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Sat October 20, 2018
		In a breakthrough in origin-of-life research, scientists have figured out how to make all four bases of RNA at the same time from simple starting materials under conditions present in the early days of the Earth. Still no cure for creationism source: sciencemag.org \| share:	13

Fri October 19, 2018
		Glazed Donut Gail calls cops because black woman was speaking a foreign language source: nbcnews.com \| share:	213
		'Nose Warmers' are all the rage as winter approaches. Like earmuffs, and just as ridiculous looking. Go out and get yours now. (with pic) source: philadelphia.cbslocal.com \| share:	98
		Kleenex "mansize" tissues to be renamed. "Teenage boy size" not on the approved list of new names source: usatoday.com \| share:	33
		British crypto-nazi and part-time Spitting Image puppet Nigel Farage refused entry to EU meeting after being deemed a possible security risk. He was not able to foresee such a circumstance transpiring (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	17

Thu October 18, 2018
		It's the mid 90s all over again as Mad Cow Disease emerges on a UK farm source: metro.co.uk \| share:	70
		Obviously these idiots who got themselves wedged in the most ridiculous places have not met the slatted wooden chair yet source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	43
		For all in tents and porpoises, this is a good ruling source: independent.co.uk \| share:	5
		Study finds yet another reason to avoid hospitals source: upi.com \| share:	32

Wed October 17, 2018
		US named the world's most competitive economy, is immediately sued source: cnbc.com \| share:	3
		Successful burglars make sure to get in and out fast. Then there's this guy source: al.com \| share:	26
		Brexit battle of the has-been rock stars: Who frontman Roger Daltrey savages Bob Geldof Brexit claims, says EU gravy train soaking the UK DRY (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	39
		England soccer fans abroad make England proud source: independent.co.uk \| share:	11
		Added to the list of things black people aren't allowed to do: watch their children play soccer (w/video) source: nypost.com \| share:	181
		Not surprising: Man who tricked TripAdvisor into making his fake restaurant the top-rated destination in London sends fake versions of himself to interviews. Surprising: His name "Oobah" is not fake source: theguardian.com \| share:	12
		Fifty little ways to make your life easier, even though life will still be hard overall source: deslide.clusterfake.net \| share:	23
		US launches jam-resistant communications satellite to prevent loss of bleeps, sweeps and creeps source: space.com \| share:	30

Tue October 16, 2018
		Haley slams China over 'internment of civilians'. Damn straight. That kind of treatment should only be reserved for non-civilians of the wrong color source: thehill.com \| share:	36
		Man dies from extremely rare disease after eating squirrel brains. Relax, it wasn't Drew source: livescience.com \| share:	78

Mon October 15, 2018
		Theresa May claims UK and EU "not far apart" in Brexit talks. EU seen staring at her in disbelief source: politico.eu \| share:	45
		Apartment Patty gets fired for being Apartment Patty source: nytimes.com \| share:	421
		A shortage of beer might not strike you as the most pressing life-or-death impact of global climate change, given the rising sea levels, stronger hurricanes, and the wrath of suddenly sober FARKers source: arstechnica.com \| share:	65
		A point may come when "there are not enough old white people in the country for there to be a Conservative government any more" source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	218
		Finally, a US soccer team that knows how to make a World Cup source: espn.com \| share:	33

Sat October 13, 2018
		Three cells down...is the bassist for Three Doors Down source: ksdk.com \| share:	14
		Theresa May is closer to a Brexit deal than before, but her cabinet ministers are resigning and fleeing so they don't get the stink of failure and idiocy on them even more source: metro.co.uk \| share:	29
		Religious schools are vastly superior, but it's not that icky religion that's the cause; here's an atheist twisting in knots to explain it away source: patheos.com \| share:	162

Fri October 12, 2018
		Heineken to introduce nonalcoholic beer nationwide; thinks it can reinvigorate the category source: cnbc.com \| share:	24

Thu October 11, 2018
		Companies will be forced to reveal ethnicity pay disparity under new governmental ruling source: metro.co.uk \| share:	6
		Oim toired of dese mitherfookin' STD ridden ladyburds in me mitherfookin' 'ouse source: belfastlive.co.uk \| share:	23
		OK, climate change nerds. Should we continue to call hurricanes "natural disasters"? source: cnn.com \| share:	40
(The Center for Community Solutions)		Low-income white Ohioans have SNAP work requirements like this (they don't) while low-income black Ohioans have SNAP work requirements like this (they do) source: communitysolutions.com \| share:	48
		U.S. Military grounds all F-35s, sends them to their hangars without dinner source: bbc.com \| share:	186
		The rich rats are leaving the sinking island....at least their cheese is source: boingboing.net \| share:	28

Wed October 10, 2018
		School Board Member: "I do not consider a whore to be a victim of rapes" source: ocala.com \| share:	134
		Some people want to be rich enough to buy a sports car, or a lavish house, or an Island. I want to be rich enough to be investigated by the National Crimes Agency source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	81
		You humans are being hoodwinked, dogs are using their puppy cuteness to become irresistible to sappy humans source: theatlantic.com \| share:	17
		The world's most amazing train rides, when "precarious" is apparently a good thing source: usatoday.com \| share:	12

Tue October 09, 2018
		Bing Bong Who's there? Sea snek. Sea snek wh- ow (thud) source: abc.net.au \| share:	47

Mon October 08, 2018
		Striking over living wages? Seriously UK Uber drivers, what part of USA capitalism don't you understand? We have venture capitalists that need another mega yacht source: techcrunch.com \| share:	15
		Scots want to keep Shetland Islanders at a safe distance source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	26
		How can you make Coke even worse? Make it cinnamon-flavored, ensuring it dethrones Coke Zero as the worst pop in existence source: foodbeast.com \| share:	33
		Those "marry yourself a prince" bennies just keep on coming source: yahoo.com \| share:	28

Fri October 05, 2018
		28 percent of Scotland residents still speak and write Scots, which is not Scottish Gaelic and certainly not Scottish English. Spellcheck woes have "the effect of making Scots speakers ever more aware that what they're trying to type is not English" source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	28
		Object blows a hole in New Jersey home, bounces around awhile then leaves source: abc7ny.com \| share:	56
		October 10 set for D-Day for Brexit, or "Dumbass Day," as it should be called (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	37

Thu October 04, 2018
		"Britain could be seeking 'an all-UK customs union with the EU.'" If only there were some union, maybe within Europe, that already fulfilled this function source: cnbc.com \| share:	77

Wed October 03, 2018
		Anyway, here's Theresa May dancing to ABBA (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	29
(Some Guy)		German Unity Day, or Tag der Deutschen Einheit. What were you doing or thinking when Hasselhoff reunified Germany? source: timeanddate.com \| share:	9

Tue October 02, 2018
		Interesting: Statue of Donald Trump erected in London. British: Alongside statue of Roald Dahl's Matilda mocking him source: cnn.com \| share:	33
		Whadup, Whadup. This is Black Jeopardy. The only show to hand out prizes on the installment plan source: vulture.com \| share:	18
		And now we have the baseless fear Spain will steal Gibraltar from the UK after Brexit (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	45
		Wallace Shawn announces massive 2019 UK tour--wait, no, sorry, that's Art Garfunkel source: nme.com \| share:	27
		Pharmas: uh, take your $tatin$ anyways source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	38

Mon October 01, 2018
		Uber driver catches wife having affair while picking her and her lover up as passengers. ☆☆☆☆☆ source: percolately.com \| share:	81

Sat September 29, 2018
		So, other than utter idiocy, what does a no deal Brexit mean? (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	102

Fri September 28, 2018
		Britain lands a plane on an aircraft carrier for the first time in eight years. Wow, how much fuel did that plane have? source: economist.com \| share:	67
		Have we the peak of Housing Bubble #2? Witness the $750k 350 square foot apartment in Manhattan source: businessinsider.com \| share:	40
		Boris Johnson unveils his very own Brexit plan, presumably drawn up by crayon on old toilet paper (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	34

Wed September 26, 2018
		In the battle of which was the dumbest 2016 vote, Trump or Brexit, Britain may have just nosed ahead. For all the horror that Trump has wrought, the US has yet to need to appoint a 'Food Supplies' minister source: theguardian.com \| share:	36

Tue September 25, 2018
		New Zealand orders shop to throw all boxes of Weetabix into the fires of Mount Doom...or they could just throw them in the trash. It's their choice (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	6
		The US healthcare system may be morally wrong, but it's more profitable that way source: theguardian.com \| share:	108
		Trump's tariffs incentivize companies that manufacture goods in the U.S. to relocate their operations overseas source: npr.org \| share:	77

Mon September 24, 2018
		Join the club, Britain: you're being led by a nitwit too source: msn.com \| share:	32
		Steve Bannon's plan for world domination enters phase II source: newsweek.com \| share:	42
		Baby names based on "Game of Thrones" characters on the rise in United Kingdom. Coming up next: England bemoans steadily rising number of sudden, unexpected, violent deaths and wedding massacres source: jezebel.com \| share:	31

Sun September 23, 2018
		The average white person's imagination will not allow them to dream up a middle class black neighborhood source: slate.com \| share:	73
		Since we're talking about women's control over their own bodies lately...any of you Farketts have surgery lately? source: snopes.com \| share:	55

Sat September 22, 2018
		Jeremy Corbyn says he supports a second Brexit referendum if it's agreed to, though he needs the assistance of Tory Rebels to secure his victory source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	92
		Sooooo, who should we root for here? source: money.cnn.com \| share:	24
(Design You Trust)		A black cartoonist drew comics of what it was like being the only black man in the office in the 1960s -- and yep, it's worse than you think source: designyoutrust.com \| share:	52
		Oh nothing really, just a waterfall falling up during Storm Helene source: unilad.co.uk \| share:	17

Fri September 21, 2018
		She has? source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	71

Thu September 20, 2018
		Apple is forced to hand over $16.7 billion in back taxes to the Irish government, but Ireland doesn't want it source: techspot.com \| share:	20

Wed September 19, 2018
		Why does England think they rule the EU? Great question, Jean-Claude Juncker (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	32
		Political adviser spotted walking with handwritten notes referring to a "Public vote on Brexit" that he didn't bother hiding in his pocket. Not since the "Quiet Batpeople" incident has a note caused so much backlash source: metro.co.uk \| share:	38
		Having told every one of its major trading partners to get stuffed, Britain is now six months away from a no-deal Brexit, with no plans in place source: theregister.co.uk \| share:	95
		Brits take issue with Aussie fish and chips restaurant that advertises 'if it swims we'll fry it' ...something about eating Flipper (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	15
		If you had Week 2 in the "How long before FanDuel refuses to pay on an NFL bet due to a software glitch" pool, you win and aren't getting paid due to a glitch source: espn.com \| share:	20

Tue September 18, 2018
		Hold onto your butts: A Russian spy aircraft has gone down as Syrian air defenses responded to an Israeli missile barrage, and the French are being blamed source: thedrive.com \| share:	274

Mon September 17, 2018
		Medical advocacy group in turmoil after co-founder is kicked out for anti-vaxxerism, but he claims he's anti-anti-vaxxer, and says that ant-anti-anti-anti-vaxxerism is only pushing the cause of anti-anti-anti-vaxxerism. UNCLE source: sciencemag.org \| share:	11
		Scientists discover air pollution particles in mothers' placentas, so keep that in mind before your next smoothie source: cnn.com \| share:	17
		We've reached peak connectivity with everyone, but what if we just want to be alone? source: medium.com \| share:	84
		Two hundred divorce petitions filed in the UK this year alone cite as separation reason a) in-laws , b) Brexit, c) Fortnite source: qz.com \| share:	24

Sun September 16, 2018
		Her fellow Tories tell Theresa May the only way to avoid revolt is to resign. So much for the party of unity, eh? (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	47

Fri September 14, 2018
		Governor of Bank of England warns of housing crash after no-deal Brexit. But at least they got their blue passports source: bbc.com \| share:	55

Thu September 13, 2018
		Rep. Steve King (R-eally R-acist) forwards more Nazi agitprop while chastising Nazis as socialists source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	125
		The future of sport is here: Olympic pole dancing source: aljazeera.com \| share:	33

Tue September 11, 2018
		Cadbury is preparing for a hard Brexit with a creme filling source: businessinsider.com \| share:	12
		Man loses life savings when bitcoin crashes. In other news, there are people who have their life savings in bitcoin source: money.cnn.com \| share:	200

Mon September 10, 2018
		Dozens of Tory MPs vow to resign in order to prevent angry mutant Tweety Bird Boris Johnson from becoming party leader source: metro.co.uk \| share:	21
		"Boris Johnson speaks the truth," says idiot (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	14

Sun September 09, 2018
		♪ What do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor, while English in Florida? ♪ source: bbc.com \| share:	40
		Wealthy couple created 'designer grandson' after harvesting sperm from dead son source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	28

Sat September 08, 2018
		Best photo of a Northern Wheatear doing a Halo-style victory squat on an unconscious Sparrowhawk you'll see all week source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	11

Fri September 07, 2018
		List of the world's most popular tourist destinations by country probably won't surprise you, but based on growth, their future rivals might. Egypt is booming, Togo has the second highest growth and Niue is a country you're now checking on Wikipedia source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	66

Thu September 06, 2018
		Another day, another router exploit being used to spy on networks and spread a failed Monero crypto-mining script source: arstechnica.com \| share:	3
		"There are countless stories about the struggles of players on their journey to the NFL, but few, if any, are like the one of defensive end Efe Obada, who went from homeless in a foreign land to the 53-man roster of the Carolina Panthers" source: espn.com \| share:	6
		Shellfish worker whips out giant lobster for lunch, crabby son and social media ridicule him for not sharing source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	50
		Maybe the trade war with Canada is not all bad source: vice.com \| share:	62
(Hebrides News)		Thief steals rare bees in the Hebrides while owner is off the island. Police will likely set up a sting operation source: hebrides-news.com \| share:	24
		Chicken finger soda dipper woman gives interview, kittens on alert source: pix11.com \| share:	56

Wed September 05, 2018
		The U.K. is left shell shocked after France wins the War of the Scallops source: reuters.com \| share:	35
		UFOs 'spotted' flying over Donald Trump's Turnberry golf course in Scotland on August 16 apparently didn't get the memo that he wouldn't be there to get picked up to stand trial by our overlords for transgressions against humanity source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	51
		A fifth of meat sampled in the UK in 2017 contained 'mystery meat DNA' not specified on the labelling. The road gravel and flea collars were a dead giveaway however source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	89
		Tales of the city: Traffic jam nightmares source: jalopnik.com \| share:	35

Tue September 04, 2018
		Okay, noo th' feckin' sassenach hae gain tay far. They're claimin' uir braw Scottish haggis as their ain source: eveningtimes.co.uk \| share:	57
		Jeff Goldblum makes everything better source: mashable.com \| share:	47
		France says it is prepared to deploy its navy to enforce French fishing rights in a dispute with Britain over scallops, say those silly, English, pig-dog persons would just ruin them by not cooking them properly anyway source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	89
		Apparently Britney Spears forgot where she was in England source: msn.com \| share:	48
		The chance of a Hard Brexit stands at 25%, though there's only a 10% chance of that source: reuters.com \| share:	74

Mon September 03, 2018
		Brexit Muppet Boris Johnson begins to unravel: Brexit will get the UK "diddly squat"; negotiations "as pre-ordained as a bout between Giant Haystacks and Big Daddy"; complains "not that we have failed, but that we have not even tried" source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	79

Sun September 02, 2018
		Theresa May has "been compromised" by rationality, warn hard-line Brexiters (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	31

Sat September 01, 2018
		I'll have my drive-thru extra rare please source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	19
		Theresa May totally says a Brexit deal will be done by October. For real, guys (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	27
		French fishermen vow to shoot cows with trebuchets at the Brits if they have to in the next Channel clash in their ongoing scallop war (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	57
		As Coca-Cola already has the market on disgusting pop cornered, they're acquired Costa Coffee in hopes they can make a more disgusting coffee than Starbucks (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	25

Thu August 30, 2018
(Food Safety News)		USDA reports Mad Cow Disease found in FL beef cow with pic that might strangely arouse you source: foodsafetynews.com \| share:	15
		Helsinki Syndrome strikes again: French President Macron fellates Vladimir Putin and invites him to join the EU in a military alliance source: reuters.com \| share:	44
		Alex Salmond, a major anti-Trump political figure in Scotland, is given the standard Al Franken treatment source: foxnews.com \| share:	26

Wed August 29, 2018
		Disgruntled tennis viewers watching Amazon's US Open coverage 15-0 Amazon source: theguardian.com \| share:	14
		Teresa May prepares to concede to reparations for One Ireland, Scotland, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and maybe even Grenada source: qz.com \| share:	36

Tue August 28, 2018
		It was a record year for tourism in D.C., with almost 23 million tourists visiting the city. And every single one of those farkers stood on the left side of the Metro escalators source: wtop.com \| share:	60

Mon August 27, 2018
		The EU is prepared to allow an independent Scotland, and the UK sounds jealous (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	43
		"No, no, Madame Prime Minister, they were saying, erm, BOO-resa. Yes, that's the ticket" (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	13

Sat August 25, 2018
		Your chances of being bit by a shark are as rare as contacting flesh eating bacteria. All this guy needs is to be struck by lightning, win a lottery source: amp.livescience.com \| share:	23

Fri August 24, 2018
		It seems that one of the effects of Brexit could be a shortage of semen. There apparently aren't enough wankers in the UK anymore source: metro.co.uk \| share:	31
		Despite the app being dead, Vine is more popular than ever, curing cancer, depression, and pancetta source: theguardian.com \| share:	4

Thu August 23, 2018
		You know, since we have a defense budget shortfall, let's turn Coke trucks into missile launchers and old commercial ferries into beach assault craft. And hey, let's put artillery on old tractors, too source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	49

Wed August 22, 2018
		CAN Zack Gibson dethrone the Bruiserweight? WILL Bianca Belair beat Deonna Purrazzo with her ponytail? WHO will be the Last Man (or Machine) Standing? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network source: wwe.com \| share:	98
		Rudy Giuliani says the Mueller investigation "has to be winding down. What else is there? " Unclear if his voice cracked like a freshman asking a girl for a date to the prom as he said "has to be" source: twitter.com \| share:	88
		Why do white folks always want to "speak to the manager" and why are the memes so popular? source: slate.com \| share:	66

Tue August 21, 2018
		How much can one author fark up an entire research field? A lot, apparently source: sciencemag.org \| share:	32
		A happened before B and B happened before A. Here comes the experimental demonstration. In unrelated news physics student's headache came before learning the Schrödinger equation and after learning the Schrödinger equation source: sciencemag.org \| share:	15

Mon August 20, 2018
		It's down to the Fragile Four in the 2018 World Wypipo Tournament source: theroot.com \| share:	45
		In the Maldives they use cursed coconuts to affect elections source: maldivesindependent.com \| share:	39
		John Oliver responds to Giluliani's claim that "truth isn't truth" by assuring Trump "prison isn't prison" source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	103
		← Free Cambridge source: independent.co.uk \| share:	19

Sun August 19, 2018
		Mayday for Tories as 100 MPs plot a revolt against their Trumpian leader (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	52

Sat August 18, 2018
		British reality show Love Island ("a TV dating show that manages to be trashy, yet a tad classy") is coming to the USA, only on ... CBS? Honey, get my Viagra source: theguardian.com \| share:	21

Thu August 16, 2018
		Jeremy Hunt: "The EU has to make a strategic choice about Brexit." EU: "We did. Now, close your eyes and think of England" source: bbc.com \| share:	85
		Over a million Labour voters have Brexit regret since they voted to Leave (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	50

Wed August 15, 2018
		We have dollar coins and two dollar bills for kids, collectors, and Taco Bell. Fiji has a $7 bill for Rugby source: bbc.com \| share:	7
		Prepare for a vicious Brexit no-deal (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	107
		Filling your water cup at a soda fountain often doesn't result in a tazing, but at Arby's it does. Arby's trifecta complete source: kcra.com \| share:	73

Tue August 14, 2018
		If you thought the last four years were hot, the next five would like to have a word with you source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	34
		UK Parliament on lockdown for possible terror attack: Car crashes into security barrier gates at Westminster - pedestrians injured source: newsweek.com \| share:	100

Sun August 12, 2018
		Every British Airways flight from London to JFK includes 493 meal trays, 78 toilet rolls, 319 sick bags, 101 full bottles and 388 quarter bottles of wine. BA also imports emergency lettuce from LA to ease heat-induced British vegetable shortage source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	15

Sat August 11, 2018
		Woman on an Emirates flight from London to Dubai accepts a glass of complimentary wine. Is also given bracelets and a new found appreciation for English cooking source: foxnews.com \| share:	157

Fri August 10, 2018
		One Fewer (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	49
		Vladimir Putin shocked to learn that leopards might be nibbling on his face soon source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	80
		Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana pho- well, not in the UK source: theregister.co.uk \| share:	7

Thu August 09, 2018
		Pet owners are happier, healthier and in better shape than other people. Yes, even cat owners source: studyfinds.org \| share:	54
		Your father smelt of elderberries, and your great-great-great-great great-great great-great great-great-great great great-great-great great-great-great granduncle was an ocean fern with tiny legs source: sciencemag.org \| share:	10

Wed August 08, 2018
		"There's no part of (article 50) that says we can get a deal? None of it. We leave. There is no deal to be done, there never was. The UK have been playing silly political games, thinking that it's a negotiation. And it isn't" source: lbc.co.uk \| share:	72
		Older adults who get physical, physical can lower their heart disease risk, disease risk; can hear their body talk source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	12
		Watching 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' can make you a worse person. Here comes the science source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	27
		Lawyers defending former Trump campaign chair Paul Manafort stake their client's freedom on the theory that a man who has had multiple affairs is not to be trusted source: foxnews.com \| share:	99

Tue August 07, 2018
		Du. Du hast. Du hast to escape your retirement home to go to a heavy metal concert source: stltoday.com \| share:	38
		Some people have important things to do in life, some feel the need to cheer on randy pigeons into having sex on rooftops. The Sun is there with this riveting news coverage source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	6
		Former NE Patriot linebacker Jerrod Mayo has been looking for his missing dog all summer. Click the link and catch up on Mayo's dog (warning to dog lovers) source: wcvb.com \| share:	12

Mon August 06, 2018
		House has a fence made entirely out of old TV sets, as the repair business for them has gone down the tubes source: odditycentral.com \| share:	14

Sat August 04, 2018
		Look, you told them to get out of the basement and find a hobby. It's really kind of your fault when you stop and think about it source: upi.com \| share:	10
		British Pound to be renamed the Ounce source: marketwatch.com \| share:	34
		How do we stop racist white people from calling 911 and insisting cops stop black people from grilling, standing under awnings to avoid rain, feeding the homeless, and selling lemonade? Simple: start charging them for each nonsense call source: rawstory.com \| share:	127

Fri August 03, 2018
		Brexit and EU fans get squirrelly over porous border between Northern Ireland and Ireland. "Essentially, the European Commission sees Brexit as a divorce, whereas the UK government views it as a move towards a more open relationship" source: bbc.com \| share:	38
		UK may allow free movement of EU citizens to continue after Brexit because a) they've recognised the economic benefits of migration, b) they're concerned about an NHS staffing crisis, or c) implementing border controls is too much hard work (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	71
		Trump at a rally in PA: "It's Fake news I kept the queen waiting, actually I was 15 minutes EARLY" Narrator: "The president's visit to Britain was broadcast live, including footage of the queen waiting for him for 12 minutes and looking at her watch" source: politico.eu \| share:	211
		The British Pound has fallen sharply as the Bank of England predicts doom and gloom because Theresa May and the Brexiteers want to plunge the country into chaos (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	23
		Woman hits man with broom, lamp and ping-pong paddle, then cuts him with a kitchen knife. Colonel Mustard hospitalized in stable condition source: recordonline.com \| share:	19

Thu August 02, 2018
		Naked burglar waits for homeowner to return, helps himself to sandwich & cookies source: wmcactionnews5.com \| share:	11
		Youngest pilot from the Battle of Britain Dies. Aces High. \m,/ \,m/ (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	38
		'Game of Thrones' castle up for sale for just $656,000. Was not a popular wedding reception venue source: fox4kc.com \| share:	25
		Want to own Han Solo's hole-free jacket from 'The Empire Strikes Back?' It'll cost you about $1 million source: fox43.com \| share:	35

Wed August 01, 2018
		Woman calls cops on a black woman waiting for an Uber because she was standing under an awning to avoid the rain source: ebony.com \| share:	658
		American asses are crippling Greek asses source: tampa.cbslocal.com \| share:	36

Tue July 31, 2018
(Some Plumber)		Karma has been served source: gritpost.com \| share:	171

Mon July 30, 2018
		McDonald's to issue 'MacCoin' to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the Big Mac. While not a cryptocurrency, it is worth far more than most cryptos source: cnbc.com \| share:	28
		What's British for "Mulligan?" source: reuters.com \| share:	86
		How did Europe, a place where an ancient, hereditary nobility literally owned everything, including the labor of the poors, wind up with far greater economic equality than the Land of Opportunity? source: splinternews.com \| share:	88

Sun July 29, 2018
		The Tories are revolting. But they're also unhappy and want Theresa May to opt out of the EU source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	30
(Some Guy)		UK armed services on standby to distribute food and medicine as Britain prepares itself for a) an earthquake, b) a massive tidal wave or c) Brexit? source: politicshome.com \| share:	37

Sat July 28, 2018
		Q: What does Marsellus Wallace look like? A: A large black man, breaking into his own house, send police NOW source: theroot.com \| share:	158
		Black woman sick of people calling 911 on black kids selling stuff on the street decides to report white kids' ice cream stand. Let's see who has last licks source: madamenoire.com \| share:	110
		Oh gee, not this story again source: cnn.com \| share:	34

Fri July 27, 2018
		Guy Verhofstadt, the forgotten Gallagher brother, claims Theresa May is sabotaging Brexit negotiations (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	30

Thu July 26, 2018
		Ten British bands that America never understood, a list that includes The Kinks? source: nme.com \| share:	182

Wed July 25, 2018
		If you had "a few hours after being put in general population" in the how long it took Larry Nassar to be assaulted in prison pool, step forward and collect your prize source: nbcnews.com \| share:	121
		The White House has a new strategy to prevent Trump from saying something stupid: yell at reporters until they leave source: realtalk910.iheart.com \| share:	30
		Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that Kvikk Lunsj bar source: cbsnews.com \| share:	14

Tue July 24, 2018
		Britain suffering through heat wave. Residents react in the most um, British way ever source: indy100.com \| share:	150
		Man walks into a supermarket with a sheep, attacks security guard with a metal pole. Cause that's how they do it in Ireland source: thesun.ie \| share:	33

Mon July 23, 2018
		UK: "Eh, so what if we can't negotiate a Brexit deal. Our idiot voters will just blame Europe no matter how badly we fark up" source: theguardian.com \| share:	94
		Russia bombed them and then demanded to interrogate them. America refused to help them. So Canada and some others snuck them out of Syria and gave them and their families homes. Tag is for the White Helmets urban SAR team, safe at last source: globalnews.ca \| share:	61

Sun July 22, 2018
		UK's new Brexit minister says EU is being completely "irresponsible" by pointing out that he has absolutely no idea what he is doing and no plans going forward, aside from turning large stretches of motorway into parking lots for heavy trucks source: theguardian.com \| share:	55

Sat July 21, 2018
		If you're going to turn your home into a grow house, it really helps to pay your utility bills on time source: walesonline.co.uk \| share:	64
		Brexit could cost UK families up to $2,000 per year source: uk.reuters.com \| share:	73

Wed July 18, 2018
		Russia just sold off almost all of its US treasury securities for some reason. No, it doesn't mean anything, but it's suspicious that no one is spinning a conspiracy theory about it source: usatoday.com \| share:	61
		You know the cringe you get when you're traveling abroad and see other Americans wearing garish flag t-shirts and fanny packs? Well, those fanny packs are nothing compared to what's coming source: thehill.com \| share:	142
		The Russians tapped that CamAnal. Tapped it good. All over your Facebook source: money.cnn.com \| share:	34
		The UK have many unusual words for bread - probably because they have so many different ways to boil it source: bbc.com \| share:	21
		MN Somalis still waiting for TPS report, cover sheet source: minnesota.cbslocal.com \| share:	28

Tue July 17, 2018
		UK Government: "Brexit is not dead. It's...only resting, see. Boris just stunned the Brexit, just as it was waking up, yeah? See, it's just...ah...it's just probably...pinin' for the fjords. Lovely plumage, innit?" source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	40
		CVS fires the two employees who called the cops on a black woman trying to use an incontinence coupon source: nytimes.com \| share:	180
		Bill Browder is a high-value target for Putin's assassins, and yesterday Trump offered Browder's head on a platter source: time.com \| share:	86

Mon July 16, 2018
		Steak 'n Shake 'n Shoot not a hit with customers, paramedics source: wftv.com \| share:	32
		New forensic research suggests Shroud of Turin is likely a fake. NAILED IT source: nypost.com \| share:	86
		In the first entry for: What did Trump give up to Putin? Iranian oil laundering permission source: cnn.com \| share:	56
		"We can no longer rely on the US after Trump called the EU a foe," says Germany's foreign minister source: thehill.com \| share:	92

Sun July 15, 2018
		Donald Trump's advice to Theresa May on how to handle Brexit is exactly what you'd expect it to be source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	117

Sat July 14, 2018
		White House facepalms on Twitter, claims Scotland is not part of UK source: metro.co.uk \| share:	114
		GOP now using Snickers defense to explain away sharing Nazi Tweets source: mediamatters.org \| share:	57

Fri July 13, 2018
		What is that sitting in the sea just outside your window? Oh, just a 4 mile wide iceberg here to flood the town source: usatoday.com \| share:	25
		England footie fan who went missing for six days in Russia found in hotel room on typical English bender source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	17
		FTA: "Are Trump's threats...just tactics intended to strengthen the Western alliance? Or does Trump actually want the alliance to die?" The second one. It's the second one source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	55
		And the big Trump baby is outside Parliament. As is that giant balloon source: rawstory.com \| share:	267
		Trump says he feels unwelcome in London. Sorry, snowflake source: cnn.com \| share:	177
		Trump: I'm a stable genius. World leaders: yeah, no, no you're not source: politico.com \| share:	94
		Trump slams May's Brexit plan source: uk.reuters.com \| share:	67

Thu July 12, 2018
		The White House releases a special coin commemorating Trump's attempt to destroy the North Atlantic Treaty Organization source: thehill.com \| share:	64
		Trump: 'I think they like me a lot in the UK'. 'Unlikely' Tag doesn't even begin to cover this source: thehill.com \| share:	83
		Trump declares victory over NATO source: theguardian.com \| share:	47
		Hurricane Don blows into Brussels, says if allies do not meet higher military spending targets immediately, the U.S. will pull out of NATO in 2019 source: politico.eu \| share:	207
		Fox News viewers: How DARE Shep Smith tell us how President Trump is wrong about NATO. Wait, he's just telling us how NATO works and why it's important? THAT'S EVEN WORSE source: rawstory.com \| share:	92

Wed July 11, 2018
		Pornhub reveals that its traffic 'dropped by nearly a third' during England game, leading many to conclude that a large percentage of English fans are wankers source: metro.co.uk \| share:	14
		So aside from being loyal allies, creating jobs for American workers, helping to guarantee global freedom and security, and coming to our aid after 9/11, what have those European freeloaders ever done for the U.S.? source: nytimes.com \| share:	138
		Trudeau to Trump: Blow me source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	92

Tue July 10, 2018
		Modern and democratic and peaceful Europe was created by the U.S. post WWII, but our creepy President and his creepy base seem to know zero about this history so we are currently blowing it with President Dimwit source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	145
		U.S. embassy warns Americans to keep a low profile and avoid large demonstrations in A) Iran, B) Iraq, or C) U.K? source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	165
		Woman uses 40EE breasts to predict the outcome of every England World Cup match. Good news, England: It's coming home. You better believe The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	14
		Thanks to Trump's visit to the UK, Green Day's 'American Idiot' is hitting the British charts source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	76
		Hey guys, it's not too late to back out of Brexit, the European Council President said so Hello... hello... is this thing on? source: theguardian.com \| share:	25

Mon July 09, 2018
		There are no bad kids, just bad behavior. Set clear expectations and boundaries, and be consistent. Don't use a sword source: wcax.com \| share:	38
		The Pool Patrol adds another member to their unemployment support group after apartment manager calls police on black man for wearing socks source: nytimes.com \| share:	278
		May loses her Johnson source: bbc.com \| share:	405
		It's coming home. No, not that. Well, maybe that. But this other thing too source: cnn.com \| share:	35
		David Davis, the man leading UK Brexit negotiations, has resigned. A leadership challenge to Theresa May could be imminent source: theguardian.com \| share:	172

Sat July 07, 2018
		Plastic straws are not only bad for the environment but for the body, with chemicals promoting bloating and cavities. Although they are still healthier than the sodas that people are drinking source: stuff.co.nz \| share:	39
		So, uh, here's that Brexit, um, "plan" Theresa May cooked up source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	26
		Genitals in the right hand, a hatchet in the left hand, and sleeping in a stranger's bed. Hey, some people will do anything to get a good night's sleep source: journal-news.com \| share:	18

Fri July 06, 2018
		"Alexa, is football coming home?" 'It's coming home' memes flood the internet source: engadget.com \| share:	9
		At this rate we're rapidly running out of cute hashtag names. How about #AssholeAdam source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	143

Thu July 05, 2018
		Planned protest against the imprisonment of UK far right leader scrapped because his supporters would rather watch the world cup source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	20
		Jaguar takes a cue from the leopards, starts eating Brexit faces source: news.sky.com \| share:	59

Wed July 04, 2018
		Two people attacked with Russian nerve agent Novichok on British soil. This is not a repeat from March ... [cue ominous music] ... or is it? source: cbc.ca \| share:	76
		Oh, so that's where I left that. America's Declaration of Independence found in Chichester, U.K source: bbc.com \| share:	44
		Major incident in Salisbury and it's not all gravy source: cnn.com \| share:	34

Tue July 03, 2018
		Because we need reminders the UK is as farked up as the US, Brexiteers may collapse the government by week's end if they don't get their way (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	51

Mon July 02, 2018
		News: America's leading liberal magazine is publishing its pieces with a Russian propaganda outlet. Fark: Most of them oppose or are hostile against the Mueller investigation, and for some reason the spy poisoning scandal source: thinkprogress.org \| share:	101
		The biggest brawl you are likely to see in professional basketball just happened between Australia and The Philippines source: sbnation.com \| share:	15

Sun July 01, 2018
		The Strong Tank Challenge is a simple competition. Eight nations blow stuff up for a week and in the end the Germans win source: stripes.com \| share:	52
		Russian collusion scandal breaking. No, the other one source: nymag.com \| share:	69
		Morrissey cancels his UK tour because his racism has finally caught up to him source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	82

Sat June 30, 2018
		Police call it a botched case of rattlesnake revenge source: mystatesman.com \| share:	22

Thu June 28, 2018
		BAE wins multi-million pound Australian warship contract. Still won't give you a booty call source: bbc.com \| share:	5
		I don't know about you, but I HATE IT when I forget to remove the meth from my bra when I am being processed at the jail. (with mugshot) source: actionnewsjax.com \| share:	40
		Lingerie company making pool floats for women with big boobs source: bustle.com \| share:	55
		Have you ever been so drunk that you told police you were drowning under a canoe when you were actually sitting at home? This guy has source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	30

Wed June 27, 2018
		Britain undergoing beer and cider rationing source: cnbc.com \| share:	61
		Horses are capable of pulling faces just like humans, 17 facial movements to be exact source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	18

Tue June 26, 2018
		The Onion knocks it out of the park again, and we should all be ashamed and terrified that a humor and satire site is saner and more pragmatic than our actual news is now source: theonion.com \| share:	102
(It's Me)		Night 2 (well, afternoon, stateside) of the WWE UK Tournament is upon us. Pete Dunne defends the UK Championship against Tournament winner Zack Gibson, plus a full NXT show. 3pm ET, Noon Pacific, only on the WWE Network source: sportskeeda.com \| share:	11
		Move over Permit Patty. We've got a live one source: nydailynews.com \| share:	180

Mon June 25, 2018
		If you ask your teenage son to cut the grass, expect penises source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	50
		"A 20-foot-tall inflatable orange baby with the face of President Donald Trump could float over Britain's parliament next month... to coincide with Trump's first visit to the U.K. since taking office" source: nbcnews.com \| share:	50

Sat June 23, 2018
		Because of course they are source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	114

Fri June 22, 2018
		The UK has its own Russian collusion scandal. And it involves a very familiar cast of players and guilty pleas source: nymag.com \| share:	23
		Stonehenge builders used Pythagoras' theory 2000 years before Pythagoras was born. Which begs the question - what did they call it? source: techtimes.com \| share:	54
		Bomb threat forces London Charing Cross passengers to evacuate. They also had to leave the station source: bbc.com \| share:	33

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