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Mon July 04, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
What's the most Murica you can get in a car? Subby nominates the Ram 1500 pickup, built in Mexico
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Sat July 02, 2022
(Freethink)
 
 
 
Assembly line? Our robots overlords frown on such humany thinking
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(Freethink)
 
 
 
Assembly line? Our robots overlords frown on such humany thinking
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Fri July 01, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Are those government vehicles?
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Autonomous Cruise cars mysteriously all gather at intersection in San Francisco for an autonomous side show, blocking traffic for hours. Stephen King seen nearby furiously taking notes
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Autonomous Cruise cars mysteriously all gather at intersection in San Francisco for an autonomous side show, blocking traffic for hours. Stephen King seen nearby furiously taking notes
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Wed June 29, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nissan recalls 320K Pathfinders to stop them from going all Tommy Boy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nissan recalls 320K Pathfinders to stop them from going all Tommy Boy
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Tue June 28, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Why Fark has the 'Murica topic in the first place
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
*Yoink* [temporarily]
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Sheetz rolls gas back to $3.49 for the nation's holiday. Beat that, WaWa
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(MIT)
 
 
 
While most of us are firmly anti-Skynet, MIT geeks (of course) funded by DARPA (of course) have come up with a way to make any robot better. Presumably including the killer ones
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(Carscoops)
 
 
 
Toyota dealers marking up new BZ4X EV as much as $20,000. Imagine how bad markups would be if the wheels would stay attached
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Guess which Affleck just crashed a Lamborghini. Guess again. No, again
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"Found On Road Dead" automotive company vows to upgrade their production quality to at least the "Fix Or Repair Daily" level of competency
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Thu June 23, 2022
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Toyota: hey there loyal customers. Enjoying our new all-electric BZ4X? Good, good. We need you too do us a favor though, and park it immediately and walk home from wherever you are. See, it has a slight issue with..err..the wheels falling off
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Toyota: hey there loyal customers. Enjoying our new all-electric BZ4X? Good, good. We need you too do us a favor though, and park it immediately and walk home from wherever you are. See, it has a slight issue with..err..the wheels falling off
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk accidentally admits he's a terrible businessman
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Here comes the dirt bike / Beware of the dirt bike / Because I hear they're coming to our town / They've got plans for everyone
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(Cars.com)
 
 
 
Annual Cars.com American Made index lists four Teslas and four Hondas in the top ten, bumping Corvette down to #11. Big 3 pickup trucks way down on the list
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Tue June 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Destroyed Russian tanks to be paraded all through out Europe by Ukraine. Tentative name is The Lollipop Parade
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ford is altering the deal. Pray they do not alter it further
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(Motor 1)
 
 
 
Buy a yellow car if you want it to keep its value, everyone to know your penis is small
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Car alarms are *honk, honk, honk* idiotic, selfish forms of *whooooup, whooooup, whooup* noise pollution that do no- *meeeep, meeeep, meeeep* NOTHING TO DETER CRIME...*bip, bip*
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Mon June 20, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Volvo begins testing its own version of the H1
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
On one hand, global warming is destroying US highways. On the other, sweet ramps to jump
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Electrek)
 
 
 
"Put down that mop and grab a screwdriver, Cletus. You're fixin' Teslas today"
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Some Big Sky Guy)
 
 
 
If you gotta be stranded by the epic flooding in Yellowstone, then tiny Gardiner, Montana is a pretty good place to do so
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
You know how I know America needs a financial counseling intervention: "Consumers face monthly new car payments averaging $656, financed at 5.1% over 70.5 months"
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered how many live cats could fit into one car? Apparently the answer is 47
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Wed June 15, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
NYC Weed Trucks seized by officials after amassing $500,000 in outstanding parking tickets. Dude, they're Weed Trucks. They were just chilling in those parking spots, they weren't hurting anyone. C'mon, dudes. At least them have some snacks
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Rollin' rollin' rollin' / Rollin' rollin' rollin' / Reeeee-call
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Tue June 14, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Mustang Mach-E lives up to the fix or repaired daily mantra
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Stormtroopers in shootout at Kalamazoo liquor store
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Sun June 12, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Burnouts are fun, but they're really not good for your car or the environment. Oh, and doing them right in front of the police station is just plain stupid
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Old and busted: driving your tuk tuk forward
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Old and busted: driving your tuk tuk forward
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man who raps about robbing ATMs arrested for ... well, let's just say it wasn't unpaid parking tickets
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Change to electronically coded unlocking cars they said. It'll be safer they said
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(EE Times)
 
 
 
'Mode confusion', a well-known issue in aircraft, is only now being reckoned with in autonomous vehicles. tl; dr: as long as the driver is legally on the hook, don't expect the techbros to have your back when your AV-engaged car kills someone
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Mon June 06, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Tesla owners say their cars suddenly stop, thinking it hears Elon's voice on the wind
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A redhead wearing short-shorts reviews offroad vehicles
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Sun June 05, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Stellantis pleads guilty in their Dieselgate scandal, will pay $300 million fine for selling Jeeps and Ram trucks with emissions defeat devices
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(National Today)
 
Hero
 
Fark cancer
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Fri June 03, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Tesla responds to complaints of self-driving crashing into things by introducing new self-stopping feature. Haters still not happy
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Macy's retail sales continue to collapse... along with their stores
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Celebrate National Donut Day like a boss
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Thu June 02, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Tanks for the memory, we criminally conversed, got nothing in our purse, we chuckleheads keep just making it worse
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Wed June 01, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
GM is starting an EV price war
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Old & stale: Buick Avenir sub-brand. New hotness: Buick Electra-fied vehicles. Fark: leaked stupid tri-shield logo now official
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The Washington State Patrol is launching a major effort to make sure drivers' loads are secured, because the last thing you want to do is blow your load on the side of the road
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Easter eggs in new Toyota trucks? Tasty
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The seven types of camper you'll find in Michigan. Subby is a combo of #5 and #7. Which one are you?
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Mon May 30, 2022
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Farm vehicles now weigh almost as much as the heaviest dinosaurs. This could be a problem, especially if another huge asteroid hits
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Fri May 27, 2022
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
I bet he converted a lot of catalysts
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Autonomous cars. Felonious drivers
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
If you're in Florida and start a story with "I was smoking my meth pipe...", you can rest assured it's probably going to end up on the main page of Fark
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Do you live in Washington DC and own an enormous SUV or Pickup? You may soon be paying 7x the normal registration fee because of how destructive your ride is
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Thu May 26, 2022
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Autonomous vehicles can be tricked into dangerous driving behavior. Humans, on the other hand, engage in dangerous driving because they can
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Wed May 25, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Jeep to pay $300M after blowing smoke about emission numbers
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida lake in a popular mafia retirement spot has a parking lot worth of cars at the bottom. Nothing to see here, folks
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Tue May 24, 2022
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Motel 6. We'll leave the clothes off for you
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(Winnipeg Free Press)
 
 
 
Hyundai seat belt parts are exploding with delight
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Mon May 23, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
If you give the keys to your $500,000 McLaren to a parking valet, make sure they actually are a parking valet
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Disaster charity that specialises in earthquake aid and refugee relief drafted in to help truckers stuck in post-Brexit queues
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Sun May 22, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
There once was a ferry off Nantucket. The reservations? Someone mucked it. We are stuck in this place, so shut up your damn face, before I drown your ass in a bucket
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Maybe denying that vacation request for the one underpaid part-time town employee that did literally everything was a bad idea after all
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Send more tanks, Terminator edition
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Tesla driver must stand trial for vehicular manslaughter, despite having turned AutoSteer and Cruise Control on. Who would have thought that being in the drivers seat meant that you're responsible for running red lights at 74 mph and killing people??
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Thu May 19, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ford is not content to let the EVs have all the unexplained fires
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Insurance Institute for Highway Safety has made their side impact testing more difficult to reflect 'Muricans driving heavier even vehicles faster, 6 out of 18 SUVs rated as marginal. Fark: 4200lb sled at a mere 37mph
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(HotHardware)
 
 
 
I may be going to hell in a windowless self driving bucket but at least I'm enjoying the VR
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fires Outside Recall Developing
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Wed May 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're a Russian gymnast who's managed to find a competition in the world that will actually allow you to participate, maybe don't decide to wear a pro-war symbol on the award podium
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The names Bond, James Bond, and this is my car
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Drug smuggling tunnel with rail system uncovered on US-Mexico border. Not a repeat, it's just really that common
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Automotive News)
 
 
 
In related news, the car subby ordered from Carvana in April is still experiencing "transportation delays"
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Sat May 14, 2022
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
"Water Street to Close in Anticipation of Flooding." If only there had been some way to know
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
OH YEAHHHH
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Thu May 12, 2022
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Due to faulty brakes, Mercedes-Benz tells 290,000 customers to stop immediately
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
There was an attempt to U-Haul
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(Ideastream)
 
 
 
A non-profit that provides affordable groceries to low-income residents has had to cancel its delivery services this week after thieves stole catalytic converters from all of its vehicles
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Remember the International Harvester Scout SUV from the 1970s? Volkswagen has the rights, and we'll see who gets to the market first, the Scout EV or Cybertruck
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Russians create new man made bridge to attack Ukrainian supply li....aaaannnnnnd it's gone
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Canoo cannot
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Don't fear the driverless cars, citizen
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Andy's gonna Dick. "They (the police) also asked to collect the male victim's pants as evidence"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's see what he tweets about this
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Tue May 10, 2022
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Good guy without gun helpless as thieves steal trailer full of guns
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Are you not infotained?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Hey MTG, that's a nice $92,000 vehicle you have there." "Thanks. I used donor contributions to pay for it"
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
What's the difference between a used car dealer and a Nigerian scammer? In this case, nothing at all
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Get Apple CarPlay or Android Auto in your Tesla with this one easy step, a Raspberry Pi, then 17 or 18 additional steps, some soldering, a WiFi router, a visit to GitHub, and a good deal of skill and luck
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Secret Service shows up when two black sedans crash in DC in the middle of the night. Nothing to see here, Jason Bourne unavailable for comment
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
It's the Ultimate Driving Machine: whaddaya need Apple Carplay or Android Auto for?
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Sat May 07, 2022
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New Jersey Politician: If New York City enacts 'congestion pricing', New Jersey residents will be forced to stay in New Jersey. New York City Residents: Exactly
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Fri May 06, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The USA gave Ukraine intel to sink the Moskva. However, when it comes to targeting Russian generals, the USA doesn't tell them exactly where they'll be, but if they happen to connect the dots, then good on them for taking the initiative
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Scientists Spot Bizarre 'Yellow Brick Road' in Pacific Ocean - Dorothy Unavailable for Comment
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Thu May 05, 2022
(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
Cracker barrels into Cracker Barrel
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do Angelenos Dream of Electric Checks?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ford Motor Company calls out a notoriously thin-skinned billionaire
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
He's no Banksy
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Some non-Ferrari Guy)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber is banned from buying Ferraris. So is subs but for a different rea$on
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(Some non-Ferrari Guy)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber is banned from buying Ferraris. So is subs but for a different rea$on
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What? You mean to tell us that car salespeople are less than truthful? Where's my fainting couch?
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Juneau police say armored military vehicle will let them drive through an avalanche while evacuating residents from an active shooter, which apparently happens on a regular basis
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
A note of optimism in these challenging times: smart people with world-changing ideas
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Members of the "Trucker's Convoy" whose aim was to shut Washington DC down by snarling traffic and blocking roads with their rigs are suing the DC police saying the cops violated their rights by erecting traffic barriers to keep them from doing that
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
2 charged with attempted murder in shooting of Minneapolis Police Department forensic scientist. Fine police work, right from the start
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Business Insider is concerned, CONCERNED, that Ukrainian videos of attacks on Russian invaders "normalizes" their deaths
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How far could you drive when you were 4?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Plastered party pilot pushes pedal-pub past peril point, passengers petrified. Police probing predicament ponder potential PUI proceedings
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Sun May 01, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Kherson would like to continue using Federation credits
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Sat April 30, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
'Rolling Chunder' gang arrive in Ottawa and already getting on people's nerves
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
New USPS trucks that get lower mileage than a 1973 El Dorado are not sparking joy
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Moscow is on fire, yo (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Do you know those "Watch out for motorcycles" stickers? Well, this is why
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Topless drunken Scot so drunk he urinates on a child, hurls abuse at flock of sheep then brings highway to a standstill with his shenanigans. The Aristocrats
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Work starts to clear overgrown 'Jumanji House' after vegetation is left to grow over everything, including a van in the front garden, which is now home to a family of Squirrels. No idea if the squirrels have a timelapse conversion video on youtube
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Note: an "e-Beaver" isn't one of your dad's sex toys. At least not anymore
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
'Rolling Chunder'
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Tue April 26, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken parts cover the road?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fidelity has heard the clamoring of customers to lose as much money as quickly as possible. Behold, the Bitcoin 401(k)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
North Korean despot Kim Jong-Un says he is 'prepared' to use NK's nuclear arsenal in his upcoming parade of his military force. Subby still trying to figure out why he would want to nuke his own parade
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Nissan ending production of Datsun brand vehicles. This is not a repeat from the early 1980's
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Old MacDonald went to jail, e-i-e-i-o
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Sun April 24, 2022
(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop these parked vehicles
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Sat April 23, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
You know how when you've just come home from a long trip, and you call to your dog , who excitedly sprints over to you, leaps past you, and then smacks into a private jet? Well, imagine that dog is a Tesla
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(Electrek)
 
 
 
Tesla's making more money per car due to lower operating expenses. That means lower-priced cars, right?
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Thu April 21, 2022
(ABC 57 South Bend)
 
 
 
Oh SCHEETZ, a burglary suspect was arrested for allegedly breaking into a car dealership just one hour after he was released from jail
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Taking advantage of a bad situation, Audi dubbed it the "Semiconductor Shortage Package"
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Wed April 20, 2022
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Cows on the loose after cattle truck crash on I-80. Traffic should be moooving soon
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Tue April 19, 2022
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Shop. Hammer time
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mercedes unveils its new electric EQS SUV built in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Consumers are urged to try and find all the hidden "Roll Tide" messages scribbled in it
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Lee Gilliam, general manager at Steve's Towing: "We love our military and would never auction off an active-duty military vehicle knowingly." And knowing is half the battle
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Don't forget the marshmallows
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Hey Google, how do you say "peek-a-boo" in Russian?
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(Physics-Astronomy)
 
 
 
California company claims to have built self-powered battery made of radioactive waste with a life expectancy of 28,000 years, or two twinkies
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Covid Convoy makes the same discovery Clark Griswold did when he bit into that sandwich
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Sat April 16, 2022
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Bow and arrow wielding maniac runs amok on Las Vegas highway. Thankfully, no one took 1d6 damage
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(Electrek)
 
 
 
Tesla tells lessees they are no longer allowed to buy their cars end-of-term
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Fri April 15, 2022
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Long Island cops are cracking down on paper plates
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Thu April 14, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Seven cars from the 1970s found with a bit of water damage. Jimmy Hoffa still missing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
California to pass gas by 2035
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Three-year-old girl finds mother's mobile, calls 911 to: A) report her mom unconscious on floor; B) asks for help because she's lost; or C) order Kid's Meal from McDonalds
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Wed April 13, 2022
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
♫Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz♫
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Hope you don't need a new car. Or a used car for that matter
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Tue April 12, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Funny, I thought the green glow in the the north was just an aurora from recent solar activity. Now it's an alien "broom"? Has anyone seen Stephen King at an ATM, or Emilio Estevez at the Dixie Boy?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by javelins destroying vehicles in Ukraine, javelinas are destroying vehicles in Arizona
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Drunk driving is a gas, y'all
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Autonomous Cruise vehicle leaves police confused, while critics have yet to weigh in on Top Gun 2 themselves
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Autonomous Cruise vehicle leaves police confused, while critics have yet to weigh in on Top Gun 2 themselves
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
This just in: giant inflatable penis (possible nsfw content on page, duh)
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Ukraine snags a SNAR (again). This time, using speedboats
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Fri April 08, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
People charging their cars at Isle of Wight EV charge points get quite a shock
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the main picture it seems the UK is sending some kind of mobile fencing unit to Ukraine
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Thu April 07, 2022
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
If you steal some engineering prototype bicycles worth over $80,000, probably not a good idea to walk into into local bike shop with the unique looking two-wheeler ... along with "bolt cutters sticking out of his backpack"
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Wed April 06, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Why does this wind energy company hate the farking eagles, man?
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Tue April 05, 2022
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Given the price of gas, that's probably a half a million dollar accident
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Mon April 04, 2022
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
F-Series pick-ups sales crash not on fat gas but lean chips
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(BangShift)
 
 
 
Flying cars is the easy part. The trick is sticking the landing
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Sun April 03, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The war in Ukraine is starting to sound like mid-'90s anime: An elite Ukrainian drone unit that rides quad bikes into battle staged a nighttime ambush on Russian forces that stalled that 40-mile-long relief column and ruined plans to take Kyiv
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Sat April 02, 2022
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Ford recalls over 737,000 vehicles due to oil leaks and software issues, promises to fix or repair daily so that none of them are found on road dead
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Fri April 01, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Driver demonstrates just how quickly a car's value depreciates after being driven off the forecourt
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Aussies to send Mad Max vehicles requested by Ukraine to fight the water war against Russia
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-compliant headline: Topless man 'staggered across road, screamed at sheep and peed on 9-year-old' (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed March 30, 2022
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Wherever this bicyclist is going, hopefully it's to buy a lottery ticket
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ukraine is using this one weird trick to Czech Russian tanks
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Tue March 29, 2022
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Vandals break into bakery, throw cakes at cars then set the dumpster on fire. Or, as they call it in Nebraska, just another Monday night
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
At some point you have to ask yourself when getting awesome video of an ongoing traffic pileup is outweighed by the danger
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Do you want radioactive zombie Russian soldiers? Because that's how you get radioactive zombie Russian soldiers
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Sat March 26, 2022
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Free video game deal on Steam. Odd part: game hasn't been officially finished yet. Have fun with your vehicle shooter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump and his family agree to lie for a deposition
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Fri March 25, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Robert Kraft grateful for happy ending. This is not a repeat from 2019
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(The Playlist)
 
 
 
A live-action Voltron movie is assembling
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Carscoops)
 
 
 
Imported a JDM car in the last 8 years? Got some bad news for you
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Wed March 23, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Donald Trump junior announces news aggregation business. Servers powered by cocaine-addled hamsters, no doubt
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Tue March 22, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Lucid to use Nvidia chips for autonomous driving. Will work fine, but every now and then your car will switch to 640x480 with giant print
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(CNN)
 
Weeners
 
Russian swimmer Evgeny Rylov loses Speedo....and you already clicked
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(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Seek other roads, for the poop truck hath overturned and the poop lay in the roadway
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Run Auntie Em, RUN
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Sun March 20, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Want to see a rocket launch and live in Delaware, you are in luck tomorrow night. Offer also valid in parts of New Jersey, Maryland, Virgina, West Virginia, Pennsylvania and Nitth Carolina. Keep watching the skies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
World's longest suspension bridge opens in Turkey
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Sat March 19, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Tl;dr but it seems like someone didn't use enough stamps to mail their Bentley
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Police say the Florida bridge tender who accidentally sent a 79-year-old woman plummeting to her death texted back and forth with her boss about the best way to lie about it. Now delete this headline so the cops won't find it
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Fri March 18, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Many reported that warning lights and alarms would go off, the driver's side windows would roll down and the SUVs would suddenly brake while in traffic." Ordinarily you don't see that kind of behavior, even in SUV drivers
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Buckman Bridge in Jacksonville not content with throwing cars into the water, now switching to bees
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Well, that takes the biscuit
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that fiery crash that killed a bunch of college golfers? A 13-year-old was driving the pickup truck
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
$200,000 of free gas being offered in Chicago today, lets see how that's going
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The 10 most common vehicles driven by drunk people. You won't be surprised to learn that 7 of them are pickup trucks
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The 10 most common vehicles driven by drunk people. You won't be surprised to learn that 7 of them are pickup trucks
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Wed March 16, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you need an excuse to watch Pam & Tommy watch for the cars
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
I've had it with these motherfarking tanks on this motherfarking train
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Tue March 15, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
GM to qommence produqtion next weeq on the Lyriq, Qadillaq's first eleqtriq vehiqle. U submitted this with a more qomplete headline
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Found On Road Disassembled
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Mon March 14, 2022
(Collider)
 
 
 
10 best Hollywood vehicles that aren't bat-related. Yeah, that one's there. That one, too. No, Jim Rockford's copper-colored Firebird isn't there. No, Barnaby Jones station wagon with the horse head isn't there either. No, Filntstone's car isn't real
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
For sale: 1988 Rover 827, 1995 Citroen AX, 1994 Ford Mondeo, 1989 Citroen XM, 1988 Nissan Prairie, 1987 Vauxhall Astra, 1990 Peugeot 605, 1984 Vauxhall Carlton, 1984 Fiat Uno. Possible minor water damage
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Sun March 13, 2022
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
More than 70 vehicle owners in Cumberland County, Pennsylvania agree: all-season radials are adequate for any snowy driving conditions
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Sat March 12, 2022
(Cumberland Times-News)
 
 
 
Hit vehicle, hit truck, cross median, hit telephone pole, hit concrete barrier, hit vehicle, go airborne, lose engine, land on roof. At this point in the game do you kick the extra point or go for 2?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Police suspected the woman was under the influence of drugs". Gee...ya think?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Police suspected the woman was under the influence of drugs". Gee...ya think?
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Fri March 11, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Convoy trucker is REALLY UPSET that DC drivers are giving him and his convoy buddies the one finger salute. It's not like they're trying to snarl already bad traffic for stupid reasons or anything
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Thu March 10, 2022
(NPR)
 
Hero
 
Any hypermilers still out there? THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE
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(Government of Canada)
 
 
 
Canada is making yet another robotic space arm
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Wed March 09, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
New York City man needs to be rescued while attempting 12,000-foot Arizona mountain in winter. Twice in two days
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Mon March 07, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Do they transform into vehicles or humanoid robots?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Stay classy, Russian gymnast
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