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Fri May 27, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
They're starting to fight back
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Sun May 22, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
There once was a ferry off Nantucket. The reservations? Someone mucked it. We are stuck in this place, so shut up your damn face, before I drown your ass in a bucket
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Evansville, Indiana's newest tourist attraction is room 150 at the Motel 41
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Lego)
 
 
 
🎵 Starry, starry night / Click the Lego blue and grey 🎵
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Site in Wyoming confirmed to be a 13,000 year mine, possbily the oldest of any type, where ancient humans extracted the color red
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Where's the beef?
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Jack Stands is a good guy. Make sure you get a hold of Jack Stands before you work on your car. Jack Stands just may save your life
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Mon May 16, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Better Call Saul's penultimate episode before the farking stupid mid season break 9:00pm ET on AMC
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man on probation for 6 break-ins accused in ham and bagel shop burglaries, has lox in his future
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Thu May 12, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
200-year-old Michigan-Indiana border dispute might finally be settled. Both sides currently stuck on "No, you take it"
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Wed May 11, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Just like Winnie the Poo, except with tranquilizers
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Tue May 10, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Common obstacles on a golf course: trees, rocks, raw sewage, sand, water,...wait, back up a couple
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Tue May 03, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Hi NJ. In case you haven't been paying attention, and from the looks of the shoppers coming out of the supermarket this morning you haven't, today is the last day for one use shopping bags (while supplies last)
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Mon May 02, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
A survey of 1,300 Americans found that Americans are willing to give up coffee, video games, and social media if they could have free tacos for a year
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Sat April 30, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Muskegon gets in on the stuck freighter trend
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
ATM from bank yanked by wanks
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
First, they were used for pregnancy tests and later they became pets. Now, the African horned frog, one of the worst invasive species on Earth, is eating its way through western Washington
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Thu April 28, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
She may have stolen riding lawnmower, attached cart filled with ill-gotten good, but she really pissed folks off stealing their Crimson Tide yard sign
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Tue April 26, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken parts cover the road?
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
The 20 best punk movies until Machine Gun Kelly stars in "The Green Day Story"
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Sun April 24, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Duck flies off into the sunset
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Fri April 22, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
You can win a year's supply of defective pretzels from Snyder's of Hanover in their factory floor sweeping-stakes
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Sun April 17, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Two perish after collision with steamroller on highway. Authorities are on the lookout for one Wile E. Coyote
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Wed April 13, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The most Michigan story you're gonna see all day
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Tue April 12, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Ow my balls: Hot coffee edition
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Sun April 10, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man who was presumably searching for a cask of Amontillado rescued from behind wall in Boston train station
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Thu April 07, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Former Cape Cod resident pollutes ocean, beach in France in ill advised tribute to Sting
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Translation: No one else wants to pay $20 million for a wideout who can't catch, but Cleveland has already proven to be that foolish
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey gym owner / COVID scofflaw / GOP congressional candidate rounds out his collection of hats with "drunk driver"
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Thu March 24, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Let's not focus on the negative; MOST of the schoolchildren came back from the zoo field trip
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Tue March 22, 2022
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Roth's Froth and Sloth (formerly Chuck's)
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Yeezies not yeeted. Yeesh
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Mon March 14, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Warning: Your gold investment may lose value...especially if thieves make off with 30 lbs of it from your home
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Sat March 12, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
It's 3:30am in Battle Creek, Michigan. What else are you going to do besides light your car on fire, steal a Red Bull and some beer from a convenience store, and go for a walk?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Winger, Quiet Riot, Skid Row and Lita Ford all together for the Dear God Why tour
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Fri March 11, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
3. 3 K-Marts left. Ah ha ha ha ha
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Tue March 01, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken fat cross the road? Because it leaked out of an overturned tanker after it jackknifed
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Thu February 24, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Twins time their arrival to coincide with twosday
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Tue February 22, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Someone is going to get a lot of number 2 jokes in their life
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Mon February 21, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
There once was a crane in Nantucket / Then some YouTuber said, Ah, f*ck it / As he climbed to the top, his butt in a knot / He thought, I hope I don't drop
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Wed February 16, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Man killed in hit and run identified, autopsy planned to determine cause and manner of death. Subby believes it will probably have a lot to do with getting hit by an Acura TSX
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"House robbery" taken a bit too literally
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Sat February 12, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Exasperated parents get nine day vacation
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Thu February 10, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man fatally crushed by robot arm. IT HAS BEGUN
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon man clearly outdoes Florida man. Granted, Josephine County is Oregon's Florida
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Wed February 09, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When designing psychiatric facilities make sure there's nothing sharp metal and stabby in the ceiling
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Tue February 01, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Wait, you can just *walk out* of your murder trial?
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