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Mon February 06, 2023
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
What do coke dealers and the British regent have in common, besides knowledge of Prince Andrew? They both wear a spoon
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Sun February 05, 2023
(Consequence)
 
 
 
Gabriel + Eno = not a headline from 1974
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Scots mum shows the internet world she digs it as a digger girl, revels in her role as a model for women who are keen to work in what was once regarded as a man's world
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Liz Truss is completely delusional
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(Some Land Down Under)
 
 
 
It's been long coming but Livvy's state memorial concert has finally been announced for those who were hopelessly devoted to her
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Sat February 04, 2023
(Some Burger Chef)
 
 
 
Seems like people don't like having their way at BK
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Latest food you're cooking wrong...rice, rice, baby? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Older TFers: List things about the 1970s no one would know unless they lived through the 1970s
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Did Germany HAVE to send this number of tanks?
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Fri February 03, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After 30 years, the UK's most powerful supercomputers still can't forecast British weather three days out. Three letters to assist you, CPU: B-A-D
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
So, there was ~one~ Brexit success
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Arizona was the most popular state to move to in 2022, because who doesn't want to move to a state you have to share with rattlesnakes, scorpions, and Kari Lake?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Putin is going full Kim Jong-Un. Somebody needs to tell him that you never go full Kim Jung-Un
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Thu February 02, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
BBC to merge its disparate news channels into one "BBC News" channel, presenting opportunity to cut costs by sacking some old-fart BBC presenters
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Today in lazy headline writing: "Devastated Photographer Sent Bags of White Powder Instead of $3K Camera." Who did he send them to, and why would he do that?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That's no moon, but it could still be made of cheese, Gromit
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Shell reports record profits of $40B for last year. Oh, and they also polluted the entire of country of Nigeria and plan to give them nothing to clean up
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Let's visit the sleepy town of Bungay in the UK, known as the Satanist capital with many residents identifying as devil-worshippers. Probably due to a devil dog, known as Black Shuck, which terrorised the town in 1577 (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Gluttony is back on the menu
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(MacWorld)
 
 
 
"For this year's Red Nose campaign we've completely revolutionized the design by engineering advanced materials and leveraging our unique technologies to deliver a truly incredible clown-nose-wearing experience unlike anything the world has yet seen"
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Wed February 01, 2023
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Indie musician is blasted for being a hypocrite after writing satirical song about rich people. So she patiently explains how working successfully for 20 years, touring widely, and releasing a few albums gets you $30,000 a year and 200 grand in debt
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure-grain alcohol?
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(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
Scroll, scroll, scroll your way to an Idiocracy
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne physically incapable of touring or performing, nor could he ever sing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man shocked....SHOCKED to learn Thai chicken snack contains.....Thai chicken
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Chippie becomes UK-famous for selling £40 box of "The Codfather" - 18lb worth of fish and chips. That's 8kg of food in non-English weight
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Tue January 31, 2023
(The Sun)
 
 
 
They were out of duct tape? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
IMF announces that global economy is slightly less doomed than previously thought. Doomscrolling intensifies
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Maybe they were feeding someone that was buried alive. You know like those tubes they used to put in caskets in case you're buried alive
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(9News (Australia))
 
Hero
 
Stumped Aussie wombat stranded in middle of lake rescued by those intent on letting its 'skull-crushing' rump fight on. It's the Australian way
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Becky bottle opener. You can bet someone has a problem with this
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just how well is BREXIT going? So well that the IMF predicts the UK's economy will perform worse than *RUSSIA'S*. Anglebert Slaptyback to explain why this is really Remainer's fault
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Kinda misses the whole point of license plates
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Mon January 30, 2023
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Even Russia's fake tanks are crap, apparently
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Claw machine expert shares his little-known hack for winning the tricky game every time. Sadly says nothing about getting your kid out of one
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Good news, UK Farkers: You can now use "fark" all you want in the workplace
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Sun January 29, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
What does God need with a Super Bowl ad?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
JFC, have these people no shame? Liz Truss stages a comeback with "It's not my policies that were wrong, it was the lack of public support that was wrong". How do they still even exist outside the penalty box...Rupert?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Mad Vlad orders strippers and pole dancers to be sent to the frontline for 'special morale parties' to mark the anniversary of the invasion of Ukraine. No word of rubles being sent to throw as too many are currently being used for soldiers eyes (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Yep. That'll totally work
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Sat January 28, 2023
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day 65 years ago, a Danish masochist filed a patent for the most painful form of torture for adult bare feet
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Between 1939-1941, New York City attempted to photograph every building in the 5 boroughs. These are those photos. dun-dun
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Noflybe
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Independent)
 
 
 
Bregets
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Thu January 26, 2023
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Journalist thinks of 8 ways to make buying concert tickets better. List is worthless without breaking up Ticketmaster/Live Nation
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Wed January 25, 2023
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
The mastermind behind the RSOCKS Proxy Botnet told the Bulgarian court in September 2022, "I am not a criminal and I will prove it in an American court." Has now pleaded guilty to being a criminal in an American court and is facing 20 years in prison
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That burned-down Tennessee mansion from a few days ago has found a buyer. New owners probably boasting they got it at a fire sale price
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Human/frog hybrid Nigel Farage blasts UK PM Sunak over Channel-crossing crisis, urges him to Brexit harder (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
King Charles's real estate company is among those suing Elmo for nonpayment of rent
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Ketchup? Catsup? Mayonnaise? An unholy combination of every sauce in the house? What do you dip your French fries in?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The US is at 3.96. That would be a great GPA, but it's a lousy GVD
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Nuke plant to replace emergency sirens with mobile alerts. So if you don't have a mobile phone, but screaming people with melting flesh are fleeing past you, just ask them if anything's wrong
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Russia's new commander in the Ukraine is focusing on what really matters in this conflict: frequency of shaving
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Mon January 23, 2023
(IMDB)
 
 
 
It's The Daily Show with Wanda Sykes for tonight and the next two nights. How will she compare to last week's Leslie Jones? Who'll be the permanent host? And when do we get Al Franken? 11 ㏘ on Comedy Central
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brexit has lost us 25% of sales. We even tried opening a warehouse in the Netherlands at the end of 2021 to ensure costly paperwork would only have to be done per truckload crossing from Dover rather than per individual unit. But sales didn't recover
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Sun January 22, 2023
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Sunday Premier League starts off @ 9:00 am ET with Leeds hosting Brentford and Man Citeh taking on Wolves. MoTD at 11:30 Arsenal and Man United. The Gunners want to avenge their only loss so far, can United make it a clean sweep? On Peacock/USA/NBC
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Day 333 of WW3: A close ally of Putin in the Orc Duma has warned that the world faces a "global catastrophe" if Washington and NATO countries supply weapons that threaten Russian territories. Broken record. It's your Sunday Ukraine war discussion
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Sat January 21, 2023
(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
If the Simpsons were set in England, by Jove
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Fri January 20, 2023
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Scientists unsure why English crabs are dying, rule out pollution and combs with crooked teeth
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Nearly three quarters polled said they wanted a four day work week. Facepalm: In exchange for working 10 hours a day instead of 8
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Thu January 19, 2023
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The trees just don't feel like screaming anymore
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Newly released materials show that Virgin was desperate to achieve insertion despite issue during wet dress rehearsal (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember when we joked about how Republicans would claim Joe Biden's classified documents were on Hunter Biden's laptop? It's actually even dumber than that
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Today's Russian warning of nuclear war is brought to you by A) a clown B) a former leader of Russia C) eh, doesn't matter
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Wed January 18, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
UK inflation drops to 10.5%... drops to. Wow, they're proper farked, ain't they?
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Daily Record (UK))
 
Hero
 
Speedo Mick scales UK's tallest mountain wearing only his swimming trunks ...for charity of course. You think he's this crazy on his own?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Plans for huge UK car battery factory go flat despite resistance, staff immediately discharged and sent ohm
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The world's oldest person silver medalist gets upgraded to gold
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Does a beaver fart in the woods? The answer, apparently, is yes
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Davos isn't dead, so the Daleks remain a threat
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Mormon Church to Press "It's all a misunderstanding. God loves Black people." Mormon Church to Black Mormon "You are cursed. Your seed is cursed. Marry some cursed Black guy"
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Mon January 16, 2023
(Odeuropa)
 
 
 
Subby's History professor had a course where he would bring European cheeses, drinks, fabrics, and other smelly stuff to seminars, as part of the development of smell-based history research. And now, thanks to Internet, the whole world has: ODEUROPA
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Sun January 15, 2023
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Yellow snow warning for London
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Derby Weekend continues in the EPL Chelsea and Crystal Palace starts us off at 9:00 am ET, Newcastle- Fulham (which really isn't a derby) and the North London Derby Spurs - Arsenal, table position doesn't mean much with this one. On USA/Peacock
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Sat January 14, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
All G7 leaders who have correctly read the room decide to stay away from Davos this year. Olaf Scholz: Halten Sie mein Bier
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Fri January 13, 2023
(The London Economic)
 
 
 
Jacob Avoirdupois-Mogg: The reason we can't have Brexit unicorns is because of the Remoaners who don't want Britain to reap the benefits of Cloud Cuckoo Land
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Thu January 12, 2023
(AP News)
 
 
 
2022 was the fifth or sixth hottest year on record. Or maybe 10th. Doesn't matter. In twenty years whatever's left of humanity will tell stories of a mystic white form of frozen water that would fall from the sky, and making "snow men"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Finally here it is, the one benefit of Brexit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember when CNN was about real journalism and wasn't just about hit pieces against Biden?
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Conspiracy: Traffic Reduction Schemes pave the way for the UN taking control of the world. Now if he can just work the Rand Corporation and Reverse Vampires into the idea, he might be on to something
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Farkette found an old family photo. Bikers, help her ID grampa's cool ride
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Edgelord Elon wasn't the first automaker to nearly tank his empire by needlessly sharing his supremely bad takes. Henry Ford led the way before him
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Despite the cuisine Italians are finding life in London to be a spicy meatball
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Qatar hopes Spuds are on the sportswashing menu
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Virgin's assets go limp after failure to score
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Migration among major issues ahead of "Three Amigos Summit" in Mexico City. Would you say they have a plethora of problems?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"Let's light this tea kettle". Coverage starts at 4:15 ET
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend lives with his ex and gets mad when I ask him when he's going to move. Am I being shucked like side corn?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun January 08, 2023
(Up North Live)
 
 
 
Dog adopts nursing home
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Thu January 05, 2023
(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
Released inmate throws rock through glass door of jail to try to get back inside for meal and place to sleep. Sheriff: "We quickly made those arrangements for him"
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(Racer.com)
 
 
 
F1 to Michael Andretti 2021: you no can haz. Andretti to F1 2023: ok, I'm bringing GM with. We cool?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
German exports unexpectedly fall in November. Latex market seen lacking support, separation
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
My god, it's full of SARS: 28 out of 29 airplane lavatory holding tank samples test positive for SARS-CoV-2
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The Kraken variant comes ashore in the UK to wipe out thousands with its Covid tentacles. If only we had a bivalent Jaeger vaccine. But the pilot needs Idris Elba to slap him around.... and this metaphor has gone off the rails
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Wed January 04, 2023
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
So you go through life with an occasional beer or dank joint. Big deal. Have you ever gone through life with extended-state DMT and shared hallucinations? Say hello to my self-dribbling basketball clockwork elf friend over there
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(US News)
 
 
 
U.S. News and World Report's new list of the most influential countries is as accurate as its rankings of universities
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Tue January 03, 2023
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
In order to "save" its crumbling games industry, Russia is considering founding a company even worse than Electronic Arts, if that's even possible
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brits should ready themselves for a possible "oven ready as soon as they catch, pluck and stuff it" no deal Brexit as Spain and UK argue over Gibraltar's external border controls. And they thought Bojo's "oven ready" deal was bad
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
These were people of the land. The common clay of the new United Kingdom. And in 2005 some TV producers convinced them that they were in space, orbiting the Earth, and seeing the curve of the world. At least they were smarter than flat earthers
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Mon January 02, 2023
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
50 years ago, Ireland joined the then EEC. Apparently things are not going as well as they should, must European harder
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The only thing falling faster than Tesla stock is the UK populace's opinions on Brexit being a success
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Sun January 01, 2023
(KTBS Shreveport)
 
 
 
Is a 2017 Nissan worth your life? This guy thought so
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(readersheds.co.uk)
 
 
 
Welcome to the 17th annual Shed of the year competition If you are a UK sheddie, you can enter your shed into Shed of the year 2023 now. We want to hear about the shed builds, the materials and why you built your shed, also what you use it for
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Sat December 31, 2022
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Unlike prior generations, millennials are not becoming more conservative as they grow older. It's almost like you can't conserve anything if you don't have anything in the first place
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Fri December 30, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump was under at least the influence of 12 other countries...I shocked, shocked I tell you
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The debate over octopus farming is a many-headed hydra
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Two monarchs and three prime ministers later, a look back at the steaming heap of failure that was Great Britain's 2022
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Thu December 29, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cabbage futures up as European natural gas prices return to pre-Ukraine war levels
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(Some Shutterbug)
 
 
 
Subby sees your angry, Erie waves, and raises calm, Colorado waves, frozen
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Wed December 28, 2022
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Fulcrum BioEnergy announced this week that it has produced low-carbon synthetic fuel from landfill waste. Oil that is
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(CBC)
 
 
 
You like big butts? Here's a thoughtpiece on big butts. You may be racist for liking big butts, or maybe more inclusive? Still not sure. Anyway, butts
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Tue December 27, 2022
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Thundersnow fears in the UK as US farts huge winterstorm in their general direction (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun December 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
🎶 it was Christmas Eve, babe, in the warm bank 🎶
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Sat December 24, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Millions of Americans have left the country. Why? Subby gestures around wildly and says, "EVERYTHING"
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Fri December 23, 2022
(DW)
 
 
 
Scotland passes law that allows its citizens to identify what is under their kilts
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russia threatens to sell less oil, maybe punch themselves in the dick or try holding their breath until they turn blue
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Day 303 of WW3: Putin says Russia wants an end to the war in Ukraine which will inevitably lead to "some kind of negotiations", a day after Biden hosted Zelenskyy. Pooty sounds weak. Has something changed? It's your Friday Ukraine war discussion
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The USA will deploy an infantry company and a unit of HIMARS multiple rocket launchers in a country that borders Russia. No, not that one. It's the one that sounds like an online weed store or a fake country from a Marx Brothers movie
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(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
Targeting a former Sears, locals are betting that the addition of a casino will lead to an increase in mall foot traffic. No word if the maintenance department will exclusively have Craftsman tools
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New genomic variants associated with CHIP identified. DORITO, CHEEZ DOODLE, PRETZEL, still pure
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Wed December 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
AMC walks away from deal to purchase bankrupt Cineworld because they will likely be declaring bankruptcy themselves in short order
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tech bro schlubs cultivate company frat culture of alcohol, drugs, and harassment, drive $800 million company to bankruptcy. Difficulty: not related to crypto
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Tue December 20, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Now is the winter of our blurst of times?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Break out the tiny violins ... Aww, forget it. Liz Hurley is 'stranded at the Antigua airport with no food or water' and she needs your help because she's caught in travel chaos (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Football fans, you think World Cup 2022 was too much? Here's how World Cup 2026 will work with 104 matches, six games a day and 48 teams playing in the biggest tournament ever
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chuck Bucks
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Story - a private dinner with Murdoch got cancelled due to the Clarkson thing. Buried lede - but for the Clarkson thing, the chair of the "Independent" Press Standards Organisation would have had a private dinner with Murdoch
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Mon December 19, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Renewing hopes that the rumored Pirates of the Caribbean / Aquaman crossover movie might become reality, Amber Heard has settled with Johnny Depp
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Frustrated Brexiteers want the Brexit they were promised. And subby wanted to ride on a white unicorn into the church where he was going to marry Scarlett Johansson, yet here we are
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
International agency that encourages women to serve as brood mares might be using controversial practices. How about that
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for songs about things you'd like to get as a present. From a brand new key for your pair of roller skates to a big ole jet airliner and all things in between
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Sat December 17, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
King Charles takes bold step to cement his popularity amongst his thirsty subjects (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu December 15, 2022
(Some Rugby Guy)
 
 
 
World cup Federation president handed a two-year suspended sentence, no not that federation. No not that one either
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Blimey: in a historic first, no one from either England or Wales was arrested at the FIFA World Cup
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Tue December 13, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Rare ice pancakes form on River Tyne. Unfortunately even rarer snowy maple syrup not so easy to come by
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Reason #12∞ why humanity can't have nice things: "Paramilitary loan sharks targeting food bank users"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
British royals told to keep away from Russian embassy, possibly because centuries of inbreeding means they also have to be told not to stick their hands in fan blades or attempt to gargle the Queen's Corgis
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Mon December 12, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Does your dog want lab-grown steak?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
3-1/2 Lions
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Sun December 11, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Germany tells the rest of Europe to toke up and mellow out and welcome all those cash-laden stoner tourists
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(Independent)
 
 
 
British man who went missing in Africa is found four days later pretty much in the exact place you'd expect to find a British man
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Fri December 09, 2022
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Both Russian and US right-wing media are coordinating to sell your opinion back to you
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Thu December 08, 2022
(Victoria Times Colonist)
 
Weeners
 
Bad news: those urinal mats you ordered in 2021 aren't going to arrive. Good news: we know exactly where they are
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FTC says NO. Microsoft says, "WOW" after being sued to block the Blizzard Activision acquisition
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Come to the Dark Side: New Zealand
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
London has activated its severe weather emergency protocol as temperatures are expected to drop to as low as -3C during the week, or 26F reedom units
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How far has nuclear fusion power come? We could be at a turning point for the technology just ten years from tomorrow
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Having no other important stories to cover anywhere in the world, UPI leads off with the news that Matt Lucas is leaving 'The Great British Bake Off'
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Tue December 06, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Good news for not so drunk Brits, this map reveals that you're not even in the top ten of Europe's heaviest drinkers. In related news, has anyone been tracking Drew's whereabouts lately?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Boris Becker to be released just 8 months into his 2-1/2 year sentence for multi-million-pound bankruptcy fraud and deported to Germany. Sounds about white
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Daily Post (UK))
 
 
 
Snowdon snowed on, snowed in. Snowdonia snowed on ye, snowed in ye
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Sending a container from China to the US peaked in September 2021 at $20,586, now it is $1,935. Similarly, chicken wings and used car prices are all dropping precipitously. Soon, prices will be back down to what they were in Subby's day
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
English OnlyFans star in Qatar threatened with execution for her skimpy outfit and nobody on Fark notices this headline ends in punctuation because they've already clicked the link (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Highly anticipated Heinz Christmas Dinner Big Soup, featuring all the holiday trimmings in a soup can, has hiat UK shelves for just two quid "and many Brits say they love it" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat December 03, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola Christmas truck tour is LIT
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Fri December 02, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Hospitalized for covid? There's a real chance your lungs are farked
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Thu December 01, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Nobody expects the Spanish Elimination
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The 4-day workweek trial is a huge success. It turns out that people don't like working an extra day when they don't need to. It was also good for business. Average revenue rose 38%. This is not a repeat from feudal times or the industrial revolution
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Space Force wins its first combat mission
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 281 of WW3: US considers dramatic training expansion for Ukrainian forces. NATO pledges more support, including energy infrastructure repairs. The US said it's focused on providing air defenses. It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion
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Wed November 30, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
The penultimate episode of Stargirl (the whole series, not just S.№3) "Frenemies ― Chapter 12: The Last Will and Testament of Sylvester Pemberton" has Starman taking matters into his own hands, leaving the JSA to fear the worst at 8 ㏘ EST on The CW
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Seems that Prince Philip's legacy at Buckingham Palace still lives on. Well, it did
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Poland beat Argentina, let Mexico or the Saudis sneak into the round of 16, only to surrender to France? This and so much more... World Cup Group Stage last matches continue with Groups D at 10 AM ET and C at 2 PM
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Disestablishmentarians say statistics suggest antidisestablishmentarianism is on the decline
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Tue November 29, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
Godless heathens on the rise, flood warnings imminent
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Iran's national anthem sucks so much that they have to resort to torture to get folks to sing it
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brussels sprouts revenge plans (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon November 28, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
They fixed the glitch
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wait - Russia is planning for the "long term?" Those words. Subby does not think they mean what you think they mean
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Sun November 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not news: Countries issue travel warnings for their citizens to avoid dangerous countries. Fark: That dangerous country is the USofA
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Japan is cleaning up at the World Cup
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Fri November 25, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Qatar becomes the second-ever World Cup host to get eliminated in the opening round
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Bebe Rexha is, but neither do the Detroit Lion fans who booed because no one could see her
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists say "hot Saturn" is a game changer from determining how many Earths fit in Uranus
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News upset about a) US opioid epidemic, b) US poverty levels, c) US soccer coach T-shirt
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Thu November 24, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Frame Afflicted, Found Out
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Wed November 23, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scotland: What about second independence referendum? UK Supreme Court: Not yours
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Man who claims to have inspired heist movie "The Town" decides to try inspiring more heist movies
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Imminent baconation predicted for England's grim north
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(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
Sorry everyone, eating carrots will NOT improve your eyesight. That rumor is strictly British WWII propaganda
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Mon November 21, 2022
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
John Leguizamo says he based his The Menu character on "horrible human" Steven Seagal
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. Thousands of blood donors, banned for over two decades due to possible mad cow disease exposure, can give again
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(Some Sugarcube Guy)
 
 
 
Happy björthday Björk. You just read this using sonic scales you never thought existed
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Baluga stuck in the deep mud. So wild, not so free
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Thu November 17, 2022
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
The numbers are in; brexit is a great success, apart from the whole brexit thingy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There are not enough 'air quotes' 'in existence' for the 'sadness' of this 'product'
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Wed November 16, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
Snowdon to lose its Snow. Not because of global warming, because it's now to be called Yr Wyddfa
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
UK finance ministry launches hip cool Discord to appeal to da yoof and, despite being read-only, da yoof still manage to call the ministry "c**ts"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Results of 4-day workweek trial in the UK prove that 86% of companies are willing to lie to researchers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
While Trump was stumbling through his "big announcement" , on the other side of the world "Sleepy Joe" was conducting expert diplomacy to prevent WWIII
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Bugger you, pay me. In dollars
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Stop being mean to my son. Signed, Elon's mother
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Well, it's certainly uncontaminated by cheese
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
EU finds that Elon Twitter no longer in compliance with Ireland's one-stop shop security measures. This means that Twitter will likely have to deal with all 27 nations in the EU individually
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Mon November 14, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Miz goes on Miz TV to apologize for the scheme to get Miz more airtime, press and ratings for Miz & Mrs. Dexter Lumis has no comment. Also, Seth faces off against Finn in a match to set up Wargames. This and more at 8 PM ET on USA
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(UPI)
 
Weeners
 
BBC was born 100 years ago today, has grown steadily ever since
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Sat November 12, 2022
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Submit your application now to get paid to drink beer and watch the World Cup. Only true farkers need apply
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Fri November 11, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Elon keeps bragging about how Twitter's busier than ever since his takeover. Here's why
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Thu November 10, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British Star Wars-style laser weapon tested for first time, pew pew pews quadcopter two miles away (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK joins forces with Switzerland in an unfunded science deal that will totally make up for the £95B the EU has for the same deal
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(CNN)
 
 
 
University of Kentucky president to student that hurled racist slur at a black student: GTFO of our campus... permanently. Duke Sucks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Research says wait times for cancer treatment in the UK have doubled in the past four years. Keep calm and carry on dreaming of remission
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Brexit enthusiast is surprised that Brexit isn't the Brexit he thought he was going to get
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Wed November 09, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Will Donatello get snubbed? Can Leonardo handle the heat in Qatar? It's the USMNT World Cup squad announcement, live on ESPN2 at 5:00 pm ET
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wendy's no burger king, she's doing even better
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
For sale: Liverpool Soccer Club. Serious inquiries only. Direct all questions to the Boston Red Sox
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Tue November 08, 2022
(Peter Gabriel)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting 20 years for Peter Gabriel to tour with new material, here's your chance. May require a flight to Europe
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
McDonald's creates McCrispy gaming chair that isn't edible so what's the point
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Steal this film
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Mon November 07, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
An answer to today's burning question: How Bad Is It to Pee in the Shower?
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
If you like sandcastles, you'll love this Japanese museum
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
We all need somebody to lean on so Stand By Ben tonight when he leaps into the body of a 16-year-old boy and finds himself among a group of outcast teens on the run on the fall finale S1 EP8 of Quantum Leap at 10 PM ET on NBC
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak says there's room to hope after UN warns world on 'highway to climate hell.' Subby wonders what he's hoping for
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
UK: Let us into the Horizon Europe program as was agreed in the TCA or we'll go it alone, with bonus "Europe needs us more than we need them when it comes to science." EU: The TCA is predicated on the acceptance of the Northern Ireland protocol (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Mexico will pay for the wall. New hotness: China will pay for climate change
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Brexit Britain is broken, and the people are revolting. The latter is not just subby's opinion
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Fri November 04, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Sure the UK is going to hell in a handbasket with prices going through the roof, no food on the shelves and Meghan and Harry trying to destroy the monarchy, but the new PM is copping fresh criticism over his lavish $900 Prada shoes
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Dragon reminds the world he who has the gold makes the rules
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Employees at the TikkityToks are looking at your private data
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Shouting "Go back to Africa" is a moronic statement at the best of times. Even moreso when you're a sitting member of the French Parliament
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bank of England finally notices that the Tories have been in charge this whole time
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, you can now visit Russia without a visa for a happy, worry free excursion
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Thu November 03, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Conversely, humans are more than happy to jump off that cliff if everyone else is doing it
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(Belfast Live)
 
 
 
Hurricane Martin expected to hit near *checks notes* Northern Ireland this weekend. Wait, that can't be right
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oddly, Cheesy McCheeseFace and Venezuelan Beaver Cheese didn't make the list
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Regrexit
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Wed November 02, 2022
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Rishi Sunak's first week as PM going great: he immediately had to walk back acting like he was too cool for a global climate change conference
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Tue November 01, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 251 of WW3: "Partial mobilization" of citizens has been completed, Putin says. Kyiv mayor says water and power are fully restored following barrage of Orc missile strikes on infrastructure facilities. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion
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Mon October 31, 2022
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Russia finally offers conditions to end the Ukraine war ...kinda
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(The London Economic)
 
 
 
The brexit benefits will arrive in 40 years according to this Tory senior economist, probably under the mistaken belief there will still be an economy to benefit. Tag is the 2nd of 3 consecutive tags, all of which could have been used
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Sat October 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia proceeds to starve the world by cancelling grain program after the Black Sea Fleet is attacked
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The latest twist in Brexit clownshoes: companies are not developing or releasing products in the UK because of safety standards differing from the EU's
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Thu October 27, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oil hitting the anus continues gusher of profits at Shell
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Birbs don't exist. Nor do the lasting mental health benefits from being around their chirbing
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
New research shows that the swarming honeybees are electric, so full of zingy juice they can produce as much electricity as a thunderstorm
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia spiked natural gas prices in Europe. That's bad. But now prices have fallen into negative territory. That's good. They're down because it has been unseasonably warm thanks to global warming. That's bad. Putin has no leverage now. That's good
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Wed October 26, 2022
(MPR News)
 
 
 
I'm not saying the US medical industry is a scam, but a drug invented in the 1970s costs nearly $40,000 per shot. OK, I am saying it's a scam
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
One of mini Brexit opportunities
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
On the pitch? Sure - that's just bad form. Messy, too. OTOH blood does make the grass grow
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Tue October 25, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Truss: No, it is the people who are wrong
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey. Has anyone noticed that British conservatives have now managed to appoint *two* Prime Ministers that not a single person in England actually voted for?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 244 of WW3: Ukrainian military says Russian forces preparing for "potential retreat" near key Kherson river as Orc-installed leaders step up evacuation efforts in response to Kyiv's counteroffensive. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Already high after being named UK's new prime minister, Rishi Sunak now has people baffled as he appears to 'levitate' outside Tory HQ
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Mon October 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
EU to make Apple play with USB-C. US consumers will still get struck by Lightning
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The UK's new prime minister is twice as rich as his King
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tory supporting billionaire who fled to a tax haven over a decade ago is concerned that the average Brit will slide into poverty unless the government fixes Brexit
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A crypto bull is now in charge of the UK government. Well, what else could possibly go wrong? Lettuce issue some NFTs
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(Guardian)
 
NewsFlash
 
♫ Sunak Sunak Sun ♫
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Iran to sue the US for interference in their internal affairs. Fark: not for what happened in 1953
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Sun October 23, 2022
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scotland: give us a reason why we should Remain in Great Britain. *crickets*
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
After grid penalties Sainz has the pole with Verstappen alongside and Mercedes locking out row 2 with Hamilton off 3rd. Weather forecast is dry and warm with some winds. This is your Formula 1 United States Grand Prix at 3pm ET on ABC
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you bought a home but the strangers there refuse to leave?
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
The Protests Will Continue Until Morale Improves: UK edition
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Sat October 22, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
Article asks "what broke Great Britain?". Hint: It starts with a "B" and ends with "exit"
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Fri October 21, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Even the right wing magazines are calling for a UK general election
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dead cat bounce gets pounded
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Deepfake porn videos are coming and not in a good way
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Biography Channel)
 
 
 
It goes without saying that's not 51 candles on Snoop's birthday cake
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
People are profiting from brexit, just not those who voted for it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kevin Spacey beats Rapp
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
American Intellectual ponders: "When was it when straight white males started being treated like black Americans during segregation? It's just wrong"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 239 of WW3: Blackouts to begin across Ukraine after nation loses 40+% of its power-generating capacity from Russian attacks on energy infrastructure. So... Elon and the AMC to the rescue with batteries? It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion
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Wed October 19, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In Glaswegian barber shops, some beards just don't respond to anything less than a full cache of fireworks
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
ToryShambles watch continues: Home Secretary Braverman sacked at the behest of Jeremy Hunt -- whose name, we can only assume, is about to enter the Cockney rhyming slang lexicon
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Biden has enough gas to last to November [fart joke goes here]
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Tue October 18, 2022
(Safety4Sea)
 
 
 
In a clear sign that Putin's energy blackmail is going as planned, at least 35 LNG tankers are hanging around in the Mediterranean, unable to offload because EU storage is full
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Meta gets final order from UK antitrust watchdog to sell Giphy, is trying to get that empty sow of a "metaverse" thrown in before cutting a deal
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Montenegro and North Macedonia pull out of Liverpool and no, this isn't a lost Politics headline
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's time to break out your tiny violins, everybody. The dollar is so strong right now that scrappy up-and-comers like Apple, Proctor & Gamble, and McDonald's are getting hammered on international profits. Hopefully they'll raise prices to survive
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Haiti's security situation becoming 'nightmarish' as cholera overtakes zombies
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Mon October 17, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kevin Spacey claims on the stand that his dad was a Neo-Nazi, that we see deadly sins on every street corner and tolerate it. Well, not anymore. He's setting the example. What he's done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed...forever
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Uk's new Finance Minister: So, all those new economic Policies proposed by PM Truss? Yeah, we're not doing any of those
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Sun October 16, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Truss to turd in six weeks flat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
North Macedonia announce they will not send contestant to this year's Eurovision Song Contest due to it being too silly. Also, energy bills
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Space News)
 
 
 
Defense Innovation Unit: "It might be a bad idea to allow a single proprietary company to control our space architecture." Department of Defense: "We can't hear you over all this money we're throwing at Starlink"
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Fri October 14, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
UK Markets await emergency press conference from Liz Truss to explain just how badly she messed up
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The UK's 20 top-selling debut albums of all time revealed. Subby must be a bit of a Philistine as I only bought 4 of these, but at least they were the best ones
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(National Today)
 
 
 
I Love You
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(TechSpot)
 
 
 
OnlyFans wants to drop its "adult content site" image, change name to OnlyACoupleOfFans
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fox plans to avoid coverage of Qatar's controversial treatment of migrant workers during World Cup broadcasts, much as it didn't address criticism of Russia's government during the 2018 tournament. In other words, the GQP treatment?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Airstrip One climate minister claims fracking and oil drilling good for environment, ignorance is strength
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Thu October 13, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
People who viewed sex as a leisure activity watched, enjoyed more, better sex during the pandemic
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Wed October 12, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Isn't it true that you have not been not truthful about the truth-telling, Mr. Rapp, ISN'T THAT TRUE?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Festival of Brexit, meant to "showcase what makes our country great today," expected around 66 million visitors in the early weeks only got 24 million, sorry, 0.24 million visitors. A better metaphor for brexit is yet to be found
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Short answer: No. Long answer: Hell No
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Tue October 11, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
For the second straight week, England has to step in to save their bond market from total collapse. Keeping calm doesn't seem to be working
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
British consumers are buying blankets and canned goods in preparation for a long, cold winter of discontent
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(Independent)
 
 
 
In the 8-bit game "In Liz We Trust," you play as UK Prime Minister Liz Truss, who goes around trying to find Pound coins in the homes of British citizens
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You don't really understand what the term "fancy a pint" means, but CNN is here to help
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(Nation Cymru)
 
 
 
No, you can't have permission to go to the World Cup. Not yours
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Sun October 09, 2022
(Undead Walking)
 
 
 
Hornsby ended the last episode with Daryl's knife at his throat. Will he see Commonwealth celebrate Founder's Day despite protests and a walker horde? What will Carol and Pamela agree to? Is Oceanside still standing? The Walking Dead, 9PM ET on AMC
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Scots Foremaist Minister says she'll haud a referendum oan Scots independence fae th' United Kingdom, whither th' UK Supreme Court says she kin or nae
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