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Tue September 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
There's actually a rare bipartisan effort to pass a stimulus bill, it will be unveiled today and Moscow Mitch will murder it by dinner
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Sat September 12, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Susan Collins is very concerned with Trump's lies
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Mon September 07, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Postmaster General DeJoy discovers he's not immune to being folded, spindled, mutilated, or otherwise thrown under the mail truck by Donald Trump once he's no longer useful
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Fri August 28, 2020
(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Democrat hoax forces mandatory quarantine of all of California's Republican state senators
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Wed August 26, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump spends 1 billion on a new brain. A new heart, a set of courage and that little dog too, remain unavailable at any price
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Wed August 19, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Briefing on incoherent sentences at 1pm ET by press secretary Paris Hilton. Oopsie might happen by 1:41
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Sat August 08, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Just remember: the House passed a relief bill months ago while the Senate never even bothered to negotiate with Democrats, leaving that in the not-so-capable hands of the White House
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Wed August 05, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sometime after 5pm: Bark bark bark bark bark Yap yap yap Whine. Whine. SNARL Whine. *smokebomb*
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House to Congress: Wow, you guys can't agree on anything. Maybe we can help out
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Azirona Rep: Raúl Grijalva tests positive for COVID-19 after he attended a hearing of the House Natural Resources Committee on Tuesday with infected Louie Gohmert of Texas
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
For the people that actually WORK on Capitol Hill, Rep Gohmert's positive coronavirus test was a breaking point, and they are speaking out about an environment where mostly GOP members refuse to wear masks, berate staffers that do, and don't allow working from home
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gohmert is going on the pill
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Wed July 29, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gohmert thinks WEARING a mask gave him Coronavirus
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump is as morally bankrupt as he is financially
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
John Lewis is the first Black lawmaker to lie in state in the Capitol Rotunda, be ignored by an orange clown. Both are considered honors of the highest degree
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
And deep in his lair, the Undying One's phylactery hums with power as it sense an attack on its master's spawn, and roused, he opens one eye and begins to wake from his deathless sleep
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out having an outdoor convention in Florida in August during a pandemic wasn't a great idea
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wanna see how bad the draft GOP economic bill is? Here. Have a gander
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
AOC versus Yoho, round two
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Wed July 22, 2020
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Creeping towards socialism isn't really the problem. The real issue is the sprint towards an oligarchy
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Tue July 21, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well that didn't take long. "Trump throws wrench into coronavirus bill negotiations with Senate Republicans". You know, the negotiations with senators from his own party and have they checked to make sure it's a wrench and not just feces?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Epic Congress Steps Rap Battles presents: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D) vs. Ted Yoho (R). BEGIN
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Sun July 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN reveals: If you look hard enough, we are all related to the Queen. And slavery
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
You'd think the director of the Centers for Disease Control would be a good person to have testify at Congressional school re-opening hearings. But Trump's White House says you'd be wrong
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Most US transit buses are manufactured outside of the US, and Trump trade advisor Peter Navarro just got a close-up look at the bottom of one
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt, who personally pushed for Trump's Tulsa rally, tests positive for COVID-19
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
When Mark Meadows was offered the White House Chief of Staff job, knowing all the reports of chaos and dysfunction in the WH, and aware of the fact that we was Trump's 4th pick in three years, he thought "This will be EASY, I GOT this"
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
"Well, your job interview went great and your resume looks good. Oh, by the way, you'll need to quarantine now"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Schadenfreude: Mississippi Edition
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lou Dobbs believes the Deep State has gotten to the republican members of the Supreme Court
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Just because dangerous pandemic is raging doesn't mean mass shootings are out of style. Four wounded by gunman at Hoover, AL mall
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Westword)
 
 
 
Denver plans to create designated urban camping sites for the homeless, in a decision which will surely end well
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Wed July 01, 2020
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
The latest edition of 'Take Down That Confederate Participation Trophy in the Middle of the Night' brought to you by the mayor of Conyers, Georgia
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(MSN)
 
 
 
...pation
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Sun June 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Maybe there's a temp agency that specializes in White House aides he could use?
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Fri June 26, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Choose Your Fighter: Florida Face Mask Edition. Dr. Neal Dunn (R-ecalcitrant) vs. Lil Marco Rubio (R-epellent)
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Thu June 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Who runs Barter Town? He runs Barter Town, sort of
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ammon Bundy plans to take over the Idaho House tonight, declare a "special session" and reverse actions to contain coronavirus. And elected Republicans plan to assist
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Mon June 22, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Uh oh, it's back to the bunker
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
White House will still host Fourth of July event this year, despite pandemic. In other news, people apparently checking Tik Tok for info on tickets
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi again tries to reach across the aisle to the Trumpy no-mask holdouts, moves to require mask-wearing during committee hearings
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Don't listen to Fox" and some other stuff
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Downside to living in the CHAZ utopia: *Nineteen* 911 calls get zero response after burglary, arson suspect held
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Now in the canned section at Trader Joe's on Capitol Hill in Seattle: Its workers
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
So what liberal-loving socialistic-leaning American city wants to establish their own autonomous zone next? Why that would be Nashville. The one in deep-red Tennessee. (pops some popcorn) This should be good
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Photojournalism experts call digitally altered images used by Fox News in coverage of Seattle's protests "clear violation of ethical standards for news organizations". Wait...did they just use "Fox News" and "ethical standards" in the same sentence?
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tennessee House of Representatives votes to keep historical bust of Ku Klux Klan leader on display in State Capitol, arguing it's been there since 1978
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Komo)
 
 
 
Swift action recommended by police expert in Seattle to take back CHAZ. Cher inconsolable. Sonny still dead
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: Rood to Tata.... Normally one should not be rude to tatas
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The rotten apples in Seattle are being smelled all the way over in Singapore now
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Lego decides it doesn't want to be associated with inflicting unnecessary pain on people
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Whistleblower convention coming up soon in House Judiciary Committee. In public
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Tue June 02, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Some Christians are having a little trouble accepting the President using troops to escort him to a church where he used the Bible as a prop in a war speech
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania representative goes on farking tirade after Republican legislator tests positive, hides diagnosis, and keeps working (NSFW language in video)
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Wed May 27, 2020
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Prepare your fainting couches: GOP lawmaker who shook hands and hugged attendees at an "Open It All Up" rally has the Coronavirus
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