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Fri July 03, 2020
		U.S. surpasses global record for new COVID-19 cases recorded in a day. Ummm...WE'RE #1? source: npr.org \| share:	34

Thu July 02, 2020
		Hong Kong activists are now discussing a 'parliament-in-exile' type-thing after the Chinese crackdown. No word as yet on the hookers and blackjack source: nationalpost.com \| share:	31
		40 years ago today one of the funniest comedies ever made was released. A comedy, you say what is it? A play, movie, etc., of light and humorous character with a happy or cheerful ending. But that's not important right now. Enjoy your lasagna source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	87
		Over 1,500 musicians and Radiohead have signed a petition to demand the UK stop damaging live music and toss some money to the industry source: nme.com \| share:	17
		Airbus tells 15,000 to hit the bricks source: marketwatch.com \| share:	2
		TP? pffft. PPE? Old hat. Food staples? We've had our fill. The latest in viral hoarding hotness? cash source: msn.com \| share:	9

Wed July 01, 2020
		Soccer commentary is full of coded racism. In other news - sky blue, water wet source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	32
		Someone at Peloton realized the $2000 stationary bike was limiting their market, classes now available on Roku source: theverge.com \| share:	23
		Sometimes the UK steps up with honor and dignity source: bbc.com \| share:	64

Tue June 30, 2020
		EU Aviation Safety Agency suspends Pakistani International Airlines from operating in Europe for 6 months. Recommends teaching pilots to slow down and lower landing gear before landing source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	28
		It's not politics, it's science. One graphic explains why the EU doesn't want any American tourists source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	46
		"One graphic explains why Americans are facing an EU travel ban". Difficulty: it's somehow not the picture of the MAGA-hat wearer with his mask pulled up over his eyes source: cnn.com \| share:	54
		European Union opens borders to 14 countries, shiatholes still banned. Sorry, Americans source: dw.com \| share:	150
		Aaaaaaand here come the giant rats source: indy100.com \| share:	33
		Unemployment makes it very clear that universal health care would be a benefit to all source: nytimes.com \| share:	287

Mon June 29, 2020
		BRAINSTORM: "Bountygate"? Seriously, "bountygate"? Come on. I hereby summon the power of Fark to come up with a better name for this scandal source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	185
		Colin Kaepernick gets signed to a new contract source: thehill.com \| share:	50

Sun June 28, 2020
		We can now add an invasion of blood-sucking horse flies to the 2020 plot line source: nypost.com \| share:	42
		Well the NWSL just lost all of its support among Republicans source: espn.com \| share:	15

Sat June 27, 2020
		Wait... is Dane Cook responsible for the Karen meme? Seriously? Dane Cook? source: msn.com \| share:	112
		Poll finds most British people want to stay in EU. If only they could vote on that in some kind of referendum to stop this Brexit idea dead in its tracks source: businessinsider.com \| share:	67

Thu June 25, 2020
		So when the COVID-19 vaccine becomes available, who will be the first to get it? source: fox43.com \| share:	33
		Jenny Slate leaves Big Mouth because she doesn't think it's appropriate to play a character that is half black. Black actor to eventually leave role because it's inappropriate to play a character that is half Jewish source: news.avclub.com \| share:	85

Wed June 24, 2020
		An article about how the "most annoying" phrase in the English language is "stealing someone's thunder" when, in fact, everyone knows that the most annoying phrase is "It is what it is" source: bbc.com \| share:	91
		As if Trump wants to slap $3.1 billion in additional tariffs on goods from the UK, France, Germany and Spain. Items include olives, coffee, chocolate, beer, gin, some trucks and machinery source: cnbc.com \| share:	13
		"Sorry about all that racist stuff; I had a kid and got off YouTube so we're cool, right?" source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	87
		The Pariah States of America source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	68

Tue June 23, 2020
		I saw Artificial Cocaine Penis open for Guns 'N Roses on their Use Your Illusion tour back in 1992 source: nypost.com \| share:	41
		First they came for Christopher Columbus, and I said nothing, for who cares about that guy anyway. Then they came for the Confederate generals, and I remained silent, for I was not a Bubba. Then they came for Jesus, and I- wait, what? source: foxnews.com \| share:	181
		So, who lifted travel restrictions so Nigel Farage could attend a Trump rally, anyway? Inquiring minds, and the US House, want to know source: independent.co.uk \| share:	27

Mon June 22, 2020
		The EU is playing hardball over Brexit while BoJo is trying to find all his marbles (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	42
		Scotland says it may take company stakes to keep them from turning into crap source: msn.com \| share:	3
		Japan withdraws its bid for the Women's World Cup three days before vote saying it's an Olympian effort they just can't handle right now source: bbc.com \| share:	2

Sat June 20, 2020
		Covid-19 puts the entire world on hold. Brexit: "On hold, eh? Challenge accepted" source: vox.com \| share:	51

Fri June 19, 2020
		"Focus on substance rather than symbols," says the British clown with the shock wig source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	10
		"I thought I was anti-racist. Then I looked closer at myself. Then more closely. Then, more closelier" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	13

Thu June 18, 2020
		The Dead Kennedys gain a new member source: apnews.com \| share:	47
		The Bank of England says the UK's recession is "less bad," but refuses to go so far as to say it's not "doubleplusungood" source: apnews.com \| share:	9
		Senator Jennifer McClellan launches gubernatorial bid in Virginia, aiming to become the first black woman elected governor in American history source: politico.com \| share:	34

Wed June 17, 2020
		It's BoJo versus Keir Starmer in a Tory/Labour showdown over the Coronavirus, Brexit, and economy in the House of Commons today. How will the weak-willed Boris fare? (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	6
		Brits, 2016: We want to leave the EU so we can bring back blue passports. Brits, 2020: We don't like the new colour (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	52
		You know who else was Austrian? source: sciencetimes.com \| share:	12
		To fight loneliness among gamers, the UK's videogame industry is setting up a talk and play weekend source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	4

Tue June 16, 2020
		The UK begins human trials on a corona virus vaccine, pre-production on "The Omega Chap" source: apnews.com \| share:	1
		With dining rooms reopening, McD's sales are down 5.1% YOY. Given the McHell that was April, that's pretty good McNews source: cnbc.com \| share:	10
		The UK government understands how to reopen music venues almost as much as it understands what today's music is about source: nme.com \| share:	3

Mon June 15, 2020
		Ursula gives BoJo hope, demands fish (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	13
		Trump says he won't watch NFL or soccer if players kneel during national anthem; Roger Goodell may have to let him go source: masslive.com \| share:	22
		Finally. As we've all known, The Beatles were really into slavery. Can't Buy Me Love, indeed source: foxnews.com \| share:	40
		The latest thing Trump will screw up during tariff battles with EU, China? Lobstahs source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	9
		The top metal band in 30 different countries. Enjoy the diversity source: loudwire.com \| share:	158

Sun June 14, 2020
		A Black Lives Matter hero, who happens to be black, carried a stricken "far-right" rival. who happens to be white, to safety saying: "I want equality for all" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	77
		Another day, another entitled white woman source: theroot.com \| share:	315

Fri June 12, 2020
		Same as it ever was source: startribune.com \| share:	9
		At the end of the day, it seems Brexit was just about fish (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	50
		The UK's economy shrank a record 20.4% in April. To put this in perspective, during the Great Recession it shrank by no more than one point in a month. Blimey source: bbc.com \| share:	3
		Scottish Parliament votes for immediate suspension of tear gas, rubber bullet and riot shield exports to a "racist state" who uses them as "weapons of oppression" to "brutalise marginalise communities". Yes, that's the US they're talking about source: independent.co.uk \| share:	115

Thu June 11, 2020
		Unilever unifying its bi-headed legal structure to a monoculture source: marketwatch.com \| share:	1
		British Airways is auctioning off artwork to raise cash, which demonstrates its commitment to solvency. In other news, BA has at least one piece valued at $1.3mil source: marketwatch.com \| share:	9
		EU now openly asking the UK to delay leaving the EU source: uk.news.yahoo.com \| share:	49
		Headline: "The 10 most expensive cities to be an expat." With China, the US, Japan, Switzerland, Singapore, and others on the list, an ex-pat from where? source: cnbc.com \| share:	17
		The US Soccer Federation lifts their ban on kneeling during the national anthem source: npr.org \| share:	8
		Black Lives Matter gets a 1 million dollar donation as part of the BTSARMY match initiative, sight unseen source: people.com \| share:	5

Wed June 10, 2020
		White Trump supporters kneel at Black Lives Matter protest to show support of.......Wait. They WHAT? Oh for fark's sake source: nytimes.com \| share:	99

Tue June 09, 2020
		How to deal with microaggressions, like when those gas-huffing modmins turn my beautiful greenlight into a redlit thread for NO REASON AT ALL YOU BASTARDS source: npr.org \| share:	115
		Man holds sign on corner to help address uncomfortable conversations on race source: myfox8.com \| share:	44
		In retrospect, competing in the Miss Hitler contest might have been a mistake source: foxnews.com \| share:	62

Mon June 08, 2020
		♪ ♪ It's gonna take a lot for WTO to drag its top job away for you, it's nothing that a hundred countries or more could ever do, the top trade job is going to Africa, gonna take some time to grow the GDP It never haaaaaaaaaaad ♪ ♪ source: politico.com \| share:	13
		The new UK travel quarantine rules are a stunt according to Ryanair's boss, who's really just chapped because he can't figure out how to turn them into a penny-ante additional fee source: bbc.com \| share:	2
		New study indicates that shutdowns prevented over 60 million Coronavirus infections in April source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	112
		Any day now, we swear. Really, now officially clickbait source: theguardian.com \| share:	2

Sun June 07, 2020
		It's not unusual to turn 80 on Sunday source: apnews.com \| share:	17

Fri June 05, 2020
		Yesterday's crazy Clawman of NYC is today's incarcerated jackass source: apnews.com \| share:	50

Thu June 04, 2020
		Powerful source: time.com \| share:	32
		Eighty years ago today Winston Churchill gave his "we shall fight on the beaches" speech after the miracle at Dunkirk source: thefederalist.com \| share:	84
		#BirdingWhileBlack is a damn cool thing source: livescience.com \| share:	7
		No, we're not going to farking do Stonehenge source: bristolpost.co.uk \| share:	14

Wed June 03, 2020
		Police called to the scene say the man was screaming outside, shouting: "I am God." Jesus heard muttering to himself, go home Dad, you're drunk source: belfasttelegraph.co.uk \| share:	8
		Kate leaves black people alone when they're sitting in a park. Karen calls the cops because she can't fathom a black person living in her neighborhood. Don't be like Karen source: theroot.com \| share:	99
		How to be a good white ally, according to the people who need said allies source: vox.com \| share:	11

Tue June 02, 2020
		Geez why are there no peaceful protests source: advocate.com \| share:	48
		The city that never sleeps will have an 8pm to 5am curfew the rest of the week source: pix11.com \| share:	15
		We have now entered the final phase of the Trump Era, says some guy unfamiliar with classic fusion/funk band Living Colour source: theatlantic.com \| share:	53
		Canada: "Russia is NOT welcome in the G-7 (and we say that in the most polite way possible") source: thehill.com \| share:	59
		EasyJet says it's ready to resume summer flights for its passenger source: bbc.com \| share:	2
		First they came for the BBC fans source: theverge.com \| share:	4

Mon June 01, 2020
		The 'Saudi game of thrones' continues as European legislators demand release of jailed prince, in move that will no doubt start strong and end up a hackneyed disappointment source: aljazeera.com \| share:	20
		"This must stop. We need justice. We need leadership" source: threadreaderapp.com \| share:	26
		Dennis Rodman urges protesters to stop looting and causing damage and start protesting the right way; with blackjack and hookers source: nydailynews.com \| share:	8
		Long lines are built as the Belfast Ikea reopens source: bbc.com \| share:	4
		How would Minneapolis look to Western media...if Minneapolis were a foreign country? source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	12
		JR Smith shows a protestor you don't mess with his truck source: espn.com \| share:	14
		Homeowners in the UK fear a hosepipe ban for the summer, putting lawn competitions on the backburner source: metro.co.uk \| share:	31
		Family violence has increased during the pandemic. Board games: not even once source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	25
		#1 overall draft pick Joe Burrow Tweets "Black community needs our help"; awkwardly follows up with "Red wizard needs food badly" and "Blue warrior is about to die" source: tmz.com \| share:	8
		246 million-year-old pregnant ichthyosaur discovered in Nevada. Why yes, she was playing slots source: phys.org \| share:	1

Sun May 31, 2020
		Karen has heard enough from these managers, takes action source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	128
		Britain changes COVID-19 Alert Level to "Don't tear the pants out of it" source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	20
		Little child says he didn't want to play with those guys anyway source: cbc.ca \| share:	76

Sat May 30, 2020
		What do people dealing with flooding need? Water. But, not just any water. They need strip club water source: mlive.com \| share:	27
		During the pandemic the minimalist movement is facing some little hurdles source: treehugger.com \| share:	16

Fri May 29, 2020
		American B-1Bs get a friendly escort over the Black Sea. Fark: MiGs and Sukhois, for the first time ever source: thedrive.com \| share:	61
		Ireland panics over Brexit, realizes too late they should have invoked the Bono Clause (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	46
		Trump is virtually the only world leader who has not done a memorial for the victims of Coronavirus source: vox.com \| share:	41

Thu May 28, 2020
		Easyjet has a problem with a third of its workforce source: apnews.com \| share:	2

Wed May 27, 2020
		Britain reporting "big surge" in...holiday bookings? source: reuters.com \| share:	13

Tue May 26, 2020
		This weekend ESPN will host All-Star Wife-Bullying Peloton Ride with over a dozen all-star pro athletes and overbearing husband/coaches source: people.com \| share:	6
		Now that Memorial Day celebrations are over, let's look towards a new type of hero source: widerimage.reuters.com \| share:	12
		Seven little-known facts about dragonflies. No, they can't sew your mouth shut while you sleep source: mnn.com \| share:	18
		Smells like teen spirit - Museum of Youth Culture wants you to send in your pics of you and your pimply mates and tell them of your teenage sins source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	14

Mon May 25, 2020
		Japanese man busted after swimming across Imperial moat to reach palace grounds, didn't even get to learn if princess was in another castle source: japantoday.com \| share:	13
(Some Guy)		And the speeding trifecta is finally completed by...a tow truck? source: inthehammer.com \| share:	27

Sun May 24, 2020
		Problem: How to effectively trial a vaccine when COVID-19 transmission within the community of test subjects is so low? source: smh.com.au \| share:	16

Sat May 23, 2020
		BoJo is a 5G truther (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	47

Fri May 22, 2020
		British theatre is on the brink of collapse source: nme.com \| share:	14
		Is it time to stop giving carers the clap? Use protection when having sex with front line workers, people source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	33
(Some Guy)		Skittles...taste the um, greyness? source: totallythebomb.com \| share:	10
		Trump hopes to infect world leaders by still hosting the G-7 source: newsweek.com \| share:	56
		Hong Kong is lost source: vox.com \| share:	94
		That's a nice, round number, 300 million doses source: business.financialpost.com \| share:	101

Thu May 21, 2020
		♫♫ Five. Five million. Five million 'fections. ♫♫ It is the way source: cnbc.com \| share:	17
		Sweden braces for deep economic crisis as it turns out viruses don't give a damn about right-wing libertarian masturbatory fantasies source: nationalpost.com \| share:	166

Wed May 20, 2020
		Russian scientist in London uses selfie stick to catch Ichthyosaur, who apparently skipped "What is bait" lesson because his nan died source: eurekalert.org \| share:	10

Tue May 19, 2020
		The UK plans to hand all of England's health data over to Amazon, Google, and Microsoft. Let's see if anyone notices source: theregister.co.uk \| share:	3
		Finally some good news: A large group of Americans is already immune to coronavirus. Hooray. We have done it, now we can safely re-ope...excuse me, I skipped a word there: they are immune to EVIDENCE on coronavirus. Sorry, my bad source: propublica.org \| share:	56
		96-year-old woman speaks Welsh for the first time in forty years, in a victory either for preserving knowledge of older times or for knocking back eight martinis in a single sitting source: bbc.com \| share:	27

Mon May 18, 2020
		UK television studios outline safety measures for productions so we can go back to getting our 8 season series with 32 total episodes source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	14
		Stilton sales stilted. You submitted this with a cheesier headline source: bbc.com \| share:	22

Sun May 17, 2020
		Bank of England considers using negative interest rates and buying riskier assets to save its economy because after witnessing the firepower of the fully armed and operational Boris Johnson, why not go all in with every desperate measure imaginable source: reuters.com \| share:	17

Sat May 16, 2020
		UK teachers: "Don't reopen schools." School leaders: "Don't reopen schools." Doctors: "Don't reopen schools." Government: "Stop squabbling between yourselves so we can settle on a plan to reopen schools" source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	38
		He's shooting down Nazis with the angels now. Jerzy Glowczeski, believed to be the last of the Polish pilots who flew for the RAF in WW2, brought down at 97 by Covid-19 source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	43

Fri May 15, 2020
		Senior UK government adviser says BoJo's air passenger quarantine plan "doesn't make sense" at this stage of the pandemic, but they desperately want to shut that stable door source: theguardian.com \| share:	8
		Welp, looks like Jordan might start shooting at Israel if the West Bank gets annexed source: axios.com \| share:	133
(Some Guy)		Who is hacking Europe's supercomputers and why? source: defenseworld.net \| share:	36

Thu May 14, 2020
		Employee anxious over nine-week-old banana left rotting away in desk drawer at work source: foxnews.com \| share:	52
		BuzzKill source: theguardian.com \| share:	10

Wed May 13, 2020
		Declassified UK court documents reveal incarceration of Irish nationalist Gerry Adams was unlawful. Subsequent escape convictions and 18 month prison sentence quashed on appeal source: nbcnews.com \| share:	39
		'Murder hornets' spotted in the UK. As usual, the Sun has a calm, rational headline to alleviate any fears the British people may have...uh oh (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	15
		The UK's GDP shrinks by a record 5.8% in March, which is something like 9.2 fahrenheit with the VAT and time change included source: reuters.com \| share:	3
		Manafort gets to spend his prison sentence like the rest of us source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	43

Tue May 12, 2020
		It tastes like bubblegum and cough medicine, it's 15% alcohol and has as much caffeine as 10 cans of coke. Just what you need for a night out robbin' source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	10
		Suspicious looking man with a large flat screen TV jogs for two miles with nothing happening to him. Of course he was white source: insider.com \| share:	111
		Release your inner poet and write a Haiku. Theme: "In the Time of the Covid" Here's Subby's: You must shop early / The plague rats rise not at dawn. / Avoid them and Covid source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	151
		Ryanair passengers will have to ask permission to use the bathroom. £15 bathroom request fee and £40 bathroom sanitizing fee soon to follow source: theguardian.com \| share:	6

Mon May 11, 2020
		U.S. diplomat's wife who killed a motorcyclist while driving on the wrong side of the road: "I have diplomatic immunity." Interpol: "It's been revoked" source: thehill.com \| share:	121
		Owner of house under construction in Ahmaud Arbery case said nothing was stolen. And the defense of the brave shooters is now that it doesn't matter because he was trespassing and then ran away because he totally knew the police had been called source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	311

Sat May 09, 2020
		The 5Gidiot movement is spreading on the winds of social media despite having no grounds in science or common sense source: iflscience.com \| share:	61
		Hope that London vacation you'd booked is more than 15 days long. Bonus: free lodging for the first two weeks source: reuters.com \| share:	58
		Sunset selfies, or what we do with the shadows source: laughingsquid.com \| share:	12

Fri May 08, 2020
		Sun, I am disappoint source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	14
		Trump now seeking overseas funding to bail out his businesses. Bonus: Eric Trump says it's about helping ordinary people out of work, not the business itself source: theguardian.com \| share:	26
		"Do not despair, do not yield." Victory in Europe, 75 years ago today source: bbc.com \| share:	102

Tue May 05, 2020
		"Make Way For Ducklings": Houston Reboot source: msn.com \| share:	2
		Madonna flew from UK to NY to attend photographer's birthday party source: pagesix.com \| share:	30
		A Covid-19 vaccine may not be ready any time soon, especially when the U.S. government refuses to put any money towards it source: aljazeera.com \| share:	66

Mon May 04, 2020
		Stinky Cat's US extradition case to resume in September source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	23
		How you interpret the coronavirus numbers coming out of Sweden determines which political bubble you are in source: commentarymagazine.com \| share:	87
		Coronavirus worried it might have contracted a case of Piers Morgan source: news.com.au \| share:	13

Fri May 01, 2020
		Who was that masked man who licked a woman on the subway? Seriously, police want to know source: 1010wins.radio.com \| share:	18

Thu April 30, 2020
		Get ready for a "Jurassic Park 3" special digital edition source: eurekalert.org \| share:	8
		72-year-old UK man has completed a solo trans-Atlantic rowing trip in 96 days. Asks if he's missed anything source: cnn.com \| share:	29
		"Why Marvel Really Chose Iron Man To Be The MCU's First Movie" source: screenrant.com \| share:	56
		Spain and Germany rule out tourism hopes source: theguardian.com \| share:	11

Wed April 29, 2020
		Scientists are experimenting with estrogen for males suffering from COVID-19 infection. Side-effects include earning 22% less per hour and being able to locate objects in the junk drawer source: livescience.com \| share:	58
		It appears that Gordon Ramsay is not only an arrogant celebrity chef, he's also one of those those arrogant douchenozzle cyclists, here he is being filmed jumping a red light and almost causing crash source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	44
		Let's all watch together as Mike Pompeo pretends that Donald Trump had nothing to do with blowing up the Iran nuclear deal source: slate.com \| share:	34

Tue April 28, 2020
		Wow, Texas and Iowa governors can go fark themselves source: thehill.com \| share:	151
		China accuses U.S. of 'telling barefaced lies' over Coronavirus, possibly after hurriedly putting on a fake mustache source: aljazeera.com \| share:	83

Mon April 27, 2020
		Always check the residence address three times before demolition or gorilla-suit pranks source: wkrn.com \| share:	25
		The UK will have to be socially distant for a wee bit longer (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	10

Sun April 26, 2020
		Call in bomb threat on personal cellphone to get out of work because you're "having a bad day?" Your day's going to get a lot worse source: cbs12.com \| share:	31

Sat April 25, 2020
		Weasels, angry they can't make money off of a family that wishes no part of their shenanigans, call the subjects self absorbed for refusing to dance for them source: theglobeandmail.com \| share:	81
		You won't let me dunk on you. So I'm going to take my ball and go home source: twitter.com \| share:	168
		Arson attacks on UK cell towers alarm US officials concerned over conspiracy theories. Deep State unavailable for comment source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	38
		The roots of the annual Brexit festival held in Brussels, sponsored by the British government, have faded into obscurity source: theguardian.com \| share:	15

Fri April 24, 2020
		Trump says Boris Johnson is in great shape which means he's probably dying as we speak source: reuters.com \| share:	31
		BBC article fails to deliver on its sexy-party headline: "Shoppers swap clothes for alcohol amid record sales drop" source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	25
		"Dear Americans; please don't inject our product into you, despite what Trump says." Sincerely, Lysol source: thehill.com \| share:	257
		The first rule of Dinner Party is you don't talk about Dinner Party source: cnn.com \| share:	92

Thu April 23, 2020
		Scottish lockdown to be lifted in phases, no doubt starting with Loch Ness, moving to Loch Lomand, and ending with drunkenly stabbing someone in the neck with a broken beer bottle outside a bar at 2 AM source: bbc.com \| share:	34
		Did you see that ludicrous display last night? The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk in the park without social distancing source: theguardian.com \| share:	7
		The Coronavirus has caused 26 million in the US to lose their jobs and, in many cases their health insurance but it's a pandemic, there's nothing we can do to help that. Look at Europe which has also been hit just as hard...they?..son-of-a- source: npr.org \| share:	103
		Just have a "jerking off" meme running in the corner of the screen source: cnn.com \| share:	55
		Twenty. Six. Million source: nbcnews.com \| share:	341

Wed April 22, 2020
		Scientists are reporting they are seeing a mystery illness killing tits. No word on the report that seeing tits causes kittens to be killed source: theguardian.com \| share:	26
		Our fumbling response to the pandemic is being called "A crippling blow to America's prestige", but, let's be honest with ourselves, that ship pretty much sailed on November 8th, 2016 source: politico.com \| share:	54

Tue April 21, 2020
		Harassing and threatening the grocery store staff? That's a public shamin', on camera and plastered on the internet. Thanks, Dad source: god.dailydot.com \| share:	31
		Probably for the same reason she refers to herself as "we" source: cnn.com \| share:	18
		The White House yanked the Surgeon General from the airwaves after he dared to mention the disparity in healthcare between blacks and whites source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	42
		With everyone stuck at home and trying to bake, interest in banana bread has never been higher. "Bananas, after all, are the world's second-most-popular fruit after the tomato" source: bbc.com \| share:	27

Mon April 20, 2020
		Harry and Meghan say they won't cooperate with UK tabloids. The Sun is there and it will burn them source: apnews.com \| share:	25

Sun April 19, 2020
		Mark Subby's words, there will be pitchforks and torches coming out in Ireland if they try to keep pubs closed for 18 months until a coronavirus vaccine is found (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	39

Sat April 18, 2020
		They say to me "Sir, we think you're doing a great job" source: politicususa.com \| share:	68

Fri April 17, 2020
		Let's take a look at the current state of testing in the UK. Surely it's now ramped up fully and all testers are working nonstop. Oh, for fark's sake source: theguardian.com \| share:	16
		Dick gets beaten at state election commission meeting source: tribuneledgernews.com \| share:	23
		HBD to Jennifer Garner, alias RAWR source: imdb.com \| share:	30

Thu April 16, 2020
(Some Wanker)		Visit Britain encourages people to engage in virtual tourism through great literature, but only includes works from England--sparking vehement, incomprehensible outrage from Scotland and Wales source: thenational.scot \| share:	31
		Dave's not here, man. He's gone for a naked bike ride to celebrate his 70th birthday (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	14

Wed April 15, 2020
		CAN Moxley retain the AEW Title in a one-of-a-kind, never-done-before Empty Arena Match? WILL Finn Balor free his Demon on Fabian Aichner? WHAT'S happening with Double Or Nothing? The Wednesday Night Wars continue @ 8pm EDT on USA, TNT source: wwe.com \| share:	161
		Sadly America is not ready for the kind of grief that will be inflicted soon on the country because of the coronavirus pandemic source: theatlantic.com \| share:	91
		🎵 Barr goes to a land down under, where the Aussies need help asunder, can't you see, the blackmail Barr is his blunder, they've been watching Trump since the Taj went under, still he flew to a land down under 🎵 source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	41
		Over one-third of social media users have been exposed to misleading information or outright lights on Covid-19 source: politico.com \| share:	19
		Let's go to Rand Paul to see if he's one of the congressional Republicans backing Trump on his claim to "total" authority over the states on coronavirus: Oh my source: twitter.com \| share:	80

Tue April 14, 2020
		Tired of those regular, boring, stuffy Zoom meetings? Why not add a goat or a llama to your meeting? source: businessinsider.com \| share:	11
		Donald Trump cements his legacy as the ditherer-in-chief source: thebulwark.com \| share:	32
		Woman strips naked and jumps on top of police cruiser after being released on bail for violating lockdown mandate. And since it was not in America, the giggity tag can actually be used source: nypost.com \| share:	40
		6,000 people more than usual died in England and Wales last week ... but only 3,475 deaths were linked to coronavirus. Nobody knows yet why so many other people are dying. Nobody. No guesses as to why, either. Quitters, probably source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	62
		The UK tried and failed three times to partake in the chance to buy bulk PPEs with the EU source: theguardian.com \| share:	36

Mon April 13, 2020
		The fork was once considered immoral, unhygienic and a tool of the devil, and other weird facts about everyday household objects source: smithsonianmag.com \| share:	19
		A top UK scientist is '80 percent' confident that a vaccine for COVID-19 will be ready in six months. Cross your fingers, folks source: pennlive.com \| share:	79
		While you're busy trying to not become a casualty in the current pandemic, Trump is quietly working on withdrawing the US from another major international agreement source: thehill.com \| share:	44

Sun April 12, 2020
		Governors, you're on your own source: twitter.com \| share:	196

Sat April 11, 2020
		Trump privately suggests we consign millions to painful deaths source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	209

Fri April 10, 2020
		Subby has found old nails and the odd coin when digging in his garden, but never a car source: bbc.com \| share:	28
		Those nurses who risked their lives wearing trash bags as protection in order to take care of coronavirus patients? Now they've tested positive. At least the trash bag companies are making a profit source: god.dailydot.com \| share:	55
		Indian badminton star calls out national sports TV network for airing classic cricket matches 24/7, asks them to mix in some badminton and other sports to protect children from cruel and unusual punishment source: msn.com \| share:	12
		Alright, which one of you Farkers illustrated this week's Economist cover? source: economist.com \| share:	14
		GOP worries Trump has just weeks to sharpen coronavirus response. America worries it has just weeks to death on a ventilator source: axios.com \| share:	54
		Wilderness isn't something you can preserve. It's something you have to create source: theatlantic.com \| share:	20

Thu April 09, 2020
		Extra £10,000 offered to "essential" employees working from home. Difficulty: MPs (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	11
		ESPN hit hardest by coronavirus, Gorilla Channel remains relatively unscathed source: axios.com \| share:	13
		Milk baths...FOR EVERYONE source: newsweek.com \| share:	58
(Annaghmakeown)		Irish language signage to put further strains on the local economy and intimidate the local residents source: ulsterherald.com \| share:	28

Wed April 08, 2020
		UK launches new super stealthy 320ft nuclear submarine which can detect enemies as far away as NYC. Subby had no idea the Brits still have something against us Yanks (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	55

Tue April 07, 2020
		Headline: "US coronavirus death count likely an underestimate. Here's why" Yep, 1st photo says it all, or just turn on Fark Preview on m.fark.com source: cnn.com \| share:	73
		Servicemember on USNS Comfort tests positive for COVID 19. Which they almost certainly contracted in Norfolk prior to departure, and brought to NY with them. Nice job everyone source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	54
		Hold my tiara, I'm about to wreck some shiat source: cnn.com \| share:	35

Mon April 06, 2020
		Iceland, which has no naturally occurring arachnid population, is importing giant tarantulas for their zoo, setting the stage for an inevitable viking/giant mutated spider sword fight to the death source: icelandreview.com \| share:	40
		Video games starting to add content urging gamers to stay at home and maintain social isolation. Seems like preaching to the choir, but whatever helps, I guess source: bbc.com \| share:	21
		The rich are just like all the rest, quarantining ourselves in our private compounds or on our ranches, all of us getting food hand delivered from big cities. Covid-19 is just a big equalizer source: cnn.com \| share:	70
		Queen Elizabeth II quotes Vera Lynn in rare public speech about Covid-19 source: axios.com \| share:	91
		After Modi discussed the global supply chain for drugs and other medical supplies with Trump, India places a total ban on exports of hydroxychloroquine source: msn.com \| share:	43
		After Modi discussed the global supply chain for drugs and other medical supplies with Trump, India places a total ban on exports of hydroxychloroquine source: msn.com \| share:	43

Sat April 04, 2020
		The earliest surviving record of the F-word has been found in a National Library of Scotland vault. Like most things Scots say you can barely understand what "wan frkkit funling" means source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	43
		Since the US won't do it, China is donating ventilators to New York. Welcome to Costco, I love you source: cnn.com \| share:	131

Fri April 03, 2020
		Coronavirus pandemic now making the Earth shake less. Here's the science as to why source: 9news.com.au \| share:	26
		Will Trump always look on the bright side of life? Whistles Will Pence discover life's a piece of shiat when he looks at it? Will Mother take a final bow? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump) source: twitter.com \| share:	11
		Those Coronavirus models you're supposed to believe? Don't believe them source: theatlantic.com \| share:	82

Thu April 02, 2020
		Will clowns harvest fruit and vegetables? Will this make them taste funny? source: bbc.com \| share:	7
		Need a break? Quick one? Maybe from the kids? Maybe with the kids? Quick animation here to take your mind off stuff for a second. Click it. Quick source: boingboing.net \| share:	9

Wed April 01, 2020
		Trump was just kidding; he knew all along that thousands could die, but he didn't want to be, like, a total bummer source: businessinsider.com.au \| share:	185

Tue March 31, 2020
		Canada just passed their stimulus: $8,000 per person - $2k per month for four months. Enjoy your one-time $1200 or less, America source: bbc.com \| share:	178
		Researchers user ground penetrating radar to uncover Nazi concentration camp buried in Sylt source: nationalgeographic.com \| share:	17

Mon March 30, 2020
		Not to worry anyone, but the Royal Navy is monitoring 'unusually high levels of activity' by Russian warships in English Channel source: independent.co.uk \| share:	63
		Ken Shimura, who was described as Japan's Robin Williams, has died of Coronavirus at 70 source: deadline.com \| share:	14
		Imperial blood defeats foreign virus. Bonus buried lede: the UK self-isolates for 7 days not 14 source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	24

Sun March 29, 2020
		Where do curses come from? In English, swear words often have Germanic origins. So what colorful phrases can Farkers dream up? To get you started: "Trump you"; "Go Trump Yourself"; "Get Trumped" Bonus: what will the Fark filter turn them into? source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	44
		Brooke Shields inconsolable source: cnn.com \| share:	86
		In a moment of honesty Boris Johnson pretty much summed up the outcome of any of his decisions source: bbc.com \| share:	35

Sat March 28, 2020
(Some Guy)		Trump Administration decides that an Indian Reservation would be a great place for a hotel source: mashpeewampanoagtribe-nsn.gov \| share:	71
		US Navy cancels 2020 Fleet Week in New York City because of COVID-19 pandemic. Funny, mass transmission of diseases never stopped it before source: abc7ny.com \| share:	12

Fri March 27, 2020
		EarthGov today announced detection of a new Novel Coronavirus with the potential to reach pandemic stage. However additional medical personnel from Central Health are already being sent to help neutralize the illness at the source source: alternet.org \| share:	45
		Asshat goes for drunken ride, learns he can be charged with violating a stay-at-home order along with his DUI source: fox59.com \| share:	5
		White House coronavirus task force coordinator assures America there's no way 20 percent of the population will be infected with coronavirus, there are plenty of ICU beds and ventilators, and the orange Kool-Aid is refreshingly delicious source: thehill.com \| share:	105
		Brexiteers see Coronavirus as a benefit to Remainers (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	16

Thu March 26, 2020
		You know how that one annoying coworker doesn't know how "reply all" works? This is a similar type of email snafu, except people will die source: news.trust.org \| share:	47

Wed March 25, 2020
		Man licks deodorants at Walmart, posts on social media, given third Degree. Bravo. Very Suave source: riverbender.com \| share:	50

Tue March 24, 2020
		Make light of the coronavirus situation with some working from home memes that sum up everyone's mood right now source: standard.co.uk \| share:	18
		Turns out coronavirus can be harmful to pets after all: Dog sprains tail from too much wagging because his human friend is home all the time source: nypost.com \| share:	8

Mon March 23, 2020
		Now might be a really good time to get a TB vaccination source: sciencemag.org \| share:	9

Sun March 22, 2020
(Some Guy)		Hello muddah, hello faddah. Coronavirus has reached cough Grenada source: stlucianewsonline.com \| share:	35
		This just in: snails REALLY REALLY love to get it on (not safe for work language) source: twitter.com \| share:	28

Sat March 21, 2020
		Next on the coronavirus hit parade: internet rationing source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	45

Fri March 20, 2020
		New CBA allows sportsbooks in NFL stadiums. Fans of Colts, Bears, Giants, Jets, Steelers, Eagles, Lions, and Raiders to go broke first, with Broncos, Panthers, and Titans fans next source: espn.com \| share:	24
		Whoever is sniffling, please mute your microphone. Also, really? Working at home is not childcare. Donald, put Eric down for a nap source: cnbc.com \| share:	12

Thu March 19, 2020
		Zero. Point. Almost zero source: independent.co.uk \| share:	7
		Stuck at home? Bored with the lack of sports? Good news, as the crack dealers at Sports Interactive have made Football Manager 2020 free to play for a week source: eurogamer.net \| share:	3
		Let's just rewind to Christmas and pretend none of this is happening source: cnn.com \| share:	33

Wed March 18, 2020
		Brits say "We got the virus, now where's our porn?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	20
		This COVID-19 virus is one stubborn bastard. South Korea and Taiwan are seeing a resurgence in cases source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	150
		Artists use make-up to protest against facial recognition cameras. Looks like they used Homer Simpson's make-up gun to apply it source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	20
		Coronavirus is back and it's infecting all of Asia, hey now, hey now, Coronavirus is back source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	29

Tue March 17, 2020
		Voters go to the polls in Arizona, Florida and Illinois... but not Ohio. We're still social distancing and dancing with ourselves. Let's stop, drop on the sofa and watch MSNBC at the special start time of 7 PM Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	376
		McDonald's promises to ditch the only reason kids want Happy Meals by 2021 source: metro.co.uk \| share:	13
		Fears grow in the UK the Winchester and other pubs like it may never recover from Coronavirus, meaning you may have to grab that pint at home source: metro.co.uk \| share:	30
		UK government: "Er, we had another look and it turns out 'let it spread and everyone dies', was meant to be a warning, not the plan" source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	39

Mon March 16, 2020
		Everything's closed. The guy in the Uncle Sam costume should've told you. The only thing not closed is the MSNBC Primetime thread, f*ck me running Monday edition, starting at 8 PM Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	688
		Text messages about a national quarantine lockdown are part of a foreign disinformation campaign. Not to worry, American citizens, the Trump Administration isn't nearly as competent or coordinated enough for that kind of effort source: foxnews.com \| share:	19
		Probably NSFW. There's a novel 2 for 1 deal that will ease the pasta shortage. Just tell the kids it's a lighthouse on the rocks source: manchestereveningnews.co.uk \| share:	37
		CBP: how not to do social distancing source: npr.org \| share:	38

Sun March 15, 2020
		Federal Reserve cuts rates to zero source: cnn.com \| share:	585
		And here comes the fake coronavirus testing kits source: detroitnews.com \| share:	38
		Old and busted: US created coronavirus and blamed it on China. New hotness: US tried to purchase German vaccine under development for our exclusive use source: bangkokpost.com \| share:	189

Fri March 13, 2020
		The UK fails to keep its biggest Brexit promise - some people are not getting blue passports, and those that did complain that it is the wrong shade of blue (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	21
		Countries holding local elections this year, step forward. Not so fast England source: bbc.com \| share:	29
		So, it's like this: We're boned. Still, we can kick back in the virtual living room, chat and enjoy the Fresh Hell Friday edition of the MSNBC Primetime block, starting at 8 PM Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	380
		Brazilian president has tested positive for COVID-19. I didn't know there were that many presidents source: theguardian.com \| share:	60
		Happy Dead Cat Bounce Friday source: cnn.com \| share:	73
		Trump is using Coronavirus to advance drunk uncle Bannon's racist nazi agenda source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	45
		My stars, who could have predicted Trump would be such a bad crisis manager. Oh I don't know, how about EVERYONE source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	69

Thu March 12, 2020
		Travel bans, events cancelled, sports seasons suspended. Still, we have each other to watch the Thirsty Thursday edition of the MSNBC Primetime block with, starting at 8 PM Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	542
		1929 had Black Thursday. 1987 had Black Monday. 2020 had both... in the same week source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	74
		I'm not saying we're restricting domestic travel yet, but you might want to not make any future travel plans at the moment source: nbcnews.com \| share:	126
		In other news, Trump administration announces formation of the the Department of Walking Backwards. Speculation has Jared Kushner likely pick for department head source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	48
		"I don't think there's confusion around Trump's coronavirus speech," says a confused Mike Pence source: cnn.com \| share:	36
		"Trump's coronovirus address failed in our biggest time of need" is the headline from those liberals at the...Washington Examiner source: washingtonexaminer.com \| share:	62
		Of the many lies in Donald Trump's Coronavirus address, the biggest was that we as a country are "more prepared" than any other country source: motherjones.com \| share:	48
		Mike Pence says that there's been 'irresponsible rhetoric' from people downplaying coronavirus source: nbcnews.com \| share:	90
		European Union: You're going to ban what now? source: reuters.com \| share:	33
		Guess what the United Kingdom, Ireland, Bulgaria, Croatia and Romania have in common, other than being exempt from Trump's coronavirus travel ban? Go on, guess source: politico.com \| share:	31
		British student sent home for selling hand sanitiser at school. His mum said that "it was hard to discipline her son when his dad called to say he was a [expetive deleted] legend, and that her son plans to use the £9 he made to buy a kebab" source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	34

Wed March 11, 2020
		Florida man strikes again. This time, he's naked and throwing rocks at cars source: clickorlando.com \| share:	9
		Old and Busted: "Dither and Delay". New Brexit Hotness: "Disease and Delay" source: theguardian.com \| share:	5
		What's the world coming to when you can't trust financial projections from the side of a bus full of assholes? source: independent.co.uk \| share:	25
		Karma? source: time.com \| share:	47
		Think wearing gloves will reduce your risk of catching coronavirus? It will, if by "reduce" you really mean "increase" source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	51
		Turns out Britain's economy was already dead before it got sick source: uk.finance.yahoo.com \| share:	16
		The last five years were the warmest ever recorded. Not cool, man. Not cool source: phys.org \| share:	33

Tue March 10, 2020
		Lawyers for Harvey Weinstein: OK, so maybe our client did rape and harass a bunch of women. But I think if you'll take a minute to consider how far he has fallen in the public eye, you'll agree he's been punished enough already. We good? source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	67

Mon March 09, 2020
		CamAnal Leaker says to expect more Chicanery source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	31
		MSNBC continues it's winning streak .... yeah winning source: bizpacreview.com \| share:	100
		Now that UK confirms three Coronavirus deaths, Boris Johnson urged to hold Cobra meeting since GI Joe is useless source: theguardian.com \| share:	35

Sun March 08, 2020
		France fisheries in panic as the UK thinks it owns the oceans (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	50
		Like a Sturgeon, ruining Scottish independence for the very first time (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	31

Sat March 07, 2020
		G-g-g-ghost planes! source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	30

Fri March 06, 2020
		He must have had a big-ass hovercraft source: bbc.com \| share:	19
		Pennsylvania governor confirms the first two cases of Coronavirus in his state reminds residents that in the state its available ONLY by the case, and only from licensed package stores source: thehill.com \| share:	32
		BBC may bring BBC Youth back to television, four years after kicking it online source: deadline.com \| share:	12

Thu March 05, 2020
		Zodiac killer wants to fight extradition source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	38
		Chief UK Medical Officer: You're getting SARS-CoV-2, and you're getting SARS-CoV-2, everyone in this audience is getting SARS-CoV-2. It's now my job to make sure you all don't get it at once source: news.sky.com \| share:	24
		UK moves to Part two of coronavirus plan, could soon move on to part three, then part four, and after that the epilogue and appendices source: bbc.com \| share:	27
		"I spent $500 million and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" source: huffpost.com \| share:	40
		Why do such ancient people run America? source: theatlantic.com \| share:	139
		We were close to a coronavirus vaccine years ago, but then the funding dried up. Enjoy your pandemic source: nbcnews.com \| share:	23

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