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headlines found matching 'United States men's national soccer team'
Wed January 04, 2023
(ESPN)
 
  
 
 TFW your old soccer teammate tells your boss about your 30-year-old domestic violence allegation because you won't let his son play in the World Cup
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Tue December 20, 2022
(NPR)
 
  
 
 Today: The World Cup is over. What soccer should I watch now? Next month: Hey, I'm watching European leagues, but why are the American players on the bench?
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Wed December 14, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Third dead journalist at the World Cup
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Wed December 07, 2022
(ESPN)
 
  
 
 US Soccer looking to make sure they play uninspiring football and not play their best players for next few years
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Sat December 03, 2022
(ESPN)
 
  
 
 There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures and the Dutch
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(NBC News)
 
  
 
 So what is that magic spray the World Cup soccer players use?
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Wed November 30, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
  
 
 The *real* winners of the US Men's National Team defeating Iran yesterday: The US Women's National Team
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(Slate)
 
  
 
 Not so much heart attacks as wincing and grabbing our groins in sympathy
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(ESPN)
 
  
 
 Can Poland beat Argentina, let Mexico or the Saudis sneak into the round of 16, only to surrender to France? This and so much more... World Cup Group Stage last matches continue with Groups D at 10 AM ET and C at 2 PM
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(ESPN)
 
  
 
 ♫And Iran, Iran so far away.♫
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Tue November 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
  
 
 Christian Pulisic hospitalized with "abdominal injury" suffered while scoring USA's world cup winning goal
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(ESPN)
 
  
 
 "First team we pick is Germany; we've had two world wars with them, and they are really good. Second is Yugoslavia: we're bombing them as we speak. Third is Iran. Oh, wonderful." An oral history of the USMNT's 1998 World Cup fiasco
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 All right Collinson, I know things are tough right now, but we need you to reach deep down inside and pull out the stupidest take you possibly can
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 Iran's national anthem sucks so much that they have to resort to torture to get folks to sing it
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(SFGate)
 
  
 
 Iran takes a brief break from forcibly preventing its soccer players from speaking with foreigners and threatening them with torture, to hose American soccer players down with whataboutism
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Mon November 28, 2022
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 Iran calls for the U.S. to be thrown out of the World Cup
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Fri November 25, 2022
(Fox News)
 
  
 
 Fox News upset about a) US opioid epidemic, b) US poverty levels, c) US soccer coach T-shirt
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