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headlines found matching 'Vice President of the United States'
Thu January 26, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
National Archives asks all former Presidents and Vice Presidents to pretty please check under their couch cushions for any classified documents that might have fallen out of their pockets
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Just when you thought the GOP could never produce a worse VP pick than Sarah Palin, you betcha a new candidate appears
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Wed January 25, 2023
(AP News)
 
 
 
Oh, come on guys: Now we're going all the way back to the Carter days with these classified documents fiascos?
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(Empty Wheel)
 
 
 
Here's a helpful chart which shows the difference between a mishandling case featuring obstruction vs. an obstruction case featuring classified documents
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Faux News for 2 weeks: "Vice Presidents can't declassify documents; only Presidents can." Faux News after Pence was caught with classified docs: "Vice Presidents can declassify"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
How much support is there for running against Kyrsten Sinema? "I'm proud to announce that we received more donations from real people on our first day than Senator Sinema has in the last three years combined"
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Tue January 24, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
I get the sense that Pence will be on defense for an immense offense at our expense. Hence, the suspense is intense
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
When you've lost Dan Abrams... Goodbye, America. 1776-2023 RIP
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mike Pence, come on down. You're the next contestant on "Whose Home Was Found to Contain Classified Documents Now?" *crowd boos*
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Mon January 23, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
SCIF, Schmif Just drop 'em in a mailbox. But, don't forget to write 'amnesty' on the outside so the USPS workers with all their TS/SCI clearances know to handle with care
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pope Francis: Hey, you there, yeah, you mooks there in Peru, knock it off with all the fighting, and burning , and smashing stuff of God's-a gonna be super pissed off at you
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden last week simply said the fuss about six-year-old classified documents found in his home and a former private office is a big dud: "I think you're going to find there's nothing there." WRONG An assault on the truth is taking place
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(CNN)
 
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Arizona Democrat Ruben Gallego announces he's had enough of Krysten Sinema's shiat
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Sun January 22, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Biden wants to fund the police
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(Politico)
 
 
 
After conservatives bellowed "Whar is FBI search of Biden's house? WHAR?" enough times, FBI goes to Joe's Crab Shack in Wilmington and finds a few more classified documents
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Fri January 20, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When Subby was a kid, we didn't have children's birthday parties in the middle of the aisle at Lowe's home improvement stores
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(NPR)
 
Hero
 
Biden: No ragrets
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Of all the opinions written that were utterly devoid of reality, this one is the devoidest
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Thu January 19, 2023
(USA Today)
 
 
 
As Veep, Joe had a superpower none of us knew about, and oh boy is it relevant now
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts on Fox News. Watters: Dick Cheney was shot in the face. Did anyone write a thousand words about how Dick was feeling? Gutfield: He wasn't shot in the face. He shot somebody in the face. Watters: Whatever
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Kaiser Health News)
 
 
 
How does 'Bidencare' or 'UncleJoeCare' sound?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DeathSantis' campaign for the White House already dead, at the hands of TFG's cult
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Mon January 16, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Subby is actually against using AR-15s to hunt deer because .223/5.56 is basically a hopped up 22 long rifle and how many deer will end up being left to rot because most deer hunters would have a heart attack if they had to track a deer for 600 yards
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Sun January 15, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
I'm walkin' here
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
I hope you weren't planning on anything positive happening for America this year. Because we have wall-to-wall Garage Gate and Debt Ceiling for the next 12 months. Drink up
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Really, Trump staffers thought he was smart?
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump prevented 34% of major corporations from paying income tax
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jesse Watters goes swimming without his floaties
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MSNBC struggling to spin Biden's classified document dilemma
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News has now merged the Biden Classified Documents Scandal with Hunter Biden's laptop. Now do Benghazi
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fat, angry Florida man threatens to eat Ham Rove
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump: Time for the FBI to raid all of Joe Biden's homes over classified documents
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(AP News)
 
 
 
House Krazy Klown Kaucus may have the chance to blow up government and tank the U.S. economy as early as this month
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Today in "Every accusation is a confession", "Suspiciously specific denials", and "Trump spouts some nonsense": Trump Wildly Speculates Biden Gave Classified Docs to China Before Adding Denial No One Asked For: 'I Certainly Wouldn't Do That'
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
What are the differences between Biden's misplaced classified documents and Trump's stolen classified documents? Just about everything
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Tue January 10, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
The two-year-long celebration of Festivus in the Republican controlled House officially begins
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Apparently God didn't help Mike Pence's book sales
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Mon January 09, 2023
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Highlighting actual problems caused by politician's interference, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott hands President Biden a letter he couldn't mail because the previous administration gutted the post office
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Sun January 08, 2023
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tech issues could unite Congress
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Fri January 06, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans Pence and Pompeo should pack up 2024 bids before the 2024 race starts, maybe let former President George Santos have another crack at it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A look at how the GOP enabled the January 6 terrorists
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Thu January 05, 2023
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
For the first time in 234 years, the Senate has a female President Pro Tempore. "It sounds funny, doesn't it? I'm the first? I mean, what happened for so many years?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Buried lede in Gen. Mark Milley's J6 Committee transcripts: TFG wanted to retroactively court-martial any retired military officers who criticized him in op-eds
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Traditionally, the 3rd in succession to POTUS, the president pro tempore of the Senate (now 2nd without House Speaker), would go to the "longest-serving member of the majority party." Which, would have been Feinstein, but, buried lede, she declined
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Wed January 04, 2023
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
John Fetterman sworn in as Pennsylvania's 54th senator, which seems a little unfair when subby's state only gets two senators
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Tue January 03, 2023
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon wanted to "Turn up the heat" after Jan. 6, presumably by throwing more plywood on his hobo firepit
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
I'm guessing this one made a sound
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Fri December 30, 2022
(The Nation)
 
 
 
'This Will Be The End Of MAGA,' Says Increasingly Nervous Nation For Seventh Time This Year
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP prepares to drain Arizona's Lake Eerie
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
What the January 6 Committee's final report missed because they wanted to concentrate on taking down Trump
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Thu December 29, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
There's actually one thing we could do to immediately remove any chance of January 6 ever happening again. Throw TFG in prison for the rest of his life? Deport the fascists who follow him? *reads article* Oh. Well, I guess that might work, too
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News OUTRAGED that NPR coddled Kamala Harris during interview instead of asking tough questions like their own pundits do. "Democrats absolutely own National Public Radio. They are dominant, and NPR is submissive." Every confession an admission
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
An alleged coup at Canoo is causing a hullabaloo
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Wed December 28, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Presidential candidate declares he is not a bedwetter, hopes to lead the New Nigerian People's Front to victory. There's nobody we hate more than the People's Front of Nigeria or the Nigerian Popular People's Front. Bloody splitters
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GQP plans for Biden investigation, No not Hunter or Joe. Major
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
So what does final 1/6 House committee report say about US Senator Mike Lee (R-UT)? "[W]ill you please explain to me how this doesn't create a slippery slope problem for all future presidential elections?"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rep. James Comer (R-KY) wants to know if President Biden ordered the federal government to censor Twitter in 2020, before he was even elected. Lucsly and Dulmur from Temporal Investigations are on the case
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Tue December 27, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats in dis....Sorry. Biden is kicking ass and the Republicans should be ready to call him Mr President for four more years. Did The Hill get hacked?
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Mon December 26, 2022
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Pence spokesman denies that Pence is running for President in 2024. Typical Pence chaotic move disrupts norms, causes confusion
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Sun December 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Just like good Christians, GQP drops off more asylum seekers outside of VP Harris' home in freezing temperatures with sub-zero windchill, just like Jesus would have done
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Sat December 24, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
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WW2 vet celebrates his 100th birthday with $10,000 donation to his favorite charity, his own booth & free chicken fingers
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Fri December 23, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
US House passes $1.7-trillion spending bill to fund government well into next year, reforms election law to prevent another 1/6 insurrection. Will President Biden sign it into law? Vote YES or NO now
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Senators decide that Democracy shouldn't rest on Mike Pence's courage
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Thu December 22, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Just in time for you to be stuck inside with your relatives for days, the Jan 6 committee releases its final report for you all to argue about
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Tue December 20, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drew's punchable Senator has come out in favor of Electoral College reform
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(AOL)
 
 
 
The White House is unable to describe what Kamala Harris is doing on immigration, possibly as it's some kind of avant-garde interpretive dance featuring cream of mushroom soup and giant rubber chickens
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Free speech "absolutist" implements poll tax
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Leader of drinking and fighting club issues soothing press release as they go on trial for sedition: "1776 Motherf-ker"
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Mon December 19, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump earned a few referrals, never passed sophomore English or US Government
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Schiff or get off the pot
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(White House)
 
 
 
Selections to the National Space Council's Users Advisory Group made. Guess who was not named?
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(The College Fix)
 
 
 
Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. I can see in color and solve for X
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Students at expensive New York university occupy campus, demand A-grades and TotalFark for everyone
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Sat December 17, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Donald promised, Joe delivers
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Fri December 16, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
According to sources that I've also just made up, JFK was killed by Tucker Carlson's dad to protect the secrets of the Swanson TV Dinner from being released to the general public
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Thu December 15, 2022
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Gilroy Garlic Guy Gone
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(Umpire fangs)
 
 
 
In its continual concerns with player safety, the NFL reverses a prior decision and won't allow a holder to elevate a teed kickoff ball
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's poll numbers among Republicans drop to new lows. This is bad news...for Biden
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you had "Elon Musk bought Twitter just to smack down that one anonymous user who really pissed him off," come claim your prize
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Tue December 13, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
US freelancers hiat a record 60mil while never-nudes expected to see similar gains
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Mon December 12, 2022
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mark Meadows and the 34 Seditious Shiatweasels
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Fri December 09, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
She may have the law on her side, but more importantly Peru's new President has the guns on her side
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Get ready for Wawa, Hoosiers
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dear Corporate America, We got 51 seats and now we're coming after you. Hugs & Kisses, Senate Democrats
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's 2024 run doomed by 4.1 million dollars so far
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Family of Paul Whelan: "The Biden Administration made the right decision to bring Ms. Griner home, and to make the deal that was possible, rather than waiting for one that wasn't going to happen"
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Thu December 08, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ok, Boomer
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Somehow it seems that Tucker Carlson has conveniently forgotten to mention the emails he and his wife sent to Hunter Biden thanking him for his help getting their son into college
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(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Tech company that has perpetually over-promised and under-delivered currently preparing to cross its fingers behind its back once again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News stomps on Donald Trump's face. "Having suffered the rare humiliation of failing to win a second term in the Oval Office, and having cost his party a majority in the senate - 3 times - it is time for Donald Trump to step away from politics"
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The party's over, Rudy and Andrii
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Elon Musk did not kill himself (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay of "Hell's Kitchen" fame to open kitchen in hell. Or in an Elizabeth, Indiana casino, no one can tell which is which
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Thu December 01, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Americans are drawn to Twitter like a moth to the flame of a dumpsterfire
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Subway unveils its first-ever footlong cookie for National Cookie Day. Of course this is Subway, so no actual cookies were actually involved
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Wed November 30, 2022
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Newly elected US Rep. Dale Strong (R-AL5) endorses TFG for President in 2024, invites him to rally in his district. Truly he represents white supremacist majority in Alabama
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Leader of ISIS killed again. I mean, not this particular leader, he wasn't killed again. That only happens once. But someone who was serving in the position briefly following the killing of the last ISIS leader has been killed. Again
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Tue November 29, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Climate change has grounded the Mississippi barge fleet, but opens a window for railroads... which emit more CO2... which will exacerbate climate change... Uh, how many existential crises are we juggling right now?
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Mon November 28, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mike Pence calls out TFG for having dinner with antisemite white nationalist Holocaust deniers, says he should re-focus on hating gay people like reasonable Republicans do
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Sun November 27, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
In the absence of accomplishment, DeSatan hopes to win the presidency by being the biggest dick in the GQP
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Sat November 26, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Newsom won't challenge Biden. Yet
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Tue November 22, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Seventh time's the charm. After multiple delays this fall, Digital World Acquisition shareholders finally vote to keep the company on life support, extending the Truth Social merger deadline until September 2023
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Mon November 21, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Popcorn futures soar on news that the 1/6 committee will release "all the evidence" within a month
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Popcorn futures soar on news that the 1/6 committee will release "all the evidence" within a month
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pence says Trump flouting the law by refusing to return boxes of top secret documents 'sent the wrong message'. OK, I'm paraphrasing a little
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Sun November 20, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Not just incompetent, actively malicious: "Trump's White House blocked dozens of federal agencies from creating new government websites aimed at aiding the homeless, fighting human trafficking, and helping people vote, according to FOIA'ed records"
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Sat November 19, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
So what happens if Hunter Biden just ignores the congressional subpoenas like TFG and all his cronies have? Chessmate, Qevin
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
Biden should get a life
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Wed November 16, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pepperidge Farm remembers, but Feinstein doesn't
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I studied Grover Cleveland briefly in my AP US History class in HS, I've won trivia contests knowing Grover Cleveland's name, and you, Mr. Trump sir, are no Grover Cleveland
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Five-foot-tall woman named Pennsylvania's first President pro tempore of their Senate. "Yeah, I say I shatter glass ceilings and I am two feet high, so I have to stand on a chair to do it"
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Stop being mean to my son. Signed, Elon's mother
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Mon November 14, 2022
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Yes, Democrats need Georgia
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hobbs wins Calvinball
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Good morning Farkers. Here's Mike Pence to brighten your day
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How do you do, fellow Democrats? Wanna get all woke about unseating Joe Biden?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now that the midterm results are in and before the 2024 campaign gets going, it looks like Republicans feel Trump was more responsible for January 6th than before
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Sun November 13, 2022
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
FiveThirtyEight fails again....convinced everyone of an upcoming red wave with a high probability of the Republicans taking over the Senate at 59%
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rick Scott absolutely destroys the GOP for their mid-term massaging. Also, Rick Scott was in charge of mid-term messaging
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Fri November 11, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mark Kelly wins his Arizona Senate seat, again
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(Super Throwback Party)
 
 
 
Will Smith's hand is probably tingling: Chris Rock to become the first person to perform live on Netflix in 2023
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Astronaut defeats asswipe
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Thu November 10, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mike Pence blames Jan 6 on...the Lincoln Project?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Target moves, enlarges the goal posts
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Musk has just told all Twitter staff that remote working will end, and everyone needs to be in the office at least 40 hours per week. Is there no beginning to his genius?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP looks to corner space alien vote in Georgia runoff
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Wed November 09, 2022
(Michael Moore)
 
 
 
Michael Moore taking his victory lap
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Thu November 03, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
5's of people protest Biden
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Wed November 02, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Biden Admin pledges $13 billion to help poor people heat their homes during the winter. GOP will likely spin this as: "Biden Administration causes inflation by giving out money to worthless deadbeats"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
George Will is terrified that the Democrats will run Biden/Harris in 2024 allowing Trump to be elected and burn the entire country to the ground
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Mon October 31, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Congress upset that a few citizens got some extra scraps is looking at introducing a digital ID. PPP loan fraud still no problem though
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Conspiracy theory extremist" to "true patriot" in two months, or how the moderate GOP approaches the crazies
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Sat October 29, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Nerd acquires free Netflix cache server, opens innards to try and learn how these magical red boxes stream Stranger Things so well
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Fri October 28, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's incomprehensible to grasp the mental contortions one must go through to go to spooge the stuff that come out of Roger Stone's mouth
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(The Hill)
 
Hero
 
118 MPH
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Tue October 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Overzealous staffer strikes again
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Nazi gets a beatdown, GOP tries to spin it as some sort of anti-Republican hate crime
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Mon October 24, 2022
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is out of the closet
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Sun October 23, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kari Lake issues threat against all of Arizona
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN is shocked, SHOCKED, to find that Republicans who are in bed with the Russians aren't fully on board with helping Ukraine, bonus mention of Elon, because that link won't click itself
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Fri October 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
How companies can increase retention and quickly fill vacant positions. "Paying more" conspicuously missing from list
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Thu October 20, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
And who might that be, Mike? Could it be, oh I don't know, SATAN?
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Biden is going to meet a man wearing shorts under a bridge
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump/Gabbard 2024? Sure that's a whole lot of crazy but it would be entertaining in a sadistic way
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It turns out Marjorie Taylor Greene had a good reason to ask for a pardon
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Brad Raffensperger's wife to then Senator Loeffler: "I hold you personally responsible for anything that happens to any of my family, from my husband, children and grandchildren"
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Wed October 19, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
What is Joe Biden hiding and why is he protecting Frank Stallone?
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Walmart already planning how to make Black Friday even more miserable than normal
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Tue October 18, 2022
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Kings Dominion to be open year-round in 2023, unlike King Charles III's dominion
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indiana Governor Eric Holcomb will not consider pardoning low-level marijuana offenders for the obvious reason that prosecutors would have done all that work for nothing
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Sun October 16, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
There he is eating ice cream like he's president or something
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Sat October 15, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Molester Cheetah outraged his grift is over
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Five major takeaways from the Georgia senate debate
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Fri October 14, 2022
(WJBF Augusta)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker debates Raphael Warnock at 7 PM ET on the 50 yard line. No room for humor in this headline (and obviously no room in the venue, which will be filled with Walker's thousands and thousands of unacknowledged children)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
A big chunk of the FBI sympathizes with J6 insurrectionists
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Thu October 13, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
"This BMW feels like it's driving on clouds." "Um, there's a reason for that"
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The sh*t show that was the Trump-Biden transition
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(MSN)
 
 
 
2022 is crypto's biggest year... for hacking on record
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Jan. 6 committee subpoenas the orange man
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Republican state attorneys general make case to federal judge that giving money to non-rich people is unconstitutional
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
When you saw an Akon concert you may have seen Ikon or Aken
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Gov Kemp's most notable achievement as governor was standing up to Trump when he tried to steal the election. So, it's kinda weird that his running mate this time around was one of Georgia's "false electors"
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Tue October 11, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google decides to team up with Coinbase as cryptocurrencies circle the drain, peter out and die
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Mon October 10, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TFG's Chief of Staff Mark Meadows: unclear on the subject, apparently
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