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Thu January 20, 2022
(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Yutu-2 finds the far side of the moon is stickier, raising hopes of green cheese deposits
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(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
Having defeated its frog enemies small town sells surplus war machine
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Wed January 19, 2022
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
IRS to update its online security to meet 1984 standards
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Bobby Kotick wanted to buy his way out of bad Activision-Blizzard news by taking over the likes of PC Gamer or Kotaku. Now that would have been a problem with ethics in games journalism
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Tue January 18, 2022
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
I said, "F*ck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US airlines warn of impending Covid vaccine flight disruptions
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Mon January 17, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Now that the CDC has updated their mask guidance to recommend n95 masks about one year after the rest of the world did so, NPR has tips where to find them
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
And he did what everyone knew he would do eventually: Trump trashes DeSantis
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Sun January 16, 2022
(University of Arizona)
 
 
 
Hey, you WORDLE players. Check out this game I originally saw posted here on TotalFark approx 10 years ago. Same principle, but multiple players, and you can play for hours. Enjoy. It's free
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Sat January 15, 2022
(Insider)
 
 
 
175 and climbing
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Fri January 14, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ronnie Spector updated her autobiography shortly before her death
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Thu January 13, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Oh boy
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
CarBravo is GM's answer to the likes of Carmax & Carvana. It's launching. As per GM, it's not going to launch for a few more months, just in time for a decline in car prices
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Wed January 12, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Teen says he can control Teslas remotely, also invented cure for acne
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Tue January 11, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tesla's automated driver assist feature to offer chill, average, and NYC Taxi driver profiles
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Mon January 10, 2022
(Empty Wheel)
 
 
 
Trump associate investigation status update
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(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
Oh my $GOD, it's a $MIRAGE, I'm telling ya'll it's $SABOTAGE;
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Ready or Not, choose whether this upcoming Steam game is copaganda and juvenile 4chan/ITG fantasy or a good successor to SWAT/old school Rainbow Six games
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Sat January 08, 2022
(Some Cornish)
 
 
 
Acorns turn into Becorns
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
"No web community leaped more exuberantly into redesigning the [St. Francois County] seal than the good weirdos at Fark, where users created an array of updated seals that both capture the spirit of the original while also being, somehow, even worse"
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Sources say the NFL's most popular antivax narcissist might boycott the Super Bowl should the Packers qualify. Don't the Packers normally boycott the Super Bowl after the NFC championship game anyway?
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Fri January 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2022 and people still don't know how to drive (or not drive) in snow. 75 vehicle pile-up in KY
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Thu January 06, 2022
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
(In Gene Simmons voice) "Well you know, KISS invented vodak"
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
You have exactly one week
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CDC officially updates recommendations for 5G boosters for kids aged 12-15
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Wed January 05, 2022
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple cancels all 2022 holidays for Australia, the UK, Spain, Germany, Portugal, Sweden, Denmark, and other countries. And so it begins
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(London Free Press)
 
 
 
Traffic is shiat on Lakeshore Road in Plympton-Wyoming Township
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Airbnb: I know. Let's combat racism on our platform by not letting our property owners have any idea to whom they're renting their homes
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Tue January 04, 2022
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
"Some of my closest friends are Jews," said the Founder/CEO of a Utah tech firm, right after saying "I believe the Jews are behind [the vaccines]" - UPDATE: He's out like Moses in Egypt
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Must not sleep, one winged clown will eat me
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you are a fan of Washington's NFL franchise, you KNEW the team would manage to fark up the big reveal of the new name either by picking a terrible name, or bungling the rollout. The Washington Admirals came through on both counts
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Fri December 31, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you just updated Firefox on Linux and now fullscreen video performance sucks, you may want to check out if compositing for Webrender is still set for Software mode
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Wed December 29, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Women will be rocking the octopus haircut in 2022. It's The Rachel, but with a modern grungy update, as face-framing strands provide the octopus's 'tentacles'
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Tue December 28, 2021
(Outkick)
 
 
 
FBI has arrested Airline Annie after she attacked maskless man on her flight. Fark: She's a former Playboy model, Raiders cheerleader, and Baywatch actor
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Mon December 27, 2021
(NASA)
 
 
 
You can track the speed and location of the James Webb space telescope as well as its deployment status all updated in real time
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Sun December 26, 2021
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Omicron is transmitted via Vinyl. It's kind of an obscure vector
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Fri December 24, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Everyone's a winner baby
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(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
CES head claims that major exhibitors are pulling out of next month's in-person exhibition due to the chip shortage
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Thu December 23, 2021
(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Dude, you're getting a brick
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Verdict reached in trial of Kim Potter. Will the jury in the above entitled action accidentally discharge the defendant, or reach for the right verdict. Verdict to be read between 2:30-3 p.m. Update: guilty on all counts
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Wed December 22, 2021
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Not news: scammer steals $150K from NFT platform. Fark: before it even opens by spoofing the Discord announcement bot and posting a fraudulent link
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Tue December 21, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Update on Fark's favorite lobster, Leon. Pinchy meanwhile preparing for his hot bath
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
'Deputy Ear Biting Incident' is the name of my Rev. Horton Heat/Insane Clown Posse tribute band
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Mon December 20, 2021
(Android Police)
 
 
 
Google Authenticator hasn't been updated in well over a year, so why are people still using it?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News viewers get very confused and angry when a POTUS tells them the truth
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Sat December 18, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Mom gives birth to Tesla baby, will now be required to pay monthly fee to subscribe to Full Self-Driving Baby (FSDB) post-natal services to keep the child's software updated
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Fri December 17, 2021
(Driving (Canada))
 
 
 
Dildo man gets going too quickly, fails to pull out
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Thu December 16, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Theranos grift updates, continues
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
We heard you like vulnerabilities, so we put a vulnerability in your vulnerability patch
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
No one would be surprised if the Jacksonville Jaguars legal team is checking the "for cause" section of Urban Meyer's contract right about now. UPDATE: He's been fired
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Tue December 14, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
So if you were cursing two large ass update files this morning now you know why
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Mon December 13, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
To remote start your Toyota, please insert 25¢ for the first minute and 10¢ for each additional minute
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Too Fast? Or TMI? Or Both?
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Fri December 10, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UPDATE: Quack "doctor" still wants to be a Senator. Here's a bit more on Dr. Val Arkoosh, the respected Doctor who's also running
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Thu December 09, 2021
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine and Dill - heading down the holiday rabbit hole. Also, an Omicron update and chicken cannons
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Wed December 08, 2021
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Elon Musk's Neuralink to begin implanting chips in our brains in 2022. Keanu Reeves unavailable for comment
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Tue December 07, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Company wants you to pay for software updates when everything has been working. No, not Adobe this time
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Two scoops of permanent replacement workers for Kellogg's striking employees. Two scoops
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Safe driving advocates a little concerned that Tesla made a software update in its cars that allows the driver to play video games on the big touch screen in the middle of the dash
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Mon December 06, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Rep. Devin Nunes (R-ussia) announces retirement, plans to spend more time with his herd [Update: he was just named CEO of Trump's new media venture]
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michael J. Fox shares update on his Parkinson's battle, why he quit acting and aspirations to join professional Jenga circuit
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
If this isn't a warning sign that there will be another low speed car chase with a white Ford Bronco in the next few months, I don't know what is. Better update your dead pools for 2022
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Sat December 04, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
And this is how Alexa started on her journey to become Wintermute
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Fri December 03, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
At last, a good use for a Mac
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Rocket Launch Live)
 
 
 
Watch yet another Starlink launch at 5:57 PM ET assuming SpaceX does not have a weather delay, technical problem, or bankruptcy..UPDATE: Launch delayed until 6:12 PM ET, Dec 2nd
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Idiots still spreading article saying that Omicron is mild, as if anyone knows. Meanwhile, South Africa keeps releasing accurate updates
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Crime may in fact pay if you die before returning the money
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(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
Are you getting hit with an Emotet malware outbreak right now? Turns out you're not. News tag so you don't pull the plug on your datacenter
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
After nearly 16 years in operation, Twitter finally decides it might be a good idea to ban doxxing and revenge porn
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Woman charged for helping her corrections deputy boyfriend smuggle drugs into county jail. Based on her mugshot, it was meth
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Mon November 29, 2021
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The United Nations wants to update 'space law' to prevent 'an arms race in space'. The US, Russia and China all wait for a sternly written letter to ignore
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Gimme a large fentanyl pizza with extra meth
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
How vaccinated New Yorkers enjoyed those sweet moments of not wearing a mask indoors because those days are done
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Sat November 27, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Well, they do call it a drive-thru (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue November 23, 2021
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Whatchoo talkin' bout, Kevin?
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Hey boss, those Webb Space Telescopes ain't expensive, are they?
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
That's my purse I don't know you
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wait, people still use CB radios?
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(THV 11)
 
 
 
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
We believe in and support a community united by shared values of mutual kindness and respect. Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Battlefield 2077
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Thu November 18, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The Seattle Kraken have lost their fifth straight game and seven of eight overall, suggesting that perhaps they should be unleashed
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Wed November 17, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Do you even lift, broser?
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(Winnipeg Sun)
 
 
 
Well of course it didn't
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy sneaks his own cardboard cutout into a gas station. Introducing the "Kyle Scheele Meal"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Coffee and tea are good for you again - update your spreadsheets accordingly
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Tue November 16, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Don't it make my black screen, don't it make my black screen, don't it make my black screen blue
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
DC's mask mandate to end Monday. Batman inconsolable
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my physical media still working
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Not news: "joke" slavery petition results in lawsuit. Fark: by the parents of the kids who started the petition
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Fri November 12, 2021
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
So long and thanks for all the fish. And the prosthetic tail
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Thu November 11, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thursday Night Football takes us to South Florida for the Ravens and the Dolphins. Can Lamar Jackson and Baltimore light up Miami? Or is there a big upset in the works? Purple or aqua? Kickoff is at 8:20 PM ET on FOX/NFL Network
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Wed November 10, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Prosecutors in Kyle Rittenhouse trial rest their case after determining they've done everything they possibly can to ensure he walks free. UPDATE: Kyle Rittenhouse is now on the stand testifying
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
What are you gonna do, ask for a refund?
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Tue November 09, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Given what the judge has said and done so far, Subby was sure this was a Kyle Rittenhouse update
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Sun November 07, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
You can now enjoy Black Friday shopping without dealing with the long lines or money. Just be careful not to get swindled by those raccoons
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ Made up my mind to make a new start / Going to California with an aching in my heart ♫ ♬ Well, Stranger Things have happened
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Is a Succession parody inevitable? Will the new cast and Kyle Mooney get too much screen time? Is Kate McKinnon going to show up? Will Update hit the marks? Kieran Culkin hosts, the terrifying Ed Sheeran is the minstrel guest. SNL, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
The group Save Casa Bonita has vacated their objection to the sale of the venerated restaurant to the creators of South Park
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida judge dismissed lawsuit by six Florida school districts against Florida Governor's ban on mask mandates, quarantining infected students, parents because Florida
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Fri November 05, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ah Cancun, the white sandy beaches, the deep blue water, the gun battles between suspected drug cartels, the food, wait, what?
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Thu November 04, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson has asshole transplant. UPDATE: asshole rejects him
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Let's check in on preorders of Starlink interne.. Oh my
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Disgraced former CEO who proudly flaunts his grotesque wealth on social media brags about eating fast food and rants about the N-word on OANN" is probably not enough of a hint to guess who this is. So, the next hint is: "Cardboard"
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Wed November 03, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Final Destination
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Any Farkers going through with the updated Public Service Loan Forgiveness? Subby has to consolidate his current loan to make it work and something about it seems off
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
From the minds of Clippy comes Microsoft Loop, the next-generation collaborative office software to goose your productivity
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Tue November 02, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Carol Baskin loses legal challenge against Netflix, prepares tiger challenge
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Rust" news update: AD's lawyer says "Not It"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ravens linebacker shot in Cleveland. Now back home safe in Baltimore
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Mon November 01, 2021
(Discover)
 
 
 
Turns out it's not because they're performing Hamlet Act 5 scene 1
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Sun October 31, 2021
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
"When they start jacking, then they're doing a load redistribution." Giggity tag retires to its fainting couch
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Fri October 29, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Limp Bizkit is shockingly self-aware
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Thu October 28, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The Insurance Institute for Highway Safety has updated their "T-boned by a Ford F-150" smash test
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine and Trevor. We've got a cocaine hippo update, Stoney Patch Kids, several explainable videos, spiders, the Dukes of Hooters - and speaking of hooters Christine's costume this year is apparently cleavage
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Wed October 27, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Latest iOS release allows users to store their COVID vaccination card in the wallet app. Next release will automatically download the status from the injected chip
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Mon October 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN currently has live updates on the Alec Baldwin shooting. Seriously
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
PayPal pulls the plug on Pinterest
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Sat October 23, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will What's Up With That Return? Will it be too soon for Weekend Update to make light of the Rust tragedy? Will we get a Ted Lasso parody? Will we get more Bowen and Cecily? Jason Sudeikis hosts, Brandi Carlisle sings, SNL, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The Oculus Go headset has been unsupported since late last year, but in a surprise move, they will unlock all the headsets so they can be used by the community. Why did Facebook do something this cool? Two Words: John Carmack
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Fri October 22, 2021
(CBR)
 
 
 
Superman sales soar on news of his sexuality
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Update: Alec Baldwin's gun loaded with one live round in place of a blank
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Thu October 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
You thought TFG pretending he was still president was pathetic? Wait until you get a load of Jim Banks (R-IN) who is sending out letters to officials pretending he's a ranking member of a committee he's not on
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
After a the latest update, Star Citizen has a roofie problem
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ruby Rose makes some disturbing allegations about a CW executive, font choices
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Tue October 19, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Using cloth masks is SO 2020. Here's why you should switch to surgical
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
In which prophet Robin R. Bullock and his wife, Robin R. Bullock, discuss their attendance of a super secret gathering known as "The Gathering"... at a Trump club, of course
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Why did Donald Trump's website get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Thousands in El Salvador protest against Bukele. No, read that again
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Diablo 2 Resurrected's servers falling over due to "modern player behaviour"
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Sat October 16, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The clock is ticking for America's last AMC dealership. Get your Pacer while you can
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Fri October 15, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Twitch: that massive hack last week? Just a flesh wound, no passwords were compromised
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Skyrim Anniversary Edition will break the only thing that makes the game worth playing
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facebook has banned 1,000 hate groups that were too radical even for Zuckerbot, which for a website that welcomes racist uncles is saying something
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One month after New Mexico State U showed fancy updates to parquet floor in its basketball arena, someone forgot to fix burst steam pipe, and fancy parquet floor is now warped beyond repair, necessitating temporary court for 2021-22
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Look out Denny's waitresses
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Game 4 of the ALDS with the Astros and White Sox is at 2:07 PM ET on FS1. Can the Astros finish the job or will the White Sox force Game 5? The south side of Chicago will be rocking when this game begins. UPDATE: Game postponed until Tuesday
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Someone you've never heard of has been banned from social media sites you barely use. This means something
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dog stops sniffing the laundrie after injuring paw
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Kotaku reviews newly-released Metroid Dread on Switch emulators, doesn't understand the backlash
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If there was a reason to finally get that PS5, an updated San Andreas would do it for Subby, with or without Hot Coffee
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Thu October 07, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Shell Oil warns of a possible $500mil hit from Hurricane Ida, promises to cover it all and then some in the upcoming months
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Jake Gyllenhaal says filming sex scenes with Jennifer Aniston was "torture" because he couldn't stop getting a boner. Weeners tag seen side-eying obvious tag
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Wed October 06, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facebook, known purveyor of polarization and hostility, now wants to be a voyeur in your love life with Sparked speed dating. It's Not Abuse, It's Sparked™
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(WTMJ)
 
 
 
US Marshal shot in Racine WI. Robert Downey Jr wanted in questioning. Tommy Lee Jones inconsolable
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Hackers release source code and pretty much everything else from Twitch.tv, resulting in the endangerment of tens of dollars of content
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Mon October 04, 2021
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's fitting that Venom vs. Carnage came out in theaters this weekend, since we're likely going to see a lot of carnage during the Yellawood 500 from Talladega, live at 2 PM ET on NBC. UPDATE: Rained out until Monday @ 1 PM ET
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Sat October 02, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
We interrupt our nonstop coverage of the blonde social media influencer for this equal opportunity news item: the body of a missing brown woman has been found. We now return to the hunt for pretty "van life" Instagrammer's fiance, in progress
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
There's drunk, there's falling down drunk, then there's joining up with the search party looking for you drunk
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
What is more "metal" than suffering a heart attack mid-concert, and completing the set before getting ten hours of open heart surgery to save your life?
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
♫ Sometimes it feels like / Astro's watching me ♫
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Tue September 28, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security sent an email to the Pentagon during January 6 riot, reporting "no major incidents of illegal activity." Not sure what's worse, that they held that opinion or that they were sending riot updates via email
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Fri September 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
FYI, breaching the Senate as part of a riot is only worth 8 months of prison time. Betty White Update: Despite getting half the recommended amount of jail time, the guy is now trying to undo his felony guilty plea
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Confederate church updates Windows
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