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Sun July 15, 2018
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
If you're against the Starbucks straw ban, this article says you're an idiot
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Thu July 12, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump says he got a 'very nice note' from Lil Kim. Also, a letter from Publishers Clearing House says he might already be a winner
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Tue July 10, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Modern and democratic and peaceful Europe was created by the U.S. post WWII, but our creepy President and his creepy base seem to know zero about this history so we are currently blowing it with President Dimwit
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Mon July 09, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What should the Girls Scouts stand for? Other than cookies, of course
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
You'll never guess what seaside resort is looking to hire more foreign workers on H-2 visas
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Wed July 04, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Funny story: Last summer, Trump really wanted to invade *spins wheel* Venezuela
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Mon July 02, 2018
(AOL)
 
 
 
Officials considering second Trump-Kim Jong-un summit, which may happen in New York if they can find something else for Trump to give away and get nothing in return for
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The UN's report on US poverty shows we're either facing a dystopian future or living in hell
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Let's look at Nikki Haley's Instagram account
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
While you were shuffling around the kitchen in your bunny slippers this 69-year-old double-amputee scaled Mt Everest
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Trumpistan's retreat from the Human Rights Council has prompted China and Russia to gut human rights efforts worldwide
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Have you always wanted to live in a 'space kingdom'? Now is your chance to become part of the nation of Asgardia. So who wants to colonize the moon?
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Sat June 23, 2018
(The Week)
 
 
 
The tackiest man alive takes it up a notch
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The US ambassador to the UN says it is patently ridiculous and politically biased for the UN to examine poverty in America, which prompted puzzlement as Trump had asked them to
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump comes out and accuses Democrats of creating a "massive child smuggling industry"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China expresses regret at the U.S. decision to leave the USHRC, says it will really miss having constant opportunities to practice its whataboutism
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
USA on the United Nations Human Rights Council: Screw this, I'm out of here. Russia: Oh look, free seat
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How long do you guys think until the US is sanctioned?
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
VP Pence says that we had to leave the UN's Human Rights Council because of their continuing refusal to endorse or condone our abusive policies- just not in those words
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. pulls out of UN Human Rights council because of a conflict of interest
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Mon June 18, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
And now the UN weighs in on Trump's family separation policy. I'm sure Trump will change his ways now that he has a chance of receiving a sternly-worded letter
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
According to a new scientific study, it would only take 100 nuclear weapons to wreak global devastation on the Earth ... which is good news as we wouldn't have to use all the others that we have. Wait, what?
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump told a female reporter to be quiet. Anyone wanna guess how well that turned out?
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
After insulting allies and praising a dictator, the next logical step is to pull out of the UN Human Rights Council
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Wed June 13, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
So, our friendly Saudi and UAE allies are undertaking an operation to retake the main port of Yemen. Expected casualties? About 250,000 civilians. At least it'll make the Iranians very upset
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
"GOP senators, what do you think of Trump praising Kim?" "Uh ... " *smokebomb*
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump has succeeded in isolating America
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NT Times wakes up about the atrocities under Kim Jong-un, which include indoctrination, prison gulags and executions. All it took was having Trump in the White House
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Mon June 11, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Q: How many animals are born in the world every day? A: Yes
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So just why has the US men's soccer team been on the decline?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump warns Pence and his aides on the eve of the North Korea summit: "No f**king crazy talk from anyone in this administration." Of course, that doesn't include himself
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Fri June 08, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump: "And if you look at what's happened since I signed that deal, Iran...is acting a lot differently." Narrator: Iran is not acting any differently
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Mon June 04, 2018
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Study shows that too much bad news makes you mentally ill and physically sick. Ask your doctor if Farkitol® is right for you
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Study finds that the IPCC is misleading us about the effect of climate change. Good thing Trump pulled us out of the Paris Accord then
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Fri June 01, 2018
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this date in 1980, fake news was born
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Fri May 25, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
In the 1960s, Mississippi was nuked, causing dozens of dollars in damage
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump might be plunging us closer to war with half the world, but had Hillary Clinton got elected she would have worked with the Illuminati to hand the US over to the Antichrist. THIS IS WHAT REPUBLICANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Although outwardly similar, Mike Pompeo and John Bolton represent two very different conservative traditions of foreign relation, and are headed for a massive clash. But Bolton's got weird facial hair, so we know how the President will resolve it
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Tue May 15, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
UN: We should really look into those Palestinians killed yesterday. US: Nah, you'se don't want to go stickin' your nose in that. If you know what's good for you
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Mon May 14, 2018
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Delaware is now first US state to fully ban child marriage. Wait, what?
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Tue May 08, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Debates in our country should be informed by facts, especially debates that have proven to be divisive" and other incoherent ramblings from B Obama
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Sun May 06, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Trump Administration has resurrected the disinformation campaign of abstinence-only education, something that will spread STDs and is proved to be 100% ineffective
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If we don't release any economic data, no one will be able to figure out that our economy has gone bad
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Art of Complaining: It is best to ignore the irony of telling a representative that "you don't know who you're dealing with" and then telling them your name, address and phone number
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Fri April 27, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
FIFA warns Trump about their ethics rules. That's the joke
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(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
Trump is currently dominating all Fark categories, goes for clean sweep by threatening to cut off aid to countries that do not support the US 2026 World Cup bid
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Because World Cup soccer isn't already corrupt enough
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tusk tells Kosovo to improve relations with Serbia, Just tell me that you want me
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Wed April 25, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Uh oh, we have some badasses here
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
North Korea has never faced a US president that didn't care if South Korea was reduced to a glowing ember
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Some very fine people are heading to a small German town to celebrate Hitler's birthday
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Trump declares that Russia has not done anything to warrant sanctions. But he said it in the toughest way possible, so it's totally cool
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
At the UN's "most important meeting on women's empowerment," Trump administration officials tried to steer policy toward teaching women abstinence and sexual "refusal skills" except when they're Playboy models or porn stars and the men are wealthy
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The legalities of Trump's unilateral decision to attack Syria
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Sun April 15, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gas up the SUVs and stock up on vodak. America is imposing tougher sanctions on Russia. This is the part of the movie where someone says "Hold onto your butts"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Blurred Lines, but with only one boob
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Middle East Monitor)
 
 
 
Russia calls for Emergency UN meeting and is considering sending advanced missiles to Syria
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This is your live thread for Season 3, Episode 1 of The Expanse, at 8pm on SyFy. If you're not watching it, you're missing out on the best televised science fiction in 15 years
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After tweeting about how Obama should not attack Syria, Trump wants to attack Syria
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NSC mouth departs as ass comes in
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Sun April 08, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Guess who lobbied heavily against requiring sprinklers in high rises? I'll give you a hint: His tower has had two fires this year alone. Sad!
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Fri April 06, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Poisoned Ex-Russian spy Sergei Skripal is responding well to treatment and no longer in critical condition, according to his doctors, who have hopefully moved him to a private room, inside a bunker, surrounded by a squadron of elite SAS guards
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China declares they're having the their best relations with Russia ever. China is also in the midst of a trade war with the US, who is currently being puppeted by Russia. Hmmmmmmmm
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Turns out Luxembourg is the best country to hold a Fark party
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia explores a return to the tried and true "Let's you and him fight" approach to Iran and the US
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Sun April 01, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Because of course this would fall to earth on April Fool's Day
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Sat March 31, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Have we gone from Cold War to Frozen War?
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Thu March 29, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
James Mattis accidentally refers to John Bolton by Bolton's secret identity
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New National Security Adviser John Bolton to North Korea's Kim Jung Un: You know, you should really give up your nuclear weapons, just like Libya did under Qaddafi, you know, right before we helped to overthrow him
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Number of cheeses a country makes correlates with political instability. Falling pirate numbers continue to cause global warming
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Sat March 24, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
National Security Adviser John Bolton has declared his first war and it's against the entire staff of the National Security Council. Like fish in a barrel
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Fri March 23, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush era diplomat says "Trump has set himself up for three kinds of wars- political, economic and military, and you should be afraid, very afraid. Sleep well
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Americans are unhappier than ever. Here is how we can fix it so we can all have happy, smiley faces again
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The reaction across Washington to John Bolton's appointment is a mix of people being stunned, worried and downright horrified
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Five things John Bolton believes - "it's turtles all the way down" mysteriously absent
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Attention shoppers, we have ISIS creating a hostage situation in our store"
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How to get your album preserved by the Library of Congress? It's tricky, unless you walk this way in my Adidas
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
It's just a typical English Village with a classic pub, bright red postboxes, two Beefeaters guarding the city hall. Difficulty: It is in North Korea
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Tue March 20, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The U.N. Discussion on the Global Water Crisis ft. Pitbull
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Assad takes a page from BFF Putin's "I'm so humble" playbook, stages a publicity stunt where he drives a Honda Accord around Damascus
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