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headlines found matching 'Urination'
Thu September 10, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Wow my penis really grew overnight, this is awesome. Wait, my penis has teeth
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Wed September 09, 2020
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Open Defecation is a problem in India, its also the name of my Rush cover band
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
County Constable serving warrant goes to the neighbors address in error, tries to serve the neighbor, argues for a bit, stops to pee in the yard to mark his territory then drives across the front lawn. The arrestacrats
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Wed August 19, 2020
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Social distancing and wearing a mask? Great job. Next up: guys will have to sit to pee
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
How are Floridians coping with the need for public bathrooms during the pandemic? As Abraham Lincoln said, "Anything's a urinal if you're brave enough"
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Mon August 17, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hatch Act violation
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Thu August 13, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
English legal standards board criticised for new "urinate into a bottle while maintaining eye contact" element of exams
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
If you are going to screw up you might as well go all in .... it is Ohio after all
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Australian streamer heckled by Jeckle
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Out of nowhere, these big hairy bros started p*ssing on his face, like dogs fighting over a fire hydrant. I'd never seen anything like it.... But I still had a lot to learn about diving and manhood. I was like, Okay, I guess we're doing this"
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Sat July 11, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Feeling bored with your white bread? This French Baker has the recipe for you
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Cities discover just what happens when you cut public toilets by a third but open up outside access. Spoiler: it's not pretty and it does involve human feces and urine
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Thu June 25, 2020
(NYPost)
 
Weeners
 
On today's 2020 apocalypse bingo card - "blood-drinking penis leech" (warning: not safe for lunch)
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
You're in trouble now, mister
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Fri June 12, 2020
(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
"I share a last name with a female urination device. But hey, at least it's not as bad as having a last name like Hitler, Wiener, Butts, Hooker, or Dickman. (Or so I tell myself.)"
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Tue June 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Number one: NYC businesses are reopening. Number two: the ones with public bathrooms have not reopened. Those who have weak bladders are discovering you're in trouble and might as well be on Uranus
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Mon June 08, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
For the last time, guys: Pee-pees are EXIT ONLY
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
2020, not satisfied with only large-scale mayhem, decides to play joke: "...a container of almond milk was being sent away for a urine analysis, according to a police report"
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