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| Fri January 13, 2023 |
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Not guilty, on account of this one being especially stupid
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WI GOP moves to bring back conversion therapy
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Meet one of Arizona's brightest new lawmakers: a former stay-at-home mom who, among other things, claims to have spoken to god and who now wishes to 'decertify' the 2022 election that put her into office
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NY GOP Rep says it's Biden's fault Santos lied his way into office. Say he never lied while leading the Baruch volleyball team to state or securing peace with Omicron Persi 8
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GOP divided on impeachment push
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Remember when Trump was impeached twice by the House of Representatives? No, you don't. And no, the lights are NOT dimming. You must be losing your mind, Bella
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Stand Back and Blame Me
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Today's Slatesplanation: No, dumbass, Biden is not coming to take your gas stove. One commissioner on one committee made one offhand comment and everyone, liberals and conservatives alike, went nuts for different reasons
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Republicans want a shutdown
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House Democrats look to lower voting age to 16. House Republicans look to raise voting age to 60
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Virginia dunkin' Youngkin
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US Chamber of Commerce will sue the FTC for daring to say business can't treat their workers like property
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| Thu January 05, 2023 |
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Article neglects to mention the reason why C-SPAN's cameras are giving us intimate dream interpretation chats between AOC and various seditionists is that there is no Speaker in charge to stop it
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For the first time in 234 years, the Senate has a female President Pro Tempore. "It sounds funny, doesn't it? I'm the first? I mean, what happened for so many years?"
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And eight, eight, I forget was eight was for
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In what might be the greatest possible troll of election deniers, Pennsylvania's new Governor appoints Al Schmidt Secretary of State
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Three words: Senator Kid Rock
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Traditionally, the 3rd in succession to POTUS, the president pro tempore of the Senate (now 2nd without House Speaker), would go to the "longest-serving member of the majority party." Which, would have been Feinstein, but, buried lede, she declined
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The year is 3000. The house has just completed its 10,000th vote to reject McCarthy as speaker. The purpose of this tradition has long since been forgotten
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Tucker Carlson explains that he got mid-term election predictions so wrong because his hatred of liberals clouded his judgement
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When representative Lauren Boebert ((R)eally dumb) was asked if she thought the house speaker election was a game show, she suggested she might nominate former President Trump, who has urged all Republicans to support McCarthy. Dumbass tag is for both
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So long and thanks for all the pork
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Finally, "GOP in disarray"
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| Wed January 04, 2023 |
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"Not my circus, not my monkeys"
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John Fetterman sworn in as Pennsylvania's 54th senator, which seems a little unfair when subby's state only gets two senators
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It's Groundhog's Day in the House of Representatives, as Failure Kevin McCarthy loses yet another vote for Speaker and no one knows how to stop this endless doom-loop
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Being supported by your peers is not always a good thing
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McCarthy team looking to adjourn today's vote before a vote because they don't have the votes and need MORE TIME to save their phoney-baloney jobs, gentlemen. *Harrumph harrumph*
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Funnyman Ron DeSantis brings down the House in inauguration speech
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Good news, everybody. Maine's lobstermen have won their lawsuit over environmentalists, which means you'll be able to keep eating your sea cockroaches with butter and it's only gonna cost us all the existence of right whales
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House GOP lives dangerously and with first move of power, removes gun detectors from Capitol, unconcerned about the possibility that in these heated times, during a contentious vote, they just may shoot an aye out
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| Thu December 22, 2022 |
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Just in time for you to be stuck inside with your relatives for days, the Jan 6 committee releases its final report for you all to argue about
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Gas Pedal Gaetz uses lots of words to say he's a Putin stooge
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In a special election to replace a Congressman who died shortly after winning re-election, Richmond VA, once the capital of the Confederacy, is about to send a black woman to Congress, the state's first
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Matt Gaetz and gun-toter Lauren Boebert were allowed to blow past Capitol security before Zelenskyy speech. You'll never believe what happened next /s
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Guess which state GOP party might manage to derail Ronna McDaniel's RNC chair reelection bid?
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Deal reached in Senate on $1.7 trillion omnibus. Someone is not going be happy about it in 3.. 2.. 1
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Turns out Kyrsten Sinema's not all that independent, at least when it comes to having staffers pick up her groceries, fix her home internet, and book her weekly massage
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Emperor Musk: Now, witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL Twitter poll
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| Mon December 19, 2022 |
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In Court, you may plead Guilty, Not Guilty, or "Your Honour, I blame my Criminal Lawyer"
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Jan 6 Committee refers Qeven McQarthy, Gym Jordan, Scott Perry, and Andy Biggs to the House Ethics Committee
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Trump's hold on the GOP is weakening, says nervous outgoing Republican senator for the seventeenth time
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GOP planning January response to treason weasel trial
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Voters: Does this mean uh...the popularity of the party is waning? Republican leader: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no...no, no, not at all. I, I, I just think that the.. uh... Our appeal is becoming more selective
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| Wed November 23, 2022 |
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Qevin McCarthy ( R-edundant ) pledges to do something Congress does every day in session as required by their rules
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FFS, is this a threat to national security, or a godamned insurrection at the Capitol? NO, IT'S BECKY
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Good morning, class. Good morning, class. Class? Class? SHUT UP! Thank you. As you know your regular 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation. I am your substitute MSNBC thread, Sister Mary Elephant
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DoJ: Hey, Mike Pence, now that you've written this nice book and all... why don't you come in for a chat
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Walker, Texas Resident
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Listen, and understand. That GQP is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until Hunter Biden is a thing
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| Mon November 21, 2022 |
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Texas Legislator does his part to Keep Austin Weird, files a bill to cancel both the City of Austin and the Austin City Council; replacing them both with a "District of Austin"
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Paul Ryan: I'm not irrelevant yet. Entire GOP: New fascist phone, who dis?
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Georgia GQP: You can vote on Saturday. Georgia GQP after Dems win Nevada Senate race: Oops, no you can't. We really want you to, but sorry, the law says you can't. Judge: Yes, they can. Georgia GQP: This is an outrage We appeal
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The party of rich snobby old prunes gears up to make sure that only people already swimming in luxury get any kind of financial break
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Newly elected member of the AZ House has said she will refuse to do her job, and will not cast a single vote unless there is an election do-over. State Democrats seen donning purple top hats and saying, "Wait. Stop. Don't. Come back"
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No Kevin, the military is one of those Republican things you DO want to support. Beginner mistake
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