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headlines found matching 'United States Department of Homeland Security'
Thu December 03, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
No need to be alarmed, but more than 1,000 Chinese 'researchers' abruptly left the U.S. after the FBI started interviewing ones suspected of being military operatives
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Wed December 02, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
There's trying to get blood from a stone, and then there's trying to get unemployment benefits back from unemployed people
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Tue December 01, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
FBI stats show border cities are increasingly safe
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Miles Taylor, who published that explosive anti-Trump NYT piece under the name "Anonymous," isn't quite finished letting you know what a hero he is for serving a fascist administration but feeling sorta bad about it
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Mon November 30, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The TSA says it screened 1.18 million airline passengers on Sunday, some successfully
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Mon October 12, 2020
(Chron)
 
 
 
Woman returns from vacation in Mexico with story about the nice Mexicans who borrowed her SUV for a few days, then gave it back to her 97 pounds heavier, along with some money for her drive home
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Thu October 08, 2020
(Bloomberg Government)
 
 
 
Don't have proof on you at all times that you've been in the country over two years? Do not pass go, do not collect $200, go directly to deportation
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 2001, the Office of Homeland Security was founded. And everyone lived happily ever after
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Tue October 06, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions and Rod Rosenstein, May 2018: "We need to take away the children, no matter how young." Does Fark still not have an "Evil" tag?
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Sat October 03, 2020
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
What brand comes to your mind when you think of 680,000 dollars worth of counterfeit watches?
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Thu October 01, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Just in case you had any doubt, internal memo shows DHS officials were instructed to speak sympathetically about Kenosha murderer Kyle Rittenhouse
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Wed September 23, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
In todays News from the Swamp: DHS awarded millions of dollars in contracts to firm where Acting DHS Secretary Wolf's wife is an executive
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Sat September 19, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's WeChat ban threatens the link between Chinese-Americans and their families, not to mention friends, customers, and business contacts, in China
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Thu September 17, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Did the sky suddenly open up? Because there seems to be no law, there seems to be no rule. There only seem to be you and your memories of "America" in Donnie's dark
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chad Wolf, the guy illegally serving as Homeland Secretary, ignores subpoena for House hearing because he had a staff meeting. Why do we even bother having laws?
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Wed September 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge rules Chad Wolf is not the DHS Secretary and as such no one should do what he says
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Tue September 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal Judge rules Chad Wolf likely unlawfully serving as Homeland Security secretary but whatever, it's not like anyone's going to do anything about it
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
ICE detention center in Georgia employs "The Uterus Collector." Eugenics? Add it to the pile
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sure, let's just completely stop screening international travelers for COVID at airports. What's the worst that could happen?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Breaking: another scandal that would end any other presidency. What does that make for today... two or three? And it's only Wednesday
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Fri September 04, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The deadliest domestic terrorist facing America, according to DHS: the white man
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"If DHS can trump up charges against immigrants with impunity, nobody can guarantee they won't start doing it to regular Americans"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Every governmental agency is subordinate to the Trump campaign
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Wed September 02, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
In new proposal, government would be allowed to request biometrics from immigrants with green cards or work permits at any point until they become a U.S. citizen. Because when they become citizens, collecting biometric data is crazy talk
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump doesn't like mentioning "domestic terrorism", probably because Trump calling out his base as a bunch of domestic terrorists likely wouldn't win him many votes
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Tue September 01, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
An old man yelling "Poppycock" is not something you normally see outside of a 1930's serial cartoon, but when it is a federal judge reacting to the Trump Administration's latest attempt to undermine immigration law, it's perfectly justified
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Illegally Acting DHS Secretary "Chad Wolf": I had NO IDEA that the naturalization ceremony we film would be broadcast at the RNC, and all those TV Lights and Cameras didn't clue me in n ANY way
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Sat August 29, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Everything is under control
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
In order to appear tougher on illegal immigration before the 2018 midterms, Trump wanted to deploy a "heat ray" at the Mexico border because of course he did
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Wed August 26, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congratulations THE PALUMBO FAMILY, your ROBOCALL COMPANIES are permanently banned from doing business. Failure to submit to this judgment will result in ARREST and FORFEITURE
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"And even though [President Trump] had been told on repeated occasions that the way he wanted to do it was illegal, his response was to say, 'Do it. If you get in trouble, I'll pardon you.'"
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Thu August 20, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Urged on by Stephen Miller, the Trump cabinet voted to separate children from their families in 2018 meeting
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Wed August 19, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Iowans probably aren't crowing too much now 'bout FEMA funds going to the mexico wall construction as Trump turns down all aid requests they asked for from the derecho....after he said he was going to do everything he could to help them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"if Trump wins a second term. You will see a flurry of executive orders. You will see Trump pull out of foreign alliances. You will see Trump align with dictators around the world,"
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Tue August 18, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
We are familiar with the GAO report saying we're inelegible to hold our positions and we have dismissed it. All is well
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Mon August 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Former DHS Chief of Staff under Trump endorsed Biden in hard-hitting ad. "What we saw...was terrifying"
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Fri August 14, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Welp, looks like the GAO is getting defunded
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Mon August 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airline stocks surge 7% on TSA reports of improved traveler numbers. Tomorrow: airline stocks stall as people realize that's still down 70% since last year
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Thu August 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
They're letting you out but no one will let you in, a metaphor
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
While you wait for the bomb to drop in NY, why not watch Acting DHS douche, Chad Wolf, howl like a stuck pig before Congress this morning, as he tries to defend blinding and gassing protestors. (10am start time)
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