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Sun July 05, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Come join the Sunday Morning Music Club this week as we celebrate the red, the white, and the blue
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Fri July 03, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Communications boss at Boeing to Golightly away after writing sexist article about women in the military. Difficulty: 33 years ago
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Thu July 02, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man, the Confederates haven't had their asses whipped this bad in Richmond since 1865
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The Navy will put their first four Littoral Combat ships out to pasture if Congress lets them, littorally
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
If you know anything about military UFO's, tell congress, because they would really like to know too
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Mystery unmanned craft seen off Florida may be secret spy vessel ...or a new shark species that goes by the name SHARC
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Hoboken to get it's own navy submarine to take aim at NYC
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Aviators on the USS Gerald Ford stumble with their improvised "China's Newest Carrier" bat-patch
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(Jalopnik)
 
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1939's most ambitious Antarctic SUV sank deeply into the snow
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Fri June 26, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hey, since we're on this Navy vessel and the world is on fire, how about we just not head into port? Fark: going on 23 weeks now
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A US Senate committee wants to regulate the Pentagon's UFO information, get to the bottom of why if E.T.s are so smart, why don't they wear masks too
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy upholds the coronavirus firing of Capt. Brett Crozier out of a cannon, broadsides be damned
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in 1983, Sally Ride became the first American woman in space. For this achievement both the United States Navy and Mars Congressional Republic Navy named a ship after her
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
A guide to the different animals found in the average crew zoo aboard a U.S. Navy submarine
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Things that lasted longer than the Confederacy, video game edition. Exhibit 1: Nintendo Wii U
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: Rood to Tata.... Normally one should not be rude to tatas
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos sued again, further complicating her search for those Dalmatian puppies
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Tue June 09, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Chief of Naval Operations Adm. Mike Gilday will be ordering the removal of the confederate battle flag from "all public spaces and work areas aboard Navy installations, ships, aircraft and submarines"
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
1A) Always wipe the booger finger *before* beginning
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
First it was the press, then it was his former administration officials, but now the *Military* has joined the deep state
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
No wonder the Royal Navy is just a shell of its former greatness, 'smashed' sailors need to be airlifted to safety after tide ruins their beach BBQ plans (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
100 years today Joseph Taussig Jr. was born. As a 21 year old ensign he was officer of the deck on USS Nevada when the Japanese attacked
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Wed May 27, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Finding the lowest power possible for a carrier F-35 launch sounds a lot like something Calvin's dad would would come up with
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Russian Air Force takes another swing at the "I'm Not Touching You" high score. With "see if I can have a little fun with him" photo
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Sat May 23, 2020
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy releases video of a ship downing a drone with its frickin' laser beam during the first at-sea test. Pew pew!
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Wed May 20, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Apparently Air Force pilots deployed to Eglin AFB in Florida for a sufficient time period become Florida Man and forget how to fly their $150m aircraft
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Asia Times)
 
 
 
The F-35, procured as a supersonic fighter, will be greatly restricted from flying that fast because they hardly ever need to, it's really just a nicety, and it burns the tail off
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Sat May 16, 2020
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Dumbass nearly takes out Blue Angels getting up close video with his drone
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Oh, not this shiat again
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Thu May 14, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There's always that ONE GUY
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Underwater drones discover a battleship that survived both World Wars, atomic blasts, innumerable game sinkings, and that really dreadful movie
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
China must pay. We'll sue 'em and threaten them and tariff them to death. Don't tread on us. DIFFICULTY: "Over the past decade, in U.S. war games against China, the United States has a nearly perfect record: We have lost almost every single time"
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Tue May 12, 2020
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
500 young Navy recruits have been holed up in a closed indoor waterpark resort. This is not the plot of a wacky comedy that was in heavy rotation on HBO in the 80s
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Mon May 11, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Commercial building on edge of collapse. Officials unsure how long the commercial break will take
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Sun May 10, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Secret X-37B space plane mission to allow drones to stay aloft indefinitely anywhere on the Earth. Yes this is SkyNet
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Tue May 05, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
We tried to warn you that messing around with illegal drugs will get you sick but you didn't listen, Kidd
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Mon May 04, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
For the first time in decades the US Navy sends a fleet into the Barents Sea. Unclear if they are counting on Sup-Ger-A St. Petersburg to complete the maneuver
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Principal .Caught sayof)
 
 
 
"They scrutinized prototypes for a robotic exoskeleton go well with and joined operational briefings, which Mr. Schmidt needed to study extra about as a result of he had lately begun advising the navy on know-how." Alrighty, then
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Thu April 30, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
A group of mariners are suing the US Navy over what they say are overly harsh quarantine orders. Not sure why they're bothering, it's unlikely MLB is going to have a season this year anyway
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The USNS Comfort is now leaving New York harbor today for its home port in Virginia. Goodbye trying to help hospital ship
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Wed April 29, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The Navy says it's expanding the probe into the USS Roosevelt and its captain, but what it's really doing is moving the goalpiers
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Captain's log, Stardate unknown: The Pentagon has declassified three UFO videos taken by US Navy pilots
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Sun April 26, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Captain Crozier's reinstatement is now bogged down with the top brass at the Pentagon. Enjoy your retirement, Captain
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
US Navy: You know, the USS Theodore Roosevelt needs a new skipper. How about that Captain Crozier fellow? He seems bright and capable
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today's mad libs headline: UK submarine commander probed over 'rave barbecue' amid coronavirus lockdown
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Iran promises to 'crush' US forces if their ships are attacked, possibly by writing a mean note just like Sally in third grade. Dammit, Sally, I never got over that
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
USNS Comfort leaving NYC after treating a grand total of 179 patients over 3 weeks. Only thing missing is Trump in a flight suit and a huge-ass MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hope none of America's enemies have robust, healthy naval forces, because we currently don't
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Can you be 'down slightly' if you were at $0 before?
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A brief illustrated history of U.S. Navy "victory markings." You know, those emojis that pilots put on the side of their planes to signify a "kill"
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Fri April 17, 2020
(NWA Homepage)
 
 
 
Navy identifies first victim of its poor decision making on the USS Theodore Roosevelt
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Navy tests the entire crew of the USS Roosevelt and discovers that either the coronavirus test gives out a lot of false positives or there are way, way more asymptomatic cases than previously known
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turns out the former Navy Secretary may have been lying just a wee little bit about how many people the fired carrier captain sent his memo to
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy may do what's right and reinstate hero Capt. Crozier to the command of carrier Roosevelt
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Russian fighter jet flies within 25 feet of U.S. spy plane, takes Polaroid, and requests to buzz tower
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Wed April 15, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Crew of USS Mercy has become a hotspot
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pause a minute to remember a WW2 fighter ace who was "often shot up, but never shot down" and who made it to 100. Bonus: his name practically described his skill
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
China steals Russian carrier technology
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Mon April 13, 2020
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Navy will keep an aircraft carrier at sea so that the crew stays healthy and combat-ready. Hey, a U.S. Navy ship that has been isolated from a pandemic as the world dissolves into chaos sounds like it would make a good TV series
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Coronavirus has the world locked down so China decides now is the time to put an aircraft carrier into disputed waters, and decides might as well take a jab at the U.S. Navy too
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US Navy evacuates over 80% of USS Theodore Roosevelt crew as nearly 600 carrier sailors test positive for coronavirus. I guess Capt. Crozier may have been right after all
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Sat April 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
No one could have ever predicted that the boss of the Navy firing the captain of a ship for trying to save the lives of his crew, then calling the captain stupid and reprimanding the crew for liking him, might cause a minor morale problem
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Fri April 10, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Three of the United States' aircraft carriers now have crew members infected with COVID-19, which means that if you add up all the other nations' currently active aircraft carriers, we're outnumbered 11 to 9. They're gonna invade us, aren't they?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
When Capt. Crozier sent a letter last week warning the Navy brass that Coronavirus was going to run rampant on his ship the USS Roosevelt without help, 3 cases had become 100 in a week, now there are 416 confirmed cases and 1,000 tests still pending
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Thu April 09, 2020
(American Military News)
 
 
 
4th carrier hit with coronavirus. Time to watch Midway
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
243K flight Navy Secretary took to Guam just to go jerk store on the Roosevelt crew in hindsight isn't looking too brilliant, wonder who signed for that debacle
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
French aircraft carrier Charles De Gaulle surrenders to Coronavirus. This is a nice change of pace from the mechanical breakdowns that usually send it back to port early
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
UK launches new super stealthy 320ft nuclear submarine which can detect enemies as far away as NYC. Subby had no idea the Brits still have something against us Yanks (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Navy Sec. Modly's apology to Captain Crozier and the Roosevelt crew came less from a change of heart on his part and more from a direct order from the Secretary of Defense
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
President Trump now says he will personally look into the firing of Captain Crozier for the captain's COVID-19 email. With the president's track record, clearly the situation is now well in hand and this story won't get any stupider or stranger
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Servicemember on USNS Comfort tests positive for COVID 19. Which they almost certainly contracted in Norfolk prior to departure, and brought to NY with them. Nice job everyone
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(Defense News)
 
 
 
Acting Secretary of the Navy Thomas Modly issues sincere "I'm sorry if you were offended" faux-pology as he senses impending Full Support™ of the Commander in Chief
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Audio of the stupid and naive Acting Secretary of the Navy complaining about a CO being too stupid and naive to prevent a leak has now been leaked
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Acting Secretary of the Navy gives speech to the sailors aboard the USS Theodore Roosevelt in which he states that Captain Crozier was stupid for trying to save them from a Democratic hoax
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fired commander of USS Theodore Roosevelt tests positive for COVID-19. In other news: Defense secretary Esper defends decision to have him fired, citing the high standards in this administration: "We hold leaders accountable for their actions"
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Sun April 05, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Capt. Brett Crozier, who was fired for raising the alarm about Covid-19 spreading around his ship, has tested positive for the virus
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Sat April 04, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"On second thought, maybe we were a tad bit hasty in how we dealt with Captain Crozier. Hmm... how can we save a little face here?"
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Fri April 03, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Captain Brett Crosier cheered as he walks the plank from the USS Theodore Roosevelt for the last time (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu April 02, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ask for help to save the crew on your aircraft carrier from COVID-19? You're fired
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Wed April 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
NewsFlash
 
Seamen to be released
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(PBS)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy to the crew of the USS Theodore Roosevelt: we need you to go ahead and stay on that boat
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The few, the proud, the infected
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
That time the US Navy accidentally T-boned one of its own submarines. Fark: one of few times a sub was sunk and all its crew were rescued
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Mon March 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Crowds in NY cannot help themselves from getting an up close look at the USS Comfort
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Sat March 28, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sailors rave that USS Gerald Ford is one tasty carrier
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
US Navy cancels 2020 Fleet Week in New York City because of COVID-19 pandemic. Funny, mass transmission of diseases never stopped it before
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Old & stale: cruise ships harboring coronavirus. New hotness: Carrier USS Theodore Roosevelt harboring coronavirus, 5000+ seamen samples to be tested
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The USS Roosevelt, reporting for duty *cough*
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former Commander of the Special Forces William McRaven with the inspirational message you didn't know you needed today: "Make no mistake about it, we will prevail, because the only thing more contagious than a virus is hope"
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Thu March 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well no, the hospital ships won't be there for a couple weeks. How long can you tread virus?
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Mon March 09, 2020
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
New US Navy robot sub trained to kill without human control. What could possibly go wrong?
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