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Sun February 05, 2023       Santos finally tells the truth source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 67   Thu February 02, 2023       94% of all US Senators and Congresspersons have at least a Bachelor's Degree. George Santos is the only one with 53 Nobel Prizes, however source: pewresearch.org   |   share: 89   Tue January 31, 2023       71% of the Republicans in George Santos's district want him to resign from Congress and quit his other jobs as Chief Surgeon at Saint Eligius Hospital and Captain of the Hill Street Police Station source: mediaite.com   |   share: 129   Mon January 30, 2023       'Very high' odds of war with China, US Republican warns, possibly because republicans need someone to go to war with source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 95   Fri January 27, 2023       Barr ally Eastman faces disbarment in the West source: calbar.ca.gov   |   share: 36   Thu January 26, 2023       Just when you thought the GOP could never produce a worse VP pick than Sarah Palin, you betcha a new candidate appears source: motherjones.com   |   share: 144         What possible harm could come from giving a sociopath access to classified information? source: thehill.com   |   share: 38         BASHIR: But the point is that if you lie all the time, no one will believe you, even if you're telling the truth. GARAK: Are you sure that's the point, Doctor? BASHIR: What else would it be? GARAK: That you should never tell the same lie twice source: mediaite.com   |   share: 37   Wed January 25, 2023       Kevin McCarthy says that Schiff and Swalwell can't be on the Intelligence Committee because integrity matters. That's the joke source: mediaite.com   |   share: 69   Tue January 24, 2023       Damn. There go my vacation plans source: yahoo.com   |   share: 146         I get the sense that Pence will be on defense for an immense offense at our expense. Hence, the suspense is intense source: cnn.com   |   share: 88         I suppose that's slightly ironic, given the source source: cruz.senate.gov   |   share: 93   Mon January 23, 2023       SCOTUS delivers unanimous blow to disabled vets who miss their filing dates source: airforcetimes.com   |   share: 72         No** source: usnews.com   |   share: 70         Pope Francis: Hey, you there, yeah, you mooks there in Peru, knock it off with all the fighting, and burning , and smashing stuff of God's-a gonna be super pissed off at you source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 48         Four Oath Keepers found guilty of the obvious seditious conspiracy they conspired for source: cnn.com   |   share: 190         Kansas GOP just can't take no for an answer source: wibw.com   |   share: 63   Sun January 22, 2023       Lawmakers seek to uphold the Constitution source: apnews.com   |   share: 59   Sat January 21, 2023       Newsweek pulls Trump's greatest hits out of the cutout bin. 'Oh Hillary' and 'Barak around the clock' don't stand the test of time. 'Biden my time' remix and 'My vaccinated heart' fail to chart source: newsweek.com   |   share: 57         GQP Ship, go fark yourself source: politico.com   |   share: 81   Fri January 20, 2023       House GOP concerned Santos might be a Democrat source: thehill.com   |   share: 66         Of all the opinions written that were utterly devoid of reality, this one is the devoidest source: washingtonexaminer.com   |   share: 65         Unimpressed by his defense involving invisible evidence, court tells Scowly-Face Peter Navarro he's going to trial this month source: politico.com   |   share: 21         George Santos has figured out how to have all his constituent phone calls transferred to another Congressman. 1 down, 437 to go source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 43   Thu January 19, 2023       Virginia's GOP-controlled House have voted down a bill introduced by an actual doctor that would have allowed doctors to prescribe psilocybin, or "magic mushrooms,"to treat PTSD or "End of life anxiety" because drugs? Drugs are BAD mm'kay? source: apnews.com   |   share: 89         DuhSantis bans AP class because it might make Floridians too smart source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 96         Florida politician takes a crack at the "falling out of windows" shtick source: floridapolitics.com   |   share: 24   Tue January 17, 2023       Congress turns off the juice at Judge Rotenberg center source: wcvb.com   |   share: 57         Sinema and Manchin explain to the world's wealthiest people exactly how much they enjoy taking their money and appear to be "independent" yet really do whatever those rich people tell them to do source: mediaite.com   |   share: 81         Lauren Boebert says 'conspiracy theorists' shouldn't be on committees. THAT'S THE JOKE source: newsweek.com   |   share: 67   Mon January 16, 2023       Elon Musk breaks into new market for Twitter source: bbc.com   |   share: 75         Tennessee Congressman insists there were streetlights in the Bible source: mediaite.com   |   share: 108         If? IF?? source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 76   Sun January 15, 2023       Republican says smoking of cigars inside the Capitol Is "about freedom," and definitely not about being a belligerent asshole source: newsweek.com   |   share: 214         Congress members were paid last week during the chamber's protracted speaker fight without being sworn in. The NY Post wants you to be OUTRAGED source: nypost.com   |   share: 39         It has come to this: George Santos stealing clothing source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 99         Lying liar defends lying liar. No surprise there. Just another day at the GQP source: cnn.com   |   share: 40         I'm walkin' here source: cnn.com   |   share: 45   Sat January 14, 2023       I hope you weren't planning on anything positive happening for America this year. Because we have wall-to-wall Garage Gate and Debt Ceiling for the next 12 months. Drink up source: mediaite.com   |   share: 123   Fri January 13, 2023       Maybe if George Santos is shamed into resigning from Congress, Anthony Devolder can replace him. After all, Devolder has an impressive résumé that includes -- hey, wait a second source: mediaite.com   |   share: 70         Not guilty, on account of this one being especially stupid source: mediaite.com   |   share: 100         NY GOP Rep says it's Biden's fault Santos lied his way into office. Say he never lied while leading the Baruch volleyball team to state or securing peace with Omicron Persi 8 source: newsweek.com   |   share: 47         GOP divided on impeachment push source: thehill.com   |   share: 59         Remember when Trump was impeached twice by the House of Representatives? No, you don't. And no, the lights are NOT dimming. You must be losing your mind, Bella source: thehill.com   |   share: 84         Stand Back and Blame Me source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 28   Thu January 12, 2023       The Stopping Another Non Truthful Office Seeker Act? Boy that's a long title. Why don't they give it acronym using the first letter of each word? S-A-N-T-O .... oh source: thehill.com   |   share: 80         Embattled Rep. George Santos: "If 142,000 people ask for me to resign, I will resign". You know what to do New Yorkers source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 106         Article speculates on "how the George Santos (R) scandal could finally end". He becomes House Speaker? source: vox.com   |   share: 65         An easy way to smoke out which US Congresspeople are on Russia's payroll is to propose displaying a bust of Zelenskyy on Capitol Hill....annnd MTG just took the bait. Strange: Joe "you lie" Wilson introduced the proposal source: politico.com   |   share: 72   Wed January 11, 2023       Took my chances on a big jet plane. Never let 'em tell you that they're all the same. The sea was red and the sky was grey, wondered how tomorrow could ever follow today's 7pm ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com   |   share: 84         "In the House it's a showdown between GOP moderates and the far -right. Which one will win?" Well, given one of those groups is purely mythical, or at the very least completely extinct in the wild, that's a pretty easy question to answer source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 81         Joy Reid accuses House Republicans of attempted wokeness. Now honestly, what is that? source: mediaite.com   |   share: 85         The Democrats personified "smug" during McQarthy's Speaker debacle, but now that it's over and they've gone back to mere "disarray," do they have any kind of plan? Slate asks the question source: slate.com   |   share: 102         House Krazy Klown Kaucus may have the chance to blow up government and tank the U.S. economy as early as this month source: apnews.com   |   share: 310   Tue January 10, 2023       George Santos explains that as a PhD in Ethics and the author of numerous peer-reviewed articles exploring ethics and government he can state with complete certainty that he has done absolutely nothing unethical and should be reinstated as president source: cnn.com   |   share: 56         Katie Porter wants to bring the white board to the Senate source: cnn.com   |   share: 124         Well, now we know what Qevin paid for George Santos' vote: House Rules package guts the Office of Congressional Ethics by removing all Democratic members and forbidding the office, which currently has just one investigator, from hiring new staff source: msn.com   |   share: 85         Everything the crazies wanted they got, and next to no one cared to stop them. Overton window continues its slow march to the right source: politico.com   |   share: 103         US House passes repeal of IRS funding 221-210 in its first legislative vote. Stupid, more to come, yes source: thehill.com   |   share: 131   Mon January 09, 2023       As far fetched as this might sound, George Santos allegedly hid the source of campaign donations source: msn.com   |   share: 94         Larry Tribe weighs in on Jim Jordan's plans to subpoena the FBI to force them to turn over all the evidence they have on Trump and his 1/6 co-conspirators: "He's obviously legally illiterate" source: msn.com   |   share: 83         Jim Jordan is in the ring, about to bodyslam the DOJ's investigation into DOJ, and... BAH GAWD KING, IS THAT GLEN KIRSCHNER'S ENTRANCE MUSIC? source: msn.com   |   share: 59         The super-honest Rep. George Santos filed 37 separate reimbursements with his campaign for exactly $199.99, one penny below the FEC threshold requiring a receipt, invoice, or cancelled check, so you know he didn't commit campaign finance fraud source: cnn.com   |   share: 98         Ashli Babbitt's mom takes a shot at civil disobedience source: chicago.suntimes.com   |   share: 206         Ruling that the storming of government buildings by Bolsonaro supporters could have only happened "with the consent, and even active participation, of public security and intelligence officials", Brazil's Supreme Court suspends the regional governor source: msn.com   |   share: 64   Sun January 08, 2023       Tech issues could unite Congress source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 27         Stay classy, Florida (Congress)Man source: huffpost.com   |   share: 83         "The deal McCarthy struck was an inexplicable act of self destruction" source: cnn.com   |   share: 189         The names of 81 false electors who tried to usurp the 2020 election without any legal consequence are signed into the Congressional record. Oh Lawd, is that Dana Nessel's music I hear? source: cnn.com   |   share: 67   Sat January 07, 2023       Would you believe that McCarthy was forced to endure 14 humiliating failed votes because A) a principled stand on the issues, or B) a personal vendetta? source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 85   Fri January 06, 2023     Former Marine is running against Josh Hawley. And we've seen how poorly Hawley runs source: riverfronttimes.com   |   share: 83         Convicted Jan. 6 rioter runs for Congress in effort to cut out the middle man source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 65         Take a chance on me, take a chance on the MSNBC Discussion Thread at 7:00 PM ET source: msnbc.com   |   share: 144         Trump sued over his part in the death of Capitol Police Officer Brian Sicknick source: npr.org   |   share: 61         Reasons why Democrats should be cheering Kevin McCarthy on for speaker: his concessions to right-wingers would mean it would be harder for him to run the chamber - and harder for Republicans to hold on to it source: vox.com   |   share: 154         Meet the scumbag companies barfing money into the troughs of the pigs who tried to destroy American democracy source: motherjones.com   |   share: 33         The 2023 Blue Collar Comedy Tour set to do twelfth set in just three days source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 207   Thu January 05, 2023       The House hasn't been this productive in decades source: theonion.com   |   share: 36         Adam Kinzinger (R-etired?) doesn't stay unemployed for long, joins CNN as paid contributor source: thehill.com   |   share: 55         Nine times? NINE TIMES source: cnn.com   |   share: 296         McCarthy's failure is "peak TFG" as "congressional Kardashians" are governing like they're aattention-starved Real Housewives of the Face Eating Leopard Party source: vanityfair.com   |   share: 52       Biden to SCOTUS: "Listen up you Jesus freaks. I'm going to help these average Americans with their student loan debt because they deserve a hand after 40 years of policies that helped everyone but them. That's a fact, Jack" source: cnbc.com   |   share: 81         George wears a "Santos De Cartier" watch on the House floor. Tag is for the high likelihood source: mediaite.com   |   share: 95         He just can't help himself: on his official House website George Santos proudly proclaims he voted "no" on the Omnibus spending bill. Which would be difficult since the bill was voted on Dec 23rd and he has yet to be actually sworn in source: alternet.org   |   share: 114         McCarthy has utterly caved to all of the GQP extremists' demands. They're still not gonna vote for you, Qevin source: cnn.com   |   share: 138   Wed January 04, 2023       After his sixth failed vote Kevin McCarthy calls for a break as something is slowly dawning on him that we've all known for YEARS: you can neither reason or bargain with MAGA-publicans, whatever you offer it's never enough source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 183         Pascal's Political Calculus? source: ktla.com   |   share: 49         Being supported by your peers is not always a good thing source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 54         Or, as Santos himself will tell it later, "one of the few moments during my first day in Congress where I was able to catch my breath from all the people who wanted to sit by me, congratulate me, and get an autograph" source: slate.com   |   share: 96         On the verge, Sean? source: mediaite.com   |   share: 61   Tue January 03, 2023       This is the Speaker election that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some Q-lovers started voting knowing what it was and they'll continue voting forever just because this is the MSNBC thread that never ends starting at 7pm ET source: msnbc.com   |   share: 192         Republicans are revolting. Also, they're not voting in lockstep source: bbc.com   |   share: 164         Will Kev get the votes or will Cheryl Johnson, clerk of the House continue her reign in charge? Congress is voting to establish a quorum and the Speaker vote is next. CSPN live 12:30pm ET source: cnn.com   |   share: 1898   (Some Guy)       Alan "Old Eel" Dershowitz tries to wiggle himself off the Arizona voting machine law suit hook:"I barely know these people, and what are these 'voting machines' you speak of?" source: pinalcentral.com   |   share: 53         Steve Bannon wanted to "Turn up the heat" after Jan. 6, presumably by throwing more plywood on his hobo firepit source: huffpost.com   |   share: 95         With just hours to go before the House Speaker vote, Kevin McCarthy appears to be a dead man walking to the House floor without enough votes source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 241   Sun January 01, 2023       George Santos (if that is his real name) must be seated in Congress, because it's naïve, unrealistic, and dangerous to demand truth from politicians source: thehill.com   |   share: 302         The most batshiat political moments of 2022 source: vox.com   |   share: 50   Sat December 31, 2022       Fox supports lying liar source: mediaite.com   |   share: 112   Fri December 30, 2022       One would hope source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 67         What the January 6 Committee's final report missed because they wanted to concentrate on taking down Trump source: motherjones.com   |   share: 45   Thu December 29, 2022       No lie, here's the complete list of NY Rep.-elect George Santos' lies, deceptions and fabrications. That we know of. So far source: gothamist.com   |   share: 104         Rep. Jim Jordan was so anxious to look away from his Jan. 6 imbroglio that he began to prematurely ejaculate Biden administration subpoena checks that his current position can't cash source: politico.com   |   share: 61         George Santos tries to explain how he went from making $55k a year to making upward of $3.5 MILLION a year, seemingly overnight. Turns out he bailed from a company that was busted for running a Ponzi scheme just before the Feds raided them. Hmmmm source: semafor.com   |   share: 117   (Some Guy)       The fundamental fallacy Of "Christian Nationalism," or "Who would Jesus hate?" source: politizoom.com   |   share: 130         Jamie Raskin has diffuse large B-cell lymphoma to go with his diffuse large brass balls source: cnn.com   |   share: 49   Wed December 28, 2022       Biden signs bill removing bust of former Supreme Court Chief Justice Roger Taney from Capitol. Republicans: "DRED SCOTT" source: thehill.com   |   share: 79         Today's headline for the 7pm ET MSNBC thread must have been flying Southwest. Subby hopes you all are comfortable and safe wherever it is you are source: msnbc.com   |   share: 90         House Sergeant at Arms, DC National Guard head both agree response to 1/6 US Capitol terrorist attack would have been vastly different if "the makeup of the crowd not been overwhelmingly white" source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 86         Apparently Donald Trump had his head so far up his arse he didn't know the WH schedule was public until the final weeks of his presidency source: nypost.com   |   share: 78         Despite their saying otherwise, the January 6 Committee's report is an inherently political document because the committee is made up of politicians, who are by definition political. Therefore, the only appropriate result is ANGH. I am smart source: msnbc.com   |   share: 163         Congress passes the Jeffrey Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Act source: apnews.com   |   share: 58   Tue December 27, 2022       DL Hughley calls for Trump to be indicted for manslaughter in connection with the 1/6 attacks. And while he makes a good point I'd have to hear Cedric the Entertainer's expert legal analysis before I make up my mind source: msn.com   |   share: 31         Oh, you're so condescending. Your gall is never ending. We don't want anything, not a thing from you. Your life is trite and jaded. Boring and confiscated. If that's your best, your best won't do in the 7pm ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com   |   share: 101         Moonbeam successor adds lunar holiday source: sfgate.com   |   share: 55   Mon December 26, 2022       It's Boxing Day. Why hasn't one of the landed gentry created the 7pm ET MSNBC thread yet? source: msnbc.com   |   share: 117         Florida man realizes he has no future and no hope, goes on crazy rampage against former friend source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 154         West Point to remove all its Confederate monuments from campus. In other news, West Point still had Confederate monuments on campus source: cnn.com   |   share: 120         Fantasies of a megalomaniac source: alternet.org   |   share: 72   Fri December 23, 2022       How DC National Guard almost deployed in response to 1/6 US Capitol terrorist attack without permission, emphasis on "almost" source: militarytimes.com   |   share: 73         And as Biden and the GOP tussle in the center ring over aid to Ukraine, Rupert Murdoch's Wall Street Journal comes flying off the top rope and delivers devastating elbow to..the REPUBLICANS? source: mediaite.com   |   share: 37         "The rule of thumb we've been using is that Maddites are welcome as long as they're not certain they're right," I said. "As soon as you're sure you're right, there's no point in your being in the 7pm ET MSNBC thread" source: msnbc.com   |   share: 142         Senators decide that Democracy shouldn't rest on Mike Pence's courage source: npr.org   |   share: 34         Defendants investigating the investigators face further investigation source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 30         It turns out the US actually has top men running secret government warehouses source: npr.org   |   share: 78   Thu December 22, 2022       Gas Pedal Gaetz uses lots of words to say he's a Putin stooge source: msn.com   |   share: 98         After a moment of silence, we broke for an intermission, and food and drinks were brought out on trays by stewards. Apparently, the need to eat after a funeral was as universal as the 7pm ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com   |   share: 121         Cirque de Douché: Arizona will now remove the shipping container wall it already has spent millions building source: ktla.com   |   share: 78         Matt Gaetz and gun-toter Lauren Boebert were allowed to blow past Capitol security before Zelenskyy speech. You'll never believe what happened next /s source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 154         Turns out Kyrsten Sinema's not all that independent, at least when it comes to having staffers pick up her groceries, fix her home internet, and book her weekly massage source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 75         Despite spending all that time in his Maine woodshop drinking White Claw and being a rugged Patriot, it turns out Tucker Carlson is pro-Putin and anti-democracy source: msn.com   |   share: 139   Wed December 21, 2022       Because you're once, twice, three times a [voter] source: huffpost.com   |   share: 30         Just in time for Christmas, Kellyanne Conway is back in the news. What a gift source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 70         Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue. Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn BORK BORK BORK. What are we cooking in tonight's MSNBC discussion thread, live at 7:00 pm EST? source: msnbc.com   |   share: 143         Jake Tapper: "The reason that Senate Republicans are coming into this deal with the devil in their view is because they look at Kevin McCarthy and his gang of flying monkeys." I understood that reference source: mediaite.com   |   share: 37   Tue December 20, 2022       The new omnibus bill gives DOJ extra funding to help investigate and prosecute those involved in January 6th source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 38         "It is a center for the holding of meetings," Jules explained. My mind went straight back to Arsibalt's complaints about the banality. The aliens have conference centers and 7pm ET MSNBC threads source: msnbc.com   |   share: 172   Mon December 19, 2022       In Court, you may plead Guilty, Not Guilty, or "Your Honour, I blame my Criminal Lawyer" source: newsweek.com   |   share: 76         Jan 6 Committee refers Qeven McQarthy, Gym Jordan, Scott Perry, and Andy Biggs to the House Ethics Committee source: thehill.com   |   share: 114         I dumbly watched and recorded our discharge from the 7pm ET MSNBC thread. Paperwork, it seemed, was one of those Protic attractors that remained common and unchanged across all cosmi. Rachel Maddow starts an hour early to dissect the J6 hearing source: msnbc.com   |   share: 133         Trump earned a few referrals, never passed sophomore English or US Government source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 484   Sun December 18, 2022       Schiff or get off the pot source: theguardian.com   |   share: 86         ♪ Qevin's in jeopardy, baby. Ooooo-oo-oo-ooooo ♫ source: huffpost.com   |   share: 104   Sat December 17, 2022       If you're keeping track of how long after the January 6th attack on the Capitol the feds will be arresting people... well, they're still arresting people, less than a month shy of the 2-year anniversary source: justice.gov   |   share: 116       RI Congressman David Cicilline has drafted a bill that bars Donald Trump from running for public office. "You don't get to lead a government you tried to destroy" source: abc6.com   |   share: 71         Where else would you send a Kennedy? source: bbc.com   |   share: 62   (Some Guy)     Rejoice, no longer is a Gatorade bottle and adult diapers required for truckers at depots.The Trucker Bathroom Access Act was introduced in the House. Shippers, retailers, and marine terminals would be required to open their facilities to truckers source: freightwaves.com   |   share: 100   Fri December 16, 2022       Douglas Jensen, 43 of Des Moines, Iowa gets to spend the next 5 years regaling his cell mates with the story of the time he led all those people into the US Capitol to '"Stop the Steal" and save the county from a Satanic cabal of reptiloids source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 78       Dred Scott! Congress is finally removing the bust in the Capitol of Supreme Court Justice Roger Taney who wrote the decision and replacing it with Thurgood Marshall, the first Black person to serve on the high court source: npr.org   |   share: 73         Immigration reform gets kicked to the next Congress, who will likely kill it source: rollcall.com   |   share: 63         One... two... three... THREE potential criminal referrals for Trump. Ha ha ha ha source: politico.com   |   share: 328         Finally a cure for the Politics tab source: boston.com   |   share: 76         "For now, your standard capacity magazines are safe," but as for your children? They're farked source: apnews.com   |   share: 142   Thu December 15, 2022       Then I followed a series of pictographic signs to a terrace on the roof of the hospital, where I found the Maddites elbow-deep in their 7pm ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com   |   share: 97         Indiana law firm to Madison Cawthorn: Fark you, pay us $193,000.00 source: wral.com   |   share: 33         McCarthy is still all aboard the Trump train. Thuga sluga Q crew source: huffpost.com   |   share: 29         One single man stands in the way of overwhelmingly popular marijuana legalization. One single bitter, sneering fossil who wouldn't know a good time if it bit his decaying ass source: nj.com   |   share: 132   Wed December 14, 2022       Kanye fails the animal/vegetable/mineral game source: hitc.com   |   share: 67   Tue December 13, 2022       I can't guess what he saw on my face. Some mix of bemusement and shock. For I had just seen a glimpse of an alternate Narrative in which we had visited appalling destruction upon one of the 7pm ET MSNBC threads source: msnbc.com   |   share: 128         Next on the chopping block: birth control source: vox.com   |   share: 345   Mon December 12, 2022       Mark Meadows and the 34 Seditious Shiatweasels source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 192         Lawmakers being terrible at following the law, Part 77 source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 23         Fake psychic sentenced in $3M fraud scheme. See, this is why you never want to get hooked on faux noetics source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 39         Interesting: "TPM has obtained the 2,319 text messages that Mark Meadows... turned over to the House select committee" Fail: Article does not contain any of the text messages source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 77         Agent Smith subpoenas Georgia Secretary of State source: cnn.com   |   share: 53         Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi eats nails for breakfast. Former New York Mets center fielder Lenny Dykstra unavailable for comment source: mediaite.com   |   share: 29   Sun December 11, 2022       A young man confronted Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis about the number of people dying from gun violence and was told, "Nobody wants to hear from you." Well, Ron, guess what this young man's new job is source: huffpost.com   |   share: 114   Fri December 09, 2022       She may have the law on her side, but more importantly Peru's new President has the guns on her side source: apnews.com   |   share: 36         Family of Paul Whelan: "The Biden Administration made the right decision to bring Ms. Griner home, and to make the deal that was possible, rather than waiting for one that wasn't going to happen" source: boston.com   |   share: 250         Meadows, Eastman, Clark, Giuliani, and Trump source: cnn.com   |   share: 57         GOP congresswoman melts down over the horrifying prospect of people being allowed to just live their farking lives without a big, stupid, christofacist boot on their necks source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 127   Thu December 08, 2022       All thanks to his Noodliness, it seems all Trump's three nuts are all different kinds of nuts and can't agree on the correct form of fascism source: vox.com   |   share: 35         First order of business for the GOP-controlled House: Investigate AOC for...something source: usatoday.com   |   share: 223   Wed December 07, 2022       Rep. Gonutz stands by the statement TFG says he did not make source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 45   (Some Guy)       Peruvian President Castillo dissolves Peru's congress hours before they vote to remove him from office...annnnd he's already arrested source: kawsachunnews.com   |   share: 52         Apparently Joe Manchin was just being a trolling edgelord this whole time source: slate.com   |   share: 145         Warning: With investments of this type it is possible to lose more than your initial investment source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 31         90 Biden judges have been approved in his first 2 years, more than Obama or Trump. Nearly half of the 90 are women of color source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 278         Child labor isn't just for Third World countries anymore source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 33   Tue December 06, 2022       I'd like to say we moved as drunks, but it would be an insult to every sloshed fraa who had staggered back to his 7pm ET MSNBC thread in the dark source: msnbc.com   |   share: 196       Capitol Hill Police and surviving family members receiving Congressional Gold Medals: Here's a handshake for you Nancy Pelosi, and one for you Chuck Schumer. Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy: "Can we get handshakes too?" HANDSHAKES DENIED source: politico.com   |   share: 114         J6 committee says criminal referrals are coming. Charges and voltages to be determined source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 437         Facebook threatens to remove news from its platform if Congress passes a proposed media law. Oh no. Where will our drunk uncles get their current events knowledge now? source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 28   Mon December 05, 2022       Former US Rep. David Rivera (R-FL25) arrested for signing $50 million consulting contract with Venezuela "to curry favor with the ... Trump administration," not registering as foreign agent. Another one bites the bust source: local10.com   |   share: 32         Senate plots pro-pot move for the upcoming lame-duck session. They clearly know they are going to need it once they see the Republican House agenda source: axios.com   |   share: 61   Sun December 04, 2022       Rumor has it that moderate Republicans are in talks with Democrats to derail Kevin McCarthy's bid for Speaker. Naturally, Trump is freaking out source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 113   Wed November 30, 2022       In March, a bipartisan group of eight congressmembers came together in a rare display of unity to call on the SEC to stop looking into FTX and similar crypto ventures, so let's Find Time to eXamine their campaign donors source: prospect.org   |   share: 30         Newly elected US Rep. Dale Strong (R-AL5) endorses TFG for President in 2024, invites him to rally in his district. Truly he represents white supremacist majority in Alabama source: whnt.com   |   share: 26         White Supremacist denies he was part of secret plan to embarrass Trump, it's not like Trump needs help in embarrassing himself source: mediaite.com   |   share: 54         Musk sets sights on killing more Jobs source: msnbc.com   |   share: 38         "House Democrats pick Hakeem Jeffries to succeed Nancy Pelosi, the first Black lawmaker to lead a party in Congress" source: cnn.com   |   share: 420   Tue November 29, 2022       Oath Keepers founder is guilty of trying to overthrow the government source: msn.com   |   share: 434         Ron DeSantis displays the Republican commitment to the free market and corporate autonomy- unless the company does something they don't like source: msn.com   |   share: 213         Senate set to approve same-sex marriage bill that codifies Obergefell into law today. It then only has to be approved by the House and signed by the President before SCROTUS rules it unconstitutional source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 897   Mon November 28, 2022       Sen. Home Economics and Sen. Draft Dodger might have absolutely no idea what they are doing in crafting legislation? You don't say source: cnbc.com   |   share: 76   (God's Spies)       'I mean, Christ, this is a woman who was brought up in Baltimore politics. We weren't working with some neophyte' source: neuburger.substack.com   |   share: 137         They gotta nip it Andy, nip it in the bud source: thehill.com   |   share: 48         Braveheart has entered the room source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 173         Gilded or Gilead? source: thehill.com   |   share: 51         Seven lawmakers who broke congressional conflicts-of-interest laws will soon be unable to break congressional conflicts-of-interest laws because they will no longer be lawmakers source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 27   Sat November 26, 2022       GQP controlled House will demand the Homeland Security Secretary to resign or face impeachment over the non-existent border crisis source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 196   Wed November 23, 2022       DoJ: Hey, Mike Pence, now that you've written this nice book and all... why don't you come in for a chat source: yahoo.com   |   share: 63   Mon November 21, 2022       Riley Williams, noted fascist and ren faire enthusiast, found guilty of 6 of 8 charges for her role in Jan 6th and immediately remanded into custody pending sentencing source: cnn.com   |   share: 77         Texas Legislator does his part to Keep Austin Weird, files a bill to cancel both the City of Austin and the Austin City Council; replacing them both with a "District of Austin" source: kxan.com   |   share: 73         Popcorn futures soar on news that the 1/6 committee will release "all the evidence" within a month source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 127         Pence says Trump flouting the law by refusing to return boxes of top secret documents 'sent the wrong message'. OK, I'm paraphrasing a little source: theguardian.com   |   share: 59   Sun November 20, 2022       He says "totally nonfunctional majority" like it's a bad thing source: msn.com   |   share: 103         Uber, for when you really want to invade the Capitol when your Tinder date is done source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 44   Sat November 19, 2022       What if Merrick Garland is actually playing 3D chess and we're playing checkers? source: emptywheel.net   |   share: 158         Retired USAF Lt Col found guilty on six charges for invading Senate chamber during 1/6 US Capitol terrorist attack. Kiss that military pension goodbye source: militarytimes.com   |   share: 168   Fri November 18, 2022       Because you're all idiots, Bret source: mediaite.com   |   share: 98   Thu November 17, 2022       Madison Cawthorn figures what's 2 months in the "I have to go now. My home planet needs me" phase of his political career source: yahoo.com   |   share: 137         Pelosi to step down from Dem leadership, a position she's (seemingly) held since the First Continental Congress source: cnbc.com   |   share: 585         The answer to the headline is absolutely yes, he is off the hook source: cnn.com   |   share: 173         Pelosi announces that she will be discussing her "future plans" today, terrifying Republicans with the prospect that they may now have to hang all their progressive boogeyman efforts around the necks of Hunter Biden and AOC source: cnn.com   |   share: 214   Wed November 16, 2022       Right on cue, here come the "Trump is Disqualified Under the 14th Amendment" challenges. Tag is for whether anythin' gonna happen source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 117         TFG literally delivered his 2024 campaign announcement to a captive audience source: huffpost.com   |   share: 148         Five-foot-tall woman named Pennsylvania's first President pro tempore of their Senate. "Yeah, I say I shatter glass ceilings and I am two feet high, so I have to stand on a chair to do it" source: local21news.com   |   share: 38   Tue November 15, 2022       Do Clarence and Ginni Thomas share bank accounts? source: msn.com   |   share: 25   (Some Guy)       Severe persecution complex. An extreme and inappropriate response to possible adversarial events. Or, for Matt Gaetz, Tuesday source: washingtonpress.com   |   share: 43         Google fined nearly 0.16 percent of its 2021 profits for blatantly and repeatedly tracking users without permission. That'll show 'em source: bbc.com   |   share: 7         Former president/potential felon fires his secretary/coffee guy/girl for not reminding him that he was supposed to show up for a deposition yesterday for the January 6 Committee and promises to get right on it after his calendar audit is completed source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 68   Mon November 14, 2022       Good morning Farkers. Here's Mike Pence to brighten your day source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 77         Now that the midterm results are in and before the 2024 campaign gets going, it looks like Republicans feel Trump was more responsible for January 6th than before source: yahoo.com   |   share: 106   Sat November 12, 2022       You can have our computer chips when you pry them from our cold, dead trading relationship source: globalnews.ca   |   share: 5   Fri November 11, 2022       Like Kari Lake will grow up source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: 91   Thu November 10, 2022       House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is mobbed by photographers like a rock star at COP27 summit in Egypt. Next up we may see her crowd surf source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 18         Be vewy, vewy, quiet...It's Babbit season derpderpderpderpderpderpderp source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 94   Wed November 09, 2022       It's occasionally advantageous to take the stand in your own defense. Stewart Rhodes just experienced what usually happens source: msn.com   |   share: 44         Gay people getting elected is common now, so common you have to have at least two pieces of flair to be noteworthy, like being the first openly gay immigrant elected to congress source: advocate.com   |   share: 22         Rep. Scalise (R-LA), who happily spoke in front of the local chapter of the Ku Klux Klan, announces his intent to become House Majority Leader source: thehill.com   |   share: 72         Netflix Presents: 'Knives Out For Kevin McCarthy.' The true story of a petty, little man who gets what's coming to him when he's thrown to a pack of rabid MAGAts source: mediaite.com   |   share: 77   Tue November 08, 2022       Stewart Rhodes uses the "I was drunk" defense, as if he had been posting on Fark source: cnn.com   |   share: 92   Mon November 07, 2022       To answer to the headline's question: Nothing source: msnbc.com   |   share: 91         Watchdog group: Go ahead and announce TFG. We dare you source: huffpost.com   |   share: 92         Old and busted: Republicans in opposition want to shut down Democrat government. New hotness: Republicans want to get elected to shut down their own Republican government source: msn.com   |   share: 97   Sun November 06, 2022       SCOTUS now has the opportunity to use one single nursing home case to strip away the rights of millions of patients across the country. Gosh, wonder if they'll do it? source: npr.org   |   share: 83         Hey, y'all, turns out that performing a C-Section is way harder than it looks on the TV source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 44   Sat November 05, 2022       Framers: The Articles of Confederation were useless so here's a new Constitution. SCOTUS: We're going back to the Articles source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 113   Fri November 04, 2022       Mogul's SS detail learned of the threats to VP on Jan. 5th, 2021. Hoosier's SS detail learned of those same threats during the J6 Committee's hearing revealing them to the public source: cnn.com   |   share: 32         The Hole in One RV storage facility outside of Phoenix, actually did have a hole, filled with drugs, guns, and a lot of cash source: azfamily.com   |   share: 12   Thu November 03, 2022       That Q-believer MAGAT who attacked Paul Pelosi and wanted to break nancy's kneecaps? He didn't even vote in the "stolen" election, because he was an illegal alien....from Canada. I for one say it's aboot time that we built that wall, eh? source: msn.com   |   share: 113   Wed November 02, 2022       Let's see if releasing some emails will persuade Clarence Thomas to start recusing himself source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 151         Fox News Town Hall appreciates Tim Ryan's abortion response source: alternet.org   |   share: 91         After the Jan. 6th attack, the Oath Keepers went back to Virginia for some ethnic food source: cnn.com   |   share: 90   Tue November 01, 2022       Lindsey subsequently overheard contacting the pope for a Hail Mary source: cnn.com   |   share: 89         Tucker Carlson doesn't actually report on "facts" or "reality." He just makes crap up and Fox sends it out as news. Some people don't seem to understand this source: mediaite.com   |   share: 82   Mon October 31, 2022       Constitutional scholar claims retaliation violates the first amendment source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 49   Sat October 29, 2022       St. Louis school shooter failed federal background check. How was he able to get and keep his guns? MO has the Second Amendment Preservation Act, which claims state law supersedes federal law on issues of gun ownership source: kpvi.com   |   share: 113   Fri October 28, 2022       That attack on Nancy Pelosi's husband? The wasn't a random home invasion or burglary, it was political terrorism source: npr.org   |   share: 448   Thu October 27, 2022       Sassy may work in Tallahassee, but it's not really a Gainesville thing source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 29         All together now this is the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC source: msnbc.com   |   share: 175         Mike Pence wants you to know that you have no right to "freedom from religion." Sorry, Farkers source: lgbtqnation.com   |   share: 459   Wed October 26, 2022       I got it all together now with my very own disco clothes. Hey I am really somethin'. That's what you'd probably say. So smoke your little smoke, drink your little drink while I dance the night away. I'm a 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com   |   share: 148         For some unfathomable reason people guilty of trying to overthrow the government think the Supreme Court is going to protect them source: thehill.com   |   share: 103         Sen. Marco Rubio calls on Republicans to use their oversight role to investigate 2020 BLM riots when they regain the majority source: upnorthlive.com   |   share: 138         Biden is failing to stop GOP Judges from trying to kill his student debt relief program. Maybe we should stay home this election to teach the Dems a lesson source: vox.com   |   share: 344         Someone please explain how this is not a terroristic threat source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 91   Mon October 24, 2022       Seditious conspiracy trial of "Oathkeepers" leader Stewart "you'll shoot your eye out, kid" Rhodes delayed due to him catching 'vid. Don't worry, if he didn't die of cringe when his sexts were read out in court last week, nothing can kill him source: msn.com   |   share: 25         Tech startup guy with prominent GOP fans thinks US should be an autocracy ruled by a startup guy source: vox.com   |   share: 165         Tucker declares war on Republican Congressman for a minor slight to his snowflake son, Buckley source: mediaite.com   |   share: 77         Ted Cruz is out of the closet source: newsweek.com   |   share: 82   Sun October 23, 2022       Surely our nuclear arsenal wasn't in the hands of someone dumb enough to fall for this source: axios.com   |   share: 64         Alex Jones baselessly accuses democrats of stealing the election source: alternet.org   |   share: 90   Sat October 22, 2022       Don't listen to the drunk lunatic source: mediaite.com   |   share: 72         The Fifth Circuit finds protecting consumers unconstitutional source: vox.com   |   share: 119   Fri October 21, 2022       CNN decides that "you fools, sentencing Bannon to four months in prison was exactly what we wanted so you lost again" is the sort of coverage the world needs source: cnn.com   |   share: 86         President Biden cuts the U.S. budget deficit in HALF as a clever gimmick before the elections - Republicans, probably source: cnbc.com   |   share: 84         Federal judge dismisses states' challenge to President Biden's unconstitutional Academia bailout source: thehill.com   |   share: 39         Steve Bannon could be awarded a well deserved vacation today with free room, meals and orange jump included source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 314         Republican gag on my first amendment rights? it's more likely than you think source: theguardian.com   |   share: 79   Thu October 20, 2022       Tourist gets 3.5 years for stopping to rub ass stank all over vice-president's chair en route to trying to murder Congress source: npr.org   |   share: 54   Wed October 19, 2022       Another day, another crime. Trump signed court documents that knowingly included false information regarding election fraud source: politico.com   |   share: 118         Val Demmings humiliated Little Marco at their lone debate source: cnn.com   |   share: 96   Tue October 18, 2022       Politico wrings its hands in concern over "future Democratic stars" losing in the impending red wave source: politico.com   |   share: 60         Disbarring me or even disciplining me would be a flagrant abuse of power source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 33         That sound you heard coming from Truth Social? That was TFG shooting into his own foot source: vice.com   |   share: 101         NY Gov. Kathy Hochul: Oh hey look, Lee Zeldin's text messages have been dredged up by the House Jan. 6th committee which show Zeldin giving detailed instructions to Trump WH Chief of Staff Mark Meadows about how to discredit the 2020 election results source: amny.com   |   share: 41         What do Congress and UFOs have in common? They may be celebrating Christmas 2022 together source: the-sun.com   |   share: 25         Indiana Governor Eric Holcomb will not consider pardoning low-level marijuana offenders for the obvious reason that prosecutors would have done all that work for nothing source: fox59.com   |   share: 28   Mon October 17, 2022       MTG: You support defunding the police. Flowers: You're selling defund the FBI shirts on your website source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 146         Prosecutors seek six months in the Big House for Steve Bannon so he can spend more time perfecting his toilet wine recipe source: cnn.com   |   share: 83         Senator Mike Lee is hung like a horse. Ladies love him. Once scored 5 TDs in the homecoming game for his high school to win the National Championship -By Senator Mike Lee source: sltrib.com   |   share: 33   Fri October 14, 2022       People who love Trump because they think he's rich also hate AOC because they think she's rich source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 67         Secret Service member had multiple totally normal, not at all creepy or concerning phone calls with Oath Keepers source: cnbc.com   |   share: 56         Big tech, small achievements source: axios.com   |   share: 31         Coming up next: Trump-Pelosi cage match source: thehill.com   |   share: 63         A big chunk of the FBI sympathizes with J6 insurrectionists source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 92   Thu October 13, 2022       Lawsuit brought by several adult film stars alleges that OnlyFans paid bribes to several top Meta executives to ban the woman from advertising on Facebook or Instagram so they would be forced to use OnlyFans instead source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 11         Jan. 6 committee subpoenas the orange man source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 376         SCOTUS to TFG: Drop Dead source: cnn.com   |   share: 306         AOC is only 33 today but she's been living in the GOP's head for what seems like decades source: biography.com   |   share: 148   Wed October 12, 2022       Burn out the day, burn out the night. I'm not the one to tell you what's wrong and what's right. I've seen suns that were freezing and lives that were through, but I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com   |   share: 187   Tue October 11, 2022       Over 1 million Secret Service communications we were assured were lost, deleted, and unrecoverable have been found, undeleted, and recovered. And provided to congressional investigators source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 74         The fate of the modern internet now rests in the hands of SCOTUS. Welp, we're boned source: slate.com   |   share: 138   Mon October 10, 2022       It's getting busy in the food/politics crossovers: the Supreme Court to consider objections to California's pork standards source: vox.com   |   share: 20

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