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Sat June 19, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Technically, they are correct. It was, in fact, a *failed* insurrection
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Fri June 18, 2021
(Gainesville Times)
 
 
 
Rep Andrew Clyde (R-un Away) gives explanation for refusing to shake hands of member of US Capitol Police who was injured during the 1/6 insurrection. And the explanation is...***rolls dice***...he is going with the Ronald Reagan Defense
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Thu June 17, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Seeing Biden meeting with Putin appears to be the thing that finally got through to Trump that he is no longer the President
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Wed June 16, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The inanimate carbon rod from Chernobyl's reactor anally controlling Tucker Carlson claims Vladimir Putin is asking "fair questions" about the Ashli Babbitt shooting
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"'Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence" Oh, wait. This was the Trump Administration, so strike that, reverse it
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Tue June 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill to bestow Congressional Gold Medal to officers who defended the Capitol passes House 406-21. The Usual Suspects voting "no" objected to referring to the events of January 6 as an "insurrection"
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If you are a member of the Chicago Police Department who wished to remain anonymous you shouldn't have worn your CPD hoodie to an insurrection
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Proud Boy's mom suggests he use baby shampoo to scrub out the pepper spray. No suggestions on washing away the felony charges
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
I'd say Covid-19 addled Ted Nugent's brain, but he was a f*cking idiot beforehand
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Man charged for taking part in the 1/6 insurrection who was wearing a Q-Anon shirt now says he was a 'victim' of conspiracy theories spawned by 'very clever people' and, it goes without saying, he is NOT a clever man
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Tue June 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate Report on the Trump-led January 6 insurrection was only allowed by Republicans if it didn't use the word "insurrection" and never mentioned Trump
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Sat June 05, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Feds zip-tie a new eight-count, superseding indictment to the Motherboy Capitol terrorist team, Butt and Lisa
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Fri June 04, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
There are still 10 Capitol Police officers out of work due to injuries they received during that routine visitor's tour gone slightly awry on January 6th
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Singer who used powerful soprano voice to scream 'f--k' and 'c--t' during Capitol riot arrested by FBI
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Wed June 02, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
CT leads the nation in percentage of the population fully vaccinated, percentage of the population willing to shoot holes in the State Capitol building
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Tue June 01, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"All of us are here as representatives of a democracy that folks on the other side have decided they're not willing to defend"
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Fri May 28, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White nationalist quotes song about MLK being murdered by white nationalist
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Thu May 27, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Capitol Police: "We are pawns." Insurrectionists: "En passant"
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Wed May 26, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Officer Sicknick's mother trying to shame the shameless
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Yes, Mr. defense attorney weasel, the Capitol insurrection was *just like* a college football game where excited fans pour onto the field... and literally build a gallows to murder the players
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Sat May 22, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
All-you-can-eat buffet adapts to COVID by focusing on core customers -- the 35 percent who eat at the restaurant 70 times or more a year
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Fri May 21, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Exceptionally charming Michigan gent made time to showcase his conversational finesse the day before partaking in the Capitol riot. FARK: For 911 dispatchers, 143 expletive- and threat-riddled times
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Democrats: How about we FUND the police?
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Thu May 20, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"What we know about the 'unprecedented' U.S. Capitol riot arrests"
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Wed May 19, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The U.S. Capitol Police frown upon Republican shenanigans
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Tue May 18, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
PSA: If you breech the Capitol building, then take a selfie in a SWAT vehicle, it's not a good idea to use that picture on the front of your new rap album
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Mon May 17, 2021
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Flippin man gets arrested for his participation in the flippin' riot
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Fri May 14, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
"Insurrection? What insurrection are you talking about?" Sgt. Schultz nods approvingly
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Thu May 13, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Senator Richard Shelby (AL-Retiring) asks why DoJ is "more zealously pursuing alleged Capitol rioters than those who vandalized property and 'terrorized cities like Portland?" Because they weren't trying to overthrow the US Constitution?
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Mon May 10, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Look insurrectionists, you can embellish your story all you want to make yourself sound like a hero but, a) you tried to overthrow the government, and b) there's video. Lots and lots and lots of video
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Ziptie Guy is asking a judge for permission to call his Mom on Mother's Day; which ordinarily wouldn't be a problem, but both of their pre-trial release conditions include not talking to any other people facing charges in connection with the riot
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Washington Examiner claims Trump-banning Facebook Oversight Board is staffed with members who at one time in the past may have worked for organizations accepting money from Soros-affiliated groups, so therefore...THE STOOPID, IT BURNS
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Sat May 01, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Family demands 10 million from Capitol Police because Ashli Babbitt found out
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Wed April 28, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
If only the Capitol Police had had *some* warning of what was going to happen on Jan 6th, like, say a package of social media traffic talking about plans to storm that Capitol, that Dataminr gave them, which emails show they completely ignored
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Sat April 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Republicans are still fomenting insurrection, note the libs in the federal judiciary and the DoJ
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Fri April 23, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
James Clyburn (D-SC) is the next congresscritter to get fined for refusing to be screened at the Capitol. Yes, you read that right
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Over 52 of the 400 people arrested so far in connection with the Jan 6 insurrection, more than 10% are current or retired military or law enforcement personnel. Sleep tight
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
US Capitol Police deny that the chief's message to officers on Jan 6: "we anticipate a large presence for pro-Trump participants. What we're looking for is any anti-Trump counter protestors" means that he told them to find Antifa and ignore MAGATs
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
What's that? Some Capitol police were only concerned with all of the anti-Trump people who weren't trying to overthrow the government? Shocker
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Isn't it against the law to falsely call in an emergency? Especially if you're trying to "test their response time", Congressman
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Mon April 19, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently being beaten by an insurrectionist mob is now considered "natural causes"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In what is surely just a coincidence, Judge revokes bail for two Proud Boys leaders citing "new evidence" presented by the prosecution, just days after a prominent member of the Oathkeepers took a plea deal and turned states' evidence
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Sun April 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because a spring football exhibition is clearly more important than trying to stop the spread of COVID-19, 47,218 idiots show up to watch Alabama in a scrimmage
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Fri April 16, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
After the Insurrection
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Wed April 14, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
No charges will be filed against officer who fatally shot demonstrator
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Report on Capitol police shows an agency devoid of leadership, with little to nothing to show for its massive $516 million budget but expired weapons and equipment, and zero standards. You know, in certain older civilized cultures
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FBI asks public if they know anyone who walks this way
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Despite being warned that Congress was the target on 1/6/21, Capitol Police Inspector General Michael Bolton said that officers were instructed by leaders not to use their most aggressive tactics. That's what love is all about
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it was a right-wing group that spread the lie that Black Lives Matter stormed the Iowa capitol
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Sun April 11, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Lightly criticize a politician in a podcast? That's a visit from the police, you anti-war leftist hippie. Difficulty: he was criticizing AOC
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Eye-gouging Capitol insurrectionist in shock at being treated the same in jail as those 'inner-city' criminals
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Sat April 10, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Turns out Mike Pence was very concerned the January 6 rioters weren't breaking into the Capitol just to have a little talk with him
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Wait, I thought Jared Kushner and Kellyanne Conway already solved the opioid crisis
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Tue April 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré: We need background checks on all Congressional staffers
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Mon April 05, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If you smile at me you know I will understand, 'cause that is something everybody everywhere does in the same language. Wooden ships on the waters sailing very free, this is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fifty percent of Republicans believe in lies about the January 6 terrorist assault on the Capitol
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Head trauma from football, major drug problems, hallucinations, heart palpitations, headaches, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, paranoia. US Capitol attacker sounds like a typical American
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Sun April 04, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
For some inexplicable reason, the US Capitol Police is facing staffing shortages, having difficulty meeting existing mission requirements. Hmm... wonder why?
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Sat April 03, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
"We won't be able to take down the Capitol fencing as long as 'patriots' keep attacking us and killing our officers"
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Congressional Republicans demand the DOJ and the Capitol Police give them a briefing on what they have on them
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Wed March 31, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you're going to be a self-styled "sandwich Nazi," publicly berating your sub shop workers, macing customers, and shoving Trump propaganda at everybody, don't be shocked when your former employees rat you out for your role in the Capitol riot
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Tue March 30, 2021
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Today's 'found out' arrest and posed riot photos come from Oregon
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Mon March 29, 2021
(DeadState)
 
 
 
He's right -- he needs two
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Sedition suspect: How do you even know I was at the Capitol riot on January 6? Arresting officer: Bro, you're wearing an "I Was There, Washington D.C., January 6, 2021" t-shirt
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Fri March 26, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The FBI is putting the Jan 6th band back together...in Prison. Today's addition to the line-up: the Tambourine player/ex-NYPD spokeswoman
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Baked Alaska" asks a judge to let him off his ankle monitor because he "does not come from a background of violence and disdain for law enforcement,". There is video of him on Jan 6 calling cops "farking oathbreaker" and "piece of shiat"
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Thu March 25, 2021
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Galaxy-brained insurrectionist seen at the fore of the braying mob chasing Capitol Officer Goodman now expresses shock that he was "duped" by a lifelong con man, and that jail is icky
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Today in "Stuff a Totally Innocent Guy Would Do", Texas AG Ken Paxton refuses to release emails and texts he sent while attending the Capitol insurrection
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Tue March 23, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Some of that PPP loan money returned to Congress on January 6
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Mon March 22, 2021
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Shaka, when the fences fell. Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the Hey Ladies, He's Single files: "Arrested for shooting paintballs at active servicemen, a search of Olson's QAnon graffiti-covered vehicle revealed a gas mask, taser, throwing knives, police scanner, and a handwritten manifesto"
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Fri March 19, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Here are the weapons prosecutors know of so far that were used by the "unarmed" January 6 insurrectionists
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
A legislature in bulletproof vests is a polite legislature
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Capitol riot suspect appears to be into conceptual cosplay, pictured here doing "What if Skurge from 'Thor: Ragnarok' moved to Brooklyn and became a craft brewer?"
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Let's look at the House republicans who voted against giving the Congressional Medal of Freedom to Capitol Police who protected Democracy on January 6
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Wed March 17, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Texas man arrested with guns and ammo outside the VP residence
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Tue March 16, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Learned Elders of Zion Capitol Police officer has been suspended
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Sandwich Nazi actual Nazi
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ron Johnson says he's totally not a racist and isn't afraid of BLM just because it has the word Black in the name
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Brian Sicknick's alleged killers have been arrested
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Fri March 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lawyer trying to get his Oathkeeper Capitol rioter out of jail admits they did have a "Quick Reaction Force" ready to cross the Potomac. Not to be outdone, his client insults the Capitol Police
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Maybe Pelosi should run her own ad. One with the sound of jail doors clanking shut at the end
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Mon March 08, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
He was looking for Obama's birth certificate
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FBI: "Aw, we're just getting warmed up, baby"
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Sat March 06, 2021
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Uh... mama failed
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(Politico)
 
 
 
QAnon Shaman starts media career with Zoom call in jail arranged by his lawyer, judge not amused
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
QAnon believers are getting more confused by their own conspiracy theories
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Could the Jan 6 Capitol rioters be stupid enough to book into the same hotel for QAnon's March 4 "true inauguration" date? Looks like the Grand Hyatt DC is booked for today
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Wed March 03, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Testimony: Even with National Guard troops loaded onto buses and ready to go, senior Pentagon leaders refused Capitol Police Chief Sund's "frantic" requests for three hours and 19 minutes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
US Capitol Police announce increased security, citing "concerning information". In a better world there would be a "this is not a repeat from January 4th" joke next. Sadly, the world is far from better
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Tue March 02, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI Director Christopher Wray: FBI investigators have not seen "any evidence" of Antifa in Capitol riot. Probably because it doesn't exist
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vandals decapitate a fiberglass statue of a horse, running off with its head. Don Corleone to make an offer they can't refuse
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(WSLS Virginia)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree Matthew McConaughey is the latest winner of an FBI home raid
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Not housebroken" does sound about par for the course. Anyway, thanks for the DNA
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Art history pays off, for someone who paid attention
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
When a business you've patronized for 30 years is happy to turn you in to the FBI, you must be quite the pleasant chap
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe we prepare ahead of time? Can we try that?
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Wed February 24, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Five big takeaways on the Capitol security hearings, or The sedition is coming from inside the house
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Justice Department is facing a very tough battle ahead when it comes to actually keeping the insurrectionists they've arrested in jail, seeing as how, you know, they're all white and stuff
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Tue February 23, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Former House Sergeant-at-Arms Paul Irving denied National Guard request for January 6th because he was concerned about "optics" and "didn't feel that the intelligence supported it". In related news, Paul Irving doesn't know how to use the internet
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The lost hours inside the Capitol insurrection
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Black officer in the Capitol Police, while dealing with insurrectionists, asks, "I voted for Joe Biden, does my vote not count?" You can imagine where it goes from here
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Plea boys
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