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headlines found matching 'United States Congress'
Fri July 30, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
DOJ: Stay in your lane, Abbott
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Thu July 29, 2021
(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Ah, here's where we fund the Capitol police. It may not be enough - but really, what is enough for anything these days?
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Woodinville man plays golf with new clubs bought with money earned from striking back at telemarketers. No word if he also flipped them a birdie
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Oh, FARK yes
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Capitol Police threaten us all with a good time
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(Komo)
 
 
 
How do you do, fellow kids?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Liberterrorist trod upon
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
President Biden to allow eviction moratorium to expire on Saturday, so if you've been looking for sweet deals on free furniture on the side of the road as people get kicked out, you're in luck. You're an asshole, but you're in luck
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(MSN)
 
 
 
GA-Rep deducts his entire salary to the IRS to avoid $5,000 in mask fines
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Wed July 28, 2021
(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
Let's see what Lauren Boebert thinks of the reinstatement of the House mask requirement...yep, just about as expected
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pelosi to Qevin: You moran
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't worry, we'll find out, Gym
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House of Representatives to reinstate mask mandate due to GQP anti-vaxxers
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Morning Joe offers Kevin McCarthy a warm mug of STFU
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Uh-oh. Looks like Biden has had another one of his crazy, communist ideas -- that products officially labeled as "Made in America" should actually, you know, be made in America
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mean Girl Kevin McCarthy is making Pout happen
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Tue July 27, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Republican judges are staunch defenders of viruses' constitutional rights to infect people
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(MSN)
 
 
 
ProTip: Don't leak classified information or it's off to prison you go, go, go
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(Independent)
 
 
 
On one hand, it would be nice to never hear that grating voice again. On the other hand, his rampant ego coupled with breathtaking stupidity could be useful
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Live, Laugh, Murder Congress"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Well, look at that. The Justice Department just removed any barriers to former Trump officials testifying about their role in the January 6 treason
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Subby never thought she'd say this, But what Liz Cheney said is noble, inspiring, and absolutely true
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-NY) says the Jan. 6th insurrection is ackshually *spins wheel* all Nancy Pelosi's fault
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will the Treasonweasels storm the hearing? Will damnable evidence be presented? Will there be more than two Republicans present? THIS is your 1/6 Select Committee Inaugural Hearing (9:30am start time)
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Leader of terrorist group Oath Keepers unmasked
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Ammon's Army
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Sun July 25, 2021
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Basic math says minimum wage should be $24 an hour
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Fri July 23, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
House Freedom Caucus asks McCarthy to try to remove Pelosi as speaker. Reason why he didn't think of that sooner not available
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"'Deadly serious': Pelosi goes to war with GOP over Jan. 6" Huh, apparently inciting a deadly mob who defiled her office and tried to kidnap her or even worse, kinda pissed her off or something. Geez, women are SO emotional
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actions have consequences, QAnon Shaman. Even if you DO suffer from mental illness
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Thu July 22, 2021
(WLBT Jackson)
 
 
 
54? Guess we can rule out unhinged rage as a beauty regimen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Fifth Amendment does not apply to your face
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi (D) is done humoring the GOP leadership's undermining, gaslighting, and the "altGov" they try to build
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There was a lot of love. I've heard that from everybody. Many, many people have told me that was a loving crowd
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Nelson Mundt has thoughts about the Gaetz/MTG fundraising tour
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rep. Jim Banks helpfully illustrates why Nancy Pelosi wasn't about to let him sit on the 1/6 Investigative Committee
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Wed July 21, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
US to Canada: 'Open the border - open the border - open the border.' Canada: 'OKAY, we'll open the border.' US: 'Um, not so fast.'
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Steve Scalise got shot, some believe fatally, others say he had this coming but will live
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Oathkeeper who pled guilty in court this afternoon is also cooperating with feds and explaining the conspiracy to transport firearms to DC. Those poor bastards that didn't want to talk are gonna be in a world of hurt
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(CNN)
 
 
 
They probably wouldn't have been able to do anything with it, but in case you need the blood to drain from your face today, the insurrectionists came within 100 feet of the backup nuclear football
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
BREAKING: Barrack arrested on federal charge. Oh, BAM
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Louisiana lawmakers convene for the first veto override session under their nearly 50-year-old state constitution. Not even the Baton Rouge hookers or gators know quite what to do
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Sun July 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
US Navy ship USNS John Lewis commissioned on one year anniversary of his death
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"We weren't there to steal things. We weren't there to do damage. We were just there to overthrow the government"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You can run from Republicans, but not the 'Rona
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Sat July 17, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Venue cancels Gaetz/Greene MAGApalooza. This is not a threepeat from last week. [Update: It's now a "Peaceful Protest Against Communism" outside City Hall]
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Thanks to defending the Capitol from Trump's thugs post 1/6, the National Guard is on the verge of collapse
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(BET)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby demands compensation for time spent behind bars
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Fri July 16, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz, Jeff Epstein and El Chapo walk in to a member of the bar
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(CNN)
 
 
 
King Manchin meets with Texas Dems, demands pared-down voting rights bill or they'll become court jesters when they get home
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Imperial March INTENSIFIES
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Capitol police immediately arrest small group of nine non-violent Capitol protestors. One wonders why they didn't allow them to wander around breaking things
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Thu July 15, 2021
(The American Independent)
 
 
 
At least the bribery isn't subtle
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"There's a lot that still divides us, but one thing we can all agree on is that Jamie Spears is a dick," - Matt "teen raper" Gaetz
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
McQarthy still undecided how best to sabotage the insurrection investigation
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Wed July 14, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Texas Democrats defy arrest threats after fleeing to D.C., Gov. Abbott says they should have gone to Cancun like a proper Texas Republican
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer introducing bill to make pot federally legal, hopefully by 4/20
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Tue July 13, 2021
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Texas, Ohio's governor empowers county council yokels to kill new wind or solar energy projects. Oil and gas initiatives, not so much
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In what could be a dangerous legal precedent, Capitol rioter found to be not a threat by reason of stupidity
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(Missouri Independent)
 
 
 
Wisdom of Solomon: Missouri Supreme Court to hear arguments on Medicaid expansion and Missouri Attorney General suggests how to split the baby: let people become eligible for coverage without actually providing it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New York proudly arrives in the 1940's and will now allow Sunday barbering
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Mon July 12, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gallagher raises $625,000 as Senate speculation rumors swirl. That's a lot of watermelons
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Once Big tech's most powerful lobbyist "The Internet Association has been shedding staff, losing influence on Capitol Hill and shrinking to near-obscurity in media coverage of tech policy debates in Washington". Good thing no new laws are pending now
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There may be nothing more American than this: A longstanding and well documented abuse of the legal system is attracting bipartisan reform efforts because it happened to a celebrity
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Seattle police officers who lied about being among the throng of terrorists attacking the Capitol might actually receive a little more than the usual paid vacation
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas Democrats walk out of special legislative session to prevent quorum to stop voting restrictions, education laws. This is not a repeat from the regular session
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump demanding his flying monkeys embrace the righteousness of the 1/6 insurrection
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Why would a Sovereign Citizen care who was president? BTW if you are in court and God, who is all powerful, didn't stop your appearance God must want you in court. To clarify God thinks you're a jerk too
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
"How is this the United States, where we're supposed to have more freedoms than anywhere else in the world, and we're incarcerating people for not having money?"
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Sun July 11, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Their filings and documents, to the layperson, have the look and feel of being actual legal filings, but they're actually flights of fancy, magical thinking"
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Sat July 10, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Founder of terrorist organization Oath Keepers spotted at CPAC
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Fri July 09, 2021
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Civics literacy supporters unsure of why Florida Governor DeSantis does not want increased civics literacy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Remington explains why they provided opposing counsel things like "filet minion" instead of the emails they wanted
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Arizona's Ice Cream Man is signing bills based on manufactured Fox News controversies
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
The GOP readies their new slogan "Back the Fark off so I can infect everyone and die"
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
"Climate policy isn't about imagining a spectrum from left to right and finding the sweet spot in the middle. It's a zero-sum battle with physics that doesn't give a damn about who's laughing with whom"
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Thu July 08, 2021
(YouGov)
 
 
 
Most Americans actually prefer compromise. Well, except for one certain group ... and you'll never guess what group that is
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Drug pricing lawsuit may cause Medicare to blow up
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Rep. Kinzinger: The GOP knew 1/6 was going to happen the way it happened. They're gaslighting you. Hold their feet to the fire. We will not let them forget
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Marjorie Failure Greene says something rational
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Wed July 07, 2021
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
No bond for the criminal mastermind who helpfully chronicled his terrorism all over social media so that the feds could come scoop him up like a big, dumb goldfish
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
"We're all Joe Manchin right now." Gross
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(CNN)
 
 
 
And thus, Jesus proclaimed "Let he who is without sin, throw the first Molotov Cocktail"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mo Brooks: "You can't name me in a civil suit. I'm a federal official"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There is no quiet part any more as GOP Representative says he wants '18 more months of chaos and the inability to get stuff done'
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The Feds will never identify me, I was wearing two masks while posing as a member of Antifa and filming the January 6th riot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mapping the insurrectionist arrests by state. Top prize gets the tag
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Right wing media outlets are conspiring to cover up the January 6 terror attack on the Capitol
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Congressman Paul Gosar says the quiet part out loud... with a bullhorn... in a Klan hood
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Tue July 06, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Capitol Police opening field offices in several states to investigate threats to lawmakers. Threats *from* lawmakers still a-ok
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(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
LOLno. Remember, this is also the same country that released Cosby on a technicality
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Happy Half Birthday, Capitol Insurrection
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Lauren Boebert tries to attack Jen Psaki and it goes pretty much as expected
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Four year military veteran who stormed the capitol had a notebook with writings and notes entitled "step by step to create hometown militia" and a rifle, shotgun and handgun, along with a fully constructed U.S. capitol Lego set. Normal Tourist stuff
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Sun July 04, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
House Majority Whip Jim Clyburn: We're totally gonna subpoena Trump
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(MSN)
 
 
 
National Review finally gets something right
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Sat July 03, 2021
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
FBI starts arresting peaceful US Capitol tourists for not being so peaceful when they encountered journalists
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Fri July 02, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ammon Bundy found guilty after prosecutors didn't sabotage their case this time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's totes normal for Congresspersons to take trips with insurrectionists, apparently
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
"Most consumers rank freshness, as determined by the date code indicated, as the most important attribute when purchasing milk". As opposed to Farkers, who gauge it by texture and regurgatory potency
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Thu July 01, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
*Rep. Gunbert clenches up hard enough to hold in a pork slider from her own restaurant*
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(Politico)
 
 
 
She's too old for you, dude
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Who gives a shiat, Kevin?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
BBC News confuses Bill Cosby with Bill Clinton in hilarious but understandable slip-up
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Vice President's staff upset that they are working for a less funny and more dysfunctional version of Veep
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It's not the NSA that's spying on you
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Wed June 30, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yo, dawg, I heard you like deplatforming, so a federal judge deplatformed law banning deplatforming
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Republicans in Congress are spending heavily on security in wake of the tourist-surrection
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(Independent)
 
NewsFlash
 
No, no - we said free BRITNEY
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Ignoring the precedent set by nearly every court that has considered this issue, including the Courts of Appeal for three different circuits, Trump-appointed judge says its fine for Rep. Boebert to block her critics on Twitter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US House to vote to remove Confederate statues (again). In other news, they probably won't (again). It's almost like there's a Giant Obstruction Party in the way of doing what's right
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules that marijuana is just a plant and you have the right to grow it at home
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Feds: "So, Detroit, what's this next line item? $13 million on 'stuff?' What stuff?" Detroit: "Uh, stuff. Demolition stuff. What more do you want?"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Country invaded and overthrown by the United States complains about new attacks being a blatant violation of their sovereignty
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Toyota: "We do not believe it is appropriate to judge members of Congress solely based on their votes on the electoral certification"
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Sun June 27, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Manson Family member offers to help lead the Tate-LaBianca investigation
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Morning Texas Fark: It's Facebook's fault if bad people use it to facilitate crimes. Evening Texas Fark: gun shops are totally innocent of mass shootings
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Sat June 26, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Police officer injured in January 6th Capitol attack asks McCarthy (R) to publicly condemn Republicans who downplay insurrectionists actions. No word on if the officer offered to lend him his spine for that
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(Politico)
 
 
 
No grift too petty: IG's report finds that Trump EPA officials handed out "no-show' jobs to friends, engaged in blatant nepotism when filling senior jobs and even kept fired employees on the payroll by pretending they were "teleworking"
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Fri June 25, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
5-4 SCOTUS So a credit reporting agency sent out false information labelling you as terrorist, costing you a job, a car loan or a mortgage? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Even Justice Thomas thinks this is farked up
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ottawa is tired of foreign terrorists crossing their border
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Six months after the Jan 6 insurrection, Kevin McCarthy sees fit to meet with Capitol Police officers hurt in riot. Oh the Human Ity, that's awe fully White of him
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security worried about conspiracy theory saying Trump will return to the White House in August, having to actually put effort in
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Thu June 24, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats in power again? DEBT CEILING CRISIS INCOMING
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Pelosi: The House ain't doin' shiat until Sinemanchin get their act together
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Florida Man pleads guilty to conspiracy and obstruction regarding the insurrection. So who did *he* give up?
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Tue June 22, 2021
(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
#AbbottHatesDogs
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Mon June 21, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Though not likely to have any impact on their sentencing, a court-appointed lawyer for the insurrectionists is teaching some of her clients history. Some of the defendants are having their eyes opened
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Out of hundreds of local candidates running in tomorrow's NYC primaries, the only one who has accepted an endorsement from Donald Trump was convicted of DWI, admitted to having a secret second family, and has only spent $113 on his campaign
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"If you're aiding and abetting terrorists by your actions in the Capitol, whether it was back on January 6th or with your votes today, you don't deserve to be a member of Congress"
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Sat June 19, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Technically, they are correct. It was, in fact, a *failed* insurrection
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas Governor still unclear on the whole "separation of powers" thing
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Fri June 18, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Andrew Clyde, meanwhile, was "screaming like a banshee" as the mob raided Congress. Clyde was also caught on camera desperately trying to barricade a door to the House gallery
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ms FAFO is still dividing Americans
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(Gainesville Times)
 
 
 
Rep Andrew Clyde (R-un Away) gives explanation for refusing to shake hands of member of US Capitol Police who was injured during the 1/6 insurrection. And the explanation is...***rolls dice***...he is going with the Ronald Reagan Defense
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Biden makes heads asplode over at the right wing's propaganda press machines
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida wackos accept challenge, show Texas it can't be No. 50 for long
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP is supporting Trump instead of cops
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Seeing Biden meeting with Putin appears to be the thing that finally got through to Trump that he is no longer the President
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Meet the 14 racist GOPers who voted against making Juneteenth a Federal holiday
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Paul Gosar's own sister blames him for being partly responsible for the Capitol Insurrection Terror Attack, which should make for some uncomfortable silences at the holidays
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
GOP seditionist/garbage human Andrew Clyde (R-GA), who called the January 6 insurrection a "normal tourist visit," refuses to shake the hand of Capitol police officer beaten unconscious during attack and subsequently awarded Congressional Gold Medal
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(Independent)
 
 
 
After announcing Texas will Build The Wall last week, now Gov. Abbott is soliciting donations from citizens to pay for it. Steve Bannon nods approvingly from his new yacht in St. Tropez
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Juneteenth passes Congress. Welcome to our new federal holiday
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Wed June 16, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Now that the war itself has technically been over for 12 years, and the authorization to go to war is old enough to vote, Schumer thinks it MIGHT be time to end the 2002 Congressional authorization to go to war in Iraq
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"'Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence" Oh, wait. This was the Trump Administration, so strike that, reverse it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another federal holiday is now all but certain
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Tue June 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill to bestow Congressional Gold Medal to officers who defended the Capitol passes House 406-21. The Usual Suspects voting "no" objected to referring to the events of January 6 as an "insurrection"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Accused of misusing campaign funds, congressman then uses more campaign funds to fight the charges
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Republicans ask very specific questions about how much the FBI knows about their role in the Insurrection? Will Democrats get answers? Will Wray name names? THIS is your Insurrection hearing, featuring FBI director Wray (2pm start)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian President Putin asks reporter if the US 'assassinated' Trump supporter Ashli Babbitt at the January 6th Capitol riot. There's a joke in here somewhere
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(KCUR)
 
 
 
Go ahead, Missouri, show us how stupid and regressive you actually are. Oh, dear
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Instead of rotting in some Federal prison this 1/6 insurrectionist wants to run for Congress
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Mon June 14, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boeing decides it's cool with treason
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There are three options in how Biden can deal with Manchin and Sinema. Well, four, but he's not Trump
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Nashville DA loves inclusive bathrooms. It's these signs he hates
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi now says she and her fellow Democrats didn't rebuke Omar for her controversial comments -- we thanked her. Yeah, that's it
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Fri June 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Justice department watchdog to investigate data seizure. A really good boy would have predicted the seizure
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(Politico)
 
 
 
I mean, he was great in the Usual Suspects and as the Collector in Infinity War, but what does he know about the Navy? ;)
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Jan. 2021: "I will murder Congress with this axe handle." May 2021: "Oww, jail bed make back all hurty"
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nah, zombies dress better
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Six-part article describes major reforms to prevent future corrupt US Presidents from becoming tyrants-in-chief. Hero tag to Boston Globe for publishing these editorials
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
There's a reason they aren't called 'Smart Boys'
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Extra benefits will be running wild in the street NCAA warns, hoping someone saves them from those devious athletes
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
The Congressional Black Caucus is blackballing a Republican Congressman. Maybe he shouldn't have supported the insurrection
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Stacy Abrams: A real American hero
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
I'd say Covid-19 addled Ted Nugent's brain, but he was a f*cking idiot beforehand
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Man charged for taking part in the 1/6 insurrection who was wearing a Q-Anon shirt now says he was a 'victim' of conspiracy theories spawned by 'very clever people' and, it goes without saying, he is NOT a clever man
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Super-PAC is formed and it's going to be doing one thing, and one thing only...Killin' Nazis....err Firing Rep. Madison Cawthorne. Well, six of one, half dozen of another, really
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump's impeachment lawyers are now defending the terrorists he dispatched to the Capitol
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Tue June 08, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Senate passes bipartisan US Innovation and Competition Act 68-32. It re-invests money into tech research and development to stay competitive AND sticks it to China for anti-competitive practices. A little of something for both sides
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Kyrsten Sinema proudly defends Senate tradition of keeping Kyrsten Sinema's name in the news cycle
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember all those terrible last minute rules that Trump instituted that Congress could reverse if they acted in time? Guess what?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Senate confirms Biden's first two Federal Judges. 70+ more to come
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate Report on the Trump-led January 6 insurrection was only allowed by Republicans if it didn't use the word "insurrection" and never mentioned Trump
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Connecticut goes to pot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
US: We have millions of J&J covid vaccines that are set to expire at the end of June. What do? Developing countries: If we may ... US: WE SAID, what do?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Support for same-sex marriage hits 70% in the US as the other 30% were still insisting Trump won the election
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Biden DOJ will keep defending Trump in rape defamation case
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Mon June 07, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New York considers resurrecting the great American tradition of trust-busting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court unanimously rules that immigrants can just forget about those TPS reports
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We've reached the point in the GOP's dissolution where one of its elder statesmen acknowledging the fact of a known historical event's existence constitutes "courage"
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Sun June 06, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
White farmers, who got 99.4% of Trumps trade war relief fund, are upset that non-white farmers are going to get debt relief from the Biden administration
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Manchin: Voting reform is too partisan. Also the filibuster isn't going anywhere. Wait... this guy still claims he's a Democrat?
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(GoneViral)
 
 
 
MTG demands Biden investigate things that aren't true by a date that doesn't exist
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rep. Stacey Plaskett (D-Virgin Islands) has the gumption to come out and remind everyone Trump committed treason
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Sat June 05, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Feds zip-tie a new eight-count, superseding indictment to the Motherboy Capitol terrorist team, Butt and Lisa
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(The Punch (Nigeria))
 
 
 
How will that nice prince get me my money now?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court did something intelligent
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Fri June 04, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
US senators: We must invest in science and technology. Also US senators: But we can't actually spend money doing that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mo Brooks, mo excuses
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Prosecutors want Capitol rioters to pay for $1.5 million in damage they caused, violating Reagan's firm policy against negotiating with tourists
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Pence: "I don't know" if Trump and I will "ever see eye to eye" on his assassination attempt
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Aristocrats brought a German Shepherd to the insurrection. Because why leave the dog out? That would be wrong. That would be very wrong
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
There are still 10 Capitol Police officers out of work due to injuries they received during that routine visitor's tour gone slightly awry on January 6th
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Thu June 03, 2021
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Any vaccinated Illinois Farkers want to get together and have a free beer?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You know, I'm really starting to like this Eric Swalwell fella
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Singer who used powerful soprano voice to scream 'f--k' and 'c--t' during Capitol riot arrested by FBI
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Capitol Hill protestor selling signed photos for $100
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz may soon learn that obstruction of justice isn't just a minor crime
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Wed June 02, 2021
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Rep. John Katko (R) demands Congress fully fund the restaurant revitalization plan that he voted against
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
California Senate: You've passed laws on WEEEEED, but have you ever done so...on shrooms? Would you like to?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
OK's governor signs a bill naming a portion of a highway after Donnie. What he didn't do was admit it publicly
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Tue June 01, 2021
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Look on the bright side, Mr. Terrorist: This means your livestream did manage to garner at least one viewer
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"All of us are here as representatives of a democracy that folks on the other side have decided they're not willing to defend"
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Mon May 31, 2021
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Legislature doesn't vote the way you want? That's a defundin'
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Democrats leave the chamber to deny Republicans a quorum in attempt to prevent passage of bill limiting voting
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Sun May 30, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Illinois becomes first state to ban police lying during juvenile interrogations
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Foxx is largest investor in marijuana hen house
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Sat May 29, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Because it's going to take all the alcohol to get through this year's Cowboys and Texans seasons, Texas will allow beer and wine purchases at 10 AM starting September 1
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hey predatory student loan companies --- your brief fling with federal protection is over. You get investigated now
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Fri May 28, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White nationalist quotes song about MLK being murdered by white nationalist
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bigliest ratings ever
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A majority of people charged in the Capitol attack aren't in jail and most likely won't serve time. I wonder if most of them being white has any bearing on this. These people are exactly the type of lunatics that need to be incarcerated
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
GOP rep Kat Cammack goes full Q
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Thu May 27, 2021
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
They have altered the deal, pray they do not alter it further
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Capitol Police: "We are pawns." Insurrectionists: "En passant"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White House butler to retire after 47 years. Was heard to mutter, "Oh god, the past 4 years. The horror...the horror"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart is doing everything he can to help veterans
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Tue May 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
I am immune for anything I did as president, forever, and that makes me king, see?
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
$enate to give Bezo$ more money for $pace $tuff
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(Change.org)
 
 
 
Boy, those numbers are climbing faster than Biden's approval ratings
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1861, President Lincoln suspended habeas corpus during the Civil War, a executive decision of dubious legality only outdone later when he suspended his wife Mary from the ceiling of the White House bedroom in a sex sling
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Mon May 24, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Obvious: Qevin McCarthy shouldn't be speaker of the house, Fark: oh shiat Bobert wants the job, Florida: Gaetz endorses Bobert
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sondland received no quid pro quo, sues pro quid
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1844, Samuel Morse asked .-- .... .- - / .... .- - .... / --. --- -.. / .-- .-. --- ..- --. .... - ..--
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
1/6 Insurrectionist: Hey media, I will sell you this exclusive video I shot inside the Capitol during the attack. Various media: Okay, here's over $90k. Feds: *yoink* We'll be taking that as "proceeds of a crime"
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Sun May 23, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Once GOP politicians get the prefix "former" to "Republican", they are suddenly very outspoken against Donald Trump and can clearly see how he bears responsibility for the January 6 Capitol riots
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Wait, Madison Cawthorn has had sex?
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Fri May 21, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders was trying to save the world, but the Senate is going to thwart his plans
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bipartisanship? In my DC? It's less likely than you'd think
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Marjorie Taylor Greene proves her level of competency by calling Nancy Pelosi a nazi and thinking HIPAA is an animal you kill on safari
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The inanity of Hannity shows why republicans have no humanity
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Democrats: How about we FUND the police?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ron Johnson claims he's doing his own investigation of the Capitol attack, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the investigation
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(CREW)
 
 
 
The insurrectionist members of Congress have received over $2.5 million in contributions from corporate PACs since January 6th
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Thu May 20, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The siren call of Instagram braggadocio takes down another terrorist
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House GOP leaders are urging Republicans to defund the Capitol police
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The NY Daily News comments on Trump's little lapdog Mitch protecting him and peeing on the Jan 6th commission in their usual, understated way
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(CNN)
 
 
 
35 Republicans in the House of Representatives had the personal courage and integrity to vote for an independent commission to investigate the January 6 Insurrection despite their leadership's best efforts to oppose it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Having sex with minors is a Republican tradition
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
She came THIS CLOSE to a moment of self-awareness
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP-controlled FL legislature passed a casino gaming bill that allows them to grant a Casino license to anyone whose proposed site is more than 15 miles from the Seminole Tribes' current casino. Guess who owns a golf club 15.2 miles away?
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Wed May 19, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The U.S. Capitol Police frown upon Republican shenanigans
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
New law would require the Pentagon to keep track of where that $740 Billion goes every year. And by "new" we mean they've been required to do so since the 90s but just didn't bother
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ron Johnson (R) not only opposes the January 6 commission, he also complains that Nancy Pelosi (D) did not protect the Capitol from the attackers that Trump and other Republicans riled up and let loose that day
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
On second thought, Missouri decides it doesn't want to honor a pill-popping, sexist, racist gasbag
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McConnell decides protecting the GOP is more important than protecting America
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Charles Manson objects to Tate-LaBianca murder investigation
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Tue May 18, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
A brief history of Massive Intelligence Failures in the United States. 1) Pearl Harbor. 2) The Tet Offensive. 3) 9-11. 4) UFOs. 5) The January 6 insurrection. Wait, go back one
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Rep. McCarthy (R) wants to blame minorities for the violent insurrection on Jan 6 by Trump supporters. #Winning
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(Salon)
 
 
 
PPProud Boys
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah Legislature to debate banning critical race theory from being taught in K-12 grades. What's critical race theory you ask? Why that's the theory that racism exists still in America
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
It's Monday. How about some good news for two of Fark's favorite states?
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz's investigation is just the start of a long road, getting from there to here
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Will Trump testify before the 1/6 Commission? Because Homeland Security has some questions
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(Independent)
 
 
 
And here's the entirely predictable photo of Georgia Congressional Rep. Andrew Clyde barricading the door against the January 6 insurrectionists who he later likened to "normal, everyday tourists"
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Sun May 16, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
I don't know whose testicles Chuck Todd stole today but for one brief and shining moment he did more than his usual dead eye nod when a Republican lied
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Fri May 14, 2021
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
MTG breaking the law. Whodathunkit?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican lawmaker accused of having an office that was a "Covid petri dish"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How farked is Matt Gaetz now that his "wingman" has taken a plea? A federal sex trafficking charge carries a mandatory minimum of a ten year sentence if the victim is under 18, and "Judge, I swear I thought she was 18" isn't a valid defense
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
After she attempts "I'm white" defense, Real Estate Nazi's lawyer changes course, employs "DOJ is just trying to look busy" strategy for Jan. 6 charges
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
DC police officer accuses the GOP of "peddling bullshiat" to downplay the January 6 terror attack
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
AOC: "MTG is the kind of person that I threw out of bars all the time"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Oooooo who lives in a storage space under DC? DOUG LAM BORN'S SON!
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Thu May 13, 2021
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Governor DeSantis (R-FL) signs bill into law, making to-go alcohol sales permanent, proving even broken clocks can be right twice daily, unless digital
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Catching up with the other nine Republicans who voted to impeach Trump
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Fooling people into thinking you care is good for the bottom line
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(Axios)
 
 
 
California is ungovernable and will be Thunderdome by the middle of next week. You should totally move back to Des Moines because San Jose didn't make you rich overnight
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
$enators Cantwell (D-WA) & Wicker (R-MS) threaten NASA with additional delays if their respective $tate$ don't get lucrative contract$ for Blue Origin'$ lunar lander$ and additional $L$ testing
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The US is divided and spending money on perceived partisan brands
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(US Senate)
 
 
 
Former Deputy Postmaster General Ron Stroman confirmed by Senate to the USPS Board of Governors. This is the first step in the eventual dismissal of DeJoy. Two more vacancies on the board being filled this week
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Wed May 12, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It's dawning on some GOP members that eating their own may not be the winningest of strategies
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Montana Governor Greg 'Genocide' Gianforte signs bill outlawing local level public health mandates meant to curtail the spread of infectious disease
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Centrist Democrats once again seek to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
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Tue May 11, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pelosi relaxes House mask rules, allowing members to remove masks when spewing lies and pointless dribble during debates
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal investigators seek the cooperation of Matt Gaetz's ex-girlfriend, hope to speak to her after fourth period history
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal investigators are almost done collecting all the evidence they need against Gaspedo Gaetz that indictments should be inbound within the month
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If you're looking for someone to blame for Section 230, it was AOL troll Zen ZZ03
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Mon May 10, 2021
(Popular Info)
 
 
 
You'll be shocked to know that Corporate PACs are already planning to sweep January 6th under the rug so they can resume donations to insurrectionist Republicans again
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Begun, the Insurrection plea deals have
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden's infrastructure plan is the furthest thing from Big Government
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Sun May 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rep. Clyburn says the most important facet of police reform isn't necessary for police reform
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Oath Keepers are having trouble recruiting and fundraising since January 7th or so. Gee... wonder why?
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Ohio GOP embraces cancel culture
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(Axios)
 
 
 
There are limitations to buying American
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Rising star" Elise Stefanik becomes "falling star" Elise Stefanik after failing purity test
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Thu May 06, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fox News anchor John Roberts keeps asking his Republican guests whether Liz Cheney or Donald Trump's version of the "Big Lie" is true because, even as a 45-year veteran journalist, well, darnit, he just can't seem to figure it out
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Alabama House passes medical marijuana law, making the state just 10 years behind the rest of the nation instead of the usual 30
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Bill to pay college athletes passes the General Assembly as Georgia tries to keep pace with Alabama. Rest of SEC to follow suit except Vandy - they know better
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Officer who was injured during Capitol attack pens letter about ongoing trauma, calls on lawmakers to recognize officers' bravery. Republican response: Whistling, crickets, tumbleweeds rolling, lots of yawns
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(Delmarva Now)
 
Boobies
 
Dear Ocean City please free the boobies
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy is terrified of the 1/6 Commission because he'd be forced to testify that he actually gave a damn about democracy for a brief moment that day, and Trumpers will *not* tolerate such loyalty to one's country over Trump
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Washington Examiner claims Trump-banning Facebook Oversight Board is staffed with members who at one time in the past may have worked for organizations accepting money from Soros-affiliated groups, so therefore...THE STOOPID, IT BURNS
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Wed May 05, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
We've reached that time of year where the U.S. Treasury says we are out of money for the 11,712th time and asks Congress to increase their allowance
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The GOP Civil War has begun. Obergruppenführer Scalise has come out in favor of Hauptmann Stefanik to replace Oberst Cheney. I haven't been this excited since Hitler invaded Russia in 1941
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Marjorie Taylor Greene goes on a stupid Twitter rant, and gets told. She then decides to double down, and gets told again
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former GOP rep says the House GOP are all a bunch of cowards and are secretly backing Liz Cheney and encouraging her to speak out. Though when the vote comes, we all know they'll save their own asses
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Louisiana's Senate unanimously agrees discrimination on hairstyles is a do not
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Grifters gonna grift. Trump Organization accused of abusing the UK's coronavirus furlough scheme after it claims up to £500,000 via Covid-19 job fund despite axing staff. This is my shocked face
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Did you know there was a Lauren Boebert parody site? Neither did anyone else until her press secretary sent the owner of the site a poorly worded take down notice. Lauren meet Barbara
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Sat May 01, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Family demands 10 million from Capitol Police because Ashli Babbitt found out
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz (R-uh Oh) is leading a group of conspiracy theory House Republicans to defund Postal Service investigative arm because they raised an alarm over more January 6th type attacks and totally not because they also prosecute sex crimes
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Fri April 30, 2021
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
How nasty is the special election in TX-6 to replace Rep. Jim Wright who died of Covid earlier this year? Some voters are reporting receiving an anonymous robocall accusing the front-runner, his widow, of murdering her husband for his insurance
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The biggest accomplishment in Biden's speech: zipping up the trousers of trickle down pissanomics
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The hottest new tour of the spring is Jail Bait Gaetz and the Jewish Space Lasers, coming soon to a RINO district near you
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Thu April 29, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lawmakers from a state synonymous with mountainous terrain and steep roads unanimously decide that legalizing sale of "to-go" cocktails is a dandy idea. What could possibly go wrong?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Insurrectionists 4 Congress
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(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Tim Scott: career moron
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN's Pundits grade Biden's address to the nation. See if you can spot the bitter right-wing troll in the mix
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Shoot yer machine guns in Arkansas. BRRRRRRRT
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
CT makes it official that Jesus can be your vaccine, but you better hope he can also afford your private school tuition
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Bill would let potheads legally own guns
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Members of the MAGA Fascist Brigade are showing Trump their loyalty by attacking Maxine Waters for having the hubris to do exactly what Trump did
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Tue April 27, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Watchmen say they'll watch the Watchmen. We all know how effective sequels are
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Federal Courts: The Trump Administration's "public charge rule" is illegal. Trump Administration: SCOTUS, we want you to hear our appeal. SCOTUS: OK. Biden: On second thought, we're good. Red State AGs to SCOTUS: can WE appeal? SCOTUS: LOL, no
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
So apparently SCOTUS Justices can not be forced to recuse themselves from cases where they have a vested interest. If only the Constitution had some means of removing SCOTUS Justices for improper action
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Mon April 26, 2021
(DeadState)
 
 
 
Texas couple arrested in Capitol insurrection, with handy "How it started/How it's going" collage
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico: Democrats lose election ... won by a Democrat
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kansas Gov decides that maybe, just maybe, allowing kids who aren't considered mature enough to buy beer to carry concealed is a BAD idea
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Sat April 24, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Democrats to their Republican colleagues: Really? You're going to force a floor vote on censuring Maxine Waters? Oh it is ON now, you insurrectionist motherfarkers
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
There are dumb reasons for rioting at the Capitol on January 6th, and then there is "I thought I was breaking into the White House"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Right wing cancel culture coming for chocolate chip cookies. Okay, they haven't really. Yet. But it's only a matter of time based on their past performance
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US Senator Josh Hawley (R-ipJack) hopes his philosophy of absolute governmental anarchy will propel him to the Presidency. It has worked before
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Fri April 23, 2021
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Arkansas governor Asa Hutchinson (R-easonably aware of Constitution) vetoes bill that would prohibit local police from enforcing federal gun laws, but surely the South will whine again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
James Clyburn (D-SC) is the next congresscritter to get fined for refusing to be screened at the Capitol. Yes, you read that right
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(Morning Consult)
 
 
 
Sorry progressive activists, Senate Dems are bailing out of court packing
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
" I'll take Liz Cheney in a bar fight every day and you can have the Matt Gaetzs and all those individuals"
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republicans incensed that no one believes their racist euphemisms for denying D.C. statehood
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(Axios)
 
 
 
House passes bill that would finally make Washington D.C. the 51st state, now will go to the Senate to die a certain death because one Democrat controls everything
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(Vox)
 
 
 
House proposes statehood, Fark tag for DC
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