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Sat October 20, 2018
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
In a breakthrough in origin-of-life research, scientists have figured out how to make all four bases of RNA at the same time from simple starting materials under conditions present in the early days of the Earth. Still no cure for creationism
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Fri October 19, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Glazed Donut Gail calls cops because black woman was speaking a foreign language
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
'Nose Warmers' are all the rage as winter approaches. Like earmuffs, and just as ridiculous looking. Go out and get yours now. (with pic)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kleenex "mansize" tissues to be renamed. "Teenage boy size" not on the approved list of new names
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
British crypto-nazi and part-time Spitting Image puppet Nigel Farage refused entry to EU meeting after being deemed a possible security risk. He was not able to foresee such a circumstance transpiring (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu October 18, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
It's the mid 90s all over again as Mad Cow Disease emerges on a UK farm
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Obviously these idiots who got themselves wedged in the most ridiculous places have not met the slatted wooden chair yet
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(Independent)
 
 
 
For all in tents and porpoises, this is a good ruling
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds yet another reason to avoid hospitals
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Wed October 17, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
US named the world's most competitive economy, is immediately sued
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Successful burglars make sure to get in and out fast. Then there's this guy
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brexit battle of the has-been rock stars: Who frontman Roger Daltrey savages Bob Geldof Brexit claims, says EU gravy train soaking the UK DRY (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Independent)
 
 
 
England soccer fans abroad make England proud
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Added to the list of things black people aren't allowed to do: watch their children play soccer (w/video)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not surprising: Man who tricked TripAdvisor into making his fake restaurant the top-rated destination in London sends fake versions of himself to interviews. Surprising: His name "Oobah" is not fake
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Fifty little ways to make your life easier, even though life will still be hard overall
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
US launches jam-resistant communications satellite to prevent loss of bleeps, sweeps and creeps
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Tue October 16, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Haley slams China over 'internment of civilians'. Damn straight. That kind of treatment should only be reserved for non-civilians of the wrong color
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Man dies from extremely rare disease after eating squirrel brains. Relax, it wasn't Drew
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Mon October 15, 2018
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Theresa May claims UK and EU "not far apart" in Brexit talks. EU seen staring at her in disbelief
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apartment Patty gets fired for being Apartment Patty
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A shortage of beer might not strike you as the most pressing life-or-death impact of global climate change, given the rising sea levels, stronger hurricanes, and the wrath of suddenly sober FARKers
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(BBC)
 
 
 
A point may come when "there are not enough old white people in the country for there to be a Conservative government any more"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Finally, a US soccer team that knows how to make a World Cup
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Sat October 13, 2018
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Three cells down...is the bassist for Three Doors Down
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Theresa May is closer to a Brexit deal than before, but her cabinet ministers are resigning and fleeing so they don't get the stink of failure and idiocy on them even more
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Religious schools are vastly superior, but it's not that icky religion that's the cause; here's an atheist twisting in knots to explain it away
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Fri October 12, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Heineken to introduce nonalcoholic beer nationwide; thinks it can reinvigorate the category
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Thu October 11, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Companies will be forced to reveal ethnicity pay disparity under new governmental ruling
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(Belfast Live)
 
 
 
Oim toired of dese mitherfookin' STD ridden ladyburds in me mitherfookin' 'ouse
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(CNN)
 
 
 
OK, climate change nerds. Should we continue to call hurricanes "natural disasters"?
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(The Center for Community Solutions)
 
 
 
Low-income white Ohioans have SNAP work requirements like this (they don't) while low-income black Ohioans have SNAP work requirements like this (they do)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. Military grounds all F-35s, sends them to their hangars without dinner
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The rich rats are leaving the sinking island....at least their cheese is
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Wed October 10, 2018
(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
School Board Member: "I do not consider a whore to be a victim of rapes"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Some people want to be rich enough to buy a sports car, or a lavish house, or an Island. I want to be rich enough to be investigated by the National Crimes Agency
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
You humans are being hoodwinked, dogs are using their puppy cuteness to become irresistible to sappy humans
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The world's most amazing train rides, when "precarious" is apparently a good thing
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Tue October 09, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Bing Bong Who's there? Sea snek. Sea snek wh- ow (thud)
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Mon October 08, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Striking over living wages? Seriously UK Uber drivers, what part of USA capitalism don't you understand? We have venture capitalists that need another mega yacht
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scots want to keep Shetland Islanders at a safe distance
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
How can you make Coke even worse? Make it cinnamon-flavored, ensuring it dethrones Coke Zero as the worst pop in existence
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Those "marry yourself a prince" bennies just keep on coming
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Fri October 05, 2018
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
28 percent of Scotland residents still speak and write Scots, which is not Scottish Gaelic and certainly not Scottish English. Spellcheck woes have "the effect of making Scots speakers ever more aware that what they're trying to type is not English"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Object blows a hole in New Jersey home, bounces around awhile then leaves
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
October 10 set for D-Day for Brexit, or "Dumbass Day," as it should be called (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu October 04, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Britain could be seeking 'an all-UK customs union with the EU.'" If only there were some union, maybe within Europe, that already fulfilled this function
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Wed October 03, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Anyway, here's Theresa May dancing to ABBA (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
German Unity Day, or Tag der Deutschen Einheit. What were you doing or thinking when Hasselhoff reunified Germany?
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Tue October 02, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Interesting: Statue of Donald Trump erected in London. British: Alongside statue of Roald Dahl's Matilda mocking him
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Whadup, Whadup. This is Black Jeopardy. The only show to hand out prizes on the installment plan
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
And now we have the baseless fear Spain will steal Gibraltar from the UK after Brexit (possible nsfw content on page)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Wallace Shawn announces massive 2019 UK tour--wait, no, sorry, that's Art Garfunkel
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Pharmas: uh, take your $tatin$ anyways
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Mon October 01, 2018
(Percolately)
 
 
 
Uber driver catches wife having affair while picking her and her lover up as passengers. ☆☆☆☆☆
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Sat September 29, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
So, other than utter idiocy, what does a no deal Brexit mean? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri September 28, 2018
(Economist)
 
 
 
Britain lands a plane on an aircraft carrier for the first time in eight years. Wow, how much fuel did that plane have?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Have we the peak of Housing Bubble #2? Witness the $750k 350 square foot apartment in Manhattan
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson unveils his very own Brexit plan, presumably drawn up by crayon on old toilet paper (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed September 26, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In the battle of which was the dumbest 2016 vote, Trump or Brexit, Britain may have just nosed ahead. For all the horror that Trump has wrought, the US has yet to need to appoint a 'Food Supplies' minister
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Tue September 25, 2018
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
New Zealand orders shop to throw all boxes of Weetabix into the fires of Mount Doom...or they could just throw them in the trash. It's their choice (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The US healthcare system may be morally wrong, but it's more profitable that way
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump's tariffs incentivize companies that manufacture goods in the U.S. to relocate their operations overseas
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Mon September 24, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Join the club, Britain: you're being led by a nitwit too
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon's plan for world domination enters phase II
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Baby names based on "Game of Thrones" characters on the rise in United Kingdom. Coming up next: England bemoans steadily rising number of sudden, unexpected, violent deaths and wedding massacres
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Sun September 23, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
The average white person's imagination will not allow them to dream up a middle class black neighborhood
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Since we're talking about women's control over their own bodies lately...any of you Farketts have surgery lately?
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Sat September 22, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn says he supports a second Brexit referendum if it's agreed to, though he needs the assistance of Tory Rebels to secure his victory
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sooooo, who should we root for here?
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(Design You Trust)
 
 
 
A black cartoonist drew comics of what it was like being the only black man in the office in the 1960s -- and yep, it's worse than you think
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
Oh nothing really, just a waterfall falling up during Storm Helene
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Fri September 21, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
She has?
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Thu September 20, 2018
(TechSpot)
 
 
 
Apple is forced to hand over $16.7 billion in back taxes to the Irish government, but Ireland doesn't want it
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Wed September 19, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Why does England think they rule the EU? Great question, Jean-Claude Juncker (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Political adviser spotted walking with handwritten notes referring to a "Public vote on Brexit" that he didn't bother hiding in his pocket. Not since the "Quiet Batpeople" incident has a note caused so much backlash
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Having told every one of its major trading partners to get stuffed, Britain is now six months away from a no-deal Brexit, with no plans in place
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Brits take issue with Aussie fish and chips restaurant that advertises 'if it swims we'll fry it' ...something about eating Flipper (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you had Week 2 in the "How long before FanDuel refuses to pay on an NFL bet due to a software glitch" pool, you win and aren't getting paid due to a glitch
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Tue September 18, 2018
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Hold onto your butts: A Russian spy aircraft has gone down as Syrian air defenses responded to an Israeli missile barrage, and the French are being blamed
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Mon September 17, 2018
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Medical advocacy group in turmoil after co-founder is kicked out for anti-vaxxerism, but he claims he's anti-anti-vaxxer, and says that ant-anti-anti-anti-vaxxerism is only pushing the cause of anti-anti-anti-vaxxerism. UNCLE
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists discover air pollution particles in mothers' placentas, so keep that in mind before your next smoothie
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(Medium)
 
 
 
We've reached peak connectivity with everyone, but what if we just want to be alone?
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Two hundred divorce petitions filed in the UK this year alone cite as separation reason a) in-laws , b) Brexit, c) Fortnite
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Sun September 16, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Her fellow Tories tell Theresa May the only way to avoid revolt is to resign. So much for the party of unity, eh? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri September 14, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Governor of Bank of England warns of housing crash after no-deal Brexit. But at least they got their blue passports
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Thu September 13, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rep. Steve King (R-eally R-acist) forwards more Nazi agitprop while chastising Nazis as socialists
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The future of sport is here: Olympic pole dancing
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Tue September 11, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Cadbury is preparing for a hard Brexit with a creme filling
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man loses life savings when bitcoin crashes. In other news, there are people who have their life savings in bitcoin
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Mon September 10, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Dozens of Tory MPs vow to resign in order to prevent angry mutant Tweety Bird Boris Johnson from becoming party leader
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Boris Johnson speaks the truth," says idiot (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun September 09, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
♪ What do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor, while English in Florida? ♪
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Wealthy couple created 'designer grandson' after harvesting sperm from dead son
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Sat September 08, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Best photo of a Northern Wheatear doing a Halo-style victory squat on an unconscious Sparrowhawk you'll see all week
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Fri September 07, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
List of the world's most popular tourist destinations by country probably won't surprise you, but based on growth, their future rivals might. Egypt is booming, Togo has the second highest growth and Niue is a country you're now checking on Wikipedia
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Thu September 06, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Another day, another router exploit being used to spy on networks and spread a failed Monero crypto-mining script
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"There are countless stories about the struggles of players on their journey to the NFL, but few, if any, are like the one of defensive end Efe Obada, who went from homeless in a foreign land to the 53-man roster of the Carolina Panthers"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Shellfish worker whips out giant lobster for lunch, crabby son and social media ridicule him for not sharing
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Maybe the trade war with Canada is not all bad
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(Hebrides News)
 
 
 
Thief steals rare bees in the Hebrides while owner is off the island. Police will likely set up a sting operation
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Chicken finger soda dipper woman gives interview, kittens on alert
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Wed September 05, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The U.K. is left shell shocked after France wins the War of the Scallops
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
UFOs 'spotted' flying over Donald Trump's Turnberry golf course in Scotland on August 16 apparently didn't get the memo that he wouldn't be there to get picked up to stand trial by our overlords for transgressions against humanity
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(BBC)
 
 
 
A fifth of meat sampled in the UK in 2017 contained 'mystery meat DNA' not specified on the labelling. The road gravel and flea collars were a dead giveaway however
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Tales of the city: Traffic jam nightmares
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Tue September 04, 2018
(Glasgow Evening Times)
 
 
 
Okay, noo th' feckin' sassenach hae gain tay far. They're claimin' uir braw Scottish haggis as their ain
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Jeff Goldblum makes everything better
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
France says it is prepared to deploy its navy to enforce French fishing rights in a dispute with Britain over scallops, say those silly, English, pig-dog persons would just ruin them by not cooking them properly anyway
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently Britney Spears forgot where she was in England
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The chance of a Hard Brexit stands at 25%, though there's only a 10% chance of that
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Mon September 03, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Brexit Muppet Boris Johnson begins to unravel: Brexit will get the UK "diddly squat"; negotiations "as pre-ordained as a bout between Giant Haystacks and Big Daddy"; complains "not that we have failed, but that we have not even tried"
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Sun September 02, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Theresa May has "been compromised" by rationality, warn hard-line Brexiters (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat September 01, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
I'll have my drive-thru extra rare please
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Theresa May totally says a Brexit deal will be done by October. For real, guys (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
French fishermen vow to shoot cows with trebuchets at the Brits if they have to in the next Channel clash in their ongoing scallop war (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
As Coca-Cola already has the market on disgusting pop cornered, they're acquired Costa Coffee in hopes they can make a more disgusting coffee than Starbucks (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu August 30, 2018
(Food Safety News)
 
 
 
USDA reports Mad Cow Disease found in FL beef cow with pic that might strangely arouse you
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Helsinki Syndrome strikes again: French President Macron fellates Vladimir Putin and invites him to join the EU in a military alliance
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Alex Salmond, a major anti-Trump political figure in Scotland, is given the standard Al Franken treatment
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Wed August 29, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Disgruntled tennis viewers watching Amazon's US Open coverage 15-0 Amazon
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Teresa May prepares to concede to reparations for One Ireland, Scotland, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and maybe even Grenada
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Tue August 28, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
It was a record year for tourism in D.C., with almost 23 million tourists visiting the city. And every single one of those farkers stood on the left side of the Metro escalators
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Mon August 27, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The EU is prepared to allow an independent Scotland, and the UK sounds jealous (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"No, no, Madame Prime Minister, they were saying, erm, BOO-resa. Yes, that's the ticket" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat August 25, 2018
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Your chances of being bit by a shark are as rare as contacting flesh eating bacteria. All this guy needs is to be struck by lightning, win a lottery
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Fri August 24, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
It seems that one of the effects of Brexit could be a shortage of semen. There apparently aren't enough wankers in the UK anymore
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Despite the app being dead, Vine is more popular than ever, curing cancer, depression, and pancetta
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Thu August 23, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
You know, since we have a defense budget shortfall, let's turn Coke trucks into missile launchers and old commercial ferries into beach assault craft. And hey, let's put artillery on old tractors, too
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Wed August 22, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Zack Gibson dethrone the Bruiserweight? WILL Bianca Belair beat Deonna Purrazzo with her ponytail? WHO will be the Last Man (or Machine) Standing? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani says the Mueller investigation "has to be winding down. What else is there? " Unclear if his voice cracked like a freshman asking a girl for a date to the prom as he said "has to be"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why do white folks always want to "speak to the manager" and why are the memes so popular?
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Tue August 21, 2018
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
How much can one author fark up an entire research field? A lot, apparently
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
A happened before B and B happened before A. Here comes the experimental demonstration. In unrelated news physics student's headache came before learning the Schrödinger equation and after learning the Schrödinger equation
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Mon August 20, 2018
(The Root)
 
 
 
It's down to the Fragile Four in the 2018 World Wypipo Tournament
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(Maldives Independent)
 
 
 
In the Maldives they use cursed coconuts to affect elections
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver responds to Giluliani's claim that "truth isn't truth" by assuring Trump "prison isn't prison"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
← Free Cambridge
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Sun August 19, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Mayday for Tories as 100 MPs plot a revolt against their Trumpian leader (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat August 18, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British reality show Love Island ("a TV dating show that manages to be trashy, yet a tad classy") is coming to the USA, only on ... CBS? Honey, get my Viagra
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Thu August 16, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Jeremy Hunt: "The EU has to make a strategic choice about Brexit." EU: "We did. Now, close your eyes and think of England"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Over a million Labour voters have Brexit regret since they voted to Leave (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed August 15, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We have dollar coins and two dollar bills for kids, collectors, and Taco Bell. Fiji has a $7 bill for Rugby
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Prepare for a vicious Brexit no-deal (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Filling your water cup at a soda fountain often doesn't result in a tazing, but at Arby's it does. Arby's trifecta complete
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Tue August 14, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you thought the last four years were hot, the next five would like to have a word with you
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
UK Parliament on lockdown for possible terror attack: Car crashes into security barrier gates at Westminster - pedestrians injured
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Sun August 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Every British Airways flight from London to JFK includes 493 meal trays, 78 toilet rolls, 319 sick bags, 101 full bottles and 388 quarter bottles of wine. BA also imports emergency lettuce from LA to ease heat-induced British vegetable shortage
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Sat August 11, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman on an Emirates flight from London to Dubai accepts a glass of complimentary wine. Is also given bracelets and a new found appreciation for English cooking
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Fri August 10, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
One Fewer (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin shocked to learn that leopards might be nibbling on his face soon
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana pho- well, not in the UK
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Thu August 09, 2018
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Pet owners are happier, healthier and in better shape than other people. Yes, even cat owners
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Your father smelt of elderberries, and your great-great-great-great great-great great-great great-great-great great great-great-great great-great-great granduncle was an ocean fern with tiny legs
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Wed August 08, 2018
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
"There's no part of (article 50) that says we can get a deal? None of it. We leave. There is no deal to be done, there never was. The UK have been playing silly political games, thinking that it's a negotiation. And it isn't"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Older adults who get physical, physical can lower their heart disease risk, disease risk; can hear their body talk
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Watching 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' can make you a worse person. Here comes the science
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lawyers defending former Trump campaign chair Paul Manafort stake their client's freedom on the theory that a man who has had multiple affairs is not to be trusted
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Tue August 07, 2018
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Du. Du hast. Du hast to escape your retirement home to go to a heavy metal concert
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Some people have important things to do in life, some feel the need to cheer on randy pigeons into having sex on rooftops. The Sun is there with this riveting news coverage
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Former NE Patriot linebacker Jerrod Mayo has been looking for his missing dog all summer. Click the link and catch up on Mayo's dog (warning to dog lovers)
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Mon August 06, 2018
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
House has a fence made entirely out of old TV sets, as the repair business for them has gone down the tubes
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Sat August 04, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Look, you told them to get out of the basement and find a hobby. It's really kind of your fault when you stop and think about it
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
British Pound to be renamed the Ounce
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
How do we stop racist white people from calling 911 and insisting cops stop black people from grilling, standing under awnings to avoid rain, feeding the homeless, and selling lemonade? Simple: start charging them for each nonsense call
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Fri August 03, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brexit and EU fans get squirrelly over porous border between Northern Ireland and Ireland. "Essentially, the European Commission sees Brexit as a divorce, whereas the UK government views it as a move towards a more open relationship"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
UK may allow free movement of EU citizens to continue after Brexit because a) they've recognised the economic benefits of migration, b) they're concerned about an NHS staffing crisis, or c) implementing border controls is too much hard work (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Trump at a rally in PA: "It's Fake news I kept the queen waiting, actually I was 15 minutes EARLY" Narrator: "The president's visit to Britain was broadcast live, including footage of the queen waiting for him for 12 minutes and looking at her watch"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The British Pound has fallen sharply as the Bank of England predicts doom and gloom because Theresa May and the Brexiteers want to plunge the country into chaos (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
Woman hits man with broom, lamp and ping-pong paddle, then cuts him with a kitchen knife. Colonel Mustard hospitalized in stable condition
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Thu August 02, 2018
(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
Naked burglar waits for homeowner to return, helps himself to sandwich & cookies
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Youngest pilot from the Battle of Britain Dies. Aces High. \m,/ \,m/ (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' castle up for sale for just $656,000. Was not a popular wedding reception venue
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Want to own Han Solo's hole-free jacket from 'The Empire Strikes Back?' It'll cost you about $1 million
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Wed August 01, 2018
(Ebony Magazine)
 
 
 
Woman calls cops on a black woman waiting for an Uber because she was standing under an awning to avoid the rain
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(CBS Tampa)
 
 
 
American asses are crippling Greek asses
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Tue July 31, 2018
(Some Plumber)
 
 
 
Karma has been served
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Mon July 30, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's to issue 'MacCoin' to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the Big Mac. While not a cryptocurrency, it is worth far more than most cryptos
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
What's British for "Mulligan?"
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
How did Europe, a place where an ancient, hereditary nobility literally owned everything, including the labor of the poors, wind up with far greater economic equality than the Land of Opportunity?
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Sun July 29, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Tories are revolting. But they're also unhappy and want Theresa May to opt out of the EU
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UK armed services on standby to distribute food and medicine as Britain prepares itself for a) an earthquake, b) a massive tidal wave or c) Brexit?
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Sat July 28, 2018
(The Root)
 
 
 
Q: What does Marsellus Wallace look like? A: A large black man, breaking into his own house, send police NOW
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(Madame Noire)
 
 
 
Black woman sick of people calling 911 on black kids selling stuff on the street decides to report white kids' ice cream stand. Let's see who has last licks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh gee, not this story again
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Fri July 27, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Guy Verhofstadt, the forgotten Gallagher brother, claims Theresa May is sabotaging Brexit negotiations (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu July 26, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ten British bands that America never understood, a list that includes The Kinks?
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Wed July 25, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you had "a few hours after being put in general population" in the how long it took Larry Nassar to be assaulted in prison pool, step forward and collect your prize
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
The White House has a new strategy to prevent Trump from saying something stupid: yell at reporters until they leave
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that Kvikk Lunsj bar
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Tue July 24, 2018
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Britain suffering through heat wave. Residents react in the most um, British way ever
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Man walks into a supermarket with a sheep, attacks security guard with a metal pole. Cause that's how they do it in Ireland
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Mon July 23, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK: "Eh, so what if we can't negotiate a Brexit deal. Our idiot voters will just blame Europe no matter how badly we fark up"
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Russia bombed them and then demanded to interrogate them. America refused to help them. So Canada and some others snuck them out of Syria and gave them and their families homes. Tag is for the White Helmets urban SAR team, safe at last
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Sun July 22, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK's new Brexit minister says EU is being completely "irresponsible" by pointing out that he has absolutely no idea what he is doing and no plans going forward, aside from turning large stretches of motorway into parking lots for heavy trucks
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Sat July 21, 2018
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
If you're going to turn your home into a grow house, it really helps to pay your utility bills on time
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brexit could cost UK families up to $2,000 per year
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Wed July 18, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Russia just sold off almost all of its US treasury securities for some reason. No, it doesn't mean anything, but it's suspicious that no one is spinning a conspiracy theory about it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You know the cringe you get when you're traveling abroad and see other Americans wearing garish flag t-shirts and fanny packs? Well, those fanny packs are nothing compared to what's coming
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Russians tapped that CamAnal. Tapped it good. All over your Facebook
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK have many unusual words for bread - probably because they have so many different ways to boil it
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
MN Somalis still waiting for TPS report, cover sheet
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Tue July 17, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK Government: "Brexit is not dead. It's...only resting, see. Boris just stunned the Brexit, just as it was waking up, yeah? See, it's just...ah...it's just probably...pinin' for the fjords. Lovely plumage, innit?"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
CVS fires the two employees who called the cops on a black woman trying to use an incontinence coupon
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(Time)
 
 
 
Bill Browder is a high-value target for Putin's assassins, and yesterday Trump offered Browder's head on a platter
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Mon July 16, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Steak 'n Shake 'n Shoot not a hit with customers, paramedics
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New forensic research suggests Shroud of Turin is likely a fake. NAILED IT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In the first entry for: What did Trump give up to Putin? Iranian oil laundering permission
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"We can no longer rely on the US after Trump called the EU a foe," says Germany's foreign minister
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Sun July 15, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's advice to Theresa May on how to handle Brexit is exactly what you'd expect it to be
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
White House facepalms on Twitter, claims Scotland is not part of UK
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
GOP now using Snickers defense to explain away sharing Nazi Tweets
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Fri July 13, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What is that sitting in the sea just outside your window? Oh, just a 4 mile wide iceberg here to flood the town
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
England footie fan who went missing for six days in Russia found in hotel room on typical English bender
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FTA: "Are Trump's threats...just tactics intended to strengthen the Western alliance? Or does Trump actually want the alliance to die?" The second one. It's the second one
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And the big Trump baby is outside Parliament. As is that giant balloon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump says he feels unwelcome in London. Sorry, snowflake
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: I'm a stable genius. World leaders: yeah, no, no you're not
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump slams May's Brexit plan
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Thu July 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The White House releases a special coin commemorating Trump's attempt to destroy the North Atlantic Treaty Organization
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: 'I think they like me a lot in the UK'. 'Unlikely' Tag doesn't even begin to cover this
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump declares victory over NATO
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Hurricane Don blows into Brussels, says if allies do not meet higher military spending targets immediately, the U.S. will pull out of NATO in 2019
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News viewers: How DARE Shep Smith tell us how President Trump is wrong about NATO. Wait, he's just telling us how NATO works and why it's important? THAT'S EVEN WORSE
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pornhub reveals that its traffic 'dropped by nearly a third' during England game, leading many to conclude that a large percentage of English fans are wankers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So aside from being loyal allies, creating jobs for American workers, helping to guarantee global freedom and security, and coming to our aid after 9/11, what have those European freeloaders ever done for the U.S.?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Trudeau to Trump: Blow me
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Tue July 10, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Modern and democratic and peaceful Europe was created by the U.S. post WWII, but our creepy President and his creepy base seem to know zero about this history so we are currently blowing it with President Dimwit
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
U.S. embassy warns Americans to keep a low profile and avoid large demonstrations in A) Iran, B) Iraq, or C) U.K?
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(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Woman uses 40EE breasts to predict the outcome of every England World Cup match. Good news, England: It's coming home. You better believe The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thanks to Trump's visit to the UK, Green Day's 'American Idiot' is hitting the British charts
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hey guys, it's not too late to back out of Brexit, the European Council President said so Hello... hello... is this thing on?
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Mon July 09, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
There are no bad kids, just bad behavior. Set clear expectations and boundaries, and be consistent. Don't use a sword
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Pool Patrol adds another member to their unemployment support group after apartment manager calls police on black man for wearing socks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
May loses her Johnson
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's coming home. No, not that. Well, maybe that. But this other thing too
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
David Davis, the man leading UK Brexit negotiations, has resigned. A leadership challenge to Theresa May could be imminent
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Plastic straws are not only bad for the environment but for the body, with chemicals promoting bloating and cavities. Although they are still healthier than the sodas that people are drinking
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
So, uh, here's that Brexit, um, "plan" Theresa May cooked up
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(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
Genitals in the right hand, a hatchet in the left hand, and sleeping in a stranger's bed. Hey, some people will do anything to get a good night's sleep
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"Alexa, is football coming home?" 'It's coming home' memes flood the internet
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
At this rate we're rapidly running out of cute hashtag names. How about #AssholeAdam
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Planned protest against the imprisonment of UK far right leader scrapped because his supporters would rather watch the world cup
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Jaguar takes a cue from the leopards, starts eating Brexit faces
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Wed July 04, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Two people attacked with Russian nerve agent Novichok on British soil. This is not a repeat from March ... [cue ominous music] ... or is it?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oh, so that's where I left that. America's Declaration of Independence found in Chichester, U.K
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Major incident in Salisbury and it's not all gravy
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Because we need reminders the UK is as farked up as the US, Brexiteers may collapse the government by week's end if they don't get their way (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
News: America's leading liberal magazine is publishing its pieces with a Russian propaganda outlet. Fark: Most of them oppose or are hostile against the Mueller investigation, and for some reason the spy poisoning scandal
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
The biggest brawl you are likely to see in professional basketball just happened between Australia and The Philippines
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
The Strong Tank Challenge is a simple competition. Eight nations blow stuff up for a week and in the end the Germans win
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Russian collusion scandal breaking. No, the other one
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Morrissey cancels his UK tour because his racism has finally caught up to him
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Austin American-Statesman)
 
 
 
Police call it a botched case of rattlesnake revenge
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Thu June 28, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BAE wins multi-million pound Australian warship contract. Still won't give you a booty call
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
I don't know about you, but I HATE IT when I forget to remove the meth from my bra when I am being processed at the jail. (with mugshot)
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(Bustle)
 
Boobies
 
Lingerie company making pool floats for women with big boobs
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Have you ever been so drunk that you told police you were drowning under a canoe when you were actually sitting at home? This guy has
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Wed June 27, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Britain undergoing beer and cider rationing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Horses are capable of pulling faces just like humans, 17 facial movements to be exact
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Tue June 26, 2018
(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Onion knocks it out of the park again, and we should all be ashamed and terrified that a humor and satire site is saner and more pragmatic than our actual news is now
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(It's Me)
 
 
 
Night 2 (well, afternoon, stateside) of the WWE UK Tournament is upon us. Pete Dunne defends the UK Championship against Tournament winner Zack Gibson, plus a full NXT show. 3pm ET, Noon Pacific, only on the WWE Network
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Move over Permit Patty. We've got a live one
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Mon June 25, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
If you ask your teenage son to cut the grass, expect penises
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"A 20-foot-tall inflatable orange baby with the face of President Donald Trump could float over Britain's parliament next month... to coincide with Trump's first visit to the U.K. since taking office"
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Sat June 23, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Because of course they are
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Fri June 22, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The UK has its own Russian collusion scandal. And it involves a very familiar cast of players and guilty pleas
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Stonehenge builders used Pythagoras' theory 2000 years before Pythagoras was born. Which begs the question - what did they call it?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bomb threat forces London Charing Cross passengers to evacuate. They also had to leave the station
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