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headlines found matching 'United States Constitution'
Tue August 04, 2020
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man to have first entirely online trial. Translating legal jargon into memes is going to be interesting
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is resurrecting the racist history of the Census
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Good news! Extortion isn't off the table for President Trump
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1982, a sodomy arrest resulted in controversy, as the legal system took the concept in before finally discharging it out the back end in 2003
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
We'll get revenge one way or another
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Thu July 30, 2020
(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Arizona County sheriff launches program to deputize citizens anticipating upcoming race war
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Judge rebukes DHS over false statements in New York travel case" Huh, that's an odd way of saying "demands whoever committed perjury and lied to the court be immediately prosecuted"
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(Constitution Center)
 
 
 
Today in "Civics Things You Probably Didn't Know but are Relevant Today": If a president isn't chosen with an election by January 20th, the Speaker of the House becomes the acting president
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
A look at how Alex Jones conquered his greatest enemy: the truth
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Sort of hilariously unconstitutional" could describe a lot of what's going on right now, but in this context, refers to arrested protestors being ordered not to protest as a condition of being released from jail
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Tue July 28, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
The GOP strategy is to assume the Russians have already hacked the voting machines so they can say whatever they want without fear of consequence
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver responds to Trump saying his Gestapo is doing a "great job" in Portland; "He thinks that he's done a great job dealing with Coronavirus and once said Ben Affleck would do great as Batman. He has no sense of what a great job looks like"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you're not terrified about Facebook, you haven't been paying attention. Tag is both obvious and not obvious, depending on your attention paying factor
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
LeBron James shuts up and dribbles his millions to Florida to help thousands of ex-felons told they have to pay to exercise their rights to vote
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's come to this: A GOP lawmaker threatens a GOP governor with a picture of a gun in response to a mask order. "What if I don't comply?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Though both the House and Senate Armed Services Committee have passed a bill with the provision in it, Sen Jim Inhofe promises Trump the final Defense bill won't have the language requiring military bases named for Confederates be renamed--*somehow*
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
Remember when the Republicans were the party or "State's Rights"? Good times
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Thu July 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Portland mayor tear-gassed after talking to protesters. "It stings. It's hard to breathe. I can tell you with 100% honesty I saw nothing that provoked this response. I'm not afraid but I am pissed off"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump vows to kill children by pressuring governors to open schools
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(Slate)
 
 
 
In news that will shock absolutely no one, two Trump judges broke the Code of Judicial Conduct to stop up to a million Floridians from voting in November
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Just Security)
 
Boobies
 
27 prominent DC lawyers, including former heads of the DC bar, file ethics complaint against Bill Barr. But if that's not your thing, click the link for some statue justice boobies in the background
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Rand Paul says it's time to demilitarize the police. RAND PAUL
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Tue July 21, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New twist to the NJ federal judge family murder story: Did the anti-feminist Trumper lawyer also kill a rival attorney?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
TikTok wants to hire 10,000 more - let's call them operatives - in the US, even though it might get banned
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The SCOTUS is composed of some of the most educated and successful legal experts in the country (even the Trump appointees). But it is having trouble trusting a Congress made up of failed lawyers, professional politicians and poli-sci majors
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Trump: We're sending my secret police to Philadelphia as well. Philadelphia DA Larry Krasner: By all means, send them. We have more than enough prison cells to accommodate them if they try anything
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Law and order": after St Louis couple is charged under a law that SPECIFICALLY forbids what they did, the state GOP AG tries to have the case dismissed, the GOP Gov vows to pardon them and the GOP US senator wants Barr to investigate the PROSECUTOR
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Mon July 20, 2020
(CompuServe)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rejects House's bid to fast-track its attempt to enforce subpoenas seeking Trump's financial records
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor will issue a full pardon, if convicted, for a couple who threateningly brandished a firearm at a group of peaceful BLM marchers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bush era torture memo writer John Yoo still a bastard. Now advising Trump on how to become a dictator
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who was that masked man anyway? LGT several videos of man unflinchingly confronting 'officers' in Portland
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Should the Electoral College be abolished? Why or why not?
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Fri July 17, 2020
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Texas AG: Jesus will protect the kids
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Much like that time you cleared out that elevator, federal officers use gas to clear out protesters
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky Attorney General seeks to block all of Kentucky Governor's COVID-19 orders, stick head in sand
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Now that Joe Biden is guaranteed to win the presidency in November, it's time for Republicans to start panicking about the national debt again
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Wed July 15, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare will soon be over. Not that one. Not that one either. No, not that one either. Oh, just read the article
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Among the stranger details of the Ghislaine Maxwell case, it turns out she's secretly married and won't say to whom
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
GOP candidate defends her right to kill old people
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Judge finds loophole in California's foie gras ban
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Queerty)
 
 
 
Parking Lot Patty decides to park in a space for electric cars, and gets called out for it. Her reply involved coronavirus, Grindr, and at least two bored security guards
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The United States government is a glorified crime family
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Sun July 12, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Barr wants nothing to do with Trump's wildly corrupt commutation of Stone's sentence
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Fri July 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck warns that 25% of small restaurants may never reopen. But his line of frozen foods is darn tasty, so why not pick up a meal in the freezer on your way from your WFH gig on the sofa
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(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
A new study claims that the average American spent 172 hours drunk during lockdown. What we refer to on Fark as "amateurs"
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"It is time for the government to take decisive action against terrorist organization Black Lives Matter," rants a deranged Tucker Carlson in a personal plea to Trump
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The President has yet to release his financial disclosure form, despite a 45 day extension period which expired at the end of June. Something to hide, Donnie?
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Overall, 60% of Americans said they found reports of Russian bounties on American soldiers to be "very" or "somewhat" believable, while 21% said they were not credible and the rest were unsure." Those that found it credible also want vengeance
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thomas Massie (R-eally) believes the Founding Fathers would NEVER have allowed mandatory masking or vaccinations. Actual historians and Constitutional scholars: yeah, about that
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Moderna throws down with U.S. scientists over COVID-19 vaccine trials, asks where are the contenders in such an 'advanced' country
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Chuck Grassley says Congress may override Trump veto on removing Confederate names from military bases
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Large movie theater chains filing suit against NJ for wanting to be treated similarly to churches and indoor malls. It's all make believe and entertainment, so why not?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Prison officials want to ensure that Ghislaine Maxwell's murder is not as suspicious as Epstein's, according to a note from his mother
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Poland's president goes full-Alabama ahead of a run-off. You NEVER go full-Alabama
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(National Review)
 
 
 
R.I.P. the filibuster when the Democrats come to power in 2021
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Sun July 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe they should have attached a case of beer to the request
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
American adolescents think they know their rights, but they're wrong
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's ambassadorial nominee conveniently forgot to inform Senate about: A) racist campaign flier, B) the resulting court case, C) the out-of-court settlement, signed apology, and undisclosed payment, or D) all of the above?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
PA Supreme Court rules that Republicans in legislature can't just rescind governor's power because he's a Democrat
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Are you a good social media influencer? Do you want to earn $100k to keep a giant douche in power until he dies? See Comrade Vasily for more info
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Putin basically elected President for life as overwhelming majority of voters say they prefer to not have their entire family killed
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The GOP is truly no better than a group of petulant children
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Mon June 29, 2020
(National Review)
 
 
 
What would Frederick Douglass do about D.C. Statehood? He'd probably agree that capital's residents should become residents of a new Maryland county named after himself
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"America faces existential issues that merit free-wheeling discussion, vigorous debate and an open examination of diverse views." That, of course, is never gonna happen
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Sun June 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news coming from Trump's HHS secretary Alex Azar: We're all going to die from the coronavirus and you'll be lucky if you live though it as a zombie: 'Window closing for us to take action'
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Somebody told President Trump that Roger Stone is supposed to start his prison term July 14th
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Did Fark have a thread for the fifth anniversary of Obergefell V Hodges?
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Fri June 26, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jersey to Trump: Sorry, we're closed
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Wed June 24, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Putin celebrates "victory" over coronavirus with a military parade. I guess they fought the virus using guns and tanks
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
In today's edition of Our President Obviously Never Learned Middle School Civics and Government, ex post facto laws
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump orders feds to arrest anyone vandalizing a statue, makes order retroactive. Unclear if statue of limitations applies
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rhode Island considering changing name to...Rhode Island
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New US COVID-19 cases jump 25% last week with the great states of Arizona, Florida and Texas setting records. If the "Hawaii 5-0" theme isn't brainworming you by now, you must already be on a ventilator
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Well, I do declayeh, Senator Lindsey Graham says he will uphold the NY Senators' DOA notice on Trump's pick Jay Clayton for the new SDNY US Prosecutor Post. The mighty winds of American Politics may be shifting
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you live in a state that Clinton won, you're on the road to recovery. Trumplandia? Boy are you guys f*cked
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Every time Trump says something outrageous, he's distracting you from something even more outrageous
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Because you have absolutely no intention of buying or reading the damn thing, here's a convenient Slatesplanation of the wildest allegations made in John Bolton's book
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Is it bad when your lawyer quits?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
They Live alien Tucker Carlson tells viewers they aren't crazy for watching his show
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Branch Covidians in North Carolina celebrate the new record spike in cases by initiating the "Burn Your Mask Challenge"
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Um, Mr. Judge, we know you ruled that felons can vote but could you put that on hold while we, um, while we're, um, uh, until after the election?
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Tue June 16, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The U.S. still has too many allies, so the Trump administration is taking action by pushing away Jordan
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Fri June 12, 2020
(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Someone in online class catches glimpse of small arsenal in student's home and alerts police to danger
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Master race thwarted by not using incognito mode on phone
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Snapchat CEO says the company's decision to stop promoting Trump's posts is protected by the 1st Amendment
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Is that a Bighorn in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Tue June 09, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
We should pay a lot more attention to Trump's terrifying "Regulatory Bill of Rights"
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Don't expect it to happen, but the Supreme Court could change policing right now if they wanted to
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(Washington Monthly)
 
 
 
History will not be kind to Republican senators
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Only in Trump's America could the 3rd Amendment come up in conversation
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Washington Blade)
 
 
 
Trump has once again shown how much he has done for, or to, the LGBTQ+ community. Today he is ordering Barr to let adoptions agencies reject those families
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Wed June 03, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Donald J Trump is an immediate threat to the Constitution, says retired Marine who swore an oath to defend the Constitution from, "all enemies, foreign and domestic"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer tells Republicans to stop being afraid about what Trump might tweet about them if they took a stand
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Padma Lakshmi's ex-husband issues a warning
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
In other killer cop news US Court of Appeals rules cops don't automatically get protected from lawsuit when they shoot and kill guy in his own apartment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"If you're planning to take part in protests, know your rights. Read this"
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Mon June 01, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Putin reschedules vote to extend his rule until 2036 and change the Russian Constitution. Meanwhile in the White House, tiny orange fingers begin trembling with excitement as they reach for their box of gold-plated precedental safety crayons
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China's foreign ministry says Canada is an accomplice to US government's efforts to bring down Huawei. Its cooler, more polite accomplice
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Leave it to Trump to spark a Constitutional crisis that will gut the US and make it a failed state
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans in 2016: We can't confirm any judges during an election year. Republicans in 2020: Retire now so we can confirm young judges for life before we lose the election
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Obvious: "Trump continues to claim broad powers he doesn't have". Existential: but if The AG is in his pocket, half of Congress is in his thrall, and the Supreme Court refuses to stand up to him, can you really say he DOESN'T have them?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Laura Loomer's "censorship" claims against Apple, Google, Facebook, and Twitter "do not warrant a published opinion." Oh, SNAP
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court has a chance to fix its qualified immunity ruling. That's the one that makes it impossible to sue cops for: stealing from you, shooting your kid and your dog, punching nuns, and burning orphanages
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
"No shirt, no shoes, no mask, no service." Whaa. Whaaaa. Whaaaaaa. Mah rites
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Appeals Court to K Street: No there is no Constitutional right to Lobby congress so denying your industry PPP loans does NOT violate the 1st amendment you blood-sucking weasels
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
More grapefruit headed for a horrible ending because of this
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Tue May 19, 2020
(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Wake me up before you go go, Venezuela's losing Citgo-go, Wham, in your face Maduro
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Georgia Republicans cancel election so Kemp can appoint his own supreme court justices
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania school director believes we should stand our ground against those who refuse to wear a mask
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Fri May 15, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Burr attempts to light a match on his way out the shiatshow door
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(NPR)
 
 
 
But his e-moluments
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Thu May 14, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court rules against Trump in a lawsuit alleging he's violated the emoluments clause of the Constitution
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Wed May 13, 2020
(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
The latest legal excuse for opening your business in violation of a quarantine: freedom of religion, and equal protection under the 14th Amendment
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Liberty University fired its entire philosophy department by mail, wants to focus on peddling religious nonsense and not Platonian nonsense
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Tue May 12, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In which a Billionaire's lackey explains why giving the poors a universal basic income would DESTROY America and all that we love and hold dear
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♩ "And we're living here in Allentown. ♩ And a visit from a big orange clown. ♩ Wants us to open and let people die..♩..Don't ask why..♩..COVID's a lie. ♩ Now we're dying here in Allentown" ♩
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Just a friendly reminder that the Supreme Court will hear Trump's tax return case today. Not that any of it matters
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The 1789 statute that could force Mnuchin to hand over Trump's tax returns, and destroys the DOJ OLC opinion that says that agencies don't have to report to Congress if, you know, laws still mattered, which all recent evidence suggests they do not
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Russia bypasses Italy and UK in Covid cases with record increase. With catch up with US totals from today in only (tap tap carry the 2) 35 days. But they won't catch up standing still
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out Bill Barr may have misrepresented somebody else's statements when deciding to not pursue criminal charges. Shocking, I know
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Businesses sue to end shut down saying there is no epidemic in Maine
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Utah Daily Herald Extra)
 
 
 
Maybe he should follow Sarah Palin's example at this point
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Plastered in Plaistow, hammered in the Hamptons, exiting Exeter. Anyway you slice it, when the trooper pulls you over and approaches your car, that doesn't mean they want to race you
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Fri May 08, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin GOP made state lose out on $25 million in unemployment benefits
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
He never sold a ventilator in his life but promised he could get a shiatload from China. Kushner's peeps didn't see anything hinky about it, passed it to Cuomo. Cuomo, desperate for ventilators, sent $84M contract to random dude in Silicon Valley
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump pulls a Sargent Schultz
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump now seeking overseas funding to bail out his businesses. Bonus: Eric Trump says it's about helping ordinary people out of work, not the business itself
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Not news: Restaurant defies closure order in rural Colorado. News: Owner welcomes jail time. Fark: "Karen's Kafe"
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Thu May 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP-controlled Senate successfully upholds Trump's veto of Iran War Powers resolution
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(Wired)
 
 
 
NO. *click*
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Wed May 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump uses his Veto Crayon to satisfy his urge to bomb Iran
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(Time)
 
 
 
Facebook removes QAnon websites. Where will the methed-up lunatics meet now?
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Tue May 05, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"D.C. will never be a state, you mean District of Columbia, a state? Why? So we can have two more Democratic senators and five{ ? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯} more congressmen? No thank you. That'll never happen."-The President of the US, ladies and gentlemen
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In his latest legal troubles, Trump leans awkwardly forward alone
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker: By saying I can't sell my magical anti-covid drug, you are attacking my religious freedom
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stinky Cat's US extradition case to resume in September
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DOJ sides with morons
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events, Yahoo has a reasoned & informative piece on the perilous straits faced by various federalisms. This being the worst timeline, Subby assumes this means we'll get States Rights all the way down to SovCits and gold fringe
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Fri May 01, 2020
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
And you thought Supreme Court justices shouldn't get improper influence from private or partisan interests. Silly you
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Defining civil liberties in a time of pandemic is tough
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
So it looks like these reopen rallies are going to be happening all over on Friday. Do you have any clever counter-protest signs/ideas? Asking for a friend
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Pretty soon, not only will you be shackled to your employer for health insurance, your boss will get to make your medical decisions, too
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Collusion
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Stone warrants released by DOJ
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Tue April 28, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Because you told the American people to mainline Lysol?
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Barr thinks States Rights is a joke, tells prosecutors to go after states because of the Stay-at-home orders
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Federal Appeals court: Reading is Fundamental...to "our scheme of ordered liberty" and thus a right to learn to read is a protected constitutional right under the due process clause of the 14th Amendment
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Looks like Trump can add sedition to his list of crimes against the country
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(The Week)
 
 
 
What are the coronavirus conspiracy theorists truly worried about?
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Sat April 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
San Francisco mayor says Trump admin confiscated orders of PPE and diverted them to other cities
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Tue April 21, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
States: We'll shut down as we see fit. AG Barr: Yeah, about that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Add Grainger to the list of soulless pandemic profiteers
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Cuomo, Trump to meet at White House today as soon as all the knives are locked up by the staff
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
"Abolish recess appointments" says the noted radical leftist socialist communist rag Washington Examiner
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Professor Romero finds that "our Constitution is no longer working for us"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Gorsuch and Kavanaugh disagree on stare decisis being sacrosanct. This will be a big deal
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(The Week)
 
 
 
"This is not federalism, it is tyranny of the minority. It is a system in which smaller states and randomly evolving swing states get to dominate the national community"
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Sun April 19, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Feds engage in PPE Piracy during pandemic. Profiteering, or political vengeance - you decide
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Governor Inslee responds to the president calling for open rebellion
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Dear District Judge Reggie Walton: while social distancing, a good way to pass time would be to read the Mueller Report in Toto, twice. Sincerely Concerned Citizens for America
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Churchgoers sue Beshear for violating religious freedom, hiding his genetic enhancements, and palling around with Section 31 terrorists
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but the Trumperor's plan to dissolve Congress and start making recess appointments is based on a disingenuous interpretation of the Constitution, and might be for ulterior motives
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Behold the Greatest Moments in Slideshow History
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
So what happens if there's no election this year? Asking for the rest of the planet
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
This is the part of the movie where Palpatine dissolves the Senate
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NY Gov. Cuomo one-ups Trump in his battle with the White House over the state's management of the coronavirus crisis: "The president will have no fight from me"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Cuomo slams Pocket Putin for his insane states' rights battle
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump: US will stop funding WHO. Why? Because
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Amash teasing running for President as third-party candidate. No word if he'll travel the country by horse and buggy
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And lo, it was foretold by that Cinemax movie you watched at 2:30am back in 1992 where President Michael Ironside does something really stupid to wipe out all of America. Yet all you wanted was to see boobies for the first time
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Sun April 12, 2020
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
You know that game changing rapid COVID-19 test? Surprise for the White House. Sending the machines without sending the test cartridges makes the machines great paper weights to hold down the death certificates
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Library of Congress)
 
 
 
Library of Congress has digitized a zillion newspapers dating back to 1789. It's not news, it's the LOC
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Fri April 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey kids, today on Schoolhouse Fark we're going to learn about a 1905 Supreme Court case, Jacobson v Massachusetts. Why? "Jacobson instructs that *ALL* constitutional rights may be reasonably restricted to combat a public health emergency." Ruh-roh
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee files federal lawsuit against Sheriff and County keeping him off his private beach. No world yet on his beach attire
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey, You know we haven't heard much from AG Barr lately I wonder what...Nope, still an irredeemable shiatstain and and active danger to the foundations of our democracy
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(Some non-Magat)
 
 
 
Why are Trump voters so poorly informed? They get their news from articles like this
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Barr has been silent recently because he was too busy earning his PhD in epidemiology
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Wed April 08, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Ammon Bundy: Coronavirus at me, bro
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal judge tells R. Kelly to piss off
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