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Thu November 26, 2020
(9 News)
 
 
 
Waiting at the gate for your flight to board is a useful time to check email, call family, and post status updates warning your constituents that they shouldn't travel like you're doing
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Fri October 30, 2020
(Western Producer)
 
 
 
Websites promote Canada's barley, wheat crop quality with photos, videos, and updates. Unfortunately, the pictures are all very grainy
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Thu October 22, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CDC updates its guidelines about COVID-19 exposure, and.... remember the old TV show "Gemini Man", where if the agent stayed invisible for longer than 15 minutes over a day... yeah, it's like that, except you catch it, instead of disappearing forever
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Thu October 15, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Dodgers poured it on the Braves in Game 3, and hope to do the same in Game 4 to even up the NLCS. The Braves meanwhile would like to win to be just one game away from the World Series. First pitch for this one is 8:08 PM ET on FOX
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Have the Astros started the first of a miraculous four game win streak? Or will the Rays take care of business in Game 5 of the ALCS to advance to the World Series? The game commences at 5:07 PM ET on TBS
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Wed October 14, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Rays now have the opportunity to sweep the Astros in Game 4 of the ALCS, or will the Astros win and be able to fight another day? Anybody want to do a beer run? First pitch is at 8:40 PM ET on TBS
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Braves have a chance to go up 3-0 in the NLCS against the Dodgers. Will Los Angeles take Game 3 and keep themselves in the series? Tune in at 6:05 PM ET on FS1
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Tue October 13, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With the Rays up 2-0 in the ALCS, they would love to take a commanding 3-0 lead in the series. Can they do it behind Ryan Yarbrough's pitching? Or does Jose Urquidy and the Astros have other ideas? First pitch at 8:40 PM ET on TBS
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The Braves took Game 1 of the NLCS, and are looking to go up 2-0 in their series against the Dodgers. Will Ian Anderson outpitch Clayton Kershaw? Will there be a lot of home runs? Find out at 6:05 PM ET on FS1
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Mon October 12, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Max Fried or Walker Buehler? Atlanta or Los Angeles? It is Game 1 of the NLCS between the Braves and Dodgers and it is happening at 8:08 PM ET on FOX
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After the Rays took Game 1 of the ALCS, can they beat the Astros again to build a nice series lead? Or will the Astros strike back to even the series? Lance McCullers, Jr. or Charlie Morton? The fun begins at 4:07 PM ET on TBS
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Sun October 11, 2020
(Some Cracker Jack)
 
 
 
Live from Petco Park in San Diego, it is Game 1 of the ALCS between the Astros and the Rays. Will Houston take this one? Or will Tampa Bay belt their way to taking the first game of the series? First pitch is at 7:37 PM ET on TBS
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Fri October 09, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Gerrit Cole or Tyler Glasnow? Yankees or Rays? New York or Florida? It is the deciding Game 5 of this ALDS series, and the first pitch is at 7:10 PM ET on TBS
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Wed October 07, 2020
(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
County health director in charge of updating the community on the Covid-19 pandemic has tested positive for Covid-19. The remainder of the updates will be completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute
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Mon October 05, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC demurely decides that, why yes, covid is transmissible through the air. Who could have thunk it?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Rona just got real for the Trump hoaxperson
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Sat October 03, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Remember Daydream VR on Android? It joins Wave, Reader, and Google+ in the Graveyard
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Fri October 02, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Which one of you has maroon socks to go with your green dancing shoes? btw, Until we get teh Awesome tag, this tag will have to do
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Thu October 01, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good morning, Mr. Fluffles. Your mission is to infiltrate the brick house. Should you fail, you and your team will be disameowed. This nipmouse will self-destruct in 10 seconds
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Wed September 30, 2020
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Headline tailor-made for Fark: New Google ChromeOS updates cause 100% CPU usage, could set you on fire
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Tue September 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Joe Biden releases his 2019 tax returns. He made $944,737 and paid $299,346, a 31% rate, or nearly 400x what Trump paid in 2018
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
JP Morgan to pay $920 million fine for its naughty metals trading desk, aka "The Crime Ring"
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Archaeologists have found several artifacts in Cammo. No word on how they saw them
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Wed September 23, 2020
(KGET Bakersfield)
 
 
 
Two police officers shot. This is your Louisville protest thread
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Sotheby's artfully accepts hedge fund manager's minority bid
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Tue September 22, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Comedy Central is heading up Schitt's Creek
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Mon September 21, 2020
(The Stand)
 
 
 
Boeing is laying off all of their flight training pilots, leaving 737 MAX updates to third-party contractors worldwide
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CDC updates website without announcement, now proclaims Covid-19 is a "mostly airborne" virus
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Sun September 20, 2020
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Chicken shiat racist is chicken, shiat, racist
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Fri September 18, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Facebook sued for watching Instagram users through their mobile cameras, denies claim, blames a bug. Rinse, wash, repeat
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Tue September 15, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Apple's product announcements land with a thud thanks to postponed iPhone 12 launch. The usual incremental Watch updates, iPads with the bare minimum of storage, and a bundle of meh services
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Wed September 09, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
He may be dumb, he may be crazy, but it looks like he's going ahead with his 3PM presser on Judicial nominees. Let's tune in and watch the fun
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Beer truck crashes into taco restaurant. Thousands volunteer for the clean-up effort
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Thu September 03, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Nicola Sturgeon updates Scotland on recent Covid-19 spikes in Glasgow (NSFW language)
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Shots exchanged over mask policy at Family Dollar
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Mana burn)
 
 
 
'The Walking Dead' infects 'Magic: The Gathering.' What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes? "Rick Grimes" has two I's. Two I's, Coral
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Mon August 24, 2020
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Zoom suffers systemwide outage, resulting in major inconveniences for businesses, bonus free day for students
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Sat August 22, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple: Updates to your app are disabled until you pay us 30% of your in-app purchases. WordPress: But, we don't have any in-app purchases, our app is completely free. Apple: Well you better add some then
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Fri August 21, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yesterday, the court ruled that Trump's records had to be turned over. Today, the court denied the Trump Administration's request for a stay of that ruling
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Mon August 17, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Boring Kitchener, Ontario gets shook up by an IED
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Wed August 12, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump presser: The beatings will continue
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(Make Use Of)
 
 
 
Plug and Pray is back, baby
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Mon August 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Time traveler stopped outside White House
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
Why are security updates important? A new flaw discovered in half of all smartphones will allow hackers to completely own your device
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Fri August 07, 2020
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Finally there's a game that satisfies our most basic instinct: finding small spiders in your house and using guns, explosives, and just plain ol' fire to kill every last one of them
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
3pm ET - it's the Fark News Livestream! Beirut updates, a number of Covid items that probably fell through the cracks, and is lab-grown bacon vegetarian? Also apparently hungry men prefer big boobs, unclear whether this is a KFC reference or not
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
6pm ET - It's the Fark News Livestream Things got a little weird over the weekend. COVID-19 vaccine updates, Floridians try to give SpaceX an unwanted helping hand, and someone finally went and planted those seeds from China
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Fri July 31, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. consumer spending rises for second straight month in June as people get out and reload on TP, booze, kitchen staples, and refill their gas tanks
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Thu July 30, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
Can't let Obama have all that airtime. Trump abruptly calls press conference/roundtable to discuss plasma. Energy sword and fuel rod cannon notably absent. 3pm ET
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