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Fri July 23, 2021
(Ranker)
 
 
 
British person is trending on Twitter for guessing what all 50 states are famous for without using Google. FL tag is for his hilarious spot on tweet about FL and news articles, has the same reaction as everyone in the 49 states who don't live in FL
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nigel Farage claws for relevance (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
While NBC reairs the Opening Ceremony Friday night; competition at the Tokyo Olympics is on USA, NBCSN, Olympic Channel, and streaming. It begins at 7:30pm ET with rowing, with US women's soccer overnight and replays all day Saturday
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
As if the Japanese Olympics didn't have enough going wrong with it already: Now a typhoon could hit Tokyo just days into the Summer Games
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(European Southern Observatory)
 
 
 
M-O-O-N. That spells 'moon-forming disk around an exoplanet 400 lyr away.'
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Who's the shirtless, oiled athlete causing such an online stir at the Olympics Opening Ceremony? Pita Taufatofua is back representing his island home
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Thu July 22, 2021
(VegNews)
 
 
 
Hipster vegan techies invent new soy-free gluten-free "egg." It's kind of an obscure legume, you've probably never heard of it
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bear breaks into Olympic Softball facility TWICE. This bear's repeating
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Wed July 21, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Those in charge of Brexit aren't happy with the North Ireland border and claim it needs to be renegotiated. The EU says it's not worth The Troubles
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
EU vice president Maroš Šefčovič refuses to renegotiate the Northern Ireland Protocol blamed for the sausage wars and shortages of those cool 'v' diacritic marks
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(Variety)
 
 
 
COOOVID. You've got me on my knees, COVID. I'm begging darling please, COVID. Darling, won't you kill my aging fans?
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Hands-free zippers and bras. The future is soon
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A 'spectacular' dinosaur footprint found by a Welsh four-year-old goes on display, is spared the name of Barney
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Coke adds life to its numbers
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(AP News)
 
 
 
USWNT gets kicked by the Swedes
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Tue July 20, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Reason that you behave badly when you are away from home: You don't have your empire anymore
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
It probably shouldn't be happening, but the Covid Olympics from Tokyo start with women's softball at 8pm ET/9am Tokyo time with the US playing at 11pm ET. Women's soccer also starts with the US facing Sweden at 2:30am ET Wednesday
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
One...two...three. Three Olympic athletes are Covid-19 positive. Ah-ah-ahCHOO. Goddamit
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Mon July 19, 2021
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Canada blames China for massive attack on email servers. Claims nobody listens to that old BitTorrent of Mezzanine anyway
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Sturgeon drops the bass (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
O Canada, on August 9th you open for thee
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Sun July 18, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
CoCovid
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Children in UK treated in hospital for extreme sunburn having never before seen the sun for so long a stretch of time
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight, WWE presents Money in the Bank. Can Kofi upset The Almighty? Will Edge claim the Head of the Table? Who will walk out with the briefcases and who will take the craziest bump off a ladder? We're live with full crowds tonight at 8 PM ET
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Sat July 17, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bad news for The Coneheads
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Coming soon: Claims that the parades honoring the Apollo 11 astronauts were faked
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Fri July 16, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Hey let's go for a walk." ... No Google Maps, I'm not going on any more walks with you
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
"I know you trained hard for the Olympics and endured the quarantine here in Tokyo but there's a quota system and you gotta go home." "No thanks"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Anarchy in the Sex Pistols' united kingdom
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Tokyo hotels are about to accept foreign media and other non-athletes, and do you think hotel staff are ready to follow the official Olympics Playbook on enforcing anti-coronavirus rules and monitoring guest compliance? Ha ha ha, no
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(Independent)
 
 
 
More proof that BoJo is British Trump: UK announces plans to stiff the EU on Brexit "divorce" settlement
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want an inflation-proof investment? Because of increased competition, prices are falling for one of the most important commodities on Wall Street even as the quality is going up
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Facepalms hit a 6-month high in Tokyo a week before Olympics
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Wed July 14, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Jamaica seeking £7,600,000,000 from the UK in compensation for slave trade, the same amount Britain paid to compensate owners after abolishing slavery
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican senators from border states like West Virginia, Ohio and North Dakota demand Biden keep Trump's illegal policy allowing border patrol agents to expel migrants without giving them a chance to claim asylum as required by US Law
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Olympian Jordan Chiles' mother to enter federal prison on day daughter competes for gold
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Delta: we made $652mil last quarter and it only took $1.5bil in federal cash to do it
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Tue July 13, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
If you're vaccinated it's easy to travel internationally, unless your vaccine was made in a country populated by brown people or was given in a place with lots of brown people
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"There's WHAT in my kibble?"
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
In the news today: "Lord, we don't want to be in the news"
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Mon July 12, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
It's the last RAW of the ThunderDome Era: Why is Jinder trying to hinder Drew? Will Humberto take Sheamus's gold? Xavier thinks he has Lashley solved this time. More RKBro fun, plus a women's MITB fatal 4-way preview. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Afghan interpreters who obviously have never seen pictures of Saigon in 1975 are still waiting for visas as the Taliban closes in
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Sun July 11, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
I say might you have a cup of tea and perhaps a biscuit for me? Oh yes and an ambulance of course (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Hey, everyone, we found the kid who's going to live to be 200 years old
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We now go to Milwaukee for Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Can the Suns beat them again to be one game away from being NBA Champs? Or will the Bucks win to get back into the series? Tip-offs is at 8:00 PM ET on ABC
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Seems like Black people can't even do nerdy things without being hassled
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Sat July 10, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Would you use a food delivery app to order a bag of cheap, unknown leftover food from restaurants?
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Afafafafafa agagagggaga ahahahahahah
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's Obama's summer reading list for 2021
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Fri July 09, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
New FTC head to all staff: STFU and GBTW
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Tennessee √ Caucasian √ Male √ Name: Tanner √ Drunk √ Cop √ Tag is for the Black man who knocked Officer Holt the Eff out
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The house GOP is very concerned that American athletes at the Olympics have freedom of speech
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Thu July 08, 2021
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
New Delta Variant data confirms that it presents with symptoms that more closely mimic a common cold, unless you're not vaccinated, and then it may cause you to contract common death
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(Park Rapids Enterprise)
 
 
 
Imagine your mother tells you she's taking a sabbatical to travel the world for a few months and is never heard from again. Imagine 24 years pass and still no word from your mom
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Plane crash emphasizes poor Russian aviation safety record, regional woes, stupendous lithobraking ability
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(22 Words)
 
 
 
School bans "To Kill a Mockingbird" because of its emphasis on the idea of a "white savior." Wait until they read The Bible
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Did you get a great deal on some Pfezar, Moberna, or Jensen & Jensen vaccines? We may have some bad news
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Wed July 07, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
Boobies
 
Lawyer made to remove bra. "It is not good enough in any shape or form"
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Buzzkilling FDA says poppers can be dangerous
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Everyone: No one would be stupid enough to defend slave owners. Kayleigh McEnany: HOLD MY WHITE CLAW, Y'ALL
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What is the Lambda Variant and how can Louis, Gilbert, and Booger save the day?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Up, down, heave and ho. There are no words. Happy Birthday Syd you crazy diamond
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Drink like a fish. New hotness: Tweak like a fish
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There are the sandcastles that you make at the beach, and the Sand Castles that the pros make
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Mon July 05, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Downton Abbey 2: Upton Girls delayed to 2022
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Sun July 04, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Free the Wales (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you want to speed in Europe, you'd better do it quickly
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Fri July 02, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Not at all terrifying: Swarms of autonomous, spider-esque howitzers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Where's Wally?
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Thu July 01, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Fastest growing category of foods that people are ordering in is vegan. No doubt because they tell you so
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Exxon lobbyists caught on tape bragging about how they're working to undermine Biden's efforts to fight climate change. Fark: And that Joe Manchin is one of their key weapons in doing it
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
The gap in breast cancer mortality rates between Black and white women has narrowed from a C to a B
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Nissan announce new Gigafactory in UK. Article to the left. Farkers to explain why this is irrelevant, Brexit is a disaster and the UK is doomed anyway to the right
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Weekly coronavirus cases in England hit highest level since mid-February. Hey, anyone remember coronavirus?
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Delta variant symptoms appear to differ from traditional covid symptoms. In other news, covid is now entrenched enough to be considered "traditional"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
There will be a gap in the UK retail market as Gap will no longer be in the UK retail market
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Wed June 30, 2021
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Plague rats: Australia Edition... Scary tag wins because stupid has covid
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Your yellow emojis are racist, but probably not why you think
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(NPR)
 
 
 
First domino falls in China's New Empire
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
No big deal, just a major military power growing completely comfortable with spoofing maritime tracking data for naval ships
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Peter Gabriel postpones WOMAD festival, accuses government of selling England by the pound
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Kids with Down's syndrome don't have a problem with bilingualism, which puts them considerably ahead of many adults
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How do you turn a Dodge Challenger into a Dodge Charger? Ask this guy. (PIC)
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Mon June 28, 2021
(The Weather Network)
 
 
 
Baby skunks, pyu pyu pyu pyu pyu pyu
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Ukraine, US launch Black Sea drills despite Russian protests, proving again how no one likes offshore drilling
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(NPR)
 
 
 
There are almost 4 million species of mushrooms, and about 90 percent of them aren't catalogued. But don't worry--there's an army of amateur mushroom enthusiasts out there, and with any luck they'll determine why so many of them look like penises
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old boy wants to give "alms to the oppressed." Teacher: "Arms to the oppressed?" That's a call to the government's deradicalisation programme
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Sun June 27, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
On the bright side, now there are *2* things this guy can be an insufferable douche about in casual conversations
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you find classified military documents at a bus stop, do you call: A) The Ministry Of Defence, B) The Police, or C) The BBC?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brexit: Things aren't as bad as it seems (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat June 26, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Manafort may have gotten a pardon from Trump, but he left the guy Manafort tried to sell the Secretary of the Army position to in exchange for a re-fi on his mortgage, Stephen Calk, hanging out and exposed
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Fri June 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why Wall Street loves Joe Manchin. Because he's learned the exact pressure to exert while lovingly caressing their balls?
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Thu June 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Covid-19++ a more object-oriented virus
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Tories think the EU is at "war" with the UK (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed June 23, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Britain? 'twas a silly place. We don't miss 'em. Things are easier now
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russia claims it fired warning shots and dropped bombs on British destroyer. The Royal Navy disputes this, as they're apparently just used to parts falling off of Russian jets
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
India identifies a new coronavirus variant 'of concern' known as Delta Plus, and no, that's not the car Bruce Campbell drives in Army of Darkness
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British reality TV show linked to 3 suicides thought about shutting down, but then they remembered they really like money, so instead they're just going to ask their audience to be nicer to the contestants on Twitter
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pictures from the first pride parade on the Isle of Man. Low-hanging fruit Ironic tag too busy being a saucy Manx, so Hero tag steps in
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Tue June 22, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Knowing these things can take time, Aer Lingus continues wagging its tongue in hopes of a happy ending. Cunning
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Onion Rings Day, which as we all know are the traditional belt loops to tie onions, which was the style at the time when taking the ferry cost a nickel
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The UK's travel industry accuses the government of neglect in its 'darkest hour' while crying 'more, more, more'
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Mon June 21, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not only did Marcus Rashford raise millions for the food insecure during Covid, he twice called out the UK for ending programs for hungry children and is being awarded the Pat Tillman ESPY award. Hero tag is well deserved
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drinking a dozen energy drinks every day for a year probably caused this man to have a heart attack, so of course his next logical step is to try to ban everyone under 16 from buying even one Beelzebeverage
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson is terrified of Scottish independence, hair gel (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The EU is about to cut the amount of British TV and film shown post-Brexit. Bob and Doug McKenzie begin to smell a comeback over the scent of backbacon
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Apparently, retirement needs a rebranding and a new word. The author came up with some ideas but surely we can do better
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Sun June 20, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
E-scooters have really come along way with their speed and battery dependability, still not enough to join a motorway with 70mph traffic speeding past
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Fri June 18, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK's food and drink exports to the EU are almost cut in half in first quarter sparing potentially millions the threat of British cuisine
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(Google)
 
 
 
"A bomb detonated at a residence...in Port Hadlock Tuesday night, causing the...46 year old suspected bomb maker's arm to be amputated and injuring his 6-year-old granddaughter." - how many bad decisions can you find in this headline?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Reports of unicorns are growing across the Continent as Euro VC investment tops $60bil this year, breaking the 2020 record
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(Yorkshire Post)
 
 
 
Riding a train without a face mask in a foreign country because you're an anti-masker, what could possibly go wrong? Difficulty: Singapore
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Moon bugs? Seriously? Who the hell calls them moon bugs?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New Covid study hints at long-term loss of brain tissue. Anti-vaxxers and pandemic deniers: We can't lose what we don't have
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Thu June 17, 2021
(National Post)
 
 
 
National Post misunderstands the Trudeau-Macron dynamic. Trudeau is Dean as in Dean Winchester and Macron is Sam
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fusion plant to be built by Bezos-backed General Fusion in the UK, will be powered entirely by Amazon stock
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Lonely, only Scotland foottie fan has death wish in England's most patriotic housing estate proudly waves Scots flag even though she's outnumbered by 500 English flags
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tuck You of the Day: Some Mother Tucker appears on the show and says "Black People Are A Dozen IQ Points Below White". The Ghost of Robert E. Lee anally controlling Tucker has no objection
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Why are so many Covid variants appearing now?
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Wed June 16, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
EU: It is the Summer of Love. We've been vaccinated and cases are dropping everywhere and people have been cooped up and EVERYONE IS WELCOME. Well, except for UK, where cases are rising
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Knowing only good things can come from free-flowing sausages, the UK asks the EU to suspend its Northern Ireland sausage ban
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If the Olympics can't get fans in the seats, better get out your wallets
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Tue June 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
US and EU reaches tentative agreement to end 17-year-old Airbus-Boeing trade dispute
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Colony of rare orchids discovered flourishing in the UK for the first time in 30 years - on the roof of an office block in London
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Turns out it's NOT true that the Illuminati built islands off the coast of Dubai called "The World" which is actually "an alternate universe in our universe" and *brain explodes*
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
When can we say the pandemic is over?
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
14-year-old girl crashes a car into a building. A witness calls 911. Guess which one of these two had a gun drawn on them, was handcuffed, and had their car searched without permission
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Mon June 14, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
NATO Secretary-General: Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who. It's time to build a new castle on the orange rubble
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(BBC)
 
 
 
A cold caused by delta coronavirus is contagious, just like all the other colds you brought into the office because you don't know to stay home when you're sick
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Happy Glasgow man strips down to his skivvies, goes wild for 'street rave' because it's good to be alive
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Tensions build over UK-EU sausage fight, with both sides arguing over how to handle their meat
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
10,000 Americans were asked how many meals they could make without looking at a recipe. The answer is good news for the restaurant industry
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Greece is not abandoning China. While not working up a lather, some say it's a dawn of a new era while others believe they're just soaking in it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Novavax claims their Covid vaccine success rate is at 90% in Mexico trials
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Sun June 13, 2021
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
The Tennessee of New England wonders why leopard labor market is eating their xenophobic faces
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The UK is committed to climate change but not funding it
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Sat June 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kentucky's whiskey distillers: Man, these face-eating leopards are vicious
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There are a lot of irresponsible adults out there
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Oh great, now we have monkeypox to worry about
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Fri June 11, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK and US have an 'indestructible relationship', says BoJo. If we can put up with the Orange Clown, you can handle the Blonde Boob
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Avid cyclist BoJo gets a gift from Joe
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this one, but it seems Kim Kardashian has failed her first year law exam - again. I know, the woman who married Kanye West. It just beggars belief
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Thu June 10, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK communications giant BT surrenders 12% to France's Altice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ring of Fire solar eclipse to burn, burn, burn through the sky today
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Oh, bother!
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
England hopes to build the world's largest swimming pool to train astronauts, moon whalers
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arouund 80% of UK adults nouw believed tou have couvid antiboudies
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Biden will buy 500,000,000 Pfizer vaccines and donate them to the rest of the world
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK will soon be getting dimmer. This is not a metaphor or wanker comment from a snarky Yank
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(Sky.com)
 
Weeners
 
Northern Ireland prepared for the wurst as frank talks about sausage exports break down, potentially meaning an absence of chilled meats from NI shelves unless they can agree on a ballpark figure, says Johnson spokesperson, Brexit Minister Lord Frost
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
One day we may be telling our kids about the Great European Sausage Wars of the early 2020's (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Delta decided its HQ should be in Chicago
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Tue June 08, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
All those Brits hoping to swarm back into the pubs after the pandemic may have to lose some weight, as best guesses show there's only going to be a quarter of them left
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(Some Bald Guy)
 
 
 
With restaurants back in business, here's an important question: What would you do if you found a HAIR in your food?
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Oh, how I wish I could
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Mon June 07, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Four members of a Muslim family killed in a premeditated attack in Ontario, Canada, with only a 9-year-old surviving the attack
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1962, Switzerland opened its first drive-through bank in Zurich, a historical development only marred by the eventual deaths of fifteen gnomes who had been sucked into the vacuum tubes
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Biden's first foreign presidential trip is about to take place. World leaders are reportedly confused about how to handle a U.S. president who isn't pushing them aside to get to the front of a photo op or throwing cross-armed tantrums during meetings
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Do all the Lords in Britain look like overboiled sausages?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Biden to Europe:"Hey friends, America is back". Europe:"Oh you are back? So you were gone? Then who was that orange guy who insulted us constantly over the last four years and caused major headaches for all of us? Was he not 'America'?"
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Sat June 05, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
The world needs a chief risk officer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yeah it was me, I clamed right into it
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Fri June 04, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Corona named the world's most valuable beer brand by people who have clearly been out in the sun too long
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Tokyo 2020 Organising Committee President gets the gold medal in the "No sh*t, Sherlock" main event for saying there can be no Olympics if no athletes come to Japan
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Mercury is in retrograde right now until June 22 ... and one in three people think this actually means something
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Are they wrong? Why shouldn't England get out of Scotland? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
UK gasoline sales are full up to pre-covid levels
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Citius, altius, fortius, stultissimus, mortiferius
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Wed June 02, 2021
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Brexit-supporting owner of a chain of pubs now calling for UK to allow dirty job-stealing Eastern Europeans into the UK so he can hire them and pay them shiatty wages. Tiny violins unavailable, stuck in lorries in Kent awaiting customs paperwork
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sometimes you just gotta see god
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK has begun the process to join Asia-Pacific trade bloc geography be damned
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Brexit-supporting, pub chain boss calls for more immigration from the EU and reboot of Lethal Weapon movie franchise
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The UK's Brexit divorce bill isn't being made public (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue June 01, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
WHO providing Greek letters to Covid variants. Well, that's just what's important, isn't it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Right-wing convicted stalker who loses his Congressional bid to Maxine Waters every two years is upset because a movie about a flamboyant diva who works in the fashion industry features a gay character
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Mon May 31, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
UK goes the civilized route to house the criminals of society, builds privately-run mega prison which has no bars on windows and river views. What could possibly go wrong (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun May 30, 2021
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Is it a davenport, couch, or Chesterfield? These are the 26 most hotly debated regional words
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Are you farkin kidding me?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Is dumpster diving saving the planet?
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Sat May 29, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
UK celebrities are crowdfunding their legal penalties now
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Fri May 28, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Which fast food restaurant do you think has the best tasting food?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
People shocked to learn homework for middle schoolers in 1944 was difficult (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Once is a mistake, twice urine trouble
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Thu May 27, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sturgeon looking to go Green. Frank still hasn't got the door
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(The Register)
 
 
 
A facial recognition company head-faking on data-retention? Unpossible
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Burgers, hot dogs, ribs, potato salad, corn on the cob, and baked beans: all you need for the perfect Memorial Day cookout. Trust us, the science is on our side. We have polling and everything
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Wed May 26, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Japan's top newspaper: "オリンピックをキャンセルする"
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
The Irish pick a fight. Not a repeat from every other moment in Irish history
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Representative Lloyd Smucker fined $5,000 for not going through metal detector in House Chamber, making mediocre jam and jelly products
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Do you want cheap stuff or human rights?
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Tue May 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
Video
 
Volcano erupts in the Congo jungle. Wait, I've seen this one, that's right before Laura Linney starts shooting mutant gorillas with a laser, right?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Putin will have to get reacclimated to an American president not licking his boots
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Detained Belarusian dissident appears in video as furry mounts over 'hijacking' of Ryanair flight" - is how I read this and I'm sticking with it
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby knows where his towel is - do you?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Amazon will begin streaming theater productions, including Bandaiditch Clockersock's "Frankenstein"
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Mon May 24, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Belarus now wants you to believe Hamas sent bomb scare that led to journalist's capture. Not to the airport in Lithuania that the RyanAir flight was on approach to, but the airport in Minsk that it was forced to
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sondland received no quid pro quo, sues pro quid
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Study suggests prestigious grants coming from a continental culture built on the concept of inherent superiority and class warfare might - just maybe - possibly be considered to have a touch of bias. 'obvious' tag loses its head
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Time to blame the Remainers for the UK's ignorance. Again (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun May 23, 2021
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
With gas engines, we have to deal with air pollution and the occasional oil spill. With renewable technology, we'll have to deal with recycling and other types of pollution. Hopefully we have the foresight to get ahead of it all
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Keep calm, and vaccinate on
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Sat May 22, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Poop knife? Naw, you're going to need a poop battle axe to get this down the drain
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(Some Dead Lugosi)
 
 
 
Have a happy, I mean sad and dark World Goth Day. *Mourn*
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Fri May 21, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Drunk broadcaster's incoherent news report from the 1930s goes viral. Drew was this your grandfather?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada, population 37.6 million, ordered 400 million doses of covid vaccinations. Damn greedy frostbacks
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Whelp, it looks like Republicans aren't going to be traveling to Europe anytime soon
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The British can't admit their ignorance over Brexit (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Dogecoin investor says dogecoin is it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
India variant Covid cases rise 160% in a week in the UK
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Thu May 20, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iceland is sadly trapped in their rooms and can't perform live, but luckily the pride of San Marino Flo Rida can pick up the slack. Meanwhile Moldova wants your sugar, your sugar on their tongue. Eurovision Semifinal 2 Live 3 PM ET
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(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Among the factors behind the numbers of Canadians willing to be vaccinated, fewer nutballs
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Arsonist sets fire to Celtic's CEO's house. Suspects include hooligans, ruffians, and very confused Piston fans
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman, Michael Sheen, and Hugh Grant team up for new BBC effort
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Aaaaaannnnd...here come the potential hurricanes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brits need a reminder they can't just show up in France unannounced. This is not a repeat from 1230
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
54% of Americans will believe anything. 5 stars, would believe again
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Wed May 19, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Mysterious metal monoliths. New hotness: Mysterious stone artworks
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
DC Movies: Suicide Squad take on a kaiju-sized starfish. MCU: Here's a one-eyed Cthulhu godthing who enjoys madness, Street Fighter tournaments and Japanese game shows. (Also has great music in his Capcom fighting appearances and victory flexes)
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Tue May 18, 2021
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Remember, if you were told for more than five years that things would go horribly wrong, and then things go horribly wrong precisely as predicted, you can always play the "force majeure" manoeuvre
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The irony of this story does not go unnoticed
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NIMBY asshats have been one of the Great Plagues upon modern society for almost too long to remember. But Los Angeles now has a plan for dealing with them once and for all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Is it an international incident when the wife of an ambassador slaps a retail worker and claims diplomatic immunity?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey stuffed with Britain's plastic waste. And out of season, too
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
World Economic Forum 2021 canceled due to lack of economy
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Mon May 17, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
European leaders seized more power during the pandemic. Finders, keepers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Autonomous ship to travel from Plymouth, England, to Massachusetts, hopefully without "accidental decimation of the local population" this time around
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(France 24)
 
 
 
It's almost as if the entire population of a nation very much behind in getting vaccinated believes holding an international competition in the middle of a pandemic is a bad idea
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(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Ukraine seizes "scientific" Atomik vodak for a glow-in-the-dark buzz, half-lives, Putin's tea
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Sun May 16, 2021
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
All Brits must drink 124 pints each. And....go
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Sunday EPL: Crystal Palace and Aston Villa start the day's action. Spurs look to beat Wolves while hoping West Brom tops Liverpool (notgonnahappen), and Everton has a practice day against Sheffield United. Matches start 7:00 am ET on NBCSN/Peacock+
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Fri May 14, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Portugal, tired of clean beaches and all these pesky Portuguese words, to begin allowing Brits back in on Monday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Solar just got a little cloudy
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Thu May 13, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
It's not all alcoholism, morbid obesity, religious sectarianism and street violence. Sometimes subby is proud to be a Glaswegian
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1940, Prime Minister Winston Churchill announced "I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat," apparently choosing to not mention drunken insults and speeches
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Amazon's new streaming deal is no slam dunk success, but it has some good fundamentals
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The top BoE economist warns of 1970s-style price inflation, the rise of punk, macrame, discotheques, and Maggie Thatcher's ghost
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The easing of Scottish covid restrictions is not a 'free-for-all.' Yet
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Wed May 12, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
The flying of Nazi and Confederate flags prompt investigation of possible hate crime in, Canada?
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(Architectural Digest)
 
 
 
How do you prove to the rest of the super rich that you are Special?
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(SportsNaut)
 
 
 
NFL looking to add Germany to the international games slate
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
He's already cashed all the checks. No doubt about it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Good Morning Britain host declares "The Queen is dead" failing to realize she was, in fact, alive
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
While everyone was giving rock music its last rites, Gojira decided that maybe it wasn't time to get on the cart just yet
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(Komo)
 
 
 
I am a brown bear for the county And I drive the main road Searchin' in the sun for another overload
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Tue May 11, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Canadian experts are short on reopening details. Probably because they've explicitly said Canada isn't reopening yet, but let's pretend this is a Thing
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Trillions of cicadas are about to rise up from the ground and swarm the eastern U.S. ... and one in four Americans say they'd be willing to eat them. Ewww
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Mon May 10, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
News that would have been unimaginable two years ago: Prime Minister authorizes British citizens to hug each other starting next week
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Martin Lewis? Sir Richard Branson here. My wife, Morgan Fairchild, and I have an endorsement deal for you
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Germany goes whole-hog on AstraZeneca and the Johnson
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Walking rugby" (for seniors) is a thing with 60 clubs in England alone. "Never mind the skill, the speed or anything like that, it's the friendship that's the most important thing." Also the post-match beer and Ensure parties are still crazy
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK reduces its Covid alert level from 'Blimey' to 'What's all this then?'
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Sun May 09, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
After 20 years the UK will once again get the beef. In-N-Out to remain exclusively on the other side of the pond
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Because, Florida
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
The UK is now entering its Canada/Quebec phase
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Sat May 08, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If it's not Scottish nationalism, it's CRAP
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"HALIFAX, United Kingdom"? Is the Canadian Free Press Brexiting the east coast now?
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Fri May 07, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
NHS website lets you check the vaccination status of anyone in England as long as you know their date of birth and postcode. But its ok, because no-one could possibly gain access to that sort of data, right?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brussels rejects the UK's false Brexit compromise (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Today in over-inflated news: Man shows off 'world's oldest balloon' that hasn't lost its air in almost 30 years (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In a year where hundreds of thousands of people lost a loved one, companies are slowly realizing that bombarding people with "Hey don't forget mom on Mother's Day" sales pitches might not exactly be the most welcome or sensitive approach
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Thu May 06, 2021
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Cave in Kenya looks to be the oldest human burial in Africa, has a refreshing lack of garbage on the ground from local kids partying and such
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Sadly, history shows that spats over fishing between France and Britain have a habit of getting out of control. It was only in 2018 where scallop catchers were throwing rocks and smoke bombs at one another"
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(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Where are you more likely to encounter a psychopath...a cabin in the woods or a condo in the city?
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
41% of Americans will try to kill their mothers this Sunday
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Welcome to the United States of Narcissism, population YOU
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hey Jude, Paul McCartney is now on the UK's Royal Mail stamps. Will Ringo be so honoured? There will be an answer - let it be
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
UK sending Navy ships to defend Jersey against threatened port blockade by ... France
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Wed May 05, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
The entire Indian delegation to the G7 meeting in the UK are having to isolate following positive Covid tests, but hey, at least they managed to meet the Home Secretary first, eh?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hello? Is it a 2022 Lionel Richie tour you're looking for?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Goldman-Sachs is ending work from home for US workers by June 14th, and expects employees to spend several additional hours a day to commute to large building where they can e-mail and teleconference with colleagues from their desk instead
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Tue May 04, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
President Biden pledges to bring nationwide 5G coverage to 70% of American adults by July 4th
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
It takes a threesome to replace Samantha on the 'Sex in the City' reboot
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Israel fighting 'shadow war,' plans to derail Iranian nuclear agreement even without the support of the Minbari Federation, the Narn Regime, the Vorlons, or the League of Non-Aligned Worlds
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
100 Years Ago: UK split up Ireland into two territories, figuring to reunite them later. Subby will save you the Troubles to tell you it didn't happen
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Covid-19 relay is underway at the Olympics
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Sun May 02, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Virgin wants to open up and let everyone in
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The Premier League rivalry: The Reds and The Red Devils. Can Liverpool get into the top 5? Will Man. United take bragging rights over the champions? Newcastle - Arsenal on the undercard, Spurs - Blades in the late game. Starting 9:00 am ET on NBCSN
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Don't be so quick to think this pandemic is over, the world is now in the midst of the worst coronavirus outbreak yet
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Royal Gazette)
 
 
 
France: we'll just test out these ICBMs over this completely empty patch of Atlantic Ocean. Bermuda: HEY WAIT A MINUTE HERE
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Yorkshire Post)
 
 
 
Apparently, "taking back control" means gaining the ability to buy all your happy British fish from the Norwegians. Chips seen learning to bork bork bork
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lack of bustle in London's Heathrow has officials alarmed now
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(Nature)
 
 
 
1 billion down, 6.674 billion to go
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tardisgaryen
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
A new study out of the University of The Blindingly Obvious in the U.K. wanted to see if there was a connection between kinky sex and drugs. Captain Obvious last seen in a leather cowl carrying a whip
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Patch)
 
 
 
More than 100 rounds fired in home assault. No word on condition of assaulted homes. With self explanatory 'It's coming right for me' mugshot of the house hunter
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
So you accidentally got the wrong second shot. Don't Panic. You may have a delayed superpower response, and some of your new mutations may be disturbing. You are protected, but please notify the CDC if any monster-ism occurs
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
One, two three, four, I declare a Sign War
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Like a musical equivalent of Highlander, what band/artist only put out one album and it's amazing? LGT subbie's pick
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Yes
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Here are some of the things that Millennials are thinking now that they're reaching 40. Grampa Simpson seen off to the side, pointing & saying "It's happening to youuuuu"
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(Boston Standard (UK))
 
 
 
John Richard's has died
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Would you like to know the esoteric history of how fish sticks became a thing? Well, here it is anyway
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Marketing food based on gender is really stupid because we end up with brogurt and lots and lots of donkamole sauce
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
UK spy agency MI5 joins Instagram, will neither confirm or deny posting 'undercover selfies'
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Las Vegas strip clubs given OK to reopen May 1. With pic of what strippers' feet might look like
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(Some Vegan Guy)
 
 
 
Walmart's vegan marshmallows: The treat you want, or the band name you wish you had come up with?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Salmon fisherman floundering after Brexit stance leaves them missing 97% of their catch (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Behold: The master race
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Wed April 21, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Between the poisoning, prison camp, and denial of medical care, Alexi Navalny's supporters are starting to think Putin might want him dead
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Doctors say vaccines are not protecting Canadians from Covid variants because of all the air travel. Stay home, stay safe, sorry
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Uber Eats and Just Eat Takeaway ignite nasty Twitter battle over Uber's entry into German food delivery market, with Just Eat going pay yr workers lol and Uber going stop worrying over yr stock price lol
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Salmond flounders against Sturgeon, vows to give Scotland a new currency and ditch the pound (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden to commit to halving US emissions by 2030
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Woman threatened teens playing basketball with a knife before driving into them. That's definitely a charge
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson vows to end 'ludicrous' trade barriers his Brexit deal created. Article even comes with suitable 'another fine mess I've gotten myself into' pic
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
New antibody-resistant COVID mutation shows up in Texas. Probably because of reasons
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(AP News)
 
 
 
All hail our sparkly vampire queen
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Food and booze prices shown to be inversely linked. We all have our priorities
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thousands of Britons could fly to India before the travel ban and return with mutant Covid
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
New Zealand sides with one China, putting a stick into the Five Eyes
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Half of American adults are now officially not morans
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Someone finally makes something that goes well with my necropants (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun April 18, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
AstraZeneca carries on, announces variant vaccine is on the way
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Sat April 17, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joe Biden's ice cream brings all the tracksuits to the yard
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
The Obvious tag is here for some news about vegetarian and vegan men
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
With covid surging, Thailand is closing its schools, bars, and massage parlors. No thinking, drinking, or winking
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(Vox)
 
 
 
There's a lot of financial incentive behind traffic stops
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Thu April 15, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Greatest Scots boss EVER gives his entire staff a full Monday off when the pubs reopen on April 26 so they can enjoy pints, get drunk and not show up for work on Tuesday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The unmentioned implication being that 2000 years from now, maybe the only thing that will remain of our civilization will be a golden toilet and the engravings that describe its owner
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian Farkers, are we really such prudes that we want to make this our summer election issue?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Fifth of all songs streamed in UK in 2020 were: A) rock, B) pop, C) rap and hip hop
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadians Conservatives decide they want a Section 7 fight that nobody asked for. In Americanian, Section 7 means Roe v Wade
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Wed April 14, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Welcome to Heathrow; I'm sure you're keen to fly away. Please just wait patiently in the health check queue for six hours first
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The UK wins the right to be assholes to fishermen (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CTV News)
 
Weeners
 
Honourable Member Rises in the Canadian House of Commons
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
What we have all have been waiting for: Soldier charged after video of confrontation with Black man
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Brexit has given the UK back its independence and boosted innovation," says man that moved his company to Singapore in 2019
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Normally 'mix and match' is not what one would like to hear in medicine. Normally
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The white man's pants-wetting fear of "Negro domination" is the main reason D.C. hasn't yet become a state
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Brit who had never been to the U.S. describes every state "to the best of his knowledge" and he pretty much nails it
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Guess which popular spring break state had highest single-day increase in COVID-19 cases since early February?
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