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Wed August 12, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Georgia gets their very own version of Michele Bachmann. Welcome to being the laughingstock of the nation guys
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
If you call Hitler "Führer," name your real estate company after a term popular among white nationalists, and post pictures on Instagram from your vacation to Hitler's vacation home, perhaps you shouldn't be running for Congress
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(Politico)
 
 
 
When the year began the GOP was gleeful about going on the offensive and taking a number of seats from Democrats. Now, they're dumping their entire $100M "war chest" into saving 8 vulnerable GOP senators, and telling the challengers "lots of luck"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Even Trump admits that his "pre-existing condition" Executive Order is just so much BS: "It's a signal to people ... it's a second platform, pre-existing conditions will be taken care of 100 percent by Republicans and the Republican party"
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Mon August 10, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yeah there's really nothing going on anyway
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
One of the most ingenious uses of bubble wrap you'll ever see
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Mark Levin declares his undying support of COVID-19 safety procedures
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Our best hope for a Democrat senator from Kansas: A Reagan Republican who is fiscally conservative but is pro-choice and supports LGBQT equality
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Let's talk Texas. I don't know much about most of these, but I know that they've changed dramatically since November 2019, and Stephen Danield (sixth) is polling better despite not raising money for shiat. Tag is for whether Texas will go blue
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hopefully no one is counting on another stimulus bill to keep from being homeless, because the White House just scuttled it. Tag is for the Trump White House
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP puts their faith in Blast Hardcheese
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Scott DesJarlais is the embodiment of Republican hypocrisy: a former doctor who runs as a "pro-family, pro-life" Rep, but had affairs with 6 patients and forced his wife and a mistress to get abortions, wins his primary with 75% of the vote
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Days after delivering a presentation on office safety in dealing with Covid-19, Illinois Congressman Rodney Davis, the top Republican on the House Administration Committee, announced he has tested positive for the virus"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So you think you'll be voting this year? That's nice. Better be making other plans instead
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Wed August 05, 2020
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
"Now this scenario relies on Mitch McConnell putting away the Dracula cape and evolving back into the dealmaking legislator he has been in the past.". Subby wants some of whatever you've been smoking. Also a match
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Is that even legal?"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Kansas Kobach Kancelled
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Tue August 04, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Since he can't get his citizenship question on the census, Trump just orders the census shut down early. Surely it's not a problem, I mean we only have 40% of the households left to count
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman voices new ad to help save endangered restaurants, in move that hopes to save American jobs and preserve the ability for all people to get titty sprinkles on demand
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even if he loses today's GOP Senate Primary, Kris Kobach, and his enablers, including President Trump, may well have paved the way for Kansas to elect its first Democratic Senator since 1932
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obvious: The latest "horse race" poll shows a massive gap between Democrats and Republicans on the "Who do you trust more?" question. We're screwed: Not Between Trump and Biden, but between Trump and Fauci/the CDC
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
USA, USA USA, 25% of respondents believe the US is doing a much better job than other countries in its Covid response
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(Politico)
 
 
 
*when
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It might even be higher, but the answers from the people on ventilators are tricky to decipher
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Barr officially assumes the position of Trump's "fixer," which considering all the things Trump breaks, is probably job security until the heat death of the universe
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican Congressmen are already jockeying to see who will get to sit on the Throne of Ashes after Trump goes down in flames this fall
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida State House Rep. Randy Fine (R-ona) admitted to hospital over COVID-19 diagnosis
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Tennessee Republicans gather for a packed Lincoln Day dinner and of course everyone was social distancing and wearing masks, right? Right?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump video trolls are so clever, they basically made the same fake Pelosi is drunk video one more time. This is why conservative comedy and drama doesn't exist
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans think Democrats maneuvered Kris Kobach into being the GOP nominee for Kansas's Senate seat
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well here's the stupidest thing you will read all day
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Azirona Rep: Raúl Grijalva tests positive for COVID-19 after he attended a hearing of the House Natural Resources Committee on Tuesday with infected Louie Gohmert of Texas
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN): "War is not a game. Video games should not be recruitment tools for the military"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
For the people that actually WORK on Capitol Hill, Rep Gohmert's positive coronavirus test was a breaking point, and they are speaking out about an environment where mostly GOP members refuse to wear masks, berate staffers that do, and don't allow working from home
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump's mouth is writing checks the GOP doesn't want the poors to cash....again
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
As the two parties have sorted themselves into a rural party and an urban party, the fact that the Senate is effectively gerrymandered in favor of the rural party is starting to become a major problem
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gohmert thinks WEARING a mask gave him Coronavirus
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After years of understanding nothing, Gohmert finally gets it
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Then the fascists came for Facebook and I said nothing because Facebook spreads fascism
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican Senators complain about Republican Senate bill
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It seems 2020 has been a brutal year so far for Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell ...and it keeps getting even worse
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Trump toadies already setting up scapegoats for a November loss so the guy who cannot be blamed doesn't get his fees fees hurt
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(CNN)
 
 
 
House Democrats prepared to give up the $600 federal unemployment enhancement, conceding that it serves as a disincentive to go back to work
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: Democrats ahead in campaign cash. News: Republicans warned about this in 2019. Fark: In Texas
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump is as morally bankrupt as he is financially
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
John Lewis is the first Black lawmaker to lie in state in the Capitol Rotunda, be ignored by an orange clown. Both are considered honors of the highest degree
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(Salon)
 
 
 
A tiny violin concerto goes out to House Republicans rebuffed by Jared Kushner for all that cash that Trumpensteins donated.to the RNC
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Yoho goes loco, doubles down on his AOC bashing. Hey, YOLO, Yoho
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Fri July 24, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
When it comes to eviction, landlords are being encouraged to think creatively 'CAUSE THERE'S NOBODY ELSE MOVING IN
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donnie doesn't speak for the 'Silent Majority.' Unless they're serial adulterers who raw dog porn stars, and if that's the case they all be quiet because they'd all be getting some
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
What apology?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP support for GOP pandemic aid bill collapses leaving GOP with no bill, no clue
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
And deep in his lair, the Undying One's phylactery hums with power as it sense an attack on its master's spawn, and roused, he opens one eye and begins to wake from his deathless sleep
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(Coastal Review Online)
 
 
 
The North Carolina Department of Environmental Quality to hold GenX Information Meeting on "forever" chemicals. Apparently Boomers uninterested, Millennials already have the answers
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
AOC versus Yoho, round two
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Political pundits are picking on the colorful wigs of the US Senate's first (openly) bisexual member, Kyrsten Sinema (D-lightful), because of course there's no one else with ridiculous hair in Washington DC
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Rep. AOC is about to break her foot off in the ass of a racist, sexist Florida Republican live on the house Floor. Ginger, get the popcorn
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Munchkin: "This bailout will not be used to bail out mismanaged states." In related news, Steve made most of his money from the last bailout in 2008
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House votes to remove Confederate statues from Capitol. One hundred and thirteen members of the party of Lincoln vote to keep the statues
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Democrats were also going to impeach Trump for obstructing Mueller, paying off porn stars, illegally diverting money to the wall, and profiting personally from his office, but chickened out. Bonus: Pelosi personally vetoed the obstruction charge
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Wed July 22, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Purge: Trumpublican or GTFO
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(NPR)
 
 
 
President Trump has a message for suburban voters: Conform or be cast out
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Tue July 21, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Ever see a donkey in jean shorts? You know the state
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Mon July 20, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Georgia Democratic Party receives 131 applications to fill ballot spot left by death of John Lewis. Jim Nasium, I P Freely, Anna Conda, unavailable for comment
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(WSFA)
 
 
 
In light of John Lewis' death, we should rename the bridge where he spilled his share of blood on Bloody Sunday. Especially since, y'know, the guy who it's named after was a Klan Grand Wizard and Confederate general
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With the SS Clownship in serious danger of sinking, GOP lifeboats are mooring on Turtle Island
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The GOP's hateful belief that Americans are lazy is preventing more Coronavirus relief
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Since when has this administration ever cared about something so plebeian as a "conflict of interest"
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Cook Political Report)
 
 
 
Cook Political Report changes predictions for 20 House seats from leaning republican to leaning Democratic. Countdown until 20 republican campaigns switch from "rah rah Donald Trump" to "vote for us or the blue wave will kill us all"
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
It turns out that Trump has pumped up his approval rating among Republicans by causing all the sane ones to flee the party since January
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi (D) compares Trump to "a man who refuses to ask for directions" on Covid-19. That is of course not true. Trump is more like a man who sends somebody who asked for directions down the wrong way just to avoid admitting he has no clue
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(Lafayette Advertiser)
 
 
 
Tuesday, news breaks that Louisiana AG tests positive for COVID. Today AG offers opinions on statewide mask mandate, closing businesses, best techniques to lick doorknobs
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Wed July 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The people who stood by: The GOP senators who are enabling historic corruption in the Trump White House
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Mon July 13, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Will Joe Biden tap that Bass?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Adapt immediately or find a new job" The new fundraising motto for Republican Senate candidates as the party faces a massive fundraising emergency
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Larry Hogan (R) suggests GOP should become "bigger tent party". Subby not sure if he is just talking generally about fitting all the crazy in, or if he thinks about another extension to the far-right corner
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Sun July 12, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Sorry, no"
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
So... what is the relationship between Ann Coulter and Kris Kobach? Because that seems to be the nidus of her new-found hatred of McConnell. Curious minds and all that
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
"McConnell's establishment attack dogs" are trying to prevent a white nationalist from being elected. No, not that one
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Fri July 10, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
That's because they're idiots, you see
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Schadenfreude: Mississippi Edition
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(Survey USA)
 
 
 
Screw the 2020 presidential election, Trump's a goner: Who's up for the first 2024 Republican primary poll?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Dan Crenshaw, who spent weeks crying big man tears out of his one eye after some mean liberal called the enemy soldier who attacked him "brave," wants you to know that attacks on Tammy Duckworth are just fine because she wants to destroy America
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi goes all in with poker face against the White House concerning the next stimulus relief package: A trillion dollars for Phase 4? That's just the ante, pal
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Thu July 09, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
After the Senate failed to do their duty, it's up to SCOTUS to determine if Donald Trump (who recently appointed 2 of the 9 justifies) has "total immunity" while in office
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore, lawyer show up drunk to represent DUI suspect in the middle of a forgotten spot
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats hope that the once-every 20 years occurrence of the census coming in a presidential election year, combined with once-in-a-lifetime occurrence of an incumbent president being this weak, might let them undo a decade of GOP gerrymandering
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(MSN)
 
Video
 
Congress-critter Thomas Massie (KY-R): Mask laws violate the Constitution. Video with creepy music
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Mon July 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Today, the House will vote on removing symbols of hate, failure, and participation from the Capitol
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Sun July 05, 2020
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
New Hampshire better enjoy those declining coronavirus infections while it can. Superspreader event now scheduled for Saturday
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Fri July 03, 2020
(MissouriNet)
 
 
 
Trump lapdog Josh Hawley (R-ussia) says he doesn't believe there were bounties on American troops
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Imagine the 82nd Airborne Division and the 3rd Infantry Regiment using bayonets on U.S. citizens in Washington, D.C. and you've arrived at our new reality
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
America is moving further and further from reality as we go from Tea Party Republicans to Qanon Republicans who get their truth from the kids at 4chan
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(MSN)
 
 
 
...pation
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Tue June 30, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thisisfine.jpg: Senate strips provision from intelligence bill requiring campaigns to report foreign election help
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The GOP is truly no better than a group of petulant children
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Mon June 29, 2020
(National Review)
 
 
 
What would Frederick Douglass do about D.C. Statehood? He'd probably agree that capital's residents should become residents of a new Maryland county named after himself
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Wounded combat veteran and military hero Tammy Duckworth demands an investigation into Bountygate
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Have Republicans ever been on the right side of history?
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Grifters gonna grift
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Fri June 26, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Choose Your Fighter: Florida Face Mask Edition. Dr. Neal Dunn (R-ecalcitrant) vs. Lil Marco Rubio (R-epellent)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
House vote today would make D.C. the 51st state. Senate republicans and Trump say NO
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Woman investigates David Duke and finds out he's a Nazi KKK motherfarker. Then finds out that the entire Republican party are a bunch of racists. Next thing you'll tell me is that Trump's a criminal - which you did back in 2015, over and over again
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ammon Bundy plans to take over the Idaho House tonight, declare a "special session" and reverse actions to contain coronavirus. And elected Republicans plan to assist
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I have supplies to make 100 masks and the ability to drive to Trump's Phoenix rally tomorrow. What's my play here?
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Log Cabin Republicans in 2016: We don't endorse Trump and the 2016 GOP platform is the most anti-LGBTQ platform in its history. In 2020: Trump's cool and Biden's a tool
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NRA loving Jesus worshiping uber-Christian Republican mayor of Virginia Beach outed for having an affair with twenty-year-old assistant. Bonus: On Twitter, by his wife
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Fri June 19, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So Matt Gaetz' "non-white 'son'" is more like the kid brother of a former girlfriend who moved in with him as a package deal with the GF and Gaetz has never actually adopted him
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Jennifer McClellan launches gubernatorial bid in Virginia, aiming to become the first black woman elected governor in American history
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Chris Hayes calls out John Bolton for being a morally bankrupt treason profiteer
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi again tries to reach across the aisle to the Trumpy no-mask holdouts, moves to require mask-wearing during committee hearings
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Its time to talk about defunding Congress
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Scientists: Yeah, it's probably a good idea to continue staying at home for awhile and got out sparingly; you might get sick. Trump: Here's four grand in tax credits for every American to do exactly the opposite of that
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Leave it to Gym Jordan to be the mask holdout in the House
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
You Gov Survey: Who is America's greatest president EVER? Some of the results will surprise you
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DC statehood? Marvel at the possibility. It's a dark horse, but a valiant attempt by the House. Once it reaches the Senate, it will go BOOM
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois Republicans sue the state's Democratic governor over his "10 person crowd" ruling despite the fact that Republicans can't draw a crowd larger than 4 people
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Rep Illhan Omar has announced her father has died from the Coronavirus. No joke, no snark, just a reminder that the virus is STILL out there, still killing people, and that you farkers need to stay safe, wear a mask and keep washing your hands
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bio-terrorist tries to take out Congress
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Some of those small business PPP loans went to members of Congress, and it's unknown how they spent the money
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Mon June 15, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Looks like Denver Riggleman's going to have a lot more time to spend with his erotic Bigfoot fanfic
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(AP News)
 
 
 
GOP candidates must now balance the pros, cons, and faceplanting of running with Donnie
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Republican who beat the incumbent in the GOP primary for the VA-05 district may be ineligible for appearing on the November Ballot. LAW AND ORDER ♩♩
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
A whopping 88% of people think America is f*cked up under Trump
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Fri June 12, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
We're headed towards another shutdown. Difficulty: not COVID
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Thu June 11, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Only one Senator votes against renaming Confederate military bases
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Congress would like the HUD IG to explain why HUD officials illegally told banks to deny FHFA home loans to DACA recipients and more importantly why the agency lied through their teeth and told Congress and the Public no such change had occurred
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell winces at new "Chokehold Mitch" moniker, recalling failed MMA aspirations
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney, a man who has to tell the truth because of his religious beliefs says Donald Trump will win reelection in 2020
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Tue June 09, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The RNC warned its candidates to never use McLaughlin as a polling firm because they are serially and hilariously incorrect about everything. Fark: In 2014
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Russia urges the U.S. to 'observe democratic standards' and respect Americans' right to protest
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Washington Monthly)
 
 
 
History will not be kind to Republican senators
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ukrainian prosecutors clear Hunter Biden after an investigation, which just proves that they're in on the conspiracy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Grassley blocks Trump judicial nominees over IG firings. Grassley to reverse course and genuflect to Dear Leader in 3...2...1
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
A leftist and a libertarian walk into congress
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Shockingly, AOC endorses the challenger in NY-16's Democratic primary - rather than the incumbent who was caught on a hot mic saying "I only care because I have a primary" after asking for a speaking slot at an anti-police brutality rally
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(San Antonio Current)
 
 
 
Old and busted: GOP officials claiming Coronavirus is a hoax designed to make Trump look bad. New hotness: GOP officials claiming George Floyd's killing is a hoax designed to make Trump look bad
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP Senators opposed to extending unemployment benefits, but worry that canceling them will sink their Senate Majority. Then there's Rand Paul (R-KYJelly): a "terrible idea [that] never should have passed in the first place"
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Now that the King has been dethroned, Iowa democrats' next challenge will be to De-Feenstra-te the state as well
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In Dec of 1944 with France firmly in Allied hands, the Germans launched a final, desperate, counter-offensive that, while it had some initial successes, ended up sealing their fate as it depleted their resources. Why do I bring this up? Oh no reason
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hey Steve, can you check the shocks while you're down there?
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The Intellectualist)
 
 
 
Guess what farking insane thing 22% of Americans believe
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Trump and his Republican enablers must be removed this November," urges noted Liberal muckraker George Will
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Mon June 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo (Mike Pompeo) Mike Pompeo (Mike Pompeo) Mike Pompeo will not run. Magnifico-o-o-o-o
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Sat May 30, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
GOP asking "What's the matter with Kansas?'
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania representative goes on farking tirade after Republican legislator tests positive, hides diagnosis, and keeps working (NSFW language in video)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Terrible. No, wait. I might be remembering that joke wrong
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Pelosi is done with the GOP's sham stunt opposing proxy voting
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Even the Republicans are going after Rep. Steve King in Iowa. THAT'S how big a racist a-hole POS he is
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Twitter CEO to Trump: We will keep pointing out your factual inaccuracies
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump will kick thousands of Chinese students out of the country because he thinks they're spies
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Wed May 27, 2020
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Prepare your fainting couches: GOP lawmaker who shook hands and hugged attendees at an "Open It All Up" rally has the Coronavirus
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(Axios)
 
 
 
House Republicans to sue House Speaker Nancy Pelosi in an effort to block chamber's new proxy voting system amid the coronavirus pandemic, also Democrats owning them
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Man, when even the Washington Examiner is telling you to put the Twitter down, you really did f*ck up, Donnie
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Louisiana: Praise God and pass the ammo
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican candidate seeking to challenge AOC drops out of congressional primary race. "Whatever Scherie is doing is a smokescreen for her own shortcomings. If she had a competent campaign we wouldn't be having this conversation"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Actual headline brought to you by the letters FFS: Trump spends Memorial Day weekend golfing and insulting female politicians
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
There's a bipartisan call for Trump to stop pushing the nonsense about Joe Scarborough murdering someone
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Congress gets highest job approval rating in over a decade. Fark: 31%
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans pull support from California House candidate for acting like, well, a Republican
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Not only am I not dropping out, but I'm gonna win.And no one's going to intimidate me into thinking that that's the right course for our party, for our state, for our country. I'm working hard to win my seat and keep the Senate in Republican hands"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obvious: On a party-line vote, the Senate Foreign Relations Cmte votes to advance Trump's nominee to head the U.S. Agency for Global Media. Fark: The nominee is currently under a criminal investigation for non-profit fraud by the DC AG's office
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Troll level: god-like
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
House Dems: Republicans will rue the day for backing Trump's defiance of congressional oversight...payback will be a biatch
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Wed May 20, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
New Mexico county commissioner and "Cowboys for Trump" leader says "The only good Democrat is a dead Democrat," followed by, "Oh wait, people recorded me saying that? Well, what I meant was something completely different, honest and for sure"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ain't nuthin' gonna happen
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump has repeatedly called mail voting full of fraud, but cast his own absentee ballot using assistance that would be illegal in some states
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
An elusive WH Press Secretary appears (supposed start time 3PM EST)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump now skeptical of extending unemployment benefits enacted in response to pandemic. Something about harking back to the good old days of watching the poors starve
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Chris Cuomo has some sage, stern advice for Democrats
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Martha McSally is starting to taste the sweet stink of defeat for a second time
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver takes on Dick Burr's off-loading of $1.7 million in stock after a secret Senate meeting about market impacts due to a pandemic; "The only way that could have been shadier is if Burr bought shares in the actual Coronavirus"
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Sun May 17, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pompeo feels the short-fingered shove on his back and lands under a very bloody bus
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Sat May 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hello, 2020? Finish him
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Is that yea or nay? Will the gentleman from Kentucky please unmute? It's the microphone button. No, not on your keyboard, on the screen. No, click with your mouse"
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Thu May 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why are we not demanding Trump's resignation? Seriously, why?
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(National Journal)
 
 
 
It's not just you and you have not just stepped out of Obama's time machine, it is 2008 all over again. The Democrats are coming to power again
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Richard Burr steps down as chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee to spend more time with his lawyer and his insider trading profits
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Steve King: I will get back on the House committees I was kicked out of after House Minority Leader McCarthy pleads my case to the Steering Committee. Actual Republican Steering Committee member: I call bullshiat
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Of course Republicans will pass another stimulus bill (but they have to act like Republicans first)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Liz Cheney just jumped into the Fauci debate. And defended him. Fauci, she defended Fauci
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
First Son-in-law unable to commit to democracy at this time
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Could this be true from the 'conservative' Supreme Court? It appears likely they are going to reject Trump's immunity claim that he is immune from criminal investigation while in office
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Tue May 12, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
House Dems set vote for Friday on $3T wishlist coronavirus relief bill. Sure to go nowhere in the GOP-led Senate, but one can wish
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Mon May 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Most of President Trump's tweets about to get asterisked as fake news
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Michigan considers banning guns in the state capitol after armed protests. in other news, it's legal to bring a gun to the Michigan state capitol
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
That's a 45-stroke penalty
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The 1789 statute that could force Mnuchin to hand over Trump's tax returns, and destroys the DOJ OLC opinion that says that agencies don't have to report to Congress if, you know, laws still mattered, which all recent evidence suggests they do not
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans disapprove of Coronavirus protests, have strong feelings against peeing into the wind, tugging on Superman's cape
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(Politico)
 
 
 
For all the shouting Meal Team Six is doing about reopening gyms, fitness centers, and buffets, it only seems that they care about the last
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Minn Post)
 
 
 
How can you tell if a legislator is a Republican? You can see when their lips are moving
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Wife-like typing detected?
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans have apparently decided that pretending that Trump's Coronavirus response HASN'T been an unmitigated disaster is their best hope for retaining a Senate majority...Good luck with THAT, fellas
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Ken Buck (R-CO): "What I was asking Eli to do was not to commit fraud, I was asking Eli if he understood the decision and if he was willing to follow the request of the Republican central committee." On a request to knowingly sign a false affidavit
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Wed May 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump uses his Veto Crayon to satisfy his urge to bomb Iran
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sentient garbage heap Greg Gutfeld blames the pandemic on Adam Schiff and impeachment
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Tue May 05, 2020
(CityBeat)
 
 
 
Drag queens and married gays apparently are a substantial voting block in Ohio
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"D.C. will never be a state, you mean District of Columbia, a state? Why? So we can have two more Democratic senators and five{ ? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯} more congressmen? No thank you. That'll never happen."-The President of the US, ladies and gentlemen
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In his latest legal troubles, Trump leans awkwardly forward alone
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Poll: most Americans disbelieve officially reported coronavirus death counts. Difficulty: Republicans think fewer people have died than officially reported
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Kelly Sell-Off Loeffler polls at -40%, spends millions to try and salvage her gravy train
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Never a good way to start a sentence, Mr. State Representative: "Judging by the position of the female vagina..."
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Republicans don't just want you dead
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Parks & Rec reunion was a thing of pure joy [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Thu April 30, 2020
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Sheriff fires Deputy because she is a lesbian. She runs for sheriff's job. Meet the new sheriff. UltraFark: Landslide win
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(Politico)
 
 
 
McConnell's dilemma: Sure his caucus is made up almost exclusively of elderly white men who are sitting ducks for Coronavirus, but he's only got so much time left to ram through lifetime judicial appointments to pack the courts for a generation
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Amy McGrath (D) is giving Moscow Mitch (R) a run for his kickbacks and bribe money, might actually have a shot at this
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(Politico)
 
 
 
On second thought, let's not go to Washington. It is a silly place
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi tells Trump to go back to Tweeting and let the adults work
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The important figure here is that 2% of Americans polled support injecting disinfectant into a person's veins
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jeff Flake admits he doesn't know any actual Republicans
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Republicans need to tell Trump to focus on the sick and dying people, not his sick and dying approval rating, says some guy who has apparently not been paying attention for the last 40 months even though that is his one job
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
At some point, it's going to become news when this White House manages to hire someone who hasn't deleted racist tweets
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The House is ready to pass nearly $500bil more in coronavirus relief, none of which will get to you or anyone you know
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Republicans in the House catch the Dotard Coronavirus, refuse to wear masks because it would make their lord and god seem stupid
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Bankers tells the Associated Press to wake the f*ck up, asks them to guess how long the new PPP replenishment tranche will last? Lights up cigars in back room laughing
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Donna Shalala admits she made a mistake by failing to report stock sales she made after being elected to the House. "I knew what the law was. I missed the deadlines. And I have to take responsibility, personal responsibility for doing that
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans who blasted Pelosi for not passing bills plan to vote against resolution that would allow her to pass bills
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona (R)eprobate lists her UPS mailbox as her actual residence, might get bounced off the ballot
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Tue April 21, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Phyllis "John Birch" Schlafly
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Professor Romero finds that "our Constitution is no longer working for us"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump comes right out and admits that he's a petty little biatch who doesn't mind if people die so long as he can settle scores for perceived slights or offenses
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Ten six niner, ten six niner. We have bimbos in Georgia. Need backup now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NewsFlash: President Trump speaks the truth
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Sun April 19, 2020
(New England Journal of Medicine)
 
 
 
"Dear New England Journal of Medicine Forum: I read your letters all the time, but I never thought that something like that could ever happen to me. I was innocently trying to get PPE shipped to a hospital, when two sexy Feds showed up"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Please, proceed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump fires up the IMAX projector again, declaring that Democrats are on"endless vacation" during the coronavirus crisis
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Sat April 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Trump blames governors for not using the tests they don't have. Do not worry, defunding WHO will fix this. FOR REASONS
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Fri April 17, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rules don't apply to Matt Gaetz
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but the Trumperor's plan to dissolve Congress and start making recess appointments is based on a disingenuous interpretation of the Constitution, and might be for ulterior motives
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
CNN reporter fact-checks Trump in real-time at one of his Coronavirus pressers
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New White House Chief of Staff literally cries because the culture is so toxic and horrible. And now that we all know he's a weak-ass crybaby, he is sure to be fired
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
"Did Pelosi Say Trump Can't Hold Power Because He's One of the 'Common People'?" Seriously, if you need a fact-checker to answer this one for you, it's probably best you avoid going outside unless you wear a facemask...and a crash helmet
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You won't believe this, but the Trump Administration's "Opening Our Country Council" has run into its own opening problems
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed April 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rep. Justin Amash (R-No Longer) to seek Libertarian Party nomination for President. There you go, small government Republicans
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
This is the part of the movie where Palpatine dissolves the Senate
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Tue April 14, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer and Money Sniffer may reach another Coronavirus relief deal
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's economic failures have given Democrats a surge of hope in Texa$
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham (R-aw lips from kissing Trumps ass) calls for cutting benefits for the unemployed by up to $7/hour. "We've got to get that fixed"
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