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Thu January 26, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, well, well. How the turns have tabled
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like Boeing may face criminal fraud charges for all those 737 Max crashes despite a plea deal that had taken those off the table, concerning many who feel that corporations should never be held legally responsible for anything
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Wed January 25, 2023
(Empty Wheel)
 
 
 
Here's a helpful chart which shows the difference between a mishandling case featuring obstruction vs. an obstruction case featuring classified documents
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Tue January 24, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
DOJ files SECOND anti-trust lawsuit against Google. Will be split up into GOO and GLE
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Mon January 23, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden last week simply said the fuss about six-year-old classified documents found in his home and a former private office is a big dud: "I think you're going to find there's nothing there." WRONG An assault on the truth is taking place
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Sun January 22, 2023
(ABC News)
 
 
 
DoJ: "Hey, Abbott"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scammer scammed investors out of $4 billion and fled
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(Politico)
 
 
 
After conservatives bellowed "Whar is FBI search of Biden's house? WHAR?" enough times, FBI goes to Joe's Crab Shack in Wilmington and finds a few more classified documents
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Sat January 21, 2023
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Insurrectionist has regerts
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Fri January 20, 2023
(CBS News)
 
 
 
I guess we will find out if you can throw a corporation in prison
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Thu January 19, 2023
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Once again for everyone in the back: all the contract killers on the internet are FBI agents
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Day 329 of WW3: 16 people, including Ukraine's interior minister and two children, were killed when a helicopter crashed near a nursery outside the capital Kyiv. Orc terrorism hasn't been ruled out. It's your Wednesday Ukraine war discussion
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Tue January 17, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fellow NY Republican Congressman Nick LaLota: The FEC should freeze Santos' campaign funds
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Fri January 13, 2023
(NBC News)
 
 
 
That's a lotta money to pay to be racist
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Stand Back and Blame Me
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Wed January 11, 2023
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Apparently, Chrisley doesn't Know Best
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
What are the differences between Biden's misplaced classified documents and Trump's stolen classified documents? Just about everything
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Tue January 10, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, we heard you like probes, so we're setting up a committee to probe all the probes, and Jim Jordan will be looking the other way at, I mean, overseeing the probes of the probes
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Mon January 09, 2023
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Biden's lawyers discover classified materials and immediately contact the appropriate agencies to inform them of the situation to get things returned as quickly and forthright as possible. So obviously he deserves to be impeached for it. /s
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Jim Jordan is in the ring, about to bodyslam the DOJ's investigation into DOJ, and... BAH GAWD KING, IS THAT GLEN KIRSCHNER'S ENTRANCE MUSIC?
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Sun January 08, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
The names of 81 false electors who tried to usurp the 2020 election without any legal consequence are signed into the Congressional record. Oh Lawd, is that Dana Nessel's music I hear?
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Sat January 07, 2023
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Judge requests additional briefs to expedite case
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The number of arrests from the January 6 insurrection will soon hit 1000
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Fri January 06, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jack Smith adds two more prosecutors to the team, investigation is expanding, but surely this means nothing and ain't nothing gonna happen
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Wed January 04, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Listen and understand: Jack Smith is out there, and he can't be reasoned with or bargained with and he won't stop until you are indicted
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Florida man ends year with great sadness, happiness, anger and fear at the same time
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Fri December 23, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Defendants investigating the investigators face further investigation
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump's own spokesperson says he shouldn't be allowed to hold office again
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Federal Bureau of Investigation)
 
 
 
Today in history: This guy and his attempt at blowing up a plane in mid-air is the reason why you have to take off your shoes to get through security at the airport
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Tue December 20, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The new omnibus bill gives DOJ extra funding to help investigate and prosecute those involved in January 6th
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Quis custodiet ipsos Ring cameras?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The criminal referrals are just a sideshow. The final Jan. 6 Committee report is going to have all the big reveals as hundreds of hours of still-secret testimony from Trump's inner circle will be released
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Mon December 19, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
In this universe, criminal charges against Trump will benefit him, because his supporters will be fired up
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ex-Mafia boss Cadillac Frank has died in prison at 89. The authorities were unable to fix or repair him daily any longer
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Sat December 17, 2022
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Clark was writing a book of his crimes, and even included a quote from TFG praising his work
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hey, you're the cancer, buddy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FAFO²
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Thu December 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jump jumps
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Feds file lawsuit against Arizona for littering
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Wed December 14, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
In other news Russia is apparently running out of bullets, at least the good ones
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Tue December 13, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Another domino wobbles in the crypto house of cards
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is entering a previously unthinkable period of peril, the most perilous kind of peril. And after that, the oral sex
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Mon December 12, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
After successfully delaying the DOJ on Mar-A-Lago through the midterm elections, Judge Cannon dismisses Twice Impeached Former President Trump's lawsuit over the FBI conducting a lawful search for stolen government property
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dark Brandon is undertaking his own Kobayashi Maru as he feels more pressure to release the Stinky Cat
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Sun December 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scammer who convinced over 100 women he was their true love is going to prison
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Sat December 10, 2022
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Government employee fraud in Chicago? Fetch my fainting couch
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Fri December 09, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Swing and a miss
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Meadows, Eastman, Clark, Giuliani, and Trump
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Thu December 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Something's happening - DOJ asks Trump be held in contempt because he can't find anyone willing to commit perjury for him
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with hanging back during school shootings, cops are now making teachers do bomb sweeps after threats
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Tue December 06, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"We would never bribe witnesses" says totally honest financial organization
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Mon December 05, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sam Bankman-Fried faces decades in prison for committing the one crime America still prosecutes: stealing from rich people
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Thu December 01, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Might be the only time the phrase "eleven years" doesn't get Matt Gaetz excited
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Oh look, Prince Squealon must not have been the center of attention for a whole nanosecond
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Tue November 22, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Friend of Rep. Matt Gaspedal: Your honor, why am I going to jail for all these various crimes I admitted to and my boy Matt here is getting appointed to the House Judiciary Committee?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The first clue that the cryptocurrency investment scheme was a scam is that it involved a cryptocurrency investment scheme
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Mon November 21, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Chrisley Knows Jail: Todd gets 12 years, Julie gets 7
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Any chance we could just get them both to take a dive?
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Sat November 19, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
MAGA maniac arrested for murder threat
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(Empty Wheel)
 
 
 
What if Merrick Garland is actually playing 3D chess and we're playing checkers?
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Theranos founder sentenced to over 11 years in prison. No worries, though. I'm sure it will go by in a snap
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
TFG sounds like he ACTUALLY believed that announcing his candidacy was going to shield him against prosecution, proving that he really is that dumb
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Wed November 16, 2022
(The Root)
 
 
 
The Department of Justice is wicked pissed at Masshole cops in Worcester
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Mon November 14, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Feds notify court they don't plan to charge Rudy Giuliani, making this the best thing to happen to him since 9/11
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Oath keeper's wife says he went into battle wearing diapers
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Sex, drugs, and kickbacks: Inside the DEA's acceptance that the war on drugs is a stupid and unwinnable war
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Thu November 10, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
DC Attorney General to make major announcement about Commanders. No word if its charges against Snyder, related to the RB was shot multiple times, or to remind everyone about Gus Frerotte's headbutt celebration
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Tue November 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
A Nigerian non-prince just got 11 years in prison for money laundering. Apparently, it was a scam. Bonus: his last name is Hushpuppi
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(Counton 2)
 
 
 
Please do not put your tasers, grenades, and knives in the overhead compartment. For your safety, put them under the seat ahead of you before the flight. Thank you
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
No peeking, we're doing election stuff in here
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
DOJ deploys election monitors to 24 states to guard against election meddling and voter intimidation by Republicans
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
None of this would have made sense 20 years ago: bootleg ebook site goes viral on TikTok, resulting in domains seized by LE
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Thu November 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
If Trump runs for president again the DOJ is likely to appoint Special Council 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Wed November 02, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Someone at Apple watched "Office Space" and got more than just a stapler
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Tue November 01, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's not hard to see that the GQP is all but openly threatening violence if the law is enforced against Dump
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
John Durham's investigation has finally uncovered a crime: Corruption committed by a certain individual that goes by the name "John Durham" and has be...hey, wait a minute
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Sat October 29, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Everything is fine
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Speak softly and carry a big prosecutor
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Fri October 28, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The DOJ plan to ensure "all qualified voters have the opportunity to cast their ballots" is unfair to Republicans
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Phrasing got shivved in c-block of Atlanta's federal penitentiary
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Thu October 27, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sen. Bob Menendez (D-NJ) is under federal criminal investigation ... again. Come on, this IS New Jersey
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former DOD Chief of Staff and current Trump lackey Kash Patel to the media: I was there when Trump issued the order declassifying all those docs he had at Mar a Lago. DOJ: Can you say that again to this grand jury? Patel: Fif
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Mon October 24, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The Department of Justice on Monday will announce U.S. action targeting "malign influence schemes and alleged criminal activity" by a "nation-state actor," it said in a statement, without naming the entity. 1:30pm et announcement
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Sat October 22, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Don't listen to the drunk lunatic
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
They're assholes, Joe
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Fri October 21, 2022
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The worst lawyers complain to their hand picked Special Master who tells them to go get their shine box, and hurry up
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The exception to the headline question rule
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Thu October 20, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
DOJ: Mo' money, mo problems
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Tourist gets 3.5 years for stopping to rub ass stank all over vice-president's chair en route to trying to murder Congress
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DOJ sues SD hotel for refusing to rent rooms to Native Americans, and being stupid enough to admit it in writing
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
FBI is in your news, raiding your producers
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Tue October 18, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Germany's government de-rezzes its cybersecurity chief. End of line
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Disbarring me or even disciplining me would be a flagrant abuse of power
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Sun October 16, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Rich man convicted of ripping off other rich people
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
After $23 million fine, AT&T 'committed to ensuring' it never gets caught bribing lawmakers again
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Sat October 15, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Molester Cheetah outraged his grift is over
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Thu October 13, 2022
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Sure, Jan
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Trump threatened to out confidential sources from Russia investigation. Aaaand they're dead
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After DOJ review, the 200,000 pages of documents Trump said the DOJ seized turned out to be 21,792 pages. DOJ refuses comment on his dick being 1 inch long
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Wed October 12, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man who googled "when does preparing for a crime become an attempt" gets his answer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After being shown camera footage, TFG staffer confesses to the FBI that he Move-a-Cargo around Mar-a-Lago on TFG's orders
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Mon October 10, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Security guards, panic buttons, bulletproof glass, Kevlar-reinforced walls....terrorist threat? No, the U.S. midterm elections are coming up
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Guess what the guys who wanted to kidnap Governor Whitmer due to COVID restrictions are afraid of catching while in prison?
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