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| Tue July 20, 2021 |
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66% of AZ Democratic primary voters say they would vote out Kyrsten Sinema in 2024 if it meant getting a candidate who would abolish the filibuster
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Montana state senator pulled over for driving 88 mph in a 55 mph zone tried the "but I'm on legislative business" card a month after the session ended. Guess which party
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___________ is the reason Canada has surpassed U.S. on COVID vaccines, Fauci says
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They probably wouldn't have been able to do anything with it, but in case you need the blood to drain from your face today, the insurrectionists came within 100 feet of the backup nuclear football
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Louisiana lawmakers convene for the first veto override session under their nearly 50-year-old state constitution. Not even the Baton Rouge hookers or gators know quite what to do
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GQP: We're already the party that supports anti-intellectualism, racism, white nationalism, grievance politics, misogyny, domestic terrorism, global warming, and rampant conspiracy theories. Why not add tax evasion to our platform, too?
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With RAND PAUL going all RON PAUL can a moderate Democrat beat him?
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The COVID germ / Makes the VP squirm / Deep from the heart of Texas
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Coup coup for insurrection
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Face masks cause heat stroke and cancer, says noted pulmonary oncologist...Mo Brooks
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| Wed July 14, 2021 |
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Mitt Romney: Get a brain, morans
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Joe Manchin is very concerned Congress may shut down all those new Trump coal mines in his state
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Hint: It's because its not really a news channel
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Now that a Democrat is back in The White House, government spending is bad again
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Republican senators from border states like West Virginia, Ohio and North Dakota demand Biden keep Trump's illegal policy allowing border patrol agents to expel migrants without giving them a chance to claim asylum as required by US Law
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Grand Moff Abbott is already ordering police searches of the homes of missing Democratic Senators as an intimidation tactic
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Lipstick cherry all over the lens as she's falling in miles of sharp blue water coming in where she lies. The diving man's coming up for air cause the crowd all love an MSNBC discussion thread at 7PM ET
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Texas Democrats defy arrest threats after fleeing to D.C., Gov. Abbott says they should have gone to Cancun like a proper Texas Republican
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Fox News assures its viewers it asks the hard-hitting questions, but certainly isn't in any position to answer the easy ones, such as "Did Donald Trump lose the election in 2020?"
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Chuck Schumer introducing bill to make pot federally legal, hopefully by 4/20
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You've watched the last four years happen, and them trying to pretend 1/6 never happened and you can STILL ask that question?
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Jen Psaki is a national treasure
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Senate Democrats announce that they've negotiated with themselves and reached a $3.5 TRILLION budget agreement. Up next: Free unicorns for all, interstates made out of licorice, and everyone gets Morgan Fairchild as a girlfriend
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Texas Gov. Evil Ironsides accuses the President of "spreading misinformation". Too bad he's several years too late, and talking to the wrong President
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"Cancun Cruz" tweets about Democratic Texas state legislators leaving the state to block the voter suppression bill. Hilarity ensues
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Larry Klayman now complaining that a Trump-appointed Federal Judge, not of an Obama-appointed judge, presided over Roy Moore's lawsuit against Sasha Barton Cohen. Case was dismissed with prejudice because Moore signed clause allowing deception on show
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So is that Texas anti-voting bill really that bad? (reads through bill) Oh lordy the GOP isn't even disguising their fascism anymore
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Infrastructure Week is finally here
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Biden peppers Turkey with Flakes
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GOP running ads reminding everyone that they're too unAmerican for major league baseball
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| Tue July 13, 2021 |
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Ethics hearing violates ethics law
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Has Joe Manchin always demanded that tax cuts be paid for, or is it only 'free money' when it doesn't benefit the 1%
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I've seen your picture, your name in lights above it. This is your big debut, it's like a dream come true, so won't you smile for the camera? I know they're gonna love the MSNBC Discussion thread, Live at 7pm Eastern
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In what could be a dangerous legal precedent, Capitol rioter found to be not a threat by reason of stupidity
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Live by the Qult, die by the Qult: Oklahoma Senate candidate discovers that Qanons support is fickle
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New York proudly arrives in the 1940's and will now allow Sunday barbering
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GOP support for bipartisan infrastructure deal now going off the road, heading towards a rundown bridge embankment
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Washington Examiner is just bad at journalism
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Something is wrong with us Americans, our optimism is the highest its been in more than 10 years
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Senate candidate handpicked and funded by billionaire Peter Thiel insists that he will be "one of the most independent senators out there"
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| Fri July 09, 2021 |
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Marsha Blackburn (R-TN): Taylor Swift would be the first victim of socialism. Reality: No, it would be Becky
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New FTC head to all staff: STFU and GBTW
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Don't cancel me, bro, begs insurrectionist
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Q-anon was right: Powerful Capitol Hills staffer pleads guilty to child porn charges after a federal investigation in a DC-based pedophile ring. Sure, he's a REPUBLICAN, but, details, details
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It's Executive Order Friday... among voter friendly items on the table: ending noncompete agreements, limiting licensing requirements, and bringing back net neutrality (live 1:30 PM ET)
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"Climate policy isn't about imagining a spectrum from left to right and finding the sweet spot in the middle. It's a zero-sum battle with physics that doesn't give a damn about who's laughing with whom"
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15 states opt out of the lawsuit against Purdue Pharma on this promise: "Sacklers have agreed to give up ownership of the bankrupt drug company" and "will pay out $4.2 billion from their private fortunes in installments spread over the next decade"
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| Thu July 08, 2021 |
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A major fundraising group for GOP women compares Representatives Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) and Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) to carnival barkers. Litigation from angry members of The International Union of Carnival Barkers is pending
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Joe Scarborough scorches JD Vance for licking Trump's boots
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Sometimes watch you walk the street at midnight. Sometimes I can feel you in the air. Looking good, knew you would. All the time I understood. Everybody seems to look your way now. Feeling right it's your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Most Americans actually prefer compromise. Well, except for one certain group ... and you'll never guess what group that is
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Owning a sports franchise is the ultimate status symbol for billionaires. It's also yet another way for them to avoid paying taxes like the rest of us poor bastards
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Democrats announce that they intend to avoid "a circus" as they move forward with the January 6 committee. Their intentions to avoid carnivals, spectacles, hippodromes, dumpster fires, or cluster farks still unclear
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Do Republicans really believe in what they're shoveling? And is it worse if they do or they don't?
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Rep. Kinzinger: The GOP knew 1/6 was going to happen the way it happened. They're gaslighting you. Hold their feet to the fire. We will not let them forget
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Mother claims her first grader has OCD from CRT, starts a GoFundMe for $5,000
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Biden points out McConnell is taking credit for local funding he voted against. Where is the Oh Snap tag, Subby can't find it
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Pennsylvania AG calls out state Republicans for trying to make the whole state Pennsltuckey
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| Tue July 06, 2021 |
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Republican vote suppression laws are bad but election theft laws are worse
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Face painted goblin with horn hat denied pre-trial release. Bonus: lawyer promised judge he'd keep him in a undisclosed "secure location"
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Despite years of Fake News chants, people whose job it is to break news were caught flatfooted. "That day we weren't just observers; we were one of their targets," said Gibson. "A lot of us reporters are having a tough time with that"
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Capitol Police opening field offices in several states to investigate threats to lawmakers. Threats *from* lawmakers still a-ok
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Happy Half Birthday, Capitol Insurrection
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Treason Turtle extols and condemns covid-19 relief in the same sentence
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Trump's senate candidate in Georgia is Herschel Walker. Surprisingly, some in the state GOP aren't thrilled about a candidate who hasn't lived in the state in decades and has a history of mental illness that includes playing Russian roulette
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That "bi-partisan" infrastructure deal in the Senate? Yeah, not so much, to the surprise of absolutely no one with a detectable pulse
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Republicans are debating whether to "crack" cities in redistricting so they can gain more House seats. Oh, who are we kidding, of course they're going to do it
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Rep Adam Kinzinger pinpoints the moment when Republicans capitulated to Trump and it wasn't the ride down the escalator
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Never Trump author turned Senate candidate hands his shriveled balls to Trump
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"I admired Bill Cosby as a child, but now I see him as nothing but a rapist"
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| Fri June 18, 2021 |
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In which Mike Pence, a Conservative Christian, is referred to as "stabbing Trump in the back and taking his coins like Judas," by Conservative Christians. By that same analogy, Trump is equal to Jesus Christ to these people
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There's always that ONE STATE. Lower Dakota noems no decency
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Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground. Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down. Letting the days go by, water flowing underground in your 7pm ET MSNBC discussion thread
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Per CNN: These Cyber Ninjas? Kinda sketchy. Their Legal Department addy on Arizona contract is a UPS Store. Their main addy on contract is vacant. Friend of founder: "He's a lovely person. He's just nuts now"
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Trump? Which Trump? Donald? He was president? When? Are you sure?
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Rep. Andrew Clyde, meanwhile, was "screaming like a banshee" as the mob raided Congress. Clyde was also caught on camera desperately trying to barricade a door to the House gallery
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Florida intellectual weighs in on Critical Race Theory
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Federal laws against pot are on borrowed time, most Americans oppose strict laws and even local police forces disagree with the prohibition of marijuana
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Candace Owens denounces the new Juneteenth holiday, then falls back into The Sunken Place
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| Mon June 14, 2021 |
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FBI warns that Q will start causing trouble, possibly introducing us to the Borg
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Boeing decides it's cool with treason
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The only two senators that really matter in the Democratic Party most likely will get their way on infrastructure
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There are three options in how Biden can deal with Manchin and Sinema. Well, four, but he's not Trump
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Susan Collins is very concerned that .. *checks notes* .. people who drive electric cars don't pay gas tax
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To prepare for the 2022 primaries Moscow Mitch (R) plans to muzzle GOP candidates who keep saying the quiet parts out loud
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Decades after blaming Democrats for keeping poor people on welfare, Ohio GOP introduces a new plan to penalize poor people who try to save money to get ahead so they can get off welfare. When did we move to the upside down world?
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Masks could have stopped the pandemic, but Trump
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I'm looking for an article that best exemplifies that cute little "This Is Fine" graphic. Oh, here we go
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Mitch McConnell is who we thought he was
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Trump warns GOP candidates to fake his endorsement at their peril
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The GOP is preparing to steal an election
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"It wasn't an armed insurrection because everyone stayed within the roped lines," insists Ron Johnson of the January 6 terror attack
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House GOP prays Trump can kick his habit of 2020 grievances. That makes sense, if you believe that his temperament is his single greatest asset
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Yes
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Hey Bernie, it's been five farking years. Get over losing to a woman
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Joe Manchin is overlooking the obvious
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| Fri June 11, 2021 |
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This much is known: For every rational line or forthright statement there are leagues of senseless cacophony, verbal nonsense, and incoherency. That sounds about right for a Fresh Hell Friday MSNBC discussion thread live at 7pm Eastern
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Justice department watchdog to investigate data seizure. A really good boy would have predicted the seizure
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I mean, he was great in the Usual Suspects and as the Collector in Infinity War, but what does he know about the Navy? ;)
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Jan. 2021: "I will murder Congress with this axe handle." May 2021: "Oww, jail bed make back all hurty"
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Congress demands the Fat Man and Little Elf detonate for perjury
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Since 2018, the Wisconsin GOP has shelled out over $8 million fighting lawsuits
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Avid cyclist BoJo gets a gift from Joe
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So what I get out of this is that Fox News host Tammy Bruce finds horses sexy
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General Mark Milley warns China and Russia underreport their military defense spending and if you combine his estimate for both countries, it might turn out to be higher than the military defense spending of the United States. EVERYBODY PANIC
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It's. . . . it's infrastructure week?
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Democrats have tried nothing and they're all out of ideas
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Well yeah, I ran on those things but I didn't mean any of those things I said
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America has its first Muslim federal judge in, like, ever. Seriously, he's the first one in history. How can it possibly have taken this long?
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FINALLY: GOP politician is expelled for aiding insurrectionists
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| Thu June 10, 2021 |
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Democrats, forget trying to push H.R. 1 through. Amend the Electoral Count Act instead
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"Controversial Arizona Election Review" is a funny way to say "blatant election fraud effort". You do you, NPR
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"In West Virginia your word is your honor, he doesn't just shake hands but sits and talks, he's never been afraid to call out power, a man who really places country before party" . . . but then the article digresses into flattery
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Trouble here. Trouble there. People stop just to stare. What's the use of wasting time? Just move on leave 'em all behind. What you gonna say What you gonna do? Oh, you silly thing, ya really gone and done it now. It's your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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"Didn't testify accurately" is a novel way to say "lied to Congress and committed perjury"
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The Washington Post is completely ignoring our made-up Hunter Biden stories therefore they ignore the truth. This is what this person actually believes
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Curtis Sliwa just lost the NYC mayor's race
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The top priority of Attorney General Merrick Garland: A) Investigate Trump's failed insurrection attempt, B) Crack down of the nationwide surge in white nationalism, or C) Find out who leaked the news that billionaires pay almost no taxes
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Mitch McConnell, pictured here watching an animal shelter burn, is a segregationist
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Not news: Republican state rep makes homophobic comment, anger ensues. News: Anger is from fellow Republicans. Fark: 29 out of 30 elected Republicans demand her resignation for comments. Bonus: Also demand resignation of party chair who defended her
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Republicans are out to create the rigged voting system they claim to be victims of
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Fauci: When you attack me, you are attacking science. Yeah, that should shut his critics up
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Extra benefits will be running wild in the street NCAA warns, hoping someone saves them from those devious athletes
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