to stop Covid-19, so he'll now do what he knows best: blame gubmint
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fauci dog walked Laura Ingraham on her own show
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Federal Advisory Committees Act is intended to prevent lobbyists from secretly advising the president by requiring the meetings of advisory groups not entirely made up of federal employees to be public. Of course Trump is ignoring it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What hurt Warren the most during the primaries? The fact she was a woman
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Thu April 16, 2020
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of arsehole to deliberately tamper with PPE orders going to hospitals
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Worried about possibly having COVID-19 and want to be tested with instant results? Buy a plane ticket
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden finally gives the correct answer to the question of how he/the Democrats generally can win over Trump's base: He can't, and shouldn't try, because who wants to appeal to a pack of hate-driven racist lackwits anyway?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gov. Whitmer of Michigan basically admits she has to kiss Trump's arse otherwise her citizens will die (tl;dr last paragraph)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"We've never backed a Democrat for president. But Trump must be defeated"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So what happens if there's no election this year? Asking for the rest of the planet
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"And so the sad irony here is that the protest was that they don't like being in this stay-at-home order, and they may have just created a need to lengthen it, which is something we're trying to avoid at all costs"
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Wed April 15, 2020
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Why Trump's slump in the polls is likely to last all year. Difficulty: It's NOT just his major fubar concerning the coronavirus
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Missourah governor says the pandemic is no reason to request absentee ballots
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(CNN)
 
 
 
$1200 stimulus checks likely delayed a few days longer so the Treasury Department can print Trump's name on them
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia Democrat comes out .... for President Trump. Appreciates the help that African-Americans, veterans and farmers have received
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ron Johnson (R-eally Motivated) is unhappy the coronavirus is holding up his totally non-partisan investigation of Hunter Biden, hopes to have a 'report' out by summer
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
AOC has never spoken with Biden but here's what she would say, right after "why are you sniffing my hair?"
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Supreme Court shoot themselves in the SCOTUS
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(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
Let's see what's trending on Twitter...oooohhhhh
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz tries to OWN Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer on Twitter, self-owns himself so hard he has to delete his tweet when she calls him out
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sanders officially endorses Biden
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is about to find out pandemics can't be gaslit
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(NPR)
 
 
 
One month ago, Trump declared a national emergency. Let's see how he's doing...oh dear
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Even NBC can't find witnesses that can corroborate what Ms. Reade said about Biden offering a ride on his trans am
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Sun April 12, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
♪ For he drove a blazing Trans Am... He drove a classic car... ♪
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Sat April 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well at least the Republicans can always rely on seniors to vote them into office...Oh, well look at that new poll over there
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Tom Steyer emerges from hiding, endorses Biden
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Someone somewhere has convinced the Mango Mussolini that shutting down Federal aid to coronavirus testing sites might not be a good idea after all
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Anti-Trump Republicans endorse Joe Biden for president ..because even some Republicans can't take four more years of this sh*t
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(Slate)
 
 
 
This is it, right now, this exact point in time: Joe Biden's moment. It's here, Joe. Right here, it's happening, come on, you've got to step up before you miss it. One more step, come on, you've got it, it's happening as we -- oh, dammit. Ah, well
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Biden unveils expanded Medicare plan and pledge to forgive student loan debt
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
I have tiger tail ice cream. Your recipe is invalid
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even the flunkies at Wall Street Journal's editorial page tells Trump to drop his daily virus briefings
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Alfred E. is both sad and Mad today
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Michigan and Florida are swing states that are seeing COVID-19 infections, whose electoral votes will swing thanks to Trump's relationship with their respective governors. Also, subby learned that there's a MI polling organization run by Bernie Porn
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(NPR)
 
 
 
SEC steps in and suspends the trading of shares in "Wellness Matrix Group" which markets an "FDA-approved home Covid-19 testing kit", on the grounds that there ARE no FDA-approved home Covid-19 testing kits
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Subby is so old he remembers when lying was prohibited by the 10 commandments
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mike Pence's office is refusing to let Dr. Fauci or any other COVID-19 task force member appear on CNN. You have a problem with this, comrade?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Conservative group gives Trump five Pinocchios for his excuse that impeachment hearings for distracted him from preparing for the pandemic. Also says something about comfortable couches to sleep on
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Presidents, dating back to the start of the modern polling era after World War II, typically see their approval ratings rise significantly when the country faces emergencies." Until now
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Shocked, shocked... well, not that shocked
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News hosts crowing Trump's victory over coronavirus
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(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Larry David loses steady gig
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The pandemic has cut short the life of presidential campaign season. Good
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Have you been to a concert in Philadelphia anytime over the past 30 years? The man most likely responsible for it has passed away at age 51
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Alyssa Milano has not charmed Rose McGowan
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(Boom Live)
 
 
 
Despite what various Facebook memes claim, neither Trump nor Biden have said "people are dying who have never died before" in a Coronavirus speech. The person who DID say that in a letter, is, oddly enough, Ernest Hemingway
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
An actual leader called to give Trump advice on how to handle the Coronavirus pandemic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump was gonna lose two to one before the pandemic, now he'll lose at least three to one. Of course, Donnie doesn't think so because he's a total idiot. Luckily his death cult has turned into boneheads as well
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's aggressive advocacy of hydroxychloroquine to treat COVID-19 has divided the medical community into two camps, one saying "We don't know if it works," and another saying "We don't know if it works... DUMBASS"
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In this time of employment uncertainty and a president who shoots the messenger, ousted US intelligence inspector general urges other inspectors general to continue to speak out when they are aware of wrongdoing
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Audio of the stupid and naive Acting Secretary of the Navy complaining about a CO being too stupid and naive to prevent a leak has now been leaked
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Article presumes Trump even has a message
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump has tried nothing and is all out of ideas
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Sun April 05, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Joe Biden: I will wear a mask in public and follow the advice of our scientists. Fark needs a Good Example tag. Article to the left, Burisma herpa derp to the right
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Trump, your Coronavirus response means you've been promoted from Worst President in Modern Times to Worst President of ALL time. Approach the podium and separate a shoulder while patting yourself on the back for a job well done
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
45 = 31
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Say it ain't so, (Bernie) bro
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Sat April 04, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump / Kushner 2020
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Gov: "Well, on second thought... maybe we shouldn't have a primary election while all this is going on." Rest of the state: "No shiat, Gov. Sherlock. 'Bout time you pulled your head out of your "
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Fri April 03, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans are making sure to focus on what really matters
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently Americans are happy sitting at home and stuffing their faces with food and drinking booze, most say they'll keep staying home this month even if restrictions are lifted for the coronavirus
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo slams Trump for his attempts to blame states for the Coronavirus pandemic
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Thu April 02, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Eric Holder has apparently become a woman
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump campaign: Since Twitter refuses to take down Biden's ad that accurately claimed Trump called Coronavirus " hoax," we're going to splice together audio so it sounds like Biden is saying the same thing... because... er "double standard"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"When you've got governors with stratospheric approval ratings for their handling of the crisis,...You're going to see that leadership reflected in polls for the presidency in future election years"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
5000. Please omit flowers
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Tue March 31, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Can't spell Plastics Recycling without PR
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders: It's still real to me, damnit
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican fundraiser renounces politics, vowing to unite a bitterly divided nation by focusing on what we have in common. LOL J/K he's cashing in on the coronavirus by selling medical supplies
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Coronavirus has disrupted the Democrats' pan to take down Trump, in much the same way that Marshal Zukhov and Gen. Eisenhower "disrupted" a plot by German staff officers to assassinate Hitler
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump campaign: Gosh, we're kind of getting hammered for how Trump is turning a global pandemic into partisan asshattery. Hey, how about we release a video where we just make up a bunch of bipartisan support?
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Mon March 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo gets the all important Donald Trump endorsement for president
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Dutch museum says Vincent van Gogh painting stolen in overnight raid, asks everyone to keep an ear to the ground for any clues
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Trump and his allies are attacking Obama's Ebola Czar for exposing their ineptitude
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Sun March 29, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
No shiat, even most Democrats will agree that 'lost his mind' Joe Biden is the worst imaginable challenger to Trump right now
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Her name is Gretchen Whitmer, Mr. President
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Sat March 28, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News Poll: Biden leads Trump 49/40. (WARNING: this is a Fox News article, therefore fake)
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
We can only hope this isn't true but then we all remember who we're talking about
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan has the 5th highest number of infections in the country, and Trump would love to help them with federal aid, if only the "woman governor" there wasn't so darn uppity
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Hockey gear maker Bauer changes on the fly, starts turning out medical face shields from their visor assembly line
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
Bill and Hillary exploit their pizza parlor child sex slave connections to deliver dozens of pizzas to several local Westchester County hospitals to thank them for their service to the community
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Leopards resume face-eating
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sanders says corona virus bill did not go far enough. Should have pushed for Green New Deal and student loans forgiveness. Wait did I say Sanders? I meant Joe Biden
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just topped a thousand dead people as nutcases say, hey what's the big deal? People die all the time. We need to get back to making money. Besides, these people wanted to die so that they no longer take up space. They are terrible earners
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(Lawfare Blog)
 
 
 
Well, at least Americans can be reassured that no matter how bad things get, the Presidential line of succession is rock solid, right? What's that? We could skip Pelosi and Grassley and end up with Pompeo as president? Oh shiat
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Joe Biden's likely VP short list when he emerges from his coronavirus bunker: Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, Amy Klobuchar ...probably a couple token male Senators to round out the final five
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Eric Dickerson will speak with L.A. Rams fans about concerns over the team's new logo since there must not be bigger issues to worry about in the real world to them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
This was the best the Democratic Party could do?
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Insiders recount how Sanders lost the black vote" - and there's the problem, you can't lose what you never had
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The man from New York's coronavirus briefings - articulate, consistent and often tinged with empathy - have become must-see television. Then there are the briefings from the other man who came out of New York sitting in the White House
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(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
NPR station refuses to air Trump's press briefings because he basically lies his ass off
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
How is the USA dealing with the coronavirus outbreak you ask? Depends on which one of the two "US of A"s you're talking about?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump's happy as a pig in a poke now that the media is carrying his daily campaign rallies
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Burger King employees: "We demand hazard pay." Burger King franchisee: "We have a better idea. We're cutting your wages by 10%. Good luck finding another job...Muahahahaaa"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
But who would win in a triple threat, steel cage match?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The White House bullshiat geyser erupts every hour so Glenn Kessler awards four Pinocchios to Joe Biden
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald J Trump is sad
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Objection, Your Honor. The question presumes intellectual capacity not in evidence
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Everyone: How many masks are being shipped? FEMA head: None of your business
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Model and Twitteratti Chrissy Teigen gives birth mother perspective to the Vice President and others complaining about the Covid-19 test swab. (Possible NSFW and not for the faint of heart)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump may not have tested positive for COVID-19 yet but some of those protecting him have
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
An interview with the lone adult in the room
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Sat March 21, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Chatroulette, 2020 election style: Biden campaign developing a "virtual rope-line" in which voters would speak with him briefly face-to-face via livestream
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Can Trump cancel the November election? Short answer: No. Long answer: No, but he may still try
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
National general election poll, taken after Trump's amazing Oval Office performance: obviously he's trailing the democratic candidates, yet still manages 41%
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mike Bloomberg donates his leftover pocket change to the Democratic party
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Member of Vice President Mike Pence's staff tests positive for COVID-19, but he and the president say they're not worried because the White House has a stockpile of protective masks, gloves and ventilators that they've been holding on to
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Data for Progress study finds Stacey Abrams is Biden's best VP choice. Here's why
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Twitter may be able to help save us from coronavirus. I know, God forbid
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sen. Gillibrand submits her resume for VP position
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci, who is arguably America's leading expert on fighting pandemics, has recently been forced to correct several of Trump's misstatements and even blatant lies. So, naturally, it's time to speculate how long it will be before he's fired
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Walmart cuts store hours yet again
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Trump wanted to bury Biden after the primary. Now he can't"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump campaign asks Twitter to help it gaslight. Twitter says no. This is how bad things are now, folks. Twitter is the hero
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
And there it is, the stupidest thing you'll read all day: "Neither Biden nor Sanders would have saved American lives with travel bans like Trump did"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's reelection strategy depends on three things: a strong economy, a socialist opponent, and the public's hatred of big government. Let's see how things are going
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Amazon confirms first case of coronavirus at a U.S. warehouse, could mean they'll shut down everything in the near future. And you thought you were going to get your much needed supplies soon
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
NRA spokesman says that his industry needs a government bailout to stay afloat
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump policy slows progress in fight against coronavirus. This is not a repeat of every day this year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After another series of losses Sanders staffers begin to wonder what the hell they're doing
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Voter turnout in Arizona and Florida surged to higher numbers than in 2016
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Washington Monthly)
 
 
 
"That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Is anyone in the Democratic Party brave enough to tell Bernie it's over?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ridin' with Biden seen as the path to the first US woman president, Electoral College notwithstanding
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ridin' with Biden seen as the path to the first US woman president, Electoral College notwithstanding
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
CEO determines that employees effectiveness on the bottomline at the office is more important than their remote capabilities keeping them healthy during a pandemic
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
ESPN: get ready for reruns and The Ocho. It's a bold move, let's see if it pays off
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Biden pulls ahead of Trump in Arizona and Ohio
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Mon March 16, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
AOC says she 'WON'T back Bernie Sanders in the Democratic Primary anymore after 'anti-trans' endorsement from Joe Rogan. Good thing he's practically washed up already cause otherwise this would have really hurt
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Plans for anti-Sanders Super PAC on hold as Uncle Joe keeps on winning
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
It's only noon, but this has got to be the stupidest thing I'll read today: Trump 2020 campaign manager accuses Biden & Sanders of plagiarizing coronavirus disaster response
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Amid this national crisis POTUS offers words of stability and encouragement. Just kidding: he thinks the debate was boring
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Joe Biden coughs into his hand as he answers coronavirus question at Sunday's debate. Since this is the Sun, OMG Joe Biden's got the VIRUS and will keel over ANY MINUTE
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump claims he's weighing options to encourage social distancing. Trump also claims he's weighing 239 lbs. Trump claims he's weighing lots of things
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Monday is going to suck with all the bored kids at home. Here's something for your rugrats to do while the schools are shut down. Got any other good ideas, post them to the right
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Biden confirms he'll pick a woman as his vice president while Sanders avoids the question and refuses to commit
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Sun March 15, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's Biden vs Bernie in what could be the final debate of the primary season. 8 PM ET on CNN, CNN en Español, CNN International, and Univision
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Sat March 14, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How will Coronavirus shape the presidential election?
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Fri March 13, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Coronavirus fear is based on party lines
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Thu March 12, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
A whole week later, Bernie Sanders is finally declared the winner of the CA Primary
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
He has finally done it. He has finally become presidential. He is truly the leader of our nation in this moment of crisis
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Headline: Sanders Offers Biden A Path To Win Over His Movement. Bernard Brothers: You'll Never Take Me Alive
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Poll in Florida show Biden opening up a slight lead on Sanders in Florida, but, factoring in the margin of error, it could be only about 40 or so points. Ohh Berne
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Corey Lewandowski is concerned that Biden's ties to Wall St will keep him from reassembling Obama's coalition. And did you know Senator Robert Byrd was in the KKK
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
About that whole "we're still holding rallies" thing
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Oh my god, Becky. Look. At. Her. Policies
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Thanks, Typhoid Larry
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"The virus does not have a Twitter account and, unlike so many previous Trump foes, is resistant to political bullying or Republican Party solidarity"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren decides not to burn any bridges
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Joe Biden, the single-issue candidate whose only agenda is to remove Trump from office. Good enough for some, not so much for others
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Wed March 11, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Andrew Yang endorses Biden, says the math makes his choice clear
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Delusional pro-Trump group thinks phrase "quid pro quo Joe" is really gonna energize the base. When your base is on average 80 years old, the only energizing thing is watching the news and worrying about the coronavirus
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Revolution Will Not Be Televised. But if it were, if turnout is any indication, it would be canceled after the first episode
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Bernout
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Trump reportedly will not meet with House Speaker Pelosi because she's a poo-poo banana face
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News decides it's very important some guy named Biden make his tax returns public. Listen closely and you can hear the sound of a spine snapping from the intellectual contorting
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sarah Sanders says, those silly Dems have decided to settle on a guy who'll only beat Trump by two to one. They are so boring
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Smeagol says we should just throw the ring towards Mt Doom from here
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Really not-at-all-fit Sean Hannity rants about Biden not being fit while defending whale-sized President
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's not over yet folks, Sanders picks up a HUGE win in North Dakota
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
AOC admits the progressive movement had 'tough night' after Biden wins it all on mini Super Tuesday, ponders going back and picking up the pieces of Bernie to try and put back the movement
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(White House)
 
 
 
"But these are the great - the great health insurance companies. And I think tremendous progress is being made. They're willing to do things for the people and their customers and probably, in a true sense, beyond their customers"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fifty mayors back Biden. No word on how many Helens are waiting to endorse as well
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Tue March 10, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CNN says nobody will watch the next Sanders/Biden debate
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Because COVID-19 isn't gonna flare up bigly until next week, this is the Second Super Tuesday Democratic Primary Thread, LIVE NOW
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wait, you mean to tell me that a self serving billionaire can't be trusted to keep his promises?
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
The Dow finished with a 1167.14 point gain today, the third yugest in all of history. The first and second biggliest point gains happened last week. And does anyone bother to thank our President? NoooOOOooo
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
A hint for both political parties and the media, a massive majority of Latinx voters don't like the term Latinx. Just sayin'
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has a great immune system, the BEST actually. Hamberders and Diet Coke provide AMAZING immunity to fakenews coronavirus
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"I can't believe I'm being mocked"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The Bernie Bros are here"
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(MSNBC)
 
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It's going to be Kamala Harris, isn't it?
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(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
Team Biden figures out a way to shut gaffe prone Sleppy Joe up; shorter speeches
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Biden has been inappropriately touching Michigan for years
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(Politico)
 
 
 
CPAC attendees are shocked - *shocked* - that gold-level VIPs have received preferential attention and access to vital medical information, while the ordinary rank-and-file have by and large been left to twist in the wind. Hmmm... 🤔
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump's blue-wall lead over Biden barely holding, just a couple of more days without a gaffe should break it Joe
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News would like to remind you: ooga booga Clinton
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Mon March 09, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It seems the Democrats are united in wanting a woman to be named as vice president, even if it's seen as a consolation prize
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