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Fri July 03, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
U.S. surpasses global record for new COVID-19 cases recorded in a day. Ummm...WE'RE #1?
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Thu July 02, 2020
(National Post)
 
 
 
Hong Kong activists are now discussing a 'parliament-in-exile' type-thing after the Chinese crackdown. No word as yet on the hookers and blackjack
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
40 years ago today one of the funniest comedies ever made was released. A comedy, you say what is it? A play, movie, etc., of light and humorous character with a happy or cheerful ending. But that's not important right now. Enjoy your lasagna
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Over 1,500 musicians and Radiohead have signed a petition to demand the UK stop damaging live music and toss some money to the industry
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Airbus tells 15,000 to hit the bricks
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(MSN)
 
 
 
TP? pffft. PPE? Old hat. Food staples? We've had our fill. The latest in viral hoarding hotness? cash
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Soccer commentary is full of coded racism. In other news - sky blue, water wet
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Someone at Peloton realized the $2000 stationary bike was limiting their market, classes now available on Roku
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sometimes the UK steps up with honor and dignity
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
EU Aviation Safety Agency suspends Pakistani International Airlines from operating in Europe for 6 months. Recommends teaching pilots to slow down and lower landing gear before landing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not politics, it's science. One graphic explains why the EU doesn't want any American tourists
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"One graphic explains why Americans are facing an EU travel ban". Difficulty: it's somehow not the picture of the MAGA-hat wearer with his mask pulled up over his eyes
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(DW)
 
 
 
European Union opens borders to 14 countries, shiatholes still banned. Sorry, Americans
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaand here come the giant rats
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Unemployment makes it very clear that universal health care would be a benefit to all
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
BRAINSTORM: "Bountygate"? Seriously, "bountygate"? Come on. I hereby summon the power of Fark to come up with a better name for this scandal
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick gets signed to a new contract
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Sun June 28, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
We can now add an invasion of blood-sucking horse flies to the 2020 plot line
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Well the NWSL just lost all of its support among Republicans
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Sat June 27, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Wait... is Dane Cook responsible for the Karen meme? Seriously? Dane Cook?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Poll finds most British people want to stay in EU. If only they could vote on that in some kind of referendum to stop this Brexit idea dead in its tracks
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
So when the COVID-19 vaccine becomes available, who will be the first to get it?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Jenny Slate leaves Big Mouth because she doesn't think it's appropriate to play a character that is half black. Black actor to eventually leave role because it's inappropriate to play a character that is half Jewish
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Wed June 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
An article about how the "most annoying" phrase in the English language is "stealing someone's thunder" when, in fact, everyone knows that the most annoying phrase is "It is what it is"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As if Trump wants to slap $3.1 billion in additional tariffs on goods from the UK, France, Germany and Spain. Items include olives, coffee, chocolate, beer, gin, some trucks and machinery
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Sorry about all that racist stuff; I had a kid and got off YouTube so we're cool, right?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Pariah States of America
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Tue June 23, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
I saw Artificial Cocaine Penis open for Guns 'N Roses on their Use Your Illusion tour back in 1992
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
First they came for Christopher Columbus, and I said nothing, for who cares about that guy anyway. Then they came for the Confederate generals, and I remained silent, for I was not a Bubba. Then they came for Jesus, and I- wait, what?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
So, who lifted travel restrictions so Nigel Farage could attend a Trump rally, anyway? Inquiring minds, and the US House, want to know
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The EU is playing hardball over Brexit while BoJo is trying to find all his marbles (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Scotland says it may take company stakes to keep them from turning into crap
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Japan withdraws its bid for the Women's World Cup three days before vote saying it's an Olympian effort they just can't handle right now
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Covid-19 puts the entire world on hold. Brexit: "On hold, eh? Challenge accepted"
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Focus on substance rather than symbols," says the British clown with the shock wig
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I thought I was anti-racist. Then I looked closer at myself. Then more closely. Then, more closelier"
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Thu June 18, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The Dead Kennedys gain a new member
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Bank of England says the UK's recession is "less bad," but refuses to go so far as to say it's not "doubleplusungood"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Jennifer McClellan launches gubernatorial bid in Virginia, aiming to become the first black woman elected governor in American history
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It's BoJo versus Keir Starmer in a Tory/Labour showdown over the Coronavirus, Brexit, and economy in the House of Commons today. How will the weak-willed Boris fare? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brits, 2016: We want to leave the EU so we can bring back blue passports. Brits, 2020: We don't like the new colour (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Science Times)
 
 
 
You know who else was Austrian?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
To fight loneliness among gamers, the UK's videogame industry is setting up a talk and play weekend
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Tue June 16, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The UK begins human trials on a corona virus vaccine, pre-production on "The Omega Chap"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
With dining rooms reopening, McD's sales are down 5.1% YOY. Given the McHell that was April, that's pretty good McNews
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The UK government understands how to reopen music venues almost as much as it understands what today's music is about
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ursula gives BoJo hope, demands fish (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Trump says he won't watch NFL or soccer if players kneel during national anthem; Roger Goodell may have to let him go
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Finally. As we've all known, The Beatles were really into slavery. Can't Buy Me Love, indeed
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
The latest thing Trump will screw up during tariff battles with EU, China? Lobstahs
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
The top metal band in 30 different countries. Enjoy the diversity
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Sun June 14, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A Black Lives Matter hero, who happens to be black, carried a stricken "far-right" rival. who happens to be white, to safety saying: "I want equality for all" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Another day, another entitled white woman
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Same as it ever was
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
At the end of the day, it seems Brexit was just about fish (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK's economy shrank a record 20.4% in April. To put this in perspective, during the Great Recession it shrank by no more than one point in a month. Blimey
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Scottish Parliament votes for immediate suspension of tear gas, rubber bullet and riot shield exports to a "racist state" who uses them as "weapons of oppression" to "brutalise marginalise communities". Yes, that's the US they're talking about
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Unilever unifying its bi-headed legal structure to a monoculture
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
British Airways is auctioning off artwork to raise cash, which demonstrates its commitment to solvency. In other news, BA has at least one piece valued at $1.3mil
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
EU now openly asking the UK to delay leaving the EU
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Headline: "The 10 most expensive cities to be an expat." With China, the US, Japan, Switzerland, Singapore, and others on the list, an ex-pat from where?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The US Soccer Federation lifts their ban on kneeling during the national anthem
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Black Lives Matter gets a 1 million dollar donation as part of the BTSARMY match initiative, sight unseen
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Wed June 10, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
White Trump supporters kneel at Black Lives Matter protest to show support of.......Wait. They WHAT? Oh for fark's sake
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Tue June 09, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
How to deal with microaggressions, like when those gas-huffing modmins turn my beautiful greenlight into a redlit thread for NO REASON AT ALL YOU BASTARDS
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Man holds sign on corner to help address uncomfortable conversations on race
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In retrospect, competing in the Miss Hitler contest might have been a mistake
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
♪ ♪ It's gonna take a lot for WTO to drag its top job away for you, it's nothing that a hundred countries or more could ever do, the top trade job is going to Africa, gonna take some time to grow the GDP It never haaaaaaaaaaad ♪ ♪
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The new UK travel quarantine rules are a stunt according to Ryanair's boss, who's really just chapped because he can't figure out how to turn them into a penny-ante additional fee
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study indicates that shutdowns prevented over 60 million Coronavirus infections in April
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Any day now, we swear. Really, now officially clickbait
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Sun June 07, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
It's not unusual to turn 80 on Sunday
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Fri June 05, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Yesterday's crazy Clawman of NYC is today's incarcerated jackass
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
Powerful
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Eighty years ago today Winston Churchill gave his "we shall fight on the beaches" speech after the miracle at Dunkirk
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
#BirdingWhileBlack is a damn cool thing
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(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
No, we're not going to farking do Stonehenge
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Police called to the scene say the man was screaming outside, shouting: "I am God." Jesus heard muttering to himself, go home Dad, you're drunk
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Kate leaves black people alone when they're sitting in a park. Karen calls the cops because she can't fathom a black person living in her neighborhood. Don't be like Karen
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(Vox)
 
 
 
How to be a good white ally, according to the people who need said allies
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Geez why are there no peaceful protests
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
The city that never sleeps will have an 8pm to 5am curfew the rest of the week
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We have now entered the final phase of the Trump Era, says some guy unfamiliar with classic fusion/funk band Living Colour
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Canada: "Russia is NOT welcome in the G-7 (and we say that in the most polite way possible")
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EasyJet says it's ready to resume summer flights for its passenger
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(The Verge)
 
Weeners
 
First they came for the BBC fans
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The 'Saudi game of thrones' continues as European legislators demand release of jailed prince, in move that will no doubt start strong and end up a hackneyed disappointment
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
"This must stop. We need justice. We need leadership"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dennis Rodman urges protesters to stop looting and causing damage and start protesting the right way; with blackjack and hookers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Long lines are built as the Belfast Ikea reopens
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How would Minneapolis look to Western media...if Minneapolis were a foreign country?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
JR Smith shows a protestor you don't mess with his truck
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Homeowners in the UK fear a hosepipe ban for the summer, putting lawn competitions on the backburner
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Family violence has increased during the pandemic. Board games: not even once
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
#1 overall draft pick Joe Burrow Tweets "Black community needs our help"; awkwardly follows up with "Red wizard needs food badly" and "Blue warrior is about to die"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
246 million-year-old pregnant ichthyosaur discovered in Nevada. Why yes, she was playing slots
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Karen has heard enough from these managers, takes action
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain changes COVID-19 Alert Level to "Don't tear the pants out of it"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Little child says he didn't want to play with those guys anyway
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Sat May 30, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
What do people dealing with flooding need? Water. But, not just any water. They need strip club water
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
During the pandemic the minimalist movement is facing some little hurdles
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
American B-1Bs get a friendly escort over the Black Sea. Fark: MiGs and Sukhois, for the first time ever
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ireland panics over Brexit, realizes too late they should have invoked the Bono Clause (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump is virtually the only world leader who has not done a memorial for the victims of Coronavirus
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Thu May 28, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Easyjet has a problem with a third of its workforce
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Britain reporting "big surge" in...holiday bookings?
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Tue May 26, 2020
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
This weekend ESPN will host All-Star Wife-Bullying Peloton Ride with over a dozen all-star pro athletes and overbearing husband/coaches
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Now that Memorial Day celebrations are over, let's look towards a new type of hero
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Seven little-known facts about dragonflies. No, they can't sew your mouth shut while you sleep
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Smells like teen spirit - Museum of Youth Culture wants you to send in your pics of you and your pimply mates and tell them of your teenage sins
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese man busted after swimming across Imperial moat to reach palace grounds, didn't even get to learn if princess was in another castle
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And the speeding trifecta is finally completed by...a tow truck?
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Problem: How to effectively trial a vaccine when COVID-19 transmission within the community of test subjects is so low?
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BoJo is a 5G truther (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri May 22, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
British theatre is on the brink of collapse
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Is it time to stop giving carers the clap? Use protection when having sex with front line workers, people
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Skittles...taste the um, greyness?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump hopes to infect world leaders by still hosting the G-7
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Hong Kong is lost
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
That's a nice, round number, 300 million doses
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Thu May 21, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
♫♫ Five. Five million. Five million 'fections. ♫♫ It is the way
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Sweden braces for deep economic crisis as it turns out viruses don't give a damn about right-wing libertarian masturbatory fantasies
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Wed May 20, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Russian scientist in London uses selfie stick to catch Ichthyosaur, who apparently skipped "What is bait" lesson because his nan died
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Tue May 19, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
The UK plans to hand all of England's health data over to Amazon, Google, and Microsoft. Let's see if anyone notices
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Finally some good news: A large group of Americans is already immune to coronavirus. Hooray. We have done it, now we can safely re-ope...excuse me, I skipped a word there: they are immune to EVIDENCE on coronavirus. Sorry, my bad
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
96-year-old woman speaks Welsh for the first time in forty years, in a victory either for preserving knowledge of older times or for knocking back eight martinis in a single sitting
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
UK television studios outline safety measures for productions so we can go back to getting our 8 season series with 32 total episodes
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Stilton sales stilted. You submitted this with a cheesier headline
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bank of England considers using negative interest rates and buying riskier assets to save its economy because after witnessing the firepower of the fully armed and operational Boris Johnson, why not go all in with every desperate measure imaginable
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Sat May 16, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK teachers: "Don't reopen schools." School leaders: "Don't reopen schools." Doctors: "Don't reopen schools." Government: "Stop squabbling between yourselves so we can settle on a plan to reopen schools"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
He's shooting down Nazis with the angels now. Jerzy Glowczeski, believed to be the last of the Polish pilots who flew for the RAF in WW2, brought down at 97 by Covid-19
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Senior UK government adviser says BoJo's air passenger quarantine plan "doesn't make sense" at this stage of the pandemic, but they desperately want to shut that stable door
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Welp, looks like Jordan might start shooting at Israel if the West Bank gets annexed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who is hacking Europe's supercomputers and why?
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Employee anxious over nine-week-old banana left rotting away in desk drawer at work
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
BuzzKill
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Wed May 13, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Declassified UK court documents reveal incarceration of Irish nationalist Gerry Adams was unlawful. Subsequent escape convictions and 18 month prison sentence quashed on appeal
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
'Murder hornets' spotted in the UK. As usual, the Sun has a calm, rational headline to alleviate any fears the British people may have...uh oh (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The UK's GDP shrinks by a record 5.8% in March, which is something like 9.2 fahrenheit with the VAT and time change included
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Manafort gets to spend his prison sentence like the rest of us
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
It tastes like bubblegum and cough medicine, it's 15% alcohol and has as much caffeine as 10 cans of coke. Just what you need for a night out robbin'
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Suspicious looking man with a large flat screen TV jogs for two miles with nothing happening to him. Of course he was white
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Release your inner poet and write a Haiku. Theme: "In the Time of the Covid" Here's Subby's: You must shop early / The plague rats rise not at dawn. / Avoid them and Covid
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ryanair passengers will have to ask permission to use the bathroom. £15 bathroom request fee and £40 bathroom sanitizing fee soon to follow
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
U.S. diplomat's wife who killed a motorcyclist while driving on the wrong side of the road: "I have diplomatic immunity." Interpol: "It's been revoked"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Owner of house under construction in Ahmaud Arbery case said nothing was stolen. And the defense of the brave shooters is now that it doesn't matter because he was trespassing and then ran away because he totally knew the police had been called
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Sat May 09, 2020
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
The 5Gidiot movement is spreading on the winds of social media despite having no grounds in science or common sense
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hope that London vacation you'd booked is more than 15 days long. Bonus: free lodging for the first two weeks
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Sunset selfies, or what we do with the shadows
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Sun, I am disappoint
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump now seeking overseas funding to bail out his businesses. Bonus: Eric Trump says it's about helping ordinary people out of work, not the business itself
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Do not despair, do not yield." Victory in Europe, 75 years ago today
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Tue May 05, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Make Way For Ducklings": Houston Reboot
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Madonna flew from UK to NY to attend photographer's birthday party
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
A Covid-19 vaccine may not be ready any time soon, especially when the U.S. government refuses to put any money towards it
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stinky Cat's US extradition case to resume in September
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(Commentary Magazine)
 
 
 
How you interpret the coronavirus numbers coming out of Sweden determines which political bubble you are in
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Coronavirus worried it might have contracted a case of Piers Morgan
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Who was that masked man who licked a woman on the subway? Seriously, police want to know
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Thu April 30, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Get ready for a "Jurassic Park 3" special digital edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
72-year-old UK man has completed a solo trans-Atlantic rowing trip in 96 days. Asks if he's missed anything
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
"Why Marvel Really Chose Iron Man To Be The MCU's First Movie"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spain and Germany rule out tourism hopes
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists are experimenting with estrogen for males suffering from COVID-19 infection. Side-effects include earning 22% less per hour and being able to locate objects in the junk drawer
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It appears that Gordon Ramsay is not only an arrogant celebrity chef, he's also one of those those arrogant douchenozzle cyclists, here he is being filmed jumping a red light and almost causing crash
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Let's all watch together as Mike Pompeo pretends that Donald Trump had nothing to do with blowing up the Iran nuclear deal
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wow, Texas and Iowa governors can go fark themselves
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
China accuses U.S. of 'telling barefaced lies' over Coronavirus, possibly after hurriedly putting on a fake mustache
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Mon April 27, 2020
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Always check the residence address three times before demolition or gorilla-suit pranks
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The UK will have to be socially distant for a wee bit longer (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun April 26, 2020
(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Call in bomb threat on personal cellphone to get out of work because you're "having a bad day?" Your day's going to get a lot worse
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Weasels, angry they can't make money off of a family that wishes no part of their shenanigans, call the subjects self absorbed for refusing to dance for them
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
You won't let me dunk on you. So I'm going to take my ball and go home
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Arson attacks on UK cell towers alarm US officials concerned over conspiracy theories. Deep State unavailable for comment
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The roots of the annual Brexit festival held in Brussels, sponsored by the British government, have faded into obscurity
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump says Boris Johnson is in great shape which means he's probably dying as we speak
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(BBC)
 
 
 
BBC article fails to deliver on its sexy-party headline: "Shoppers swap clothes for alcohol amid record sales drop"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Dear Americans; please don't inject our product into you, despite what Trump says." Sincerely, Lysol
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The first rule of Dinner Party is you don't talk about Dinner Party
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Thu April 23, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish lockdown to be lifted in phases, no doubt starting with Loch Ness, moving to Loch Lomand, and ending with drunkenly stabbing someone in the neck with a broken beer bottle outside a bar at 2 AM
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Did you see that ludicrous display last night? The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk in the park without social distancing
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Coronavirus has caused 26 million in the US to lose their jobs and, in many cases their health insurance but it's a pandemic, there's nothing we can do to help that. Look at Europe which has also been hit just as hard...they?..son-of-a-
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Just have a "jerking off" meme running in the corner of the screen
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Twenty. Six. Million
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists are reporting they are seeing a mystery illness killing tits. No word on the report that seeing tits causes kittens to be killed
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Our fumbling response to the pandemic is being called "A crippling blow to America's prestige", but, let's be honest with ourselves, that ship pretty much sailed on November 8th, 2016
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Harassing and threatening the grocery store staff? That's a public shamin', on camera and plastered on the internet. Thanks, Dad
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Probably for the same reason she refers to herself as "we"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The White House yanked the Surgeon General from the airwaves after he dared to mention the disparity in healthcare between blacks and whites
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With everyone stuck at home and trying to bake, interest in banana bread has never been higher. "Bananas, after all, are the world's second-most-popular fruit after the tomato"
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Mon April 20, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Harry and Meghan say they won't cooperate with UK tabloids. The Sun is there and it will burn them
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Mark Subby's words, there will be pitchforks and torches coming out in Ireland if they try to keep pubs closed for 18 months until a coronavirus vaccine is found (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
They say to me "Sir, we think you're doing a great job"
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at the current state of testing in the UK. Surely it's now ramped up fully and all testers are working nonstop. Oh, for fark's sake
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(Cherokee Tribune & Ledger)
 
Weeners
 
Dick gets beaten at state election commission meeting
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
HBD to Jennifer Garner, alias *RAWR*
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Some Wanker)
 
 
 
Visit Britain encourages people to engage in virtual tourism through great literature, but only includes works from England--sparking vehement, incomprehensible outrage from Scotland and Wales
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Dave's not here, man. He's gone for a naked bike ride to celebrate his 70th birthday (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed April 15, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Moxley retain the AEW Title in a one-of-a-kind, never-done-before Empty Arena Match? WILL Finn Balor free his Demon on Fabian Aichner? WHAT'S happening with Double Or Nothing? The Wednesday Night Wars continue @ 8pm EDT on USA, TNT
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Sadly America is not ready for the kind of grief that will be inflicted soon on the country because of the coronavirus pandemic
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
🎵 Barr goes to a land down under, where the Aussies need help asunder, can't you see, the blackmail Barr is his blunder, they've been watching Trump since the Taj went under, still he flew to a land down under 🎵
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Over one-third of social media users have been exposed to misleading information or outright lights on Covid-19
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Let's go to Rand Paul to see if he's one of the congressional Republicans backing Trump on his claim to "total" authority over the states on coronavirus: Oh my
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tired of those regular, boring, stuffy Zoom meetings? Why not add a goat or a llama to your meeting?
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Donald Trump cements his legacy as the ditherer-in-chief
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman strips naked and jumps on top of police cruiser after being released on bail for violating lockdown mandate. And since it was not in America, the giggity tag can actually be used
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(BBC)
 
 
 
6,000 people more than usual died in England and Wales last week ... but only 3,475 deaths were linked to coronavirus. Nobody knows yet why so many other people are dying. Nobody. No guesses as to why, either. Quitters, probably
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The UK tried and failed three times to partake in the chance to buy bulk PPEs with the EU
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The fork was once considered immoral, unhygienic and a tool of the devil, and other weird facts about everyday household objects
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
A top UK scientist is '80 percent' confident that a vaccine for COVID-19 will be ready in six months. Cross your fingers, folks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
While you're busy trying to not become a casualty in the current pandemic, Trump is quietly working on withdrawing the US from another major international agreement
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Governors, you're on your own
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump privately suggests we consign millions to painful deaths
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Fri April 10, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Subby has found old nails and the odd coin when digging in his garden, but never a car
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Those nurses who risked their lives wearing trash bags as protection in order to take care of coronavirus patients? Now they've tested positive. At least the trash bag companies are making a profit
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Indian badminton star calls out national sports TV network for airing classic cricket matches 24/7, asks them to mix in some badminton and other sports to protect children from cruel and unusual punishment
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Alright, which one of you Farkers illustrated this week's Economist cover?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
GOP worries Trump has just weeks to sharpen coronavirus response. America worries it has just weeks to death on a ventilator
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Wilderness isn't something you can preserve. It's something you have to create
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Extra £10,000 offered to "essential" employees working from home. Difficulty: MPs (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Axios)
 
 
 
ESPN hit hardest by coronavirus, Gorilla Channel remains relatively unscathed
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Milk baths...FOR EVERYONE
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(Annaghmakeown)
 
 
 
Irish language signage to put further strains on the local economy and intimidate the local residents
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
UK launches new super stealthy 320ft nuclear submarine which can detect enemies as far away as NYC. Subby had no idea the Brits still have something against us Yanks (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue April 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Headline: "US coronavirus death count likely an underestimate. Here's why" Yep, 1st photo says it all, or just turn on Fark Preview on m.fark.com
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Servicemember on USNS Comfort tests positive for COVID 19. Which they almost certainly contracted in Norfolk prior to departure, and brought to NY with them. Nice job everyone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hold my tiara, I'm about to wreck some shiat
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Iceland, which has no naturally occurring arachnid population, is importing giant tarantulas for their zoo, setting the stage for an inevitable viking/giant mutated spider sword fight to the death
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Video games starting to add content urging gamers to stay at home and maintain social isolation. Seems like preaching to the choir, but whatever helps, I guess
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The rich are just like all the rest, quarantining ourselves in our private compounds or on our ranches, all of us getting food hand delivered from big cities. Covid-19 is just a big equalizer
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth II quotes Vera Lynn in rare public speech about Covid-19
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(MSN)
 
 
 
After Modi discussed the global supply chain for drugs and other medical supplies with Trump, India places a total ban on exports of hydroxychloroquine
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(MSN)
 
 
 
After Modi discussed the global supply chain for drugs and other medical supplies with Trump, India places a total ban on exports of hydroxychloroquine
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Sat April 04, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The earliest surviving record of the F-word has been found in a National Library of Scotland vault. Like most things Scots say you can barely understand what "wan frkkit funling" means
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Since the US won't do it, China is donating ventilators to New York. Welcome to Costco, I love you
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Fri April 03, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Coronavirus pandemic now making the Earth shake less. Here's the science as to why
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Trump always look on the bright side of life? *Whistles* Will Pence discover life's a piece of shiat when he looks at it? Will Mother take a final bow? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Those Coronavirus models you're supposed to believe? Don't believe them
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Thu April 02, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Will clowns harvest fruit and vegetables? Will this make them taste funny?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Need a break? Quick one? Maybe from the kids? Maybe with the kids? Quick animation here to take your mind off stuff for a second. Click it. Quick
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Trump was just kidding; he knew all along that thousands could die, but he didn't want to be, like, a total bummer
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Tue March 31, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada just passed their stimulus: $8,000 per person - $2k per month for four months. Enjoy your one-time $1200 or less, America
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Researchers user ground penetrating radar to uncover Nazi concentration camp buried in Sylt
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Not to worry anyone, but the Royal Navy is monitoring 'unusually high levels of activity' by Russian warships in English Channel
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Ken Shimura, who was described as Japan's Robin Williams, has died of Coronavirus at 70
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Imperial blood defeats foreign virus. Bonus buried lede: the UK self-isolates for 7 days not 14
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Where do curses come from? In English, swear words often have Germanic origins. So what colorful phrases can Farkers dream up? To get you started: "Trump you"; "Go Trump Yourself"; "Get Trumped" Bonus: what will the Fark filter turn them into?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Brooke Shields inconsolable
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a moment of honesty Boris Johnson pretty much summed up the outcome of any of his decisions
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Sat March 28, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump Administration decides that an Indian Reservation would be a great place for a hotel
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
US Navy cancels 2020 Fleet Week in New York City because of COVID-19 pandemic. Funny, mass transmission of diseases never stopped it before
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Fri March 27, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
EarthGov today announced detection of a new Novel Coronavirus with the potential to reach pandemic stage. However additional medical personnel from Central Health are already being sent to help neutralize the illness at the source
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Asshat goes for drunken ride, learns he can be charged with violating a stay-at-home order along with his DUI
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House coronavirus task force coordinator assures America there's no way 20 percent of the population will be infected with coronavirus, there are plenty of ICU beds and ventilators, and the orange Kool-Aid is refreshingly delicious
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brexiteers see Coronavirus as a benefit to Remainers (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
You know how that one annoying coworker doesn't know how "reply all" works? This is a similar type of email snafu, except people will die
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Wed March 25, 2020
(River Bender)
 
 
 
Man licks deodorants at Walmart, posts on social media, given third Degree. Bravo. Very Suave
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Tue March 24, 2020
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Make light of the coronavirus situation with some working from home memes that sum up everyone's mood right now
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Turns out coronavirus can be harmful to pets after all: Dog sprains tail from too much wagging because his human friend is home all the time
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Now might be a really good time to get a TB vaccination
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hello muddah, hello faddah. Coronavirus has reached *cough* Grenada
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This just in: snails REALLY REALLY love to get it on (not safe for work language)
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Sat March 21, 2020
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Next on the coronavirus hit parade: internet rationing
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Fri March 20, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New CBA allows sportsbooks in NFL stadiums. Fans of Colts, Bears, Giants, Jets, Steelers, Eagles, Lions, and Raiders to go broke first, with Broncos, Panthers, and Titans fans next
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Whoever is sniffling, please mute your microphone. Also, really? Working at home is not childcare. Donald, put Eric down for a nap
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Zero. Point. Almost zero
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(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Stuck at home? Bored with the lack of sports? Good news, as the crack dealers at Sports Interactive have made Football Manager 2020 free to play for a week
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's just rewind to Christmas and pretend none of this is happening
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Brits say "We got the virus, now where's our porn?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This COVID-19 virus is one stubborn bastard. South Korea and Taiwan are seeing a resurgence in cases
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Artists use make-up to protest against facial recognition cameras. Looks like they used Homer Simpson's make-up gun to apply it
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is back and it's infecting all of Asia, hey now, hey now, Coronavirus is back
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Tue March 17, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Voters go to the polls in Arizona, Florida and Illinois... but not Ohio. We're still social distancing and dancing with ourselves. Let's stop, drop on the sofa and watch MSNBC at the special start time of 7 PM Eastern
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(Metro)
 
 
 
McDonald's promises to ditch the only reason kids want Happy Meals by 2021
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fears grow in the UK the Winchester and other pubs like it may never recover from Coronavirus, meaning you may have to grab that pint at home
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
UK government: "Er, we had another look and it turns out 'let it spread and everyone dies', was meant to be a warning, not the plan"
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Mon March 16, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Everything's closed. The guy in the Uncle Sam costume should've told you. The only thing not closed is the MSNBC Primetime thread, f*ck me running Monday edition, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Text messages about a national quarantine lockdown are part of a foreign disinformation campaign. Not to worry, American citizens, the Trump Administration isn't nearly as competent or coordinated enough for that kind of effort
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Probably NSFW. There's a novel 2 for 1 deal that will ease the pasta shortage. Just tell the kids it's a lighthouse on the rocks
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(NPR)
 
 
 
CBP: how not to do social distancing
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Sun March 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Federal Reserve cuts rates to zero
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
And here comes the fake coronavirus testing kits
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(Bangkok Post)
 
 
 
Old and busted: US created coronavirus and blamed it on China. New hotness: US tried to purchase German vaccine under development for our exclusive use
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Fri March 13, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The UK fails to keep its biggest Brexit promise - some people are not getting blue passports, and those that did complain that it is the wrong shade of blue (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Countries holding local elections this year, step forward. Not so fast England
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
So, it's like this: We're boned. Still, we can kick back in the virtual living room, chat and enjoy the Fresh Hell Friday edition of the MSNBC Primetime block, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brazilian president has tested positive for COVID-19. I didn't know there were that many presidents
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Happy Dead Cat Bounce Friday
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Trump is using Coronavirus to advance drunk uncle Bannon's racist nazi agenda
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
My stars, who could have predicted Trump would be such a bad crisis manager. Oh I don't know, how about EVERYONE
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Thu March 12, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Travel bans, events cancelled, sports seasons suspended. Still, we have each other to watch the Thirsty Thursday edition of the MSNBC Primetime block with, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
1929 had Black Thursday. 1987 had Black Monday. 2020 had both... in the same week
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
I'm not saying we're restricting domestic travel yet, but you might want to not make any future travel plans at the moment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In other news, Trump administration announces formation of the the Department of Walking Backwards. Speculation has Jared Kushner likely pick for department head
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I don't think there's confusion around Trump's coronavirus speech," says a confused Mike Pence
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
"Trump's coronovirus address failed in our biggest time of need" is the headline from those liberals at the...Washington Examiner
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Of the many lies in Donald Trump's Coronavirus address, the biggest was that we as a country are "more prepared" than any other country
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mike Pence says that there's been 'irresponsible rhetoric' from people downplaying coronavirus
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
European Union: You're going to ban what now?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Guess what the United Kingdom, Ireland, Bulgaria, Croatia and Romania have in common, other than being exempt from Trump's coronavirus travel ban? Go on, guess
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(BBC)
 
 
 
British student sent home for selling hand sanitiser at school. His mum said that "it was hard to discipline her son when his dad called to say he was a [expetive deleted] legend, and that her son plans to use the £9 he made to buy a kebab"
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Wed March 11, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man strikes again. This time, he's naked and throwing rocks at cars
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: "Dither and Delay". New Brexit Hotness: "Disease and Delay"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
What's the world coming to when you can't trust financial projections from the side of a bus full of assholes?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Karma?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Think wearing gloves will reduce your risk of catching coronavirus? It will, if by "reduce" you really mean "increase"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out Britain's economy was already dead before it got sick
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The last five years were the warmest ever recorded. Not cool, man. Not cool
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Tue March 10, 2020
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Lawyers for Harvey Weinstein: OK, so maybe our client did rape and harass a bunch of women. But I think if you'll take a minute to consider how far he has fallen in the public eye, you'll agree he's been punished enough already. We good?
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Mon March 09, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CamAnal Leaker says to expect more Chicanery
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(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
MSNBC continues it's winning streak .... yeah winning
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Now that UK confirms three Coronavirus deaths, Boris Johnson urged to hold Cobra meeting since GI Joe is useless
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Sun March 08, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
France fisheries in panic as the UK thinks it owns the oceans (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Like a Sturgeon, ruining Scottish independence for the very first time (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat March 07, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
G-g-g-ghost planes!
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Fri March 06, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
He must have had a big-ass hovercraft
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania governor confirms the first two cases of Coronavirus in his state reminds residents that in the state its available ONLY by the case, and only from licensed package stores
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
BBC may bring BBC Youth back to television, four years after kicking it online
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Thu March 05, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Zodiac killer wants to fight extradition
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Chief UK Medical Officer: You're getting SARS-CoV-2, and you're getting SARS-CoV-2, everyone in this audience is getting SARS-CoV-2. It's now my job to make sure you all don't get it at once
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK moves to Part two of coronavirus plan, could soon move on to part three, then part four, and after that the epilogue and appendices
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"I spent $500 million and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why do such ancient people run America?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
We were close to a coronavirus vaccine years ago, but then the funding dried up. Enjoy your pandemic
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