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Mon February 06, 2023       What do coke dealers and the British regent have in common, besides knowledge of Prince Andrew? They both wear a spoon source: atlasobscura.com   |   share: 15   Sun February 05, 2023       Gabriel + Eno = not a headline from 1974 source: consequence.net   |   share: 12         Scots mum shows the internet world she digs it as a digger girl, revels in her role as a model for women who are keen to work in what was once regarded as a man's world source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: 60         Liz Truss is completely delusional source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 149   (Some Land Down Under)       It's been long coming but Livvy's state memorial concert has finally been announced for those who were hopelessly devoted to her source: vic.gov.au   |   share: 8   Sat February 04, 2023 (Some Burger Chef)       Seems like people don't like having their way at BK source: tellmebest.com   |   share: 60         Latest food you're cooking wrong...rice, rice, baby? (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 24         Older TFers: List things about the 1970s no one would know unless they lived through the 1970s source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: 222         Did Germany HAVE to send this number of tanks? source: politico.eu   |   share: 92   Fri February 03, 2023       After 30 years, the UK's most powerful supercomputers still can't forecast British weather three days out. Three letters to assist you, CPU: B-A-D source: theguardian.com   |   share: 18         So, there was ~one~ Brexit success source: fortune.com   |   share: 33         Arizona was the most popular state to move to in 2022, because who doesn't want to move to a state you have to share with rattlesnakes, scorpions, and Kari Lake? source: thehill.com   |   share: 57         Putin is going full Kim Jong-Un. Somebody needs to tell him that you never go full Kim Jung-Un source: msn.com   |   share: 39   Thu February 02, 2023       BBC to merge its disparate news channels into one "BBC News" channel, presenting opportunity to cut costs by sacking some old-fart BBC presenters source: theguardian.com   |   share: 7         Today in lazy headline writing: "Devastated Photographer Sent Bags of White Powder Instead of $3K Camera." Who did he send them to, and why would he do that? source: petapixel.com   |   share: 9   (Some Guy)       That's no moon, but it could still be made of cheese, Gromit source: toonado.com   |   share: 6         Shell reports record profits of $40B for last year. Oh, and they also polluted the entire of country of Nigeria and plan to give them nothing to clean up source: cnbc.com   |   share: 14         Let's visit the sleepy town of Bungay in the UK, known as the Satanist capital with many residents identifying as devil-worshippers. Probably due to a devil dog, known as Black Shuck, which terrorised the town in 1577 (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 23         Gluttony is back on the menu source: king5.com   |   share: 21         "For this year's Red Nose campaign we've completely revolutionized the design by engineering advanced materials and leveraging our unique technologies to deliver a truly incredible clown-nose-wearing experience unlike anything the world has yet seen" source: macworld.com   |   share: 19   Wed February 01, 2023       Indie musician is blasted for being a hypocrite after writing satirical song about rich people. So she patiently explains how working successfully for 20 years, touring widely, and releasing a few albums gets you $30,000 a year and 200 grand in debt source: thenation.com   |   share: 59         Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure-grain alcohol? source: cnn.com   |   share: 25         Scroll, scroll, scroll your way to an Idiocracy source: thebulletin.org   |   share: 13         Ozzy Osbourne physically incapable of touring or performing, nor could he ever sing source: deadline.com   |   share: 69   (Some Guy)       Man shocked....SHOCKED to learn Thai chicken snack contains.....Thai chicken source: devonlive.com   |   share: 15         Chippie becomes UK-famous for selling £40 box of "The Codfather" - 18lb worth of fish and chips. That's 8kg of food in non-English weight source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 17   Tue January 31, 2023       They were out of duct tape? (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 58         IMF announces that global economy is slightly less doomed than previously thought. Doomscrolling intensifies source: apnews.com   |   share: 17         Maybe they were feeding someone that was buried alive. You know like those tubes they used to put in caskets in case you're buried alive source: wgme.com   |   share: 19       Stumped Aussie wombat stranded in middle of lake rescued by those intent on letting its 'skull-crushing' rump fight on. It's the Australian way source: 9news.com.au   |   share: 4         The Becky bottle opener. You can bet someone has a problem with this source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 35         Just how well is BREXIT going? So well that the IMF predicts the UK's economy will perform worse than *RUSSIA'S*. Anglebert Slaptyback to explain why this is really Remainer's fault source: bbc.com   |   share: 131         Kinda misses the whole point of license plates source: klkntv.com   |   share: 62   Mon January 30, 2023       Even Russia's fake tanks are crap, apparently source: futurism.com   |   share: 61         Claw machine expert shares his little-known hack for winning the tricky game every time. Sadly says nothing about getting your kid out of one source: irishmirror.ie   |   share: 23         Good news, UK Farkers: You can now use "fark" all you want in the workplace source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 7   Sun January 29, 2023       What does God need with a Super Bowl ad? source: cnn.com   |   share: 191         JFC, have these people no shame? Liz Truss stages a comeback with "It's not my policies that were wrong, it was the lack of public support that was wrong". How do they still even exist outside the penalty box...Rupert? source: theguardian.com   |   share: 90         Mad Vlad orders strippers and pole dancers to be sent to the frontline for 'special morale parties' to mark the anniversary of the invasion of Ukraine. No word of rubles being sent to throw as too many are currently being used for soldiers eyes (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 105         Yep. That'll totally work source: news.sky.com   |   share: 26   Sat January 28, 2023       On this day 65 years ago, a Danish masochist filed a patent for the most painful form of torture for adult bare feet source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: 25   (Some Guy)       Between 1939-1941, New York City attempted to photograph every building in the 5 boroughs. These are those photos. dun-dun source: 1940s.nyc   |   share: 34         Noflybe source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 6   Fri January 27, 2023       Bregets source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 65   Thu January 26, 2023       Journalist thinks of 8 ways to make buying concert tickets better. List is worthless without breaking up Ticketmaster/Live Nation source: bbc.com   |   share: 43   Wed January 25, 2023       The mastermind behind the RSOCKS Proxy Botnet told the Bulgarian court in September 2022, "I am not a criminal and I will prove it in an American court." Has now pleaded guilty to being a criminal in an American court and is facing 20 years in prison source: krebsonsecurity.com   |   share: 4         That burned-down Tennessee mansion from a few days ago has found a buyer. New owners probably boasting they got it at a fire sale price source: bbc.com   |   share: 40         Human/frog hybrid Nigel Farage blasts UK PM Sunak over Channel-crossing crisis, urges him to Brexit harder (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk   |   share: 25         King Charles's real estate company is among those suing Elmo for nonpayment of rent source: bbc.com   |   share: 8   Tue January 24, 2023       Ketchup? Catsup? Mayonnaise? An unholy combination of every sauce in the house? What do you dip your French fries in? source: atlasobscura.com   |   share: 87         The US is at 3.96. That would be a great GPA, but it's a lousy GVD source: npr.org   |   share: 204         Nuke plant to replace emergency sirens with mobile alerts. So if you don't have a mobile phone, but screaming people with melting flesh are fleeing past you, just ask them if anything's wrong source: wric.com   |   share: 50         Russia's new commander in the Ukraine is focusing on what really matters in this conflict: frequency of shaving source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 56   Mon January 23, 2023       It's The Daily Show with Wanda Sykes for tonight and the next two nights. How will she compare to last week's Leslie Jones? Who'll be the permanent host? And when do we get Al Franken? 11 ㏘ on Comedy Central source: imdb.com   |   share: 24         Brexit has lost us 25% of sales. We even tried opening a warehouse in the Netherlands at the end of 2021 to ensure costly paperwork would only have to be done per truckload crossing from Dover rather than per individual unit. But sales didn't recover source: theguardian.com   |   share: 33   Sun January 22, 2023       Sunday Premier League starts off @ 9:00 am ET with Leeds hosting Brentford and Man Citeh taking on Wolves. MoTD at 11:30 Arsenal and Man United. The Gunners want to avenge their only loss so far, can United make it a clean sweep? On Peacock/USA/NBC source: scores.nbcsports.com   |   share: 140         Day 333 of WW3: A close ally of Putin in the Orc Duma has warned that the world faces a "global catastrophe" if Washington and NATO countries supply weapons that threaten Russian territories. Broken record. It's your Sunday Ukraine war discussion source: theguardian.com   |   share: 448   Sat January 21, 2023       If the Simpsons were set in England, by Jove source: mymodernmet.com   |   share: 28   Fri January 20, 2023       Scientists unsure why English crabs are dying, rule out pollution and combs with crooked teeth source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 16         Spiffy: Nearly three quarters polled said they wanted a four day work week. Facepalm: In exchange for working 10 hours a day instead of 8 source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: 49   Thu January 19, 2023       The trees just don't feel like screaming anymore source: kiro7.com   |   share: 37         Newly released materials show that Virgin was desperate to achieve insertion despite issue during wet dress rehearsal (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk   |   share: 1         Remember when we joked about how Republicans would claim Joe Biden's classified documents were on Hunter Biden's laptop? It's actually even dumber than that source: nypost.com   |   share: 100         Today's Russian warning of nuclear war is brought to you by A) a clown B) a former leader of Russia C) eh, doesn't matter source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 64   Wed January 18, 2023       UK inflation drops to 10.5%... drops to. Wow, they're proper farked, ain't they? source: cnbc.com   |   share: 28   Tue January 17, 2023     Speedo Mick scales UK's tallest mountain wearing only his swimming trunks ...for charity of course. You think he's this crazy on his own? source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: 5         Plans for huge UK car battery factory go flat despite resistance, staff immediately discharged and sent ohm source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 10         The world's oldest person silver medalist gets upgraded to gold source: theguardian.com   |   share: 22         Does a beaver fart in the woods? The answer, apparently, is yes source: wild955.iheart.com   |   share: 8         Davos isn't dead, so the Daleks remain a threat source: axios.com   |   share: 4         Mormon Church to Press "It's all a misunderstanding. God loves Black people." Mormon Church to Black Mormon "You are cursed. Your seed is cursed. Marry some cursed Black guy" source: newsweek.com   |   share: 133   Mon January 16, 2023 (Odeuropa)       Subby's History professor had a course where he would bring European cheeses, drinks, fabrics, and other smelly stuff to seminars, as part of the development of smell-based history research. And now, thanks to Internet, the whole world has: ODEUROPA source: explorer.odeuropa.eu   |   share: 3   Sun January 15, 2023       Yellow snow warning for London source: news.sky.com   |   share: 37         Derby Weekend continues in the EPL Chelsea and Crystal Palace starts us off at 9:00 am ET, Newcastle- Fulham (which really isn't a derby) and the North London Derby Spurs - Arsenal, table position doesn't mean much with this one. On USA/Peacock source: scores.nbcsports.com   |   share: 93   Sat January 14, 2023       All G7 leaders who have correctly read the room decide to stay away from Davos this year. Olaf Scholz: Halten Sie mein Bier source: cnbc.com   |   share: 36   Fri January 13, 2023       Jacob Avoirdupois-Mogg: The reason we can't have Brexit unicorns is because of the Remoaners who don't want Britain to reap the benefits of Cloud Cuckoo Land source: thelondoneconomic.com   |   share: 55   Thu January 12, 2023       2022 was the fifth or sixth hottest year on record. Or maybe 10th. Doesn't matter. In twenty years whatever's left of humanity will tell stories of a mystic white form of frozen water that would fall from the sky, and making "snow men" source: apnews.com   |   share: 12         Finally here it is, the one benefit of Brexit source: theguardian.com   |   share: 68         Remember when CNN was about real journalism and wasn't just about hit pieces against Biden? source: cnn.com   |   share: 121   Wed January 11, 2023       New Conspiracy: Traffic Reduction Schemes pave the way for the UN taking control of the world. Now if he can just work the Rand Corporation and Reverse Vampires into the idea, he might be on to something source: theguardian.com   |   share: 60         Farkette found an old family photo. Bikers, help her ID grampa's cool ride source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: 22   Tue January 10, 2023       Today's Slatesplanation: Edgelord Elon wasn't the first automaker to nearly tank his empire by needlessly sharing his supremely bad takes. Henry Ford led the way before him source: slate.com   |   share: 74         Despite the cuisine Italians are finding life in London to be a spicy meatball source: msn.com   |   share: 7         Qatar hopes Spuds are on the sportswashing menu source: theguardian.com   |   share: 13         Virgin's assets go limp after failure to score source: cnbc.com   |   share: 1   Mon January 09, 2023       Migration among major issues ahead of "Three Amigos Summit" in Mexico City. Would you say they have a plethora of problems? source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 36         "Let's light this tea kettle". Coverage starts at 4:15 ET source: youtube.com   |   share: 44         "My boyfriend lives with his ex and gets mad when I ask him when he's going to move. Am I being shucked like side corn?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 11   Sun January 08, 2023       Dog adopts nursing home source: upnorthlive.com   |   share: 9   Thu January 05, 2023       Released inmate throws rock through glass door of jail to try to get back inside for meal and place to sleep. Sheriff: "We quickly made those arrangements for him" source: kplctv.com   |   share: 42         F1 to Michael Andretti 2021: you no can haz. Andretti to F1 2023: ok, I'm bringing GM with. We cool? source: racer.com   |   share: 23         German exports unexpectedly fall in November. Latex market seen lacking support, separation source: msn.com   |   share: 0         My god, it's full of SARS: 28 out of 29 airplane lavatory holding tank samples test positive for SARS-CoV-2 source: audacy.com   |   share: 103         The Kraken variant comes ashore in the UK to wipe out thousands with its Covid tentacles. If only we had a bivalent Jaeger vaccine. But the pilot needs Idris Elba to slap him around.... and this metaphor has gone off the rails source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 39   Wed January 04, 2023       So you go through life with an occasional beer or dank joint. Big deal. Have you ever gone through life with extended-state DMT and shared hallucinations? Say hello to my self-dribbling basketball clockwork elf friend over there source: newrepublic.com   |   share: 15         U.S. News and World Report's new list of the most influential countries is as accurate as its rankings of universities source: usnews.com   |   share: 19   Tue January 03, 2023       In order to "save" its crumbling games industry, Russia is considering founding a company even worse than Electronic Arts, if that's even possible source: pcgamer.com   |   share: 36         Brits should ready themselves for a possible "oven ready as soon as they catch, pluck and stuff it" no deal Brexit as Spain and UK argue over Gibraltar's external border controls. And they thought Bojo's "oven ready" deal was bad source: theguardian.com   |   share: 49         These were people of the land. The common clay of the new United Kingdom. And in 2005 some TV producers convinced them that they were in space, orbiting the Earth, and seeing the curve of the world. At least they were smarter than flat earthers source: youtube.com   |   share: 28   Mon January 02, 2023       50 years ago, Ireland joined the then EEC. Apparently things are not going as well as they should, must European harder source: thejournal.ie   |   share: 90         The only thing falling faster than Tesla stock is the UK populace's opinions on Brexit being a success source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 89   Sun January 01, 2023       Is a 2017 Nissan worth your life? This guy thought so source: ktbs.com   |   share: 40   (readersheds.co.uk)       Welcome to the 17th annual Shed of the year competition If you are a UK sheddie, you can enter your shed into Shed of the year 2023 now. We want to hear about the shed builds, the materials and why you built your shed, also what you use it for source: readersheds.co.uk   |   share: 57   Sat December 31, 2022       Unlike prior generations, millennials are not becoming more conservative as they grow older. It's almost like you can't conserve anything if you don't have anything in the first place source: huffingtonpost.co.uk   |   share: 282   Fri December 30, 2022       Trump was under at least the influence of 12 other countries...I shocked, shocked I tell you source: politico.com   |   share: 122         The debate over octopus farming is a many-headed hydra source: phys.org   |   share: 55         Two monarchs and three prime ministers later, a look back at the steaming heap of failure that was Great Britain's 2022 source: npr.org   |   share: 80   Thu December 29, 2022       Cabbage futures up as European natural gas prices return to pre-Ukraine war levels source: cnbc.com   |   share: 5   (Some Shutterbug)       Subby sees your angry, Erie waves, and raises calm, Colorado waves, frozen source: sonyaz.net   |   share: 20   Wed December 28, 2022       Fulcrum BioEnergy announced this week that it has produced low-carbon synthetic fuel from landfill waste. Oil that is source: rgj.com   |   share: 34         You like big butts? Here's a thoughtpiece on big butts. You may be racist for liking big butts, or maybe more inclusive? Still not sure. Anyway, butts source: cbc.ca   |   share: 241   Tue December 27, 2022       Thundersnow fears in the UK as US farts huge winterstorm in their general direction (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk   |   share: 48   Sun December 25, 2022       🎶 it was Christmas Eve, babe, in the warm bank 🎶 source: cnn.com   |   share: 21   Sat December 24, 2022       Millions of Americans have left the country. Why? Subby gestures around wildly and says, "EVERYTHING" source: msn.com   |   share: 126   Fri December 23, 2022       Scotland passes law that allows its citizens to identify what is under their kilts source: dw.com   |   share: 44         Russia threatens to sell less oil, maybe punch themselves in the dick or try holding their breath until they turn blue source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 45         Day 303 of WW3: Putin says Russia wants an end to the war in Ukraine which will inevitably lead to "some kind of negotiations", a day after Biden hosted Zelenskyy. Pooty sounds weak. Has something changed? It's your Friday Ukraine war discussion source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 617   Thu December 22, 2022 (Some Guy)       The USA will deploy an infantry company and a unit of HIMARS multiple rocket launchers in a country that borders Russia. No, not that one. It's the one that sounds like an online weed store or a fake country from a Marx Brothers movie source: news.postimees.ee   |   share: 60         Targeting a former Sears, locals are betting that the addition of a casino will lead to an increase in mall foot traffic. No word if the maintenance department will exclusively have Craftsman tools source: recordonline.com   |   share: 32         New genomic variants associated with CHIP identified. DORITO, CHEEZ DOODLE, PRETZEL, still pure source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 0   Wed December 21, 2022       AMC walks away from deal to purchase bankrupt Cineworld because they will likely be declaring bankruptcy themselves in short order source: cnbc.com   |   share: 11         Tech bro schlubs cultivate company frat culture of alcohol, drugs, and harassment, drive $800 million company to bankruptcy. Difficulty: not related to crypto source: nypost.com   |   share: 22   Tue December 20, 2022       Now is the winter of our blurst of times? source: npr.org   |   share: 113         Break out the tiny violins ... Aww, forget it. Liz Hurley is 'stranded at the Antigua airport with no food or water' and she needs your help because she's caught in travel chaos (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 33         Football fans, you think World Cup 2022 was too much? Here's how World Cup 2026 will work with 104 matches, six games a day and 48 teams playing in the biggest tournament ever source: thesun.ie   |   share: 61         Chuck Bucks source: theguardian.com   |   share: 48         Story - a private dinner with Murdoch got cancelled due to the Clarkson thing. Buried lede - but for the Clarkson thing, the chair of the "Independent" Press Standards Organisation would have had a private dinner with Murdoch source: theguardian.com   |   share: 32   Mon December 19, 2022       Renewing hopes that the rumored Pirates of the Caribbean / Aquaman crossover movie might become reality, Amber Heard has settled with Johnny Depp source: msn.com   |   share: 38   Sun December 18, 2022       Frustrated Brexiteers want the Brexit they were promised. And subby wanted to ride on a white unicorn into the church where he was going to marry Scarlett Johansson, yet here we are source: theguardian.com   |   share: 118         International agency that encourages women to serve as brood mares might be using controversial practices. How about that source: theguardian.com   |   share: 54         This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for songs about things you'd like to get as a present. From a brand new key for your pair of roller skates to a big ole jet airliner and all things in between source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: 177   Sat December 17, 2022       King Charles takes bold step to cement his popularity amongst his thirsty subjects (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 22   Thu December 15, 2022 (Some Rugby Guy)       World cup Federation president handed a two-year suspended sentence, no not that federation. No not that one either source: amp.nine.com.au   |   share: 2         Blimey: in a historic first, no one from either England or Wales was arrested at the FIFA World Cup source: usatoday.com   |   share: 32   Tue December 13, 2022       Rare ice pancakes form on River Tyne. Unfortunately even rarer snowy maple syrup not so easy to come by source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 8         Reason #12∞ why humanity can't have nice things: "Paramilitary loan sharks targeting food bank users" source: bbc.com   |   share: 37         British royals told to keep away from Russian embassy, possibly because centuries of inbreeding means they also have to be told not to stick their hands in fan blades or attempt to gargle the Queen's Corgis source: aol.com   |   share: 17   Mon December 12, 2022       Does your dog want lab-grown steak? source: bbc.com   |   share: 21         3-1/2 Lions source: bbc.com   |   share: 13   Sun December 11, 2022       Germany tells the rest of Europe to toke up and mellow out and welcome all those cash-laden stoner tourists source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 47         British man who went missing in Africa is found four days later pretty much in the exact place you'd expect to find a British man source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 38   Fri December 09, 2022       Both Russian and US right-wing media are coordinating to sell your opinion back to you source: mediamatters.org   |   share: 55   Thu December 08, 2022     Bad news: those urinal mats you ordered in 2021 aren't going to arrive. Good news: we know exactly where they are source: timescolonist.com   |   share: 24         FTC says NO. Microsoft says, "WOW" after being sued to block the Blizzard Activision acquisition source: cnn.com   |   share: 21         Come to the Dark Side: New Zealand source: treehugger.com   |   share: 15         London has activated its severe weather emergency protocol as temperatures are expected to drop to as low as -3C during the week, or 26F reedom units source: theguardian.com   |   share: 98   Wed December 07, 2022       How far has nuclear fusion power come? We could be at a turning point for the technology just ten years from tomorrow source: phys.org   |   share: 15         Having no other important stories to cover anywhere in the world, UPI leads off with the news that Matt Lucas is leaving 'The Great British Bake Off' source: upi.com   |   share: 71   Tue December 06, 2022       Good news for not so drunk Brits, this map reveals that you're not even in the top ten of Europe's heaviest drinkers. In related news, has anyone been tracking Drew's whereabouts lately? source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 33         Boris Becker to be released just 8 months into his 2-1/2 year sentence for multi-million-pound bankruptcy fraud and deported to Germany. Sounds about white source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 22   Mon December 05, 2022       Snowdon snowed on, snowed in. Snowdonia snowed on ye, snowed in ye source: dailypost.co.uk   |   share: 16         Sending a container from China to the US peaked in September 2021 at $20,586, now it is $1,935. Similarly, chicken wings and used car prices are all dropping precipitously. Soon, prices will be back down to what they were in Subby's day source: msn.com   |   share: 32         English OnlyFans star in Qatar threatened with execution for her skimpy outfit and nobody on Fark notices this headline ends in punctuation because they've already clicked the link (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 35         Highly anticipated Heinz Christmas Dinner Big Soup, featuring all the holiday trimmings in a soup can, has hiat UK shelves for just two quid "and many Brits say they love it" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 17   Sat December 03, 2022       Coca-Cola Christmas truck tour is LIT source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 26   Fri December 02, 2022       Hospitalized for covid? There's a real chance your lungs are farked source: eurekalert.org   |   share: 8   Thu December 01, 2022       Nobody expects the Spanish Elimination source: cbssports.com   |   share: 15         The 4-day workweek trial is a huge success. It turns out that people don't like working an extra day when they don't need to. It was also good for business. Average revenue rose 38%. This is not a repeat from feudal times or the industrial revolution source: cnn.com   |   share: 36         Space Force wins its first combat mission source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 115         Day 281 of WW3: US considers dramatic training expansion for Ukrainian forces. NATO pledges more support, including energy infrastructure repairs. The US said it's focused on providing air defenses. It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion source: cnn.com   |   share: 509   Wed November 30, 2022       The penultimate episode of Stargirl (the whole series, not just S.№3) "Frenemies ― Chapter 12: The Last Will and Testament of Sylvester Pemberton" has Starman taking matters into his own hands, leaving the JSA to fear the worst at 8 ㏘ EST on The CW source: imdb.com   |   share: 28         Seems that Prince Philip's legacy at Buckingham Palace still lives on. Well, it did source: bbc.com   |   share: 17         Can Poland beat Argentina, let Mexico or the Saudis sneak into the round of 16, only to surrender to France? This and so much more... World Cup Group Stage last matches continue with Groups D at 10 AM ET and C at 2 PM source: espn.com   |   share: 606         Disestablishmentarians say statistics suggest antidisestablishmentarianism is on the decline source: theguardian.com   |   share: 197   Tue November 29, 2022       Godless heathens on the rise, flood warnings imminent source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 77         Iran's national anthem sucks so much that they have to resort to torture to get folks to sing it source: msn.com   |   share: 47         Brussels sprouts revenge plans (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk   |   share: 15   Mon November 28, 2022       They fixed the glitch source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 24         Wait - Russia is planning for the "long term?" Those words. Subby does not think they mean what you think they mean source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 45   Sun November 27, 2022       Not news: Countries issue travel warnings for their citizens to avoid dangerous countries. Fark: That dangerous country is the USofA source: cnn.com   |   share: 209         Japan is cleaning up at the World Cup source: apnews.com   |   share: 8   Fri November 25, 2022       Qatar becomes the second-ever World Cup host to get eliminated in the opening round source: bbc.com   |   share: 33         I don't know what a Bebe Rexha is, but neither do the Detroit Lion fans who booed because no one could see her source: ew.com   |   share: 57         Scientists say "hot Saturn" is a game changer from determining how many Earths fit in Uranus source: cnn.com   |   share: 12         Fox News upset about a) US opioid epidemic, b) US poverty levels, c) US soccer coach T-shirt source: foxnews.com   |   share: 111   Thu November 24, 2022       Frame Afflicted, Found Out source: bbc.com   |   share: 67   Wed November 23, 2022       Scotland: What about second independence referendum? UK Supreme Court: Not yours source: bbc.com   |   share: 68   Tue November 22, 2022       Man who claims to have inspired heist movie "The Town" decides to try inspiring more heist movies source: boston.com   |   share: 21         Imminent baconation predicted for England's grim north source: liverpoolecho.co.uk   |   share: 25         Sorry everyone, eating carrots will NOT improve your eyesight. That rumor is strictly British WWII propaganda source: wltx.com   |   share: 21   Mon November 21, 2022       John Leguizamo says he based his The Menu character on "horrible human" Steven Seagal source: ew.com   |   share: 46         Good news, everyone. Thousands of blood donors, banned for over two decades due to possible mad cow disease exposure, can give again source: ksl.com   |   share: 18   (Some Sugarcube Guy)       Happy björthday Björk. You just read this using sonic scales you never thought existed source: britannica.com   |   share: 42   Sun November 20, 2022 (Some Guy)       Baluga stuck in the deep mud. So wild, not so free source: simpleflying.com   |   share: 18   Thu November 17, 2022       The numbers are in; brexit is a great success, apart from the whole brexit thingy source: euronews.com   |   share: 46         There are not enough 'air quotes' 'in existence' for the 'sadness' of this 'product' source: bbc.com   |   share: 20   Wed November 16, 2022       Snowdon to lose its Snow. Not because of global warming, because it's now to be called Yr Wyddfa source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 27         UK finance ministry launches hip cool Discord to appeal to da yoof and, despite being read-only, da yoof still manage to call the ministry "c**ts" source: kotaku.com   |   share: 21         Results of 4-day workweek trial in the UK prove that 86% of companies are willing to lie to researchers source: npr.org   |   share: 29         While Trump was stumbling through his "big announcement" , on the other side of the world "Sleepy Joe" was conducting expert diplomacy to prevent WWIII source: msn.com   |   share: 78         Bugger you, pay me. In dollars source: straitstimes.com   |   share: 16   Tue November 15, 2022       Stop being mean to my son. Signed, Elon's mother source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 45         Well, it's certainly uncontaminated by cheese source: theguardian.com   |   share: 82         EU finds that Elon Twitter no longer in compliance with Ireland's one-stop shop security measures. This means that Twitter will likely have to deal with all 27 nations in the EU individually source: techcrunch.com   |   share: 33   Mon November 14, 2022       Tonight on RAW: Miz goes on Miz TV to apologize for the scheme to get Miz more airtime, press and ratings for Miz & Mrs. Dexter Lumis has no comment. Also, Seth faces off against Finn in a match to set up Wargames. This and more at 8 PM ET on USA source: wwe.com   |   share: 211       BBC was born 100 years ago today, has grown steadily ever since source: upi.com   |   share: 16   Sat November 12, 2022       Submit your application now to get paid to drink beer and watch the World Cup. Only true farkers need apply source: krqe.com   |   share: 10   Fri November 11, 2022       Elon keeps bragging about how Twitter's busier than ever since his takeover. Here's why source: apnews.com   |   share: 49   Thu November 10, 2022       British Star Wars-style laser weapon tested for first time, pew pew pews quadcopter two miles away (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 9         UK joins forces with Switzerland in an unfunded science deal that will totally make up for the £95B the EU has for the same deal source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 9         University of Kentucky president to student that hurled racist slur at a black student: GTFO of our campus... permanently. Duke Sucks source: cnn.com   |   share: 105         Research says wait times for cancer treatment in the UK have doubled in the past four years. Keep calm and carry on dreaming of remission source: bbc.com   |   share: 18         Brexit enthusiast is surprised that Brexit isn't the Brexit he thought he was going to get source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 170   Wed November 09, 2022       Will Donatello get snubbed? Can Leonardo handle the heat in Qatar? It's the USMNT World Cup squad announcement, live on ESPN2 at 5:00 pm ET source: cbssports.com   |   share: 31         Wendy's no burger king, she's doing even better source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 11         For sale: Liverpool Soccer Club. Serious inquiries only. Direct all questions to the Boston Red Sox source: boston.com   |   share: 5   Tue November 08, 2022       If you've been waiting 20 years for Peter Gabriel to tour with new material, here's your chance. May require a flight to Europe source: petergabriel.com   |   share: 21         McDonald's creates McCrispy gaming chair that isn't edible so what's the point source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 15         Steal this film source: cbr.com   |   share: 31   Mon November 07, 2022       An answer to today's burning question: How Bad Is It to Pee in the Shower? source: msn.com   |   share: 58         If you like sandcastles, you'll love this Japanese museum source: japantoday.com   |   share: 7         We all need somebody to lean on so Stand By Ben tonight when he leaps into the body of a 16-year-old boy and finds himself among a group of outcast teens on the run on the fall finale S1 EP8 of Quantum Leap at 10 PM ET on NBC source: imdb.com   |   share: 19         UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak says there's room to hope after UN warns world on 'highway to climate hell.' Subby wonders what he's hoping for source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 46         UK: Let us into the Horizon Europe program as was agreed in the TCA or we'll go it alone, with bonus "Europe needs us more than we need them when it comes to science." EU: The TCA is predicated on the acceptance of the Northern Ireland protocol (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk   |   share: 67         Old and busted: Mexico will pay for the wall. New hotness: China will pay for climate change source: politico.com   |   share: 45   Sun November 06, 2022       Brexit Britain is broken, and the people are revolting. The latter is not just subby's opinion source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 59   Fri November 04, 2022       Sure the UK is going to hell in a handbasket with prices going through the roof, no food on the shelves and Meghan and Harry trying to destroy the monarchy, but the new PM is copping fresh criticism over his lavish $900 Prada shoes source: 9news.com.au   |   share: 55         Dragon reminds the world he who has the gold makes the rules source: theregister.com   |   share: 22         Employees at the TikkityToks are looking at your private data source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 14         Shouting "Go back to Africa" is a moronic statement at the best of times. Even moreso when you're a sitting member of the French Parliament source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 42         Bank of England finally notices that the Tories have been in charge this whole time source: bbc.com   |   share: 8         Good news everybody, you can now visit Russia without a visa for a happy, worry free excursion source: themoscowtimes.com   |   share: 51   Thu November 03, 2022       Conversely, humans are more than happy to jump off that cliff if everyone else is doing it source: phys.org   |   share: 5         Hurricane Martin expected to hit near *checks notes* Northern Ireland this weekend. Wait, that can't be right source: belfastlive.co.uk   |   share: 7         Oddly, Cheesy McCheeseFace and Venezuelan Beaver Cheese didn't make the list source: cnn.com   |   share: 3         Regrexit source: euronews.com   |   share: 62   Wed November 02, 2022       Rishi Sunak's first week as PM going great: he immediately had to walk back acting like he was too cool for a global climate change conference source: ndtv.com   |   share: 25   Tue November 01, 2022       Day 251 of WW3: "Partial mobilization" of citizens has been completed, Putin says. Kyiv mayor says water and power are fully restored following barrage of Orc missile strikes on infrastructure facilities. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion source: cnn.com   |   share: 680   Mon October 31, 2022       Russia finally offers conditions to end the Ukraine war ...kinda source: newsweek.com   |   share: 181         The brexit benefits will arrive in 40 years according to this Tory senior economist, probably under the mistaken belief there will still be an economy to benefit. Tag is the 2nd of 3 consecutive tags, all of which could have been used source: thelondoneconomic.com   |   share: 60   Sat October 29, 2022       Russia proceeds to starve the world by cancelling grain program after the Black Sea Fleet is attacked source: cnn.com   |   share: 99         The latest twist in Brexit clownshoes: companies are not developing or releasing products in the UK because of safety standards differing from the EU's source: theguardian.com   |   share: 63   Thu October 27, 2022       Oil hitting the anus continues gusher of profits at Shell source: bbc.com   |   share: 4         Birbs don't exist. Nor do the lasting mental health benefits from being around their chirbing source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 26         New research shows that the swarming honeybees are electric, so full of zingy juice they can produce as much electricity as a thunderstorm source: 9news.com.au   |   share: 7         Russia spiked natural gas prices in Europe. That's bad. But now prices have fallen into negative territory. That's good. They're down because it has been unseasonably warm thanks to global warming. That's bad. Putin has no leverage now. That's good source: cnn.com   |   share: 32   Wed October 26, 2022       I'm not saying the US medical industry is a scam, but a drug invented in the 1970s costs nearly $40,000 per shot. OK, I am saying it's a scam source: mprnews.org   |   share: 127         One of mini Brexit opportunities source: bbc.com   |   share: 20         On the pitch? Sure - that's just bad form. Messy, too. OTOH blood does make the grass grow source: bbc.com   |   share: 8   Tue October 25, 2022       Truss: No, it is the people who are wrong source: bbc.com   |   share: 48         Hey. Has anyone noticed that British conservatives have now managed to appoint *two* Prime Ministers that not a single person in England actually voted for? source: cnn.com   |   share: 125         Day 244 of WW3: Ukrainian military says Russian forces preparing for "potential retreat" near key Kherson river as Orc-installed leaders step up evacuation efforts in response to Kyiv's counteroffensive. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion source: cnn.com   |   share: 867         Already high after being named UK's new prime minister, Rishi Sunak now has people baffled as he appears to 'levitate' outside Tory HQ source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 40   Mon October 24, 2022       EU to make Apple play with USB-C. US consumers will still get struck by Lightning source: cnn.com   |   share: 110         The UK's new prime minister is twice as rich as his King source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 80         Tory supporting billionaire who fled to a tax haven over a decade ago is concerned that the average Brit will slide into poverty unless the government fixes Brexit source: theguardian.com   |   share: 56         A crypto bull is now in charge of the UK government. Well, what else could possibly go wrong? Lettuce issue some NFTs source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 21       ♫ Sunak Sunak Sun ♫ source: theguardian.com   |   share: 246         Iran to sue the US for interference in their internal affairs. Fark: not for what happened in 1953 source: cnn.com   |   share: 28   Sun October 23, 2022       Scotland: give us a reason why we should Remain in Great Britain. *crickets* source: scotsman.com   |   share: 58         After grid penalties Sainz has the pole with Verstappen alongside and Mercedes locking out row 2 with Hamilton off 3rd. Weather forecast is dry and warm with some winds. This is your Formula 1 United States Grand Prix at 3pm ET on ABC source: formula1.com   |   share: 375         Don't you just hate it when you bought a home but the strangers there refuse to leave? source: fox43.com   |   share: 109         The Protests Will Continue Until Morale Improves: UK edition source: inews.co.uk   |   share: 37   Sat October 22, 2022       Article asks "what broke Great Britain?". Hint: It starts with a "B" and ends with "exit" source: vox.com   |   share: 122   Fri October 21, 2022       Even the right wing magazines are calling for a UK general election source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 32         Dead cat bounce gets pounded source: cnbc.com   |   share: 8         Deepfake porn videos are coming and not in a good way source: bbc.com   |   share: 152   Thu October 20, 2022       It goes without saying that's not 51 candles on Snoop's birthday cake source: biography.com   |   share: 4         People are profiting from brexit, just not those who voted for it source: irishexaminer.com   |   share: 18         Kevin Spacey beats Rapp source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 63         American Intellectual ponders: "When was it when straight white males started being treated like black Americans during segregation? It's just wrong" source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 165         Day 239 of WW3: Blackouts to begin across Ukraine after nation loses 40+% of its power-generating capacity from Russian attacks on energy infrastructure. So... Elon and the AMC to the rescue with batteries? It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion source: cnn.com   |   share: 697   Wed October 19, 2022       In Glaswegian barber shops, some beards just don't respond to anything less than a full cache of fireworks source: bbc.com   |   share: 11         ToryShambles watch continues: Home Secretary Braverman sacked at the behest of Jeremy Hunt -- whose name, we can only assume, is about to enter the Cockney rhyming slang lexicon source: cnbc.com   |   share: 156         Biden has enough gas to last to November [fart joke goes here] source: cnbc.com   |   share: 118   Tue October 18, 2022 (Safety4Sea)       In a clear sign that Putin's energy blackmail is going as planned, at least 35 LNG tankers are hanging around in the Mediterranean, unable to offload because EU storage is full source: safety4sea.com   |   share: 19         Meta gets final order from UK antitrust watchdog to sell Giphy, is trying to get that empty sow of a "metaverse" thrown in before cutting a deal source: msn.com   |   share: 5         Montenegro and North Macedonia pull out of Liverpool and no, this isn't a lost Politics headline source: bbc.com   |   share: 4         It's time to break out your tiny violins, everybody. The dollar is so strong right now that scrappy up-and-comers like Apple, Proctor & Gamble, and McDonald's are getting hammered on international profits. Hopefully they'll raise prices to survive source: cnn.com   |   share: 49         Haiti's security situation becoming 'nightmarish' as cholera overtakes zombies source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 2   Mon October 17, 2022       Kevin Spacey claims on the stand that his dad was a Neo-Nazi, that we see deadly sins on every street corner and tolerate it. Well, not anymore. He's setting the example. What he's done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed...forever source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 43         Uk's new Finance Minister: So, all those new economic Policies proposed by PM Truss? Yeah, we're not doing any of those source: politico.eu   |   share: 123   Sun October 16, 2022       Truss to turd in six weeks flat source: apnews.com   |   share: 73         North Macedonia announce they will not send contestant to this year's Eurovision Song Contest due to it being too silly. Also, energy bills source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 9   Sat October 15, 2022       Defense Innovation Unit: "It might be a bad idea to allow a single proprietary company to control our space architecture." Department of Defense: "We can't hear you over all this money we're throwing at Starlink" source: spacenews.com   |   share: 67   Fri October 14, 2022       UK Markets await emergency press conference from Liz Truss to explain just how badly she messed up source: cnbc.com   |   share: 9         The UK's 20 top-selling debut albums of all time revealed. Subby must be a bit of a Philistine as I only bought 4 of these, but at least they were the best ones source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 20         I Love You source: nationaltoday.com   |   share: 55         OnlyFans wants to drop its "adult content site" image, change name to OnlyACoupleOfFans source: techspot.com   |   share: 94         Fox plans to avoid coverage of Qatar's controversial treatment of migrant workers during World Cup broadcasts, much as it didn't address criticism of Russia's government during the 2018 tournament. In other words, the GQP treatment? source: apnews.com   |   share: 10         Airstrip One climate minister claims fracking and oil drilling good for environment, ignorance is strength source: theguardian.com   |   share: 24   Thu October 13, 2022       People who viewed sex as a leisure activity watched, enjoyed more, better sex during the pandemic source: eurekalert.org   |   share: 19   Wed October 12, 2022       Isn't it true that you have not been not truthful about the truth-telling, Mr. Rapp, ISN'T THAT TRUE? source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 11         The Festival of Brexit, meant to "showcase what makes our country great today," expected around 66 million visitors in the early weeks only got 24 million, sorry, 0.24 million visitors. A better metaphor for brexit is yet to be found source: theguardian.com   |   share: 51         Short answer: No. Long answer: Hell No source: cnn.com   |   share: 42   Tue October 11, 2022       For the second straight week, England has to step in to save their bond market from total collapse. Keeping calm doesn't seem to be working source: cnbc.com   |   share: 82         British consumers are buying blankets and canned goods in preparation for a long, cold winter of discontent source: cnbc.com   |   share: 71         In the 8-bit game "In Liz We Trust," you play as UK Prime Minister Liz Truss, who goes around trying to find Pound coins in the homes of British citizens source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 45         You don't really understand what the term "fancy a pint" means, but CNN is here to help source: cnn.com   |   share: 50   (Nation Cymru)       No, you can't have permission to go to the World Cup. Not yours source: nation.cymru   |   share: 9   Sun October 09, 2022       Hornsby ended the last episode with Daryl's knife at his throat. Will he see Commonwealth celebrate Founder's Day despite protests and a walker horde? What will Carol and Pamela agree to? Is Oceanside still standing? The Walking Dead, 9PM ET on AMC source: undeadwalking.com   |   share: 9         Scots Foremaist Minister says she'll haud a referendum oan Scots independence fae th' United Kingdom, whither th' UK Supreme Court says she kin or nae source: apnews.com   |   share: 86

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