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Fri August 07, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thanks, social media, you've really been a farking boon to humanity
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Over 300 DNC delegates, members urge Biden to tap that bAss
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
McGahnna get subpoenaed
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Thu August 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal workers lose challenge to ban discussing Trump's impeachment
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are going to lie on your application to get PPP funds, try not to do it in the name of a dead person. Oh and don't spend the money you get on a Lamborghini and strippers
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Tue August 04, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman voices new ad to help save endangered restaurants, in move that hopes to save American jobs and preserve the ability for all people to get titty sprinkles on demand
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Good news! Extortion isn't off the table for President Trump
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I may have signed my own death warrant by voting for Trump"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Manhattan District Attorney investigating President Trump and his companies for possible bank and insurance fraud
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Just how much does Matt Gaetz kiss Trump's ass? Let us count the ways
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump video trolls are so clever, they basically made the same fake Pelosi is drunk video one more time. This is why conservative comedy and drama doesn't exist
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Sun August 02, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Supreme Court orders Facebook to block accounts of president's top supporters
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Azirona Rep: Raúl Grijalva tests positive for COVID-19 after he attended a hearing of the House Natural Resources Committee on Tuesday with infected Louie Gohmert of Texas
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's Covid-19 relief programs are riddled with suspected fraud. Subby is riddled with suspected shock
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Fri July 31, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Your grandchildren will likely either be studying the Battle for Portland or the Bowling Green Massacre in history class
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Donnie Junior says he shouldn't have been suspended from Twitter for sharing "alternative thoughts" about demon semen and fake cures
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
For the people that actually WORK on Capitol Hill, Rep Gohmert's positive coronavirus test was a breaking point, and they are speaking out about an environment where mostly GOP members refuse to wear masks, berate staffers that do, and don't allow working from home
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Never too early to get the dumbest farking thing you'll read all day out of the way
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump's mouth is writing checks the GOP doesn't want the poors to cash....again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gohmert is going on the pill
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
John Roberts has made his decision; now let him enforce it
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After years of understanding nothing, Gohmert finally gets it
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
$500/minute seems fair
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it looks like another government loan program set up to help businesses affected by the coronavirus was more about "allowing easy fraud and abuse" than "getting money to people who need it"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Then the fascists came for Facebook and I said nothing because Facebook spreads fascism
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"These people are out there protesting Donald Trump, he flips the script and makes it as if they're protesting against average everyday Americans, hard-working Americans just trying to get a paycheck"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The latest Covid-19 challenge? How quick can you buy a gun
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump is as morally bankrupt as he is financially
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Portland leaf blower wars have escalated: the troops have brought their own blowers, and the protestors are using gas powered backpack units
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
LeBron James shuts up and dribbles his millions to Florida to help thousands of ex-felons told they have to pay to exercise their rights to vote
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Yoho goes loco, doubles down on his AOC bashing. Hey, YOLO, Yoho
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Mar-a-Moneylaundro
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Though both the House and Senate Armed Services Committee have passed a bill with the provision in it, Sen Jim Inhofe promises Trump the final Defense bill won't have the language requiring military bases named for Confederates be renamed--*somehow*
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The finalized Senate GOP pandemic relief plan which was not finalized yesterday but is being finalized today won't be finalized today
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Federal Fascist goons make CO State Rep Dave Williams moist
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
What apology?
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Let's have a look at Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, his wife and the couple's questionable actions. Oh my
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wouldn't it be great if pardons couldn't be used as bribes, and if presidents couldn't pardon themselves? One house of Congress thinks so
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Political pundits are picking on the colorful wigs of the US Senate's first (openly) bisexual member, Kyrsten Sinema (D-lightful), because of course there's no one else with ridiculous hair in Washington DC
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House votes to remove Confederate statues from Capitol. One hundred and thirteen members of the party of Lincoln vote to keep the statues
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Department of Homeland Security has, from its inception, been nothing but a colossal bureaucratic blunder. Now that Trump is actually turning it into his own personal Gestapo, it's time to permanently disband the entire enterprise
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Little Green Men and other mercenaries expected to crash in Albuquerque this time, not Roswell
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Not news: A congressman blasts Trump's response to the Ghislaine Maxwell question yesterday. News: a REPUBLICAN congressman. Fark: Who is NOT in a swing district but the reddest part of TX
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
HomelandischCommandant says unmarked Little Green Men will not leave Portland until the violence ends
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Tue July 21, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lara Trump, Katrina Pierson, Mercedes Schlapp and Pam Bondi walk into a ba...no they don't
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The SCOTUS is composed of some of the most educated and successful legal experts in the country (even the Trump appointees). But it is having trouble trusting a Congress made up of failed lawyers, professional politicians and poli-sci majors
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump signs Operation Don't Count the Brown Ones
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Who actually wants Trump the Awful to send in federal law enforcement to crack protestor heads in the nation's cities? Police unions
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Lobbyists and bankers are pushing hard to get their fraud legalized in the next coronavirus relief bill
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bush era torture memo writer John Yoo still a bastard. Now advising Trump on how to become a dictator
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wall of moms: this is America. No snark
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump now demanding a payroll tax cut while the heartless GOP eyes benefit cuts for unemployed in new stimulus relief package, either way out-of-work people are screwed
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The President of the United States is declaring that the Supreme Court has given him the right to rule unilaterally and make laws. Let that sink in for a moment
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Fri July 17, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
John Lewis has passed. Rest in Power, American hero
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You'd think the director of the Centers for Disease Control would be a good person to have testify at Congressional school re-opening hearings. But Trump's White House says you'd be wrong
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi (D) compares Trump to "a man who refuses to ask for directions" on Covid-19. That is of course not true. Trump is more like a man who sends somebody who asked for directions down the wrong way just to avoid admitting he has no clue
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Trump's former physician Ronny Jackson wins Texas congressional runoff with the promise of painkillers in every pot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The people who stood by: The GOP senators who are enabling historic corruption in the Trump White House
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nobody wants to head the Congressional committee to oversee how the Adminstration misspent $500 billion for coronavirus relief. General consensus is "leave this mess for Joe"
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Tue July 14, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri organ donation centers prepare for influx of only slightly-damaged organs because helmets are no longer required for motorcyclists. With helpful picture of why this is stupid
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Today in Things Trump doesn't understand: the legislative process
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
While the country is facing economic depression and a pandemic has killed 138,000 Americans with no end in sight, Tennessee bans abortion. Fark: a federal judge stopped the law 45 minutes later. Tennessee tag oddly missing
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
US Coast Guard Commandant to US Congress: Fark you
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Mon July 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
President-In-Title-Only "Weak Donny" Trump's commutation of Roger Stone's sentence is even worse than it looks
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Sun July 12, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Sorry, no"
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Fri July 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck warns that 25% of small restaurants may never reopen. But his line of frozen foods is darn tasty, so why not pick up a meal in the freezer on your way from your WFH gig on the sofa
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(The Week)
 
 
 
You want someone to blame for Trump running out the clock on his tax returns? Blame House Democrats
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi goes all in with poker face against the White House concerning the next stimulus relief package: A trillion dollars for Phase 4? That's just the ante, pal
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lou Dobbs believes the Deep State has gotten to the republican members of the Supreme Court
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Mark Milley to Trump: "Go find a different way to suck up to racists, Treason Boy"
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Thu July 09, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
After the Senate failed to do their duty, it's up to SCOTUS to determine if Donald Trump (who recently appointed 2 of the 9 justifies) has "total immunity" while in office
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
TSA employee blows whistle over inadequate COVID-19 precautions. TSA Administrator does the surprising thing
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thomas Massie (R-eally) believes the Founding Fathers would NEVER have allowed mandatory masking or vaccinations. Actual historians and Constitutional scholars: yeah, about that
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Remember back when the US was short on protective gear for hospital workers? After a trip through the cave wormhole the US is once again short on protective gear for hospital workers
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Tue July 07, 2020
(MSN)
 
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Congress-critter Thomas Massie (KY-R): Mask laws violate the Constitution. Video with creepy music
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Chuck Grassley says Congress may override Trump veto on removing Confederate names from military bases
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Mon July 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Today, the House will vote on removing symbols of hate, failure, and participation from the Capitol
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Fri July 03, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Join or Die"... "E pluribus unum"... "Together we stand, divided we fall"?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Your daily reminder Illinois nazis are the worst
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Communications boss at Boeing to Golightly away after writing sexist article about women in the military. Difficulty: 33 years ago
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Thu July 02, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
PA Supreme Court rules that Republicans in legislature can't just rescind governor's power because he's a Democrat
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Iowa becomes the first state in the U.S. to permanently allow bars to sell drinks to-go
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A day after his reassuring February COVID speech Trump met with his task force: actors in "Deep State" play and of course Diamond and Silk
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Senators mull replacing Columbus Day with Juneteenth as a federal holiday. Wait, what?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Facebook pens open letter denying they profit from hate, oh they totally just learned boogaloo was a hate thing and that's why they used to profit from boogaloo grouos
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(Keloland)
 
 
 
South Dakota is on to you drivers who sneak into funeral processions just to make good time
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
According to Nancy Pelosi, intelligence officials didn't tell Trump stuff because he would stupidly tell Pooty-Poot because he's dumber than a box of rocks
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
House of Representatives planning to strengthen contempt rules for Administration from "stern looks of disapproval" to "loud harrumphing and stern letters"
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(National Review)
 
 
 
What would Frederick Douglass do about D.C. Statehood? He'd probably agree that capital's residents should become residents of a new Maryland county named after himself
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Sun June 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news coming from Trump's HHS secretary Alex Azar: We're all going to die from the coronavirus and you'll be lucky if you live though it as a zombie: 'Window closing for us to take action'
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Somebody told President Trump that Roger Stone is supposed to start his prison term July 14th
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Grifters gonna grift
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Fri June 26, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Choose Your Fighter: Florida Face Mask Edition. Dr. Neal Dunn (R-ecalcitrant) vs. Lil Marco Rubio (R-epellent)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Georgia governor signs landmark hate crimes bill into law. Landmarks? If only they cared about blacks and gays like bronze .... What? .... Oh.... Never mind
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(NPR)
 
 
 
House vote today would make D.C. the 51st state. Senate republicans and Trump say NO
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: "I will protect preexisting conditions." Also Trump: "Hey, SCOTUS. Can you help me get rid of these preexisting conditions protections? Thanks"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Anyone old enough to remember ol' Jack Abramoff? Well he's been out of prison since 2010, aaaaaaaaaaand, well looks like he's going back
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A US Senate committee wants to regulate the Pentagon's UFO information, get to the bottom of why if E.T.s are so smart, why don't they wear masks too
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
House Judiciary Committee will hear testimony from DOJ officials on AG Barr's corruption beginning at 12PM Eastern
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
They ignore a subpoena, you pull their funding. It's the House of Representatives way
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(Independent)
 
 
 
So, who lifted travel restrictions so Nigel Farage could attend a Trump rally, anyway? Inquiring minds, and the US House, want to know
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I have supplies to make 100 masks and the ability to drive to Trump's Phoenix rally tomorrow. What's my play here?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Facebook and Twitter stack the deck in favor of police and prosecutors
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Sun June 21, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
AOC proves she is one of the people, building her political army from the working people in the streets, and building a fundraising machine to match the talk for when she does the walk
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Police departments won't comply with a chokehold ban even if it's demanded by Congress
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
This may make your head arseplode, but here's a bill that Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Mitch McConnell, and Donald Trump all support
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Fri June 19, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Grassley, get bent
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So Matt Gaetz' "non-white 'son'" is more like the kid brother of a former girlfriend who moved in with him as a package deal with the GF and Gaetz has never actually adopted him
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Will the government keep the Small Business Loan program going?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
With the rest of the world focused on second waves, economic implosion, and basic human rights, paragon of hillbilly honor and dignity Tennessee passes a 6-week abortion bill after midnight after promising only to consider virus or budget proposals
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi again tries to reach across the aisle to the Trumpy no-mask holdouts, moves to require mask-wearing during committee hearings
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Its time to talk about defunding Congress
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
DOJ to announce plans to break the internet
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Leave it to Gym Jordan to be the mask holdout in the House
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(MSN)
 
 
 
SO THAT'S why Donnie fired all the Inspectors General
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DC statehood? Marvel at the possibility. It's a dark horse, but a valiant attempt by the House. Once it reaches the Senate, it will go BOOM
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bio-terrorist tries to take out Congress
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Some of those small business PPP loans went to members of Congress, and it's unknown how they spent the money
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Two vulnerable GOP senators now staunch conservationists. This being an election year kind of has a lot to do with it
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Fri June 12, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
We're headed towards another shutdown. Difficulty: not COVID
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Library of Congress commissions new project: Music of the Coronavirus pandemic
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Thu June 11, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Only one Senator votes against renaming Confederate military bases
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Congress would like the HUD IG to explain why HUD officials illegally told banks to deny FHFA home loans to DACA recipients and more importantly why the agency lied through their teeth and told Congress and the Public no such change had occurred
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Maryland Lawmakers would like to replace the existing bust of one MD-born Supreme Court justice currently on display in the US Capitol's Statuary Hall with another, swapping Roger Taney, author the "Dredd Scott" decision, with, say Thurgood Marshall
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Tue June 09, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Big Blue get out of facial recognition after Congressional testimony by the leader of the Algorithmic Justice League on bias in facial recognition software
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Top Congressional Democrats, including Nancy Pelosi and the leaders of the Congressional Black Congress, have no interest in Defunding the Police and think the idea is "easily caricatured by demagogues and Republicans"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham is in quite the predickament
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(Politico)
 
 
 
And here comes Pence to save the day and has figured out how to defeat systemic racism. Simply ignore it and let the faith-based communities figure it out
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
AOC wants to know why the hell a predator drone was spying on protesters
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Retired Navy admiral behind bin Laden raid has entered the Lafayette Square chat
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good: the Pentagon has ordered the National Guard in DC to disarm. Better: They didn't bother to run it by the Orange shiatgibbon first
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Don't expect it to happen, but the Supreme Court could change policing right now if they wanted to
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(Washington Monthly)
 
 
 
History will not be kind to Republican senators
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ukrainian prosecutors clear Hunter Biden after an investigation, which just proves that they're in on the conspiracy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Grassley blocks Trump judicial nominees over IG firings. Grassley to reverse course and genuflect to Dear Leader in 3...2...1
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
A leftist and a libertarian walk into congress
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Former congressman Dana Rohrabacher (R-Ussian) partners with former aide (removed by House for close ties to Russia) and the former VP of Flynn Intelligence to form a company to create a totally legit COVID-19 vaccine
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Iggy Pop calls for big cat protection, becomes Carole Baskin's latest nemesis
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like Bill Barr is taking a page from the Watchmen sequel
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Now that the King has been dethroned, Iowa democrats' next challenge will be to De-Feenstra-te the state as well
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Trump has been violating Facebook and Twitter's TOS long enough. Besides, he's going to biatch and moan no matter what they do anyway
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(Nieman Journalism Lab)
 
 
 
U.S. police have attacked journalists more than 100 times in the past four days
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Four years later, Trump has made real the apocalyptic vision of America he imagined at his inauguration
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Trump and his Republican enablers must be removed this November," urges noted Liberal muckraker George Will
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Mon June 01, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump looking to invoke Insurrection Act, grab America by the Posse Comitatus
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has made 19,127 false or misleading claims during his 1,226 days in the White House so far. This is not astounding if you know anything about this lying clown
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump unhinged call to governors to crush the protesters audio leaked
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Trade wars are easy to fail to stop
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
President Fark You sides with Cruella DeVos and vetoes bipartisan bill meant to help with student loan forgiveness for veterans
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Eric Swalwell has no time for excuses, says release the Flynn tapes or "buzz off"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"If platforms were not immune under the law, then they would not risk the legal liability that could come with hosting Trump's lies, defamation and threats." ∴Twitter hides all of his tweets, banhammer immediately after Biden takes the oath of office
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Terrible. No, wait. I might be remembering that joke wrong
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Pelosi is done with the GOP's sham stunt opposing proxy voting
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Incompetent sheriff, who was forced to hire someone to run his jail for him, demands the right to change the resulting "jail utopia" back into the drug fueled, violent hellhole it's supposed to be
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For some completely unknown and mysterious reason, Republicans working on legislation to strip Twitter of federal liability protections. Hmmmm, wonder why
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Prepare your fainting couches: GOP lawmaker who shook hands and hugged attendees at an "Open It All Up" rally has the Coronavirus
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(Axios)
 
 
 
House Republicans to sue House Speaker Nancy Pelosi in an effort to block chamber's new proxy voting system amid the coronavirus pandemic, also Democrats owning them
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Man, when even the Washington Examiner is telling you to put the Twitter down, you really did f*ck up, Donnie
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Sure, we fired the IGs, what about it?" "Why?" "Sure, we fired the IGs, what about it?"
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Old horndog Bill Clinton denies EVER being on 'pedo island' with pedo pal Jeffrey Epstein who he's never met, blasts Netflix's new Filthy Rich documentary
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Louisiana: Praise God and pass the ammo
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
There's a bipartisan call for Trump to stop pushing the nonsense about Joe Scarborough murdering someone
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Faced with challenges at home and abroad, Xi whips out his red dragon
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Thu May 21, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Court rules previously living rocks are not minerals
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Yertle vows to end enhanced unemployment benefits, confirming cruelty is the point
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Tue May 19, 2020
(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Wake me up before you go go, Venezuela's losing Citgo-go, Wham, in your face Maduro
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
After 39 years, Missouri GOP finally succeeds in repealing the state's motorcycle helmet law. State-level stupidity trifecta now in play
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver takes on Dick Burr's off-loading of $1.7 million in stock after a secret Senate meeting about market impacts due to a pandemic; "The only way that could have been shadier is if Burr bought shares in the actual Coronavirus"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sure, we've had first impeachment, but what about second impeachment?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's almost like giving $3 trillion to big business and expecting them to take care of workers while saving the economy isn't working out
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well now we know why Trump fired the State Department inspector general and why Pompeo decided not to run for Senate: it was going to come out that Pompeo was using State department employees to walk his dog, and everyone knows Trump hates dogs
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The 60 Minutes segment causing this morning's Presidential Freakout
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
36 million unemployed? BETTER CUT FOOD STAMPS
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one: A guy residing in a mammoth hole for past three years calls out, "Justice Department must get off the sidelines and do its job, regardless of whose political interests might be damaged"
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Senators getting nervous that the dictator they elected might not want to give up his powers. Didn't we see this episode 2000 years ago?
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Sat May 16, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Is that yea or nay? Will the gentleman from Kentucky please unmute? It's the microphone button. No, not on your keyboard, on the screen. No, click with your mouse"
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Fri May 15, 2020
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
The war of fee fees has begun. First lawmaker to introduce resolution to impeach Governor for reasons, unhinged, uninfringed
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(NPR)
 
 
 
But his e-moluments
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Fired BARDA director Rick Bright's 4-hour testimony before Congress yesterday can be summarized by a 4-word email he got from a Texas N-95 mask manufacturer in January: "we're in deep shiat"
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(E&E Publishing)
 
 
 
The Good, the Bad and the Dildo
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Thu May 14, 2020
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
A chef might label a jar of salt a jar of sugar, but the label does not make the salt any sweeter
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Does the White house have plans should Trump and Pence fall ill." Press Secretary: "Um, er ah, OBAMAGATE, KILLARY, BENGHAZI"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Richard Burr steps down as chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee to spend more time with his lawyer and his insider trading profits
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FBI just seized the phone of the Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, Richard Burr
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Wed May 13, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
It looks like GOP senators, who once voted in lockstep to support FISA-sanctioned government surveillance of citizens, are now poised to vote against it. Difficulty: Because it makes it too risky for Trump to collude with Putin
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
First Son-in-law unable to commit to democracy at this time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
48 to co-chair 46's campaign climate task force
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Tue May 12, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In which a Billionaire's lackey explains why giving the poors a universal basic income would DESTROY America and all that we love and hold dear
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers came right out and asked the Supreme Court to make him king. Thomas already thinking, "Sure, why not?"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump just learned if he and Pence become incapacitated Nancy Pelosi would be acting president and he's scared. Also Cold Case should investigate Scarborough, not sure if he means a TV show or actual police
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The 1789 statute that could force Mnuchin to hand over Trump's tax returns, and destroys the DOJ OLC opinion that says that agencies don't have to report to Congress if, you know, laws still mattered, which all recent evidence suggests they do not
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Sun May 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Vice President Pence not self-isolating after positive aide's test
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Fri May 08, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin GOP made state lose out on $25 million in unemployment benefits
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump now seeking overseas funding to bail out his businesses. Bonus: Eric Trump says it's about helping ordinary people out of work, not the business itself
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Thu May 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP-controlled Senate successfully upholds Trump's veto of Iran War Powers resolution
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thirsty Thursday is upon us and goodness knows the news today is enough to drive a soul to drink. So, grab a cold one and join us in the MSNBC Primetime thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tara Reade allegations and the timing questioned by notable Liberal Activist....Tucker Carlson? 2020 is intent on making my head explode, isn't it. Fark REALLY needs a 'Da Fuq?' tag
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(Wired)
 
 
 
NO. *click*
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Someone didn't get picked for the kickball team. Again
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
American Bar Association in 2019 'this guy isn't qualified to be dog catcher' ABA in 2020 'Appeals court judge requires a different skill set than dog catcher so he'll probably be alright'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump uses his Veto Crayon to satisfy his urge to bomb Iran
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sentient garbage heap Greg Gutfeld blames the pandemic on Adam Schiff and impeachment
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Tue May 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news: Biden can tout his work on 2009 economic recovery as part of campaign. Bad news: HE'S WEARING A TAN SUIT
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In his latest legal troubles, Trump leans awkwardly forward alone
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Mon May 04, 2020
(The American Independent)
 
 
 
Since Sec. of State Pompeo now says the best experts say China intentionally created the virus, let's remind everyone that on February 28 he refused to deny that COVID-19 was an outright hoax. Here comes the transcript
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
White House: We have to get the economy back up and running immediately. Also White House: We have to sabotage the economy
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Republicans don't just want you dead
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Neverending criticism by Trump and by ReOpen protestors has sunk IL Gov. Pritzker's approval rating to 69%, while a sensational 14% disapprove
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Appeals court to Barr and DOJ: turn them over. Rage tweets in 3,2,1
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Masks? Fark yeah, there's a plan for that. A viable plan that -- gasp -- doesn't even involve grandstanding, lying or stealing
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 28, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Susan Collins puts the (R) in worst
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court is trying to run out the clock on the House's subpoenas of Trump's tax returns
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Today the Supreme Court voted 8-1 to reject Republican efforts to sabotage parts of the Affordable Care Act
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The parallels between Bolsonaro and Trump just keep thickening
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Looks like Trump can add sedition to his list of crimes against the country
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(The Week)
 
 
 
What are the coronavirus conspiracy theorists truly worried about?
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Sat April 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
San Francisco mayor says Trump admin confiscated orders of PPE and diverted them to other cities
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House considering legal immunity for businesses who get their workers and customers infected with coronavirus
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Fri April 24, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Biden: "Mark my words, I think he is going to try to kick back the election somehow, come up with some rationale why it can't be held"
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Thu April 23, 2020
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Donna Shalala admits she made a mistake by failing to report stock sales she made after being elected to the House. "I knew what the law was. I missed the deadlines. And I have to take responsibility, personal responsibility for doing that
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Wed April 22, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Yes, I've furloughed all my Mar-A-Lago workers but, don't worry, they'll be back to work in a week because I'm out of my mind
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The OPM Acting Director "has told colleagues that he questions the constitutionality of the 1883 Pendleton Act...and believes that all executive branch employees should be political appointees"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Our fumbling response to the pandemic is being called "A crippling blow to America's prestige", but, let's be honest with ourselves, that ship pretty much sailed on November 8th, 2016
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans who blasted Pelosi for not passing bills plan to vote against resolution that would allow her to pass bills
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump and pretty much everyone in Congress: "Americans need more relief while we deal with this pandemic." Mitch McConnell: "OBJECTION"
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Tue April 21, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
States: We'll shut down as we see fit. AG Barr: Yeah, about that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Add Grainger to the list of soulless pandemic profiteers
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Mon April 20, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
I think it's called Congressional oversight
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Professor Romero finds that "our Constitution is no longer working for us"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News is not kissing my ass enough. You're supposed to be my main lackeys. How'm I supposed to win in November when my main toadies aren't toeing the toady line?
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Ten six niner, ten six niner. We have bimbos in Georgia. Need backup now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NewsFlash: President Trump speaks the truth
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Sun April 19, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yeah, good luck with that
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(New England Journal of Medicine)
 
 
 
"Dear New England Journal of Medicine Forum: I read your letters all the time, but I never thought that something like that could ever happen to me. I was innocently trying to get PPE shipped to a hospital, when two sexy Feds showed up"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Feds engage in PPE Piracy during pandemic. Profiteering, or political vengeance - you decide
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Please, proceed
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Fri April 17, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but the Trumperor's plan to dissolve Congress and start making recess appointments is based on a disingenuous interpretation of the Constitution, and might be for ulterior motives
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
CNN reporter fact-checks Trump in real-time at one of his Coronavirus pressers
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Kentucky Republicans cheer their successful troll to make voting harder during a pandemic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"We don't live in a monarchy in the United States and it's long past time for Prince Jared and Princess Ivanka to rejoin the private sector"
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New White House Chief of Staff literally cries because the culture is so toxic and horrible. And now that we all know he's a weak-ass crybaby, he is sure to be fired
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
"Did Pelosi Say Trump Can't Hold Power Because He's One of the 'Common People'?" Seriously, if you need a fact-checker to answer this one for you, it's probably best you avoid going outside unless you wear a facemask...and a crash helmet
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So what happens if there's no election this year? Asking for the rest of the planet
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats say WHO aid freeze is as illegal as Ukraine aid freeze. So expect a lot of hot air culminating in a vote to let Trump get away with it
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Boston won't allow restaurants to sell groceries because an imaginary federal regulation says they can't
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rep. Justin Amash (R-No Longer) to seek Libertarian Party nomination for President. There you go, small government Republicans
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
This is the part of the movie where Palpatine dissolves the Senate
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Under a new proposed bill, Dr. Fauci couldn't be fired without just cause for his views concerning coronavirus ... but rest easy Trumpers, your guy will find a way
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House slackers look for ways to shield the ditherer-in-chief in case May 1 reopening kills thousands more
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(CNN)
 
 
 
$1200 stimulus checks likely delayed a few days longer so the Treasury Department can print Trump's name on them
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And lo, it was foretold by that Cinemax movie you watched at 2:30am back in 1992 where President Michael Ironside does something really stupid to wipe out all of America. Yet all you wanted was to see boobies for the first time
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(NPR)
 
 
 
One month ago, Trump declared a national emergency. Let's see how he's doing...oh dear
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Sat April 11, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
♬ Don't you know, I heard it through the grapevine / Must have missed that bailout bill's line / Trump gets funding 'cause he makes wine / But I'm sure they'll stop the grift this time... honey, honey, yeah... ♬
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Someone somewhere has convinced the Mango Mussolini that shutting down Federal aid to coronavirus testing sites might not be a good idea after all
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(Axios)
 
 
 
GOP worries Trump has just weeks to sharpen coronavirus response. America worries it has just weeks to death on a ventilator
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(Some non-Magat)
 
 
 
Why are Trump voters so poorly informed? They get their news from articles like this
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