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| Wed December 07, 2022 |
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Arkansas town elects 18-year-old mayor. Plans to boost the town economy with a massive indoor Winter sports complex called "Ice Town" still up in the air
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Peruvian President Castillo dissolves Peru's congress hours before they vote to remove him from office...annnnd he's already arrested
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Chinese remake of "Speed" turns into "Desert Bus"
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The party's over, Rudy and Andrii
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Kirk Cameron is shocked, SHOCKED, that LGBTQIA-friendly public libraries aren't interested in promoting his children's book
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Democrats take complete control of Minnesota's state government and boom, $17.6 billion budget surplus
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How far has nuclear fusion power come? We could be at a turning point for the technology just ten years from tomorrow
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Neuralink is allegedly six months away from causing humans to spontaneously combust
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Another day, another recount brought to you by Arizona
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US Government lowers oil price forecast until they can figure out what the heck is going on with Russia
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Is the CIA hiding its involvement with presidential assassin Lee Harvey Oswald? Just asking questions here
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90 Biden judges have been approved in his first 2 years, more than Obama or Trump. Nearly half of the 90 are women of color
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Never forget what happened on this day in 1941, unless you're George H W Bush, in which case that date was Sept 7th
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Springtime for Hitler canceled
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Facebook approved 75% of ads threatening US election workers. Because, hey, that's ad revenue
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Day 287 of WW3: UK Defense Ministry says Russia extending defense positions along its Ukraine border, deep inside Belgorod border region, reflects a misplaced belief that Ukraine could try to invade Russia. It's your Wednesday Ukraine war discussion
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Child labor isn't just for Third World countries anymore
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Florida man with apparently serious plaque steals $1375 worth of toothbrushes from Walgreens
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Cracked's list of the nine funniest documentaries streaming right now. Intentionally funny or accidentally funny is for you to decide
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Argentinian vice-president found guilty of corruption and sentenced to jail. U.S. Justice Department: "Wait, you can do that?"
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| Tue December 06, 2022 |
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"Prioritizing how people's lives will actually improve - instead of technocratic policy vagaries - is smart and necessary to winning policies that expand freedom and equality for all people"
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A Virginia restaurant refused to serve customers due to their religious beliefs. That is, the customer's religious beliefs
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The three most likely days to die of a heart attack are only weeks away. Or if you're a Lions fan, pretty much every Sunday is a chance for the sweet, sweet release of death
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The electric Munro SUV was born in the Scottish Highlands and is coming to the USA
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Man proves he can hit the broad side of a barn
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"Looking back on it, driving a sports car in the middle of a war zone with American licence plates was definitely a bit suspicious," says Captain Hindsight after four months in a Russian prison
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"For the fourth time in less than three years, Robert Attales discovered that the place he grew up has caught fire"
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Goldman Sachs plans to invest in crypto in wake of FTX's implosion because if anyone knows about collapsing financial markets it's Goldman Sachs
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Steve Doocy voice of reason
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And this is why a "civil" war in the U.S. would look nothing like the War of Rebellion, and would instead be a nationwide version of the Lynyrd Skynyrd church fight scene in Kingsman
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According to some government critter, the monetary restitution on decapitation should just be about $3.5 million, not $140 million, minus $136.5 million because of an improperly padlocked gate by someone with a bachelor degree, or something
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Japan and Belgium to partner for chip development and production, could expand cooperation to waffles next
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Taiwan Semiconductor to invest $40 billion in U.S. manufacturing, or almost one Twitter
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Suspect who taunted a special needs kid, then knocked out the eye of a woman defending him, is arrested. Surprisingly, Florida isn't mentioned anywhere in the article
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Everyone is swinging at Donald Trump, even Mike Pence, and that's says a lot
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| Mon December 05, 2022 |
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Former US Rep. David Rivera (R-FL25) arrested for signing $50 million consulting contract with Venezuela "to curry favor with the ... Trump administration," not registering as foreign agent. Another one bites the bust
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Subby had no idea this was tonight, apologies for late submit. S. №3 of "His Dark Materials" (covering "The Amber Spyglass," final novel of trilogy) premieres tonight with Ep. №1 "The Enchanted Sleeper" at 9 ㏘ EST & №2 "The Break" at 10, both on HBO
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Greece and Bulgaria discuss oil pipeline bypassing Bosphorus Strait, secure need for blackjack and hookers
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"We had to prevent a 2nd Bowling Green Massacre"
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Mall of America vs Sears. FIGHT
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"You can trusting PushWoosh because is US based software of trust message. No need worrying." US Army: "Sounds good to us, bundle it in all the things"
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The woman who bragged about the power going out in Moore County in protest of a drag show has a bit of a history. And yep, it's pretty much what you'd expect
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QAnon vindicated after felonious politician gets caught in voter fraud scandal
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Today marks the holiest of holy events on the Fark calendar, and is also coincidentally Liver Health Awareness Day
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Disney Store in Japan Goes There and is selling merch featuring Winnie the Pooh holding a blank sheet of paper, which is both a sick burn of the current Chinese leader and a sign of solidarity with the protesters currently demonstrating in China
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Popeyes opening new restaurant in Brighton UK. Wonder if there will be boiled chicken and neeps
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REAL ID deadline delayed another two years. This is not a repeat from two years ago. Hijackings, terrorism, death and carnage to will be prevalent for the next two years
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Florida cop 'jokingly' fires gun he thought was unloaded into the chest of his Florida cop buddy, killing him instantly, and is instead deprived of the laughs he so craved for his wit and guile
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How Opus got us through Christmas in the 1980s
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Sam Bankman-Fried faces decades in prison for committing the one crime America still prosecutes: stealing from rich people
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Black Panther: Box Office Topper Forever
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Lung infections caused by fungi are mushrooming across the US
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Putin warns world "Russia hasn't started anything yet in earnest". Well, the botched invasion in Ukraine surely does look like a sick, sad joke
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Why did Florida Man stab his mom, sister, resulting in mother's death? "Because she never pushed me to be a man"
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Shooting homeowners association president, her husband over "HOA issues" guarantees you'll be finding new accommodations very soon
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| Sun December 04, 2022 |
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Rumor has it that moderate Republicans are in talks with Democrats to derail Kevin McCarthy's bid for Speaker. Naturally, Trump is freaking out
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Yes, Senator Ernst, the Democratic party was deliberately flipping *you* off by moving their primary from Iowa to South Carolina. The Democratic party should choose Samuel L. Jackson to deliver their brief retort
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Pop quiz hotshot: You're looking at houses and while inside one, you spot an alarm clock. What do you do? What do you do??
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CNN: Let's compare and contrast Teddy Roosevelt and TFG, because that makes total sense
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Oil prices will continue to fall as OPEC realizes they need to sell oil to make money
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The war to replace Feinstein is on
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Biden slams Tangerine Insurrectionist for calling to overturn the constitution
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Adams: NYC needs better transit in time for the 2026 World Cup. MTA: Best we can do is 2037, but we're already meeting FIFA corruption goals
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In the US, it's called "Paid Administrative Leave"
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World Cup Round of 16 continues at 10AM ET with reigning champion Les Bleus not having lost to Poland at the WC since before anyone on either side was even born. Then at 2PM, Three Lions look to devour African champion Senegal. Stay hungry my friends
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Colorado Buffaloes looking to get back into Prime Time
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Hey, check it out: invisible house. Of course you can't SEE it, fool. It's invisible
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Democrats: "We mustn't fight each other. Surely we should be united against the common enemy." Republicans: "THE JUDEAN PEOPLE'S FRONT?"
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Last WW2 veteran of Mexico, a member of the "Aztec Eagles" squadron that fought alongside American pilots in the Pacific, has taken to the skies
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| Fri December 02, 2022 |
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Bureau of Prisons loses La Barbie. El Ken still in custody
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Florida Man facing 90 days in jail over flying the Too Friendly Skies
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Score more goals?
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Scientists discover a troubling side effect from measles, and it's likely driving other epidemics by resetting immune memory to newborn
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Biden ready to hit the road and personally end the Putin malarkey
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With Hakeem Jeffries in charge, CNN does it's usually headline about Democrats in...array?
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The economy is great, except where it's bad, and I'm not being indecisive. Splunge
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Vasectomy van popularity spikes in red states due to abortion bans. That's just nuts
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Edward Snowden receives Russian passport. Can now finally take that vacation in Syria, North Korea, or Belarus
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35% of Millionaires are terrified they won't have enough to retire. Meanwhile, for the rest of us. Cat food is buy 6 get 1 free at Walmart this week
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Young men who do stupid things should be punched in the face, says punchable-faced young man who does stupid things on the regular
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The US added a quarter million new jobs in November and unemployment is at a 53-year low, but don't you worry there's a big ol' recession juuust around the corner, massive...YUGE, annny second now.., real soon
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Nukeular investment is mushrooming
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Florida lawmakers will be using Bob Iger's return as an excuse to reverse their hasty decision to cut off the sweet Dole Whip flavored flow of donated Disney Dollars
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Cause for celebration: Pandemic projected to end by 2030. Sorry, pandemic that took off in the '80s. We'll get back to you about ending the new one within the next 50 years. Cool tag still tips its hat to public health and the medical sciences
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| Thu December 01, 2022 |
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Nabors kills man at bachelor party with fentanyl-laced cocaine. Surprise, surprise surprise
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French people surrender...their old guns
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The 4-day workweek trial is a huge success. It turns out that people don't like working an extra day when they don't need to. It was also good for business. Average revenue rose 38%. This is not a repeat from feudal times or the industrial revolution
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11th Circuit fires Cannon. Unfortunately, not into the sun
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Space Force wins its first combat mission
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You can remotely start a stream and watch Anker Eufy cameras live using VLC. No authentication, no encryption. If a security camera doesn't really have any security, shouldn't it just be called a camera?
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Well, if there's anyone who'd serve Macaroni & Cheese at a White House state dinner, it's Joe Bi... hang on, I may have misread that headline
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"You get a recount and YOU get a recount and you, you get BEEES"
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Pepsi wants you to drink Pepsi and Milk, a concoction they called Pilk, for cash this holiday season. That would make Subby Puke, but to each their own
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Mortgage rates have dropped so much that the average monthly payment for a $400,000 home is only $3,037
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Uvalde survivors to the "police" who allowed the slaughter: How's $27 billion sound to you?
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American states, which were once praised as "laboratories of democracy," are in danger of becoming "laboratories of authoritarianism," especially red states
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Max Rockatansky, your Lamborghini awaits
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Americans are drawn to Twitter like a moth to the flame of a dumpsterfire
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How to spot a future incel: depression, paranoia, living in mother's basement, failure to bathe
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Seems like a better date for this would be the 14th of March
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Childhood friend of Iranian National Team player: Who-hoo we lost, suck it Supreme Leader. Iranian cops: BLAM Blam blam-blam-blam
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McCarthy could be beaten by a Boehner. NTTAWWT
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Canada has the most highly educated workforce in the G7. Most of those are communications and art history degrees, but still
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That's some good work, Lieu
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| Tue November 29, 2022 |
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Russia suspends nuclear arms control talks with the US over 'differences,' possibly like the fact that theirs probably don't work any more
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Christian Pulisic hospitalized with "abdominal injury" suffered while scoring USA's world cup winning goal
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Once again, every supposed teenager online is a cop, although usually that cop doesn't murder the victim's family
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Ron DeSantis displays the Republican commitment to the free market and corporate autonomy- unless the company does something they don't like
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"Can't organize student protests if all the students are sent home." -- that's what Xi said (probably)
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"First team we pick is Germany; we've had two world wars with them, and they are really good. Second is Yugoslavia: we're bombing them as we speak. Third is Iran. Oh, wonderful." An oral history of the USMNT's 1998 World Cup fiasco
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Representative A. Donald McEachin (D-VA) has died from colorectal cancer at the age 61. Fark Cancer
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Iran vs USA World Cup game is a reminder that the sport rises above politics, observers say, with one nation facing 43 years of history since the revolution and the other not really sure what sport 'football' actually is
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Move along, nothing to see here
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All right Collinson, I know things are tough right now, but we need you to reach deep down inside and pull out the stupidest take you possibly can
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"Eight persons are divided into four different partners. Each pair is arranged in a square, with one couple on each side of the square, facing the center" Happy Square Dancing (or Orgy) Day. You be you
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Iran's national anthem sucks so much that they have to resort to torture to get folks to sing it
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Mexico's planning on a ban of US' genetically modified corn, planting it firmly in a legal maize
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No Trumps allowed
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More frequent CT scans not associated with improved outcomes after lung cancer surgery. At least, not for patients. Docs and clinic owners are loving them
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Iran takes a brief break from forcibly preventing its soccer players from speaking with foreigners and threatening them with torture, to hose American soccer players down with whataboutism
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Another Devin Nunes defamation lawsuit can moooove forward, but will probably be an udder failure like all the rest and sent out to pasture
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There's a reason they call them "donorcycles"
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| Mon November 28, 2022 |
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Army-Navy Game will be cosplay for The Greatest Generation
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Tech CEO who was fired by his board for his LSD use has filed suit saying that was just an excuse, and the REAL reason he was fired is because he was Asian. And he knows this because both the Purple Iguana, AND the seven-eyed man told him so
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They gotta nip it Andy, nip it in the bud
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The GQP tried to stop early voting in Georgia and lost. And now records for early voting turnout are once again being smashed
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According to Ireland's Data Protection Commission, Facebook users from 2018-2019 were worth $1.93 each. That figure may be higher now with inflation. Subby is sure Meta has learned its lesson and won't let this happen again until next time
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Fat and stupid may indeed be the way many kids go through life
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Weather avocado of doom now threatening Illinois
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Serena Williams' stepmom, who's in debt for over $500k and on the verge of losing the tennis star's childhood home, takes a page out of TFG's playbook by calling the terms to payback the debt "grossly unreasonable" and "frivolous"
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Happy National French Toast Day. Prepare yourself for National Greek Buns Week
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Iran calls for the U.S. to be thrown out of the World Cup
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Whole Foods decides to quit selling live Maine lobsters (with telling "Come at me, ayuh bro" pic)
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Inefficiency is like an insurance policy. Article extolling the virtues of at least some inefficiency in life to the left. Calm and reasoned discussion to the right
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Day 278 of WW3: Russian moms launch anti-war petition on Russia's Mother's Day, call on Moscow to bring home sons, brothers and husbands. So we know where the next untrained troops will be coming from. It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion
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Incoming GOP leaders says our weapons are too complex for Ukrainians. "Our air defense systems are so complex, we need to make certain that we work with partners and pull together an air defense system that they can" blah blah blah
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| Tue November 22, 2022 |
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TFG's no good, horrible, very bad day. IRS files to Congress, Fraud suit next year, Loses lead in Iowa to DeathSentence, now likely to lose his Special Master (no, not Putin)
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Amazingly, when you remove years of Republican gerrymandering, the party that has the most votes actually wins control of the government
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Imminent baconation predicted for England's grim north
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Fiat's new motto for the 500: "If at first, you don't succeed, try, try, again"
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The Affordable Healthcare Act hasn't changed outcomes despite our hopes? Golly, it couldn't be that it was hamstrung by Republicans who tried to repeal it 70 times, and then to restrict, defund, and prevent its implementation... could it?
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SCOTUS to XPOTUS: Stop asking us to save you, the Democrats can have your tax records
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Do you use tax prep software from TaxAct, TaxSlayer, or H&R Block? Congratulations, your sensitive financial information has been sent to Meta
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GOP hits 219 on House midterm scoreboard after CA-22 call
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Insurers based in offshore tax havens somehow manage to grossly outperform their competitors based in the United States. Strange how that happens
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Groups C & D begin play with Argentina vs Saudi Arabia at 5 am ET, followed by Denmark vs Tunisia at 8, Mexico vs Poland at 11, and France vs Australia at 2. Who will sink & who will swim? This is your World Cup Discussion Thread. Streams on Fox & FS1
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Grass Valley hemp processing plant catches on fire; Cheetos and Mtn Dew en route
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Bite the pillow - I'm texting dry
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| Mon November 21, 2022 |
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Does the Supreme Court have an Alito problem? I mean, in addition to its accountability problem, its legitimacy problem, its misogyny problem, its unqualified conservative justices problem, its Ginni Thomas problem, and its racial problems?
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Let me dust off this here mutual defense treaty and remind no one in particular to not phark around with the Philippines
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(Judging strictly by the picture) Area homeless man attempts to find funding for imaginary billion-dollar company
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Texas Legislator does his part to Keep Austin Weird, files a bill to cancel both the City of Austin and the Austin City Council; replacing them both with a "District of Austin"
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Going extremely hungover helps
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Georgia GQP: You can vote on Saturday. Georgia GQP after Dems win Nevada Senate race: Oops, no you can't. We really want you to, but sorry, the law says you can't. Judge: Yes, they can. Georgia GQP: This is an outrage We appeal
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NOAA winter outlook released: Colorado river expected to make it out of Colorado before disappearing into the sand... this year
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DeSatan's two flights to relocate immigrants from San Antonio to Martha's Vineyard cost a little over $153,000. So of course the state paid more than $1.5 million to contractor for them
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TMNT's Gregg Berhalter states "we can beat anyone" as they prepare America for their 2-0 loss to Wales
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Christie's bangs a gong on controversial T-rex auction in Hong Kong and Jaye P. Morgan flashes her boobies at zombie Marc Bolan and Chuckie Barris in celebration
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The Colorado Springs LGBTQ nightclub shooting could have been much worse, but two patrons tackled the gunman, disarmed him, and beat him into submission with his own gun
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Popcorn futures soar on news that the 1/6 committee will release "all the evidence" within a month
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In reality, the Baba Yaga is about as far away from John Wick as possible. In reality
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No Kevin, the military is one of those Republican things you DO want to support. Beginner mistake
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Return of Dark Brandon -- the Darkening
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The man who shattered Paul Pelosi's skull and wanted to break Nancy Pelosi's kneecaps began his descent into madness by being Very Concerned about ethics in gaming journalism
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You don't need a starship, now you can explore the entire known universe from the comfort of your bunk. (Hey, that's my house)
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Will MJF fulfill his destiny? Can the Elite regain the Trios Titles? Are they really gonna put the ROH Title on Sammy Guevara? AEW Full Gear '22 starts @ 8pm ET on PPV, B/R Live, FITE.tv
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Angry, starving leopards search for faces in Kansas
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The shroud of the dark side has fallen. Begun the Woke War has
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*SIGH* Pennsylvania republicans file lawsuits alleging fraud and miscounts in the Governor and senate elections. Without any evidence
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♫ Now, bring us some figgy spam pudding / Now, bring us some figgy spam pudding / Now, bring us some figgy spam pudding, and bring it out here ♫
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Leap seconds to disappear by 2035
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White nationalists: "Save our history" Virginia governor Glen Youngkin: "Change our history"
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Anti-vaxxers strike again
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Russia, struggling with getting weapons, warms to the idea of trading basketball player Britney Griner, for an international arms dealer known as the Merchant of death
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Retired USAF Lt Col found guilty on six charges for invading Senate chamber during 1/6 US Capitol terrorist attack. Kiss that military pension goodbye
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Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday, GA Runoff Early Vote Saturday
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The folks behind the investment firm that may have triggered the entire FTX fiasco say it is pure coincidence that they are currently hanging out in a country that has no extradition treaty with the US
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| Fri November 18, 2022 |
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You would think this sort of thing should go without saying, but NASA's social media manual reminds astronauts that tweeting is less important than staying alive in space
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TFG sounds like he ACTUALLY believed that announcing his candidacy was going to shield him against prosecution, proving that he really is that dumb
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Democrats squeak out win, will control House
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Friday Night MMA: Bellator 288, Vadim Nemkov vs Corey Anderson for the light heavyweight title, Patricky Pitbull vs Usman Nurmagomedov for the lightweight title. Prelims stream at 6 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Showtime. Also ONE FC at 8 PM ET
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It's good to be the prince
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Vote recount between Republican and Democrat in New Hampshire House race ends up with neither of them winning
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Alex Jones's lawyer suing over big pharma's conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids
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"How 'blue' is California?" When media outlets willfully ignore the fact that "Land Does Not Vote"
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Proving that it's never too late to try a new career: Best New Artist at the Latin Grammys goes to 95-year old Angela Álvarez
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Questions remain after Michigan voting machine ends up for sale on Ebay. But police have officially closed the case so, you know, nothing to see here
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"Thanks, you'll be my first" is not what you want to hear from your brain surgeon
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Funky Winkerbean ends after 50 years of hijinks and cancer
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Who to believe the DEA or the Sinaloa Cartel?
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Did they expect her to deal with all those kids sober?
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Jesse Watters urges Americans to have unprotected sex and propagate the species before "foreigners"
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Secret Chinese police stations are in the US secretly Chinesely policing, says the FBI
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NYT reporter travels to Ukraine, describes what Americans could learn from Ukrainians' fierce resolve
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How drunk was he? So drunk he parked his pickup truck sideways across parking spots. Which were reserved for police. Outside a State Police barracks
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Republicans take over the House, and BAM A political operative is convicted of illegally funneling sketchy foreign money to a US President. Just not the current one
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| Thu November 17, 2022 |
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Nice car. Did it come with a turn signal? Feds deem New Jersey's highway safety messages are too Jersey
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African nations reliant on Russian defense industry are at risk of missing deliveries of equipment, lacking spare parts, and falling to enemies with tractors
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On this day in history, in 1969, the Strategic Arms Limitations Talks began, which were ultimately deemed more useful than the Strategic Arms Proliferation Talks
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Israel will now be able to accurately state Palestinians at the border were not shot by their soldiers. They were instead shot by their robots
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I joined a local facebook page for volunteering. There is an overwhelming amount of choices for volunteering positions. I want to do all the things. What sort of volunteering are farkers involved with? Tag for volunteers
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Indiana cop visits school to teach kids how to be police officers -- then shoots one of them. Well at least he was being honest
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Children of Men is not an instruction manual
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Surprise
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Oh god not another McSweeney listicle about TFG... Oh wait, this is a good one. Less pretentious than reading another NYT opinion piece, somehow
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World's biggest cruise ship gets bought by a mouse (possible nsfw content on page)
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The answer to the headline is absolutely yes, he is off the hook
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The Midterms made state governments bluer, as this is the first midterm election since at least 1934 that the president's party hasn't lost a state-legislative chamber
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Everything's bigger in Texas, including the gals in the carpool lane
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Big Apple commuters finally have something good to growl about
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Milley: Russia lost and they just refuse to accept that reality. Sure there's a chance they could win, there's a chance I could have an orgy with a bunch of supermodels, but the odds of it happening are pretty much zero
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How America swallowed the Italian language and what it sounds like after New Jersey finished digesting it. Fuggedaboudit
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| Tue November 15, 2022 |
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United States: "Wow that election actually had surprisingly few shenanigans." Arizona: "Hold my iced tea"
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Judge vacates a Trump immigration policy, allowing asylum seekers access to the border again
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Holy roller sending asylum seekers from Texas to Philadelphia on a bus as Jesus commanded. Gritty will watch over them and mold them into the leaders of tomorrow
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Watch The Former Guy announce that he wants to be The Future Guy. C-SPAN says it'll start at 9:00 PM EST, but you know that he will show up fashionably late. Update: He's running
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Xi Jinping brags about owning a Guns n Roses album
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Republicans: Why won't young people vote for us? Also Republicans: We're suing to stop student debt relief and the judges we appointed are blocking it
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Tip #1: Be a billionaire
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Do Clarence and Ginni Thomas share bank accounts?
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Now that the election is over, Gov. Brian Kemp to testify today on alleged efforts by Trump to pressure Kemp into overturning the results in Georgia, with the word "alleged" doing a lot of heavy lifting since it was all recorded
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It's official, Mariah Carey is NOT the Queen of Christmas. Nor is she Princess Christmas or Christmas Princess
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So why is Lauren Boebert in danger of losing one of the most red districts in America? Voters there have figured something that, as one puts it: "I don't think she did shiat"
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GA barring early voting the Saturday before the runoff election because...yeah, that sounds about white. I mean right
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Governor Abbott declares immigration from Mexico to be an invasion. Seems like I've heard this rhetoric before in El Paso
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Severe persecution complex. An extreme and inappropriate response to possible adversarial events. Or, for Matt Gaetz, Tuesday
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In the 'This sounded like a great idea until you stop and really think about it' category, a pizza vending machine closes its location after less than a year
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Judge rules that disarming domestic violence abusers under protective orders violates their Second Amendment rights. Coming soon: The answer to "what can possibly go wrong?"
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Google fined nearly 0.16 percent of its 2021 profits for blatantly and repeatedly tracking users without permission. That'll show 'em
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Client #3 reacts to Kari Lake's defeat like he was forced to fulfill an ATM bet on video
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Bones and All is a "coming-of-age romantic cannibal road film." Something I can relate to, except for that road part
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The really insulting thing isn't that he put our country's foreign policy up for sale, but that he sold it so cheaply
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Tonight on RAW: Miz goes on Miz TV to apologize for the scheme to get Miz more airtime, press and ratings for Miz & Mrs. Dexter Lumis has no comment. Also, Seth faces off against Finn in a match to set up Wargames. This and more at 8 PM ET on USA
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Senate claims to have enough bipartisan votes to pass a marriage equality bill protecting same-sex and interracial relationships
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Arkansas, Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, Nebraska, and South Carolina argue in a lawsuit that the Biden loan relief program threatens their future tax revenues. Revenues they would still have if they stopped giving billions to rich people
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Well, at least one Trump is now actually a billionaire
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The fact that he didn't proofread his sign before posting it in foot-high letters bothers me more than anything else
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We can grow enough weed to fully decarbonize the aviation industry?
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Moderna has great news for ~10% of the population five and older
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What do gambling and Teslas have in common? More than you think
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Indiana legislature: We're gonna chip away at public schools by taking their $$ to support private schools. And when they have to close buildings because of falling enrollment, force them to sell the buildings for $1. Judges: OK by us
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Russian software disguised as American finds its way into U.S. Army, CDC apps, making China and Best Korea really mad they got beat. ...OR DID THEY?
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Geography Awareness Week has been found on a calendar
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The 'world's largest floating wind farm' produces its first power - which will be used to fuel a North Sea oil and gas field
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Dark Brandon squares off against Winnie the Pooh in the Battle for the Hunny
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United Airlines learns it can't force a Buddhist to attend a Christian alcohol recovery program
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There's a vas deferens between having hydrogel injected into your sperm-carrying tubes and the old-fashioned slice
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Remember Monkeypox? No, you forgot it. Here's why
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