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Tue June 02, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The military generals are speaking out. Unfortunately, they're all retired
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Aimbots, which will get you banned from online shooter games, are now unlocked for US Special Operators in Syria. Fark: it's called SMASH 2000
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Sat May 30, 2020
(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Just in case things weren't 2020 enough the POTUS is now inventing entire conversations with foreign leaders that never happened
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Russian Air Force takes another swing at the "I'm Not Touching You" high score. With "see if I can have a little fun with him" photo
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
If I was looking at a country where a president, facing poor election prospects, has purged his gov, positioned his men in key positions to control Justice, IC & the military, on top of urging armed militia to rebel, I'd say he's preparing his power grab
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Law firm hackers threatening to release records to Trump voters: "we can let you know that after such a publication, you certainly don't want to see him as president." Have these idiots seen the crap Trump voters have already ignored?
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
China must pay. We'll sue 'em and threaten them and tariff them to death. Don't tread on us. DIFFICULTY: "Over the past decade, in U.S. war games against China, the United States has a nearly perfect record: We have lost almost every single time"
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well Trump may have accomplished something we haven't been able to do since Vietnam, stop worshipping the military
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Mon May 11, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
JEDI wars progress to uninspiring sequel
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump sending Politburo member to Pentagon to vet officials' loyalty
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A diagnosis of COVID-19 is a permanent disqualification to military service. What do they know that we don't?
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Wed May 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
One of his kids must've bought a paint company
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Tue May 05, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
We tried to warn you that messing around with illegal drugs will get you sick but you didn't listen, Kidd
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Sauce, Sir)
 
 
 
Japan to draw up streetlight encounter protocols after U.S. Defense Department releases videos
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Principal .Caught sayof)
 
 
 
"They scrutinized prototypes for a robotic exoskeleton go well with and joined operational briefings, which Mr. Schmidt needed to study extra about as a result of he had lately begun advising the navy on know-how." Alrighty, then
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Thu April 30, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump takes time away from his busy workday to have a meeting on extraterrestrials: "People are saying they're seeing UFOs. Do I believe it? Not particularly." After hearing that, subby has never been more sure that UFOs are real
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
UFO Videos "Only scratch the surface" of what the Pentagon knows according to conspira... I mean former Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Captain's log, Stardate unknown: The Pentagon has declassified three UFO videos taken by US Navy pilots
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Sun April 26, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Captain Crozier's reinstatement is now bogged down with the top brass at the Pentagon. Enjoy your retirement, Captain
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
US Navy: You know, the USS Theodore Roosevelt needs a new skipper. How about that Captain Crozier fellow? He seems bright and capable
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Apparently Rosie's is off limits. It's a MASH joke. MASH was a TV show. It had the most watched finale in history. Get off subby's lawn
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Iran promises to 'crush' US forces if their ships are attacked, possibly by writing a mean note just like Sally in third grade. Dammit, Sally, I never got over that
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pentagon plans multi-city flyover of the Air Force Thunderbirds and Navy Blue Angels, to honor first responders, essential workers, and military personnel. Fark: costing at least $60K/hr
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Fri April 17, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Textron's nipples explode with delight over US Navy's $386.3 million eel transportation contract
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turns out the former Navy Secretary may have been lying just a wee little bit about how many people the fired carrier captain sent his memo to
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy may do what's right and reinstate hero Capt. Crozier to the command of carrier Roosevelt
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Pentagon IG's report says it cannot determine whether the Sith Lord in the White House influenced the awarding of the JEDI contract to Microsoft instead of Amazon because the Pentagon's lawyers instructed DOD employees not to answer his questions
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
It seems Air Force "Men in Black" really were snooping on Luis Elizondo, the man who says he ran the Pentagon's UFO program, over UFO videos
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US Navy evacuates over 80% of USS Theodore Roosevelt crew as nearly 600 carrier sailors test positive for coronavirus. I guess Capt. Crozier may have been right after all
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Sat April 11, 2020
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Last month the Pentagon ignored Trump's idea to have massive border surveillance of Canada. Turns out Canadians aren't fleeing their country to avoid Corona
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Fri April 10, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Three of the United States' aircraft carriers now have crew members infected with COVID-19, which means that if you add up all the other nations' currently active aircraft carriers, we're outnumbered 11 to 9. They're gonna invade us, aren't they?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
When Capt. Crozier sent a letter last week warning the Navy brass that Coronavirus was going to run rampant on his ship the USS Roosevelt without help, 3 cases had become 100 in a week, now there are 416 confirmed cases and 1,000 tests still pending
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Thu April 09, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
243K flight Navy Secretary took to Guam just to go jerk store on the Roosevelt crew in hindsight isn't looking too brilliant, wonder who signed for that debacle
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So why ARE feds seizing masks and other coronavirus supplies from hospitals? No one seems to know
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
...wait, we knew about Coronavirus in November
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
At yesterday's Lie-lapalooza, Trump says we've built 18 hospitals during the past few weeks
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Navy Sec. Modly's apology to Captain Crozier and the Roosevelt crew came less from a change of heart on his part and more from a direct order from the Secretary of Defense
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(Politico)
 
 
 
He's stealing our money
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Mon April 06, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump administration was warned about the threat of coronavirus in January. Wait, did I say January? I meant 2017
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Sun April 05, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Capt. Brett Crozier, who was fired for raising the alarm about Covid-19 spreading around his ship, has tested positive for the virus
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Sat April 04, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"On second thought, maybe we were a tad bit hasty in how we dealt with Captain Crozier. Hmm... how can we save a little face here?"
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Fri April 03, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Captain Brett Crosier cheered as he walks the plank from the USS Theodore Roosevelt for the last time (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The few, the proud, the infected
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Pentagon orders all military bases stop publicly reporting COVID-19 numbers as several bases have had significant outbreaks
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Sat March 28, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
Selected Reserve and Individual Ready Reserve activation has been authorized. It's not just a job, it's an indenture
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Fri March 27, 2020
(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
Trump: Sure I could order more ventilators be built. But they're expensive, and I don't think we'll will need them. Functioning Brainstems: Gasp
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Old & stale: cruise ships harboring coronavirus. New hotness: Carrier USS Theodore Roosevelt harboring coronavirus, 5000+ seamen samples to be tested
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Last Week Secretary of Defense Mark Esper offered to let military labs test civilians for the coronavirus. The labs swung into action and since then have tested 00,000 people
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Wed March 25, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's the Fibber McGee and Fauci Show: Sit down,Porky, 5 PM EDT edition
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Tue March 24, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Corona...taskmaster...boxer briefs...CSPAN...I dunno...It's already started I don't even have the time...who cares...thread
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Mon March 23, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump didn't invoke the Defense Production Act for the exact reason you suspect
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump fires US counterterrorism head in continuing expertise purge
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well no, the hospital ships won't be there for a couple weeks. How long can you tread virus?
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Wed March 18, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump to suspend evictions, authorizes Defense Production Act. You read that as elections
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Tue March 17, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
What exactly is the US military's role during the pandemic? You know, besides digging huge holes and plowing under the dead
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Fri March 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pentagon: "Wait, maybe we want AWS instead of Azure for the JEDI project we already announced a contract for." I sincerely hope someone is watching for suspicious Amazon and Microsoft stock purchases
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Thu March 12, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
No reason to ruminate on our failing Coronavirus response since we've got a dog wagging over in Iraq
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How to Start a Land War in Asia for Dummies
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Wed March 11, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Black Hawk up .... for U.S. Army
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Mon March 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. troops returning from Afghanistan. Probably safer for them to remain there with all this coronavirus going on
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Wed March 04, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
US Navy warns China after its navy fires a military-grade laser at one of our aircraft, 'you don't want to play laser tag with us'. We know how to 'pew pew pew' like no one else
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Tue March 03, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A Pentagon spokesman is now denying the NYTimes story that Sec Def told US base commanders in a conference call to clear any Cornavirus force protection measures through him, so as not to "startle" Trump, because they finally realized how that looks
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump sues Washington Post for defamation over Russian assistance in the 2016 election - Discovery could be fun
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(Defense News)
 
 
 
Just when you thinking that Trump's retribution against those involved in the impeachment over Ukraine was done with
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Wed February 26, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Live NOW: Will HHS Secretary Azar be able to keep his job following his testimony before Congress about the coronavirus? Or will he lie? Get out your sharpies, Congress is looking at the consequences of the WH 2021 budget proposal
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Tue February 25, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The case for closing the Pentagon ...It's not needed, costs too much and is outdated for America's 21st century global needs
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Sun February 23, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The latest threat to 5G in the US? The Pentagon
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Wed February 19, 2020
(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
If you've seen $715 million dollars worth of weapons and gear around Syria the Pentagon would like to know since they have no clue
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump fires Pentagon official who refused to break the law
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(TechSpot)
 
 
 
Tired of not being able to play Crysis on high settings, the US Navy has ordered a new supercomputer
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Sun February 16, 2020
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Government admits to spending millions to study street lights
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Fri February 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Navy reprimands MAGA patch wearers. All will be pardoned and promoted next week. Side note: Why is Mitt on a MAGA patch?
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Thu February 13, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Execute order 66
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Judge strikes down Microsoft Jedi contract, Bezos to become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
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Wed February 12, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Pentagon quickly rebuffed President Trump's suggestion that Vindman would face disciplinary retaliation for complying with a subpoena. Just kidding, they aren't saying anything
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Tue February 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stars and Stripes:"Our mission is not to communicate the [Department of Defense] or command message, but to be an independent, First Amendment publication that serves the troops" Pentagon: so you can see why we're cutting the hell out of THAT, right?
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(Defense News)
 
 
 
In a move that has only happened every decade since the 1950s, US Air Force declines to buy small propeller driven attack aircraft
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Duterte: "America is very rude. They are so rude"
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Mon February 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
At this rate, soon everyone will have traumatic brain injuries
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Schumer requests Inspector General investigation into Trump's violation of the Whistleblower Act in firing Vindman
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Sun February 09, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
US Space Force asks public to name its enlisted service members. What could possibly go awry?
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Sat February 08, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Always faithfully read the fine print
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Fri February 07, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's former Navy secretary, Richard Spencer, endorses Bloomberg for president. Because 'anyone but Trump' is starting to be a patriotic call to duty
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Thu February 06, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"US Navy has dismantled its Task Force on Climate Change, which was designed to use the best available science to prepare naval leadership for global shifts in sea levels, melting ice sheets and ocean temperatures"
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Wed February 05, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Nominee for top HR job at the Pentagon forced to withdraw from consideration after everyone remembered him as the guy who claimed in an op-ed that all mass killings were the result of immigrants who failed to "assimilate" into American culture
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