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Thu January 20, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Google decides a little evil is ok
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch on Tuesday unveiled a new logo, favoring an all-gold design that flips the iconic eagle to the right. The brewer described the design as "more premium" and "forward looking." Now if they would make their beer taste "more premium"
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Wed January 19, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man who donated a kidney to his girlfriend's mother learns his now ex was just a kidney digger (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
First, they put ads on websites, and I did not speak out because I had an adblock. Then, they put ads on videos, and I did not speak out because I could click on skip ad. Then
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Tue January 18, 2022
(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
To find out in which category DHL defeated Microsoft to become the world leader, click the link to the left and follow the instructions
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(Upworthy)
 
 
 
If I die young, Bury me in Trix
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Mon January 17, 2022
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
SkyNet will come for the old people first
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Safari cat is watching you (in realtime)
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Sun January 16, 2022
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"This chick looks at me and she goes, 'Um I didn't order the gratuity.' I'm like 'Ma'am, that is my tip.'"
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
If you're gonna solicit funds for a fake teenage cancer patient, please remember, a) leukemia doesn't result in tumors, and b) the phrase 'akute leukemy' is likely to p.o. actual cancer patients
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Sat January 15, 2022
(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
This almost makes it worth getting stranded in Kentucky. Almost
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Thu January 13, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Go home, America, you're drunk
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(Radio Insight)
 
 
 
IHeartMedia is getting involved with NFTs and the metaverse, commits to launching "tokenized communities for its users and creators"
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Wed January 12, 2022
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Congratulations on your outstanding academic achievement. Here's your piglet
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Tue January 11, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
I'm afraid of Americans
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Sat January 08, 2022
(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
The Wall St. Journal goes full Apple fanboy
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
"No web community leaped more exuberantly into redesigning the [St. Francois County] seal than the good weirdos at Fark, where users created an array of updated seals that both capture the spirit of the original while also being, somehow, even worse"
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Thu January 06, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Crib kitten is watching your toddler sleep
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
(In Gene Simmons voice) "Well you know, KISS invented vodak"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It may not clear your stuffy nose, but absolutely no one who's tried it has been attacked by a vampire, so they've got that going for them. Which is nice
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Wed January 05, 2022
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple cancels all 2022 holidays for Australia, the UK, Spain, Germany, Portugal, Sweden, Denmark, and other countries. And so it begins
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(London Free Press)
 
 
 
Traffic is shiat on Lakeshore Road in Plympton-Wyoming Township
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Tue January 04, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Acquired a Lenovo X1 Carbon (legally) that is pw protected. Tried steps one and two in the link but the ps still comes up. How do I wipe it?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ladies, are you "Airpod-Shaped"?
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Local man lives up to online username
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Mon January 03, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Horror stories from the early days of Unix. Yes, subby is in here. Fun fact: link found via email from an old coworker asking "is that you?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rand Paul announces his exit from A) the Senate B) a taxi while attired in a mini skirt and no underpants C) YouTube D) the Earth
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(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
Train station sign grows a big rubber penis, leaves all commuters in stitches. The poor train station employee who had to get it down not so much (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu December 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AGL: Always go lower
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Mon December 27, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: User manual. Fark: For the James Webb Space Telescope
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Beep violates privacy rights, say critics. Officials say they may change it from a beep to a bzzzt, would that be okay?
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Fri December 24, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gettr done with racist speech
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Thu December 23, 2021
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Because Amazon users are the type to put in earbuds upside down, company reluctantly adds its smile logo to aid orientation. Representative suggests it's because customers have big ears and those little earbuds get lost in those big ear canals
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Everyone on Twitter is trying to manipulate each other over whether Lucille Ball would have used the word gaslight. If Nelson Mandela hadn't died in prison in the 1980s he could have brought peace to these warring factions
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(Independent)
 
 
 
What the cluck?
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Wed December 22, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A look back on another year of the internet reflecting its users
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Tue December 21, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
So people that actually WRITE code are sloppy, most software developers are "Ctrl-C" jockeys, and as usual its the users that actually PAY to use these buggy products that suffer? Shocker
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Free speech right-wing social media safe space for snowflakes became woke, booted white nationalist. Seriously, who will be left if they start booting all the white nationalists?
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Mon December 20, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
McDonald's once gave our world the gift of gooblebox technology, which, when pedaled, generates electricity, powering our homes & businesses, improving our daily lives, while safely removing the dangerous waste power to a special disposal fryer
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Sun December 19, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Not News: Person complains there are too many black people in cities Fark: In Freaking World of Warcraft cities
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Sat December 18, 2021
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Private hunting clubs sue PA Game Commission over what they imagine the constitution to be. (With Shoppe worthy pic of wabbit season type sign)
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Fri December 17, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Kickstarter: We're moving everything to blockchain, because reasons. And we're going to explain it to everyone using small words because our users are a bunch of technology-impaired neanderthals
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(Driving (Canada))
 
 
 
Dildo man gets going too quickly, fails to pull out
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Thu December 16, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman's' X-rated road rage outburst leaves viewers in stitches (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Enzo knows what he wants
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Wed December 15, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elon Musk outraged that solar panel users will have to pay a fee for infrastructure that they use
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(Slate)
 
Weeners
 
Grindr Mods are allowing butt pics in user profiles now. Your move, Fark Mods
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Coinbase users think they've struck it rich, forget it's Coinbase software telling them that. I'm beginning to think Coinbase needs to fire the 12 year old devs writing all their software
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Tue December 14, 2021
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Why do so many gorgeous women like Pete Davidson? Let's write an article based on what Reddit users say, they're right about everything and it's easier than actual research
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Mon December 13, 2021
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Trump Social is just a front for fundraising for the NRSC. Best part from the end of the article: "Four Republican senators aren't on the list: Susan Collins (Maine), Ted Cruz (Texas), Dan Sullivan (Alaska), and Thom Tillis (R-N.C.). It's not clear why they weren't included"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Metagram, to long time user Metaverse: Not yours. Spiffy, slightly edging asinine: Yes it is. Our bad
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Travis Scott's hard seltzer, CACTI, discontinued by Anheuser-Busch. In other news: Travis Scott had a hard seltzer named CACTI. In other, other news: Manufactured by Anheuser-Busch. In otherer news: Who thinks "brand fans" will be disappointed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Alibaba employee accuses supervisor of rape, takes her accusations public, and is surprised to see the company's zero tolerance policy in action. ALIBABA: You're fired. FARK: To the accuser
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Sat December 11, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
ICU nurse reveals appalling death bed confessions from patients over the past three years. "The stolen gold bars are located..." *beeeep*
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Thu December 09, 2021
(Inc)
 
 
 
Apple: You have to get approval from our users before tracking their activity. Facebook: Nyah, you can't make me. Apple: Yes I can. Verizon: Can't make ME though
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Wed December 08, 2021
(ThreatPost)
 
 
 
Cybercriminals operate cybercourt to cyberadjudicate cyberdisputes. Cyber
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Elon Musk's Neuralink to begin implanting chips in our brains in 2022. Keanu Reeves unavailable for comment
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Tue December 07, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Instagram desperately tries to pull the horsey back into the flaming barn the day before its CEO rides into Congress
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Twitter's new private media policy is working great... for far-right extremists who are using it to harass anti-fascist groups, researchers, and journalists
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Instagram to nudge user to 'Take a Break' from scrolling. That's so meta
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Fri December 03, 2021
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Antivaxxer tries to game the system. Vaccinator: That arm's fake, I can tell by the pixels. Realistic skin tone though
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Google Maps users stumped over house built in the middle of a Berlin Airport runway, Nazi theories now landing and taking off (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
'Spindly' Trafalgar Square Christmas tree in London which just doesn't have that Rockefeller Center tree look, branded a 'national laughing stock' by onlookers
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A: "Because they are Microsoft"
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Steelers legend Rocky Bleier: "The Steelers suck...How do you give up 82 points in the last two games? Big Ben said after the game that 'It is what it is...We need to play better.' My reaction? No shiat. So why don't you play better?"
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Mon November 29, 2021
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Gimme a large fentanyl pizza with extra meth
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Got a case of the Mondays? Maybe Mike looking as beat as a deadbeat crack user will put a little pep in your step
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Sun November 28, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Spotify parks its Car View feature, tosses the keys down the sewer
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Fri November 26, 2021
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Old man visits high school alma mater, yells at clouds and teenagers: "I'm better than every instrumentalist, artist, no matter what art you do in this school, right now, I'm better than all of you"
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(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
Sorry for your pre-paid Thanksgiving orders not being fulfilled today. The sign outside about us not paying our employees enough should have told ya
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Had a scare today when I thought I'd lost my phone. Found it. Share your lost/stolen phone stories and advice
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
In a perfect world, every Facebook user would have their own personal slapper to keep them in line
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Mon November 22, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Why did Antonio Brown's fake vaccination card story lose steam? Partially because the other Bucs player that the accuser said bought a fake card got his vaccination at the Bucs facility
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two steroid users join a likeable Phillie and Big Time Timmy Jim as first-time candidates for the Hall of Fame as other two other famous steroid users and moronic Phillie are in their last year
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(Unite.ai)
 
 
 
AI finds that Twitch users have rehabilitated the alt-right frog
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
First and business class air passengers furious that the poors can use their toilets
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Wanting to get that coveted Twitter "blue check"? Short answer: you can't, not yours, you aren't famous enough, good day sir, I said GOOD DAY
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Tesla continues to add video game features to its cars, such as the inability to start when servers are down
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Thu November 18, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TSA says I can't take my handle of vodak through security, so you get a shot and you get a shot and you get a shot, everybody gets a shot
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
You steal 46 million dollars worth of cryptocurrency. Do you buy a house? A car? A boat? Or a rare username in the gaming community that allows the FBI to easily track you?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pfft no one will ever figure mine out, it's my username backwards (yuGemoS)
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Winnipeg Sun)
 
 
 
Well of course it didn't
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Walmart employee makes TikTok video documenting aftermath of asking teenagers to stop making TikTok videos in Walmart
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Tue November 16, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bailey the Golden retriever melts the Internets when getting 'overwhelmed with emotion' after seeing stray puppies for first time
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Prepare yourself, Scrooge, for tonight you shall be visited by three Ghosts and an Angry Woman
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Most Twitter users are complete Twats, research shows
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Schrödinger's rickroll
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Wed November 10, 2021
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Social media users could disable algorithms in a new US proposal. Like anyone would want to read an online message board's posts in simple chronological order
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Prince Harry says he warned Twitter's CEO of US Capitol riot and he wasn't even wearing his Nazi costume when he did it
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Data breach exposes 7 million users' personally identifiable info. Or, it is Monday already? Robinhood still sucks
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Mon November 08, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
COP26 eco warrior crawls along a street in Glasgow dressed as a tree, your climate denying argument is invalid
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Sun November 07, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Someone stole an entire truckload of top-of-the-line RTX-series graphics cards somewhere in California. They must really want to play Crysis
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Come for the trouser-less guitarist. Stay for the... what on Earth is that?
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Thu November 04, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Let's check in on preorders of Starlink interne.. Oh my
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(Reddit)
 
 
 
The Manchinian Candidate is confronted by a restless crowd shouting,"we want to live" at his yacht club
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Drug users nostalgic for the good ol' days of heroin
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Marijuana Business Daily)
 
 
 
CA, OR, WA, CO, NV: Sales of legal weed are sluggish this year as users realize that the stuff that street dealers are selling is cheaper and just as suitable for their purposes
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Mon November 01, 2021
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
"It was a horrible time - nobody was playing big shows. But since the early 2000s on, it's been way better. I make a living touring. Whether it's small venues or not, I make a living playing heavy metal all over the world. And yeah, it's great"
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Sun October 31, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's 2021 and not sanitizing user input is just stupid. Isn't that right Amazon New World?
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Sat October 30, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hot Chinese youth trend: Posing in front of a Costco
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Fri October 29, 2021
(Futurism)
 
 
 
AI Reseachers: Once we have impartial AIs making the decisions, everything will be much better. Impartial AI: Hold my beer
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man upset after his boss made fun of him for calling off as his girlfriend didn't wash his socks. Darn it
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman with innocent golden retriever tattoo wonders if internet users should walk away from the internets for awhile if they're seeing an X-rated shape of her inking
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(The Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Men, here's how to get your saluting soldier to stand down so you can pee (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
NFT developers plead with Valve to let them back on Steam: "Games that utilize blockchain technology and web3 token-based technologies like DAOs and NFTs can positively enhance the user experience of games"
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Thu October 28, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Get up close and explore singles in your area now. ONLY TEN BUCKS OR LESS
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
1991: You're an Apple user, but you listen to music on a Sony product. 2021: Same, only different
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Wed October 27, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Didn't we see this like 2-3 years ago?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Latest iOS release allows users to store their COVID vaccination card in the wallet app. Next release will automatically download the status from the injected chip
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Google Maps user finds Baby Yoda Island, other users say this just isn't so. It clearly is Shrek, or Dumbo the elephant ..or even Stitch from Disney's Lilo & Stitch franchise (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
You had me at 'Alice Cooper sock puppet'
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Mon October 25, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Facepage lied? To investors? Unpossible
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Sun October 24, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
On this side of the Pacific, we would call this "the drug tray"
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Sat October 23, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you didn't think bitcoin could jump the shark, think again
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Absolute garbage water least ordered item on McDonald's menu
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Japanese man arrested for fixing the cable
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Proof of sasquatch existing caught on camera, or that werewolves exist ...or some cryptid called dogman exists. All depends on which conspiracy nutter you want to believe (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Chinese opera buff, studying music in Italy, was in attendance at Teatro Regia di Parma when diva on stage discovered she didn't have a male partner during La Traviata encore. So he stepped in and became a national singing hero
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Tue October 19, 2021
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Vatican launches new "click to pray smart eRosary" that claims to tracks user's prayers, but mostly just returns search results for "Fail Gary"
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Dutch soccer fan impresses by carrying 48 beers from the bar into the stand in one trip. With "I'm buying these for my friends, honestly" picture goodness
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Order off the menu at Burger King
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
You can now play Doom via Twitter, meaning the platform finally has a legit reason for existing
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Wait, there are Taco Bell "fans"?
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump supporters baffled and divided over his claim that Republicans won't vote in 2022 or 2024. Headline should have stopped after the first 4 words
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Woman couldn't believe $300 bid for $350 figurine was rejected. Four months later, she's still taunting the seller
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tag is for the group of 50 nonprofits who, following whistleblower testimony, now have Facebook in their crosshairs
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Here's a Baby Shark version of Slipknot's Psychosocial. You're welcome
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Expensive London lunch of 'smashed avocado on toast' gets roasted online after unimpressed diner shares photo. Obviously not a millennial
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Sat October 09, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Famous physicist explains why she learned to stop worrying and LOVE the flat earthers, homeopaths, and users of horse dewormer
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Thu October 07, 2021
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Sometime people leak classified documents to protect human rights. Other times they do it to win an argument on a PC game forum
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Jake Gyllenhaal says filming sex scenes with Jennifer Aniston was "torture" because he couldn't stop getting a boner. Weeners tag seen side-eying obvious tag
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Google Flights will show users carbon emissions in search results. Of course, you gotta watch out for all that extra carbon they tack on for checking luggage, in-flight wifi, ordering booze, etc
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Wed October 06, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facebook, known purveyor of polarization and hostility, now wants to be a voyeur in your love life with Sparked speed dating. It's Not Abuse, It's Sparked™
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay criticized for selling fish and chips for $42 a plate. Who's an idiot sandwich now?
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Facebook whistleblower, the gift that keeps on giving. Secret internal study shows what everyone on the Fark PolTab already knew: Facebook = QAnon
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"Leon Suseran was on his way to work when he was attacked from behind. The vein on his hand punctured, his pain was outmatched by surprise to find out who is being attacked, by a rooster." Difficulty: New York City
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Sun October 03, 2021
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Ransomware gangs are shocked, SHOCKED, that other crooks are stealing their ransoms
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Sat October 02, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
California to pay drug users to stop using their addictive drugs. And believe it or not, positive reinforcement techniques actually work
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
There's drunk, there's falling down drunk, then there's joining up with the search party looking for you drunk
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
In today's unexpected partnerships: Grocery store Giant Eagle is partnering with The Rolling Stones. You'd think the Stones would have gone for Ruby Tuesdays
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let's Encrypt's Root CA has expired, potentially leaving thousands of sites using their certificate chain unusable. Theoretically, nothing should happen, and this will be transparent to user....... +++ CARRIER LOST +++
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
♫ Sometimes it feels like / Astro's watching me ♫
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
New drug made from catalytic converters leaves users exhausted
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
You might have a hoarding problem if you leave a huge mound of rotten tea bags to reach the ceiling in your filthy kitchen. Probably some other issues too
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Daily Post (UK))
 
 
 
This is the scariest dog you'll see today
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Sat September 25, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Everything's haggis if you're brave enough
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Now they're just farking with us. Or high. Or both
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Fri September 24, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan advocates driving over and killing climate change protesters on roadways (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
John Stossel sues Facebook for slapping a tag on his post warning readers that the post was misleading and lacked the proper context. Apparently he's unfamiliar with the legal maxim "the truth is a perfect defense to libel"
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Thu September 23, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Turns out FDA vaccine scientists aren't hiding in the basement with the Democratic pedophiles
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