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Sat February 04, 2023
(AP News)
 
 
 
Presence of Malice: Suppose you picked up your mobile device this morning and a tragic death in your life was a front page headline. But not one thing they said was accurate... and none of it was true
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Thu February 02, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let's look at how Ron DeSantis helped spread a virus through sheer force of idiocy
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
Scroll, scroll, scroll your way to an Idiocracy
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Sun January 29, 2023
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something who knows?
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Fri January 27, 2023
(USA Today)
 
 
 
FDA to make Covid booster access easier, giving your lunatic uncle a new conspiracy to believe in
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Tue January 24, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Anti-vax conspiracy theorists believe that Damar Hamlin died liberating Cardassia from the Dominion, and that the NFL has replaced him with a Changeling
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Mon January 23, 2023
(NPR)
 
 
 
The FDA is considering a major change in its official COVID vaccine policy, surprising many who had no idea the FDA had an official COVID vaccine policy
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Fri January 20, 2023
(Vice)
 
 
 
Stopped clocked trifecta in play
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Thu January 19, 2023
(National Institutes of Health)
 
 
 
"Experimental HIV vaccine regimen safe but ineffective, study finds" - no word on when they're going to start selling it
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
It's like this, Gronk: To Aaron Rodgers, Super Bowl trophies are similar to a COVID vaccine and MVP awards are more like a heapin' helpin' of horse paste
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Interview with people who have never had COVID about their secrets. Nothing of note other than the "At this point I feel indestructible" person is just tempting fate
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Elko County health board to consider banning COVID, flu vaccines, burning vaxxed people at the stake as witches. Well, maybe not that last one
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Axios)
 
 
 
Operation Warp Speed hits black hole
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That it's easily preventable
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Dr. Eric Topol)
 
 
 
New data shows the bivalent COVID vaccine outperforms expectations by greatly broadening immune response to BA.5 and the emerging XBB.1.5 variant, better 5G reception
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(Dr. Eric Topol)
 
 
 
New data shows the bivalent COVID vaccine outperforms expectations by greatly broadening immune response to BA.5 and the emerging XBB.1.5 variant, better 5G reception
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Nothing says "profiting from death" like raising the cost of your COVID vaccine by over 400%
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Nothing says "profiting from death" like raising the cost of your COVID vaccine by over 400%
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now that Covid vaccines will be going private, they will will be going up in price. From $16 for the first dose purchased by the government to boosters at $26 to $110 when it's commercially distributed
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Uganda set to declare end of Ebola outbreak, at least until tomorrow afternoon
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Fri January 06, 2023
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Ze German company which helped pioneer mRNA technology for covid will soon test that tech out as "immunotherapy tailored to individual tumors." They're definitely rolling
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Thu January 05, 2023
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The Kraken variant comes ashore in the UK to wipe out thousands with its Covid tentacles. If only we had a bivalent Jaeger vaccine. But the pilot needs Idris Elba to slap him around.... and this metaphor has gone off the rails
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here we thought it was hard making people get their shots
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here we thought it was hard making people get their shots
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Wed January 04, 2023
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researchers at the AIDS Institute, Department of Microbiology, School of Clinical Medicine, and the State Key Laboratory of Emerging Infectious Diseases, LKS Faculty of Medicine of The University of Hong Kong agree - get your farking booster
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Tue January 03, 2023
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Release the Kraken
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(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
One in four Americans who still have landlines think they know someone who died from the COVID vaccines
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Fri December 30, 2022
(Some Round Baller)
 
 
 
Apparently John Stockton thinks the ability to put a ball in a hole translates to a degree in Virology
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(Some Round Baller)
 
 
 
Apparently John Stockton thinks the ability to put a ball in a hole translates to a degree in Virology
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(Mediaite)
 
Hero
 
MSNBC host calls out her children on national television for being idiots
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cursed ventriloquist dummy kept the incoming administration out of COVID briefings
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Boston 25 News)
 
 
 
Electronics purchasers wind up with shingles, presumably aren't old enough for the vaccine to be recommended
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Mon December 26, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
Nine things that happened in 2022 that give hope for the future
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Mon December 19, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Rare opportunity for biologists to see an organism attempting to evolve a proto-spine
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Thu December 15, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
DeSantis hums a conservative tuna while Trump flounders, but whoever wins, the future is crappie and everyone gets a haddock
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Some of us remember when 'anti-vax' was a stereotype of left wing crunchy moms. Well free range granola has a permanent home with the GOP
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Wed December 14, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The vax saved many lives. as everyone but the idiots knew all along
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Sorry, antivaxxer, part 2
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Tue December 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because nothing will make pharmaceutical companies step up to the plate during the NEXT public health crisis quite like being hauled before a Florida grand jury because the state's governor wants to score points with his party's lunatic fringe
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cure for beaten to death Fark riffs discovered - second one this week. MRNA this time
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cure for beaten to death Fark riffs discovered - second one this week. MRNA this time
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Sat December 10, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Parents confused about medical decisions
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Masks are back, baby
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Fri December 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Through their hatred of science and belief in horse paste and Clorox injections, Republicans have weakened the U.S. armed forces
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Meta tells employees to stop talking about politics, gun control, abortion, and vaccines while at work because it's bad for the health of the internal community. Save that for Facebook, where it can be monetized
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
First item on the agenda for House Republicans: #DEFUNDTHEMILITARY
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
First item on the agenda for House Republicans: #DEFUNDTHEMILITARY
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Tue December 06, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Measles takes the CDC's efforts to stop it in Ohio personally
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Study: The side effects of COVID vaccines are often "psychosomatic." In other words, those who had side effects were those who were most opposed to getting vaccinated in the first place
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Study: The side effects of COVID vaccines are often "psychosomatic." In other words, those who had side effects were those who were most opposed to getting vaccinated in the first place
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Looks like flu season took getting cancelled last year personally
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Just-In-Time" for flu season
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Fri December 02, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a troubling side effect from measles, and it's likely driving other epidemics by resetting immune memory to newborn
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cause for celebration: Pandemic projected to end by 2030. Sorry, pandemic that took off in the '80s. We'll get back to you about ending the new one within the next 50 years. Cool tag still tips its hat to public health and the medical sciences
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer but U of Penn researchers are inching closer to universal flu vaccine. Which will later be labeled a plot to turn everyone gay and be boycotted by morons. Good
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer but U of Penn researchers are inching closer to universal flu vaccine. Which will later be labeled a plot to turn everyone gay and be boycotted by morons. Good
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Wed November 30, 2022
(NextGov)
 
 
 
The Trump vaccine kills Republicans
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Tue November 29, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Twitter will no longer block COVID-19 misinformation, in move to unblock all the free speech that patriots can choke out around their ventilators
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
China accelerating vaxing its older citizens against COVID-19 mainly because they won't fight back or protest (as much)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New tablet-based vaccine prevents UTIs in mice but modifying mice's tongues iPads must have been difficult. Duke sucks
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New tablet-based vaccine prevents UTIs in mice but modifying mice's tongues iPads must have been difficult. Duke sucks
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Mon November 28, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
That is, of course, unless Big Cranberry steps in
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
That is, of course, unless Big Cranberry steps in
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Mon November 21, 2022
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
According to antivaxxers, RSV-positive children filling up hospitals are just crisis actors promoting Pfizer's vaccines
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Sat November 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxers strike again
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Alex Jones's lawyer suing over big pharma's conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Alex Jones's lawyer suing over big pharma's conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids
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Wed November 16, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
It turns out the Red Wave was nothing but the continued deaths of unvaccinated Republicans. And all because a vain old man didn't want to smear his makeup
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(Vice)
 
 
 
It turns out the Red Wave was nothing but the continued deaths of unvaccinated Republicans. And all because a vain old man didn't want to smear his makeup
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Have all your vax? Covid, flu, fentanyl?
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Have all your vax? Covid, flu, fentanyl?
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Tue November 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge vacates a Trump immigration policy, allowing asylum seekers access to the border again
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Mon November 14, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Moderna has great news for ~10% of the population five and older
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Moderna has great news for ~10% of the population five and older
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(Slate)
 
 
 
My kids are revolting. And they don't like Aunt Ruth. Do they have to talk to her at Thanksgiving?
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Fri November 11, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Kids in Ohio daycare discover the one simple trick for getting immune to measles without Big Pharma's vaccines
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Kids in Ohio daycare discover the one simple trick for getting immune to measles without Big Pharma's vaccines
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Tue November 08, 2022
(Tennis.com)
 
 
 
Questions arise about what's being mixed into Novak Djokovic's beverages mid-match by his support team. Crack a possibility; vaccine definitely ruled out
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Mon November 07, 2022
(Sucks)
 
Hero
 
Dr. Samuel Katz, a developer of the measles vaccines, passes at the age of 95, Duke announces, still...never mind
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Sat November 05, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Womp womp
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Wed November 02, 2022
(MPR)
 
 
 
Got your bivalent COVID vaccine yet? Just practice for the quadrivalent modRNA influenza vaccine
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(MSN)
 
 
 
We should declare a "Pandemic Amnesty" and move on from all the recriminations, blame and fighting, says person who has obviously never been to America, spent time in the PolTab
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
I have to get the MMR vaccine in order to go back to college
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
I have to get the MMR vaccine in order to go back to college
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Tue November 01, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Orange County declares RSV health emergency. And not one claim of being "their new hoax" or Chinese bioweapons labs? Maybe it's too soon
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Fri October 28, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Doctor who testified that COVID vaccines magnetize people is about to be an ex-doctor
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson accuses Chuck Todd of killing a "few" people
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson accuses Chuck Todd of killing a "few" people
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Mon October 24, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Three doses of hepatitis B vaccine regimen will protect people with HIV. Five is right out
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(DW)
 
 
 
Governments and Gates Foundation pledge billions to finally eradicate polio. Antivaxxers pledge to stop them
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(NPR)
 
 
 
There's been a drastic spike in RSV cases that's been sending hundreds of children under 5 to the hospital, but this is America so, you know, we don't give two shiats
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Anxiety has no effect on stupidity - here comes the science
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Anxiety has no effect on stupidity - here comes the science
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Sat October 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
If only there were free and readily available vaccines that could have helped prevent such an outbreak
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Fri October 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
You are not "fully vaccinated," but you are "fully naive"
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Kyrie Irving thinks the Earth is flat, vaccines don't work and Joe Biden is President of Russia
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Thu October 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
W₄ E₁ R₁ E₁ F₄ ❏ C₃ K₅ E₁ D₂
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's only a matter of time before "new and improved" pops up in the covid vax wars
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Tue October 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A. Vaccine. For. Cancer. Of course 1/3 of the country will think that the vaccine actually GIVES you cancer
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Sun October 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween: The most contagious coronavirus variant yet. It evades the antibodies from monoclonal therapies and might render a whole category of COVID treatments ineffective
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Sat October 15, 2022
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer. But there might be a vaccine soon
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer. But there might be a vaccine soon
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Thu October 13, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
The United States does not have a cholera vaccine stockpile. EVERYBODY PANIC
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Tue October 11, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
We're going to need a lot more Polio Vaccine
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
We're going to need a lot more Polio Vaccine
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So, did anyone else have their 'toxins activated by the mRNA poison Covid vaccine' yesterday? What was it like?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The pandemic that's totally over is flaring up in Europe
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Sun October 09, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Sure, by now everyone has heard of COVID. But have you heard about "parallel COVID"? Sadly, you probably will ... and fairly soon
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Oh joy, anti-vaxxers are making policy now
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