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Fri May 25, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Say, remember when Republicans said that repealing Obamacare was so that the government wouldn't get in between you and your doctor? Good times, man
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sshhh. Don't tell liberals that their hero Barney Frank, the great crusading avenger who saved them all from those mean, nasty banks, actually works for a bank that benefited from his legislation. They're fragile, those liberals -- truth scares them
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Thu May 24, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Don Cheeto sent his consigliere to the Gang of Eight briefing this morning
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but the Senate's anti-harassment bill is tough on aides but soft on elected officials
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Wed May 23, 2018
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Convicted criminal Joe Arpaio shows he's more ready for the old folks home than he is for the U.S. Senate
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"The people who run the world worship Lucifer, perform human sacrifices, and drink blood"
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Tue May 22, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good news everybody. Infrastructure Week is back on
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Whoever faked the public comments to the FCC about Net Neutrality even impersonated a couple of sitting Senators. NOW can we get a proper investigation of it?
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
And here is Betsy DeVos failing to answer even the simplest questions
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(The Week)
 
 
 
We now have the laziest Congress in history thanks to the do-nothing Republicans ..which is not necessarily a bad thing
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
House Republicans call for special investigator to investigate the special investigation
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Alabama sues the Census Bureau because their 3rd grade reading level means they have a hard time understanding "counting the whole number of persons in each State"
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Trump's wall payment coming from Mexico; New hotness: Trump's wall payment coming from Gofundme
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Remember when Americans were free to form a union and bargain collectively? Good times
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Appeals Court rules against Trump, saying the case can move on to discovery. No, not the Mueller probe. No, not the Stormy Daniels case. The other one
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And what do we know about headlines in the form of a question?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP is revolting
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Nunes may have just taken a chunk out of a very bitter grapefruit
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Fri May 18, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
This is why we can't have a nice government, people: "Hacker interrupts virtual congressional debate with gay porn"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan's message to voters: if Democrats win Congress in the midterms, they will hold Trump accountable
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
NewsFlash
 
Senate votes to save net neutrality rules. Bill will now be sent to the House where it will promptly be killed
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A definition of "asymmetrical warfare": you spend about $50K to send 12 operative to America to attend flight school and hijack airplanes. The country you attacked bankrupts itself by spending $3 trillion in response to your provocation
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(Medium)
 
 
 
So, it looks like AT&T's payments to Cohen got them a direct meeting with Ajit Pai and another guy who also hates net neutrality
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donors are backing out of the GOP tax scam
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump is draining the swamp by burning the Federal government to the ground, in such a way that it won't ever recover. Deliberately
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Congressional job approval is now at 17% in May. Although two weeks still remain to get it down to the usual single digits
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Mueller Probe. May Your Birthday Wish Come Trea..treaso... ah True
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"States rights" advocates saddened to learn what states rights actually means
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apple and Samsung decide there's nothing quite like the joy of beating a dead horse
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In wake of Supreme Court ruling, NFL looks to Congress to protect fans from "the potential harms posed by sports betting to the integrity of sporting contests and the public confidence in these events"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
You will no longer have to travel to Vegas to put it all on the Washington Generals, who are due
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Fri May 11, 2018
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Congressional candidate Pat Davis (D-NM) releases 15-second TV ad with opening line many can agree with: "Fark the NRA." As political ad, TV stations must run it unedited by law
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Menendez: So what did the president know about the Trump Org trying to bribe the President of Panama to save their mob hideout in Trump Panamanian Pleasure Palace?
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Former Chicago Congressman and current convicted felon/child sex offender Mel Reynolds guilty of failing to file federal income tax returns, says he's "done with America," vows to return "home" to Africa once his latest prison stint is complete
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Thu May 10, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Suddenly, Jared Kushner is VERY concerned about improving prison conditions for nonviolent offenders. Hmmmm, wonder why
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Battle for the Net)
 
 
 
The battle for net neutrality isn't lost. Keep fighting. Contact your lawmakers to save net neutrality
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Two Pence, none the richer
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The GOP fights for the tattered remains of its soul today as voters head to the polls for primaries in North Carolina, Ohio, Indiana, and West Virginia, the latter two a referendum on Trump. Polls are open now, the last closing at 9PM ET
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan says the House and the Senate have struck a deal to bring about the next financial crisis
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After conservative congressmen call for a vote to hold Attorney General Sessions in contempt of Congress for failure to turn over materials on the Mueller probe, Speaker Paul Ryan sighs, rolls his eye, and pretends not to hear them
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Mon May 07, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Rosenstein and top F.B.I. officials have come to suspect" "some lawmakers were using their oversight authority to gain intelligence about that investigation so that it could be shared with the White House", which was obvious to Farkers months ago
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Sun May 06, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The alleged leader of the free world mocks the Batlacan victims so he can stump for NRA votes. Every decent human being has a problem with this
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you'd like to update Geocities site, today is your lucky day. You can yell at those kids on your lawn later
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: 'I know, i'll just insult my way out of this mess.' Trump's legal team: [facepalm]
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Wed May 02, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
All in all, it's another entry on the wall. Ty Cobb leaves, Trump may actually have to face a Grand Jury, and, well, I declare tonight's animal to be the honey badger. It's your weeknightly MSNBC discussion thread, starting at 8pm ET
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
And the next attorney to step down in about two months with his credibility in shatters and reputation ruined forever is...Emmet Flood. Applause, applause, applause
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Congressmen claim they are homeless in DC because they just can't afford to rent a room on their paltry $174,000 a year salary
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Tue May 01, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former Secretary of HHS, Tom Price: We've made a *teeeeeeeeeeeeerrible* mistake repealing the individual mandate
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Mon April 30, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trey Gowdy says Yeah, we issued a report but it ain't all that, and if you want to know what really happened then wait for Mueller's report
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trey Gowdy wants Ronny Jackson investigated
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Sun April 29, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
President Leeroy Jenkins threatens government shutdown just before midterms if border security isn't funded. DO IT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Court rules that Texas will remain a red state for at least a few more elections
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Sat April 28, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Come laugh, LAUGH at the amateurs. What you call "Heavy-drinking," we call "Monday Morning"
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Fri April 27, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mo Brooks (R-AL) doesn't realize that everyone saying the GOP is going to get killed this fall wasn't meant to be taken literally
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Attention: No more strapping AK-47s to your drones
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Wed April 25, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's pick to head the VA is a pill popping pill pusher. Kanye wants to be Trump's BFF. Jeff Sessions tells congress his isn't sure he'll resign if Rosenstein is fired. Eastside rapist captured in Sacramento. It's your MSNBC thread. Starts at 8pm ET
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
He SAID this, out loud, in public: Mick Mulvaney, the interim director of the CFPB, told bankers and lobbyists on Tuesday that they should give more campaign contributions if they want to weaken the powers of the bureau he runs
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Ajit Pai is slow-walking the official net neutrality repeal because he knows it's a giant dumpster fire
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Supreme Court ensures that Drew won't have to fight patent trolls any time soon
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
After the Parkland shooting, the NRA has been on the ropes, right? Just kidding, they set a new record for fundraising in a single month
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Fri April 20, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The DNC is suing the hell out of the shady characters involved in the Trump Campaign. Stormy Daniels' lawyer says a possible Cohen indictment is close to coming down. Will it be a fresh Friday hell? It's your MSNBC thread. Fun starts at 8 p.m. ET
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
CIA confirms Pompeo never actually fought in the Gulf War, contrary to his bio. Next thing you'll tell me is that Sessions didn't actually serve in the Confederate Army
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In honor of 4/20 - Top Dem says Let the States Decide
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nothing really new in the story, but the picture of Cory Booker yelling at a stunned turtle makes the click worthwhile
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
GOP working to ensure Trump fires Mueller
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Hawaii lawmakers have proposed a $100 million emergency aid package for the storm-damaged island of Kauai. Puerto Rico wants to move to Hawaii
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Wed April 18, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Adam Schiff introduces the Abuse of the Pardon Prevention Act that would allow Congress to determine whether a pardon is an effort to obstruct justice. House GOP does The Hustle
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Well, at least Trump's nominee to head NASA is squeaky-clean. LOL J/K
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Tue April 17, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congress is required to pass a budget that balances itself within 10 years; but thanks to the looming trillion-dollar deficits, that would require cuts the would be politically suicidal. So the Budget Cmte chair has a plan: Eliminate the Budget Cmte
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules that crimes committed by immigrants that have a "risk of violence" are not enough to deport them. Bonus: Gorsuch was the deciding vote
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Sat April 14, 2018
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Turns out the separation of powers laid out in the Constitution are optional if you have a secret memo that the public and Congress are not allowed to read
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Thu April 12, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Mayor declares "we're the same as Iowa". Just say you wanna be President, Primary Boy
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan's party begins to realize he now treats them like he used to treat the country. Somewhere in a dark corner of hell Ayn Rand is laughing
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Steve, "If babies had guns they wouldn't be aborted," Stockman is found guilty on all but one charge at his federal fraud trial in Houston
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sens. Grassley and Feinstein will give up some nap time and hold hearings on "protect Mueller" bill next week. Seems there's a teensy weensy itty bitty chance he might need protecting
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
11 senators to the FCC Chair: We feel that Sinclair Broadcasting's "must run" pieces are distorting the local news and violate FCC standards and request you open an investigation. Pai: nahhh they're all good bro, no need to check
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
"Toys R Us was killed by greedy profiteers, not Amazon"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rosenstein just gave Nunes plenty of reasons to buy his neighborhood grocery store's entire grapefruit inventory
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Wed April 11, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Retiring Senator regrets his vote adding $190 trillion pennies to deficits over the next decade. Why didn't anyone warn him the tax bill would be so fiscally irresponsible?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump seems to have attended the Al Capone School of Business Management: After "Elliot" Mueller stages a devastating raid on his mouthpiece's office, Trump is having dinner with his underbosses in Congress. Maybe he'll talk about his enthusiasms
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Tue April 10, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nothing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Secretary of State nominee Mike Pompeo reaches out to Hillary Clinton for advice. No doubt on how to act while being investigated
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Congress considering impeachment. Fark: Of Rod Rosenstein
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky governor to teachers: "You get nothing. You will get nothing and like it"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tammy Duckworth (D) becomes first Senator to give birth while in office. Figuratively speaking, of course
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
The Border Patrol has thousands of job openings it can't fill. If only there were a pool of labor nearby willing to do the jobs Americans won't do
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
EPA officials say there have been an "unprecedented" number of death threats made against Scott Pruitt ... and those were just from EPA employees
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Sat April 07, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
South Carolina legislature working to show the US government who is really the boss. This may be a repeat from 1860
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Rep. Blake Farenthold (R-eimburse) leaves now to avoid any questions about the $84,000 of taxpayer money he used as a sexual harassment settlement which he promised to pay back
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Tue April 03, 2018
(EFF)
 
 
 
Worried about companies losing your data? Well, worry instead about US and foreign law enforcement having warrantless access to your data. Have a nice day, citizen. And pick up that can
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Here's a handy guide. If you find bushels of cash, you may have a congressional tenant. If you find lube, several cartons of grapefruit, a microwave, and a well-worn Extreme cassette tape with "More Than Words" on repeat, then you may have a Devin
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Yertle's hold on the Senate as described by fellow republicans: "It sucks"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Who better to hit the campaign trail for beleaguered Republicans than the beleaguered Donny Junior?
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Sat March 31, 2018
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri lawmakers consider reversing post-Ferguson court reforms because limiting revenue-based law enforcement reduced municipal revenue
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
♪ One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do / It even happens to Russian ambassadors, too ♪
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wonder why these past few days have been a dumpster fire for Trump? Turns out it's infrastructure week again
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
It appears the women of the Senate have had it up to here with these monkey flipping perverts in this monkey flipping Senate
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Court says emolument case can go forward. You get a Trump tax return, and you get a Trump tax return. Everyone gets a Trump tax return
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump bans government funds from being used to buy portraits, saying officials should just use their charitable organizations instead
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN host quotes the Bible at evangelical Rick Santorum and calls out his complete hypocrisy for continuing to claim piety while supporting Trump and his profound lack of morals or ethics
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Tue March 27, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
SHS doesn't feel the need to make up new lies when caught, the NRA is potentially in even deeper crap than previously thought, and Trumpy continues tweeting dumb shiat. MSNBC discussion thread, Taco Tuesday edition, fun starts 8pm EDT
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney plans to stand up to Trump....by demanding the deportation of Dreamers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bro. Bro. BRO. I got this
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Mon March 26, 2018
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
"It's absurd, and it's chicken shiat. I don't know if that's one or two words." While this could describe most of Congress, in this case it specifically refers to Paul Ryan's learned helplessness in the face of corporate use of eminent domain
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Steve King [R-acist Iowan] tries to tie Parkland survivor Emma Gonzalez to "Communist Cuba"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jimmy Carter: I prefer Presidents who aren't impeached
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Sun March 25, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Chris Wallace has to explain to Steve Mnuchin why the president can't have a line item veto
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Republican House candidate wants to impose an 8pm curfew for all DC-based politicians because "nothing good happens after 8pm." You know...she may have a point
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Man severely beaten by another prisoner awarded $300,000 in a lawsuit. State then keeps half after subtracting the cost of his imprisonment. You bet that's another lawsuit
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
As students were marching for their lives and safety from guns, the Justice Department ended school safety studies
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Sat March 24, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Leopards start munching on head leopard's face
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump: The new spending bill means we're going to start building the wall "literally on Monday". Narrator: It literally doesn't
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(AP News)
 
 
 
White House staffers worry their credibility is on the line over the constant position changes taken by their boss. In other news, White House staffers thought they had any credibility left to lose
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Congress to remove scandal-tainted president. No, not that one. Nope, not that one either. No, missed again. You're getting warmer...yep, THAT'S the one
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Congress gives itself bonus in spending bill. Only fair because they regularly try to bone us
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sen. Risch tried to kill the spending bill because of his hatred for a dead man
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Trumps says Democrats didn't want DACA. Let's see what congressional sources say about the negotiation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump to Congress: PSYCH. Seriously you guys suck, but PSYCH. GOP: Thank you sire, you are right as always. Please sir may I have another?
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Bolton push for war with Iran? Will Donny veto his own party's spending bill? Will the Stormy tape drop? Are these seriously questions? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1300)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In a public display not seen since 1999, Republican puts country squarely before party
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So this is the real reason Trump flipped on the spending bill and now says he might veto it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump threatens to veto spending bill meant to avert another government shutdown, because the Democrats forgot to address the problem facing those poor DACA recipients whom he threw into limbo by removing DACA protections
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Thu March 22, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Now granted, this is expecting competence from a Trump Adminsitration official, but isn't rule #1 for being an official spokesman NOT to say "we decline to comment" when someone asks if your boss was telling the truth in SWORN TESTIMONY he just gave?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Best Buy will no longer sell Huawei phones because if China's gonna spy on you they'll have to go through Facebook like everyone else
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Federal trial for $1.5 million in fraud is underway for one of Fark's favorite former Texas congressmen, Steve "If babies had guns they wouldn't be aborted" Stockman
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(Vox)
 
 
 
If you think it's ridiculous we spend as much on defense as the rest of the budget combined, here's some good news
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House judiciary Democrats claim firing Jeff Sessions would trigger "waterfall of crisis"....which to be fair would most likely look like a drop in the ocean of crisis that is the Trump administration
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Freedom Caucus Chairman Mark Meadows (R-N.C.) said Thursday he has stopped answering phone calls and text messages after a gun-rights group posted his cell phone number on their Facebook page
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like we're going to have another shutdown, the best shutdown, believe me
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Maybe
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Blake Farenthold (R-TX) is contemplating hanging up his jammies
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Tue March 20, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Every family in America has to balance their budget". Unfortunately, America is currently being run by Frank Gallagher's family
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Playboy model Karen McDougal sues for the right to talk about her extreme bad taste in relationships, still won't address all of the missing kittens
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Judge rules that lawsuit filed by one of Trump's accusers, Summer Zervos, can move forward -- meaning that he could be interviewed under oath and subject to discovery as part of the lawsuit
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders says President Trump lashed out at special counsel Mueller because he is frustrated. Forgets to add "and afraid, panicky, and very guilty"
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Following their repeated losses in the courts over their gerrymandered maps, PA Republicans move forward on impeaching all Democratic members of the state Supreme Court
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Everybody can relax, now. Paul Ryan has "assurances" that Trump will not fire Mueller. And if you can't believe everything these two say, who can you believe?
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
The USS Gerald R. Ford, the most expensive warship in history, was plagued by cost overruns, delays, and Hey guys let's try building two at once
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Democratic member of Congress calls for an armed overthrow of the government
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Sun March 18, 2018
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Larry Kudlow says the economy will increase by 4-5%. Although it should be noted this is the same guy who said in 2007 there was no recession on the way
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Sat March 17, 2018
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Good news America, our national debt has hit $21 trillion with no signs of stopping because our government is spend happy
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Big Business: "Wait, you mean we're now going to have to pay full price for those box seats and can't write them off on our taxes anymore? Well, screw that noise"
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Fri March 16, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Retired four-star U.S. Army general declares Trump a threat to national security
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Who Didn't See This Coming", it appears that the GOP has gerrymandered themselves into a corner
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Oldest member of the House of Representatives dies... RIP Louise Slaughter
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Thu March 15, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Senate votes to relax banking regulations because it worked out so well in the past
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Tue March 13, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
NASA still doesn't have an administrator and the acting administrator is aborting his mission
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Mon March 12, 2018
(10 News)
 
 
 
News: Illegal Mexican hides from ICE for 6 years Not news: By getting a job Fark: With Border Patrol
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Sun March 11, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Neighbor pleads guilty in attack on Sen. Rand Paul after judge rejects his defense that the senator couldn't take a ribbing
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The GOP has altered the tax code. Pray they don't alter it any further
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren crushes many Dems' hopes for 2020
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Sat March 10, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos demands states stop attempting to prevent student loan companies from putting college graduates into indentured servitude
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Fri March 09, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
House passes bill requiring themselves to pay for their own sexual harassment settlements instead of using taxpayer funds. Stay tuned for next week's bill in which they redefine "sexual harassment" to exclude anything Congressmen do
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
With all other issues in Minnesota taken care of, legislator offers to present a bill to ban ... "Bachelor" contestant
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Hannity's Uranium One conspiracy set to decay into Nothingburgerium
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee Republicans affirm their belief that stopping adult gays from marrying is more important than stopping child molestation
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Tue March 06, 2018
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Warren: And f*ck you, and f*ck you, and f*ck you, and f*ck you, and f*ck-no, wait, you're cool Bernie, and f*ck you, and f*ck you, and f*ck you, and f*ck you, and f*ck you, and f*ck you, and f*ck you, and f*ck you. Now then, onto the Republicans
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. Special Counsel: Kellyanne Conway violated the Hatch Act. White House: She simply expressed the President's obvious position that he have moleople in the House and Senate who support his agenda
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats want to address the scourge of lawmakers sleeping in their offices
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Rep. Gary Ackerman (D-NY) joins the PR firm Gotham Public Relations, which is best known for handling the Trump campaign in its early stages in 2015, and, of course, The Wayne Industries Account
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
"If Obama had a week like Trump just had, he'd be in Guantanamo," argues Van Jones about the right's willingness to overlook Trump's treason
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Sat March 03, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A ban has just been put in place to prevent the sale of AR-15 rifles in the State Of - aaaaaaaand it's gone
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
We totally meant to hold public hearings on this bill exempting ourselves from the Public Records Act, but then it would be public record. You understand our dilemma, I'm sure
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Fri March 02, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Former democratic presidential hopeful and destroyer of all things Franken urges congress to take up sexual harassment bill
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There's our conservative man of principle
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Thu March 01, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Mooch says "morale is terrible" inside the White House. So, same as outside the White House
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin had to ask UCLA not to share a video of his talk as too many students were heckling him
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Indiana legislature passes law making "Firefly" the official state insect, thwarting rural "Lightning Bug" lobbyists
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Wed February 28, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
U.S. government argues that process of obtaining emails from Microsoft Ireland's data center is too slow and cumbersome when you have to involve "treaties" and "warrants," wants to use a tech law written in 1986 to get around them
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turns out Trump won't be gifting the airlines with billions of dollars in taxpayer assets after all
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Tue February 27, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Pence says abortion will end in US 'in our time'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Alabama is so completely against same sex marriage, some marriage license offices have refused to issue any -- gay, or straight -- since 2015
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Suck it, Reeses Cup
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
In news that will shock no one, the NRA spends a LOT of money on the Texas Congressional Delegation
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Sat February 24, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Emoluments suit gets personal, embroiders "45" on its legal briefs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
During CNN town hall, NRA mouthpiece Dana Loesch slammed the loose background check process America has in place--a process the NRA fought tooth and nail to create
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Fri February 23, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
"Utah senator does a little day drinking, then presents a bill to delay .05 DUI law"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Married GOP House candidate in Arizona (who also happens to be a minister) exchanged flirty texts with his staffer, but brushes the whole controversy off as "false tabloid trash"
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Thu February 22, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The state of Vermont merges the booze department with the scratch-off-ticket department. Considering adding the guys who regulate smokes or the people who regulate Little Debbie Snack Cakes to complete the trifecta
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Billy Graham to lie in US Capitol next week, presumably about his comments on homosexuals and Jews
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Florida state house responds to school shooting by A: Hiring more armed guards? B: Passing more funding for better security? or C: Forcing schools to post "In God We Trust" signs?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney is already blowing it big time by being Sir Respectful to President Trump and his failings. It's time to take the gloves off and biatchslap him, Mittens
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The FCC will officially execute the Internet tomorrow. Thanks everyone, it was a hell of a ride while it lasted
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate celebrates ten year anniversary of Wall Street's meltdown by rolling back rules that were put in place to avoid a repeat or worse
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(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
Ethics? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate Mueller's chances
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt isn't the worst EPA Chief ever
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump trusts crowd at NRA speech as much as the rest of us
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
The last person Trump talked to supports stronger background checks for gun purchases
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Sun February 18, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tillerson denies reality
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Gates thinks rich people need to pay more taxes and he's paid more than $10 billion himself. Well, I'm sure the Kochs and the Mercers and the Trumps will be getting right on that
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Sat February 17, 2018
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Arizona looking to spend almost $180,000 on signs to tell slow drivers to stay out of the left lane, because no one knows what the word "limit" in speed limit means
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Michigan woman finds a way to effectively send thoughts and prayers
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Fri February 16, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
40% of House districts had a mass shooting in 2017. So that's like a minority
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Thu February 15, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"The only questions he would answer were questions that had been scripted, literally scripted, for him by the White House. A set of 25 questions that had been written out for him to which the answer to each must be 'no.'" How is this not obstruction?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mother of a slain Florida student screams at Trump live on camera and CNN's Brooke Baldwin completely breaks down in tears
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile amongst the scandals and shootings, Steve Bannon met with Robert Mueller several times this week
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York State decides it may not be a good thing to have this year's primaries on Tuesday 9/11
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
POTUS to address Parkland, FL shooting from the White House at 11am
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Cisco moving $67 billion cash pile to the U.S. to give it to investors. Workers, not so much
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
President Trump finally gets fiscally responsible, endorses 25-cent gas tax hike to pay for the country's infrastructure, because it ain't gonna pay for itself
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Tue February 13, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Tehran Tom would like to clarify that Trump is not negotiating on immigration. His opening offer is also his closing offer and every other offer in between. Sounds like Tom is trying to replace Kelly for WH Chief of Deplorables
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
High school students from Oklahoma go on a field trip to Washington, D.C., where they receive an up-close, personal look at just how much of a jackass James Inhofe is
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former Flynn aide joined a Silicon Valley bank, Oracle. A few weeks later, they were giving huge loans to Devin, presumably for his microwaved grapefruit habit
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Mon February 12, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh look, a barn door is open and that looks like a horse running off into the distance. Guess we'd better close it now
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
Five quotes to remember from Gillibrand's 60 Minutes appearance. Most notable "my prior positions were wrong" vs. Hillary's "hey look, a wombat" approach
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Did we say the tax cuts would pay for themselves? Well, what we meant was that $1.7 trillion in entitlement cuts will pay for them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
He's not a politician, he's a businessman. We need someone who will run America like a business. Sure, he's bankrupted a casino, but a casino isn't a country. Besides, we have Paul Ryan
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Blue wave? Try Progressive wave, baby. Surf's up
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Sun February 11, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rep. Blake Farenthold (R-adult onesie pajamas) has still not repaid the $84,000 of taxpayer money he used to pay sexual harassment settlement with a former aide
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Either someone at Fox is pulling an elaborate prank or they actually published a piece calling out the hypocrisy of GOP Congresscritters
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
It's official: This was the dumbest shutdown ever
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump keeps talking about this "secret memo" giving him unquestionable war powers. Tim Kaine has the sense to demand to see a copy of it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over for two more years
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Thu February 08, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
♫ Bermuda, Bahama, no more marriage for two mamas ♫
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In just a few weeks, (D)'s have flipped from shutting down the government over DACA to now begging Republicans to pass a budget without DACA
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Senate leaders: We have a bi-partisan spending bill ready to go to avoid a shutdown. Senator Rand Paul: Not so fast. *record scratch*
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Bye Felicia
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: Obstructionist Democrats are responsible for my nominees not getting confirmed. Narrator: In reality it's 11 GOP senators who have blocked votes on the nominees, seeking concessions from Trump on uranium sales, marijuana, and of course, ethanol
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Nunes (gR-apefruit) toyed with the idea of "grappling" with Chief Justice Roberts. Yes, that does sound disgusting
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(Mic)
 
 
 
What's the best way of growing the economy? Cancelling student debt
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi wore her Depends today
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In Trump's State of the Union speech he called on Democrats to work with him in unity...this week he called them traitors and threatened to shutdown the government if he doesn't get his wall
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can't let the youth of America participate in their future: Age requirements sought after six teens run for governor of Kansas
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The US House of Representatives now prohibits sexual relationships between members and their staffers. Way to be ahead of the curve there, guys
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump would "love to see a shutdown"
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Pa Rep 1 Well guys we lost at the Supreme Court. Does anyone have any ideas on our next move? PA rep 2 I know let's do what we always do and cheat. Rep 1 Brilliant let's impeach all the justices that voted against us. Rep 2 Brilliant
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ho hum, NBD, just the President of the United States saying anyone who didn't stand and clap during his SoTU speech is guilty of "treason" and is "un-American" (w/video)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
PA Sup. Ct to PA GOP: Your voting map is unconstitutional, you have until Feb 9 to draw new ones. PA GOP:We'll see what the SCOTUS says. SCOTUS: GTFO. PA GOP: Surely you have to give us more time? PA Sup CT: NO, and don't call us Shirley
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Our President's detailed analysis of the classified intelligence and the Nunes memo
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Lyin Ryan continues to kiss Trump's derriere
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Thu February 01, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democratic Congresswoman at SOTU: Fark this, I'm playing candycrush
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri to expand employers' power to enforce arbitration. Next up: legal protections for scrip and company stores
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
U.S. Military in 2017: "Fielding a reliable railgun just isn't possible." U.S. Military in 2018: "Mr. President, we must not allow a railgun gap"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"His fidelity to fact was consistent with most of his previous statements." James Fallows annotates and discusses the State of the Union address
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And here's the first call from a Republican to kickstart the Purge
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The Catholic Church says they've changed for the better after abuse scandals, and what better way to demonstrate that than opposing a bill to extend the statute of limitations for reporting child sexual abuse
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
You don't say
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Wed January 31, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz (R-acist) invited alt-right Holocaust denier to State of the Union address
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There is a movement to put a $20 tax on the internet
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Well, here it is, the stupidest thing you'll read all day: The full text of Trump's State of the Union address
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers decide that their client has something to hide after all
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(Slate)
 
 
 
While the media is falling over themselves to praise Donald Trump for not dropping trou and whizzing on Nancy Pelosi's head during the SOTU, they missed his call to Congress for the end of rule of law
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FLOTUS solo to SOTU
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Tue January 30, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump administration invites chief of Russia's SVR intelligence agency for "consultations" despite his being on a US government blacklist due to his government's interference with the 2016 election
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Liftbro calls for the FBI to be "cleansed", Maddite thread for tonight
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Douchebag pro-life centrist Democratic representative will likely win reelection because... the AFL-CIO still supports him despite his stance against raising the minimum wage to $15/hr over the next 7 yrs. GOD DAMNIT I WANT OUT OF THIS SIMULATION
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The State of the Uniom Address is the worst thing in modern politics because it perpetuates the "Green Lantern theory" of the Presidency, and no one wants to remember that movie
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Wanted criminal and self-described genius unable to properly parallel park calls the Nunes memo "100 times bigger than what caused the American revolution"
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Justia)
 
 
 
Report card for the consitutional order, 1 year into Trump: We might have to have a conference with Congress's parents
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan is very thankful for Kochs
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If Only: OK Democrats, I'll see your bringing 'Dreamers' to my State of the Union address and raise you by bringing ICE Agents
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Three days until the Head Cheeto tells us how great he's been doing. Without an Official FARK(tm) State of the Union Bingo card, I'm sitting it out. Let's do this. For Murica
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Deplorables tell Native American to go home
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