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Thu July 02, 2020
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Trump is demanding Pentagon hire man fired from NSA for circulating conspiracy theories
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tammy Duckworth says she'll block military confirmations until Defense Secretary Mark Esper promotes Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman to full Colonel
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Wed July 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
How much is your company worth, $70 million? Okay, so you think $700 million would help you out a little?
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(Military Times)
 
 
 
Pentagon declares California, Florida, and Michigan no-go areas due to COVID-19 prevalence. US space force insists on nuking states from orbit, says it's the only way to be sure
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
If you know anything about military UFO's, tell congress, because they would really like to know too
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
U.S. military has to come to grips with its boogaloo problem before recruits start showing up for boot camp wearing Hawaiian shirts and clown shoes
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A US Senate committee wants to regulate the Pentagon's UFO information, get to the bottom of why if E.T.s are so smart, why don't they wear masks too
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(CNN)
 
 
 
WH's Pentagon nominee Anthony Tata pushed bodacious theory that CIA Director tried to overthrow Trump
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
He doesn't know shiat
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Fri June 19, 2020
(CREW)
 
 
 
There's not going to be anyone left by November
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Thu June 18, 2020
(FCW)
 
 
 
The NSA is testing out a secure domain system for American companies to protect from cyber threats. Like the SDI program of cyberwarfare
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(Space News)
 
 
 
Pentagon: "This Ligado network will likely interfere with military and civilian GPS." Ajit 'shiat' Pai: "Sorry suckers, I have friends to appease and share prices to boost
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tata says ta-ta to a bunch of his racist tweets, not realizing the internet never forgets
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Wed June 17, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
White House now on the fence about military bases being named after traitorous losers
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Sat June 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump nominee to a top Pentagon policy post turns out to be an Islamophobe, who claimed Obama was Muslim. "This story has been updated to reflect that Ret. General Tata deleted several of his tweets after the publication of this report"
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Thu June 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's where we are now: The Republican-led Senate Armed Forces Committee passed an amendment to the Nation Defense Authorization bill, offered by Senator Warren, to require the renaming of military bases named after Confederate generals
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(Politico)
 
 
 
ESPer declared his openness to changing the names of ten installations, after years of Pentagon leaders refusing to budge on the issue, but somehow he failed to predict that Trump would contradict him. How did he not see that coming?
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: Rood to Tata.... Normally one should not be rude to tatas
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump wanted to fire Sec. Def Esper after Esper pushed back on the use of active duty military troop to crush demonstrations nationwide; but aides talked him out of it by convincing him that FIVE defense secretaries in 3 1/2 years was not a good look
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nearly two dozen House GOPers ask Donnie to NOT be a dipsh*t regarding troop withdrawals in Germany. aintnothinggonnahappen.gif
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mississippi lawmakers are drafting bipartisian resolution to take the Confederate emblem off state flag. The Governor however says it "should be up to the citizens and not some backroom deal by a bunch of politicians in Jackson." Yes he is Republican
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Tue June 09, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
First it was the press, then it was his former administration officials, but now the *Military* has joined the deep state
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
SecDef Esper: I dont know anything about the NG helicopters used on protestors. I heard that local law enforcement wanted them to take a look at a checkpoint. NY Times: We have determined that was a lie
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Sun June 07, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
What did the military do when Trump ordered 10,000 active military troops to immediately deploy to American cities last Monday? Slow walk the order and try to satisfy him with National Guard deployments
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Sat June 06, 2020
(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
Find out what your local agency received from the Department of Defense
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Retired Navy admiral behind bin Laden raid has entered the Lafayette Square chat
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Putin talks to Trump. Trump withdraws troops from Germany. You can't explain that
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good: the Pentagon has ordered the National Guard in DC to disarm. Better: They didn't bother to run it by the Orange shiatgibbon first
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump agrees to send home troops from D.C. to ease tensions with the Pentagon, except for his private army at FORTRESS 1600
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If the missiles don't defeat Covid, the body armor will keep it from spreading
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
With all my wonderful moves, you'd think I'd skyrocket in the polls. I don't get it. Are all of you horrible people stupid? Can I have everyone arrested?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Pentagon is becoming increasingly uncomfortable with Trump's orders. "It just doesn't seem right"
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Wed June 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
SecDef Esper says he's not in favor of the use of the insurrection act. He didn't do anything to stop it, mind, but he's totally against it
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Pentagon official resigns over Mark Esper clearing park of protestors for Trump. "Support and defend the Constitution of the United States ... and to bear true faith and allegiance to the same".... "I believe that you violated that oath"
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The military generals are speaking out. Unfortunately, they're all retired
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Aimbots, which will get you banned from online shooter games, are now unlocked for US Special Operators in Syria. Fark: it's called SMASH 2000
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Sat May 30, 2020
(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Just in case things weren't 2020 enough the POTUS is now inventing entire conversations with foreign leaders that never happened
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Russian Air Force takes another swing at the "I'm Not Touching You" high score. With "see if I can have a little fun with him" photo
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
If I was looking at a country where a president, facing poor election prospects, has purged his gov, positioned his men in key positions to control Justice, IC & the military, on top of urging armed militia to rebel, I'd say he's preparing his power grab
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Law firm hackers threatening to release records to Trump voters: "we can let you know that after such a publication, you certainly don't want to see him as president." Have these idiots seen the crap Trump voters have already ignored?
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
China must pay. We'll sue 'em and threaten them and tariff them to death. Don't tread on us. DIFFICULTY: "Over the past decade, in U.S. war games against China, the United States has a nearly perfect record: We have lost almost every single time"
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well Trump may have accomplished something we haven't been able to do since Vietnam, stop worshipping the military
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Mon May 11, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
JEDI wars progress to uninspiring sequel
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump sending Politburo member to Pentagon to vet officials' loyalty
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A diagnosis of COVID-19 is a permanent disqualification to military service. What do they know that we don't?
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Wed May 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
One of his kids must've bought a paint company
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Tue May 05, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
We tried to warn you that messing around with illegal drugs will get you sick but you didn't listen, Kidd
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Sauce, Sir)
 
 
 
Japan to draw up streetlight encounter protocols after U.S. Defense Department releases videos
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Principal .Caught sayof)
 
 
 
"They scrutinized prototypes for a robotic exoskeleton go well with and joined operational briefings, which Mr. Schmidt needed to study extra about as a result of he had lately begun advising the navy on know-how." Alrighty, then
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Thu April 30, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump takes time away from his busy workday to have a meeting on extraterrestrials: "People are saying they're seeing UFOs. Do I believe it? Not particularly." After hearing that, subby has never been more sure that UFOs are real
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
UFO Videos "Only scratch the surface" of what the Pentagon knows according to conspira... I mean former Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Captain's log, Stardate unknown: The Pentagon has declassified three UFO videos taken by US Navy pilots
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Sun April 26, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Captain Crozier's reinstatement is now bogged down with the top brass at the Pentagon. Enjoy your retirement, Captain
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
US Navy: You know, the USS Theodore Roosevelt needs a new skipper. How about that Captain Crozier fellow? He seems bright and capable
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Apparently Rosie's is off limits. It's a MASH joke. MASH was a TV show. It had the most watched finale in history. Get off subby's lawn
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Iran promises to 'crush' US forces if their ships are attacked, possibly by writing a mean note just like Sally in third grade. Dammit, Sally, I never got over that
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pentagon plans multi-city flyover of the Air Force Thunderbirds and Navy Blue Angels, to honor first responders, essential workers, and military personnel. Fark: costing at least $60K/hr
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Fri April 17, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Textron's nipples explode with delight over US Navy's $386.3 million eel transportation contract
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turns out the former Navy Secretary may have been lying just a wee little bit about how many people the fired carrier captain sent his memo to
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy may do what's right and reinstate hero Capt. Crozier to the command of carrier Roosevelt
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Pentagon IG's report says it cannot determine whether the Sith Lord in the White House influenced the awarding of the JEDI contract to Microsoft instead of Amazon because the Pentagon's lawyers instructed DOD employees not to answer his questions
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
It seems Air Force "Men in Black" really were snooping on Luis Elizondo, the man who says he ran the Pentagon's UFO program, over UFO videos
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US Navy evacuates over 80% of USS Theodore Roosevelt crew as nearly 600 carrier sailors test positive for coronavirus. I guess Capt. Crozier may have been right after all
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Sat April 11, 2020
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Last month the Pentagon ignored Trump's idea to have massive border surveillance of Canada. Turns out Canadians aren't fleeing their country to avoid Corona
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Fri April 10, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Three of the United States' aircraft carriers now have crew members infected with COVID-19, which means that if you add up all the other nations' currently active aircraft carriers, we're outnumbered 11 to 9. They're gonna invade us, aren't they?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
When Capt. Crozier sent a letter last week warning the Navy brass that Coronavirus was going to run rampant on his ship the USS Roosevelt without help, 3 cases had become 100 in a week, now there are 416 confirmed cases and 1,000 tests still pending
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Thu April 09, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
243K flight Navy Secretary took to Guam just to go jerk store on the Roosevelt crew in hindsight isn't looking too brilliant, wonder who signed for that debacle
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So why ARE feds seizing masks and other coronavirus supplies from hospitals? No one seems to know
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
...wait, we knew about Coronavirus in November
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
At yesterday's Lie-lapalooza, Trump says we've built 18 hospitals during the past few weeks
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Navy Sec. Modly's apology to Captain Crozier and the Roosevelt crew came less from a change of heart on his part and more from a direct order from the Secretary of Defense
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(Politico)
 
 
 
He's stealing our money
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Mon April 06, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump administration was warned about the threat of coronavirus in January. Wait, did I say January? I meant 2017
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Sun April 05, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Capt. Brett Crozier, who was fired for raising the alarm about Covid-19 spreading around his ship, has tested positive for the virus
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Sat April 04, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"On second thought, maybe we were a tad bit hasty in how we dealt with Captain Crozier. Hmm... how can we save a little face here?"
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Fri April 03, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Captain Brett Crosier cheered as he walks the plank from the USS Theodore Roosevelt for the last time (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The few, the proud, the infected
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Pentagon orders all military bases stop publicly reporting COVID-19 numbers as several bases have had significant outbreaks
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Sat March 28, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
Selected Reserve and Individual Ready Reserve activation has been authorized. It's not just a job, it's an indenture
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Fri March 27, 2020
(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
Trump: Sure I could order more ventilators be built. But they're expensive, and I don't think we'll will need them. Functioning Brainstems: Gasp
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Old & stale: cruise ships harboring coronavirus. New hotness: Carrier USS Theodore Roosevelt harboring coronavirus, 5000+ seamen samples to be tested
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Last Week Secretary of Defense Mark Esper offered to let military labs test civilians for the coronavirus. The labs swung into action and since then have tested 00,000 people
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Wed March 25, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's the Fibber McGee and Fauci Show: Sit down,Porky, 5 PM EDT edition
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Tue March 24, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Corona...taskmaster...boxer briefs...CSPAN...I dunno...It's already started I don't even have the time...who cares...thread
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Mon March 23, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump didn't invoke the Defense Production Act for the exact reason you suspect
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump fires US counterterrorism head in continuing expertise purge
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well no, the hospital ships won't be there for a couple weeks. How long can you tread virus?
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Wed March 18, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump to suspend evictions, authorizes Defense Production Act. You read that as elections
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Tue March 17, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
What exactly is the US military's role during the pandemic? You know, besides digging huge holes and plowing under the dead
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Fri March 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pentagon: "Wait, maybe we want AWS instead of Azure for the JEDI project we already announced a contract for." I sincerely hope someone is watching for suspicious Amazon and Microsoft stock purchases
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Thu March 12, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
No reason to ruminate on our failing Coronavirus response since we've got a dog wagging over in Iraq
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How to Start a Land War in Asia for Dummies
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Wed March 11, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Black Hawk up .... for U.S. Army
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Mon March 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. troops returning from Afghanistan. Probably safer for them to remain there with all this coronavirus going on
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