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Thu July 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Novartis pays $729 million to settle U.S. kickback charges, including funneling money through three charitable foundations to cover co-payments of Medicare patients. These are also some of the guys who are working on a vaccine
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gesundheit Maxwell arrested, no word if she is wearing her choker
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
This "Real Housewives of New Jersey"/"Sopranos" crossover is getting out of hand
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Sun June 28, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
DOJ Issues a statement on those phony "mask exemption" cards: Knock it off, idiots
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Fri June 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Barr is dispensing with US Attorneys the way Walmart allegedly dispensed opioids: freely and deliberately
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham's vote on expansion of authority for Inspectors General reveals his part in the Great Trump Conspiracy
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Thu June 25, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Don't let Bill Barr get away with it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
DOJ Ethics Office rules that Bill Barr investigating political opponents under false pretext does not represent unethical behavior
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
AG Barr tried to harsh the weed industry by ordering antitrust probes of 10 cannabis mergers because he totally dislikes the industry. Not cool, man. Not cool
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
DOJ has a list of cops so bad they can't credibly testify in court and are refusing to make the list publicly available for other legal agencies
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obvious Tag lights itself on fire, Parades down Main Street with a 76-piece marching band and then explodes in a glorious display of pyrotechnics that can been seen from space
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Rope found in NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace's stall was a garage door pull. So... no noose is good news
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Sat June 20, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
I think I'm quite ready for another investigation
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Thu June 18, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Riot arsonist identified through social media and arrested. No, this isn't a repeat from a few hours ago
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Forgoing the strongly-worded statement, US senators write a bill to curb foreign espionage and influence on campuses. These guys never learn
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Stupid white George Floyd protester faces 80 years in jail after customized Etsy T-shirt reveals she's a flamethrowing bomb rioter who likes to burn police cars
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Wed June 17, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former Bumble Bee tuna CEO gets sentenced to 40 months for price fixing. That's gotta sting
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
In a time of uncertainty and unrest, Americans are doing what they're best at: panic-buying guns
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Wed June 10, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Review of court documents show none of the indviduals facing federal charges in connection with the unrest have links to antifa. Logic dictates that can only mean one thing: Antifa has successfully infiltrated the US courts
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
A federal judge has read the unredacted Mueller report and DOJ has some 'splainin to do
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Tue June 09, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
If we want to "defund the police", we should probably start with the billions of dollars in grants federal agencies from the DOJ to the USDA hand out to local PD's every year, and make cities decide how much law enforcement they can really afford
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The story of Little Billy Barr's little green men
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bill Barr vows to pretend to care
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Attorney General Deputy Dog to hold press conference on encroaching fascism. Come for the lies, stay for the outrage
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like Bill Barr is taking a page from the Watchmen sequel
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
While you were worrying about police brutality, Covid, or the use of force to move peaceful protesters for a photo op, Ted Cruz was focused on the real issues: how much worse was Obama than Nixon and was Rod Rosenstein complicit or negligent
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Protip: if you're going to wear a mask and burn a cop car, be sure you cover up your shiatty neck tattoos
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
And now, some words of hope from a President of the United States of America
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
And the purge continues as the last vestiges of the old republic are swept away
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Sat May 30, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember the Mueller investigation? Pepperidge Farms remembers ... and so do CNN and BuzzFeed News, who successfully sued for more access to witness interviews
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Thu May 28, 2020
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
DoJ arrests man plotting mass shooting in Tampa Bay area on behalf of ISIS who "expressed admiration for Pulse nightclub shooter Omar Mateen"
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Ok folks now that Trump says corona is over lets roll back the Mueller clock
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Sat May 23, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
FBI to investigate itself, find it did everything wrong but that's okay because it means nobody else did anything wrong. Is that clear?
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Empty Wheel)
 
 
 
For those keeping score, the lies that Flynn told weren't about meeting with the Russians, they were about coordinating with Mar-a-Lago *before* meeting with the Russians
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Thu May 21, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
A thousand vicars vow to vector
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
♫♪ Dick in a box ♫♪
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Despite several US Attorneys craving to take down a senator for insider trading, Barr has moved all insider cases to the purview of the DC USAO, who Barr just had replaced with a lackey
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Lindsay Graham is seeking broad authority to subpoena former Obama administration officials
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Sun May 17, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1965, the FBI Laboratory weighed in in 'Louie, Louie,' declaring it legally unintelligible. Subsequent investigation on meaning of "revved up like a douche" still ongoing to this day
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Wed May 13, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: do not taunt the dynamite monkey. New arrestedness: do not taunt the FBI with bomb threats over Twitter
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Odd that, Manafort is home and gets to serve the rest of his seven-year sentence there due to Coronavirus concerns, but Cohen's release was mysteriously blocked earlier this month
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Tue May 12, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Nice try, Bill Barr. I'm behind 7 VPNs (wipes hands on pants and throws computer out the window)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Judge Sullivan isn't having any of the DOJ's Flynn flam
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Mon May 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mike Pence would be happy to see Flynn back in the Trump Administration. With the election six months away, it'd be great if he could reach out to some of his old contacts again
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out Bill Barr may have misrepresented somebody else's statements when deciding to not pursue criminal charges. Shocking, I know
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Sun May 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Department of (In)Justice is even more inept that you had previously thought. And considering the regard the DOJ is held in around these parts, that bar was set pretty low to begin with
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
When Ahmaud Arbrey's killers called 911 they DID NOT report that he was a suspected burglar, just that there was "a black male running down the street," leading a baffled dispatcher to say, "I just need to know what he was doing wrong"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Bill Barr jokes about his decision to circumvent the law
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Thu May 07, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Barr intervenes to protect Flynn from prosecution
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Wed May 06, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
And the first fraud charges are filed on PPP loan applicants: suspects "allegedly claimed to "have dozens of employees earning wages at four different business entities when, in fact, there were no employees working for any of the businesses,"
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DOJ sides with morons
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Blue Bell executive who fudged the truth about listeria now in for rocky road, as these aren't plain vanilla charges and they're not going to let the mango
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There's regular dumb and then there's accidentally an email to the prosecutor investigating you dumb
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Thu April 30, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
By releasing internal FBI emails and notes Mischa tries to flip the script
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Well, I guess it's one way to reduce the prison population
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Wed April 29, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Collusion
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Stone warrants released by DOJ
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Barr thinks States Rights is a joke, tells prosecutors to go after states because of the Stay-at-home orders
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Catfishing to get a date. New Hotness: Catfishing to commit a federal crime
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Fri April 24, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Justice Department is looking to crack down on COVID-19 fraudsters. Hey, Barr, I've got a tip about where you can find one of the biggest ringleaders at around 5:00 this afternoon
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Thu April 23, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Police raid "spa" for offering illegal services. It's not what you think
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
DC district attorney hires former Roger Stone prosecutor, calls out the DOJ on his bio page
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Talk about bad timing on that one. NOW is when Chipotle will be paying a 25 million dollar fine for its bad food a few years ago. Oh, and that "employees reported feeling pressured to work while they were sick". Enjoy your burrito
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Mon April 20, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump continues to edge poor Roger and Paulie with talk of pardons. However it'll never happen because both would have to admit guilt in helping Trump and Russia rig the 2016 election and doing so would make Trump illegitimate
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Sun April 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
News: "Pastor" of a "virtual church" in CA to plead guilty to scamming his flock out of $33 million over the last 5 years via a phony investment scheme. Fark: He started the church months after finishing a 4-year sentence for...yep, securities fraud
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(PBS Kids)
 
 
 
Kid is watching Molly of Denali. It's amazing, this little village Qyah, AK has a world-class violinist, a vulcanologist, a pilot that's an incredible sculptor, an action-granny, and they always solve the problems every episode. And no meth anywhere
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Fri April 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen to be released from prison due to Covid-19, nervously starts hiding notes around his house saying that he did NOT commit suicide
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Two out of three federal judges are extremely sorry they can't do anything for victims of Jeffrey Epstein. Third judge thinks the other two are assholes who gutted the Crimes Victims Rights Act of 2004, and Fark their condescending florid language
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Mon April 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Review of the US administration's response to the coronavirus pandemic shows the President didn't treat it like a hoax. He pays far more attention to hoaxes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A relative newcomer, William Barr has quickly moved up the ranks to become the second most evil person in the Trump administration
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Sun April 12, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
This week, expect the Department of Justice to determine that treating religious gatherings the same as other gatherings is not "evenhanded"
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey, You know we haven't heard much from AG Barr lately I wonder what...Nope, still an irredeemable shiatstain and and active danger to the foundations of our democracy
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Wed April 08, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Can we break glass in case of republican insurgency?
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
DoJ IG calls his boss a dumbass for firing Intel IG for following the law Come at me Bro
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Fri April 03, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man arrested for hoarding medical supplies and selling for a 700% markup. Insulin manufacturers: ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
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Thu April 02, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
What happens when QAnon runs the trains
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Due to pandemic, federal prisoners given home release and a quarantine. Problem is, criminals aren't big rule followers
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Sat March 21, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Trump administration floats suspension of habeas corpus
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Social distancing" and "flattening the curve" is all well and good, unless it interferes with the Trump administration's desire to round up as many immigrants as they can, herd them into immigration "courts" and kick them out of the country
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Wed March 11, 2020
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Circuit court orders Bureau of Prisons to get help from a teenager who likes cats
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Sun March 08, 2020
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Bad news: Seems to be more criminals than ever. Good news: Most of them are dumber than shiat
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Sat March 07, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The cruelty is the point. What more explanation do you need?
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Fri March 06, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Nazi concentration camp guard found living in US based on index card recovered from sunken ship. Michael Bay to direct
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. DoJ prosecutions of white-collar crime fall to their lowest level on record, so again, congrats on being a middle-aged white guy scumbag
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Loaded gun found smuggled into Manhattan federal jail where Jeffrey Epstein was suicided
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Thu March 05, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Say whatever happened to background checks? DOD linguist charged with espionage, supplying U.S. intel to Hezbollah contact
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