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Sat February 04, 2023
(AP News)
 
 
 
Presence of Malice: Suppose you picked up your mobile device this morning and a tragic death in your life was a front page headline. But not one thing they said was accurate... and none of it was true
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Fri February 03, 2023
(University of Minnesota)
 
 
 
And then the Dutch let out Polio
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Thu February 02, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let's look at how Ron DeSantis helped spread a virus through sheer force of idiocy
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
Scroll, scroll, scroll your way to an Idiocracy
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"I got re-elected." Get your "let them fight" memes ready
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Tue January 31, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Rest easy. Notorious anti-vaxxer, Dr Who, has been banned
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Mon January 30, 2023
(ABC News)
 
 
 
WHO claims COVID-19 pandemic 'is probably at a transition point' with the civilized world more capable of beating the virus, and the uncivilized world continuing to ignore it until it's time to make Patriotic Choking Noises
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Fri January 27, 2023
(USA Today)
 
 
 
FDA to make Covid booster access easier, giving your lunatic uncle a new conspiracy to believe in
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Mon January 23, 2023
(NPR)
 
 
 
The FDA is considering a major change in its official COVID vaccine policy, surprising many who had no idea the FDA had an official COVID vaccine policy
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Thu January 19, 2023
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Interview with people who have never had COVID about their secrets. Nothing of note other than the "At this point I feel indestructible" person is just tempting fate
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Elko County health board to consider banning COVID, flu vaccines, burning vaxxed people at the stake as witches. Well, maybe not that last one
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Mon January 16, 2023
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Covid Globes
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Axios)
 
 
 
Operation Warp Speed hits black hole
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That it's easily preventable
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Dr. Eric Topol)
 
 
 
New data shows the bivalent COVID vaccine outperforms expectations by greatly broadening immune response to BA.5 and the emerging XBB.1.5 variant, better 5G reception
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Nothing says "profiting from death" like raising the cost of your COVID vaccine by over 400%
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kenneth Copeland: Only non-Christians get covid. Now buy me another jet plane
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Fri January 06, 2023
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Ze German company which helped pioneer mRNA technology for covid will soon test that tech out as "immunotherapy tailored to individual tumors." They're definitely rolling
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Wed January 04, 2023
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researchers at the AIDS Institute, Department of Microbiology, School of Clinical Medicine, and the State Key Laboratory of Emerging Infectious Diseases, LKS Faculty of Medicine of The University of Hong Kong agree - get your farking booster
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Tue January 03, 2023
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Release the Kraken
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Release the Kraken
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(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
One in four Americans who still have landlines think they know someone who died from the COVID vaccines
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Fri December 30, 2022
(Some Round Baller)
 
 
 
Apparently John Stockton thinks the ability to put a ball in a hole translates to a degree in Virology
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Mon December 26, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
One is a rancid corrupt racist pile of garbage, the other is a younger rancid corrupt racist pile of garbage
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
2023, the year the whole world finally figures out how to live with COVID. Well most of the world except China, they've screwed themselves
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Nine things that happened in 2022 that give hope for the future
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Fri December 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
QAnon followers sentenced by court for breaking into multiple COVID vaccination centers -- in Japan
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Kitchener Record)
 
 
 
1979: Catch an incurable virus that kills off your T-cells in the basement of Studio 54. 2022: Catch an incurable virus that kills off your T-cells in math class
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Mon December 19, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Rare opportunity for biologists to see an organism attempting to evolve a proto-spine
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Thu December 15, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Good news Covid-19 home test collectors, The White House is restarting the Covid-19 mail-order program
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Some of us remember when 'anti-vax' was a stereotype of left wing crunchy moms. Well free range granola has a permanent home with the GOP
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Wed December 14, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The vax saved many lives. as everyone but the idiots knew all along
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The vax saved many lives. as everyone but the idiots knew all along
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Sorry, antivaxxer, part 2
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Tue December 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because nothing will make pharmaceutical companies step up to the plate during the NEXT public health crisis quite like being hauled before a Florida grand jury because the state's governor wants to score points with his party's lunatic fringe
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Sat December 10, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Parents confused about medical decisions
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Masks are back, baby
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Fri December 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
6-month-old baby is doing well after having open-heart surgery, despite the efforts from his Covidiot parents. Tag for the parents
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
First item on the agenda for House Republicans: #DEFUNDTHEMILITARY
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Tue December 06, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Measles takes the CDC's efforts to stop it in Ohio personally
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Measles takes the CDC's efforts to stop it in Ohio personally
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Looks like flu season took getting cancelled last year personally
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Just-In-Time" for flu season
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Fri December 02, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a troubling side effect from measles, and it's likely driving other epidemics by resetting immune memory to newborn
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Tue November 29, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Twitter will no longer block COVID-19 misinformation, in move to unblock all the free speech that patriots can choke out around their ventilators
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
To the surprise of absolutely no one, Aaron Rodgers is also a 9/11 Truther too
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
China accelerating vaxing its older citizens against COVID-19 mainly because they won't fight back or protest (as much)
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
China accelerating vaxing its older citizens against COVID-19 mainly because they won't fight back or protest (as much)
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Mon November 28, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you kill someone and can't figure how to dispose of the body, don't ask for advice on Instagram
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Wed November 23, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
WHO announce reissue of Monkeypox as MPOX. Hanson ecstatic
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(Politico)
 
 
 
WHO announce reissue of Monkeypox as MPOX. Hanson ecstatic
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Demonstrating why he is only the 4th best rated frozen water related rapper, Ice Cube admits he turned down a $9 million movie role because he didn't want to get vaccinated
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Mon November 21, 2022
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
According to antivaxxers, RSV-positive children filling up hospitals are just crisis actors promoting Pfizer's vaccines
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Sat November 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxers strike again
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Alex Jones's lawyer suing over big pharma's conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids
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Wed November 16, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
It turns out the Red Wave was nothing but the continued deaths of unvaccinated Republicans. And all because a vain old man didn't want to smear his makeup
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Tue November 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge vacates a Trump immigration policy, allowing asylum seekers access to the border again
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Mon November 14, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Moderna has great news for ~10% of the population five and older
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(Slate)
 
 
 
My kids are revolting. And they don't like Aunt Ruth. Do they have to talk to her at Thanksgiving?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Remember Monkeypox? No, you forgot it. Here's why
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Sat November 12, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
They're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future
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Fri November 11, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Kids in Ohio daycare discover the one simple trick for getting immune to measles without Big Pharma's vaccines
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Thu November 10, 2022
(Stat News)
 
 
 
COVID Winter is Coming: booster take rate is low, test tracking is no longer useful, and antibodies are not effective against the latest Omicron strains
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Sat November 05, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Womp womp
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
OMGWTFBQ
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Wed November 02, 2022
(MPR)
 
 
 
Got your bivalent COVID vaccine yet? Just practice for the quadrivalent modRNA influenza vaccine
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
I have to get the MMR vaccine in order to go back to college
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Tue November 01, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Orange County declares RSV health emergency. And not one claim of being "their new hoax" or Chinese bioweapons labs? Maybe it's too soon
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Mon October 24, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Three doses of hepatitis B vaccine regimen will protect people with HIV. Five is right out
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(DW)
 
 
 
Governments and Gates Foundation pledge billions to finally eradicate polio. Antivaxxers pledge to stop them
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Fri October 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
You are not "fully vaccinated," but you are "fully naive"
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Thu October 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
W₄ E₁ R₁ E₁ F₄ ❏ C₃ K₅ E₁ D₂
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's only a matter of time before "new and improved" pops up in the covid vax wars
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Tue October 18, 2022
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Taco Bell is giving away free food this week. Sadly it's their food, though
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A. Vaccine. For. Cancer. Of course 1/3 of the country will think that the vaccine actually GIVES you cancer
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Mon October 17, 2022
(AOL)
 
 
 
Got long covid at 12 months? You'll probably still have it after 18. Would this be a bad time to remind everyone that a third of all SARS victims remain debilitated by a vast range of maladies over twenty years later?
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Sun October 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween: The most contagious coronavirus variant yet. It evades the antibodies from monoclonal therapies and might render a whole category of COVID treatments ineffective
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Sat October 15, 2022
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer. But there might be a vaccine soon
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Thu October 13, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
The United States does not have a cholera vaccine stockpile. EVERYBODY PANIC
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Tue October 11, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
We're going to need a lot more Polio Vaccine
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
4 out of 10 Americans may be guilty of attempted manslaughter
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The pandemic that's totally over is flaring up in Europe
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Sun October 09, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Sure, by now everyone has heard of COVID. But have you heard about "parallel COVID"? Sadly, you probably will ... and fairly soon
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Oh joy, anti-vaxxers are making policy now
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