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headlines found matching 'Vice President'
Mon July 16, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dear Fox News: I'm running for Senate as a Republican. My Democrat parents are so furious they're backing my opponent
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mission Accomplished: Real wages are on track to fall 2% from last year by the November Election as a direct result of the Trump Tax Giveaway
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Sun July 15, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In retaliation for Trump disrespecting CNN's Jim Acosta, the White House cancels John Bolton's appearance on CNN due to Acosta disrespecting Trump
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
John Bolton's moustache fires the last member of the National Security Council who actually specialized in National Security. Why? Because she made Stephen Miller cry
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
How do you win financial business? Apparently hookers and blow still works
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Wed July 11, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
And now even Cohen's lawyer is throwing around the "I" word
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Matt Drudge is terrified of Sacha Baron Cohen's return, warns that "he's at it again"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
VP Pence doesn't hold back his true intentions of turning America back hundreds of years: Yes, of course I still want to see Roe v. Wade overturned
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pssst: there is no plan, Mike
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Tue July 10, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Americans are sick and tired of passwords and security questions
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Subway tries to turn business around with fresher food, fewer stores, less pedophilia
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
There was a dumpster fire outside Kaufman Stadium yesterday, not to be confused with the dumpster fire inside Kaufman Stadium
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Man battles Mexican Mafia by smashing windows at 11 Mexican restaurants. "The problem is, he keeps going off his medication"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Giuliani: here, let me help you make your obstruction case, Mr. Mueller
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The mystery of the Kentucky Meat Shower. And before you go jumping to conclusions a Kentucky Meat Shower is not a sex act involving bacon, a trailer park and 2 people with familial relations. It's worse. Much worse
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Sun July 08, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Well, so much for that
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Fri July 06, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Good News: Scott Pruitt is out and done at EPA. Bad news: He's being replaced by a former lobbyist for coal baron and oracular squirrel consulter Bob Murray
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The few, the humiliated, the guys who weren't really important and maybe fetched the coffee: these are the Cabinet Trumpers
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Thu July 05, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
White, conservative, evangelical, young, and one of these 3 will be the next Supreme Court Justice
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Sun July 01, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Republican Senator Susan Collins states she'll only support a nominee hostile to abortion rights if s/he's willing to slowly chisel away it rather than overturn Roe v. Wade outright
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Top o' the muffin to YOU, Ronald Mcdonald
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
The leopards are now taxing people for having faces in the first place
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Sat June 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ow, my face
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The twelve listeners of Canada's only jazz radio station are stunned at allegations of misconduct
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The free market finally gets one right: Nobody in DC wants to date Trump staffers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Krauthammer down
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Thu June 21, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Corey Lewandowski drops out of Michigan appearance following comments about a Down Syndrome undocumented immigrant girl separated from her mother. Womp Womp
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
USA on the United Nations Human Rights Council: Screw this, I'm out of here. Russia: Oh look, free seat
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Westworld' invades Alexa devices with creepy voice game that surely has no downsides whatsoever
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump supporters weigh in on family separation crisis. Their responses, and pictures, are what you'd expect
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
VP Pence says that we had to leave the UN's Human Rights Council because of their continuing refusal to endorse or condone our abusive policies- just not in those words
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Most people have no idea how to check the air pressure in their tires, drive within the lane markings
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(FiercePharma)
 
 
 
Pharmaceutical companies suffer crippling loss of trust from consumers. I hear they have a pill for that now
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Mon June 18, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
C'mon man, 'Space Marines' was RIGHT THERE
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Sun June 17, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Your recycling gets recycled, right? Maybe, or maybe not"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Southern Baptists call off culture war, being Republican stooges
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani: "Joe Biden is a moron. I'm calling Joe Biden a mentally deficient idiot"
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Sat June 16, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Idealistic young nuclear engineers naively dream of the day Lefties will embrace scary, scary atomic power
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The Chicago Maroons look to become relevant in sports again
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Wed June 13, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
VP Mike Pence gave speech today at annual Southern Baptist Convention meeting, offering praise, worship, prayers to: A) God; B) Jesus; or C) Trump?
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Tue June 12, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Dotard-In-Chief has legitimized a dictator, Senate blocks ZTE's bribe to Trump, Net Neutrality is officially repealed, and other stuff. Welcome to your It's Only Tuesday? MSNBC Discussion Thread - Start time 8 pm EDT
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let's invite someone in a wheelchair to speak on this panel of diversity. Oh, you mean we needed to give them wheelchair access to the panel? Whoops
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"DPRK commits to work towards the complete denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula," meaning Trump just got rolled
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump warns Pence and his aides on the eve of the North Korea summit: "No f**king crazy talk from anyone in this administration." Of course, that doesn't include himself
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump is not preparing for talks with North Korea because it's "all about attitude" so get ready for the west coast to become a North Korean protectorate by next week
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It has been 30 days since Melania announced the "Be Best" campaign. Let's check on how the rollout is going. Oh... Oh dear
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Wed June 06, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's inaugural Iftar dinner slotted for tonight. Unknown if Warren Beatty, Dustin Hoffman were invited
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yup. Eyelid surgery. Look how open her eyes are now
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump already planning to invite Kim to Mar-a-Lago for their second date, where they can bond over cheating at golf
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
With Hurricane Donny looming on the horizon, economists fear this business will get out of hand
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A rare copy of one of Prince's Albums has been found. It was in Canada, so you probably won't have heard of it
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Sat June 02, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers argue that laws don't apply to Trump
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Herbert Hoover is no longer the worst republican ever. Hell of an accomplishment, Trump
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Trump still has four continents to declare a trade war with. One has no countries on it, but Trump will find a way
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump didn't do something idiotic to prevent a NAFTA deal. This time it was Pence
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered how the rich entertain their kids on private jets? Probably not, but here's a sample
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The liberal rag Wall Street Journal comes right out and calls the President a moron for his idiotic trade stances. Looks like Rupert won't be getting his Presidential Medal of Freedom
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
ABC Senior Vice President of Programming Mutafa Ka'Plese did not cancel the rebooted Roseanne sitcom because ABC Senior Vice President of Programming Mutafa Ka'Plese does not exist
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's administration has no clue what it wants or expects from North Korea. Diplomacy at its finest
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
The NFL's knee ban is highly illegal
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Sat May 26, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russians send team to Singapore for no particular reason
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican committee, raising money for the president's reelection campaign and the party's coffers, circulated a letter last week to wealthy Chinese businessmen offering a "one-on-one photo" and "handshake" with President Trump for $100,000
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Say, remember when Republicans said that repealing Obamacare was so that the government wouldn't get in between you and your doctor? Good times, man
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Meh, I'm holding out for Luna Park
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Thu May 24, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross"
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
House Committee schools Betsy DeVos again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Reverse optimism is running high before the North Korea-US-China summit
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Tue May 22, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
So, you'll be shocked to learn that Trump hasn't actually read the briefing materials on NK's nuclear program, preferring instead to concentrate on the "pageantry" of the upcoming Singapore summit
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
J.C. Penney announces they will now have four CEOs, one for each customer
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(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Pence pees pants worrying how much Trump will give away to Best Korea. Pence pees pants Pence pees pants Pens pee pants Pens peeps pamts Pens peep pans
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Man who flunked out of college 4 years ago buys a cap and gown for $38 and graduates with the rest of the college
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump has forced The Onion to rewrite their rules--and become fresher in the process
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump says, I'm determined to do absolutely nothing about mass shooting unless you think tweeting BS is something. My lover, the NRA, won't let me do anything right, so go fark yourself
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Driver loses control, crosses median, and slams head-on into semi. Texas jury rules it's the truck driver's fault for being on the road in the first place
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
"Marlins Man" sues KC Royals for disability discrimination, doesn't realize there's no reasonable accommodation for being a Marlins fan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why Vice President Mike Pence will never be president, Trump will take him down with him
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Murphy Brown is back and ready to humiliate another idiotic vice president working for a criminal president
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Office Depot buys advertising on back of all newly issued VA ID cards, allowing DVA to provide cards for free and thus making Office Depot the supporting-the-troopsiest office supply company in America
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Wed May 16, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Trump filed his 2017 financial disclosure yesterday. Farkers may wish to invest $130,000 in popcorn futures
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News slams Stephen King for "cruel joke" about Melania. Still haven't read The Dead Zone
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Tue May 15, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Twitter plans to more aggressively exclude bad tweets from your feed and searches. Looking forward to that tasty omelette
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
With scores dead, calm falls over Gaza, but US won't let the UN investigate. Primary elections underway in PA, ID, OR, and NE. Trump used fallen police to make a stump speech. It's your MSNBC discussion thread, start drinking now for 8 PM EDT start
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"A disgraced Republican ex-congressman and a GOP candidate despised by party leaders have been fighting a weeks-long, behind-the-scenes battle ahead of Tuesday's primary for an open House seat in Western Pennsylvania." Grumpy cat? You want this one?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The campaign is coming from inside the house. I repeat, the campaign is coming from inside the house
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly refuses to fark off
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Some Pard'ner)
 
 
 
So, how does Mike Pence compare with Gerald Ford? I mean, hypothetically, you know? Just asking for no reason
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
People keep asking what Mike Pence has been up to. Well, he has done 20 events all over the country with the Nazi-loving racists over at "America First Policies." Neat
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Fri May 11, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump jokes about serving beyond 8 years. More fallout from Cohen bribes. Avenatti readies more bombs. Foreign leaders ask Trump when he's going to jail. Another school shooting. It is indeed a Fresh Hell of a Friday MSNBC thread - starts 8 pm EDT
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
This supercut of Mike Pence praising Trump's broad shoulders is everything you'd want it to be
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
According to Gen. Kelly, one of the Reasons the Mueller probe makes Trump so angry is that pretty much every time he meets another world leader they bring it up and are like: so are you going to jail soon or what? Should I be talking to Pence?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sad Sarah Palin is shocked, shocked I tell you, over John McCain's regret about picking her
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Looks like Mike Pence slept through his Watergate history class
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Thu May 10, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Trump is the "worst person in government." Mike Pence: "Hold my non-alcoholic beer, Mother"
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Wed May 09, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Shh. Be very quiet and crouch down behind this thicket as we observe the rarest of God's creatures: a question headline to which the answer is 'yes.'
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Blood pressure measurement mistakes can lead to misdiagnoses. Will soon be relabeled as an "experimental" procedure and not be covered by insurance
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Tue May 08, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump pulls out of Iran. NY AG resigned under allegations. Primary elections underway for the midterms. Welcome to Tuesday's MSNBC Discussion Thread. Get your drinks and snacks ready - start time 8 PM EDT
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Hatch to Senator McCain: "Hey, it's your funeral"
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
The cloud is moving nearer still, Nuclear deal comes in view, Nuclear deal I blew, And Iran, Iran's so far away, I've gotta get away
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
How farked up is GOP infighting right now? Orrin Hatch is criticizing John McCain on his deathbed because McCain doesn't want a certain soft pumpkin colored draft dodger at his funeral
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Macron seethes with outrage as he learns English will be the official post-Brexit language of the EU. SACRE BLEU (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon May 07, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will not be invited to John McCain's funeral. Barack Obama and George W. Bush will deliver eulogies
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Sun May 06, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
John McCain finally admits that, yes, picking Sarah Palin as the Vice Presidential nominee was a mistake: "It was sound advice that I could have reasoned for myself. But my gut told me to ignore it and I wish I had"
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Sat May 05, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
McCain doesn't want to see Trump, even over his dead body
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Fri May 04, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
VP Mike Pence's doctor aborts
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Trump welcomes Corey Lewandowski back to his inner circle, may be grooming him to replace John Kelly. Because Trump would hate for this circus to retain an ounce of professionalism
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(Slate)
 
 
 
No question about it, answers.com is done answering dot com
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Thu May 03, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump keeps digging. Giuliani screwed the pooch. Cohen's phones and texts were tapped. Mueller is going after Stone and Page. WaPo called Trump a liar. This is your MSNBC discussion thread, kicking off @ 8pm ET
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Your attention please. Now warming up #46, Mike Pence, #46
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Wed May 02, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
All in all, it's another entry on the wall. Ty Cobb leaves, Trump may actually have to face a Grand Jury, and, well, I declare tonight's animal to be the honey badger. It's your weeknightly MSNBC discussion thread, starting at 8pm ET
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Tue May 01, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Relax kickoff fans, the NFL doesn't plan on phasing it out for the 2018 season
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The latest allegations against Ronny Jackson are coming from...inside the White House
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Mon April 30, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Why President Trump doesn't deserve the credit for bringing the two Koreas together
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Workers claim Bain firings tied to age, medical conditions and the god-damned Batman
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"NRA Convention Bans Guns To Protect Mike Pence. Parkland Survivors' Jaws Drop." Because until now the Secret Service has always been so relaxed and casual about guns near the people they're watching
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
This meeting of evangelists at the White House could signal Trump's end times
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Thu April 26, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what kind of wine pairs best with a microwaved gas station burrito. Well your question is about to be answered
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Wed April 25, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ignoring the lead paint, mold, broken elevators, leaky roofs and rats, top NYC housing official says the city's public housing is "beautiful"
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Tue April 24, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Michael Flynn Jr says his dad didn't lie to Pence about his contacts with Russian ambassador Kislyak. That means Pence lied about it and the whole justification for firing Flynn is a lie. Or Jr.'s just talking out of his ass again. #PIZZAGATE
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Mon April 23, 2018
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
While Subby's workplace celebrated Earth Day by pushing back plans to destroy the planet until next year, Apple held a 4/20 beer bash and Ziggy Marley concert, all solar-powered. "Spliffy" tag sadly misspelled
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Russian scientist who stole all your Facebook data on behalf of Cambridge Analytica wants you to know he's very sorry he did that, but really, when you think about it, it's Facebook's fault for not catching him sooner
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Fox News host and political contortionist calls on Trump to fire "Swampy" Pruitt; yet manages to still praise Trump for draining the swamp
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Thu April 19, 2018
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Miguel Diaz-Canal replaces Raul Castro as Cuba's president, finally achieving what sixty years of CIA assassination attempts could not
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump signed off on Syrian airstrikes and new sanctions on Russia on Friday, but he apparently changed his mind on the latter, AFTER Nikki Haley announced them. So he did what any real leader would do: Sent his TV friend out to throw her under the bus
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
What do the eating habits of world eaters eat tell us about who they are as people?
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Mon April 16, 2018
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
It's time once again to take a virtual ride on a new Cedar Point roller coaster opening next month. And as usual, it's awesome, but won't be as awesome as the real thing
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mike Pence's national security aide steps down, having lasted a record 0.2 Scaramuccis
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Some folks really love their personal assistants
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Allegiant happens to be one of the country's most profitable airlines. It may also be the most dangerous
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Blurred Lines, but with only one boob
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Thu April 12, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mueller and Trump teams are no longer expecting to sit down for an interview. Shocking
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Wed April 11, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you are an F1 fan, then this is one of those rare times when it's acceptable to write 'good news' and 'ESPN' in the same headline
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Trump fire Rosenstein and Mueller and Sessions and...? Will we be in a shooting war with the Sov-I mean, Russians? Will Zuck f*ck up? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread, "Midweek madness" edition. (~5pm news dump)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: Donald Trump, you're just a little chicken, cheep cheep. Anyway, how's your sex life?
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump abruptly cancels South American getaway as he says a little prayer that Mueller will just walk on by
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Massachusetts governor says he will miss fundraising event featuring Mike Pence because his "calendar has other stuff on it." In other news, MA governor spends day washing hair, taking dog for walk, raking leaves, watching paint dry, etc
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
She's baaaaack. I'm sorry, I mean, she's broooooooke
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
This is reassuring...*hides in bunker*
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
'Will & Grace' creator donates John Oliver's Mike Pence book parody to every elementary school in Indiana
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP congressman introduces bill that would mandate new Orange Class service for every post office
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Tue April 03, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys have opted out of NFL's deal with Ticketmaster; will give their box office business to ticket reseller SeatGeek, in which they own a stake
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Who better to hit the campaign trail for beleaguered Republicans than the beleaguered Donny Junior?
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Because they can't sell the damn things, Hot Dog on a Stick™ to treat customers to one free turkey or veggie dog on Tax Day
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
How powerful are high school students becoming? One just organized the first-ever gay parade in Mike Pence's hometown
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
♪ One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do / It even happens to Russian ambassadors, too ♪
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Jesus advocated for the Second Amendment"
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump bans government funds from being used to buy portraits, saying officials should just use their charitable organizations instead
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Frank Page, CEO of Southern Baptist Convention, retires for having "'morally inappropriate' relationship." Judging from what's cool with Baptists these days, he wasn't having affair with female porn star then
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pornhub gives free Premium access to people in towns with sexually-suggestive names
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"You're just shifting the debate from, 'Was he going to the ground and did he hold on to it?' to 'Did he make a football move?'"
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him
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Sat March 24, 2018
(RedState)
 
 
 
You can now contribute to help President Trump fight the corrupt Deep State headed by Mueller. Whoa, no running, one at a time now, you'll all get a chance to contribute
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tucked into one of the 2,200 pages of the $1.3T bill is a small FU to Trump: Employers cannot skim tips from servers
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Three tips on how to be a better complainer. Three? Jesus, how much time do you think I have to read articles online? Couldn't you have slimmed it down to two?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Relax everyone...Trump's latest transgender military ban will never take effect (as long as we still have a working judiciary, that is)
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Fri March 23, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Normally there'd be a pithy list of choice current events here, but subby doesn't even know where to start. It's the Fresh Hell Friday MSNBC discussion thread festivities begin at 8pm EDT. Helmet and booze sold separately
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Don Lemon to former Virginian attorney general- "what would be your response if President Trump asks you to join his legal team?" Cuccinelli- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh wait, you're serious. Too much malarkey"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
WH counsel Don McGahn: GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE
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Thu March 22, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If Trump has his way, he's going to have the switch on the nuclear option flipped because of his growing frustration with the slow pace of the Senate's confirmation process
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trumpy wants scalps and trade wars, Nader was evidently granted immunity before turning rabbit, and Rick Wilson is now aware of fark's love of grapefruit jokes. MSNBC Thirsty Thursday Discussion thread, fun starts 8pm EDT, bring a helmet
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Not only is John Oliver's bunny book handily outselling Mike Pence's bunny book, it's sold out its entire first printing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Go fly fat somewhere else
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe pops a beer, grins, and sneaks you one "If we were in school, I'd take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him. I've been in a lot of locker rooms my whole life. Any guy that talked that way was usually the ugliest SOB in the room"
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
NFL catches so much heat over flawed reception rule it completes the process of scrapping it completely
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
NFL catches so much heat over flawed reception rule it completes the process of scrapping it completely
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
John Bolton, mustache afficianato and potential Trump cabinet member, employed Cambridge Analytica for his Super PAC
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cambridge Analytica issues statement about their now suspended CEO: "Anthony Nix? Ohhh, yeah, that guy. Yeah, he barely had anything to do with the company. Heck, nobody saw him at the office. He, um, played polo a lot though. Maybe they know him"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It turns out Americans like gay bunnies more than fascist anti-LGBTQ bunnies. How about that
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Medium)
 
 
 
Savannah greets Mike Pence with rainbows and puppies. Just kidding about the puppies
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elon Musk will soon be able to replace that roadster he sent to Mars
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
'One pot' meth lab found in White Castle restaurant in Indiana gives police an early BINGO win
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
VP Mike Pence has a pet rabbit named Marlon Bundo; TV host John Oliver has released a children's book starring Marlon Bundo as a gay bunny fighting for marriage equality. Proceeds of sales go to LGBT charities
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