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Mon April 23, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Search continues for Waffle House shooter, as authorities have no idea where he is but suspect he's not wearing pants
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Model prisoner somehow succeeded in escaping open prison, producing model hunt by 6,600 police
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Fri April 13, 2018
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
If you're an escaped con who has been on the lam for decades and your mother dies, maybe it isn't the brightest idea to include your alias and location in her obituary
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Mon April 09, 2018
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Joy Reid, "What if Trump refuses to be arrested by Federal Marshals?" What if C-A-T spelled dog?
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Wellp, there went that NCAA tourney feel-good story
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Tue April 03, 2018
(AP)
 
 
 
Any engineer can screw up, but how many can be charged with a felony for a bad design?
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Repeat a lie often enough and the DoJ inspector general will take it seriously
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Mon March 19, 2018
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
45-year-old who fled to Mexico with his 16-year-old girlfriend forgets the Mexican police don't like pervs either
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Having solved all problems in America, the feds are suing a garbage company over a $350 neon palm tree full of dead pigeons
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Wed March 07, 2018
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Wait, the FBI paid the Geek Squad to be snitches? That's unpossible I had my computer in there and....hold on, knock at the door
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"That's going to be a hard sell, given what the president's done. He has now declassified an entire national security investigation." -- U.S. District Court Judge Amit Mehta
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Sat February 03, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Due to the memo fiasco, Devin Nunes to step down from Intel Committee and not run for re-election. Just kidding. He's doubling down
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Fri February 02, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
More like Meh-Mo, amiright?
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Tue January 30, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obstruction of justice is a crime, but people engage in it because sometimes, it works, as evidenced by Andrew McCabe's "retirement"
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senator Ron Johnson (R) now thinks that 'Secret Society' text message might have been a joke. Or maybe that is what the society WANTS him to believe?
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
"My name is John Anglin. I escape from Alcatraz in June 1962 with my brother Clarence and Frank Morris. I'm 83 years old and in bad shape. I have cancer. Yes we all made it that night but barely"
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Tue January 23, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Tattoo artists cover up painful brands placed on human trafficking victims, free of charge
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Mon January 08, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Amateur porn star went looking for a hitman to kill her boyfriend. She had the misfortune of picking an FBI agent
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Wed January 03, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rod Rosenstein seen going to meet Paul Ryan in his office. *sniff* Mmm, I smell a Devin burning
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Thu December 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Look, all the GOP wants to do is completely purge the entire federal government of everyone who disagrees with Trump and then make everyone swear loyalty oaths directly to Trump himself. I mean what could possibly go wrong?
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