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Sat August 08, 2020
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
I'm pretty sure that's Taylor Swift
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Fri August 07, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
At least 6 Republicant operatives tied to Trump working to get Kanye on the ballot
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump-supporting company that owns Motel 6, a chain that illegally sold its guest lists to ICE without a warrant, just bought our DNA
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Show Me state-funded healthcare
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Mon August 03, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1846, the ill-fated Donner party encountered their first delay. And no, sadly it was not due to the Sommelier being unable to suggest a proper pairing for long pork
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Thu July 30, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Welcome to a historic event: the first Fark NBA thread where the number of comments will be greater than the number of fans at the game. Utah Jazz vs New Orleans Pelicans, 6:30pm ET, followed by LA Clippers vs LA Lakers, 9:00pm ET
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Think the Dutch have fun with their tulips? Wait 'til you see what they're now doing with colored carbon fiber
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wisconsin added to Chicago's 14-day quarantine list
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
"Firefighters want to remind motorists not to drive with a burning candle in your car"
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Sat July 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you receive some mysterious unsolicited seeds with Chinese writing on the package, please don't plant them. Considering how 2020's going, they probably cause zombies
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
A Virgin pulling a train to put up to 30k men and women to work
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Profiles in Cowardice
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Fri July 17, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Meeting for idiots gets cancelled because idiots show up
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Thu July 16, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Here is your Oklahoma ballot. Please select your choice for President. Donald Trump, Joe Biden or Yeezy
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
I want my Mormon stimulus check
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Ayanna Pressley to Betsy DeVos: "I wouldn't trust you to care for a house plant let alone my child"
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Sat July 11, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
28 out of 30 major league baseball teams have had a positive COVID-19 test. Jobu unavailable for comment
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Fri July 10, 2020
(News 1130)
 
 
 
Rainbow painted Pride crosswalk in West Vancouver defaced with tire marks by Mustang. The police hope to net the perp, perhaps charge him with "drag" racing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Utah's governor declares state of emergency due to "civil unrest." Say what you want, but when you've got Mormons raising hell, that's an ethos
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Tue July 07, 2020
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
First we ran out of toilet paper and cleaning supplies, now we're running out of coins. "Coins" has to be some sort of euphemism, right?
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Geotab.com)
 
 
 
America's loneliest stretches of open, scenic roads available on interactive map. Come for Maine's Old Canada Road; stay for Alaska's Dalton Highway
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
31 MLB players and 7 staff among 19 of 30 teams test positive for covid-19. Play Ball
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
Eureka man busted for possession of over 10,000 pounds of illegal fireworks. Neighborhood dogs seen nodding in approval
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ohio, Nevada, Arizona, Nebraska, Georgia, Iowa, Utah, Arkansas, Texas
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Thu July 02, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
What's worse than biting into an Apple and finding a quarter of a worm? COVID-19
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japanese pharma company consolidates US facilities into single oncology division. Investors concerned about uncontrolled growth
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
And our next contestant for bad tattoo mugshot of the year is:
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"I felt a little dirty, but I did it"
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Next up on our continuing train wreck called 2020, Utah is afire
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Sun June 28, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Well the NWSL just lost all of its support among Republicans
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Thu June 25, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Utah wants you to take down 'enormous, invasive, delicious' bullfrogs
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Wed June 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not even Megan Rapinoe wants to fark with the virus
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Tue June 23, 2020
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah state epidemiologist warns state may have to shut down in order to contain a surge in COVID-19. Residents not expected to notice a difference
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Mon June 22, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Well at least the babies were not put into cages
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Tue June 16, 2020
(VinePair)
 
 
 
I live in Washington...this doesn't make sense
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Mon June 15, 2020
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Sad, Obvious tags seen not wearing masks
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flooding and debris flows, rockfalls, landslides, soil erosion, rock hazards, surface faulting and earthquake-induced liquefaction. And to think I once really enjoyed Canyonlands
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So much for "ashes and embers." Leaked CDC document shows 36% increase in COVID-19 cases in one week. Fark: The USA had the biggest spike of percentage change in daily cases
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Fri June 12, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC warns U.S. may reimplement strict coronavirus measures "if cases go up dramatically". Good luck with that
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Thu June 11, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
You blew it, America. You were not ready to reopen from the coronavirus
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Tue June 09, 2020
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Weber State soccer player faces grilling after video shows he's more of a soccer hooligan
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Sat June 06, 2020
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Fully-decorated Marine stands for three hours with duct tape over his mouth reading, "I can't breathe." This is how the HERO tag should be used
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Man who aimed bow and arrow at Salt Lake City protesters charged with three felonies, still strong contender for "Worst Legolas cosplay 2020" award
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Mon June 01, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Another collection of videos showing America's police force deescalating tensions at protests around the country
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Sat May 30, 2020
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Two kids, ages 6 and 7, borrow grandmother's car, take it for joy ride. If you're reading this on Fark, you know it went horribly horribly wrong
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Wed May 27, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump has wasted $20 million on lawyers to carry out and execute his political and personal vendettas
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Tue May 26, 2020
(utahpolicy.com)
 
 
 
Trump has just a 3% lead over Biden in Utah. Paging Evan McMullin, please run for President again
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Sun May 24, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Allen West injured in motorcycle accident, batcycle taken in for repairs
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Tue May 19, 2020
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Don't drag a chain behind your vehicle during wildfire season
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Strip club that straddles the Colorado-Wyoming border reopens. "We're on eight-inch heels and obviously a mask sometimes messes with your vision like I need to be able to see where my feet are going. In eight-inch heels it could be deadly"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Food Poisoning Game
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Coronavirus hotspots migrating to the South, Midwest, enjoying the warmer weather and crowds of unprotected people
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Vice)
 
Boobies
 
The Strip Clubs are OPENING oh wait. with social distancing and masks. Who cares? Boobies (may be NSFW) unless you work at home, do not open on a work computer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
6.4-magnitude earthquake rattles Nevada about 225 miles northwest of Las Vegas. Tens of dollars of damages expected
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Thu May 14, 2020
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
You better believe that kid got his Lamborghini. Well, at least a ride in one. Make that two. With famous people
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Utah's police dogs are good puppers, want to make their handlers happy. Unfortunately, this makes them really bad at sniffing drugs
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Who's the last person you want running an AI assisted mass surveillance platform?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Utah -- Stay Safe, Stay Home, Keep Up The Bigamy
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Mon May 11, 2020
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
The moral of the story is, if you're 5 years old and steal your parents' car, you get a free ride in a Lamborghini
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
A sensor on your smartphone may soon able able to tell you whether you have COVID-19 within 60 seconds
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently the Sundance Film Festival in January was the "first petri dish" of coronavirus in the US
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Thu May 07, 2020
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Two Utah businesses that refused to follow COVID-19 protocols have 68 employees test positive. Asinine tag borrows mask from Obvious tag
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
The only immunity in Utah? Businesses can no longer be sued by employees and customers that get exposed to Covid19 on their property
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Mon May 04, 2020
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Man, I don't even know where to begin with this Fark-Ready headline: 5-year-old boy driving his parents' car on the freeway pulled over, tells troopers he was going to California to buy a Lamborghini
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
75-year-old man, with no more farks to give, injured one cop when his 140 mph chase ended by ramming his car into the trooper's car... then he proceeded to injure two other cops in a subsequent fight
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Thu April 30, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kansas court decides voters don't have to prove they're white in order to vote
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Wed April 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Utah residents...YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask, and YOU get a mask. MUAHAHAHAAAAAAA"
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Mon April 27, 2020
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Police searching for three suspects after shooting in Midvale. Huh, and I thought all the schools were closed
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Utah bought 20K hydroxychloroquine pills per the advice of pharmacy lobbyists. Now that the the discouraging data and FDA warning are out, Utah wants its money back
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Thu April 23, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Elk gets the shaft in Colorado
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Why will no one negotiate with me? I only asked if they're willing to take 50% off the price
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Fri April 17, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Behold the Greatest Moments in Slideshow History
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Wed April 15, 2020
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Salt Lake City man saves John Connor from certain death
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Welcome to Utah: Papers please
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