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Mon May 25, 2020
		Biden attempts to move left without abandoning center, in action that would cement his status as an ambi-turner. No word on status of Blue Steel, freak gasoline fight accidents source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	164
		You'll never guess where the growing tide among Democrats against Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar for the VP slot is coming from source: politico.com \| share:	181

Fri May 22, 2020
		The Great Minnesota Get-Together will not get together source: startribune.com \| share:	48
		In back-to-back tweets, Trump touts a fake poll number and attacks a real poll number as fake. The Aristocrats source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	36
		Biden: 'If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black'. Is it really that hard to just shut up until the election? source: politico.com \| share:	689
		A new poll says many in the US won't return to the gym or dine out again, because what's one without the other? source: apnews.com \| share:	13
		Biden leads Trump by 8 points. Difficulty: Fox News poll source: msnbc.com \| share:	162
		Democratic strategist and MSNBC contributor James Carville shows how much he's matured after all these years, goes on The Stuttering John Podcast to call Trump a fatty who "will get his fat ass beat" in the 2020 election source: mediaite.com \| share:	71
		Michigan AG calls Trump a petulant child. Donald responds by proving her point source: thehill.com \| share:	41
(Some Guy)		Skittles...taste the um, greyness? source: totallythebomb.com \| share:	10

Thu May 21, 2020
		Trump up to February: You HAVE to elect me, look how great the economy is. Trump now: You HAVE to elect me, the economy is in shambles, and only I can rebuild it source: politico.com \| share:	74
		Team Trump now pissed Biden won't dress up in a 2016 Hillary pants suit, kinky repressed bastards source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	68
		Trump running against Trump source: apnews.com \| share:	61
		Elizabeth Warren changes her Medicare tune in a bid to become Biden's #2 source: politico.com \| share:	242
		"JFC you Bernie or Busters, quit your stupid BS bashing of Democrats and help us win the country back from these corrupt fascists." Signed: A) Clintonistas? B) Biden Bros? or C) Senator B. Sanders (I-Vermont)? source: thehour.com \| share:	611
		'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with C-O-V-I-D-19 source: columbiatribune.com \| share:	25

Wed May 20, 2020
		With the Pandemic spreading like wildfire, the economy crashing, natural disasters threatening and Trump firing inspectors general at will the Senate investigates our nation's most pressing issue: Someone once hired Hunter Biden to do lawyer stuff source: politico.com \| share:	48
		Gosh, what could possibly be behind the Right's absolute hatred for Stacey Abrams? I mean, it's inexplicable. Like, you know, my dog hates the Fed Ex truck. HATES it. But there's no real reason for her to hate it. It must just be like that, I guess source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	130
		If I was looking at a country where a president, facing poor election prospects, has purged his gov, positioned his men in key positions to control Justice, IC & the military, on top of urging armed militia to rebel, I'd say he's preparing his power grab source: taskandpurpose.com \| share:	71

Tue May 19, 2020
		Welp, back to whimpering about spicy mustard and tan suits, I guess source: thehill.com \| share:	38
		Bill Barr's head officially lodged up his anus with no hope of extraction source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	49
		Turns out smearing Obama isn't the 3D chess move Trump thinks it is and could backfire on him spectacularly source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	88
		Even though IG Linick still has another 26 days on the job, Pompeo has barred him from State Department grounds. That Jared/Saudi/Pompeo investigation must be really something source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	29

Mon May 18, 2020
		John Wick was apparently arrested in Denver over the weekend source: denver.cbslocal.com \| share:	34
		Because our voting machines aren't secure and Russia still has internet access? source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	79
		IG Barr: since I've made it the official position of the DOJ that "When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal", it's going to be SUPER HARD for me to find a way to bring criminal charges against Obama or Biden, not that I won't try source: thehill.com \| share:	49
		Swinger Republicans warn that Trump's only path to victory is getting the pandemic right. Welp, so much for that. Good thing you killed off most of your base age group too source: politico.com \| share:	39
		Maybe trying to kill off your own base isn't the best electoral strategy? source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	54
		2016...it is still 2016 source: apnews.com \| share:	40
		GOP poll tests 20 different attacks on Biden, none of them work. Don't worry, we can make up 20 more pieces of nonsense. Eventually our morons will buy it. We don't have 20 brain cells to rub together source: mediaite.com \| share:	48

Sun May 17, 2020
		Pretty sure it's already exploded source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	66
		White House plans to improve Trump's image using (a) a comb, (b) a more natural-looking spray tan, or (c) a PR campaign? source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	100
		GOP is still full steam ahead for August National Convention in Charlotte, details such as carpeting color and what flavor Kool-Aid to serve are still TBD source: mprnews.org \| share:	90

Sat May 16, 2020
		We believe Tara Reade ... may not be the most trustworthy person in the world source: politico.com \| share:	498
		Jammy Biducken 2020 source: newsweek.com \| share:	187
		Trump is in trouble in America's wang, and not even penicillin will help this time source: thehill.com \| share:	44
		Gee, eyes Joe source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	30
		University of Illinois students line up at local watering hole for masks-optional cold beer and hot COVID-19 source: news-gazette.com \| share:	61

Fri May 15, 2020
		PBS interviewed 74 former Biden staffers. In a row? source: pbs.org \| share:	64
		Republicans say the worst of the coronavirus is over. Democrats say the worst is yet to come. Virus merely wants more hosts so it can be fruitful and multiply source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	76
		Go get em, Joe source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	245
		So, what are the odds that your next Amazon package will be covered in coronavirus? source: theverge.com \| share:	64

Thu May 14, 2020
		Like an angry gardening neighbor, the NSA has a letter showing Rand Paul's Biden conspiracy was a giant nothingburger source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	49
		Like an angry gardening neighbor, the NSA has a letter showing Rand Paul's Biden conspiracy was a giant nothingburger source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	49
		White House named project to produce and distribute COVID-19 vaccine "Operation Warp Speed". Tag brought to you by Captain Jean-Luc Picard source: npr.org \| share:	77
		White Castle is offering tens of thousands of free sliders throughout the day on Friday, May 15th. Air Fresheners are optional source: mlive.com \| share:	60
		Be careful if you get lost on the Trump campaign's website. Their 404 page is brutal. You can find it by searching for Trumps Coronavirus plan source: wtrf.com \| share:	64
		Shockingly enough, older Americans dying off left and right is having a profound impact on their opinions towards Trump source: csmonitor.com \| share:	76

Wed May 13, 2020
		In another stunning blow to his reputation as a conservative Biden calls for mortgage payment forgiveness source: businessinsider.com \| share:	202
		Liz Cheney just jumped into the Fauci debate. And defended him. Fauci, she defended Fauci source: mediaite.com \| share:	38
		"We don't have a president, or a plan" source: vox.com \| share:	70
		Giant illegal scanning device found in self-checkout at DC store. But wouldn't it make sense to make these things smaller so that people don't notice them? source: wtop.com \| share:	42
		48 to co-chair 46's campaign climate task force source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	88
		Trump reelection campaign now in big trouble being that seniors are starting to think he might be trying to kill them with coronavirus source: washingtonexaminer.com \| share:	49
		Jared refuses to rule out postponing the presidential election in November source: nytimes.com \| share:	105
		Why do so many Americans think Trump will be re-elected? source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	165

Tue May 12, 2020
		The crucial constituency of haters is now trouncing Trump with hate. So yeah, don't hate the haters source: politico.com \| share:	54
		This is the flattened curve you have been looking for source: apnews.com \| share:	44
		Maybe more media outlets should call for Trump's resignation... shyeah and monkeys might fly out of subby's butt source: theatlantic.com \| share:	41
		Joe Biden: "I reject the premise' that' remote campaigning is hurting my White House bid. Adding: Have you SEEN me? The less America is exposed to me the better my chances. Besides at this point I just have to be NotTrump and I win it in a laugher source: politico.com \| share:	469
		Stacey Abrams (D-GA) endorses Biden. Hint hint nudge nudge wink wink source: politico.com \| share:	117
		The time has come to say goodbye to the handshake source: theatlantic.com \| share:	34

Mon May 11, 2020
		NCAA alters NET formula so that Duke can remain in Top 10 with only 3 losses instead of 4 source: kentuckysportsradio.com \| share:	1
		Why Montana Governor Steve Bullock's COVID response is making the GOP crap pants, order more Depends source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	56
		Every accusation a confession: Trump accuses Pennsylvania's governor of "playing politics" with their Coronavirus restrictions to try to influence the election source: thehill.com \| share:	48

Sun May 10, 2020
		Biden opens up a double digit lead over Trump among seniors, presumably 'cause Joe isn't actively trying to kill them source: nytimes.com \| share:	54

Sat May 09, 2020
		Lawyer who leaked video of killing of Ahmaud Arbery did so to dispel rumors it was "two men with a Confederate flag in the back of a truck going down the road and shooting a jogger in the back." Umm...WTF? source: nytimes.com \| share:	348

Fri May 08, 2020
		Bidens full of women source: nytimes.com \| share:	52
		Trump pulls a Sargent Schultz source: reuters.com \| share:	46
		Nothing says this administration more then Mike Pence asking "'Can I carry the empty one just for the camera?' I guess it was filled with thoughts and prayers source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	54
		NYC subway conductor says the quiet part out loud about essential workers really being sacrificial workers source: nytimes.com \| share:	129
		Kellyanne of Green Goebbels speaks out against her husband's anti-Trump attack ad, cackles "THEY'VE ALL FAILED" source: politico.com \| share:	47

Thu May 07, 2020
		Tara Reade allegations and the timing questioned by notable Liberal Activist....Tucker Carlson? 2020 is intent on making my head explode, isn't it. Fark REALLY needs a 'Da Fuq?' tag source: yahoo.com \| share:	72
		Imagine, if you will, that 2020 draws to a close with Donald Yep securing re-election because members of the electoral college vote against their states popular vote source: vox.com \| share:	108
		United backs off plan to ground 15,000 employees and make them part-time after union steps up source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	5
		Biden demonstrates that he knows that being a leader sometimes means taking a controversial stance on an issue, like calling for the prosecution of two GA men who chased down an unarmed black jogger in their pick-up and then shot him source: bbc.com \| share:	181

Wed May 06, 2020
		With a partnership in the NFL, women's flag football will be a varsity sport in the NAIA source: espn.com \| share:	2
		Turns out Obama is having NONE of Ron Johnson's bullshiat source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	124

Tue May 05, 2020
		Of course Trump didn't wear a face mask when he visited a face mask factory source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	68
		Of course Trump didn't wear a face mask when he visited a face mask factory source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	68
		Good news: Biden can tout his work on 2009 economic recovery as part of campaign. Bad news: HE'S WEARING A TAN SUIT source: nytimes.com \| share:	49
		The US is starting to return to its roots as a Republic. Unfortunately, it's the Weimar Republic source: theguardian.com \| share:	33
		There is absolutely NO evidence to back up Trumps claim that Biden wrote him "a letter of apology" for criticizing his China "travel ban". But you knew that already because if existed, a copy would have been mailed with every stimulus check sent out source: factcheck.org \| share:	39
		After decades of sending money to red states, the disuniter in chief says it is unfair for blue states to want some of their money back for an emergency. So presidential. So much winning source: nypost.com \| share:	87
		Pro-plague astroturfing isn't taking root as the vast majority of Americans still want businesses to be closed source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	100
		John Ratcliffe, Trump's pick to head US Intelligence, is a major QAnon conspiracy theorist and True Believer source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	60
		Incapable of staying out of the spotlight, Trump is bringing back his evening COVID-19 rage-fests source: nypost.com \| share:	56

Mon May 04, 2020
		Time for Monday Madness. Let's all take a deep breath, relax and discuss the happenings of the day during the MSNBC Primetime thread, starting at 8 PM Eatern source: msnbc.com \| share:	336
		The Tara Reade scandal surrounding Biden is 2020's version of "but her emails" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	429
		Justin Amash could cause some trouble for Trump and Biden, plus he knows where Aleppo is source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	54
		Please, just leave the poor woman alone. She. Doesn't. Want. The. Job source: thehill.com \| share:	76
		Never a good way to start a sentence, Mr. State Representative: "Judging by the position of the female vagina..." source: boston.com \| share:	107
		Mike Pence personifies Winston Churchill's famous quote about Americans. "You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else." Now apologizes for not wearing a mask at the Mayo Clinic. "I should have" source: newsweek.com \| share:	38
		In which we see a desperate attempt to retcon the Obama Administration's successful attempt to contain the H1N1 pandemic that occurred just three months into his presidency because Biden was involved and the Horse Race MUST be preserved source: politico.com \| share:	70
		Elizabeth Warren is the odds-on favorite for Biden's VP source: motherjones.com \| share:	197

Sun May 03, 2020
		Christine O'Donnell: Oh, Biden wasn't even at the 2008 First State Gridiron Dinner I've accused him of being a pervert at? Must've been the 2007 one. NARRATOR: Biden didn't attend that one either source: foxnews.com \| share:	253
		Democrats are now slight favorites for gaining control of the Senate, worry not though they'll find a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory source: cnn.com \| share:	169
		He actually has a strategy? source: cnn.com \| share:	79
		"Our expectation was always that Trump would go on offense early and we'd have to scramble to defend. The reality has been we've been able to run millions of dollars of thoroughly researched and tested ads, largely unanswered" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	50
		Friday: No, world champion US Women's Soccer Team; you can't have equal pay. - Judge. Saturday: US Soccer, give equal pay to the women or I won't give you funding for the men's World Cup when I'm president - Joe Biden source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	159

Sat May 02, 2020
		Trump goes to Camp David to plot economy pivot, which will be just like Ross trying to move that couch source: politico.com \| share:	103

Fri May 01, 2020
		Neverending criticism by Trump and by ReOpen protestors has sunk IL Gov. Pritzker's approval rating to 69%, while a sensational 14% disapprove source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	63
		The virtual 2020 campaign is a crockpot of insanity source: politico.com \| share:	24
		Looks like they're getting the Blues in Georgia source: alternet.org \| share:	34
		"Chinese e-commerce takes soap-opera turn as scandal surrounds three major players." Admittedly it loses a lot in translation, but that's the gist of it source: marketwatch.com \| share:	2
		Well, that settles that, now let's get on to the business at hand source: thehill.com \| share:	280
		Sex-crimes prosecutor: Why I don't believe Tara Reade source: usatoday.com \| share:	392
		Pence staff threatens action against reporter who tweeted about visit to Mayo Clinic without surgical mask. I guess getting Mother involved wasn't sufficient source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	88

Thu April 30, 2020
		Thirsty Thursday is here. Get yourself a lovely beverage and join us for the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	353
		Mother to the rescue source: foxnews.com \| share:	92
		Who could have imagined Brahams's Coronavirus Task Force would be rife with conflicts of interest source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	23
		"You say Obama left you broken tests... it's a new virus. How could the tests have been broken?" source: vox.com \| share:	156
		Christopher Dodd, Lisa Blunt Rochester, Eric Garcetti, and Cynthia Hogan are the people tasked to tell Uncle Joe to just pick Hillary or Kamala source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	273
		"I believe the people of this country are smart. And I don't think that they will put a man in who's incompetent," says man who apparently learned nothing from his own election source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	53
		When Biden returns to the White House for the first time in four years, he's going to feel like a property manager inspecting a rental house after finally evicting a bunch of squatters who ran a meth lab in the bathroom source: apnews.com \| share:	158

Wed April 29, 2020
		You have angered the Yang Gang. Do not anger the Yang Gang source: politico.com \| share:	63
		It's the whacked out Wednesday edition of the MSNBC Primetime Discussion thread. Tell us what sort of whackiness you've got on your mind, starting at 8 PM Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	282
		Joe Biden leads Donald Trump in American polls, but still expected to lose at the Russian ballot box source: inquisitr.com \| share:	175
(Vogue)		Ceiling Biden is watching Trump beat himself source: vogue.com \| share:	230
		In order to spread parody content about Joe Biden you must be a Twitter-certified parodist source: motherjones.com \| share:	42
		Joe Biden reaches out to an ICU nurse fighting Coronavirus while Trump continues to pat himself on the back source: politicususa.com \| share:	51

Tue April 28, 2020
		One thing we can all agree on: Trump told us to drink bleach caustically source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	54
		Good news, down-ballot Republicans. Trump has given up appealing to voters in obscure places called "states" source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	27
		Hustler Hollywood in San Antonio providing drive by sex toys. Asinine tag used because you know where they gonna end up source: sacurrent.com \| share:	21
		Because you told the American people to mainline Lysol? source: bbc.com \| share:	98

Mon April 27, 2020
		The Deepfakes Are Coming From Inside the White House source: theatlantic.com \| share:	48
		But Lysol source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	85
		Even Howard Stern says he's all in for Ba-Ba-Biden source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	39
		Regular guy Joe Biden looks to lose the big business, big banks donor money with new stimulus bailout: 'This is second time we've bailed their asses out' source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	389
		Where has Hugo the Living Dummy gone? Wasn't he supposed to be a key part of the Coronavirus battle? source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	32

Sun April 26, 2020
		Now that the "he was being sarcastic" excuse has run its course, the White House is trying to blame the media for Trump's suggestion that we should huff Lysol source: cnn.com \| share:	180
		New poll shows Trump leading Biden by five points. Fark: ...in Texas. Ultrafark: ...which hasn't voted for a Democrat since 1976 source: newsweek.com \| share:	214
		Amid fallout from disinfectant comment Trump says coronavirus briefings "not worth the effort." Wait... WHAT effort? source: theguardian.com \| share:	112
		Utah bought 20K hydroxychloroquine pills per the advice of pharmacy lobbyists. Now that the the discouraging data and FDA warning are out, Utah wants its money back source: motherjones.com \| share:	117

Fri April 24, 2020
		SMOKEBOMB source: axios.com \| share:	161
		Biden: "Mark my words, I think he is going to try to kick back the election somehow, come up with some rationale why it can't be held" source: nbcnews.com \| share:	158
		Trump is in debt to the Bank of China for a couple of hundred million dollars, and comes due in 2 years source: politico.com \| share:	86

Thu April 23, 2020
		Biden is leading Trump by four in the land of idiocy source: politicususa.com \| share:	31
		New poll shows that Trump is all but assured to win in November source: npr.org \| share:	549

Wed April 22, 2020
		"76 percent say that the state's economy should only reopen when public health officials deem it safe, compared to 17 percent who say it should reopen even if public health officials warn against it". Difficulty: Florida voters source: poll.qu.edu \| share:	48
		Biden picks the Veep source: thehill.com \| share:	47
		Whether he will be coming back no more, no more, no more, no more yet to be determined source: politico.com \| share:	30
		Trump's digital post-briefing campaign proving a huge hit with online viewers, leaves Joe Biden scratching his head in his lonely basement source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	74
		Conservative group organizing protests against That Woman In Michigan has financial ties to That Woman In The Department Of Education source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	27

Tue April 21, 2020
		The fact that Donnie even has a chance in November is incredibly disturbing, says anyone who's not a mentally ill Trump cult member. Oh, and somehow these farks think that half-assing the coronavirus testing will result in victory source: politico.com \| share:	194
		"November's election will be a referendum on his presidency, and the country will be worse off in every possible way compared with four years ago" Guy Who Gets It source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	89
		Coronavirus Task Force Increasingly Ignores Trump source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	30
		J. Biden / M. Obama 2020? source: pittsburgh.cbslocal.com \| share:	131
		Add Grainger to the list of soulless pandemic profiteers source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	55

Mon April 20, 2020
		People in glass dressing rooms with naked teenage girls shouldn't throw stones source: nypost.com \| share:	61
		Pandemic causing the fall of the auto-man empire source: autonews.com \| share:	7
		Trump's coronavirus testing czar was given 30 minutes to resign or be fired at Texas A&M's vaccine development lab. Job evaluation: "more interested in promoting yourself," low marks on being a "team player," The Best People™ source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	46
		Trump has done nothing and run out of ideas to stop Covid-19, so he'll now do what he knows best: blame gubmint source: nytimes.com \| share:	72

Fri April 17, 2020
		Fauci dog walked Laura Ingraham on her own show source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	57
		The Federal Advisory Committees Act is intended to prevent lobbyists from secretly advising the president by requiring the meetings of advisory groups not entirely made up of federal employees to be public. Of course Trump is ignoring it source: politico.com \| share:	22
		What hurt Warren the most during the primaries? The fact she was a woman source: npr.org \| share:	212

Thu April 16, 2020
		It takes a special kind of arsehole to deliberately tamper with PPE orders going to hospitals source: wsbtv.com \| share:	58
		Worried about possibly having COVID-19 and want to be tested with instant results? Buy a plane ticket source: theweek.com \| share:	20
		Biden finally gives the correct answer to the question of how he/the Democrats generally can win over Trump's base: He can't, and shouldn't try, because who wants to appeal to a pack of hate-driven racist lackwits anyway? source: thehill.com \| share:	302
		Gov. Whitmer of Michigan basically admits she has to kiss Trump's arse otherwise her citizens will die (tl;dr last paragraph) source: cnn.com \| share:	91
		"We've never backed a Democrat for president. But Trump must be defeated" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	73
		So what happens if there's no election this year? Asking for the rest of the planet source: thehill.com \| share:	102
		"And so the sad irony here is that the protest was that they don't like being in this stay-at-home order, and they may have just created a need to lengthen it, which is something we're trying to avoid at all costs" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	96

Wed April 15, 2020
		Why Trump's slump in the polls is likely to last all year. Difficulty: It's NOT just his major fubar concerning the coronavirus source: nationaljournal.com \| share:	62
		Missourah governor says the pandemic is no reason to request absentee ballots source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	69
		$1200 stimulus checks likely delayed a few days longer so the Treasury Department can print Trump's name on them source: cnn.com \| share:	401
		Georgia Democrat comes out .... for President Trump. Appreciates the help that African-Americans, veterans and farmers have received source: ajc.com \| share:	80

Tue April 14, 2020
		Ron Johnson (R-eally Motivated) is unhappy the coronavirus is holding up his totally non-partisan investigation of Hunter Biden, hopes to have a 'report' out by summer source: politico.com \| share:	48
		AOC has never spoken with Biden but here's what she would say, right after "why are you sniffing my hair?" source: sfgate.com \| share:	118

Mon April 13, 2020
		What, like the back of a Volkswagen? source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	99
		Wisconsin Supreme Court shoot themselves in the SCOTUS source: jsonline.com \| share:	164
		Let's see what's trending on Twitter...oooohhhhh source: secondnexus.com \| share:	48
		Ted Cruz tries to OWN Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer on Twitter, self-owns himself so hard he has to delete his tweet when she calls him out source: dailydot.com \| share:	116
		Sanders officially endorses Biden source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	768
		Trump is about to find out pandemics can't be gaslit source: thehill.com \| share:	74
		One month ago, Trump declared a national emergency. Let's see how he's doing...oh dear source: npr.org \| share:	54
		Even NBC can't find witnesses that can corroborate what Ms. Reade said about Biden offering a ride on his trans am source: nbcnews.com \| share:	268

Sun April 12, 2020
		♪ For he drove a blazing Trans Am... He drove a classic car... ♪ source: npr.org \| share:	48

Sat April 11, 2020
		Well at least the Republicans can always rely on seniors to vote them into office...Oh, well look at that new poll over there source: thehill.com \| share:	79

Fri April 10, 2020
		Tom Steyer emerges from hiding, endorses Biden source: politico.com \| share:	24
		Someone somewhere has convinced the Mango Mussolini that shutting down Federal aid to coronavirus testing sites might not be a good idea after all source: rollingstone.com \| share:	36
		Anti-Trump Republicans endorse Joe Biden for president ..because even some Republicans can't take four more years of this sh*t source: thehill.com \| share:	64
		This is it, right now, this exact point in time: Joe Biden's moment. It's here, Joe. Right here, it's happening, come on, you've got to step up before you miss it. One more step, come on, you've got it, it's happening as we -- oh, dammit. Ah, well source: slate.com \| share:	301
		Biden unveils expanded Medicare plan and pledge to forgive student loan debt source: newsweek.com \| share:	468

Thu April 09, 2020
		I have tiger tail ice cream. Your recipe is invalid source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	22
		Even the flunkies at Wall Street Journal's editorial page tells Trump to drop his daily virus briefings source: huffpost.com \| share:	48
		Alfred E. is both sad and Mad today source: nypost.com \| share:	37
		Michigan and Florida are swing states that are seeing COVID-19 infections, whose electoral votes will swing thanks to Trump's relationship with their respective governors. Also, subby learned that there's a MI polling organization run by Bernie Porn source: theatlantic.com \| share:	64
		SEC steps in and suspends the trading of shares in "Wellness Matrix Group" which markets an "FDA-approved home Covid-19 testing kit", on the grounds that there ARE no FDA-approved home Covid-19 testing kits source: npr.org \| share:	7
		Subby is so old he remembers when lying was prohibited by the 10 commandments source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	68
		Mike Pence's office is refusing to let Dr. Fauci or any other COVID-19 task force member appear on CNN. You have a problem with this, comrade? source: cnn.com \| share:	83
		Conservative group gives Trump five Pinocchios for his excuse that impeachment hearings for distracted him from preparing for the pandemic. Also says something about comfortable couches to sleep on source: thehill.com \| share:	28
		"Presidents, dating back to the start of the modern polling era after World War II, typically see their approval ratings rise significantly when the country faces emergencies." Until now source: politico.com \| share:	59

Wed April 08, 2020
		Shocked, shocked... well, not that shocked source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	259
		Fox News hosts crowing Trump's victory over coronavirus source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	96
		Larry David loses steady gig source: cnbc.com \| share:	2072

Tue April 07, 2020
		The pandemic has cut short the life of presidential campaign season. Good source: bostonglobe.com \| share:	48
		Have you been to a concert in Philadelphia anytime over the past 30 years? The man most likely responsible for it has passed away at age 51 source: inquirer.com \| share:	24
		Alyssa Milano has not charmed Rose McGowan source: newsbusters.org \| share:	76
		Despite what various Facebook memes claim, neither Trump nor Biden have said "people are dying who have never died before" in a Coronavirus speech. The person who DID say that in a letter, is, oddly enough, Ernest Hemingway source: boomlive.in \| share:	33
		An actual leader called to give Trump advice on how to handle the Coronavirus pandemic source: politicususa.com \| share:	68
		Trump was gonna lose two to one before the pandemic, now he'll lose at least three to one. Of course, Donnie doesn't think so because he's a total idiot. Luckily his death cult has turned into boneheads as well source: cnn.com \| share:	82
		Trump's aggressive advocacy of hydroxychloroquine to treat COVID-19 has divided the medical community into two camps, one saying "We don't know if it works," and another saying "We don't know if it works... DUMBASS" source: nytimes.com \| share:	65

Mon April 06, 2020
		In this time of employment uncertainty and a president who shoots the messenger, ousted US intelligence inspector general urges other inspectors general to continue to speak out when they are aware of wrongdoing source: theguardian.com \| share:	16
		Audio of the stupid and naive Acting Secretary of the Navy complaining about a CO being too stupid and naive to prevent a leak has now been leaked source: taskandpurpose.com \| share:	178
		Article presumes Trump even has a message source: thehill.com \| share:	32
		Trump has tried nothing and is all out of ideas source: apnews.com \| share:	43

Sun April 05, 2020
		Joe Biden: I will wear a mask in public and follow the advice of our scientists. Fark needs a Good Example tag. Article to the left, Burisma herpa derp to the right source: politico.com \| share:	88
		Congratulations, Trump, your Coronavirus response means you've been promoted from Worst President in Modern Times to Worst President of ALL time. Approach the podium and separate a shoulder while patting yourself on the back for a job well done source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	142
		45 = 31 source: huffpost.com \| share:	38
		Say it ain't so, (Bernie) bro source: msn.com \| share:	540

Sat April 04, 2020
		Trump / Kushner 2020 source: nbcnews.com \| share:	92
		Wisconsin Gov: "Well, on second thought... maybe we shouldn't have a primary election while all this is going on." Rest of the state: "No shiat, Gov. Sherlock. 'Bout time you pulled your head out of your " source: msn.com \| share:	45

Fri April 03, 2020
		Senate Republicans are making sure to focus on what really matters source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	84
		Apparently Americans are happy sitting at home and stuffing their faces with food and drinking booze, most say they'll keep staying home this month even if restrictions are lifted for the coronavirus source: huffpost.com \| share:	86
		Andrew Cuomo slams Trump for his attempts to blame states for the Coronavirus pandemic source: politicususa.com \| share:	78

Thu April 02, 2020
		Eric Holder has apparently become a woman source: thehill.com \| share:	49
		Trump campaign: Since Twitter refuses to take down Biden's ad that accurately claimed Trump called Coronavirus " hoax," we're going to splice together audio so it sounds like Biden is saying the same thing... because... er "double standard" source: thehill.com \| share:	195
		"When you've got governors with stratospheric approval ratings for their handling of the crisis,...You're going to see that leadership reflected in polls for the presidency in future election years" source: politico.com \| share:	86
		5000. Please omit flowers source: thehill.com \| share:	114

Tue March 31, 2020
		Can't spell Plastics Recycling without PR source: npr.org \| share:	4
		Bernie Sanders: It's still real to me, damnit source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	424
		Republican fundraiser renounces politics, vowing to unite a bitterly divided nation by focusing on what we have in common. LOL J/K he's cashing in on the coronavirus by selling medical supplies source: politico.com \| share:	19
		The Coronavirus has disrupted the Democrats' pan to take down Trump, in much the same way that Marshal Zukhov and Gen. Eisenhower "disrupted" a plot by German staff officers to assassinate Hitler source: politico.com \| share:	98
		Trump campaign: Gosh, we're kind of getting hammered for how Trump is turning a global pandemic into partisan asshattery. Hey, how about we release a video where we just make up a bunch of bipartisan support? source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	24

Mon March 30, 2020
		Andrew Cuomo gets the all important Donald Trump endorsement for president source: nypost.com \| share:	56
		Dutch museum says Vincent van Gogh painting stolen in overnight raid, asks everyone to keep an ear to the ground for any clues source: apnews.com \| share:	41
		Trump and his allies are attacking Obama's Ebola Czar for exposing their ineptitude source: alternet.org \| share:	30

Sun March 29, 2020
		No shiat, even most Democrats will agree that 'lost his mind' Joe Biden is the worst imaginable challenger to Trump right now source: theweek.com \| share:	542
		Her name is Gretchen Whitmer, Mr. President source: freep.com \| share:	125

Sat March 28, 2020
		Fox News Poll: Biden leads Trump 49/40. (WARNING: this is a Fox News article, therefore fake) source: foxnews.com \| share:	368

Fri March 27, 2020
		We can only hope this isn't true but then we all remember who we're talking about source: wwjnewsradio.radio.com \| share:	119
		Michigan has the 5th highest number of infections in the country, and Trump would love to help them with federal aid, if only the "woman governor" there wasn't so darn uppity source: freep.com \| share:	101

Thu March 26, 2020
		Hockey gear maker Bauer changes on the fly, starts turning out medical face shields from their visor assembly line source: bangordailynews.com \| share:	8
		Bill and Hillary exploit their pizza parlor child sex slave connections to deliver dozens of pizzas to several local Westchester County hospitals to thank them for their service to the community source: lohud.com \| share:	71
		Leopards resume face-eating source: politico.com \| share:	90
		Sanders says corona virus bill did not go far enough. Should have pushed for Green New Deal and student loans forgiveness. Wait did I say Sanders? I meant Joe Biden source: nypost.com \| share:	170
		Just topped a thousand dead people as nutcases say, hey what's the big deal? People die all the time. We need to get back to making money. Besides, these people wanted to die so that they no longer take up space. They are terrible earners source: huffpost.com \| share:	64
		Well, at least Americans can be reassured that no matter how bad things get, the Presidential line of succession is rock solid, right? What's that? We could skip Pelosi and Grassley and end up with Pompeo as president? Oh shiat source: lawfareblog.com \| share:	59
		Joe Biden's likely VP short list when he emerges from his coronavirus bunker: Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, Amy Klobuchar ...probably a couple token male Senators to round out the final five source: nymag.com \| share:	130
		Eric Dickerson will speak with L.A. Rams fans about concerns over the team's new logo since there must not be bigger issues to worry about in the real world to them source: espn.com \| share:	11
		This was the best the Democratic Party could do? source: foxnews.com \| share:	145

Wed March 25, 2020
		"Insiders recount how Sanders lost the black vote" - and there's the problem, you can't lose what you never had source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	83
		The man from New York's coronavirus briefings - articulate, consistent and often tinged with empathy - have become must-see television. Then there are the briefings from the other man who came out of New York sitting in the White House source: nytimes.com \| share:	65
		NPR station refuses to air Trump's press briefings because he basically lies his ass off source: secondnexus.com \| share:	95
		How is the USA dealing with the coronavirus outbreak you ask? Depends on which one of the two "US of A"s you're talking about? source: nbcnews.com \| share:	62
		Trump's happy as a pig in a poke now that the media is carrying his daily campaign rallies source: apnews.com \| share:	40

Tue March 24, 2020
		Burger King employees: "We demand hazard pay." Burger King franchisee: "We have a better idea. We're cutting your wages by 10%. Good luck finding another job...Muahahahaaa" source: businessinsider.com \| share:	56
		But who would win in a triple threat, steel cage match? source: newsweek.com \| share:	46
		The White House bullshiat geyser erupts every hour so Glenn Kessler awards four Pinocchios to Joe Biden source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	59

Mon March 23, 2020
		Donald J Trump is sad source: mediaite.com \| share:	147
		Objection, Your Honor. The question presumes intellectual capacity not in evidence source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	25
		Everyone: How many masks are being shipped? FEMA head: None of your business source: motherjones.com \| share:	30
		Model and Twitteratti Chrissy Teigen gives birth mother perspective to the Vice President and others complaining about the Covid-19 test swab. (Possible NSFW and not for the faint of heart) source: ladbible.com \| share:	99
		Trump may not have tested positive for COVID-19 yet but some of those protecting him have source: thehill.com \| share:	62
		An interview with the lone adult in the room source: sciencemag.org \| share:	38

Sat March 21, 2020
		Chatroulette, 2020 election style: Biden campaign developing a "virtual rope-line" in which voters would speak with him briefly face-to-face via livestream source: politico.com \| share:	101
		Can Trump cancel the November election? Short answer: No. Long answer: No, but he may still try source: vox.com \| share:	102
		National general election poll, taken after Trump's amazing Oval Office performance: obviously he's trailing the democratic candidates, yet still manages 41% source: thehill.com \| share:	109

Fri March 20, 2020
		Mike Bloomberg donates his leftover pocket change to the Democratic party source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	29
		Member of Vice President Mike Pence's staff tests positive for COVID-19, but he and the president say they're not worried because the White House has a stockpile of protective masks, gloves and ventilators that they've been holding on to source: cnn.com \| share:	172
		Data for Progress study finds Stacey Abrams is Biden's best VP choice. Here's why source: nbcnews.com \| share:	186
		Twitter may be able to help save us from coronavirus. I know, God forbid source: thebulwark.com \| share:	14
		Sen. Gillibrand submits her resume for VP position source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	61

Thu March 19, 2020
		Dr. Fauci, who is arguably America's leading expert on fighting pandemics, has recently been forced to correct several of Trump's misstatements and even blatant lies. So, naturally, it's time to speculate how long it will be before he's fired source: slate.com \| share:	41
		Walmart cuts store hours yet again source: usatoday.com \| share:	27
		"Trump wanted to bury Biden after the primary. Now he can't" source: politico.com \| share:	106
		Trump campaign asks Twitter to help it gaslight. Twitter says no. This is how bad things are now, folks. Twitter is the hero source: thehill.com \| share:	55
		And there it is, the stupidest thing you'll read all day: "Neither Biden nor Sanders would have saved American lives with travel bans like Trump did" source: thefederalist.com \| share:	62
		Donald Trump's reelection strategy depends on three things: a strong economy, a socialist opponent, and the public's hatred of big government. Let's see how things are going source: cnbc.com \| share:	60
		Amazon confirms first case of coronavirus at a U.S. warehouse, could mean they'll shut down everything in the near future. And you thought you were going to get your much needed supplies soon source: theweek.com \| share:	60
		NRA spokesman says that his industry needs a government bailout to stay afloat source: cnbc.com \| share:	114

Wed March 18, 2020
		Trump policy slows progress in fight against coronavirus. This is not a repeat of every day this year source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	34
		After another series of losses Sanders staffers begin to wonder what the hell they're doing source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	79
		Voter turnout in Arizona and Florida surged to higher numbers than in 2016 source: newsweek.com \| share:	57

Tue March 17, 2020
		"That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em" source: washingtonmonthly.com \| share:	52
		Is anyone in the Democratic Party brave enough to tell Bernie it's over? source: politico.com \| share:	238
		Ridin' with Biden seen as the path to the first US woman president, Electoral College notwithstanding source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	58
		Ridin' with Biden seen as the path to the first US woman president, Electoral College notwithstanding source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	58
		CEO determines that employees effectiveness on the bottomline at the office is more important than their remote capabilities keeping them healthy during a pandemic source: techcrunch.com \| share:	18
		ESPN: get ready for reruns and The Ocho. It's a bold move, let's see if it pays off source: cnbc.com \| share:	24
		Biden pulls ahead of Trump in Arizona and Ohio source: politicususa.com \| share:	69

Mon March 16, 2020
		AOC says she 'WON'T back Bernie Sanders in the Democratic Primary anymore after 'anti-trans' endorsement from Joe Rogan. Good thing he's practically washed up already cause otherwise this would have really hurt source: the-sun.com \| share:	130
		Plans for anti-Sanders Super PAC on hold as Uncle Joe keeps on winning source: cnbc.com \| share:	123
		It's only noon, but this has got to be the stupidest thing I'll read today: Trump 2020 campaign manager accuses Biden & Sanders of plagiarizing coronavirus disaster response source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	71
		Amid this national crisis POTUS offers words of stability and encouragement. Just kidding: he thinks the debate was boring source: thehill.com \| share:	53
		Joe Biden coughs into his hand as he answers coronavirus question at Sunday's debate. Since this is the Sun, OMG Joe Biden's got the VIRUS and will keel over ANY MINUTE source: the-sun.com \| share:	41
		Trump claims he's weighing options to encourage social distancing. Trump also claims he's weighing 239 lbs. Trump claims he's weighing lots of things source: cnn.com \| share:	55
		Monday is going to suck with all the bored kids at home. Here's something for your rugrats to do while the schools are shut down. Got any other good ideas, post them to the right source: cnn.com \| share:	29
		Biden confirms he'll pick a woman as his vice president while Sanders avoids the question and refuses to commit source: newsweek.com \| share:	170

Sun March 15, 2020
		It's Biden vs Bernie in what could be the final debate of the primary season. 8 PM ET on CNN, CNN en Español, CNN International, and Univision source: thehill.com \| share:	972

Sat March 14, 2020
		How will Coronavirus shape the presidential election? source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	153

Fri March 13, 2020
		Coronavirus fear is based on party lines source: nytimes.com \| share:	112

Thu March 12, 2020
		A whole week later, Bernie Sanders is finally declared the winner of the CA Primary source: vox.com \| share:	392
		He has finally done it. He has finally become presidential. He is truly the leader of our nation in this moment of crisis source: foxnews.com \| share:	96
		Headline: Sanders Offers Biden A Path To Win Over His Movement. Bernard Brothers: You'll Never Take Me Alive source: npr.org \| share:	149
		Poll in Florida show Biden opening up a slight lead on Sanders in Florida, but, factoring in the margin of error, it could be only about 40 or so points. Ohh Berne source: politico.com \| share:	70
		Corey Lewandowski is concerned that Biden's ties to Wall St will keep him from reassembling Obama's coalition. And did you know Senator Robert Byrd was in the KKK source: thehill.com \| share:	22
		About that whole "we're still holding rallies" thing source: newsweek.com \| share:	34
		Oh my god, Becky. Look. At. Her. Policies source: news.avclub.com \| share:	48
		Thanks, Typhoid Larry source: foxnews.com \| share:	86
		"The virus does not have a Twitter account and, unlike so many previous Trump foes, is resistant to political bullying or Republican Party solidarity" source: apnews.com \| share:	200
		Elizabeth Warren decides not to burn any bridges source: thehill.com \| share:	139
		Joe Biden, the single-issue candidate whose only agenda is to remove Trump from office. Good enough for some, not so much for others source: theweek.com \| share:	210

Wed March 11, 2020
		Andrew Yang endorses Biden, says the math makes his choice clear source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	34
		Delusional pro-Trump group thinks phrase "quid pro quo Joe" is really gonna energize the base. When your base is on average 80 years old, the only energizing thing is watching the news and worrying about the coronavirus source: thehill.com \| share:	48
		The Revolution Will Not Be Televised. But if it were, if turnout is any indication, it would be canceled after the first episode source: reuters.com \| share:	105
		Bernout source: theatlantic.com \| share:	208
		Trump reportedly will not meet with House Speaker Pelosi because she's a poo-poo banana face source: theweek.com \| share:	103
		Fox News decides it's very important some guy named Biden make his tax returns public. Listen closely and you can hear the sound of a spine snapping from the intellectual contorting source: foxnews.com \| share:	59
		Sarah Sanders says, those silly Dems have decided to settle on a guy who'll only beat Trump by two to one. They are so boring source: foxnews.com \| share:	83
		Smeagol says we should just throw the ring towards Mt Doom from here source: mediaite.com \| share:	60
		Really not-at-all-fit Sean Hannity rants about Biden not being fit while defending whale-sized President source: mediaite.com \| share:	40
		It's not over yet folks, Sanders picks up a HUGE win in North Dakota source: thehill.com \| share:	151
		AOC admits the progressive movement had 'tough night' after Biden wins it all on mini Super Tuesday, ponders going back and picking up the pieces of Bernie to try and put back the movement source: nypost.com \| share:	330
		"But these are the great - the great health insurance companies. And I think tremendous progress is being made. They're willing to do things for the people and their customers and probably, in a true sense, beyond their customers" source: whitehouse.gov \| share:	105
		Fifty mayors back Biden. No word on how many Helens are waiting to endorse as well source: thehill.com \| share:	67

Tue March 10, 2020
		CNN says nobody will watch the next Sanders/Biden debate source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	202
		Because COVID-19 isn't gonna flare up bigly until next week, this is the Second Super Tuesday Democratic Primary Thread, LIVE NOW source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	823
		Wait, you mean to tell me that a self serving billionaire can't be trusted to keep his promises? source: nytimes.com \| share:	43
		The Dow finished with a 1167.14 point gain today, the third yugest in all of history. The first and second biggliest point gains happened last week. And does anyone bother to thank our President? NoooOOOooo source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	49
		A hint for both political parties and the media, a massive majority of Latinx voters don't like the term Latinx. Just sayin' source: freebeacon.com \| share:	191
		Donald Trump has a great immune system, the BEST actually. Hamberders and Diet Coke provide AMAZING immunity to fakenews coronavirus source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	80
		"I can't believe I'm being mocked" source: independent.co.uk \| share:	83
		"The Bernie Bros are here" source: politico.com \| share:	243
		It's going to be Kamala Harris, isn't it? source: msnbc.com \| share:	264
		Team Biden figures out a way to shut gaffe prone Sleppy Joe up; shorter speeches source: stamfordadvocate.com \| share:	191
		Biden has been inappropriately touching Michigan for years source: npr.org \| share:	2
		CPAC attendees are shocked - shocked - that gold-level VIPs have received preferential attention and access to vital medical information, while the ordinary rank-and-file have by and large been left to twist in the wind. Hmmm... 🤔 source: politico.com \| share:	65
(Some Guy)		Trump's blue-wall lead over Biden barely holding, just a couple of more days without a gaffe should break it Joe source: firehousestrategies.com \| share:	42
		Fox News would like to remind you: ooga booga Clinton source: foxnews.com \| share:	71

Mon March 09, 2020
		It seems the Democrats are united in wanting a woman to be named as vice president, even if it's seen as a consolation prize source: nytimes.com \| share: